Michelle Wilson

Walden
ENGL 1102
Observation Notes/ Assignment 1
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$o% & met 'o!r Mother
(or this semester & intend to observe the "ig!red %orld o" the )$o% & met *o!r
Mother) television series season 1+ & decided to !se this sho% as m* "ig!red %orld
beca!se & sa% one o" the ne% eisodes on television and tho!ght it %as hilario!s+ &t got
me thin,ing abo!t ho% ever*one can-t "ind someone to love b!t i" *o! reall* tr* to do so.
it co!ld change *o!r li"e /!st b* ma,ing that slit decision to tr*+ 0his "ig!red %orld is
based on the recollection o" 0ed Mosb* in the "!t!re *ear o" 2010 to his teenage children
in detail o" ever*thing that lead ! to his meeting their mother and the love o" his li"e
bac, in the resent *ears o" 20023no%. b!t in this case %ill be centered aro!nd the *ear
2002 %hen he is t%ent*3seven *ears old and /!st starting to reali4e he %ants to "ind his
so!l3mate and settle do%n in li"e+
(rom %hat & can tell. & e5ect that in this "ig!red %orld it is e5cetable "or ad!lts
"ar be*ond there *o!ng college *ears to act li,e the* are+ An e5amle o" the behavior that
is to be e5ected is that the characters send most o" their time in a bar. getting dr!n, and
either ic,ing ! girls or hanging o!t %ith the same eole ever*da* all the time+ 0he*
seem to be "ond o" drin,ing games in this "ig!red %orld as %ell as ma,ing "acial gest!res
to comm!nicate comlete tho!ghts+ &t is aroriate to ma,e sla bets and tal,ing in bad
soa oera drama dialogs "or "!n or emhasis+ 6la*ing %ith real s%ords and ma,ing
se5!al /o,es are disco!raged b!t seem to be e5ected+ Magic tric,s and laser tag are seen
as inaroriate behaviors eseciall* as these are common characteristics o" 7arne*
8tinson. %ho is the o!tcast among 0ed and his "riends+ 7ehaviors that are considered
inarioriate most o" the time are related to 7arne* 8tinson s!ch as %omani4ing.
%earing a s!it at all times. and sa*ing )Legendar*) in ever other sentence9this seems to
anno* 0ed more than an*one else:+
0he disco!rse comm!nities are divided bet%een ha* singles. comic bac,gro!nd
characters. and ha* co!les %hich are all giving 0ed di""erent advice+ As "ar as & can
tell it seems that characters s!ch as 7arne* and ;obin are singles. their vario!s cab
drivers and the bar emlo*ees are bac,gro!nd characters. %hile Marshall and Lil* are the
onl* ha* co!le that & ,no% o" th!s "ar "rom the series+ & s!ose in a sense 0ed is also
his o%n disco!rse comm!nit* o" lonel* single since he %ants to "ind someone b!t hasn-t
*et ma,ing him di""erent "rom ;obin or 7arne*+
Figured World- A social environment that covers a large area of actors who share
common views, behaviorisms, and cultural traits. The Figured World usually houses
two or more discourse communities.
Settings3
1+ (!t!re 0ed-s 8t!d*. *ear 2010+ A co4* st!d* %ith a large des, and red leather
co!ch+ 0here are lots o" boo, shelves "illed %ith miscellaneo!s items+
2+ 6ast 0ed and Marshall-s Ne% 'or, Aartment. *ear 2002+ A sacio!s t%o
bedroom aartment. "!rnished %ith a red co!ch and man* ,nic,3,nac,s+ <itchen
and 7athroom have retro 20s st*le aliances+
1+ McLaren-s 7ar. *ear 2002+ $ang o!t o" 0ed and his "riends. a co4* loo,ing &rish
st*le !b %ith a lain dar, %ooded bar and green %alls+
Literacy Practice3these are the ways that communication takes place.
1+ 7arne*-s =o,es3 7arne* has a tendenc* to%ards se5!al /o,es at the %rong time.
this anno*s ever*one *et 7arne* does this "re>!entl*+ 0hese /o,es. inaroriate
as the* ma* be hel to lighten the mood o" the gro! %hen the* are tal,ing abo!t
heav* toics+
2+ )$ave *o! met 0ed)3 0his is a game that 7arne* la*s to "orce 0ed to
meet/)hoo,3!) %ith girls at McLaren-s 7ar+ &t is ho% 7arne* acts as a %ing man
"or his best "riend sho%ing that he also can be caring+ 0his game also ma,es 0ed
comm!nicate more %ith others as %ell+
Artifacts3items that represent emotions and feelings which are socially or culturally
significant to the group or Ted.
1+ 0he 7ooth3 0his is %here 0ed and his "riends sit in Mclaren-s. it connects them as
there lace o" meeting+
2+ 0he ?hamagne 7ottle3 sho%s the celebration and hainess o" ever*one. b!t
also sho%s ho% easil* Marshall can h!rt his (ianc@ Lil* on accident+ 0his sho%s
adds emhasis to the "act that Marshall is ver* large and cl!ms*+
1+ 7l!e (rench $orn3 A s*mbol o" 0ed-s love "or ;obin+
A+ 7arne*-s 8!it3 A s*mbol o" con"ormit* that 7arne* instilled in himsel" to be more
)manl*) and )irresistible)+
2+ Legendar*3 7arne*-s catch hrase %hich he !s!all* sa*s be"ore doing something
st!id or dangero!s+
Actors3People of significance within the figured world. There are many people in this
figured world but I will only name the most important ones.
1+ Ted Mosby3Age 2B+ 0he narrator "or this stor* abo!t his o%n ast. he is an
architect and intellect!al %ho %ants to settle do%n in his li"e %ith a nice girl and
have a "amil*+
2+ Barney Stinson3 One o" 0ed-s three best "riends+ $e al%a*s %ears a s!it+ $is
%omani4ing ersonalit* and lac, o" visible emotion are his de"ining >!alities+
Little is ,no%n o" 7arne* and he li,es to ,ee it as s!ch+ $e hates the idea o"
commitment+
1+ Marshall Erickson3 0ed-s ver* best "riend. the* have ,no%n each other since
college. he is a la% st!dent at this oint in the stor*+ Marshall is a ver* tall man
and is >!ite cl!ms*. b!t he acts ver* m!ch li,e a arent t*e "ig!re to 0ed+
A+ Lily3 Marshall-s "inance and girl"riend ever since "reshman *ear o" college+ 8he is
a etite red haired %omen %ho tries to act more ad!lt at times than she tr!l* is+
8he o"ten gives 0ed advice and mediates the disc!ssion+ 8he is 0ed-s third best
"riend+
2+ Robin3 0he s!osed girl o" 0ed-s dreams+ 8he is a ne%s reorter. and has "ive
dogs. also hates commitment li,e 7arne*+
iscourse !o""unities3roups within the Figured World who are made up of
members with similar traits. These are the ones that appear during this episode.
1+ 0ed3 $e gets his o%n gro! beca!se he has a mi5t!re o" emotions and tendenc* to
be overl* romantic desite being slo% and cl!ms* %hen it comes to the %omen he
meets+
2+ ?o!les3 0he eole %ho are art o" this gro! are al%a*s giving advice to their
single "riends+ 0he* also act li,e married co!les some even desite the "act that
the* are not married+
1+ 8ingles3 0hese eole tend to disli,e commitment and %ant to hold onto there
*o!th tightl*+ 0he* also tend to%ards b!ilding there careers over ,eeing their
romises to meet %ith others+
#bser$ations-
1: Episode 1 Season 1
% "in &ntrod!ction to 0ed-s stor* starts in his st!d* in the *ear 2010 %ith his t%o
,ids sitting on the co!ch tr*ing to avoid listening to him+
& "in We are introd!ced to a ne% scene o" 0ed-s aartment in the *ear 2002+
ne% character-s Marshall and Lil* are introd!ced+ 0ed leaves the
aartment to head to McLaren-s 7ar %hile Marshall
reares to roosed to Lil* b* coo,ing her a ;omantic Meal+
' "in 0ed meets 7arne* at Mclaren-s 7ar and tal,s abo!t ho% he "eels read* to
settle do%n and get married li,e Marshall lans to %ith Lil*+
7arne* la*s )have *o! met 0ed) and 0ed ends ! tal,ing to and as,ing
o!t the bartender-s girl"riend b* accident+ At the same time
Lil* sa*s *es to Marshall-s roosal and is in/!red b* the
chamagne cor, %hen Marshall oens the bottle+ 0he* end ! in the
hosital+ Lil* gets an E*e 6atch+
%& "in 8till at McLaren-s 0ed sots ;obin in the bar %ith her co3%or,ers. love at
"irst sight. %hile 7arne* tries to tal, him o!t o" settling do%n
be"ore age thirt*+
%' "in ;obin goes to the bar. she meets 0ed %ho as, her o!t and e5lains her co3
%or, /!st got d!med+ 0ed o""ers to let her thro% a drin, at him
be"ore she goes bac, to her table. charmed she does so a"ter giving him her
n!mber and setting ! their "irst date+
(& "in 0ed is on his date %ith ;obin a"ter telling Marshall and Lil* ho% ama4ing
a erson she seems to be+ 0he date goes %ell and he ta,es ;obin
home not giving her a good night ,iss+
() "in A"ter 0ed gets to McLaren-s "rom ;obin-s ho!se. he tal,s abo!t ho%
a%esome he thin,s she is+ $is "riends then ma,e him reali4e he
made a mista,e not ,issing her good night so the* ta,e him bac, to
her lace to correct his mista,e+
(' "in 0ed stos at the resta!rant that he too, ;obin to. and steals the decorative
bl!e (rench horn the* have on disla* to give to her beca!se she
li,ed it so m!ch+
(* "in 0ed heads ! to ;obin-s lace+ 8he is charmed b* his gest!re and invites
him inside+ $e tells her he loves her ca!sing her to "rea, o!t and as
him to leave+
+, "in $e leaves a"ter aologi4ing b!t still does not ,iss her+ 0he eisode
c!ts bac, to the "!t!re. 0ed tells the ,ids that this is ho% he met
there )A!nt) ;obin. shoc,ing them both+
End
2:Episode 2 Season 1
-e. Artifacts/
The roof- A romantic sot that 0ed and his "riends are convinced ma,es eole "all in
love+ &t is the to o" his aartment and has a great vie% o" the stars and the N' s,*line+
Pur0le 1iraffe- A s*mbol "or ;obin-s el!siveness to 0ed+
-e. Settings/
!on$enience Store3 Gas 8tation t*e general store. 0ed stal,s ;obin here+
% "in 0ed recas his revio!s stor* to his ,ids then it "ades into Marshall and
0ed %al,ing into the bar+ 0he* see Lil* and ;obin tal,ing to each
other. %hen ;obin leaves Lil* tells 0ed %hat ;obin thin,s o" him+ 0ed
then lots to thro% a art* to get closer to ;obin+
& "in (ade to the aartment+ 0ed lets !s ,no% that Marshall and Lil* have been
!n!s!all* a""ectionate. he is %atching television to tr* to catch
;obin-s location to )cas!all*) invite ;obin to his )cas!al ) art*+
Marshall is %orried abo!t his 22 age aer d!e the "ollo%ing Monda*
that he might not get done d!e to Lil* and 0ed distracting him+
' "in 0ed r!ns to the convenience store ;obin %as reorting at %here a little
bo* %as st!c, in a cla% machine a"ter tr*ing to get a !rle
gira""e+ $e invites her to his art* ne5t %ee,. %hen she sa*s she can-t
ma,e it he resched!les it "or that same night+
%,-(, "in At the art* in 0ed-s Aartment the art* is in "!ll s%ing+ 0ed
e5lains his lot "or not seeming deserate in getting closer to
;obin and getting her to the roo" %here she %ill "all "or him d!e to the
stars+ Mean%hile 7arne* "inds )the one girl at the art* nobod*
,no%s) and ta,es her ! to the roo" to ta,e advantage o" her+ 0his
!sets 0ed as it soils his lans "or ;obin+ 0he art* ends. %itho!t
;obin sho%ing !+ 0he ne5t da* she calls to aologi4e and 0ed invites her
to another art* he %as thro%ing that night she sa*s she %ill be there "or
that one+ 0he same thing haens as the night rior onl* Marshall and
Lil* ta,e the roo" instead o" 7arne* %ho scares o"" the girl he met the
other night b* telling her )& love *o!) li,e 0ed did to 7arne*+ ;obin
ends ! not coming again and calls the ne5t morning to aologi4e and gets
invited to another art* 0ed is thro%ing that night+ 0hat
night the art* is not as ! and haening d!e to it being 8!nda*+
(& "in Marshall "inall* b!c,les do%n b!t lost his te5t boo,+ When he "inds it. it is
soa,ed %ith beer r!ined and he *ells at 0ed abo!t ho% st!id he %as "or
having all the arties and that ;obin %as not even coming+ ;obin
act!all* %as there and is shoc,ed to "ind o!t 0ed did it all "or her+
7e"ore she "rea,s o!t he covers it b* sa*ing he did so to introd!ce her
to another g!*+
(' "in 0ed sees ;obin head ! to the roo" %ith the g!* 0ed introd!ces to her+ $e
ict!res the crane machine and !rle gira""e never being grabbed
b* the ,id %ho got st!c, in the cla% machine. it seems that he relates this
to his tr*ing to get ;obin as he stares o!t o" the %indo% the* climbs !
the "ire escae to tal, to her+
(*-End "in 0ed and ;obin tal, abo!t there di""erences. and end ! being /!st
"riends+ 0he* go to the bar %ith there "riends and drin, a "e%
ro!nds+ Marshall stos caring and crams "or his aer getting a b3+
7arne* gets /ealo!s %hen the girl he too, advantage o" hits it o"" %ith
another g!* and gets made "!n o" b* ;obin+ ;obin tells 0ed she
%o!ld hel him "ind the right girl+ 8he la*s )$ave *o! met 0ed)
and the eisode ends %ith him tal,ing to a girl+
1: Episode 3 Season 1
-e. Artifacts/
The Liberty Bell3 this reresents 7arne* and 0ed-s "riendshi+
Barney2s Luggage3 $e !ses these bags to hit on girl-s at the airort+ 0his is more
evidence o" his e5treme ersonalit* and %omani4ing+
-e. Settings/
Air0ort3 A standard terminal %ith t%o or three di""erent caro!sels. %hite "loors and
%alls+ &t is "illed %ith lots o" eole+
Security 1uard2s Base"ent3 A small. cl!ttered. *ello% room %ith an old television and
a small co!ch+
3nterrogation Roo"3 A small concrete room %ith a metal table and "iling cabinets+
% "in 8tarts in 2010 0ed-s o""ice. tal,ing abo!t ho% m!ch time he sent in
McLaren-s 7ar+ (ades into 0ed. Marshall. and Lil* %al,ing do%n
the street to McLaren-s+ 0ed and Lil* and both on the hone as,ing at
the same time )$e* do *o! %ant to go to McLaren-sC) to eole+
( "in 0ed still tal,ing on the hone %ith 7arne* in a cab is shoc,ed b* 7arne*
not %anting to go to the bar and instead go somelace else+ 0he*
tal, abo!t "!n levels !sing hand gest!res as the* do so and both
concl!de that it is no %or,ing to do so %hen tal,ing abo!t McLaren-s
vers!s another location 0ed still does not ,no% o"+
4 "in 7arne* !lls ! in a 0a5i and !lls 0ed in. 0ed as, %hat 7arne* %ants to
do "or his )legendar*) night o!t+ 7arne* sa*s he needs to )ic, !)
somebod* at the airort+ 0ed tries to get o!t b!t 7arne* has the
cabb* loc, the doors+
& "in 0he* are at the Airort 7aggage claim and 7arne* tells 0ed the* are there
to hit on assengers %hile carr*ing to bags to thro% on the
caro!sel+ $e gets 0ed to articiate b* anno*ing him into doing so+
) "in Mean%hile. Marshall is bac, at home st!d*ing %hile Lil* goes o!t to
McLaren-s %ith ;obin "or the night to tal, and have "!n+ 0he
7artender brings ;obin a drin, comlimentar* "rom some g!* in the
bar and had Lil* a* "or her drin,+ 0his dist!rbs Lil* as she soon
reali4es she is being ignored b* the men in the bar. %hile ;obin is
getting lots o" attention+
' "in 7ac, at the Airort. 7arne* and 0ed are not having l!c, getting a girl to
li,e them+ 0ed a%,%ardl* strolls ne5t to a girl getting her bag o""
o" a caro!sel and as, her %ere she is headed. she does not ans%er so he
oints at himsel" and sa*s =aan in a sing song voice+ 7arne* stes over
to him. sots t%o rett* girls and thro%s 0ed into the %a* so the*
%o!ld r!n into him+ 0he* "ind o!t the girls are headed to
6hiladelhia in a "e% min!tes+ 7arne* roclaims the* %ere headed
that %a* as %ell and a"ter a >!ic, send3o"" roceeds to b!* tic,ets "or
the same lane+ 0ed tries to sto him b!t gets dragged into 7arne*-s lan
again+
*-%, "in 7arne* and 0ed are no% on the lane+ 7arne* sends a message to Marshall
telling him to drive to meet them in 6hill* beca!se it %as going to be
legendar*+ At the bar Lil* that same ho!r. gets a call "rom Marshall
sa*ing he is going to 6hill*. and tells him abo!t the horrible time she is having+
$e e5lains it is beca!se o" her engagement ring. and tells her i"
she %ants she co!ld ta,e it o""+ 8hortl* into the "light the* "ind o!t that the
girls are not single and both have N(L Eagles 6la*ers as bo*"riends+
0ed calls Marshall as the lane lands to tell him to t!rn aro!nd. then
Nation 8ec!rit* arrest him and 7arne* as the* e5it the lane+
%%-%& "in "lashing ahead a "e% ho!rs 7arne* and 0ed are in an interrogation room+
0ed is "rea,ing o!t and 7arne* is insisting that the t%o o" them are
international b!sinessmen and demands to be released+
0he* sho% them "ootage o" the other times 7arne* has la*ed his
Airort hi3/in,s as evidence o" there s!sicion+ 0ed demand a call to
his La%*er a+,+a Marshall to come and hel them get o!t+
Marshall t!rns aro!nd and starts heading bac, to 6hill* singing as he
drives+ 7ac, in the bar ;obin is getting sic, o" being hit on and
s!ggest her and Lil* go somelace else+ Lil* %ants to sta* beca!se
she is determined to have a g!* hit on her no%+ Lil* sills alcohol on
hersel" tr*ing to loo, more attractive+ 7ac, in the interrogation room
7arne* and 0ed are restrained d!e to 7arne* ma,ing a racist
comment abo!t the sec!rit* g!ard+ 0he* are released as soon as the
N' airort clears that the l!ggage 7arne* le"t on the caro!sel is /!st "!ll o"
condoms+ 0ed calls Marshall to tell him to go bac, again b!t 7arne* also
calls to tell him that the* got invited to hang o!t %ith a "emale
airort sec!rit* g!ard %ith her "riends+ 7ac, at the bar Lil* "inall* gets a
g!* to come tal, to her ho%ever he is homose5!al and onl* did so to tell
her she sat on "ood+ 8he is disaointed+
%) "in 0ed and 7arne* are at the sec!rit* g!ards lace. %hich t!rns o!t to be
lame do%n to the last detail %ith onl* them and t%o other eole
than the g!ard hersel"+ Marshall calls Lilies hone to tell her he is
coming bac, home b!t ;obin ans%ers instead. and he learns Lil* is
tal,ing to a )hot) g!*+ $e goes cra4* %ith /ealo!s* even tho!gh it
%as his idea and has a anic attac,+
%' -%* "in 7arne* decides he %ants to lic, the Libert* 7ell a"ter he "inds o!t that one
o" the sec!rit* g!ards "riends %or,s to g!ard it+ 0ed is thr! and leaves
"ollo%ed b* 7arne*+ Mean%hile at the bar the man Lil* met goes
to get something to hel her clean her s,irt+ ;obin %al,s over and oints
o!t ho% sill* she is "or having a comle5+ Marshall %al,s in %hen the
man is heling clean her s,irt and ic,s a "ight %ith him+ ;elieved that he
is homose5!al he h!gs him and gets beaten ! b* the man-s
bo*"riend+
%5 "in 0ed and 7arne* are in a cab bac, to the Airort+ 0he* are arg!ing abo!t
living li"e to the "!llest and %h* the* are "riends+ 8omeho% 7arne*
gets 0ed to agree to lic, the Libert* 7ell %ith him /!st as the cab he
someho% redirected !lls into the m!se!m ar,ing lot+
(, "in Later at McLaren-s 0ed tells the stor* o" him and 7arne* lic,ing the
Libert* 7ell to a girl he is "lirting %ith+ (!t!re 0ed tells !s that girl
%as not their mom and that it %as the time he reali4ed %h* he h!ng o!t
%ith 7arne*+
End
&ntervie% D!estions# "or 0ed Mosb*92010 0ed:
1+ 0ell me more abo!t the area o" Ne% 'or, *o! lived in d!ring the *ear 2002.s!ch
as ho% %as li"e rior to Marshall and Lil*-s engagement "or *o!+
During 2005 I lived in a typical Manhattan neighborhood, in an apartment ust above
Mc!aren"s #ar$ #e%ore Marshall and !ily got engaged, !ily &as al&ays over
any&ays so nothing really changed much, e'cept &hen they did get engaged it got me
thin(ing that maybe I should settle do&n$
2+ $o% %as 2002 more signi"icant to *o! as the time *o!r stor* o" ho% *o! met the
mother o" *o!r children started than 200A. 200E or even a "e% *ears "ast
"or%arded in *o!r length* stor*C
)he reason 2005 is important is because it &as not only the year I started to thin(
about settling do&n %or the %irst time, but it &as also the year I met *obin$ I% I hadn"t
met *obin that %aith%ul night in 2005$ #arney never &ould have %allen in love &ith
her, and never gotten married$ )hen I &ould never have been at that &edding and
met her$ I start at 2005 &hen I tell this story instead o% later is because it &on"t ma(e
sense i% I start at a random spot it &ould be con%using$
1+ 0ell me more abo!t ho% *o! decided to become an architect. %as there a seci"ic
reason *o! %anted to be an architect in Ne% 'or,+
+hen I %irst got to ,e& -or( I &as ama.ed by all the s(yscrapers$ I al&ays dreamed
o% ma(ing a contribution to the ,e& -or( S(yline, that"s the reason I &anted to
become an /rchitect so badly$
A+ 'o!r "riends and *o! seem ver* close *et all o" *o! have ver* di""erent interest
and occ!ations. ho% did *o! meet. %h* do *o! stic, together. and is there a
"eeling o" "amil* t*e bonds bet%een *o! and *o!r "riends+ 0ell me. %hich
"riends do *o! "eel "!l"ill %hat ,ind o" "amil* role "or *o! as *o! live in Ne%
'or, "ar a%a* "rom *o! act!al "amil*+
I met !ily and Marshall during college$ Marshall &as my roommate and !ily &as our
hall neighbor, &e used to hang out because &e lived together and really became li(e
%amily$ )o be honest I have no idea &hy I really hang out &ith #arney still sometimes,
&e met at Mc!aren"s one night be%ore 2005 and he ust stic(s around$ I al&ays loved
*obin and she is %riends mostly &ith !ily$ I% I had to give everyone a role I &ould say
Marshall is dad, !ily is mom, #arney is a brother, and robin is that girl that lives
ne't door or a tomboy cousin$
2+ 'o!r aartment is "illed %ith lots o" !ni>!e and interesting decorations. are there
an* that *o! "eel hold secial meaning "or *o! and *o!r "riends+ Fescribe the
events that too, lace %hen *o! received those items+ 0he s%ords on *o!r %all
"or e5amle. seem o!t o" lace "rom ever*thing else in *o!r aartment is there a
stor* or memor* behind %hen *o! got themC
)o be honest most o% the things in my apartment actually came %rom e'0girl%riends, so
they do hold memories both good and bad about my past relationships$ )he s&ords I
got together &ith Marshall, as a symbol o% our bro0hood &hen &e %irst moved to our
apartment$ I remember stic(ing them up on the &all, the s&ord %ights &e used to have
and that one time Marshall accidentally stabbed !ily, good times$
&ntervie% "or 7arne*#
1+ 0ell me 7arne* ho% do *o! "eel abo!t 0ed %anting to settle do%n+
)ed is an idiot, I (eep telling him I have one rule and that"s that you shouldn"t even
start thin(ing about settling do&n until your at least thirty$ 1e is so stupid, ho& can
he possibly &ant to settle do&n &ith one girl &hen he could have t&o or three in one
night is beyond me$
2+ 7arne* is there a seci"ic reason that *o! hang o!t %ith 0edC &t seems ver* m!ch
so that the t%o o" *o! have ver* little in common. %h* stic, aro!nd+
I li(e )ed, he is a cool guy &hen he isn"t lame$ Sure &e don"t al&ays see eye to eye
but I have to loo( out %or him he is li(e a piti%ul puppy ust &aiting to be chain to
some googly0eyed gigolo"s house$ 2lus, he is the only one &ho I can drag into my
legendary schemes easily$ I mean come on, Marshall is getting married i% I ta(e him
to the strip club I"ll have to hear !ily$
1+ 0ell me abo!t *o!r childhood. %here did *o! gro% !+ $o% %as *o!r childhood.
did *o! have an* siblingsC
My childhood &as !egendary3 I am #ob #ar(er"s son %or crying out loud so ho&
could it not be$ *ight here in ,e& -or( is &here I &as born and raised &ith my mom
and brother, never sa& old dad but hey that"s the price to pay to be related to a
celebrity$
A+ 0ell me abo!t *o!r osition on marriage+ $o% do *o! "eel abo!t *o!r "riend
Marshall getting marriedC
Marriage is %or the &hipped$ Marshall is ma(ing the single biggest mista(e o% his li%e
he ust doesn"t (no& it yet$ I mean honestly, &ith all the drun( chic(s ust &aiting to
be banged out there, ho& could he go and trade that %or a li%e o% &ine0tasting parties
and %ondue nights$ It is disgusting$
2+ 'o! seem to be a ver* snea,* and secretive man. *et *o! li,e to blend into *o!r
cororate environment b* means o" t*ical male sho%boating st!nts+ &s there a
reason that *o! li,e to act so o!tgoing %hen it seems dee do%n *o! are a erson
%ho ,ees to themselves+
)here &as this girl &hen I &as young, she cheated on me &ith a cooperate er(, so I
changed %rom hippy to the man I am today and banged her$ )o (eep things short I
guess that &ould be the reason I am the man I am today$