A Brief Introduction to the Sexuality of Nick ________

Cameron Ein

I would like to give a !ecial thank to Nick _____ and A"delhalim Emam# who thi "ook would not "e !o i"le without$ %Cameron

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So recently people have been under the wrong impression. People have come to believe that Nick _______ a.k.a. Ashetaka a.k.a. "Guess what I m heisenburg" is a calm suburban!urban!ruralite whose only goal in li"e is to "uck his # bitches that he got and talk shit to abdel and gary. $ecently I have discovered else wise. People always talk about how people are "ake or put on a "acade "or those around them in order to avoid con"rontation. I now have proo" this is %&&' true. Nick _____ is "ar "rom your ordinary man( granted he s not a man( he s more like a ) year old boy who lives ne*t door to cartman and who saw porn "or the "irst time when he was "ive. +ne o" the things you have to reali,e about nick( possibly the biggest thing( is his many "etishes. I couldn t even begin to e*plain them to you. -hey range "rom a "oot "etish to an oedipus comple* to masochism to en.oying "utunari. /ut I shouldn t say them all as that s private. 0ow many "etishes you have is "or you to decide and you alone. No matter what society says about how much retardedness( sel" in"licted pain( or trouble with the law said "etish may bring. +ne o" the most prevelant "eatures o" nicks se*uality( is his anal "i*ation. In lame man terms1 Nick loves him some anal +ver my encounters with Nick( nearly every other sentence had the word "uck( and the sentences which didn t have the word "uck( contained the word ass. Nick has been 2uoted as saying things such as( "something something 3 ""ucking signature" -his says a lot about Nick s mental state. 0e is your average horny bise*ual teen who has not been able to get laid by either gender. -his may be an ampli"ying "actor in regards to his anal "i*ation. I" he could be compared to anything it would be this1

0e wants se*. 0e "eels as much with his dick as with his eyes and hands. -he down side to his anal "i*ation( is the masochism it brings along with it. 4any healthy adults would agree that anal is not a terrible "etish in comparison to others( however when masochists are allowed to have anal( it s not a pretty site. Nick has stated( "I m the catcher all day every day." Put simply( he loves him some dick in some butt. /ut what he sticks in his anal cavity is not healthy at all. Average people would stick a "dildo" or a "penis" in their anus. Nick claims he sticks his "lail up his ass while getting carried in diablo #. 5or those o" you who don t know( a "lail is a giant thing( somewhat like this1

/Note from the Author0 thi !icture i actually Nick holding the flail !re!aring to in ert it in hi anu 1

-his is not healthy in any way. I" you were to stick something o" this length all the way up your

anus( you would eventually reach your sphincter( possibly puncturing it( as well as the actual "lail rupturing your anal cavity. People who complain about having a colonoscopy have never "elt this pain. 6ou could potentially bleed out within minutes unless you were to retrieve the necessary glue based enema.. 0e also claims to have stuck a stick up his ass while talking to 7elsey on Skype. 5or those o" you wondering( 7elsy is a dumb bitch who likes to get "ucked in the ear by big black cocks. -his is a side point though. -he problem is that Nick is sticking yet another dangerous item up his ass. 8omen in A"rica have been raped( scarred "or li"e( and would up with "ertility issues. -hese "ertility issues were at times caused by men raping them ( then sticking a literal stick inside their vagina( scarring the internal tissue "or li"e( resulting in a loss o" all "ertility. 8e do not want this "or Nicks anus. I" Nick is scarred and unable to take a shit( what will he do9 0e will be unable to take a shit. I" this happens( he will need to have all his shit surgically removed "rom that day on( or he will live with it( accepting the imminent demise o" whenever he e*plodes and shit "lies on his sister( 7atie.
0e e*hibits many "i*ations which are unable to be e*plained by our current technology as i have stated thus "ar. 0e has coined the word :carry.; 0e believes it to mean that one will provide su""icient support "or other members o" a party o" players in games such as <iablo #=. /ut this is a "allacy. Nick has never once carried anyone in any game. Nick is the person who has been carried. 0e demonstrates a te*t book e*ample o" what we in the psychology world like to call :denial.; <enial is de"ined as1

The action of declaring something to be untrue. >Note "rom the author1 yes I know this is a sentence "ragment.? Is this not denial9 I have been unable to "ind any e*ample besides this that so clearly demonstrates this mental "law. Nick is under the impression that he is capable o" anything and everything. 0e believes i" he yells :-0@N<A$ 5@$6; a thunder "ury will appear like this1

and that when it doesnBt really come none will be the wiser and we will all believe he really got one( and so in theory( heBs now the owner o" a brand new thunder "ury. /ut this is not the case. Nick is lying to create his own macroscopic universe encompassing us allC however( he has "orgotten one big thingD 0eBs a retard. -his brings me to the ne*t thing one must know when studying Nick. 0e is indeed in severe denial in regards to what I have .ust said( but he is also in denial in regards to other thing. +ne symptom he e*hibits is pro.ection or admitting both the "act and seriousness o" an event but denying responsibility or blaming somebody or something else. Nick "re2uently blames events on others that are currently in his surroundings. 0e "re2uently will blame me( Abdel( E<( or 7atie "or his problems. Not Gary( heBs too scared o" Gary to do anything since Nick is a big puss. -his type o" event points me to per"orm a more serious psychoanalysis o" Nick in order to make several in"erences. -wo things must be looked at when taking into account the in"ormation which has been "ound on Nick. 5irst o"" is this pro.ection denial. -he second is the anal "i*ation which he developed. According to 5reudian psychology( age at which a human develops anal tendencies in regards to their se*uality is "rom ages %F#. -his matches up( almost scarily( to the age dictated by the Arikson theory o" psychosocial development( at which one develops their sense o" trust and hope( but also shame.

-his leads me to several conclusions. Nick demonstrates this anal "i*ation persisting past this age( and so he most likely had an in"luence "rom the other aspects o" psycho development present at this age. 4y hypothesis is that Nick had several things occur to him. I believe "irst o""( that he shoved his momBs "inger up his anal cavity. -his lead him to "eel pain at this age. -he development o" trust was then hindered causing "or lasting issues with his mother( and seeing as he has an oedipus comple* in the "irst place it makes it even more akward with his dad who he wants to rape( kill( and then commit necrophilia upon. -his also caused him to have shame issues when he was about age #. -his has assisted a drastic amount in his current sense o" pro.ective denial. 0e "eels ashamed at his hentai browsing and perusal and would like to blame others such as me and Abdel "or this problem. -his brings up another point. Nick loves the hentai( he s got to have the hentai. 0e dies without it. 0e loves all things "rom yaoi to yuri( "rom tentacle to "utunari( "rom oppai to pai,uri. 5or those o" you wondering( this is hentai1

Nick the cum gu,,ler s desire "or hentai is as strong as a dogs desire "or gu,,ling water. I have come to the conclusion that Nick is a massive "agotron that cannot be removed "rom this world until all hentai has been burned. +nly with that will he lose the source o" his power. Nick s "avorite type o" hentai isn t actually a hentai tv show or manga though. 0is "avorite is the eroge>erotic game? se* simulator using occulus ri"t. Nick also en.oys 7atawa Shou.o( a game about having se* with cripplesC bible black( a game "rom G&&& thats more normalC and school days( a game about a boy who "ucks too girls. 5orgive me I m going to go on a tangent now.

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/ack on track though( nick has e*hibited his love "or hentai and eroge on numerous occasions. 0e even openly admitted multiple times within a %) minute span o" a Skype call( :6es( I do watch hentai Lhinto"sarcasm.; /ut there was no sarcasm. Eust because you say there is does not make it true. 6ou may as well have said( wow I m a "agot. It doesnBt make it true. +nly us saying your a "agot makes it true. And yes nick( you are a "agot. So nick loves hentai. I" we take the hentai Away he dies. 8e need nick to die. It has been "oretold that the antichrist will appear( we ve known this since the bible was written. Iittle did they know that Nick _____ would be the antichrist. I" we are to stop Nick "rom attempting to rape our women>unsuccess"uly?( kill our "amily>again unsuccess"uly?( and "orcibly inserting our dicks up our anus>wow Nick can t really do anything success"ully can he...?( we will be "acing a world in which

Nick will attempt to rule>and still be unsuccess"ul?. -his is why we must destroy the worlds leading supplier o" hentai( the North 7orean army. I" they die( Nick dies( and we all have a great laugh. And isn t that what we want9 A world without Nick. 0ow else could we possibly see ourselves in the "uture. 8e know that Nick must disappear. It s up to us now. 8ill we purge the world o" amoebas such as Nick( or will we allow them to wallow at our "eet hoping "or the scabs o" our stubbed toes. + right this is supposed to be psychoanalysis o" Nick. I ll "inish this in another book when I have the time. -his will be the prologue I guess.

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