Alecs Favorite Quotes Simply Pleasures are the Greatest Pleasures I loved you more today than yesterday;

; yesterday you really pissed me off Dont do what I do, but do what I dont do Dont you think work must have killed someone !" stands for !int "ovin# "y life is an endless battle a#ainst maturity S$hi%ophrenia, beats dinin# alone &e may not have it all to#ether, but to#ether we have it all 'avin# a pla$e to #o is home, havin# someone to love is family, and havin# both is a blessin# If a man speaks in the forest and theres no woman there to hear him( Is he still wron# Sar$asm, )ust one more servi$e I offer *esterday is history; tomorrow is a mystery; today is a #ift, thats why we $all it; +he Present ! mother holds your hand for a while, and a heart forever 'avin# $hildren is like bein# pe$ked to death by a du$k *oull always be my best friend; you know too mu$h If you dont talk to your $at about $atnip, who will ,ill Gates stole my idea Some mornin#s, it )ust doesnt pay to #naw throu#h the leather straps -.mo Philips *ou have the ri#ht to remain silent, use it/ 0r#ani%ed people are )ust too la%y to look for thin#s I smile be$ause youre my dau#hter, I lau#h be$ause there nothin# you $an do about it +ruly #reat friends are hard to find diffi$ult to leave and impossible to for#et &ine a bit, youll feel better 1ife is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away 2oura#e doesnt always roar3 sometimes $oura#e is the 4uiet voi$e at the end of the day sayin# I will try a#ain tomorrow +here $annot be a $risis this week, my s$hedule is already full God $reated a few perfe$t people( +he rest are ri#ht handed *our !,2s A$$ept differen$es Be kind Count you blessin#s Dream E5press thank For#ive Give freely Harm no one Ima#ine more Jettison an#er Keep $onfiden$es Love truly Master somethin# Nurture hope Open your mind Pa$k li#htly Quell rumors Re$ipro$ate eek wisdom !ou$h

hearts "nderstand #alue truth $in #ra$iously %eris$ape &earn for pea$e 'ealously support a worthy $ause( Im only wearin# bla$k until they make somethin# darker 'appy moments, praise God, Diffi$ult moments, seek God, 6uiet moments, worship God, Painful moments, trust God, .very moment, +hank God Im $onfused, wait 3 maybe Im not 1efties do it ri#ht I never make mistakes( I thou#ht I did on$e, but I was mistaken ! friend is someone who rea$hes for your hand and tou$hes your heart +he pessimist, $omplains about the wind, +he optimist e5$epts to $han#e, +he realists ad)ust the sails "arria#e 3 is findin# that spe$ial someone you want to annoy the rest of your life Good )ud#ment $omes from e5perien$e( .5perien$e $omes from bad )ud#ment +hrou#h for, #ood )ud#ment $omes from bad )ud#ment Do you want to talk to the man in $har#e, or to the woman who knows whats #oin# on 1ets have lun$h( I $ant afford therapy( If love $an save you, you would live forever So this isnt 'ome Sweet 'ome, ad)ust/ ! 4uote on female oppression If the pearl tells the oyster it is nothin#, and the pearl is everythin#, then a fish $an tell the sky to stop rainin# 7ot the sharpest $rayon in the bo5 81esli !n error doesnt be$ome a mistake until you refuse to $orre$t it 1ove, is when your at a loss of words Im not opinionated, Im always ri#ht +ry, fail( +ry a#ain, fail better 8Samuel bedro$k 7o shirt, no shoes, no servi$e; no pants, no problem !#e only matters, if your $heese Dont bother to be better than your $ontemporaries, or your prede$essors( +ry to do better than yourself 8&illiam 9aulkler If you lau#h a lot, your wrinkles will end up in the ri#ht pla$es It hard to be nostal#i$, when you $ant remember anythin# ! $alm sea, does not a make a #ood sailor &e have #uided missiles, but mis#uided men 8"artin 1urther :in# ;r( !ll the worlds a sta#e, and all men and women are merely players 9ortune favors the bold 2owards die many times before their deaths 8:in# 1ear 'ow sharper than a serpents tooth to have a thankless $hild 8:in# 1ear +hose of you who think you know everythin#, are annoyin# to those who do

 *ou $an $hose to throw stones, to stumble on them, to $limb over them, or to build with them Dont worry about your diffi$ulties in mathemati$s; I $an assure you, mine are far #reater 8!lbert .instein If you are still bra##in# about what you did yesterday, then you probably havent done anythin# today +he only lesson history has ever tau#ht us, is that man has never learned from history +hat was then, this is now I may have !l%heimers, but at least I dont have !l%heimers I $an e5plain it to you, but I $ant make you understand it 2olor outside the lines If they #ive you ruled paper, write the other way +he paper burns, but the words fly away 8,en ;ohnson *ou dont have to burn books to destroy a $ulture( ;ust #et the people to stop readin# 8<ad ,radbury .5perien$es $han#e us forever, and the way we $hoose to respond to them, shapes the people we be$ome Death smiles at everybody, the only thin# people $an do is smile ba$k &omen think for two se$onds, and write for ten minutes; while men think for ten minutes, and write for two se$onds 8&aha) Poor people wish for money; ri$h people wish for heaven; but wise people wish for tran4uility +ime has seemed to stop, in the mid-afternoon sun 89ahrenheit =>? I survived :atrina, and all I #ot was a fifty-two in$h plasma +(@( 8+ Shirt 1ifes un$ertain, eat dessert first In war, a plan now, is better than the worlds best plan in a $ouple hours 8Geor#e Patton It is a rare bird that $an stand a little improvement !fter many years of therapy, &aldo finally found himself "ay those that love us love us; and those that dont love us, may God turn their hearts; if he $ant turn their hearts may he turn their ankles, so we know them by their limpin# -0ld Irish 2urse Dan$e, as if no one is wat$hin#; sin#, as if no one is listenin#; live, everyday as if it was your life !fter all3 tomorrow is another day +he se$ret of the Irish, is to live lon#, without #rowin# old God $reated al$ohol, so that the Irish dont take over the world 1ive will, 1au#h mu$h, 1ove often 7othin# is as easy as it seems, everythin# is lon#er than e5pe$ted, everythin# that $an #o wron# will #o wron#, at the worst possible moment 8 "urphys 1aw

! fa$e without fre$kles is like a ni#ht sky without stars I knew I was a nut, when s4uirrels started starin# at me Its not whether you win or lose, its how you play the #ame <estri$tion of free thou#ht and free spee$h is the most dan#erous of all subversions( It is the one un-!meri$an a$t that $ould most easily defeat us 8&illiam 0( Dou#las If we dont believe in freedom of Ae5pression for people we despise, then we dont believe in it at all Do your own bit of savin#, and if you drown, at least die knowin# you were headed toward shore 89ahrenheit =>? If a woman wants to be e4ual to a man, then it is obvious she has no ambition *ou live for today, dream for tomorrow, and learn from yesterday ;esus is $omin#, everyone look busy/ &hen the power of love, over $omes the love of power, the world will know pea$e -;imi 'endri5 Im not aro#ent, Im )ust a whole lot better than you Pain is inevitable, sufferin# is optional I may be stran#e maybe even $ra%y, but at least theres never a dull moment I didnt say it was #oin# to be easy, I said it was #oin# to be worth it I didnt say you did it, I said it was #oin# to blame you God wants spiritual fruit, not reli#ious nuts 1atin <adi5 "alorum est 2upiditus translation, the root of all evil is desire 1atin !mar @in$it 0mnia translation, love $on4uers all Pretty is her fa$e; hot is her body; beautiful is her heart If you #ive what you dont need; then its not a #ift +op ?B reasons to Pro$rastinate; ?( &omen are like teaba#s, you never know how stron# they are, until theyre in hot water It takes a minute to find a spe$ial person, an hour to appre$iate them, a day to love them, but an entire life to for#et them !P advan$ed pro$rastination !P asian pla$ement if you put Cstudent and Cdie to#ether, you #et study of a so$ial life, sleep, and #ood #rades, you $an only $hoose two( +hat is $olle#e