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Trials are like FIRE it can destroy or strengthen you, depending on your character and outlook in life. REMEMBER!

The fire that melts butter, is the same fire that hardens steel. __________________________________________________________________ "The best way 2 walk every day is not only by walking with a nice SHOES. but walking w/ GOD... walk not only by FEET but with FAITH in your heart." ___________________________________________________________________ Trials exist not becoz GOD wants 2 test u. Dat is a lie. he alredi knows ur capabilities mor dan u cud imagine. Trials exst becoz u nid 2 learn 1 thing: FAITH ____________________________________________________________________ God is the author of life. He is the reason why certain things happen. He holds destiny. He knows when. He knows why. He knows u perfectly. He made you. So when your life is all mixed up and things get heavier, trust him. He makes all things beautiful and meaningful in his time. When someone throw stones at you, which means you are a good tree full of fruits. They say a lot of harvest in you that s why they attack you. Don t throw stones back at them, throw your fruits instead and fruit s seed planted in them to change. Don t go down to their level. Instead, inspire them to up to yours _______________________ Failure is a challenge to make us great. -Bill Gates _____________________ G0D doesn't require you to "Be the Best" He just wants you to,, "Do-your-Best" and He will take care of the rest.

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I know you re so busy, but for three seconds think of me. _______________________________________________________________ According to the survey, childish people tend to be temptations while the mature ar e able to stand against it.

_______________________________________________________________ GOD is our strength in our heart and our portion forever Failure is the opportunity to begin more intelligent _________________________________________________________________

There are times that we have pain in our life. But remember, GOD created that pain where the true meaning is: P:ositive A:ttitude I:n N:egative S:ituition _________________________________________________________________ If you let me choose GOD or you? Of course I will choose GOD because GOD, GIVE ME YOU. _______________________________________________________________

Girl: Jesus, what will I do? I like this boy, but I m tired of being ignored by hi m. Jesus: Princess, I love MILLIONS of people that ignore me everyday. But I still love them unconditionally. __________________________________________________________ A father was reading a news paper, he did not want to disturb by his little girl so he cut out a map of the world, tore it 2 pieces and gave it to her to assemb le. After a while she returned to him with the map all in perfect order. Every piece is in its place. The surprised father said, Honey, you don t know about geography so, how did you do it?

The innocent girl replied, The picture of Jesus is at the back and I know if I ha d Jesus at the right place, the whole world would be perfect. ________________________________________________________________

Best love message I ever heard: I believe in love at first sight. Because I ve loved my parents my eyes. ______________________________________________

ever since I opened

An apple looks tasty, but sometimes rotten inside. A coconut looks hard, but is hollow inside. A durian looks disgusting, but is delicious inside. A cherry looks sweet, but is sour inside. Same with us, we only look upon others with what we see outside, not even realiz ing what really is inside. ______________________________________________ Twelve reasons why we pray: 1. It encourages others; 2. It reminds you of spiritual value; 3. It gives hope; 4. It helps you feel better; 5. It allows you to let go of situation; 6. It provides comfort; 7. It relaxes and reduces anxiety; 8. It builds faith; 9. It deepens character; 10. It broadens your perspective; 11. It brings you closer to GOD; 12. IT WORKS __________________________________________________ Bakit kaya may sabaw ang balot? SISIW: Kung ikaw kaya ikulong sa loob shell, saan ka iihi? ___________________________________________________ Bakit sa tuwing makikita ko siya ay bigla ba naman akong kakabahan.? Natatakot ako sa tuwing siya y magsalita na at nakatitig sa akin. Kapag nilalapitan na niya ako ng patakbo ay halos maubos na ang hininga ko sa bi lis ng tibok ng puso ko. Ang aso talaga! Nakakanerbyos!! __________________________________________

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_____________________________________________ Ang hirap pala kapag yung dati nagbibigay sayo ng ngiti nabungi. __________________________________________ sa AMERICA, kapag nawalan ng kuryente , tumatawag sa POWER COMPANY. sa JAPAN naman, tine-test ang FUSE. sa PILIPINAS, TSINE-CHECK KUNG MERON ANG KAPITBAHAY. \mm/ ____________________________________________

Pare1: pare parang malalim iniisip mo? Pare2: n anaginip ako kagabi. kasama ko 50 contestants ng ms.universe Pare1: suwerte mo ano problema mo? Pare2:pare ako ang nanalo!!! _____________________________________________ Teacher: Ang unang maka sagot ng tanong ko, makakauwi agad. Juan: (hinagis ang bag sa labas) Teacher: Kaninong bag yon? Juan: Sa akin po mam! Bye guys!!!! ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ Bakit pag lalakeng GWAPO ang tumitingin sa babae ang tawag CHICKBOY.. Pero pag DI-DWAPO ang tawag MANYAK .. Tapos pag ang sumusunod-sunod sa babae ay GWAPO ang tawag SECRET ADMIRER.. Pero pag DI-GWAPO ang tawag STALKER... Pag ang ngumingiti-ngiti ay GWAPO ang tawag FRIENDLY... Pero pag DI-GWAPO ang tawag BASTOS.. Ito ba ang tawag na Facial Discrimination ? _____________________________________________________

Student: Sir, kumusta po ang grades ko??

Teacher: aba iha! Kasing ganda ng buhok mo.. Student: talaga po? Wow naman!.. Teacher: ou, parang bagong rebond.. BAGSAK NA BAGSAK! __________________________________________________ When I hear the song JUST THE WAY YOU ARE It reminds me that When I see your face

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it is the end of the world. haha.

__________________________________________________ Napakaraming gwapo dito sa atin, ngunit bakit tila walang natira? GUMAGANDA SILA ___________________________________________________ BOY : Ganda ng lips mo .. ...GIRL : Thanks .. BOY : Ganda ng Eyes mo .. GIRL : Thanks :"> BOY : Ganda ng Face mo .. GIRL : Of Course! :"> BOY : Lahat maganda sayo .. GIRL : I know right? >:) BOY : Buti ka pa ipinanganak na Good Looking samantalang ako .. SINUNGALING !!!! >:) _________________________________________________ Isang batang lalaki ang nakatingin sa labas ng simbahan... PARI: Bakit hindi ka pumasok sa loob iho? BATA: Kasi po baka mawala ang bike ko. ... PARI: Wag kang mag-alala, ang Espiritu Santo ang magbabantay sa bike mo. (Pumasok na sila sa loob ng simbahan...) PARI: Marunong ka bang magdasal iho? BATA: Opo. Sa ngalan ng Ama, ng Anak. Amen. PARI: Kulang ata iho. Nasaan ang Espiritu Santo?

BATA: Nasa labas po. Binabantayan ung bike ko. _____________________________________________ Sa restaurant LOLO: Pwe! WAITER!!! Waiter: Yes Sir? LOLO: Ano ba 'tong steak na 'to? Ang tigas tigas! (Tinikman ng waiter ang steak) Waiter: Malambot naman po at juicy pa. LOLO: Paano 'di lalambot 'yan? 30 minutes ko ng nginunguya.

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