Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Silver Linings Playbook The - Matthew Quick
Silver Linings Playbook The - Matthew Quick
FromV
theV
beer-soakedV
bacchanalianV
tailgatingV
toV
theV
black
holes of despair into which Iggles fans plunge themselves after
a defeat, Quick is dead-on..
BILL LYON, The Philadelphia InquireQ
[A]V
touchingV
andV
funnyV
debutV
V
[This]V
o..beatV
storyV
hasV
all
the markings of a crowd-pleaser.V
Publishers Weeklq
MatthewV
QuickV
hasV
createdV
quiteV
theV
heartbreakerV
ofV
aV
novel
in The Silver Linings Playbook..
Kirkus ReviewT
[A] plucky debut Quick fills the pages with so much absurd
witV
andV
trueV
feelingV
thatV
itsV
impossibleV
notV
toV
cheerV
forV
his
unlikely hero..
ALLISON LYNN, PeoplU
MatthewV
QuickV
isV
aV
naturalV
storyteller,V
andV
his SilverV
Linings
Playbookhonest,V
wise,V
andV
compassionateisV
aV
storyV
that
carries the reader along on a gust of optimism. Without shying
awayV
fromV
theV
di..cultiesV
ofV
domesticV
life,V
itV
chartsV
aV
route
pastV
thoseV
challengesV
andV
leavesV
usV
withV
aV
lingeringV
senseV
of
hope.V
MoreV
thanV
aV
promisingV
debutV
orV
anV
inspiringV
loveV
storyx
j
Q
pQ
Q
j
Q
p
rq
this novel offers us the gift of healing..
ROLAND MERULLO, author of In Revere, in Those DayT
EntertainingV
andV
heartfeltV
andV
authentic, TheV
SilverV
Linings
Playbook magicallyV
binds togetherV
love, madness,V
Philadelphia
EaglesV
football,V
faith,V
family,V
andV
hard-earnedV
hopeV
inV
aV
story
thatV
isV
bothV
profoundV
andV
wonderfullyV
beguiling.V
ThisV
isV
a
splendid novel, written by a big-time talent..
MARTIN CLARK, author of The Many Aspects of
Mobile Home Living and The Legal Limii
Matthew Quick
THE SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOh
InS
theS
sixS
monthsS
thatS
followedS
hisS
leavingS
teachingS
andS
the
PhiladelphiaS
area,S
MatthewS
QuickS
..oatedS
downS
theS
Peruvian
Amazon,S
backpackedS
aroundS
southernS
Africa,S
hikedS
toS
the
bottomS
ofS
aS
snowyS
GrandS
Canyon,S
soul-searched,S
andS
..nall
began writing full-time1
QuickS
earnedS
hisS
M.F.A.S
inS
creativeS
writingS
atS
Goddard
College. He hasS
sinceS
returned to the PhiladelphiaS
area, where
he lives with his wife and their greyhound1
ALSO BY MATTHEW QUICQ
Sorta Like a Rock StaS
ThV
SILVER LININGW
PLAYBOOe
Matthew Quicn
SARAH CRICHTON BOOKW
FARRAR, STRAUS AND GIROUu
NEW YORe
SARAH CRICHTON BOOKS
Farrar, Straus and Giroux
18 West 18th Street, New York 1001l
Copyright .
2008 by '
atthew Quick
All rights reserved
Distributed in Canada by D&M Publishers, Inc.
Printed in the United States of America
Published in 2008 by Farrar, Straus and Giroux
First edition, 201K
GratefulW
acknowledgmentW
isW
madeW
toW
theW
EdwardW
B.W
MarksW
Musi.
CompanyW
forW
permissionW
toW
reprintW
lyricsW
fromW
TotalW
EclipseW
ofW
the
Heart,W
writtenW
byW
JimW
Steinman.W
UsedW
byW
permissionW
ofW
EdwardW
B.W
Marks
Music Company on behalf of Lost Boys Music
TheW
authorW
wouldW
likeW
toW
acknowledgeW
hisW
..rstW
readingW
theW
adageW
Yod
canW
eitherW
practiceW
beingW
rightW
orW
practiceW
beingW
kindW
inW
AnneW
Lamotte
excellent essay Adolescence.?
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Dat`
Quick, Matthew, 1973H
The silver linings playbook / Matthew Quick.1st ed
p. cm
ISBN-13: 978-0-374-26426-0 (hardcover: alk. paper
ISBN-10: 0-374-26426-0 (hardcover: alk. paper
1. Divorced menFiction. 2. WidowsFiction. 3. Depression,
MentalFiction. 4. Denial (Psychology)Fiction. I. Title
PS3617.U535S56 200m
813'.6H
dc22 200801385m
Designed by Cassandra J. Pappas
Title page photograph .
Big Stock Photj
www.fsgbooks.co.
1 3 5 7 9 10 8 6 4 /
For Aliciala raisoQ
An Infinite Amount of Days Until MN
Inevitable Reunion with NikkF
I dont have to look up to know Mom is making another
surpriseC
visit.C
HerC
toenailsC
areC
alwaysC
pinkC
duringC
the
summerC
months,C
andC
IC
recognizeC
theC
..owerC
design
imprintedC
onC
herC
leatherC
sandals;C
itsC
whatC
Mom
purchasedC
theC
lastC
timeC
sheC
signedC
meC
outC
ofC
theC
bad
place and took me to the mall_
OnceC
again,C
MotherC
hasC
foundC
meC
inC
myC
bathrobe,
exercisingC
unattendedC
inC
theC
courtyard,C
andC
IC
smile
becauseC
IC
knowC
sheC
willC
yellC
atC
Dr.C
Timbers,C
askingC
him
whyC
IC
needC
toC
beC
lockedC
upC
ifC
ImC
onlyC
goingC
toC
beC
left
alone all day_
JustC
howC
manyC
push-upsC
areC
youC
goingC
toC
do,C
Pat?
MomC
saysC
whenC
IC
startC
aC
secondC
setC
ofC
oneC
hundreZ
without speaking to her_
Nikkilikesamanwithadevelopedupper
body,C
IC
say,C
spittingC
outC
oneC
wordC
perC
push-up)
,@
)
]
,
tastingC
theC
saltyC
sweatC
linesC
thatC
areC
runningC
intoC
my
mouth_
The August haze is thick, perfect for burning fat_
MomC
justC
watchesC
forC
aC
minuteC
orC
so,C
andC
thenC
she
shocks me_
HerC
voiceC
sortC
ofC
quiversC
asC
sheC
says,C
DoC
youC
wantC
to
come home with me today?@
IC
stopC
doingC
push-ups,C
turnC
myC
faceC
upC
toward
Mothers,C
squintC
throughC
theC
whiteC
noontimeC
sunandC
I
canC
immediatelyC
tellC
sheC
isC
serious,C
becauseC
sheC
looks
worried,C
asC
ifC
sheC
isC
makingC
aC
mistake,C
andC
thatsC
how
Mom looks when sheC
means somethingC
she hasC
said and
isntC
justC
talkingC
likeC
sheC
alwaysC
doesC
forC
hoursC
onC
end
whenever shes not upset or afraid_
AsC
longC
asC
youC
promiseC
notC
toC
goC
lookingC
forC
Nikki
again,C
sheC
adds,C
youC
canC
..nallyC
comeC
homeC
andC
live
with me and your father until we ..nd you a job and get
you set up in an apartment.@
I resume my push-up routine, keeping my eyes riveted
toC
theC
shinyC
blackC
antC
scalingC
aC
bladeC
ofC
grassC
directly
belowC
myC
nose,C
butC
myC
peripheralC
visionC
catchesC
the
sweat beads leaping from my face to the ground below_
Pat, just say youll come home with me, and Ill cook
forC
youC
andC
youC
canC
visitC
withC
yourC
oldC
friendsC
andC
start
toC
getC
onC
withC
yourC
lifeC
..nally. Please.C
IC
needC
youC
to
want this. If only for me, Pat. Please.@
Double-timeC
push-ups,C
myC
pecsC
ripping,C
growingA
Q
)
g)
]
g
pain, heat, sweat, change_
IC
dontC
wantC
toC
stayC
inC
theC
badC
place,C
whereC
noC
one
believesC
inC
silverC
liningsC
orC
loveC
orC
happyC
endings,C
and
whereC
everyoneC
tellsC
meC
NikkiC
willC
notC
likeC
myC
new
body, nor will she even want to see me when apart time
is over. But I am also afraid the people from my old life
will not be as enthusiastic as I am now trying to be_
EvenC
still,C
IC
needC
toC
getC
awayC
fromC
theC
depressing
doctorsC
andC
theC
uglyC
nurseswithC
theirC
endlessC
pillsC
in
paperC
cupsifC
IC
am everC
goingC
toC
getC
myC
thoughts
straight, and since Mom will be much easier to trick than
medicalC
professionals,C
IC
jumpC
up,C
..ndC
myC
feet,C
andC
say,
Ill come live with you just until apart time is over.@
WhileC
MomC
isC
signingC
legalC
papers,C
IC
takeC
oneC
last
showerC
inC
myC
roomC
andC
thenC
..llC
myC
du..elC
bagC
with
clothes and my framed picture of Nikki. I say goodbye to
my roommate, Jackie, who just stares at me from his bed
like he always does, drool running down o.. his chin like
clearC
honey.C
PoorC
Jackie,C
withC
hisC
randomC
tuftsC
ofC
hair,
oddlyC
shapedC
head,C
andC
..abbyC
body.C
WhatC
woman
would ever love him?
He blinks at me. I take this for goodbye and good luck,
soC
IC
blinkC
backC
withC
bothC
eyesmeaningC
doubleC
good
luckC
toC
you,C
Jackie,C
whichC
IC
..gureC
heC
understands,C
since
heC
gruntsC
andC
bangsC
hisC
shoulderC
againstC
hisC
earC
likeC
he
does whenever he gets what you are trying to tell him_
MyC
otherC
friendsC
areC
inC
musicC
relaxationC
class,C
whichC
D
l/
l,
doC
notC
attend,C
becauseC
smoothC
jazzC
makesC
meC
angry
sometimes.C
ThinkingC
maybeC
IC
shouldC
sayC
goodbyeC
toC
the
menC
whoC
hadC
myC
backC
whileC
IC
wasC
lockedC
up,C
IC
look
intoC
theC
music-roomC
windowC
andC
seeC
myC
boysC
sitting
Indian style on purple yoga mats, their elbows resting on
their knees, their palms pressed together in front of their
faces,C
andC
theirC
eyesC
closed.C
Luckily,C
theC
glassC
ofC
the
windowC
blocksC
theC
smoothC
jazzC
fromC
enteringC
myC
ears.
MyC
friendsC
lookC
reallyC
relaxedatC
peacesoC
IC
decide
not to interrupt their session. I hate goodbyes_
In his white coat, Dr. Timbers is waiting for me when I
meetC
myC
motherC
inC
theC
lobby,C
whereC
threeC
palmC
trees
lurkC
amongC
theC
couchesC
andC
loungeC
chairs,C
asC
ifC
theC
bad
placeC
wereC
inC
OrlandoC
andC
notC
Baltimore.C
EnjoyC
your
life, he says to mewearing that sober look of hisand
shakes my hand_
JustC
asC
soonC
asC
apartC
timeC
ends,C
IC
say,C
andC
hisC
face
fallsC
as ifC
I said IC
was goingC
to kill hisC
wife, Natalie,C
and
theirC
threeC
blond-hairedC
daughtersKristen,C
Jenny,C
and
Beckybecause thats just how much he does not believe
inC
silverC
linings,C
makingC
itC
hisC
businessC
toC
preachC
apathy
and negativity and pessimism unceasingly_
ButC
IC
makeC
sureC
heC
understandsC
thatC
heC
hasC
failedC
to
infect me with his depressing life philosophiesand that
I will be looking forward to the end of apart time. I say,
Picture me rollin to Dr. Timbers, which is exactly what
DannymyC
onlyC
blackC
friendC
inC
theC
badC
placetoldC
me
he was going to say to Dr. Timbers when Danny got out_
gg_
g_
IC
sortC
ofC
feelC
badC
aboutC
stealingC
DannysC
exitC
line,C
butC
it
works;C
IC
knowC
becauseC
Dr.C
TimbersC
squintsC
asC
ifC
IC
haZ
punched him in the gut_
AsC
myC
motherC
drivesC
meC
outC
ofC
MarylandC
andC
through
Delaware,C
pastC
allC
thoseC
fast-foodC
placesC
andC
stripC
malls,
she explains that Dr. Timbers did not want to let me out
of the bad place, but with the help of a few lawyers and
herC
girlfriendsC
therapisttheC
manC
whoC
willC
be myC
new
therapistsheC
wagedC
aC
legalC
battleC
andC
managedC
to
convince some judge that she could care for me at home,
so I thank her_
OnC
theC
DelawareC
MemorialC
Bridge,C
sheC
looksC
overC
at
me and asks if I want to get better, saying, You do want
to get better, Pat. Right?@
I nod. I say, I do.@
And then we are back in New Jersey, flying up 295_
AsC
weC
driveC
downC
HaddonC
AvenueC
intoC
theC
heartC
oE
CollingswoodmyC
hometownIC
seeC
thatC
theC
mainC
drag
looksC
di..erent.C
SoC
manyC
newC
boutiqueC
stores,C
new
expensive-looking restaurants, and well-dressed strangers
walkingC
theC
sidewalksC
thatC
IC
wonderC
ifC
thisC
isC
reallyC
my
hometown at all. I start to feel anxious, breathing heavily
like I sometimes do_
MomC
asksC
meC
whatsC
wrong,C
andC
whenC
IC
tellC
her,C
she
againC
promisesC
thatC
myC
newC
therapist,C
Dr.C
Patel,C
will
have me feeling normal in no time_
When we arrive home, I immediately go down into thH
)
lg
basement, and its like Christmas. I ..nd the weight bench
my mother had promisedC
me soC
many times,C
along with
theC
rackC
ofC
weights,C
theC
stationaryC
bike,C
dumbbells,C
and
the Stomach Master 6000, which I had seen on late-night
television and coveted for however long I was in the bad
place_
ThankC
you,C
thankC
you,C
thankC
you!C
IC
tellC
Mom,C
and
giveC
herC
aC
hugeC
hug,C
pickingC
herC
upC
o..C
theC
groundC
and
spinning her around once_
WhenC
IC
putC
herC
down,C
sheC
smilesC
andC
says,C
Welcome
home, Pat.@
Eagerly I go to work, alternating between sets of bench
presses,C
curls,C
machineC
sit-upsC
onC
theC
StomachC
Master6000,C
legC
lifts,C
squats,C
hoursC
onC
theC
bike,C
hydrationsessionsC
(IC
tryC
toC
drinkC
fourC
gallonsC
ofC
waterC
everyC
day,
doing endless shots of H2O from a shot glass for intensivehydration), and then t
here is my writing, which is mostlydaily memoirs like this one, so that Nikki wi
ll be able toreadC
aboutC
myC
lifeC
andC
knowC
exactlyC
whatC
IveC
beenC
upto since apart time began. (My memory started to slip intheC
badC
placeC
becauseC
ofC
theC
drugs,C
soC
IC
beganC
writing
downC
everythingC
thatC
happensC
toC
me,C
keepingC
trackC
of
whatC
IC
willC
needC
toC
tellC
NikkiC
whenC
apartC
time
concludes,C
to catchC
her upC
on myC
life. ButC
the doctors in
theC
badC
placeC
con..scatedC
everythingC
IC
wroteC
beforeC
I
came home, so I had to start over.X
When I ..nally comeC
out ofC
the basement, I notice thaG
lQ
,
allC
theC
picturesC
ofC
NikkiC
andC
meC
haveC
beenC
removed
from the walls and the mantel over the fireplace_
IC
askC
myC
motherC
whereC
theseC
picturesC
went.C
SheC
tells
meC
our houseC
wasC
burglarizedC
aC
fewC
weeksC
beforeC
I
cameC
homeC
andC
theC
picturesC
wereC
stolen.C
IC
askC
whyC
a
burglarC
wouldC
wantC
picturesC
ofC
NikkiC
andC
me,C
andC
my
mother says she puts all of her pictures in very expensive
frames.C
WhyC
didntC
theC
burglarC
stealC
theC
restC
ofC
the
familyC
pictures?C
IC
ask.C
MomC
saysC
theC
burglarC
stole all
theC
expensiveC
frames,C
butC
sheC
hadC
theC
negativesC
forC
the
family portraits and had them replaced. Why didnt you
replaceC
theC
picturesC
ofC
NikkiC
andC
me?C
IC
ask.C
MomC
says
sheC
didC
notC
haveC
theC
negativesC
forC
theC
picturesC
ofC
Nikki
andC
me,C
especiallyC
becauseC
NikkisC
parentsC
hadC
paidC
for
theC
weddingC
picturesC
andC
hadC
onlyC
givenC
myC
mother
copies of the photos she liked. Nikki had given Mom the
other non-wedding pictures ofC
us, andC
well, weC
arent in
touchC
withC
NikkiC
orC
herC
familyC
rightC
nowC
becauseC
its
apart time_
IC
tellC
myC
motherC
thatC
ifC
thatC
burglarC
comesC
back,C
Ill
breakC
hisC
kneecapsC
andC
beatC
himC
withinC
anC
inchC
ofC
hiO
life, and she says, I believe you would.@
MyC
fatherC
andC
IC
doC
notC
talkC
evenC
onceC
duringC
theC
..rst
week I am home, which is not all that surprising, as he is
always workinghes the district manager for all the Big
FoodsC
inC
SouthC
Jersey.C
WhenC
DadsC
notC
atC
work,C
hesC
in
hisC
study,C
readingC
historicalC
..ctionC
withC
theC
doorC
shut,
mostlyC
novelsC
aboutC
theC
CivilC
War.C
MomC
saysC
heC
needO
lQ
l_
time to get used to my living at home again, which I am
happy to give him, especially since I am sort of afraid to
talk with Dad anyway. I remember him yelling at me the
onlyC
timeC
heC
everC
visitedC
meC
inC
theC
badC
place,C
andC
he
saidC
someC
prettyC
awfulC
thingsC
aboutC
NikkiC
andC
silver
linings in general. I see Dad in the hallways of our house,
of course, but he doesnt look at me when we pass_
Nikki likes to read, and since she always wanted me to
readC
literaryC
books,C
IC
start,C
mainlyC
soC
IC
willC
beC
ableC
to
participateC
inC
theC
dinnerC
conversationsC
IC
hadC
remaineZ
silentC
throughC
inC
theC
pastthoseC
conversationsC
with
NikkisC
literaryC
friends,C
allC
EnglishC
teachers whoC
think
ImC
anC
illiterateC
bu..oon,C
whichC
isC
actuallyC
aC
name
Nikkis friend calls me whenever I tease him about being
suchC
aC
tinyC
man.C
AtC
leastC
ImC
notC
anC
illiterateC
bu..oon,
Phillip says to me, and Nikki laughs so hard_
MyC
momC
hasC
aC
libraryC
card,C
andC
sheC
checksC
outC
books
forC
meC
nowC
thatC
IC
amC
homeC
andC
allowedC
toC
read
whateverC
IC
wantC
withoutC
clearingC
theC
materialC
withC
Dr.
Timbers,C
who,C
incidentally,C
isC
aC
fascistC
whenC
itC
comesC
to
bookC
banning.C
IC
startC
with TheC
GreatC
Gatsby,C
whichC
I
finish in just three nights_
TheC
bestC
partC
isC
theC
introductoryC
essay,C
whichC
states
thatC
theC
novelC
isC
mostlyC
aboutC
timeC
andC
howC
youC
can
neverC
buyC
itC
back,C
whichC
isC
exactlyC
howC
IC
feelC
regarding
myC
bodyC
andC
exercisebutC
thenC
again,C
IC
alsoC
feelC
asC
ifC
I
haveC
anC
in..niteC
amountC
ofC
daysC
untilC
myC
inevitable
reunion with Nikki_
WhenC
IC
readC
theC
actualC
storyhowC
GatsbyC
lovesC
Daisy
soC
muchC
butC
cantC
everC
beC
withC
herC
noC
matterC
howC
hard
heC
triesIC
feelC
likeC
rippingC
theC
bookC
inC
halfC
andC
calling
up Fitzgerald and telling him his book is all wrong, even
thoughC
IC
knowC
FitzgeraldC
isC
probablyC
deceased.
EspeciallyC
whenC
GatsbyC
isC
shotC
deadC
inC
hisC
swimming
pool the ..rst time he goes for a swim all summer, Daisy
doesntC
evenC
goC
toC
hisC
funeral,C
NickC
andC
JordanC
part
ways, and Daisy ends up sticking with racist Tom, whose
needC
forC
sexC
basicallyC
murdersC
anC
innocentC
woman,C
you
canC
tellC
FitzgeraldC
neverC
tookC
theC
timeC
toC
lookC
upC
at
cloudsC
duringC
sunset,C
becauseC
theresC
noC
silverC
liningC
at
the end of that book, let me tell you_
IC
doC
seeC
whyC
NikkiC
likesC
theC
novel,C
asC
itsC
writtenC
so
well.C
ButC
herC
likingC
itC
makesC
meC
worryC
nowC
thatC
Nikki
doesntC
reallyC
believeC
inC
silverC
linings,C
becauseC
sheC
says
The Great Gatsby is the greatest novel ever written by an
American,C
andC
yetC
itC
endsC
soC
sadly.C
OneC
thingsC
forC
sure,
NikkiC
isC
goingC
toC
beC
veryC
proudC
ofC
meC
whenC
IC
tellC
herC
I
finally read her favorite book_
HeresC
anotherC
surprise:C
ImC
goingC
toC
readC
allC
the
novelsC
onC
herC
AmericanC
literatureC
classC
syllabus,C
justC
to
makeC
herC
proud,C
toC
letC
herC
knowC
thatC
IC
amC
really
interestedC
inC
whatC
sheC
lovesC
andC
IC
amC
makingC
aC
real
effort to salvage our marriage, especially since I will now
beC
ableC
toC
converseC
withC
herC
swankyC
literaryC
friends,
saying things like, Im thirty. Im ..ve years too old to lie
to myself and call it honor, which Nick says toward thH
Q
lQ
,
endC
ofC
FitzgeraldsC
famousC
novel,C
butC
theC
lineC
worksC
for
meC
too,C
becauseC
IC
amC
alsoC
thirty,C
soC
whenC
IC
sayC
it,C
IC
will
soundC
reallyC
smart.C
WeC
willC
probablyC
beC
chattingC
over
dinner,C
andC
theC
referenceC
willC
makeC
NikkiC
smileC
and
laughC
becauseC
sheC
willC
beC
soC
surprisedC
thatC
IC
have
actuallyC
read TheC
GreatC
Gatsby.C
ThatsC
partC
ofC
myC
plan,
anyway,C
toC
deliverC
thatC
lineC
realC
suave,C
whenC
sheC
least
expects me to drop knowledgeto use anotherC
one ofmy black friend Dannys lines_
God, I cant wait_
He Does Not Preach PessimisV
My workout is interrupted midday, when Mom descends
the basement stairs and says I have an appointment with
Dr.J
Patel.J
IJ
askJ
ifJ
IJ
canJ
goJ
laterJ
thatJ
night,J
afterJ
IJ
have
completedJ
myJ
dailyJ
weightsJ
routine,J
butJ
MomJ
saysJ
Ill
have to go back to the bad place in Baltimore if I do not
keepJ
myJ
appointmentsJ
withJ
Dr.J
Patel,J
andJ
sheJ
even
referencesJ
theJ
courtJ
ruling,J
tellingJ
meJ
IJ
canJ
readJ
the
paperwork if I dont believe herc
SoJ
IJ
shower,J
andJ
thenJ
MomJ
drivesJ
meJ
toJ
Dr.J
Patels
o..ce, which is the ..rst ..oor of a big house in Voorhees,
just off HaddonfieldBerlin Roadc
WhenJ
weJ
arrive,J
IJ
takeJ
aJ
seatJ
inJ
theJ
waitingJ
roomJ
as
MomJ
..llsJ
outJ
someJ
moreJ
paperwork.J
ByJ
now,J
tenJ
trees
mustJ
haveJ
beenJ
cutJ
downJ
justJ
toJ
documentJ
myJ
mental
health,J
whichJ
NikkiJ
willJ
hateJ
hearing,J
asJ
sheJ
isJ
anJ
avid
environmentalistJ
whoJ
gaveJ
meJ
atJ
leastJ
oneJ
treeJ
inJ
the
rainJ
forestJ
everyJ
ChristmaswhichJ
wasJ
reallyJ
onlyJ
a
pieceJ
ofJ
paperJ
statingJ
IJ
ownedJ
theJ
treeandJ
IJ
doJ
feed
pppQ
r
badJ
nowJ
forJ
makingJ
funJ
ofJ
thoseJ
giftsJ
andJ
wontJ
ever
]
L
Z
e funJ
atJ
theJ
diminishingJ
rainJ
forestJ
inJ
theJ
future
when Nikki comes backc
AsJ
IJ
sitJ
thereJ
..ippingJ
throughJ
a SportsJ
Illustrated,
listeningJ
toJ
theJ
easy-listeningJ
stationJ
Dr.J
PatelJ
pumps
intoJ
hisJ
waitingJ
room,J
suddenlyJ
ImJ
hearingJ
sexy
synthesizerJ
chords,J
faintJ
highhatJ
taps,J
theJ
kickJ
drum
thumpingJ
outJ
anJ
eroticJ
heartbeat,J
theJ
twinklingJ
ofJ
fairy
dust,J
andJ
thenJ
theJ
evilJ
brightJ
sopranoJ
saxophone.J
You
knowJ
theJ
title:J
Songbird.J
AndJ
ImJ
outJ
ofJ
myJ
seat,
screaming,J
kickingJ
chairs,J
..ippingJ
theJ
co..eeJ
table,
picking up piles of magazines and throwing them against
the wall, yelling, Its not fair! I wont tolerate any tricks!
Im not an emotional lab rat!]
AndJ
thenJ
aJ
smallJ
IndianJ
manmaybeJ
onlyJ
..veJ
feeO
tall,J
wearingJ
aJ
cable-knitJ
sweaterJ
inJ
August,J
suitJ
pants,
andJ
shinyJ
whiteJ
tennisJ
shoesisJ
calmlyJ
askingJ
mI
whats wrongc
Turn off that music! I yell. Shut it off! Right now!]
The tiny man is Dr. Patel, I realize, because he tells his
secretaryJ
toJ
turnJ
o..J
theJ
music,J
andJ
whenJ
sheJ
obeys,
Kenny G is out of my head and I stop yellingc
IJ
coverJ
myJ
faceJ
withJ
myJ
handsJ
soJ
noJ
oneJ
willJ
seeJ
me
crying,J
andJ
afterJ
aJ
minuteJ
orJ
so,J
myJ
motherJ
begins
rubbing my backc
SoJ
muchJ
silenceandJ
thenJ
Dr.J
PatelJ
asksJ
meJ
intoJ
his
o..ce.J
IJ
followJ
himJ
reluctantlyJ
asJ
MomJ
helpsJ
thI
r[
p
secretary clean up the mess I madec
His office is pleasantly strangec
TwoJ
leatherJ
reclinersJ
faceJ
eachJ
other,J
andJ
spider-
looking plantslong vines full of white-and-green leaves
hangJ
downJ
fromJ
theJ
ceilingJ
toJ
frameJ
theJ
bayJ
window
thatJ
overlooksJ
aJ
stoneJ
birdbathJ
andJ
aJ
gardenJ
ofJ
colorful
..owers.J
ButJ
thereJ
isJ
absolutelyJ
nothingJ
elseJ
inJ
theJ
room
exceptJ
aJ
boxJ
ofJ
tissuesJ
onJ
theJ
shortJ
lengthJ
ofJ
..oor
betweenJ
theJ
recliners.J
TheJ
..oorJ
isJ
a shinyJ
yellow
hardwood, and the ceiling and walls are painted to look
likeJ
theJ
skyreal-lookingJ
cloudsJ
..oatJ
allJ
aroundJ
the
o..ce,J
whichJ
IJ
takeJ
asJ
aJ
goodJ
omen,J
sinceJ
IJ
loveJ
clouds.
AJ
singleJ
lightJ
occupiesJ
theJ
centerJ
ofJ
theJ
ceiling,J
likeJ
a
glowingJ
upside-downJ
vanilla-icingJ
cake,J
butJ
theJ
ceiling
around the light is painted to look like the sun. Friendly
rays shoot out from the centerc
I have to admit I feel calm as soon as I enter Dr. Patels
o..ceJ
andJ
doJ
notJ
reallyJ
mindJ
anymoreJ
thatJ
IJ
heardJ
the
Kenny G songc
Dr.J
PatelJ
asksJ
meJ
whichJ
reclinerJ
IJ
wantJ
toJ
relaxJ
in.J
I
pickJ
theJ
blackJ
overJ
theJ
brownJ
andJ
immediatelyJ
regret
myJ
decision,J
thinkingJ
thatJ
choosingJ
blackJ
makesJ
mI
seemJ
moreJ
depressedJ
thanJ
ifJ
IJ
hadJ
chosenJ
brown,J
an^
really, Im not depressed at allc
WhenJ
Dr.J
PatelJ
sitsJ
down,J
heJ
pullsJ
theJ
leverJ
onJ
the
side of his chair,J
which makesJ
the footrest rise. He leans
backJ
andJ
lacesJ
hisJ
..ngersJ
behindJ
hisJ
tinyJ
head,J
asJ
ifJ
hI
Q
_
were about to watch a ball gamec
Relax, he says. And no Dr. Patel. Call me Cli... I like
to keep sessions informal. Friendly, right?]
HeJ
seemsJ
niceJ
enough,J
soJ
IJ
pullJ
myJ
lever,J
leanJ
back,
and try to relaxc
So,J
heJ
says.J
TheJ
KennyJ
GJ
songJ
reallyJ
gotJ
toJ
you.J
I
cant say Im a fan either, but ]
IJ
closeJ
myJ
eyes,J
humJ
aJ
singleJ
note,J
andJ
silentlyJ
count
to ten, blanking my mindc
When I open my eyes, he says, You want to talk about
Kenny G?]
IJ
closeJ
myJ
eyes,J
humJ
aJ
singleJ
note,J
andJ
silentlyJ
count
to ten, blanking my mindc
Okay. Want to tell me about Nikki?]
WhyJ
doJ
youJ
wantJ
toJ
knowJ
aboutJ
Nikki?J
IJ
say,J
too
defensively, I admitc
IfJ
IJ
amJ
goingJ
toJ
helpJ
you,J
Pat,J
IJ
needJ
to knowJ
you,
right? Your mother tells me you wish to be reunited with
Nikki,J
thatJ
thisJ
isJ
yourJ
biggestJ
lifeJ
goalsoJ
IJ
..gureJ
we
best start there.]
I begin to feel better because he does not say a reunion
isJ
outJ
ofJ
theJ
question,J
whichJ
seemsJ
toJ
implyJ
thatJ
Dr.
PatelJ
feelsJ
asJ
thoughJ
reconcilingJ
withJ
myJ
wifeJ
isJ
still
possiblec
Nikki?J
ShesJ
great,J
IJ
say,J
andJ
thenJ
smile,J
feelingJ
the
warmthJ
thatJ
..llsJ
myJ
chestJ
wheneverJ
IJ
sayJ
herJ
name_
Q
rr_
whenever I see her face in my mind. Shes the best thing
thatJ
everJ
happenedJ
toJ
me.J
IJ
loveJ
herJ
moreJ
thanJ
life
itself. And I just cant wait until apart time is over.]
Apart time?]
Yeah. Apart time.]
What is apart time?]
A few months ago I agreed to give Nikki some space,
andJ
sheJ
agreedJ
toJ
comeJ
backJ
toJ
meJ
whenJ
sheJ
feltJ
like
sheJ
hadJ
workedJ
outJ
herJ
ownJ
issuesJ
enoughJ
soJ
weJ
could
beJ
togetherJ
again.J
SoJ
weJ
areJ
sortJ
ofJ
separated,J
butJ
only
temporarily.]
Why did you separate?]
MostlyJ
becauseJ
IJ
didntJ
appreciateJ
herJ
andJ
wasJ
a
workaholicchairingJ
theJ
Je..ersonJ
HighJ
SchoolJ
History
DepartmentJ
andJ
coachingJ
threeJ
sports.J
IJ
wasJ
never
home,J
andJ
sheJ
gotJ
lonely.J
AlsoJ
IJ
sortJ
ofJ
letJ
my
appearanceJ
go,J
toJ
theJ
pointJ
whereJ
IJ
wasJ
maybeJ
tenJ
to
seventyJ
poundsJ
overweight,J
butJ
ImJ
workingJ
onJ
allJ
that
andJ
amJ
nowJ
moreJ
thanJ
willingJ
toJ
goJ
intoJ
couples
counseling like she wanted me to, because Im a changed
man.]
Did you set a date?]
A date?]
For the end of apart time.]
No.]
SoJ
apartJ
timeJ
isJ
somethingJ
thatJ
willJ
goJ
o\
]
r
indefinitely?]
Theoretically,J
IJ
guessyes.J
EspeciallyJ
sinceJ
ImJ
not
allowed to contact Nikki or her family.]
Whys that?]
j
mmJ
J
IJ
dontJ
know,J
really.J
IJ
meanIJ
loveJ
myJ
in-
lawsJ
asJ
muchJ
asJ
IJ
loveJ
Nikki.J
ButJ
itJ
doesntJ
matter,
because Im thinking that Nikki will be back sooner than
later,J
andJ
thenJ
shellJ
straightenJ
everythingJ
outJ
withJ
her
parents.]
OnJ
whatJ
doJ
youJ
baseJ
yourJ
thinking?J
heJ
asks,J
buO
nicely, with a friendly smile on his facec
IJ
believeJ
inJ
happyJ
endings,J
IJ
tellJ
him.J
AndJ
itJ
feels
likeJ
thisJ
movieJ
hasJ
goneJ
onJ
forJ
theJ
rightJ
amountJ
of
time.]
Movie?J
Dr.J
PatelJ
says,J
andJ
IJ
thinkJ
heJ
wouldJ
look
exactlyJ
likeJ
GandhiJ
ifJ
heJ
hadJ
thoseJ
wire-rimJ
glassesJ
and
a shaved head, which is weird, especially since we are in
leatherJ
reclinersJ
inJ
suchJ
aJ
bright,J
happyJ
roomJ
andJ
well,
Gandhi is dead, rightd
Yeah, I say. Havent you ever noticed that life is like
a series of movies?]
No. Tell me.]
Well, you have adventures. All start out with troubles,
butJ
thenJ
youJ
admitJ
yourJ
problemsJ
andJ
becomeJ
aJ
better
personJ
byJ
workingJ
reallyJ
hard,J
whichJ
isJ
whatJ
fertilizes
theJ
happyJ
endingJ
andJ
allowsJ
itJ
toJ
bloomjustJ
likeJ
thI
p]
ju
end of all the Rocky ..lms, Rudy, The Karate Kid,J
the Star
WarsJ
and IndianaJ
JonesJ
trilogies,J
and TheJ
Goonies,
whichJ
areJ
myJ
favoriteJ
..lms,J
evenJ
thoughJ
IJ
haveJ
sworn
o.. movies until Nikki returns, because now my own life
is the movie I will watch, and well, its always on. Plus I
know its almost time for the happy ending, when Nikki
willJ
comeJ
back, because I have improved myself so very
muchJ
throughJ
physicalJ
..tnessJ
andJ
medicationJ
and
therapy.]
Oh, I see. Dr. Patel smiles. I like happy endings too,
Pat.]
SoJ
youJ
agreeJ
withJ
me.J
YouJ
thinkJ
myJ
wifeJ
willJ
come
back soon?]
TimeJ
willJ
tell,J
Dr.J
PatelJ
says,J
andJ
IJ
knowJ
rightJ
then
thatJ
Cli..J
andJ
IJ
areJ
goingJ
toJ
getJ
along,J
becauseJ
heJ
does
notJ
preachJ
pessimismJ
likeJ
Dr.J
TimbersJ
andJ
theJ
sta..J
aO
theJ
badJ
place;J
Cli..J
doesntJ
sayJ
IJ
needJ
toJ
faceJ
whatJ
he
thinks is my realityc
ItsJ
funny,J
becauseJ
allJ
theJ
otherJ
therapistsJ
IveJ
seen
saidJ
thatJ
NikkiJ
wouldntJ
beJ
back.J
EvenJ
afterJ
IJ
toldJ
them
aboutJ
theJ
lifeJ
improvementsJ
IJ
haveJ
beenJ
making,J
howJ
I
amJ
betteringJ
myself,J
theyJ
stillJ
wereJ
alwaysJ
hatingJ
on
me,J
whichJ
isJ
anJ
expressionJ
IJ
learnedJ
fromJ
myJ
black
friend Danny.]
People can be cruel, he says with a sympathetic look
thatJ
makesJ
meJ
trustJ
himJ
evenJ
more.J
AndJ
rightJ
thenJ
I
realize that he is not writing down all my words in a file_
Q
rr_
which I really appreciate, let me tell youc
IJ
tellJ
himJ
IJ
likeJ
theJ
room,J
andJ
weJ
talkJ
aboutJ
myJ
love
ofJ
cloudsJ
andJ
howJ
mostJ
peopleJ
loseJ
theJ
abilityJ
toJ
see
silver linings even though they are always there above us
almost every dayc
IJ
askJ
himJ
questionsJ
aboutJ
hisJ
family,J
justJ
toJ
beJ
nice_
andJ
itJ
turnsJ
outJ
heJ
hasJ
aJ
daughterJ
whoseJ
highJ
school
..eld hockey team is ranked second in South Jersey. Also
heJ
hasJ
aJ
sonJ
inJ
elementaryJ
schoolJ
whoJ
wantsJ
toJ
beJ
R
ventriloquistJ
andJ
evenJ
practicesJ
nightlyJ
withJ
aJ
wooden
dummy named Grover Cleveland, who, incidentally, was
also the only j
.S. president to serve two terms that were
not back-to-back. I dont really get why Cli..s son named
his woodenJ
dummy after our twenty-second and twenty-
fourth president, although I do not say so. Next, Cli.. says
heJ
hasJ
aJ
wifeJ
namedJ
Sonja,J
whoJ
paintedJ
theJ
roomJ
so
beautifully,J
whichJ
leadsJ
toJ
ourJ
discussionJ
aboutJ
how
great women are and how its important to treasure your
woman while you have her because if you dont, you can
loseJ
herJ
prettyJ
quicklyasJ
GodJ
reallyJ
wantsJ
usJ
to
appreciate our women. I tell Cli.. I hope he never has to
experienceJ
apartJ
time,J
andJ
heJ
saysJ
heJ
hopesJ
myJ
apart
time will end soon, which is a pretty nice thing to sayc
BeforeJ
IJ
leave,J
Cli..J
saysJ
heJ
willJ
beJ
changingJ
my
medication,J
whichJ
couldJ
leadJ
toJ
someJ
unwantedJ
side
e..ects,J
andJ
thatJ
IJ
haveJ
toJ
reportJ
anyJ
discomfortJ
or
sleeplessnessJ
orJ
anxietyJ
orJ
anythingJ
elseJ
toJ
myJ
mother
immediatelybecauseJ
itJ
mightJ
takeJ
someJ
timeJ
forJ
hiV
[
r
toJ
..ndJ
theJ
rightJ
combinationJ
ofJ
drugsandJ
IJ
promise
him I willc
OnJ
theJ
driveJ
homeJ
IJ
tellJ
myJ
motherJ
IJ
reallyJ
likeJ
Dr.
Cli..J
PatelJ
andJ
amJ
feelingJ
muchJ
moreJ
hopefulJ
aboutJ
my
therapy.J
I thankJ
her forJ
getting meJ
out ofJ
the bad place,
sayingJ
NikkiJ
isJ
farJ
moreJ
likelyJ
toJ
comeJ
toJ
Collingswood
thanJ
toJ
aJ
mentalJ
institution,J
andJ
whenJ
IJ
sayJ
this,J
Mom
startsJ
toJ
cry,J
whichJ
isJ
soJ
strange.J
SheJ
evenJ
pullsJ
o..J
the
road, rests her headJ
against theJ
steering wheel,J
and with
theJ
engineJ
running,J
sheJ
criesJ
forJ
aJ
longJ
timesni..ing
andJ
tremblingJ
andJ
makingJ
cryingJ
noises.J
SoJ
IJ
rubJ
her
back,J
likeJ
sheJ
didJ
forJ
meJ
inJ
Dr.J
PatelsJ
o..ceJ
whenJ
that
certainJ
songJ
cameJ
on,J
andJ
afterJ
tenJ
minutesJ
orJ
so,J
she
simply stops crying and drives me homec
ToJ
makeJ
upJ
forJ
theJ
hourJ
IJ
spentJ
sittingJ
aroundJ
with
Cli.., I work out until late in the evening, and when I go
toJ
bed, myJ
father isJ
still inJ
hisJ
o..ce withJ
the door shut,
so another day passes without my talking to Dad. I think
itsJ
strangeJ
toJ
liveJ
inJ
aJ
houseJ
withJ
someoneJ
youJ
cannot
talkJ
toespeciallyJ
when thatJ
someoneJ
isJ
yourJ
father
and the thought makes me a little sadc
SinceJ
MomJ
hasJ
notJ
beenJ
toJ
theJ
libraryJ
yet,J
IJ
have
nothingJ
toJ
read.J
SoJ
IJ
closeJ
myJ
eyesJ
andJ
thinkJ
about
Nikki until she comes to be with me in my dreamslike
alwaysc
Orange Fire Enters My Skul`
Yes,U
IU
reallyU
doU
believeU
inU
silverU
linings,U
mostlyU
because
IveU
beenU
seeingU
themU
almostU
everyU
dayU
whenU
IU
emerge
fromU
theU
basement,U
pushU
myU
headU
andU
armsU
throughU
a
trashU
bagsoU
myU
torsoU
willU
beU
wrappedU
inU
plasticU
andU
I
willU
sweatU
moreandU
thenU
goU
running.U
IU
alwaysU
tryU
to
coordinateU
theU
ten-mileU
runningU
portionU
ofU
myU
ten-hour
exerciseU
routineU
withU
sunset,U
soU
IU
canU
..nishU
byU
running
west past the playing ..elds of Knights Park, where, as a
kid, I played baseball and soccerp
AsU
IU
runU
throughU
theU
park,U
IU
lookU
upU
andU
seeU
whatU
the
day has to offer in the way of divinationp
IfU
cloudsU
areU
blockingU
theU
sun,U
thereU
willU
alwaysU
beU
a
silver lining that reminds me to keep on trying, because I
know that while things might seem dark now, my wife is
comingU
backU
toU
meU
soon.U
SeeingU
theU
lightU
outlineU
those
..u..yU
pu..sU
ofU
whiteU
andU
grayU
isU
electrifying.U
(AndU
you
can even re-create the e..ect by holding your hand a few
inchesU
awayU
fromU
aU
nakedU
lightbulbU
andU
tracingU
youP
aQ
aQ
uaa_
handprintU
withU
yourU
eyesU
untilU
youU
goU
temporarily
blind.)U
ItU
hurtsU
toU
lookU
atU
theU
clouds,U
butU
itU
alsoU
helps,
like most things that cause pain. So I need to run, and as
myU
lungsU
burnU
andU
myU
backU
rebelsU
withU
thatU
stabbing
knifeU
feelingU
andU
myU
legU
musclesU
hardenU
andU
theU
half
inchU
ofU
looseU
skinU
aroundU
myU
waistU
jiggles,U
IU
feelU
as
thoughU
myU
penanceU
forU
theU
dayU
isU
beingU
doneU
andU
that
maybeU
GodU
willU
beU
pleasedU
enoughU
toU
lendU
meU
somT
help,U
whichU
IU
thinkU
isU
whyU
HeU
hasU
beenU
showingU
me
interesting clouds for the past weekp
SinceU
myU
wifeU
askedU
forU
someU
timeU
apart,U
IveU
lost
more than fifty pounds, and my mother says that soon Ill
beU
atU
theU
weightU
IU
wasU
whenU
IU
playedU
varsityU
soccerU
in
highU
school,U
whichU
isU
alsoU
theU
weightU
IU
wasU
whenU
IU
met
Nikki,U
andU
ImU
thinkingU
maybeU
sheU
wasU
upsetU
byU
thT
weightU
IU
gainedU
duringU
theU
..veU
yearsU
weU
wereU
married.
WontU
sheU
beU
surprisedU
toU
seeU
meU
lookingU
soU
musculaP
when apart time is overZ
IfU
thereU
areU
noU
cloudsU
atU
sunsetwhichU
happened
yesterdaywhenU
IU
lookU
upU
towardU
theU
sky,U
orangeU
..re
entersU
myU
skull,U
blindsU
me,U
andU
thatsU
almostU
asU
good,
because it burns too and makes everything look divinep
WhenU
IU
run,U
IU
alwaysU
pretendU
IU
amU
runningU
toward
Nikki,U
andU
itU
makesU
meU
feelU
likeU
IU
amU
decreasingU
the
amount of time I have to wait until I see her againp
The Worst Ending ImaginablV
Knowing that Nikki does a big unit on Hemingway every
year,W
IW
askW
forW
oneW
ofW
HemingwaysW
betterW
novels.W
One
withW
aW
loveW
storyW
ifW
possible,W
becauseW
IW
reallyW
needW
to
studyW
lovesoW
IW
canW
beW
aW
betterW
husbandW
whenW
Nikki
comes back, I tell Momr
WhenW
MomW
returnsW
fromW
theW
library,W
sheW
saysW
thatW
the
librarianW
claims A Farewell to Arms is Hemingways best
love story. So I eagerly crack open the book and can feel
myself getting smarter as I turn the first few pagesr
AsW
IW
read,W
IW
lookW
forW
quotableW
linesW
soW
IW
canW
drop
knowledgeW
theW
nextW
timeW
NikkiW
andW
IW
areW
outW
withW
her
literaryW
friendssoW
IW
canW
sayW
toW
thatW
glasses-wearing
Phillip,W
WouldW
anW
illiterateW
bu..oonW
knowW
thisW
line?
And then I will drop some Hemingway, real suaver
But the novel is nothing but a trickr
TheW
wholeW
time,W
youW
rootW
forW
theW
narratorW
toW
survive
theW
warW
andW
thenW
forW
himW
toW
haveW
aW
niceW
lifeW
with
Catherine Barkley. He does survive all sorts of dangersw
j
ds[
ssf_
s
evenW
gettingW
blownW
upandW
..nallyW
escapesW
to
Switzerland with the pregnant Catherine, whom heW
loves
soW
much.W
TheyW
liveW
inW
theW
mountainsW
forW
aW
time,W
inW
love
and living a good lifer
Hemingway should have ended there, because that was
the silver lining these people deserved after struggling to
survive the gloomy warr
But nor
InsteadW
heW
thinksW
upW
theW
worstW
endingW
imaginable:
HemingwayW
hasW
CatherineW
dieW
fromW
hemorrhagingW
afteZ
theirW
childW
isW
stillborn.W
ItW
isW
theW
mostW
torturousW
endingW
I
haveW
everW
experiencedW
andW
probablyW
willW
eveZ
experience in literature, movies, or even televisionr
IW
amW
cryingW
soW
hardW
atW
theW
end,W
partlyW
forW
the
characters,W
yes,W
butW
alsoW
becauseW
NikkiW
actuallyW
teaches
thisW
bookW
toW
children.W
IW
cannotW
imagineW
whyW
anyone
wouldW
wantW
toW
exposeW
impressionableW
teenagersW
toW
such
aW
horribleW
ending.W
WhyW
notW
justW
tellW
highW
schoolW
students
thatW
theirW
struggleW
toW
improveW
themselvesW
isW
allW
for
nothing1
IW
haveW
toW
admitW
thatW
forW
theW
..rstW
timeW
sinceW
apartW
time
began, I am mad at Nikki for teaching such pessimism in
her classroom. I will not be quoting Hemingway anytime
soon, nor will I ever read another one of his books. And
ifW
heW
wereW
stillW
alive,W
IW
wouldW
writeW
himW
aW
letterW
right
nowW
andW
threatenW
toW
strangleW
himW
deadW
withW
myW
barV
hands just for being so glum. No wonder he put a gun tY
d[
[
p
[
_
his head, like it says in the introductory essayr
Got Nothin but Love for YX
Dr. Patels secretary turns off the radio as soon as she sees
meJ
walkJ
intoJ
theJ
waitingJ
room,J
whichJ
makesJ
meJ
laugh
becauseJ
sheJ
triesJ
toJ
doJ
itJ
casually,J
asJ
ifJ
IJ
wontJ
notice.
SheJ
looksJ
scared,J
turningJ
theJ
knobJ
soJ
gingerlytheJ
way
peopleJ
doJ
thingsJ
afterJ
theyJ
haveJ
seenJ
oneJ
ofJ
my
episodes,J
asJ
ifJ
IJ
amJ
noJ
longerJ
human,J
butJ
someJ
wild
hulking animalZ
AfterJ
aJ
briefJ
wait,J
IJ
meetJ
withJ
Cli..J
forJ
myJ
second
session,J
likeJ
IJ
willJ
everyJ
FridayJ
forJ
theJ
foreseeable
future.J
IJ
pickJ
brownJ
thisJ
time,J
andJ
weJ
sitJ
inJ
hisJ
leather
reclinersJ
amongJ
theJ
clouds,J
talkingJ
aboutJ
howJ
muchJ
we
likeJ
womenJ
andJ
kickingJ
itJ
likeJ
weJ
do,J
whichJ
is
another one of Dannys sayingsZ
Cli..J
asksJ
meJ
ifJ
IJ
likeJ
myJ
newJ
meds,J
andJ
IJ
tellJ
himJ
I
do,J
evenJ
thoughJ
IJ
reallyJ
haveJ
notJ
noticedJ
anyJ
e..ectsJ
at
allJ
andJ
haveJ
onlyJ
takenJ
aboutJ
halfJ
theJ
pillsJ
myJ
mother
gaveJ
meJ
lastJ
weekhidingJ
aJ
fewJ
underJ
myJ
tongueJ
and
spittingJ
themJ
intoJ
theJ
toiletJ
whenJ
sheJ
leavesJ
meJ
aloneZ
]
ss
HeJ
asksJ
meJ
ifJ
IJ
haveJ
experiencedJ
anyJ
unwantedJ
side
e..ectsshortnessJ
ofJ
breath,J
lossJ
ofJ
appetite,J
drowsiness,
suicidalJ
feelings,J
homicidalJ
feelings,J
lossJ
ofJ
virility,
anxiety, itchiness, diarrheaand I tell him I haventZ
WhatJ
aboutJ
hallucinations?J
heJ
says,J
andJ
thenJ
leans
forward a little, squintingZ
Hallucinations? I askZ
Hallucinations.^
IJ
shrug,J
sayJ
IJ
dontJ
thinkJ
IJ
haveJ
hallucinated,J
andJ
he
tells me I would know if I hadZ
TellJ
yourJ
motherJ
ifJ
youJ
seeJ
anythingJ
bizarreJ
or
horrifying,J
heJ
says,J
butJ
dontJ
worry,J
becauseJ
you
probablyJ
willJ
notJ
hallucinate.J
OnlyJ
aJ
veryJ
small
percentageJ
ofJ
peopleJ
hallucinateJ
whileJ
takingJ
this
combination of meds.^
IJ
nodJ
andJ
promiseJ
IJ
willJ
reportJ
anyJ
hallucinationsJ
to
myJ
mother,J
butJ
IJ
doJ
notJ
reallyJ
believeJ
IJ
willJ
hallucinate
noJ
matterJ
whatJ
typeJ
ofJ
drugsJ
heJ
givesJ
me,J
especially
sinceJ
IJ
knowJ
heJ
willJ
notJ
beJ
givingJ
meJ
LSDJ
orJ
anything
likeJ
that.J
IJ
..gureJ
weakerJ
peopleJ
probablyJ
complain
about their drugs, but I am not weak and can control my
mind pretty wellZ
IJ
amJ
inJ
theJ
basementJ
doingJ
shotsJ
ofJ
water,J
takingJ
my
three-minuteJ
breakJ
betweenJ
crunchesJ
onJ
theJ
Stomach
MasterJ
6000J
andJ
legJ
liftsJ
onJ
theJ
weightJ
bench,J
whenJ
f
]
s
smellJ
theJ
unmistakableJ
butteryJ
..avorJ
ofJ
myJ
motherscrabby snacks and I start to salivate unmercifullyZ
BecauseJ
IJ
loveJ
crabbyJ
snacks,J
IJ
leaveJ
theJ
basement,
enterJ
theJ
kitchen,J
andJ
seeJ
thatJ
myJ
motherJ
isJ
notJ
only
bakingJ
crabbyJ
snacks,J
whichJ
areJ
butteredJ
crabmeatJ
and
orange cheese on English mu..ns, but she is also making
herJ
homemadeJ
three-meatsJ
pizzahamburger,J
sausage,
andJ
chickenandJ
thoseJ
bu..aloJ
wingsJ
sheJ
getsJ
fromJ
BigFoodsZ
Why are you cooking crabby snacks? I ask hopefully,
because I know from past experience that she only cooks
crabby snacks when we are having companyZ
Nikki loves crabby snacks and will eat a whole plate ifyouJ
setJ
itJ
inJ
frontJ
ofJ
her,J
andJ
thenJ
sheJ
willJ
complain
laterJ
onJ
theJ
rideJ
home,J
sayingJ
sheJ
isJ
feelingJ
fatJ
because
sheJ
hasJ
eatenJ
tooJ
much.J
BackJ
whenJ
IJ
wasJ
emotionally
abusive, I used to tell her that I did not want to hear her
complaintsJ
everyJ
timeJ
sheJ
ateJ
tooJ
much.J
ButJ
theJ
next
timeJ
NikkiJ
eatsJ
tooJ
manyJ
crabbyJ
snacks,J
IJ
amJ
goingJ
to
tellJ
herJ
sheJ
did notJ
eatJ
tooJ
muchJ
andJ
thatJ
sheJ
looksJ
too
skinnyJ
anyway;J
IllJ
sayJ
sheJ
needsJ
toJ
gainJ
aJ
fewJ
pounds
becauseJ
IJ
likeJ
myJ
womenJ
lookingJ
likeJ
womenJ
andJ
not
like Ms. Six OClockstraight up, straight down, whichis another term I learned from D
annyZ
AndJ
IJ
doJ
hopeJ
myJ
mothersJ
makingJ
crabbyJ
snackssigni..esJ
thatJ
apartJ
timeJ
isJ
overJ
becauseJ
NikkiJ
isJ
onJ
her
wayJ
toJ
myJ
parentsJ
house,J
whichJ
seemsJ
likeJ
theJ
besI
_
_
]
u]
]
]
s
coming-homeJ
surpriseJ
myJ
motherJ
couldJ
cookJ
upand
as Mom is always trying to do nice things for me and my
brother,J
IJ
mentallyJ
prepareJ
myselfJ
toJ
beJ
reunitedJ
with
NikkiZ
MyJ
heartJ
poundsJ
atJ
leastJ
..ftyJ
timesJ
duringJ
theJ
few
seconds it takes for my mother to answer my questionZ
TheJ
EaglesJ
areJ
playingJ
theJ
SteelersJ
tonightJ
inJ
a
preseasonJ
exhibitionJ
game,J
myJ
motherJ
says,J
whichJ
is
weirdJ
becauseJ
MomJ
hasJ
alwaysJ
hatedJ
sportsJ
andJ
barely
knowsJ
thatJ
footballJ
seasonJ
isJ
inJ
theJ
fall,J
letJ
aloneJ
what
teamsJ
areJ
playingJ
onJ
aJ
givenJ
day.J
YourJ
brotherJ
is
comingJ
overJ
toJ
watchJ
theJ
gameJ
withJ
youJ
andJ
your
father.^
MyJ
heartJ
startsJ
beatingJ
evenJ
fasterJ
becauseJ
IJ
haveJ
not
seen my brother since shortly after apart time began, and
likeJ
myJ
father,J
heJ
saidJ
someJ
reallyJ
awfulJ
thingsJ
about
Nikki the last time we talkedZ
Jake is looking forward to seeing you, and you know
howJ
muchJ
yourJ
fatherJ
lovesJ
theJ
Eagles.J
IJ
cantJ
waitJ
to
haveJ
allJ
threeJ
ofJ
myJ
menJ
gatheredJ
aroundJ
theJ
couch
again,J
justJ
likeJ
oldJ
times.J
MyJ
motherJ
smilesJ
atJ
meJ
so
hard I think she is going to break out in tears again, so I
turnJ
aroundJ
andJ
goJ
backJ
intoJ
theJ
basementJ
toJ
do
knuckle push-ups until my pecs burn and I can no longer
feel my knucklesZ
Knowing that I will probably not be allowed to go foV
my run later, because we are having a family night, I puI
_
Q
u]
_
u
onJ
aJ
trashJ
bagJ
andJ
runJ
early,J
passingJ
myJ
highJ
school
friendsJ
homes;J
passingJ
St.J
Josephs,J
whichJ
isJ
the
CatholicJ
churchJ
IJ
usedJ
toJ
attend;J
passingJ
Collingswood
HighJ
SchoolJ
(classJ
ofJ
'89J
rules!)J
andJ
theJ
houseJ
my
grandparents used to own by the park before they diedZ
MyJ
oldJ
bestJ
friendJ
seesJ
meJ
whenJ
IJ
runJ
pastJ
hisJ
new
houseJ
onJ
VirginiaJ
Avenue.J
RonnieJ
isJ
justJ
gettingJ
home
from work, walking from his car to his front door, when
I pass him on the sidewalk. He looks me in the eyes, and
afterJ
IJ
haveJ
passed,J
heJ
yells,J
PatJ
Peoples? IsJ
thatJ
you?
Pat!J
Hey!J
IJ
runJ
evenJ
harder,J
becauseJ
myJ
brother,J
Jake,
isJ
comingJ
toJ
talkJ
toJ
me;J
JakeJ
doesJ
notJ
believeJ
inJ
happy
endings, and I do not have the emotional wherewithal to
deal with Ronnie right now, because he never once came
toJ
visitJ
NikkiJ
andJ
meJ
inJ
Baltimore,J
althoughJ
he
promisedJ
soJ
manyJ
times.J
NikkiJ
usedJ
toJ
callJ
Ronnie
whipped,J
sayingJ
thatJ
hisJ
wife,J
Veronica,J
keeps
RonniesJ
socialJ
calendarJ
whereJ
sheJ
keepsJ
hisJ
ballsin
her purse.^
NikkiJ
toldJ
meJ
thatJ
RonnieJ
wouldJ
neverJ
visitJ
meJ
in
Baltimore, and she was rightZ
HeJ
neverJ
visitedJ
meJ
inJ
theJ
badJ
placeJ
either,J
butJ
he
usedJ
toJ
writeJ
meJ
lettersJ
aboutJ
howJ
greatJ
hisJ
daughter,
Emily,J
wasJ
andJ
IJ
guessJ
is,J
althoughJ
IJ
haveJ
notJ
yetJ
meI
Emily to verify the lettersZ
When I return home, Jakes car is therea fancy silver
BMW,J
whichJ
sortJ
ofJ
impliesJ
thatJ
myJ
brotherJ
isJ
doind
]
sys
wellJ
nowJ
whenJ
it comesJ
toJ
pocketsJ
gettingJ
fatter,J
as
DannyJ
says.J
SoJ
IJ
sneakJ
inJ
theJ
backJ
doorJ
andJ
runJ
upJ
the
stepsJ
toJ
theJ
shower.J
AfterJ
IJ
washJ
andJ
putJ
onJ
clean
clothes,J
IJ
takeJ
aJ
deepJ
breathJ
andJ
followJ
theJ
soundJ
of
conversation to the living roomZ
JakeJ
standsJ
whenJ
heJ
seesJ
me.J
HeJ
hasJ
onJ
fancyJ
pants,
linedJ
withJ
charcoalJ
pinstripes,J
andJ
aJ
robins-eggJ
blue
poloJ
shirtJ
thatJ
isJ
form..ttingJ
enoughJ
toJ
showJ
thatJ
heJ
is
still pretty ..t. He is also wearing a watch with diamonds
allJ
overJ
theJ
face,J
whichJ
DannyJ
wouldJ
callJ
JakesJ
bling-
bling.J
MyJ
brothersJ
hairJ
hasJ
thinnedJ
aJ
littleJ
too,J
butJ
his
head is gelled and looks swankyZ
Pat? he saysZ
Didnt I say you wouldnt recognize him? Mom saysZ
YouJ
lookJ
likeJ
ArnoldJ
Schwarzenegger.J
HeJ
feelsJ
my
bicep,J
whichJ
IJ
absolutelyJ
hateJ
becauseJ
IJ
dontJ
likeJ
toJ
be
touched by anyone except Nikki. Since hes my brother, I
dont say anything. Youre frickin ripped, he addsZ
IJ
lookJ
atJ
theJ
..oor,J
becauseJ
IJ
rememberJ
whatJ
heJ
said
aboutJ
NikkiIJ
amJ
stillJ
madJ
aboutJ
thatandJ
yetJ
IJ
aa
alsoJ
happyJ
toJ
seeJ
myJ
brotherJ
afterJ
notJ
seeingJ
himJ
for
what feels like foreverZ
Listen,J
Pat.J
IJ
shouldJ
haveJ
comeJ
toJ
seeJ
youJ
moreJ
in
Baltimore,J
butJ
thoseJ
placesJ
freakJ
meJ
outJ
andJ
IJ
J
IJ
J
I
justJ
couldntJ
seeJ
youJ
likeJ
that,J
okay?J
AreJ
youJ
madJ
aI
me?^
I am sort of still mad at Jake, but suddenly I remembeV
]
]
Q
sQ
_
anotherJ
oneJ
ofJ
DannysJ
linesJ
thatJ
isJ
tooJ
appropriateJ
to
leave unsaid, so I say, Got nothin but love for ya.^
Jake looks at me for a second as if I had punched him
in the gut. He blinks a few times almost as if he is going
to cry, and then he hugs me with both arms. Im sorry,
heJ
says,J
andJ
holdsJ
meJ
forJ
longerJ
thanJ
IJ
like,J
whichJ
isnt
very longunless its Nikki hugging meZ
WhenJ
heJ
letsJ
go,J
JakeJ
says,J
IJ
gotJ
aJ
presentJ
forJ
you.
HeJ
pullsJ
an EaglesJ
jerseyJ
outJ
ofJ
aJ
plasticJ
bagJ
andJ
tosses
itJ
toJ
me.J
IJ
holdJ
itJ
upJ
andJ
seeJ
itsJ
numberJ
84,J
whichJ
I
recognize as a wide receivers number, but I do not know
theJ
name.J
IsntJ
thatJ
youngJ
receiverJ
FreddieJ
Mitchell
number 84? I think but do not say, because I dont want
toJ
insultJ
myJ
brother,J
whoJ
wasJ
niceJ
enoughJ
toJ
buyJ
meJ
a
presentZ
WhosJ
Baskett?J
IJ
ask,J
whichJ
isJ
theJ
nameJ
onJ
the
jerseyZ
R
ndraftedJ
rookieJ
sensationJ
HankJ
Baskett?J
HesJ
the
preseasonJ
story.J
TheseJ
jerseysJ
areJ
hotJ
onJ
theJ
streetsJ
of
Philadelphia.J
AndJ
nowJ
youJ
haveJ
oneJ
toJ
wearJ
toJ
thT
games this year.^
Wear to the games?^
NowJ
thatJ
youreJ
home,J
youreJ
gonnaJ
wantJ
yourJ
ol`
seat back, right?^
At the Vet?^
TheJ
Vet?J
JakeJ
laughsJ
andJ
looksJ
atJ
myJ
mother.J
M_
mother looks scared. Noat Lincoln Financial Field.^
s]
]
Whats Lincoln Financial Field?^
DidntJ
theyJ
letJ
youJ
watchJ
TVJ
inJ
thatJ
place?J
ItsJ
the
home of the Eagles, the stadium your teams played three
seasons in now.^
I know Jake is lying to me, but I dont say anythingZ
Anyway, you got a seat right next to mine and Scotts.
Season tickets, bro. Are you psyched, or what?^
IJ
dontJ
haveJ
anyJ
moneyJ
forJ
seasonJ
tickets,J
IJ
say,
becauseJ
IJ
letJ
NikkiJ
haveJ
theJ
houseJ
andJ
theJ
carsJ
andJ
the
bank accounts when apart time beganZ
IJ
gotJ
yourJ
back.J
JakeJ
punchesJ
meJ
inJ
theJ
arm.J
I
mightJ
notJ
haveJ
beenJ
aJ
goodJ
brotherJ
forJ
theJ
pastJ
few
years,J
butJ
ImJ
gonnaJ
makeJ
upJ
forJ
allJ
thatJ
nowJ
that
youre home.^
IJ
thankJ
myJ
brother,J
andJ
thenJ
MomJ
startsJ
cryingJ
again.
She cries so hard that she has to leave the room, which is
weird, since Jake and I are making up and season tickets
toJ
theJ
EaglesJ
areJ
quiteJ
aJ
niceJ
presentnotJ
toJ
mention
the jerseyZ
Put on your Baskett jersey, bro.^
IJ
putJ
itJ
on,J
andJ
itJ
feelsJ
goodJ
toJ
beJ
wearingJ
Eagles
green, especially a jersey that Jake picked out special for
meZ
You wait and see how good your boy Baskett is going
toJ
beJ
thisJ
year,J
JakeJ
saysJ
inJ
aJ
strangeJ
way,J
asJ
ifJ
my
futureJ
wereJ
somehowJ
linkedJ
toJ
theJ
EaglesJ
rookieJ
widT
uQ
]
s
receiverHank BaskettZ
The Concrete Doughnu]
I notice that my father waits until the game is just about
to begin before he comes into the family room. It is only
preseason,W
soW
weW
doW
notW
engageW
inW
anyW
ofW
theW
regular-
seasonW
game-dayW
rituals,W
butW
DadW
hasW
putW
onW
hisW
number
5W
McNabbW
jerseyW
andW
nowW
sitsW
onW
theW
edgeW
ofW
theW
couch,
readyW
toW
jumpW
outW
ofW
hisW
seat.W
HeW
nodsW
atW
myW
brother
solemnlyW
butW
completelyW
ignoresW
me,W
evenW
afterW
IW
heard
my mother say, Please, just try to talk to Pat when they
wereW
arguingW
inW
theW
kitchen.W
MomW
putsW
theW
foodW
on
foldingW
tables,W
takesW
aW
seatW
nextW
toW
Jake,W
andW
weW
allW
start
to eatl
TheW
foodW
isW
excellent,W
butW
IW
amW
theW
onlyW
oneW
toW
sayW
so.
MomW
seemsW
happyW
toW
getW
theW
compliment,W
saying,W
Are
youW
sureW
itsW
allW
right?W
likeW
sheW
does,W
becauseW
sheW
is
modestW
whenW
itW
comesW
toW
cooking,W
evenW
thoughW
sheW
isW
a
great cookl
WhatW
doW
youW
thinkW
theW
BirdsW
willW
doW
thisW
year,W
Dad?
Jake asksl
{
Eight and eight, my dad answers pessimistically, like
he always does at the beginning of every NFL seasonl
Eleven and ..ve, my brother says, to which my father
shakes his head andW
blows airW
through hisW
teeth. Eleven
andW
..ve?W
myW
brotherW
asksW
me,W
andW
IW
nodW
becauseW
IW
am
optimistic, and winning eleven games would most likely
putW
theW
EaglesW
inW
theW
play-o..s.W
SinceW
weW
haveW
season
tickets, I know we are assured play-o.. tickets should the
Birds earn a homeW
game, andW
theres nothingW
better than
an Eagles play-off gamel
Now, I admit that I have not been keeping up with the
Birds in the o..-season, but when the starting lineups are
announced,W
IW
amW
reallyW
surprisedW
thatW
manyW
ofW
my
favoriteW
playersW
areW
noW
longerW
onW
theW
team.W
DuceW
Staley.
HughW
Douglas.W
JamesW
Thrash.W
CoreyW
Simon.W
AllW
gone.W
a
wantW
toW
ask,W
When?W
Why?W
butW
dont,W
fearingW
myW
father
andW
brotherW
willW
thinkW
IW
amW
notW
aW
trueW
fanW
anymore,
whichW
theyW
saidW
wouldW
happenW
whenW
IW
..rstW
movedW
to
Baltimore with Nikki and gave up my season ticketl
ToW
myW
surprise,W
theW
BirdsW
areW
alsoW
notW
playingW
in
VeteransW
Stadium,W
butW
atW
LincolnW
FinancialW
Field,W
just
likeW
JakeW
hadW
said.W
SomehowW
theyW
haveW
builtW
anW
entire
stadium since last season, and I must have missed all the
hypeW
becauseW
IW
wasW
stuckW
inW
theW
badW
place.W
Still,
something does not really seem right to mel
WhereW
isW
LincolnW
FinancialW
Field?W
IW
tryW
toW
ask
nonchalantlyW
whenW
theW
commercialsW
comeW
onW
afterW
thV
[
twt[
c[
tt
first seriesl
My father turns his head and stares at me but does not
answerW
myW
question.W
HeW
hatesW
me.W
HeW
looksW
repulsed,
likeW
itW
isW
aW
choreW
toW
sitW
inW
theW
familyW
roomW
watchingW
the
game with his mentally messed-up sonl
ItsW
inW
SouthW
Philadelphia,W
justW
likeW
allW
theW
other
stadiums,W
myW
brotherW
saysW
tooW
quickly.W
GoodW
crabby
snacks, Mom.y
CanW
youW
seeW
LincolnW
FinancialW
FieldW
fromW
theW
Vet?W
I
askl
The Vets gone, Jake saysl
Gone? I ask. What do you mean, gone?y
MarchW
21,W
2004.W
SevenW
a.m.W
ItW
fellW
likeW
aW
houseW
of
cards, my father says without looking at me, just before
suckingW
anW
orangeW
pieceW
ofW
meatW
fromW
aW
chickenW
bone.
Over two years ago.y
What?W
IW
wasW
atW
theW
VetW
justW
lastW
W
IW
pauseW
becauseW
I
startW
toW
feelW
aW
littleW
dizzyW
andW
nauseous.W
WhatW
yearW
did
you just say?y
MyW
fatherW
opensW
hisW
mouthW
toW
speak,W
butW
myW
mother
cutsW
himW
o..,W
saying,W
AW
lotW
hasW
changedW
sinceW
youW
were
away.y
Still, I refuse to believe the Vet is gone, even after Jake
retrievesW
hisW
laptopW
fromW
hisW
carW
andW
showsW
meW
a
downloadedW
videoW
ofW
theW
VetW
beingW
imploded.W
Veterans
Stadiumwhich we used to call the concrete doughnut>
]
_
g
[
g
_
]
[
]
[
[
]
_
ut
fallsW
likeW
aW
circleW
ofW
dominoes,W
grayW
dustW
..llsW
theW
screen,
andW
itW
breaksW
myW
heartW
toW
seeW
thatW
placeW
crumble,W
even
thoughW
IW
suspectW
thatW
whatW
IW
amW
viewingW
isW
a
computergenerated trickl
When I was a boy, my father took me to many Phillies
gamesW
atW
theW
Vet,W
andW
ofW
courseW
thereW
wereW
allW
ofW
the
EaglesW
gamesW
withW
Jake,W
soW
itW
isW
hardW
toW
believeW
suchW
a
bigW
monumentW
toW
myW
childhoodW
couldW
beW
destroyed
whileW
IW
wasW
inW
theW
badW
place.W
TheW
videoW
ends,W
andW
IW
ask
my mother if I can talk to her in the other rooml
Whats wrong? she says when we reach the kitchenl
Dr.W
PatelW
saidW
thatW
myW
newW
medicationW
mightW
make
me hallucinate.y
Okay.y
IW
thinkW
IW
justW
sawW
VeteransW
StadiumW
demolishedW
on
Jakes computer.y
Honey,W
youW
did.W
ItW
wasW
demolishedW
overW
twoW
years
ago.y
What year is it?y
She hesitates, and then says, Two thousand and six.y
ThatW
wouldW
makeW
meW
thirty-four.W
ApartW
timeW
would
have been in progress for four years. Impossible, I think.
How do I know I am not hallucinating right now? How
doW
IW
knowW
youreW
notW
aW
hallucination?W
YoureW
all
hallucinations!W
AllW
ofW
you!W
IW
realizeW
IW
amW
screaming,W
but
I cant help itl
[
]
]
MomW
shakesW
herW
head,W
triesW
toW
touchW
myW
cheek,W
butW
I
swat her hand away and she starts crying againl
HowW
longW
wasW
IW
inW
theW
badW
place?W
HowW
long?W
Tell
me!y
WhatsW
goingW
onW
inW
there?W
myW
fatherW
yells.W
Were
trying to watch the game!y
Shhhh! my mother says through tearsl
How long? I yelll
TellW
him,W
Jeanie!W
GoW
ahead!W
HesW
goingW
toW
..ndW
out
soonerW
orW
later!W
myW
fatherW
yellsW
fromW
theW
familyW
room.
Tell him!y
IW
grabW
myW
mothersW
shoulders,W
shakeW
herW
soW
herW
head
wobbles all over, and yell, How long?y
AlmostW
fourW
years,W
JakeW
says.W
IW
lookW
backW
overW
my
shoulder,W
andW
myW
brotherW
isW
inW
theW
kitchenW
doorway.
Now let go of Mom.y
FourW
years?W
IW
laughW
andW
letW
goW
ofW
myW
mothers
shoulders. She covers her mouth with her hands, and her
eyes are full of pity and tears. Why are you guys playing
jokes ony
IW
hearW
myW
motherW
scream,W
IW
feelW
theW
backW
ofW
myW
head
hit the refrigerator, and then my mind goes blankl
I Fear Him More Than Any Other HumaV
Bein]
AfterJ
IJ
returnedJ
toJ
NewJ
Jersey,J
IJ
thoughtJ
IJ
wasJ
safe,
becauseJ
IJ
didJ
notJ
thinkJ
KennyJ
G couldJ
leaveJ
theJ
bad
place,J
whichJ
IJ
realizeJ
isJ
sillyJ
nowbecauseJ
KennyJ
GJ
is
extremelyJ
talentedJ
andJ
resourcefulJ
andJ
aJ
powerfulJ
force
to be reckoned withm
IJ
haveJ
beenJ
sleepingJ
inJ
theJ
atticJ
becauseJ
itJ
isJ
so
ferociouslyJ
hotJ
upJ
here.J
AfterJ
myJ
parentsJ
goJ
toJ
bed,J
I
climb the stairs, turn o.. the ventilation fan, slip into my
oldJ
winterJ
sleepingJ
bag,J
zipperJ
itJ
upJ
soJ
onlyJ
myJ
faceJ
is
exposed,J
andJ
thenJ
sweatJ
awayJ
theJ
pounds.J
WithoutJ
the
ventilationJ
fanJ
running,J
theJ
temperatureJ
climbsJ
quickly,
andJ
soonJ
myJ
sleepingJ
bagJ
isJ
drenchedJ
withJ
perspiration
andJ
IJ
canJ
feelJ
myselfJ
gettingJ
thinner.J
IJ
hadJ
doneJ
thisJ
for
severalJ
nights,J
andJ
nothingJ
strangeJ
orJ
unusualJ
happened
at allm
ButJ
inJ
theJ
atticJ
tonightJ
ImJ
sweatingJ
andJ
sweatingJ
an_
[
gmgdg_
sweating,J
andJ
throughJ
theJ
darkness,J
suddenlyJ
IJ
hearJ
the
sexyJ
synthesizerJ
chords.J
IJ
keepJ
myJ
eyesJ
closed,J
humJ
a
singleJ
note,J
andJ
silently countJ
toJ
ten,J
knowingJ
thatJ
IJ
am
onlyJ
hallucinatingJ
likeJ
Dr.J
PatelJ
saidJ
IJ
might,J
butJ
Kenny
slaps me across the face, and when I open my eyes, there
heJ
isJ
inJ
myJ
parentsJ
attic,J
hisJ
curlyJ
maneJ
ofJ
hairJ
haloed
like Jesus. The perfectly tanned forehead, thatJ
nose, that
eternalJ
..veJ
oclockJ
shadowJ
andJ
sharpJ
jawline.J
TheJ
top
threeJ
buttonsJ
ofJ
hisJ
shirtJ
areJ
undoneJ
soJ
thatJ
youJ
canJ
see
aJ
littleJ
chestJ
hair.J
Mr.J
GJ
mightJ
notJ
seemJ
evil,J
butJ
IJ
fear
him more than any other human beingm
How? How did you find me? I ask himm
KennyJ
GJ
winksJ
atJ
meJ
andJ
thenJ
putsJ
hisJ
gleaming
soprano sax to his lipsm
I shiver, even though I am drenched in sweat. Please,
I beg him, just leave me alone!x
ButJ
heJ
takesJ
aJ
deepJ
breathJ
andJ
hisJ
sopranoJ
saxJ
startc
toJ
singJ
theJ
brightJ
notesJ
ofJ
SongbirdandJ
immediately
ImJ
uprightJ
inJ
myJ
sleepingJ
bag,J
repetitivelyJ
slamming
the heel of my right hand into the little white scar above
my right eyebrow, trying to make the music stopKenny
GsJ
hipsJ
areJ
swayingJ
rightJ
beforeJ
myJ
eyeswithJ
every
brain jolt Im yelling, Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!the end
ofJ
hisJ
instrumentJ
isJ
inJ
myJ
face,J
poundingJ
meJ
with
smoothJ
jazzIJ
feelJ
theJ
bloodJ
rushingJ
upJ
intoJ
my
foreheadKennyJ
GsJ
soloJ
hasJ
reachedJ
aJ
climaxbang,
bang, bang, bangk
]
]
]
AndJ
thenJ
myJ
motherJ
andJ
fatherJ
areJ
tryingJ
toJ
restrain
myJ
arms,J
butJ
ImJ
screaming,J
StopJ
playingJ
thatJ
song!
Just stop! Please!x
WhenJ
myJ
motherJ
getsJ
knockedJ
toJ
theJ
..oor,J
myJ
father
kicksJ
meJ
hardJ
inJ
theJ
stomachwhichJ
makesJ
KennyJ
G
vanish and kills the musicand when I fall back gasping
forJ
air,J
DadJ
jumpsJ
onJ
myJ
chestJ
andJ
punchesJ
meJ
inJ
the
cheek,J
andJ
suddenlyJ
myJ
momJ
isJ
tryingJ
toJ
pullJ
DadJ
o..
me and Im sobbing like a baby; my mother isJ
screaming
at my father, telling him to stop hitting me, and then hes
o..J
meJ
andJ
shesJ
tellingJ
meJ
everythingJ
isJ
goingJ
toJ
be
okay even after my father has punched me in the face as
hard as he couldm
ThatsJ
it,J
Jeanie.J
HesJ
goingJ
backJ
toJ
thatJ
hospitalJ
in
theJ
morning.J
FirstJ
thing,J
myJ
fatherJ
says,J
andJ
then
stomps down the stairsm
I can hardly think, Im sobbing so loudlym
MyJ
motherJ
sitsJ
downJ
nextJ
toJ
meJ
andJ
says,J
ItsJ
okayd
Pat. Im here.x
IJ
putJ
myJ
headJ
inJ
myJ
mothersJ
lapJ
andJ
cryJ
myselfJ
to
sleep as Mom strokes my hairm
When I open my eyes, the ventilation fan is back on, sun
isJ
streamingJ
throughJ
theJ
screenJ
inJ
theJ
nearestJ
window,
and Mom is still stroking my hairm
HowJ
didJ
youJ
sleep?J
sheJ
asksJ
me,J
forcingJ
aJ
smilem
d_
ug
kQ
]
ml
Her eyes are red and her cheeks are streaked with tearsm
For a second it feels nice to be lying next to my mom,
theJ
weight ofJ
her smallJ
hand onJ
my head,J
her soft voice
lingeringJ
inJ
myJ
ear,J
butJ
soonJ
theJ
memoryJ
ofJ
what
happened the night before forces me to sit upand then
myJ
heartJ
isJ
poundingJ
andJ
aJ
waveJ
ofJ
dreadJ
courses
through my limbs. Dont send me back to the bad place.
ImJ
sorry.J
ImJ
soJ
sorry.J
Please,J
IJ
begJ
her,J
pleadingJ
with
everythingJ
IJ
have,J
becauseJ
thatsJ
howJ
muchJ
IJ
hateJ
the
bad place and pessimistic Dr. Timbersm
YoureJ
stayingJ
rightJ
hereJ
withJ
us,J
MomJ
says
lookingJ
meJ
inJ
theJ
eyesJ
likeJ
sheJ
doesJ
whenJ
sheJ
isJ
telling
the truthand then she kisses me on the cheekm
We go down to the kitchen, where she cooks me some
delicious eggs scrambled with cheese and tomatoes, and I
actually swallow all of my pills because I feel I owe it to
Mom after knocking her down and upsetting my fatherm
IJ
amJ
shockedJ
whenJ
IJ
lookJ
atJ
theJ
clockJ
andJ
seeJ
itJ
is
alreadyJ
11:00J
a.m.J
SoJ
IJ
startJ
myJ
workoutJ
asJ
soonJ
asJ
my
plateJ
isJ
clean,J
double-timingJ
everythingJ
justJ
toJ
keepJ
up
with my routinem
The Dress-up DinneY
Ronnie ..nally comes to visit me in my basement and
says, Im on my way home, so I only have a few
minutes.
As I ..nish my set of bench presses, I smirk because I
know what that statement means. Veronica does not
know he has come to see me, and Ronnie needs to keep
it quick if he does not want to get caught doing
something without Veronicas permissionsomething
like saying hello to his best friend, whom he has not
seen for a long time.
When I sit up, he says, What happened to your face?
I touch my forehead. My hands slipped yesterday, and
I dropped the bar on myself.
And it made your cheek all puffy like that?
I shrug because I do not really want to tell him my
father punched me.
Man, you really have trimmed down and bulked up. I
like your gym, he says, eyeballing my weight bench and
Stomach Master 6000, and then he sticks out his hand.
Think I could come over and work out with you?
I stand, shake his hand, and say, Sure, knowing the
question is only yet another one of Ronnies false
promises.
Listen, Im sorry I never came to see you when you
were in Baltimore, but we had Emily, and well, you
know how it is. But I felt like the letters kept us close.
And now that youre home, we can hang out all the time,
right?
As if, I start to say, but then bite my tongue.
As ifwhat?
Nothing.
You still think Veronica hates you?
I keep my mouth shut.
He smiles and says, Well, if she hated you, would she
be inviting you over for dinner tomorrow night?
I look at Ronnie, trying to gauge whether he is serious
or not.
Veronicas making a big meal to welcome you home.
So are you coming, or what?
Sure, I say, still not believing my ears, because
Ronnies promises usually do not come with speci..c
words like tomorrow attached.
Great. Be at my house at seven oclock for drinks.
Dinners at eight, and its going to be one of the wifes
formal candlelit three-course meals, so wear something
nice, okay? You know how Veronica is about her dress-
up dinners, he says, and then hugs sweaty me, which I
tolerate only because I am so shocked by Veronicas
invitation. With a hand on my shoulder, Ronnie looks
me in the eye and says, Man, its good to have you
home, Pat.
As I watch him jog up the stairs, I think about how
much trash Nikki and I would talk about Ronnie and
Veronica if apart time were over and Nikki was going to
the dress-up dinner with me.
Dress-up dinner, Nikki would say. Are we in
elementary school?
God, Nikki hates Veronica.
If I BackslidT
KnowingK
thatK
ifK
IK
wearK
theK
wrongK
thing,K
VeronicaK
will
sayK
IK
haveK
ruinedK
herK
nighttheK
wayK
sheK
didK
thatK
one
time when I wore Bermuda shorts and sandals to a dress-
upK
dinnerIK
cantK
stopK
thinkingK
aboutK
whatK
IK
amK
going
toK
wearK
toK
herK
dinnerK
party,K
soK
muchK
thatK
IK
dontK
even
rememberK
itsK
Friday,K
andK
therefore,K
timeK
toK
seeK
Dr.
Patel,K
untilK
MomK
callsK
downK
inK
theK
middleK
ofK
my
workout,K
saying,K
WereK
leavingK
inK
..fteenK
minutes.K
HiZ
the shower!*
In the cloud room, I pick the brown chair. We recline,
andK
Cli..K
says,K
YourK
motherK
tellsK
meK
youveK
hadK
quiteK
a
week. Want to talk about it?*
SoK
IK
tellK
himK
aboutK
VeronicasK
dress-upK
partyK
andK
how
my old dress clothes dont ..t because I have lost so much
weight, and I have no swanky clothes other than the shirt
myK
brotherK
hasK
recentlyK
givenK
me,K
andK
IK
amK
pretty
stressedK
outK
aboutK
goingK
toK
aK
dinnerK
partyK
andK
wishK
I
couldK
justK
spendK
someK
timeK
aloneK
withK
RonnieK
liftinY
Q
lhl
weights,K
soK
thatK
IK
wouldK
notK
haveK
toK
seeK
Veronica,K
who
even Nikki says is a mean personj
Dr. Patel nods a few times like he does, and then says,
DoK
youK
likeK
theK
newK
shirtK
yourK
brotherK
gaveK
you?K
DW
you feel comfortable wearing it?*
I tell him I absolutely love my new shirtj
So wear that one to the dress-up dinner, and Im sure
Veronica will like it too.*
AreK
youK
sure?K
IK
ask.K
BecauseK
VeronicaK
isK
really
particularK
aboutK
whatK
youK
shouldK
wearK
toK
dinne\
parties.*
ImK
sure,K
heK
says,K
whichK
makesK
meK
feelK
aK
wholeK
lot
betterj
What about pants?*
Whats wrong with the pants you have on now?*
IK
lookK
downK
atK
theK
tanK
khakisK
myK
momK
purchasedK
for
me at the Gap the other day because she says I shouldnt
wearK
sweatpantsK
toK
myK
doctorsK
appointments,K
andK
even
thoughK
theK
pantsK
areK
notK
asK
swankyK
asK
myK
newK
Eagles
jersey,K
theyK
doK
lookK
okay,K
soK
IK
shrugK
andK
stopK
worrying
about what to wear to Veronicas dinner partyj
Cli..K
triesK
toK
getK
meK
toK
talkK
aboutK
KennyK
G,K
butK
IK
only
closeK
myK
eyes,K
humK
aK
singleK
note,K
andK
silentlyK
countK
to
ten every time he says Mr. Gs namej
ThenK
Cli..K
saysK
heK
knowsK
thatK
IK
haveK
beenK
roughK
wit[
my mother, shaking her in the kitchen and knocking he\
yh,hhh[
h
downK
inK
theK
attic,K
whichK
makesK
meK
reallyK
sadK
becauseK
I
love my mom so much and she rescued me from the bad
placeK
andK
hasK
evenK
signedK
allK
thoseK
legalK
documents
andK
yetK
IK
cannotK
rightlyK
denyK
whatK
Cli..K
hasK
said.K
My
chestK
heatsK
upK
withK
guiltK
untilK
IK
cantK
takeK
it.K
TruthK
be
told,K
IK
breakK
downK
andK
crysobbingforK
atK
leastK
..vT
minutesj
YourK
motherK
isK
riskingK
aK
lot,K
becauseK
sheK
believesK
in
you.*
His words make me cry even harderj
You want to be a good person, dont you, Pat?*
I nod. I cry. I do want to be a good person. I really doj
ImK
goingK
toK
upK
yourK
meds,K
Dr.K
PatelK
tellsK
me.K
You
mightK
feelK
aK
littleK
sluggish,K
butK
itK
shouldK
helpK
toK
curb
yourK
violentK
outbursts.K
YouK
needK
toK
knowK
itsK
your
actionsK
thatK
willK
makeK
youK
aK
goodK
person,K
notK
desirej
AndK
ifK
youK
haveK
anyK
moreK
episodes,K
IK
mightK
haveK
to
recommend that you go back to the neural health facility
for more intensive treatments, which*
No.K
Please.K
IllK
beK
good,K
IK
sayK
quickly,K
knowingK
that
NikkiK
isK
lessK
likelyK
toK
returnK
ifK
IK
backslideK
intoK
theK
bad
place. Trust me.*
I do, Dr. Patel replies with a smilej
I Dont Know How This WorkV
AfterJ
someJ
moreJ
liftingJ
inJ
theJ
basement,J
IJ
putJ
onJ
my
trashJ
bagJ
andJ
runJ
myJ
tenJ
miles.J
Afterward,J
IJ
shower,
sprayJ
someJ
ofJ
myJ
fathersJ
cologne,J
andJ
walkJ
intoJ
the
mistjustJ
likeJ
MomJ
taughtJ
meJ
toJ
doJ
backJ
inJ
high
school. I roll on some underarm deodorant and then don
my new khakis and my Hank Baskett jerseyg
WhenJ
IJ
askJ
myJ
motherJ
howJ
IJ
look,J
sheJ
says,J
Very
handsome. SoJ
handsome.J
ButJ
doJ
youJ
reallyJ
thinkJ
you
shouldJ
wearJ
yourJ
EaglesJ
jerseyJ
toJ
aJ
dinnerJ
party?J
You
canJ
wearJ
oneJ
ofJ
theJ
GapJ
shirtsJ
IJ
boughtJ
you,J
orJ
youJ
can
borrow one of your fathers polo shirts.L
Its okay, I say, and smile con..dently. Dr. Patel said
wearing this shirt was a good idea.L
DidJ
he?J
myJ
momJ
saysJ
withJ
aJ
laugh,J
andJ
thenJ
she
removes an arrangement of ..owers and a bottle of white
wine from the refrigeratorg
Whats this?L
GiveJ
theseJ
toJ
VeronicaJ
andJ
tellJ
herJ
IJ
saidJ
thanksg
|
.
RonniesJ
beenJ
aJ
goodJ
friendJ
toJ
you.J
AndJ
thenJ
Mom
looks like she is going to cry againg
IJ
kissJ
herJ
goodbye,J
andJ
withJ
myJ
handsJ
fullJ
ofJ
..owers
andJ
wine,J
IJ
walkJ
downJ
theJ
streetJ
andJ
acrossJ
Knights
Park to Ronnies houseg
Ronnie answers the door wearing a shirt and tie, which
makesJ
meJ
feelJ
likeJ
Dr.J
PatelJ
wasJ
wrongJ
afterJ
allJ
andJ
I
amJ
underdressed.J
ButJ
RonnieJ
looksJ
atJ
myJ
newJ
jersey,
checksJ
theJ
nameJ
onJ
theJ
backprobablyJ
toJ
makeJ
sureJ
I
amJ
notJ
wearingJ
anJ
outdatedJ
FreddieJ
MitchellJ
jersey
andJ
says,J
HankJ
BaskettJ
isJ
theJ
man!J
WhereJ
didJ
youJ
geO
thatJ
jerseyJ
thisJ
earlyJ
inJ
theJ
season?J
ItsJ
great!J
whicT
makes me feel so much betterg
WeJ
followJ
theJ
meatyJ
aromaJ
throughJ
theirJ
swanky
livingJ
roomJ
andJ
theirJ
swankyJ
diningJ
roomJ
toJ
the
kitchen,J
whereJ
VeronicaJ
isJ
feedingJ
Emily,J
whomJ
IJ
am
surprisedJ
toJ
seeJ
lookingJ
muchJ
olderJ
thanJ
aJ
newborn
babyg
Hank Basketts in the house, Ronnie saysg
Who?J
VeronicaJ
answers,J
butJ
sheJ
smilesJ
whenJ
she
sees the flowers and the wine. Pour moi?L
SheJ
staresJ
atJ
myJ
pu..yJ
cheekJ
forJ
aJ
second,J
butJ
doesnt
mentionJ
it,J
whichJ
IJ
appreciate.J
IJ
handJ
herJ
whatJ
my
mother has sent, and Veronica kisses me on my un-pu..y
cheekg
WelcomeJ
home,J
Pat,J
sheJ
says,J
whichJ
surprisesJ
me
becauseJ
sheJ
soundsJ
sincere.J
IJ
hopeJ
youJ
dontJ
mind,J
buO
g
m
IveJ
invitedJ
someoneJ
elseJ
toJ
dinner,J
VeronicaJ
adds.J
She
winksJ
atJ
meJ
andJ
thenJ
liftsJ
theJ
lidJ
o..J
theJ
singleJ
potJ
on
the stove, releasing a warm tomato and basil aromag
Who? I askg
YoullJ
see,J
sheJ
saysJ
withoutJ
lookingJ
upJ
fromJ
stirring
her sauceg
Before I can say more, Ronnie is lifting Emily from her
highJ
chair,J
saying,J
MeetJ
.
ncleJ
Pat,J
whichJ
sounds
strangeJ
untilJ
IJ
realizeJ
heJ
isJ
talkingJ
aboutJ
me.J
SayJ
hello
to .
ncle Pat, Emily.L
She waves her little hand at me, and then I have Emily
inJ
myJ
arms.J
HerJ
darkJ
eyesJ
examineJ
myJ
face,J
andJ
she
smilesJ
asJ
thoughJ
sheJ
approves.J
Pap,J
sheJ
says,J
pointing
at my noseg
SeeJ
howJ
smartJ
myJ
girlJ
is,J
.
ncleJ
Pat,J
RonnieJ
saysb
petting the silky black hair on Emilys head. She already
knows your name.L
EmilyJ
smellsJ
likeJ
theJ
mashedJ
carrotsJ
thatJ
coatJ
her
cheeksJ
untilJ
RonnieJ
wipesJ
themJ
cleanJ
withJ
aJ
wet
napkin.J
IJ
haveJ
toJ
admitJ
thatJ
EmilyJ
isJ
aJ
cuteJ
kid,J
andJ
I
instantly understand why Ronnie has written me so many
lettersJ
aboutJ
hisJ
daughterwhyJ
heJ
lovesJ
herJ
soJ
much.J
I
startJ
toJ
thinkJ
aboutJ
havingJ
childrenJ
withJ
NikkiJ
someday
andJ
IJ
becomeJ
soJ
happyJ
thatJ
IJ
giveJ
littleJ
EmilyJ
aJ
kissJ
on
theJ
forehead,J
asJ
ifJ
sheJ
wereJ
NikkisJ
babyJ
andJ
IJ
wasJ
her
father. And then IJ
kiss EmilysJ
forehead againJ
and again,
until she gigglesg
g
Beer? Ronnie saysg
ImJ
notJ
reallyJ
supposedJ
toJ
drink,J
becauseJ
ImJ
on
medications andL
Beer, Ronnie says, and then we are drinking beers on
hisJ
deckJ
asJ
EmilyJ
sitsJ
inJ
herJ
fathersJ
lapJ
andJ
sucksJ
onJ
a
bottle filled with watered-down apple juiceg
ItsJ
goodJ
toJ
haveJ
aJ
beerJ
withJ
you,J
RonnieJ
says,J
jusO
before clinking his Yuengling Lager bottle against mineg
Whos coming over for dinner?L
Veronicas sister, Tiffany.L
Ti..anyJ
andJ
Tommy?J
IJ
say,J
rememberingJ
Ti..anys
husband from Ronnie and Veronicas weddingg
Just Tiffany.L
Wheres Tommy?L
RonnieJ
takesJ
aJ
longJ
swigJ
ofJ
hisJ
beer,J
looksJ
upJ
atJ
the
setting sun, and says, Tommy died some time ago.L
What?J
IJ
say,J
becauseJ
IJ
hadntJ
heard.J
God,J
ImJ
sorry
to hear that.L
JustJ
makeJ
sureJ
youJ
dontJ
bringJ
upJ
TommyJ
tonightb
okay?L
Sure,J
IJ
say,J
andJ
thenJ
drinkJ
aJ
fewJ
largeJ
gulpsJ
ofJ
me
beer. So how did he die?L
How did who die? says a womans voiceg
Hi, Tiffany, Ronnie says, and suddenly she is standing
withJ
usJ
onJ
theJ
porch.J
Ti..anysJ
wearingJ
aJ
blackJ
evenin_
Q
.wgv_
dress,J
heels,J
andJ
aJ
diamondJ
necklace,J
andJ
herJ
makeup
andJ
hairJ
lookJ
tooJ
perfectJ
toJ
measJ
ifJ
sheJ
isJ
tryingJ
too
hardJ
toJ
lookJ
attractive,J
likeJ
oldJ
ladiesJ
sometimesJ
do.
You remember Pat, right?L
IJ
stand,J
andJ
asJ
weJ
shakeJ
hands,J
theJ
wayJ
Ti..anyJ
looks
into my eyes makes me feel really funnyg
WeJ
moveJ
backJ
intoJ
theJ
house,J
andJ
afterJ
someJ
small
talk, Ti..any and I are left alone on opposite ends of the
living-room couchJ
as Veronica ..nishes cooking the meal
and Ronnie puts Emily to bedg
YouJ
lookJ
veryJ
prettyJ
tonight,J
IJ
sayJ
whenJ
theJ
silence
grows awkwardg
BeforeJ
apartJ
timeJ
began,J
IJ
neverJ
everJ
complimented
NikkiJ
onJ
herJ
looks,J
andJ
IJ
thinkJ
thisJ
reallyJ
hurtJ
herJ
self-
esteem.J
IJ
..gureJ
IJ
canJ
nowJ
practiceJ
complimenting
womenJ
onJ
theirJ
looksJ
soJ
itJ
willJ
comeJ
naturallyJ
toJ
me
whenJ
NikkiJ
returns,J
althoughJ
Ti..anyJ
reallyJ
doesJ
look
pretty,J
evenJ
ifJ
sheJ
isJ
tryingJ
tooJ
hardJ
withJ
theJ
makeup.
SheJ
isJ
aJ
fewJ
yearsJ
olderJ
thanJ
me,J
butJ
hasJ
aJ
..tJ
bodyJ
and
long, silky black hairg
WhatJ
happenedJ
toJ
yourJ
cheek?J
Ti..anyJ
asksJ
without
looking at meg
Weight-lifting accident.L
SheJ
justJ
staresJ
atJ
herJ
hands,J
whichJ
areJ
foldedJ
inJ
her
lap. Her nails have been recently painted a blood redg
SoJ
whereJ
areJ
youJ
workingJ
now?J
IJ
say,J
thinkingJ
this
is a safe questiong
[
g
HerJ
noseJ
crinkles,J
asJ
ifJ
IJ
hadJ
farted.J
IJ
gotJ
..redJ
fro]
my job a few months ago.L
Why?L
Does it really matter? she says, then stands and walks
into the kitcheng
IJ
downJ
theJ
remainderJ
ofJ
myJ
secondJ
beerJ
andJ
waitJ
for
Ronnie to come backg
DinnerJ
isJ
elegant,J
withJ
candlesJ
goingJ
andJ
fancyJ
plates
and special silverware, but awkward, as Ti..any and I are
completelyJ
silentJ
whileJ
VeronicaJ
andJ
RonnieJ
talkJ
abouO
us as if we arent thereg
PatJ
isJ
aJ
bigJ
historyJ
bu...J
HeJ
knowsJ
everythingJ
about
everyJ
singleJ
.
.S.J
president.J
GoJ
ahead.J
AskJ
him
anything, Ronnie saysg
When Ti..any fails to look up from her food, Veronica
says,J
MyJ
sisterJ
isJ
aJ
modernJ
dancerJ
andJ
hasJ
aJ
recitalJ
in
two months. You should see her dance, Pat. So beautiful.
My God, I wish I could dance like my sister. If she allows
usJ
thisJ
year,J
wereJ
allJ
goingJ
toJ
herJ
recital,J
andJ
you
should definitely come with us.L
I nod carefully when Ti..any looks up for my response,
thinkingJ
IllJ
goJ
justJ
soJ
IJ
canJ
practiceJ
beingJ
kind.J
Also,
Nikki would probably want to go to a dance recital, and
I want to do the things Nikki likes from now ong
PatJ
andJ
IJ
areJ
goingJ
toJ
workJ
outJ
together,J
Ronni\
{
ggw_
says. Look how ..t my buddy is. He puts me to shame. I
need to get in that basement with you, Pat.L
Ti..any loves the shore, dont you, Ti..? The four of us
V
T
L
d
^
d takeJ
EmilyJ
toJ
theJ
beachJ
oneJ
weekendJ
in
SeptemberJ
afterJ
theJ
crowdsJ
haveJ
left.J
WeJ
couldJ
haveJ
a
picnic.J
DoJ
youJ
likeJ
picnics,J
Pat?J
Ti..anyJ
lovesJ
picnics.
Dont you, Tiff?L
RonnieJ
andJ
VeronicaJ
tradeJ
factsJ
aboutJ
theirJ
guestsJ
for
almostJ
..fteenJ
minutesJ
straight,J
andJ
thenJ
..nallyJ
theresJ
a
lull,J
soJ
IJ
askJ
ifJ
anyJ
ofJ
themJ
knowsJ
anythingJ
aboutJ
the
VetJ
beingJ
imploded,J
andJ
toJ
myJ
surpriseJ
RonnieJ
and
Veronica both con..rm that it was demolishedJ
years ago,
just like my father said, which worriesJ
me tremendously
becauseJ
IJ
haveJ
noJ
memoryJ
ofJ
thisJ
orJ
theJ
yearsJ
thatJ
have
supposedlyJ
transpiredJ
since.J
IJ
thinkJ
aboutJ
askingJ
how
longJ
agoJ
EmilyJ
wasJ
born,J
becauseJ
IJ
rememberJ
gettingJ
a
letter and picture from Ronnie soon after her birth, but I
get scared and do not askg
I hate football, Ti..any o..ers. More than anything in
the world.L
AndJ
thenJ
weJ
allJ
eatJ
withoutJ
sayingJ
anythingJ
forJ
a
whileg
The three courses RonnieJ
had promisedJ
turn outJ
to be
beer,J
lasagnaJ
garnishedJ
withJ
bakedJ
asparagus,J
andJ
kee
lime pie. All three are great, and I tell Veronica as much
practicing again for when Nikki comes backto which
VeronicaJ
replies,J
DidJ
youJ
thinkJ
myJ
foodJ
wouldJ
b\
m[
w
bad?L
IJ
knowJ
sheJ
meansJ
itJ
asJ
aJ
joke,J
butJ
NikkiJ
wouldJ
have
used the question to prove just how witchy Veronica can
be.J
IJ
thinkJ
aboutJ
howJ
ifJ
NikkiJ
wereJ
here,J
afterJ
weJ
went
home, wed stay up talking in bed like we used to when
we were both a little drunkand sitting now at Ronnies
dinnerJ
table,J
theJ
thoughtJ
makesJ
meJ
feelJ
sadJ
andJ
happy
at the same timeg
WhenJ
weJ
..nishJ
ourJ
pie,J
Ti..anyJ
standsJ
andJ
says,J
Im
tired.L
But weve hardly ..nished eating, Veronica says, and
we have Trivial Pursuit toL
I said Im tired.L
There is a silenceg
Well, Ti..any ..nally says, are you going to walk me
home or what?L
It takes me a second to realize that Ti..any is talking to
me, but I quickly say, Sure.L
Since I am practicing being kind now, what else could
I have saidrightI
It is a warm night, but not too sticky. Ti..any and I walk
a block before I ask where she livesg
WithJ
myJ
parents,J
okay?J
sheJ
saysJ
withoutJ
lookingJ
at
me.
Oh. I realize we are only about four blocks from Mrg
.zQ
[
fm.
and Mrs. Websters houseg
You live with your parents too, right?L
Yeah.L
So no big whoop.L
ItJ
isJ
dark,J
andJ
IJ
guessJ
itsJ
aboutJ
9:30J
p.m.J
WithJ
her
armsJ
crossingJ
herJ
chest,J
Ti..anyJ
walksJ
prettyJ
quicklyJ
in
her clicky heels, and soon we are standing in front of her
parents houseg
When she turns to face me, I think she is simply going
toJ
sayJ
goodJ
night,J
butJ
sheJ
says,J
Look,J
IJ
haventJ
dated
since college, so I dont know how this works.L
How what works?L
IveJ
seenJ
theJ
wayJ
youveJ
beenJ
lookingJ
atJ
me.J
Dont
bullshitJ
me,J
Pat.J
IJ
liveJ
inJ
theJ
additionJ
aroundJ
back,
whichJ
isJ
completelyJ
separateJ
fromJ
theJ
house,J
soJ
theres
no chance of my parents walking in on us. I hate the fact
thatJ
youJ
woreJ
aJ
footballJ
jerseyJ
toJ
dinner,J
butJ
youJ
caM
fuck me as long as we turn the lights out first. Okay?L
ImJ
tooJ
shockedJ
toJ
speak,J
andJ
forJ
aJ
longJ
timeJ
weJ
just
stand there.
Or not, Tiffany adds just before she starts cryingg
ImJ
soJ
confusedJ
thatJ
ImJ
speakingJ
andJ
thinkingJ
and
worryingJ
allJ
atJ
theJ
sameJ
time,J
notJ
reallyJ
knowingJ
what
toJ
doJ
orJ
say.J
Look,J
IJ
enjoyedJ
spendingJ
timeJ
withJ
you,
andJ
IJ
thinkJ
youreJ
reallyJ
pretty,J
butJ
ImJ
married,J
IJ
say,
and lift up my wedding ring as proofg
[
]
fg
SoJ
amJ
I,J
sheJ
says,J
andJ
holdsJ
upJ
theJ
diamondJ
onJ
her
left handg
IJ
rememberJ
whatJ
RonnieJ
toldJ
meJ
aboutJ
herJ
husband
havingJ
passedJ
away,J
whichJ
makesJ
herJ
aJ
widowJ
andJ
not
married,J
butJ
IJ
doJ
notJ
sayJ
anythingJ
aboutJ
that,J
becauseJ
I
amJ
practicingJ
beingJ
kindJ
insteadJ
ofJ
right,J
whichJ
I
learned in therapy and Nikki will likeg
ItJ
makesJ
meJ
reallyJ
sadJ
toJ
seeJ
thatJ
Ti..anyJ
isJ
still
wearing her wedding ringg
AndJ
thenJ
suddenlyJ
Ti..anyJ
isJ
huggingJ
meJ
soJ
thatJ
her
faceJ
isJ
betweenJ
myJ
pecs,J
andJ
shesJ
cryingJ
herJ
makeup
ontoJ
myJ
newJ
HankJ
BaskettJ
jersey.J
IJ
dontJ
likeJ
toJ
be
touchedJ
byJ
anyoneJ
exceptJ
Nikki,J
andJ
IJ
reallyJ
doJ
noO
wantJ
Ti..anyJ
toJ
getJ
makeupJ
onJ
theJ
jerseyJ
myJ
brotheX
wasJ
niceJ
enoughJ
toJ
giveJ
meaJ
jerseyJ
withJ
real
stitchedonJ
lettersJ
andJ
numbersbutJ
IJ
surpriseJ
myselfJ
by
huggingJ
Ti..anyJ
back.J
IJ
restJ
myJ
chinJ
onJ
topJ
ofJ
herJ
shiny
blackJ
hair,J
scentJ
herJ
perfume,J
andJ
suddenlyJ
IJ
amJ
crying
too, which scares meJ
a lot.J
Our bodiesJ
shudder together,
andJ
weJ
areJ
allJ
waterworks.J
WeJ
cryJ
togetherJ
forJ
atJ
least
ten minutes, and then she lets go and runs around to the
back of her parents houseg
WhenJ
IJ
arriveJ
home,J
myJ
fatherJ
isJ
watchingJ
television.
The Eagles are playing the Jets in a preseason game I did
notJ
knowJ
wasJ
on.J
HeJ
doesJ
notJ
evenJ
lookJ
atJ
me,
probablyJ
becauseJ
IJ
amJ
suchJ
aJ
lousyJ
EaglesJ
fanJ
now.J
My
motherJ
tellsJ
meJ
thatJ
RonnieJ
called,J
sayingJ
itsJ
importanO
m]
gm
and I should call him back immediatelyg
WhatJ
happened?J
WhatsJ
onJ
yourJ
jersey? IsJ
thaO
makeup?J
myJ
motherJ
asks,J
andJ
whenJ
IJ
doJ
notJ
answer,
she says, You better call Ronnie back.L
ButJ
IJ
onlyJ
lieJ
downJ
inJ
myJ
bedJ
andJ
stareJ
atJ
theJ
ceiling
of my bedroom until the sun comes upg
Filled with Molten LavS
TheK
pictureK
IK
haveK
ofK
NikkiK
isK
aK
headK
shot,K
andK
IK
wishK
I
had told her how much I liked ita
SheK
paidK
aK
professionalK
photographerK
toK
takeK
the
photo,K
andK
sheK
actuallyK
hadK
herK
hairK
andK
makeupK
done
at the local salon before going to the shoot; plus she also
wentK
toK
theK
tanningK
boothsK
theK
weekK
beforeK
theK
picture
was taken, since my birthday is in late December and the
picture was my twenty-eighth-birthday presenta
NikkisK
headK
isK
turnedK
soK
youK
seeK
moreK
ofK
herK
left
cheekK
thanK
youK
doK
herK
right,K
whichK
isK
outlinedK
byK
her
strawberry blond curly hair. You can see her left ear, and
sheK
isK
wearingK
theK
danglingK
diamondK
earringsK
IK
gaveK
her
forK
ourK
..rstK
weddingK
anniversary.K
SheK
hadK
goneK
toK
the
tanning booths just to bring out the freckles on her nose,
which I love and miss every winter. You can see the little
frecklesK
clearlyK
inK
theK
shot,K
andK
NikkiK
saidK
thisK
wasK
the
mainK
ideaK
andK
sheK
evenK
toldK
theK
photographerK
toK
make
theK
frecklesK
theK
focalK
pointK
becauseK
IK
loveK
herK
seasonaH
fkfQ
n
frecklesK
best.K
HerK
faceK
isK
sortK
ofK
likeK
anK
upside-down
triangle, as her chin is sort of pointy. Her nose is like the
noseK
ofK
aK
lioness,K
longK
andK
regal-looking, andK
herK
eyes
areK
theK
colorK
ofK
grass.K
InK
theK
pictureK
sheK
isK
makingK
that
pouting face I lovenot quite a smile, not quite a smirk
andK
herK
lipsK
areK
soK
glossyK
thatK
IK
cantK
resistK
kissingK
the
picture every time I look at ita
SoK
IK
kissK
theK
pictureK
again,K
feelingK
theK
coldK
..atnessK
of
theK
glass,K
leavingK
aK
kiss-shapedK
smudge,K
whichK
IK
wipe
away with my shirta
God, I miss you so much, Nikki, I say, but the picture
isK
silent,K
likeK
always.K
ImK
sorryK
thatK
IK
didK
notK
originally
likeK
thisK
picture,K
becauseK
youK
wouldK
notK
believeK
how
muchK
IK
likeK
itK
now.K
IK
knowK
thatK
IK
toldK
youK
thisK
wasK
not
suchK
aK
greatK
present,K
backK
beforeK
IK
startedK
practicing
being kind rather than right. Yes, I had speci..cally asked
forK
aK
newK
barbecue,K
butK
ImK
gladK
thatK
IK
haveK
theK
picture
now,K
becauseK
itK
helpedK
meK
getK
throughK
allK
thatK
timeK
in
theK
badK
placeK
andK
madeK
meK
wantK
toK
beK
aK
betterK
person,
andK
ImK
changedK
now,K
soK
IK
notK
onlyK
realizeK
but
appreciateK
thatK
youK
putK
aK
lotK
ofK
thoughtK
andK
e..ortK
into
thisK
present.K
ItsK
theK
onlyK
likenessK
IK
haveK
ofK
youK
since
some bad person stole all the pictures of us that were in
myK
mothersK
housebecauseK
theK
picturesK
wereK
in
expensive frames, and
Suddenly,K
forK
someK
reason,K
IK
rememberK
thatK
theresK
a
video of our wedding, and in this video Nikki is walking
and dancing and speaking, and theres even this one parM
nnnQ
kQ
,Q
Q
n
where Nikki talks directly into the camera as if she were
talking to me, and she says, I love you, Pat Peoples, you
sexy stud mu..n, which made me laugh so hard the ..rst
time we watched the video with her parentsa
IK
knockK
onK
myK
parentsK
bedroomK
door,K
andK
thenK
I
knock againa
Pat? my mom saysa
I have to work in the morning, you know? my father
says, but I ignore hima
Mom? I say to the doora
What is it?
Wheres my wedding video?
There is a silencea
You remember my wedding video, right?
Still, she does not say anythinga
IsK
itK
inK
theK
cardboardK
boxK
inK
theK
family-roomK
closet
with all the other videos?
Through the door I hear her and my father whispering,
and then my mother says, I think we gave you our copy
of the video, honey. It must be in your old house. Sorry.
What?K
No,K
itsK
downstairsK
inK
theK
family-roomK
closet.
NeverK
mind,K
IllK
..ndK
itK
myself.K
GoodK
night,K
IK
say,K
but
when I get toK
the family-roomK
closet and go through the
boxK
ofK
videos,K
itsK
notK
there.K
IK
turnK
aroundK
andK
seeK
that
my mother has followed me down into the family room.
She is in her nightgown. She is biting her nails. Where i^
nnQ
nn
it?
We gave it to
Dont lie to me!
WeK
mustK
haveK
misplacedK
it,K
butK
itsK
sureK
toK
turnK
uV
sooner or later.
MisplacedK
it?K
ItsK
irreplaceable!K
ItsK
justK
S
videocassette,K
butK
IK
cantK
helpK
feelingK
angry,K
whichK
I
realizeK
isK
oneK
ofK
myK
problems.K
HowK
couldK
youK
loseK
iM
when you know how important it is to me? How?
Calm down, Pat. My mother raises her palms so they
areK
bothK
inK
frontK
ofK
herK
chestK
andK
thenK
takesK
aK
careful
step toward me, as if she is trying to sneak up on a rabid
dog. Relax, Pat. Just relax.
ButK
IK
canK
feelK
myselfK
gettingK
moreK
andK
moreK
angry,K
so
beforeK
I sayK
or doK
anything dumb,K
I rememberK
that I am
closeK
toK
beingK
sentK
backK
toK
theK
badK
place,K
whereK
Nikki
willK
neverK
..ndK
me.K
IK
stormK
pastK
myK
mother,K
goK
down
intoK
theK
basement,K
andK
doK
..veK
hundredK
sit-upsK
onK
the
Stomach Master 6000. When I finish, I am still angry, soK
I
rideK
theK
stationaryK
bikeK
forK
forty-..veK
minutesK
andK
then
do shots of water until I feel hydrated enough to attempt
..ve hundred push-ups. Only when my pecs feel like they
areK
..lledK
withK
moltenK
lavaK
doK
IK
deemK
myselfK
calm
enough to sleepa
WhenK
IK
goK
upstairs,K
allK
isK
quietK
andK
noK
lightK
isK
leaking
out from under my parents bedroom door, so I grab my
framedK
pictureK
ofK
Nikki,K
takeK
herK
upstairsK
toK
theK
attic_
[
[
k]
_
]
_
turn o.. the ventilation fan, slip into my sleeping bag, set
up Nikki next to my head, kiss her good nightand thenbegin to sweat away some mor
e poundsa
I havent been up in the attic since the last time KennyGK
visitedK
me.K
IK
amK
afraidK
heK
willK
comeK
back,K
butK
IK
also
feelK
sortK
ofK
fat.K
IK
closeK
myK
eyes,K
humK
aK
singleK
note,
silentlyK
countK
toK
tenK
overK
andK
overK
again,K
andK
theK
next
morning I wake up unscatheda
Failing Like Dimmesdale DiS
Maybe ..Puritans ..were ..simply ..dumber ..than ..modern
people, ..but ..I ..cannot ..believe ..how ..long ..it ..took ..those
seventeenth-century ..Bostonians ..to ..gure ..out ..that ..their
spiritual ..leader ..knocked ..up ..the ..local ..hussy. ..I ..had ..the
mystery ..solved ..in ..chapter ..eight, ..when ..Hester ..turns ..to
Dimmesdale and ..says, Speak thou ..for me! I ..know we
were ..assigned ..Hawthornes The ..Scarlet ..Letter ..back ..in
high school, and if I had known the book was ..lled with
so much sex and espionage, I might have read it when I
was ..sixteen. ..God, ..I ..cant ..wait ..to ask ..Nikki ..if ..she ..hypes
up ..the ..racy ..stu.. ..in ..her ..class, ..because ..I ..know ..teenagers
would actually read the book if she did...
I ..didnt ..care ..much ..for ..Dimmesdale, ..because ..he ..had
such ..a ..great ..woman ..and ..he ..denied ..himself ..a ..life ..with
her. Now, I understand that it would not have been easy
for ..him ..to ..explain ..how ..he ..knocked ..up ..another ..mans
teenage wife, especially since he was a man of the cloth,
but if theres one theme Hawthorne hammers home, its
that ..time ..heals ..all ..wounds, ..which ..Dimmesdale ..learns,..
h..m..h..w..,..wh..h..mm..,..
but too late. Plus, Im thinking God would have wanted
Pearl ..to ..have ..had ..a ..father, ..and ..probably ..counted
Dimmesdales ..disregard for his daughter as a greater sinthan having sex with ano
ther mans wife...
Now, I sympathize with Chillingwortha lot. ..I ..mean,
he sends his young bride over to the New World, trying
to ..give ..her ..a ..better ..life, ..and ..she ..ends ..up ..pregnant ..by
another ..man, ..which ..is ..the ..ultimate ..slap ..in ..the ..face,
right? ..But ..he ..was ..so ..old ..and ..nasty ..and ..really ..had ..no
business marrying a young girl anyway. When he began
to ..psychologically ..torture ..Dimmesdale, ..giving ..him ..all
those ..strange ..roots ..and ..herbs, ..Chillingworth ..reminded
me ..of ..Dr. ..Timbers ..and ..his ..sta... ..I ..realized ..then ..that
Chillingworth was not ever going to practice being kind,
so I gave up hope for him...
But I absolutely loved Hester, because she believed insilver ..linings. ..Even .
.when ..that ..nasty ..throng ..of ..bearded
men in hats and fat women were against her, saying she
should be branded on the forehead even, she stuck to her
guns and sewed and helped people when she could and
tried ..her ..best ..to ..raise ..her ..daughtereven ..when ..Pearlproved to be s
omewhat of a demonic child...
Even though Hester did not get to be with Dimmesdalein ..the ..endwhich ..is ..a
....aw, ..if ..you ..ask ..meI ..felt ..like
she lived a ful..lled life and got to see her daughter growup and marry well, wh
ich was kind of nice...
But I did realize that no one really appreciated Hester..
h..H
for who she was until it was too late. When she needed
help ..most, ..she ..was ..abandonedand ..only ..when ..she
o..ered ..help ..to ..others ..was ..she ..beloved. ..This ..sort ..of..
suggests ..that ..it ..is ..important ..to ..appreciate ..the ..good
women in your life before it is too late, which is a pretty
good ..message ..to ..give ..high ..school ..kids. ..I ..wish ..my ..high
school ..teacher ..had ..taught ..me ..that ..lesson, ..because ..I..
certainly ..would have ..treated Nikki ..di..erently when we
were ..rst married. Then again, maybe this is the sort of
thing ..you ..have ..to ..learn ..by ..living ..your ..lifefailing ..likeDimmesda
le did, and I guess like I did too...
That scene when Dimmesdale and Hester ..nally standtogether ..in ..town ..for ..
the ..rst ..time ..made ..me ..wish ..apart
time ..was ..over ..already ..so ..I ..could ..stand ..with ..Nikki ..in
some public place and apologize for being such a jerk in
the ..past. ..Then ..I ..would ..tell ..her ..my ..thoughts ..about
Hawthornes ..classic, ..which ..would ..make ..her ..happy ..for
sure. God, she is going to be so impressed that I actually
read a book written in old-fashioned English...
Do You Like Foreign FilmsT
Cli.. asks about Veronicas dinner party in a way that lets
me know my mother has already discussed it with him
probably Gin Gan Ge..ort Gto Gget Gme Gto Gwear Gthe Gcollared
shirts she bought me at the Gap, which Mom loves and I
do not love. As soon as I sit down in the brown recliner,
Cli.. broaches the subject, pinching his chin the way he
does Gevery Gtime Ghe Gasks Gme Ga Gquestion Gmy Gmother Ghas
already answered.GEven Gthough GI Gnow Grecognize GCli..s Gtell, GI Gam Gexcited
to let him know he was right about wearing the shirt my
brother had given me. Surprisingly, he does not want to
talk Gabout Gwhat Gclothes GI Gwore; Ghe Gwants Gto Gtalk Gabout
Ti..any, Gand Ghe Gkeeps Gasking Gwhat GI Gthought Gabout Gher,
how she made me feel, and if I enjoyed her company.GAt ..rst I am polite and ans
wer by saying that Ti..any
was nice and well dressed and had a pretty good body,
but GCli.. Gkeeps Gpushing Gfor Gthe Gtruth Glike Gtherapists Gdo,
because Gthey Gall Ghave Gsome Gsort Gof Gpsychic Gability GthatG
lQ
l
allowsF
themF
toF
seeF
throughF
your lies,F
andF
thereforeF
they
knowF
youF
willF
eventuallyF
tireF
ofF
theF
talkingF
gameF
and
will offer up the truth%
FinallyF
IF
say,F
Well,F
theF
thingF
isandF
IF
dontF
like
saying thisbut Tiffany is kind of slutty.o
What do you mean? Cliff asks me%
I mean shes sort of a whore.o
Cli..F
sitsF
forwardF
aF
little.F
HeF
looksF
surprised,F
and
uncomfortableF
enoughF
toF
makeF
meF
feelF
uncomfortable.
OnF
whatF
doF
youF
baseF
yourF
observation?F
DidF
sheF
dress
provocatively?o
No.F
IF
toldF
youF
already.F
SheF
woreF
aF
niceF
dress.F
ButF
as
soonF
asF
weF
..nishedF
ourF
dessert,F
sheF
askedF
meF
toF
walk
her home.o
Whats wrong with that?o
Nothing.F
ButF
atF
theF
endF
ofF
theF
walkF
sheF
askedF
meF
to
haveF
sexualF
intercourseF
withF
her,F
andF
notF
inF
those
words.o
Cli..F
removesF
hisF
..ngersF
fromF
hisF
chin,F
sitsF
back,F
and
says, Oh.o
IF
know.F
ItF
shockedF
meF
too,F
especiallyF
becauseF
she
knows Im married.o
So did you?o
Did I what?o
Have sexual intercourse with Tiffany?o
At ..rst Cli..s words dont register, but when they do, $
l
become angry. No!o
Why not?o
IF
cannotF
believeF
Cli..F
hasF
actuallyF
askedF
meF
suchF
a
question,F
especiallyF
sinceF
heF
isF
aF
happilyF
marriedF
man
himself, but I dignify the inquiry with an answer anyway.
Because I love my wife! Thats why!o
ThatsF
whatF
IF
thought,F
heF
says,F
whichF
makesF
meF
feel
aF
littleF
better.F
HeF
isF
onlyF
testingF
myF
morals,F
whichF
is
perfectlyF
understandable, becauseF
peopleF
outsideF
of
mental institutions need toF
have goodF
morals soF
that the
worldF
willF
continueF
toF
workF
withoutF
anyF
major
interruptionsand happy endings will flourish%
Then I say, I dont even know why Ti..any would ask
me to have sex with her anyway. I mean, Im not even aP
attractive guy; shes pretty and could do a lot better than
meF
forF
sure.F
SoF
ImF
thinkingF
nowF
thatF
maybeF
shesF
a
nymphomaniac. What do you think?o
I dont know whether she is a nymphomaniac or not,o
heF
says.F
ButF
IF
doF
knowF
thatF
sometimesF
peopleF
sayF
and
doF
whatF
theyF
thinkF
othersF
wantF
themF
to.F
MaybeF
Ti..any
reallyF
didF
notF
wantF
toF
haveF
sexF
withF
you,F
butF
only
o..eredF
somethingF
sheF
thoughtF
youF
wouldF
..ndF
valuable,
so you would value her.o
IF
thinkF
aboutF
hisF
explanationF
forF
aF
secondF
andF
then
say,F
SoF
youreF
sayingF
thatF
Ti..anyF
thought IF
wantedF
to
have sex with her?o
NotF
necessarily.F
HeF
grabsF
hisF
chinF
again.F
YouN
lGH
mother Gtold Gme Gyou Gcame Ghome Gwith Gmakeup Gon Gyour
shirt. Do you mind if I ask how that happened?GReluctantly, Gbecause GI Gdont Glik
e Gto Ggossip, GI Gtell Ghim
about Ti..anys wearing her wedding ring even after her
husband died, and the hugging and the crying we did inG
front of her parents house.GCli.. nods and says, It seems like Ti..any really need
s
a friend, and that she thought having sex with you would
make you want to be her friend. But tell me again how
you handled the situation.GSo I tell him exactly what led us to the hug and how I
let her get makeup on my Hank Baskett jersey andGWhere Gdid Gyou Gget Ga GHank GBa
skett Gjersey? Ghe GasksG
me.GI told you. My brother gave it to me.GThats what you wore to the dinner party?GYea
h, just like you told me to.GHe Gsmiles Gand Geven Gchuckles, Gwhich Gsurprises G
me.
Then he adds, What did your friends say?GRonnie said that Hank Baskett is the man.GHa
nk GBaskett is Gthe Gman. GI Gbet Ghe Gcatches Gat Gleast
seven touchdowns this season.GCliff, youre an Eagles fan?GHe Gdoes Gthe GEagles Gcha
ntE!-A!-G!-L!-E!-S!
EAGLES!which Gmakes Gme Glaugh Gbecause Ghe Gis Gmy
therapist Gand GI Gdid Gnot Gknow Gtherapists Gcould Glike GNFLG
Q
l
football%
Well,F
nowF
thatF
IF
knowF
youF
tooF
bleedF
green,F
well
have to talk Birds o.. the clock, Cli.. says. So you really
letF
Ti..anyF
cryF
herF
makeupF
ontoF
yourF
brand-newF
Hank
Baskett jersey?o
Yeah,F
andF
itsF
oneF
withF
stitched-onF
numbers,F
notF
thL
cheap iron-ons.o
AuthenticF
HankF
BaskettF
jersey!F
heF
says.F
ThatF
was
certainlyF
veryF
kindF
ofF
you,F
Pat.F
ItF
soundsF
likeF
Ti..any
onlyF
reallyF
neededF
aF
hug,F
whichF
youF
gaveF
herF
because
you are a nice guy.o
I cant help smiling, because I really am trying hard to
beF
aF
niceF
guy.F
Yeah,F
IF
know,F
butF
nowF
shesF
always
following me all over town.o
What do you mean?o
SoF
IF
tellF
Cli..F
thatF
sinceF
theF
dinnerF
party,F
wheneverF
I
put on a trash bag and leave my house for a run, Ti..any
isF
alwaysF
waitingF
outsideF
inF
herF
littleF
runningF
out..tF
and
pinkF
headband.F
VeryF
politely,F
IF
toldF
herF
thatF
IF
doF
not
likeF
runningF
withF
otherF
peopleF
andF
askedF
herF
toF
leave
me alone, but she ignored my request and simply jogged
..veF
feet behindF
me forF
my entireF
run. TheF
next day, she
did the same thing, and she keeps on doing it. Somehow
shesF
..guredF
outF
myF
schedule,F
andF
shesF
alwaysF
there
whenF
IF
leaveF
myF
houseF
anF
hourF
beforeF
sunsetreadyF
to
shadowF
meF
wherever I jog. I run fast, and sheF
stays wit
me.F
IF
runF
onF
dangerousF
streets,F
andF
sheF
follows.F
ShL
lQ
S
neverF
tiresF
outF
eitherandF
justF
keepsF
runningF
downF
thL
streetF
whenF
IF
..nallyF
stopF
inF
frontF
ofF
myF
house.F
She
doesnt even say hello or goodbye.o
Why dont you want her to follow you? Cliff asks%
SoF
IF
askF
himF
howF
hisF
wife,F
Sonja,F
wouldF
feelF
ifF
some
hot woman shadowed him every time he went for a run%
HeF
smilesF
theF
wayF
guysF
doF
whenF
theyF
areF
aloneF
and
talkingF
aboutF
womenF
inF
aF
sexualF
way,F
andF
thenF
heF
says,
So you think Ti..anyF
is hot?F
This surprisesF
me because
I did not know therapists were allowed to talk like guys
doF
whenF
theyF
areF
buddies,F
andF
IF
wonderF
ifF
thisF
meanS
that Cliff thinks of me as his buddy now%
Sure, shes hot, I say. But Im married.o
HeF
grabsF
hisF
chinF
andF
says,F
HowF
longF
hasF
itF
been
since youve seen Nikki?o
I tell him I dont know. Maybe a couple of months, I
say%
Do you really believe that? he asks, grabbing his chin
again%
WhenF
IF
sayF
IF
do,F
IF
hearF
theF
yellingF
inF
myF
voiceF
and
even allow the f-word to slip out. Immediately I feel bad
becauseF
Cli..F
wasF
talkingF
toF
meF
likeF
aF
friend,F
andF
sane
people should not yell and curse at their buddies%
Im sorry, I say when Cliff starts to look scared%
ItsF
okay,F
heF
says,F
andF
forcesF
aF
smile.F
IF
should
believeF
thatF
youF
reallyF
meanF
whatF
youF
tellF
me.F
HL
Q
lQ
lQ
H
scratchesF
hisF
headF
forF
aF
secondF
andF
thenF
says,F
MyF
wifL
loves foreign films. Do you like foreign films?o
With subtitles?o
Yes.o
I hate those types of films.o
Me too, Cliff says. Mostly becauseo
No happy endings.o
Exactly,F
Cli..F
says,F
pointingF
aF
brownF
..ngerF
atF
my
face. So depressing most of the time.o
IF
nodF
wholeheartedlyF
inF
agreement,F
evenF
thoughF
I
haventF
beenF
toF
seeF
anyF
moviesF
forF
aF
longF
time,F
and
wontF
untilF
NikkiF
returns,F
becauseF
IF
amF
nowF
watching
the movie of my life as I live it%
MyF
wifeF
usedF
toF
begF
meF
toF
takeF
herF
toF
seeF
thesL
foreignF
..lmsF
withF
subtitlesF
allF
theF
time,F
Cli..F
says.F
It
seemed like every day she would ask me if we might go
toF
seeF
aF
foreignF
..lm,F
untilF
IF
brokeF
downF
andF
started
takingF
her.F
EveryF
WednesdayF
nightF
wedF
goF
toF
theF
Ritz
movieF
theaterF
andF
seeF
someF
depressingF
movie.F
AndF
yoH
know what?o
What?o
After a year we simply stopped going.o
Why?o
She stopped asking.o
Why?o
IF
dontF
know.F
ButF
maybeF
ifF
youF
takeF
anF
interestF
iP
Ti..any,F
ask herF
to runF
with youF
andF
maybe toF
go out to
dinnerF
aF
fewF
timesmaybeF
afterF
aF
fewF
weeks,F
sheF
will
growF
tiredF
ofF
theF
chaseF
andF
leaveF
youF
alone.F
LetF
herF
get
whatF
sheF
wants,F
andF
maybeF
sheF
willF
notF
wantF
it
anymore. W
nderstand?o
I do understand, but cannot help asking, Do you think
that will really work?o
AndF
Cli..F
shrugsF
inF
aF
wayF
thatF
makesF
meF
believeF
it
will%
I Can Share Raisin BraM
On bthe bdrive bhome bfrom bCli..s bo..ce bI bask bmy bmom bif
she thinks asking Ti..any on a date is the best way to get
rid of her once and for all, and Mom says, You shouldnt
e btrying bto bget brid bof banyone. bYou bneed bfriends, bPat.
Everyone does.bI bdont bsay banything bin bresponse. bIm bafraid bMom bis
rooting bfor bme bto bfall bin blove bwith bTi..any, because
whenever bshe bcalls bTi..any bmy bfriend, bshe bsays bthe
word with a smile on her face and a hopeful look in her
eye, which bothers me tremendously because Mom is the
only person in my family who does not hate Nikki. Also,
I bknow bMom blooks bout bthe bwindow bwhen bI bgo bon bmy
runs, because she will tease me, saying I see your friend
showed up again when I return from a jog.bMom pulls into the driveway, shuts o..
the car engine,
and says, I can loan you money should you ever want to
take byour friend to dinner, and again, the way she says
friend makes me feel tingly in a bad way. I say nothingb
ebmbebmebeelbl
in bresponse, band bmy bmother bdoes bthe bstrangest bthing
she giggles.bI b..nish bmy bweight btraining bfor bthe bday band bput bon ba
trash bag, and bas bI begin bstretching bon bthe bfront blawn, bI
see that Ti..any is jogging up and down the length of my
parents block, bwaiting bfor bme bto begin brunning. bI btell
myself to ask her out to dinner so I can end this madness
and bget back bto being balone bon bmy bruns, but binstead bI
simply start running, and Tiffany follows.bI go past the high school, down Colli
ngs Avenue to the
Black Horse Pike, make a left and then another left into
Oaklyn, brun bdown bKendall bBoulevard bto bthe bOaklyn
Public School, up past the Manor Bar to the White Horse
Pike, bmake ba bright band bthen ba bleft bonto bCuthbert, band bI
run into Westmont. When I get to the Crystal Lake Diner,
I turn and jog in place. Ti..any jogs in place and stares at
her feet.bHey, I say to her. You want to have dinner with me
at this diner?bTonight? she says without looking up at me.bYeah.bWhat time?bWe bhave b
bwalk bhere because bIm bnot ballowed bto
drive.bWhat time?bIll be in front of your house at seven-thirty.b
llNext, the most amazing thing happens: Ti..any simply
jogs away from me, and I cannot believe I ..nally got her
to bleave bme balone. bI bam bso bhappy bI balter bmy broute band
run at least fifteen miles instead of ten, and when the sun
sets, the clouds in the west are all lined with electricity,
which I know is a good omen.b
At bhome, bI btell bmy mother I bneed bsome bmoney bso bI bcan
take bTi..any bout bto bdinner. bMy bmother btries bto bhide bher
smile bas bshe bretrieves bher bpurse bfrom bthe bkitchen btable.
Where are you taking her?bThe Crystal Lake Diner.bYou bshouldnt bneed bmore bthan bfor
ty bdollars bthen,
right?bI guess.bItll be on the counter when you come down.bI bshower, bapply bunderarm
bdeodorant, buse bmy bfathers
cologne, band bput bon bmy bkhakis band bthe bdark bgreen
utton-down bshirt bMom bought bme bat bthe bGap bjustb
yesterday. For some reason, my mother is systematically
uying ban bentire bwardrobe bfor bmeand bevery bpiece bis
from the Gap. When I go downstairs, my mom tells me I
need to tuck in my shirt and wear a belt.bWhy? bI bask, because bI bdo bnot breall
y bcare bif bI blook
respectable or not. I only want to get rid of Ti..any once
and for all.b
llbBut bwhen bMom bsays, bPlease, bI bremember bthat bI bam
trying to be kind instead of rightand I also owe Mom
ecause bshe brescued bme bfrom bthe bad bplaceso bI bgo
upstairs and put on the brown leather belt she purchased
for me earlier in the week.
Mom bcomes binto bmy broom bwith ba bshoe box band bsays,
Put bon bsome bdress bsocks band btry bthese bon. bI bopen bthe
ox, and these swanky-looking brown leather loafers are
inside. bJake bsaid bthese bare bwhat bmen byour bage bwear
casually, Mom says. When I slip the loafers on and look
in the mirror, I see how thin my waistline appears, and I
think I look almost as swanky as my little brother.bWith bforty bucks bin bmy bp
ocket, bI bwalk bacross bKnights
Park bto bTi..anys bparents bhouse. bShe bis boutside, bwaiting
for me on the sidewalk, but I see her mother peeking out
the window. Mrs. Webster ducks behind the blinds when
we bmake beye bcontact. bTi..any bdoes bnot bsay bhello, but
egins walking before I can stop. She is wearing a pink
knee-length bskirt band ba black bsummer bsweater. bHer
platform bsandals bmake bher blook btaller, band bher bhair bis
sort of pu..ed out around the ears, hanging down to her
shoulders. Her eyeliner is a little heavy, and her lips are
so pink, but I have to admit she looks great, which I tell
her, saying, Wow, you look really nice tonight.bI like your shoes, she says in respo
nse, and then we
walk for thirty minutes without saying another word.bWe bget ba booth bat bthe b
diner, band bthe bserver bgives busb
eebeebeeee
glasses of water. Ti..any orders tea, and I say that water
is b..ne bfor bme. bAs bI bread bthe bmenu, I bworry bthat bI bwont
have benough bmoney, bwhich bis bsilly, bI bknow, because bI
have btwo btwenties bon bme band bmost bof bthe bentres bare
under bten bucks, but bI bdo bnot bknow bwhat bTi..any bwill
order, and maybe she will want dessert, and then theres
the tip.bNikki btaught bme bto bovertip; bshe bsays bwaitresses bwork
too hard for such a little bit of money. Nikki knows this
ecause bshe bwas ba bwaitress ball bthrough bcollegewhen
we were at La Salleso I always overtip when I go out
to beat bnow, bjust bto bmake bup bfor bthe btimes bin bthe bpast
when bI bfought bwith bNikki bover ba bfew bdollars, bsaying
..fteen bpercent bwas bmore bthan benough, because bno bone
tipped bme bregardless bof bwhether bI bdid bmy bjob bwell bor
not. bNow bI bam ba believer bin bovertipping, because bI bam
practicing being bkind brather bthan brightand bas bI bam
reading bthe bdiner bmenu, bI bthink, bWhat bif bI bdo bnot bhave
enough money left over for a generous tip?bI bam bworrying babout ball bof bthis
bso bmuch bthat bI bmust
have bmissed bTi..anys border, because bsuddenly btheb
waitress is saying, Sir?bWhen bI bput bmy bmenu bdown, both bTi..any band bthe
waitress are staring at me, as if they are concerned. So I
say, bRaisin bran, because bI bremember breading bthat
cereal is only $2.25.bMilk?b
lbHow much is milk?bSeventy-five cents.bI ..gure I can a..ord it, so I say, Please, an
d then hand
my menu back to the waitress.bThats it?bI nod, and the waitress sighs audibly befor
e leaving us
alone.bWhat did you order? I didnt catch it, I say to Ti..any,
trying bto bsound bpolite but bsecretly bworrying bthat bI bwill
not have enough money left over for a good tip.bJust btea, bshe bsays, band bthen
bwe both blook bout bthe
window at the cars in the parking lot.bWhen bthe braisin bran bcomes, bI bopen b
the blittle bsingle-
serving box and pour the cereal into the bowl the diner
provides bfree bof bcharge. bThe bmilk bcomes bin ba bminiature
pitcher; bI bpour bit bover bthe brown b..akes band bsugared
raisins. bI bpush bthe bowl bto bthe bmiddle bof bthe btable band
ask bTi..any bif bshe bwould blike bto bhelp bme beat bthe bcereal.
Are you bsure? she says, and bwhen I nod, she picks up
her spoon and we eat.bWhen bwe bget bthe bill, bit bis bfor b$4.59. bI bhand bou
r
waitress the two twenties, and the woman laughs, shakes
her bhead, band bsays, bChange? bWhen bI bsay, bNo, bthank
youthinking bNikki bwould bwant bme bto bovertipthe
waitress bsays bto bTi..any, bHoney, bI bhad bhim ball bwrong.
You two come back real soon. Okay? And I can tell the
woman is satis..ed with her tip because she sort of skipsb
mbebeeee
her way to the register.bTi..any bdoesnt bsay banything bon bthe bwalk bhome, bso
bI
dont either. When we get to her house, I tell her I had a
great btime. bThanks, bI bsay, band bthen bo..er ba bhandshake,
just so Tiffany will not get the wrong idea.bShe blooks bat bmy bhand band bthen
bup bat bme, but bshe
doesnt bshake. bFor ba bsecond bI bthink bshe bis bgoing bto bstart
crying bagain, but binstead bshe bsays, bRemember bwhen bI
said you could fuck me?bI bnod bslowly because bI bwish bI bdid bnot bremember bi
t bso
vividly.bI dont want you to fuck me, Pat. Okay?bOkay, I say.bShe bwalks baround bher
bparents bhouse, band bthen bI bam
alone again.
When I arrive home, my mom excitedly asks me what
we bhad bfor bdinner, band bwhen bI btell bher braisin bran, bshe
laughs band bsays, bReally, bwhat bdid byou bhave? bI bignore
her, go to my room, and lock the door.bLying down on my bed, I pick up the pictu
re of Nikki
and btell bher ball babout bmy bdate band bhow bI bgave bthe
waitress a nice tip and how sad Ti..any seems and how
much bI bcant bwait bfor bapart btime bto bend bso bNikki band bI
can share raisin bran at some diner and walk through the
cool early September airand then I am crying again.bI bury my face and sob into m
y pillow so my parentsb
mbebmbllbmbe
will not hear.b
Sing and Spell and Chan_
IW
getW
upW
atW
4:30W
a.m.W
andW
startW
liftingW
soW
IW
willW
beW
done
with my workout by kicko.., and when I ..nally come up
fromW
theW
basement,W
theW
houseW
smellsW
likeW
crabbyW
snacks,
three-meatsW
pizza,W
andW
bu..aloW
wings.W
SmellsW
good,W
I
sayW
toW
myW
momW
whileW
IW
putW
onW
myW
trashW
bag,W
andW
theU
Im out the door for a ten-mile runf
IW
amW
shockedW
toW
seeW
thatW
Ti..anyW
isW
joggingW
upW
anY
downW
theW
block,W
becauseW
sheW
didW
notW
runW
behindW
me
yesterday,W
andW
also,W
IW
amW
runningW
inW
theW
a.m.,W
whichW
ih
not my regular time to runf
IW
jogW
towardW
KnightsW
Park,W
andW
whenW
IW
lookW
overW
my
shoulder,W
IW
seeW
shesW
followingW
meW
again.W
HowW
didW
you
knowW
thatW
IW
wouldW
beW
runningW
early?W
IW
say,W
butW
she
keeps her head down and only follows silentlyf
We run our ten miles, and when I return to my house,
Ti..anyW
runsW
onW
withoutW
sayingW
anything,W
asW
ifW
weW
had
neverW
evenW
eatenW
raisinW
branW
togetherW
atW
theW
dinerW
anY
nothing has changedf
p
[
IW
seeW
myW
brothersW
silverW
BMWW
parkedW
inW
frontW
ofW
my
parentsW
house,W
soW
IW
sneakW
inW
theW
backW
door,W
runW
upW
th[
stairs,W
andW
jump intoW
theW
shower.W
WhenW
IW
..nis^
showering,W
IW
putW
onW
myW
HankW
BaskettW
jerseywhichW
my
motherW
hasW
laundered,W
gettingW
theW
makeupW
o..W
th[
numbersandW
thenW
followW
theW
soundW
ofW
theW
pregame
show to the family room, ready to root on the Birdsf
MyW
bestW
friend,W
Ronnie,W
isW
seatedW
nextW
toW
myW
brother"
whichW
surprisesW
me.W
BothW
ofW
themW
areW
wearingW
greeU
awayW
jerseysW
withW
theW
numberW
18W
andW
theW
name
StallworthW
onW
theW
backRonniesW
isW
aW
cheapW
replica
jersey with iron-on numbers, but Jakes is authentic. Dad
isW
inW
hisW
chair,W
wearingW
hisW
numberW
5W
McNabbW
replica
jerseyf
WhenW
IW
say,W
GoW
Birdh
W
myW
brotherW
stands,W
turnsW
tk
faceW
me,W
putsW
bothW
handsW
inW
theW
air,W
andW
says
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh^
until Ronnie and my dad also stand,
faceW
me,W
raiseW
theirW
handsW
inW
theW
air,W
andW
say
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh^
When I raise my hands in the air
andW
sayW
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh^
W
allW
fourW
ofW
usW
doW
theW
chant,
rapidlyW
spellingW
theW
lettersW
withW
ourW
armsW
andW
bodies
.
-
-
-'
-.
-S
W
EAGLES
shootingW
outW
twoW
arms
andW
aW
legW
toW
makeW
anW
E,W
touchingW
ourW
..ngertipsW
high
above our heads to make an A, and so forthf
When we ..nish, my brother makes his way around the
couch,W
putsW
anW
armW
aroundW
myW
shoulders,W
andW
startsW
tk
sing the ..ght song, which I remember and sing with him.
Fly, Eagles, ..n
On the road to victorn
Im so happy tk
[
_
[
_
c_
g
_
be singing with my brother I do not even get mad at him
forW
puttingW
hisW
armW
aroundW
me.W
WeW
walkW
aroundW
th[
couchW
asW
weW
sing,W
Fight,W
Eagles,W
..gh_
W
ScoreW
X
touchdown,W
one,W
two,W
thre[
W
IW
lookW
atW
myW
dad,W
andW
he
doesW
notW
lookW
away,W
butW
onlyW
startsW
singingW
withW
more
enthusiasm. Ronnie throws his arm around me, and then
I am in between my brother and my best friend. Hit em
low.W
HitW
emW
high.W
AndW
watchW
ourW
EaglesW
..n
W
IW
seeW
tha_
myW
momW
hasW
comeW
inW
toW
watch,W
andW
sheW
hasW
herW
hand
overW
herW
mouthW
againW
likeW
sheW
doesW
wheneverW
sheW
is
aboutW
toW
laugh orW
cryherW
eyesW
lookW
happy,W
soW
IW
know
she is laughing under her hands. Fly, Eagles, ..n
On the
road to victorn
And then Ronnie and Jake remove their
armsW
fromW
myW
neckW
soW
theyW
canW
makeW
theW
lettersW
agaiU
withW
theirW
bodies.W
.
-
-
-'
-.
-S
W
EAGLES
W
WereW
all
red-faced, and my father is breathing heavy, but everyone
isW
soW
happy,W
andW
forW
theW
..rstW
timeW
IW
reallyW
feelW
likeW
IW
ag
homef
MyW
momW
setsW
upW
theW
foodW
onW
TVW
trays,W
andW
theW
gam[
begins.W
ImW
notW
supposedW
toW
drink,W
IW
sayW
whenW
Mog
distributesW
theW
bottlesW
ofW
Budweiser,W
butW
myW
fatherW
says,
YouW
canW
drinkW
beerW
duringW
EaglesW
games.W
MomW
shrugs
and smiles as she hands me a cold beer. I ask my brother
and Ronnie why they arent also wearing Baskett jerseys,
sinceW
BaskettW
isW
theW
man,W
andW
theyW
tellW
meW
theW
Eagleh
wereW
ableW
toW
tradeW
forW
DontW
Stallworth,W
andW
that Dont.
StallworthW
isW
nowW
theW
man.W
BecauseW
IW
amW
wearingW
mn
BaskettW
jersey,W
IW
insist thatW
BaskettW
isW
theW
man,W
toW
whic^
et_
[
[
_
_
_
et_
_
[
g
_
c
myW
fatherW
blowsW
airW
throughW
hisW
teeth,W
andW
myW
cocky
brother says, Well see soon, which is a weird thing for
him to say, considering he was the one who gave me the
BaskettW
jerseyW
inW
theW
..rstW
placeW
andW
justW
twoW
weeksW
ago
assured me that Baskett was really the manf
MyW
motherW
watchesW
theW
gameW
nervously,W
likeW
she
alwaysW
does,W
becauseW
sheW
knowsW
thatW
ifW
theW
EaglesW
lose,
my father will be in a bad mood for an entire week and
willW
yellW
atW
herW
aW
lot.W
RonnieW
andW
JakeW
tradeW
factsW
about
di..erentW
playersW
andW
checkW
theW
screensW
onW
theirW
cell
phones for updates on other games andW
players, because
theyW
bothW
playW
fantasyW
football,W
whichW
isW
aW
computer
game that gives you points for picking players who score
touchdownsW
andW
gainW
yardage.W
AndW
IW
glanceW
overW
atW
my
fatherW
fromW
timeW
toW
time,W
makingW
sureW
heW
seesW
me
cheering,W
becauseW
IW
knowW
heW
isW
onlyW
willingW
toW
sitW
inW
the
sameW
roomW
withW
hisW
mentallyW
derangedW
sonW
asW
longW
asW
I
amW
rootingW
forW
theW
BirdsW
withW
everythingW
IW
got.W
IW
have to
admit that it feels good to sit in the same room with my
father,W
evenW
thoughW
heW
hatesW
meW
andW
IW
stillW
haveW
not
forgivenW
himW
aW
hundredW
percentW
forW
kickingW
meW
inW
th[
attic and punching me in the facef
TheW
HoustonW
TexansW
scoreW
..rst,W
andW
DadW
startsW
cursing
prettyW
loudly,W
soW
muchW
thatW
myW
motherW
leavesW
theW
room,
sayingW
sheW
willW
bringW
usW
newW
beers,W
andW
RonnieW
staresW
at
theW
television,W
pretendingW
heW
hasW
notW
heardW
whatW
my
father has said, which is, Play some fucking defense, you
piece-of-shitW
overpaidW
secondarn
W
ThisW
isW
theW
Texans,W
no_
ec[
j
_
[
ep
)
_
[
T[
_
theW
DallasW
Cowgirls.W
TheW
fuckingW
Texanh
W
JesusW
fucking
Chris_
'
Relax, Dad, Jake says. We got this.'
MomW
distributesW
theW
beers,W
andW
DadW
sipsW
quietlyW
forW
a
while,W
butW
whenW
McNabbW
throwsW
anW
interception,W
my
fatherW
startsW
pointingW
hisW
..ngerW
atW
theW
televisionW
and
cursingW
evenW
louder,W
sayingW
thingsW
aboutW
McNabbW
tha_
wouldW
makeW
myW
friendW
DannyW
goW
wild,W
becauseW
Danny
says only black people can use the n-wordf
Luckily,W
DontW
StallworthW
isW
indeedW
theW
man,W
because
when McNabb starts throwingW
to him,W
the EaglesW
build a
lead and Dad stops cursing and starts to smile againf
AtW
halftime,W
JakeW
talksW
myW
dadW
intoW
joiningW
usW
outside
forW
aW
catch,W
andW
thenW
theW
fourW
ofW
usW
areW
throwingW
a
footballW
aroundW
onW
ourW
street.W
OneW
ofW
ourW
neighbors
comes out with his son, and we let them join in. The kid
is only maybe ten, and he cannot really reach us from his
yard,W
but sinceW
he isW
wearing aW
green jersey,W
we throw it
toW
himW
againW
andW
again.W
HeW
dropsW
everyW
pass,W
butW
we
cheer for him anyway; the kid smiles wildly, and his dad
nods appreciatively at us whenever one of us catches his
eyef
JakeW
andW
IW
areW
theW
farthestW
apart,W
andW
weW
sendW
each
otherW
longW
passesW
downW
theW
streetW
andW
oftenW
haveW
toW
ruU
evenW
fartherW
toW
catch theW
throws.W
NeitherW
ofW
usW
dropsW
a
single pass, because we are excellent athletesf
My dad mostly just stands around sipping his beer, bu_
g
_
_
_
e[
_
weW
throwW
himW
someW
easyW
balls,W
whichW
heW
catchesW
with
oneW
handW
andW
thenW
tossesW
theW
footballW
underhandW
to
Ronnie,W
whoW
isW
standingW
closestW
toW
him.W
RonnieW
hasW
a
weak arm, but neither Jake nor I point this out, because
heW
isW
ourW
friendW
andW
weW
areW
allW
wearingW
greenW
andW
the
sunW
isW
shiningW
andW
theW
EaglesW
areW
winningW
andW
weW
areW
so
fullW
ofW
goodW
hotW
foodW
andW
ice-coldW
beerW
itW
doesntW
really
matter that Ronnies athletic ability is not equal to oursf
WhenW
MomW
announcesW
thatW
halftimeW
isW
almostW
over"
JakeW
runsW
overW
toW
theW
littleW
kid;W
myW
brotherW
putsW
his
hands in the air and yells Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh^
until the
kidsW
dadW
doesW
theW
sameW
thing.W
TheW
littleW
guyW
catchesW
on
afterW
onlyW
aW
second,W
putsW
hisW
handsW
inW
theW
air,W
yells
Ahhhhhhhhhh^
and then we all do the Eagles chant
spellingW
theW
lettersW
outW
withW
ourW
armsW
andW
legsbefore
running back into our respective family roomsf
DontW
StallworthW
continuesW
toW
beW
theW
manW
inW
the
secondW
half,W
gainingW
almostW
150W
yardsW
andW
aW
TD,W
while
BaskettW
doesW
notW
evenW
getW
aW
decentW
ballW
thrownW
toW
hig
andW
failsW
toW
recordW
aW
singleW
catch.W
ImW
notW
allW
thatW
upse_
aboutW
this,W
becauseW
aW
funnyW
thingW
happensW
atW
theW
endW
oj
the gamef
WhenW
theW
EaglesW
winW
2410,W
weW
allW
standW
toW
singW
th[
EaglesW
..ghtW
songW
togetherW
likeW
weW
alwaysW
doW
whenever
theW
BirdsW
winW
aW
regularW
seasonW
game.W
MyW
brotherW
throws
hisW
armsW
aroundW
RonnieW
andW
meW
andW
says,W
ComeW
on,
Dad.W
MyW
dadW
isW
aW
littleW
drunkW
fromW
allW
theW
beerW
andW
sk
happyW
aboutW
theW
EaglesW
victoryandW
theW
factW
tha_
_
_
[
[
c_
_
[
j
c_
_
_
McNabbW
threwW
forW
moreW
thanW
300W
yardsthatW
heW
lineh
upW
withW
usW
andW
throwsW
hisW
armW
aroundW
myW
shoulders,
whichW
shocksW
meW
atW
..rst,W
notW
becauseW
IW
dontW
likeW
being
touched,W
butW
because myW
fatherW
hasW
notW
putW
hisW
arm
around me in many years. The weight and warmth of his
armW
makesW
meW
feelW
good,W
andW
asW
weW
singW
theW
..ghtW
song
and do the chant afterward, I catch my mother looking at
usW
fromW
theW
kitchen,W
whereW
sheW
isW
washingW
dishes.W
She
smilesW
atW
meW
evenW
thoughW
sheW
isW
cryingW
again,W
andW
I
wonder why as I sing and spell and chantf
Jake asks Ronnie if he needs a ride home, and my best
friendW
says,W
No,W
thanks.W
HankW
BaskettW
isW
walkingW
m[
home.'
IW
am?W
IW
say,W
becauseW
HankW
BaskettW
isW
theW
name
RonnieW
andW
JakeW
calledW
meW
allW
throughoutW
theW
gameso
I know he really means mef
Yep,W
heW
says,W
andW
weW
grabW
theW
footballW
onW
theW
wan
outf
WhenW
weW
getW
toW
KnightsW
Park,W
weW
throwW
theW
footbal\
backW
andW
forth,W
standingW
onlyW
twentyW
feetW
awayW
from
eachW
otherW
becauseW
RonnieW
hasW
aW
weakW
arm,W
andW
afterW
a
fewW
catchesW
myW
bestW
friendW
asksW
meW
whatW
IW
thinkW
abou_
Tiffanyf
Nothing,W
IW
say.W
IW
dontW
thinkW
anythingW
aboutW
herW
a_
all. Why?'
VeronicaW
toldW
meW
thatW
Ti..anyW
followsW
youW
whenW
yoa
run. True?'
)
eq
I catch a wobbly pass, say, Yeah. Its sort of weird. She
knows my schedule and everything, and throw a perfect
spiral just over Ronnies right shoulder so he can catch it
on the runf
He doesnt turnf
He doesnt runf
The ball goes over his headf
Ronnie retrieves the ball, jogs back into his range, and
says,W
Ti..anyW
isW
aW
littleW
odd.W
DoW
youW
understandW
whatW
`
mean by odd, Pat?'
IW
catchW
hisW
evenW
moreW
wobblyW
passW
justW
beforeW
it
reachesW
myW
rightW
kneecap,W
andW
say,W
IW
guess.W
`
understand that Ti..any is di..erent fromW
mostW
girls,W
butW
I
also understand what it is like to be separated from your
spouse,W
whichW
isW
somethingW
RonnieW
doesW
notW
understand.
So I ask, Odd how? Odd like me?'
His face drops, and then he says, No. I didnt mean
Its just that Tiffany is seeing a therapist'
So am I.'
I know, but'
So seeing a therapist makes me odd?'
No.W
JustW
listenW
toW
meW
forW
aW
second.W
ImW
tryingW
toW
b[
your friend. Okay?'
I look down at the grass as Ronnie walks over to me. I
dont really want to hear Ronnie talk his way out of this
one, because Ronnie is the only friend I have, now that `
[
ep
[
[
_
[
j
[
[
_
_
amW
outW
ofW
theW
badW
place,W
andW
weW
haveW
hadW
suchW
aW
great
day, and the Eagles have won, and my father put his arm
around me, andv
IW
knowW
Ti..anyW
andW
youW
wentW
outW
toW
dinner,W
whichW
is
great.W
YouW
bothW
couldW
probablyW
useW
aW
friendW
who
understands loss.'
IW
dontW
likeW
theW
wayW
heW
collectivelyW
usesW
theW
word
loss,W
asW
ifW
IW
haveW
lostW
NikkiasW
inW
foreverbecauseW
`
am still riding out apart time and I have not lost her yet.
But I dont say anything, and let him continuef
Listen,W
RonnieW
says.W
IW
wantW
toW
tellW
youW
whyW
Ti..ann
was fired from her job.'
Thats none of my business.'
It is if you are going to have dinners with her. Listen,
you need to know that '
RonnieW
tellsW
meW
whatW
heW
believesW
isW
theW
storyW
ofW
hol
Ti..anyW
lostW
herW
job,W
butW
theW
wayW
heW
tellsW
itW
provesW
heW
ih
biased.W
HeW
tellsW
itW
justW
likeW
Dr.W
TimbersW
would,W
stating
whatW
heW
wouldW
callW
facts,W
withW
noW
regardW
forW
whatW
was
goingW
onW
inW
Ti..anysW
head.W
HeW
tellsW
meW
whatW
coworkers
wrote in their reports, he tells me what her boss told her
parents and what the therapist has since said to Veronica
whoW
isW
Ti..anysW
designatedW
supportW
buddyW
and
thereforeW
hasW
weeklyW
phoneW
conversationsW
withW
Ti..anys
therapistbutW
heW
neverW
onceW
tellsW
meW
whatW
Ti..any
thinksW
orW
whatW
isW
goingW
onW
inW
herW
heart:W
theW
awful
feelings,W
theW
con..ictingW
impulses,W
theW
needs,W
th[
fe[
_
[
p
c_
g
[
_
[
e[
_
e
desperation,W
everythingW
thatW
makesW
herW
di..erentW
from
RonnieW
andW
Veronica,W
whoW
haveW
eachW
otherW
andW
their
daughter,W
Emily,W
andW
aW
goodW
incomeW
andW
aW
houseW
and
everythingW
elseW
thatW
keepsW
peopleW
fromW
callingW
them
odd.W
WhatW
amazesW
meW
isW
thatW
RonnieW
isW
tellingW
meW
al\
thisW
inW
aW
friendlyW
manner,W
asW
ifW
heW
isW
tryingW
toW
saveW
me
fromW
Ti..anysW
ways,W
asW
ifW
heW
knowsW
moreW
aboutW
these
sorts of things than I do, as if I had not spent the last few
monthsW
inW
aW
mentalW
institution.W
HeW
doesW
notW
understand
Ti..any, and he sureW
as hellW
doesnt understand me, but I
doW
notW
holdW
itW
againstW
Ronnie,W
becauseW
IW
amW
practicinV
beingW
kindW
ratherW
thanW
right,W
soW
NikkiW
willW
beW
ableW
tk
love me again when apart time is overf
SoW
ImW
notW
tellingW
youW
toW
beW
meanW
orW
toW
gossipW
abou_
herjust protect yourself, okay? Ronnie says, and I nod.
Well,W
IW
betterW
beW
gettingW
homeW
toW
Veronica.W
MaybeW
Il\
drop in this week for a lifting session? Cool?'
IW
nodW
againW
andW
watchW
himW
jogW
awayW
fromW
me,W
the
bouncyW
stepsW
suggestingW
thatW
heW
thinksW
hisW
missionW
is
accomplished.W
ItW
isW
obviousW
heW
wasW
onlyW
allowedW
to
watch the game becauseW
Veronica wantedW
him toW
talk to
meW
aboutW
Ti..any,W
probablyW
becauseW
VeronicaW
thoughtW
`
might take advantage of her nymphomaniac sister, which
makesW
meW
veryW
mad,W
andW
beforeW
IW
knowW
it,W
ImW
ringinV
the Websters doorbellf
Hello?W
Ti..anysW
momW
saysW
toW
meW
whenW
theW
door
opens.W
SheW
isW
older-looking,W
withW
grayW
hairW
andW
aW
heavy
sweater-coat, even though it is only September and she ih
[
t[
p
_
[
[
_
_
[
teg
[
e
insidef
May I speak with Tiffany?'
Youre Ronnies friend, right? Pat Peoples?'
I only nod, because I know Mrs. Webster knows who I
amf
DoW
youW
mindW
ifW
IW
askW
whatW
youW
wantW
withW
our
daughter?'
WhosW
there?W
IW
hearW
Ti..anysW
fatherW
callW
fromW
th[
other roomf
ItsW
justW
RonniesW
friend,W
PatW
Peopleh
W
Mrs.W
Webster
yells.W
ToW
meW
sheW
says,W
SoW
whatW
doW
youW
wantW
withW
our
Tiffany?'
IW
lookW
downW
atW
theW
footballW
inW
myW
handW
andW
say,W
`
wantW
toW
haveW
aW
catch.W
ItsW
aW
beautifulW
afternoon.W
Maybe
she would like to get some fresh air in the park?'
Just a catch? Mrs. Webster saysf
IW
holdW
upW
myW
weddingW
ringW
toW
proveW
IW
doW
notW
wantW
tk
haveW
sexW
withW
herW
daughter,W
andW
say,W
Listen,W
Im
married. I just want to be Tiffanys friend, okay?'
Mrs.W
WebsterW
looksW
aW
littleW
surprisedW
byW
myW
answer,
which is odd because I was sure that was the answer she
wanted to hear. But after a moment she says, Go around
back and knock on the door.'
So I knock on the back door, but no one answersf
I knock three more times and then leavef
ImW
halfwayW
throughW
theW
parkW
whenW
IW
hearW
aW
swishn
g
j
_
_
[
[
e
soundW
behindW
me.W
WhenW
IW
turnW
around,W
Ti..anyW
isW
speed
walking toward me, wearing a pink tracksuit made from
aW
materialW
thatW
swishesW
whenW
oneW
pantW
legW
rubsW
against
theW
other.W
WhenW
sheW
isW
aboutW
..veW
feetW
away,W
IW
throwW
hei
aW
light,W
girlyW
pass,W
butW
sheW
stepsW
asideW
andW
theW
footbal\
falls to the groundf
What do you want? she saysf
Want to have a catch?'
I hate football. I told you this, no?'
Since she doesnt want to have a catch, I decide Ill just
askW
herW
myW
question:W
WhyW
doW
youW
followW
meW
whenW
`
run?'
Honestly?'
Yeah, I sayf
SheW
squintsW
herW
eyesW
andW
makesW
herW
faceW
lookW
mean.
Im scouting you.'
What?'
I said Im scouting you.'
Why?'
To see if you are fit enough.'
Fit enough for what?'
ButW
insteadW
ofW
answeringW
myW
question,W
sheW
says,W
Im
alsoW
scoutingW
yourW
workW
ethic,W
yourW
endurance,W
theW
wan
youW
dealW
withW
mentalW
strain,W
yourW
abilityW
toW
persevere
whenW
youW
areW
unsureW
ofW
whatW
isW
happeningW
aroundW
you,
and'
Why?'
I cant tell you yet, she saysf
Why not?'
Because I havent finished scouting you.'
When she walks away, I follow her past the pond, ovei
theW
footbridge,W
andW
outW
ofW
theW
park.W
ButW
neitherW
ofW
uh
speaks againf
SheW
leadsW
meW
toW
HaddonW
Avenue,W
andW
weW
walkW
byW
the
newW
storesW
andW
swankyW
restaurants,W
passingW
lotsW
ofW
other
pedestrians,W
kidsW
onW
skateboards,W
andW
menW
whoW
raise
theirW
..stsW
inW
theW
airW
andW
say,W
GoW
Eagleh
W
whenW
theyW
se[
my Hank Baskett jerseyf
Ti..anyW
turnsW
o..W
HaddonW
AvenueW
andW
weavesW
throug^
residentialW
blocksW
untilW
weW
areW
inW
frontW
ofW
myW
parents
house,W
whereW
sheW
stops,W
looksW
atW
me,W
andafterW
almost
an hour of silencesays, Did your team win?'
I nod. Twenty-four to ten.'
Lucky you, Tiffany says, and then walks awayf
The Best Therapist in the Entire World
The Monday morning after the Eagles beat the Texans, a
funny thing happens. Im doing some initial stretching in
the basement, ..when my father ..comes down for ..the ..rst
time since I have been home...
Pat? he says...
I ..stop ..stretching, ..stand ..up, ..and ..face ..him. ..Hes ..on ..the
last step, stopped as if he is afraid to set a foot down on
my territory...
Dad?..
You certainly got a lot of equipment down here...
I ..dont ..say ..anything, ..because ..I ..know ..he ..is ..probably
mad at my mother for buying me a gym...
Theres ..pretty ..good ..Eagles ..coverage ..in ..the ..papers
today, ..he ..says, ..and ..then ..extends ..the ..sports ..sections ..of
the Courier-Post ..and The Philadelphia Inquirer to me. I
got up early and ..nished reading both so that you could
keep ..up ..with ..the ..team. ..By ..your ..comments yesterday
during ..the ..game, ..I ..could ..tell ..you dont ..know ..all ..of ..the..
r..n..m..c..n..n..
players, and I thought maybe youd like to follow along
this ..season ..now ..that ..youre ..home ..andwell, ..Ill ..justleave them on the
top step from now on...
Im too shocked to speak or move, because my fatherhas taken the sports pages with
him to work ever since
Jake and I were little kids. Jake used to ..ght with Dad..
all the time about this, asking him to at least bring home
the ..sports ..sections ..after ..work ..so ..we ..could ..read ..the
articles after we ..nished our homework. But Dad always
left with the papers before we were out of bed, and he
never ..brought ..the ..sports ..sections ..home ..for ..us ..ever,
saying ..he ..forgot ..or ..lost ..them ..at ..work. ..Jake ..nally..
subscribed ..himself ..when ..he ..got ..his ..rst ..job ..stocking
shelves ..at ..the ..local ..Big ..Foods, ..and ..this ..was ..when ..we
started ..reading ..the ..daily ..sports ..pages ..together ..everymorning befor
e school. He was twelve; I was thirteen...
I do three hundred sit-ups on the Stomach Master 6000before ..I ..allow ..myself
..to ..pick ..up ..the ..paper ..from ..the
bottom step. As my stomach muscles crunch and burn, I
worry that my father is only playing a mean trick on me
and ..that ..the ..papers ..will ..be ..the ..entertainment ..or ..food
sections, but when I ..nish the sit-ups and make my way
to the steps, I see that Dad really did leave me the sportssections of both pape
rs...
When it is time for me to take my a.m. pills, I ..nd mymom in the kitchen cookin
g eggs. My plate is set at the
breakfast bar, and my ..ve morning pills are laid out in a
line on a napkin...
p..
Look, I say, and hold up what my father gave me...
Sports pages, eh? Mom says over the sound of frying
eggs...
Yeah. ..I ..sit ..down ..and ..pop ..all ..ve ..pills ..into ..my
mouth, trying to decide how many I will swallow today.
But why?..
Mom scrapes the eggs from the pan and onto my plate
with her ..spatula. ..She ..smiles ..and ..says, ..Your ..father ..is..
trying, ..Pat. ..But ..I ..wouldnt ..ask ..too ..many ..questions ..if ..I
were you. Take what he gives you and be happythats
what we do, right?..
She smiles at me hopefully, and right then I decide to
swallow all ..ve pills, so I take a sip of water and do just
that...
Every day that week, I hear the basement door open and
close, ..and ..when ..I ..check ..the ..top ..step, ..I ..nd ..the ..sports
sections, ..which ..I ..read ..from ..cover ..to ..cover ..while ..I ..eat
breakfast with Mom...
The ..big ..news ..is ..the ..upcoming ..Giants ..game, ..which
everyone thinks will be the key to winning the NFC East,
especially ..since ..the ..Giants ..have ..already ..lost ..to ..the
Indianapolis Colts in game one. A loss will put them at
02 and the Eagles at 20. The game is being hyped as a
big one, and I have a ticket, thanks to Jake, which makes
me really excited...
mr..c..
Each ..night, ..I ..wait ..for ..my ..dad ..to ..come ..home ..from
work, hoping he might want to talk about the upcoming
game ..with ..meso ..I can use the ..current ..players ..names
and ..prove ..to ..him ..that ..I ..am ..a ..real ..fan ..againbut ..he
always takes his dinner into his study and locks the door.
A few times I actually go to his study and raise a ..st to
knock, ..but ..I ..chicken ..out ..every ..night. ..Mom ..says, ..Give..
him time...
Sitting ..in ..the ..brown ..recliner, ..I ..talk ..about ..my ..dad ..with
Dr. ..Cli.. ..during ..my Friday appointment. I ..tell ..him ..how
Dad ..is ..leaving ..me ..the ..sports ..sections ..now, ..and ..how ..I..
know ..this ..is ..a ..huge ..deal ..for ..Dad, ..but ..I ..wish ..he ..would
talk ..to ..me ..more. ..Cli.. ..listens, ..but ..says ..little ..about ..my
father. ..Instead ..he ..keeps ..bringing ..up ..Ti..any, ..which ..is
sort of annoying because she has only been following me
when I run, and thats about it...
Your ..mother ..says ..you ..are ..going ..to ..the ..beach ..with
Ti..any ..tomorrow, ..Cli.. ..says, ..and ..then ..smiles ..like ..men
sometimes ..do ..when ..they ..are ..talking ..about ..women ..and
sex...
Im going with Ronnie and Veronica and baby Emily
too. ..The ..whole ..point ..is ..to ..take ..Emily ..to ..the ..beach..
because ..she ..did ..not ..get ..to ..go much ..this ..summer ..and ..it
will be cold soon. Little kids love the beach, Cliff...
Are you excited about going?..
Sure. I guess. I mean, Ill have to get up super early to..
r..mn..ppr..r
get a good workout in and ..nish when we come home,..
but..
What about seeing Tiffany in a bathing suit?..
I blink several times before I grasp what he has said to
me...
You said before that she has a nice body, Cli.. adds.
Are ..you ..looking ..forward ..to ..seeing ..it? ..Maybe ..she ..will
wear a bikini. What do you think?..
I ..feel ..mad ..for ..a ..secondbecause ..my ..therapist ..is ..sort
of ..being ..disrespectfulbut ..then ..I ..realize ..Cli.. ..is ..testing
my ..morals ..again, ..making ..sure ..I ..am ..t ..to ..be ..out ..of ..the
mental ..institution, ..so ..I ..smile, ..nod, ..and ..say, ..Cli.., ..Im..
married, remember?..
He nods back wisely and winks, making me feel like I
passed the test...
We ..talk ..a ..little ..more ..about ..how ..I ..made ..it ..through ..a
whole ..week ..without ..having ..an ..episode, ..which ..is
evidence that the drugs are working, according to Cli..
because ..he ..doesnt ..know ..I ..spit ..at ..least ..half ..of ..the ..pills
into ..the ..toiletand ..when ..it ..is ..time ..for ..me ..to ..go, ..Cli..
says, I just have one more thing to say to you...
What?..
He ..shocks ..me ..by ..jumping ..to ..his ..feet, ..throwing ..both
hands in the air, and yelling Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!..
So I jump to my feet, throw both hands in the air, and
yell Ahhhhhhhhhhh! too...
[
E!-A!-G!-L!-E!-S!W
EAGLES!W
weW
chantW
inW
unisonl
spelling the letters with our arms and legs, and suddenly
I am so happyn
Cli..W
predictsW
aW
2114W
EaglesW
victoryW
asW
heW
walksW
me
out of his o..ce, and after I agree with his prognosis, we
enterW
theW
waitingW
roomW
andW
myW
motherW
says,W
WereW
you
two just doing the Eagles chant?8
Cliff raises his eyebrows and shrugs his shoulders at my
mother,W
butW
whenW
heW
turnsW
toW
walkW
backW
intoW
hisW
o..ce,
heW
beginsW
whistlingW
Fly,W
Eagles,W
Fly,W
atW
whichW
pointW
I
knowW
thatW
IW
amW
seeingW
theW
bestW
therapistW
inW
theW
entire
worldn
OnW
theW
driveW
home,W
myW
motherW
asksW
meW
ifW
Cli..W
andW
I
talkedW
aboutW
anythingW
otherW
thanW
EaglesW
footballW
during
theW
therapyW
session,W
andW
insteadW
ofW
answeringW
her
question,W
IW
say,W
DoW
youW
thinkW
thatW
DadW
willW
startW
talking
to me at night if the Eagles beat the Giants?8
MomW
frowns,W
gripsW
theW
steeringW
wheelW
aW
littleW
harder.
TheW
sadW
realityW
isW
heW
might,W
Pat.W
HeW
reallyW
might,W
she
says, and I start to get my hopes upn
Tiffanys Head Floating over the Wave[
When xRonnie xpicks xme xup xin xhis xminivanwhich xhas
three rows of seatsTi..any is already buckled in next to
Emilys xcar xseat, xso xI xclimb xinto xthe xvery xback, xcarrying
the xfootball xand xthe xbag xmy xmother xpacked xme, xwhich
contains xa xtowel, xa xchange xof xclothes, xand xa xbagged
lunch, even though I told Mom that Ronnie was bringing
hoagies from the local deli.xOf xcourse xmy xmother xfeels xthe xneed xto xstand
xon xthe
front xporch xand xwave, xas xif xI xwere x..ve xyears xold.
Veronica, xwho xis xriding xin xthe xfront xpassengers xseat,
leans xover xRonnie xand xyells xto xmy xmother. xThanks xfor
the xwine xand x..owers! xMy xmother xtakes xthis xas xan
invitation xto xwalk xto xthe xminivan xand xhave xa
conversation.xHow xdo xyou xlike xthe xout..t xI xbought xfor xPat? xmy
mom says when she reaches Ronnies window. She ducks
down xand xtakes xa xlong xlook xat xTi..any, xbut xTi..any xhas
already xturned xher xhead xaway xfrom xmy xmother xand xisx
dxdhxhdwxhxdslooking out the window at the house across the street.x
The xout..t xI xam xwearing xis xridiculous: xa xbright xorangepolo shirt, brigh
t green swimming shorts, and flip-flops. I
did xnot xwant xto xwear xany xof xthis, xbut xI xknew xVeronica
was xlikely xto xmake xa xfuss xif xI xwore xone xof xmy xcuto.. xT-
shirts xand xa xpair xof xworkout xshorts. xSince xVeronica xand
my xmother xhave xpretty xmuch xthe xsame xtaste, xI xallowed
my xmother xto xdress xmeplus, xit xmakes xMom xreallyxhappy.x
He xlooks xgreat, xMrs. xPeoples, xVeronica xsays, xandRonnie nods in agreement.x
Hello, xTi..any, xmy xmother xsays, xsticking xher xheadinto the car a little more
, but Tiffany ignores her.x
Ti..any? Veronica says, but Ti..any continues to stareout the window.x
Have you met Emily yet? Ronnie asks, and then he is
out xof xthe xcar xand xEmily xis xunbuckled xfrom xher xcar xseat
and xplaced xin xmy xmothers xarms. xMoms xvoice xgets xall
funny xas xshe xtalks xto xEmily, xand xstanding xnext xto xMom,
Veronica and Ronnie are all smiles.x
This goes on for a few minutes, until Ti..any turns herhead xand xsays, xI xthoug
ht xwe xwere xgoing xto xthe xbeachx
today.x
Sorry, Mrs. Peoples, Veronica says. My sister can bea xlittle xblunt xsometimes, xb
ut xwe xprobably xshould xget
going so we can have lunch on the beach.xMy mother quickly nods and says, Have a g
ood time,x
hxqxdsxdxsxsxHxdx
Pat, xas xRonnie xbuckles xEmily xback xinto xher xcar xseat.
Again I feel like I am five.xOn the way to the shore, Ronnie and Veronica talk t
o
Ti..any xand xme xthe xsame xway xthey xtalk xto xEmilyas xif
they xare xnot xreally xexpecting xa xresponse, xsaying xthings
that really dont need to be said at all. Cant wait to get
on xthe xbeach. xWere xgoing xto xhave xsuch xa xgood xtime.
What xshould xwe xdo x..rstswim, xwalk xthe beach, xorx
throw xthe xfootball? xSuch xa xnice xday. xAre xyou xguys
having fun? Cant wait to eat those hoagies!xAfter twenty minutes of non-talk, Tiffan
y says, Can we
please xhave xsome xquiet xtime? xand xwe xride xthe xrest xof
the xway xlistening xto xthe xyelling xnoises xEmily xmakes
what her parents claim is singing.xWe xdrive xthrough xOcean xCity xand xover xa
xbridge xto xa
beach xI xdo xnot xknow. xLittle xless xcrowded xdown xhere,x
Ronnie explains.xWhen xwe xpark, xEmily xis xput xinto xwhat xlooks xlike xa
cross xbetween xa xstroller xand xa x44 xvehicle, xwhich
Veronica xpushes. xTi..any xcarries xthe xumbrella. xRonnie
and I carry the cooler, each of us grabbing a handle. We
take a wooden walkway over a sand dune covered with
sea oats and find that we have the beach all to ourselves.xNot another person an
ywhere to be seen.xAfter xa xbrief xdiscussion xabout xwhether xthe xtide xis
coming in or out, Veronica picks a dry patch and tries to
spread xout xthe xblanket xwhile xRonnie xbegins xdigging xthex
sj
_
g
wg
[
_
h
umbrella\
spike\
into\
the\
sand.\
But\
there\
is\
a\
breeze,\
and
Veronica has some trouble, as the wind keeps folding the
blanket over%
If\
it\
were\
anyone\
but\
Veronica,\
I\
would\
grab\
a\
corner
and help, but I do not want to get yelled at, so I wait for
instructions\
before\
I\
do\
anything.\
Ti..any\
does\
the\
same"
but Veronica fails to ask for help%
Maybe\
some\
sand\
gets\
kicked\
up\
or\
something,
because Emily starts screaming and rubbing her eyes%
Nice, Tiffany says%
Veronica\
immediately\
attends\
to\
Emily,\
telling\
her\
to
blink, demonstrating what to do, but Emily only screams
even louder%
I\
cant\
take\
a\
crying\
baby\
right\
now,\
Ti..any\
adds.
Make her stop crying. Veronica, would you please make
her"
Remember\
what\
Dr.\
Lily\
said?\
What\
did\
we\
talk
about\
this\
morning?\
Veronica\
says\
over\
her\
shoulder,
shooting\
Ti..any\
a\
serious\
look\
before\
turning\
her
attention back to Emily%
So\
now\
were\
talking\
about\
my\
therapist\
in\
front\
of
Pat?\
You\
fucking\
bitch,\
Ti..any\
says,\
shaking\
her\
head,
and then she is walking away from us quickly%
Christ,\
Veronica\
says.\
Ronnie,\
can\
you\
handle
Emily?"
Ronnie\
nods\
solemnly,\
and\
then\
Veronica\
is\
runnind
dsxsxdxhxVxs
after xTi..any, xsaying, xTi..? xCome xback. xCome xon. xImx
sorry. Im really sorry.xRonnie x..ushes xEmilys xeyes xwith xbottled xwater, xand
after xten xminutes xor xso, xshe xstops xcrying. xWe xget xthe
blanket xspread xout xunder xthe xshade xof xthe xumbrella,
weighting xthe xcorners xdown xwith xthe xcooler, xour x..ip-
..ops xand xsandals, xand xEmilys xsuper xstrollerbut
Veronica and Tiffany do not come back.xAfter xevery xinch xof xEmilys xskin xis x
coated xwith
sunscreen, xRonnie xand xI xplay xwith xher xdown xat xthe
waters xedge. xShe xlikes xrunning xafter xthe xwaves xas xthey
recede. xShe xlikes xdigging xin xthe xsand, xand xwe xhave xto
watch xto xmake xsure xshe xdoes xnot xeat xthe xsand, xwhich
seems weird to me, because why would anyone want to
eat xsand? xRonnie xcarries xEmily xout xinto xthe xocean, xand
we all float over the waves for a time.xI xask xif xwe xshould xbe xworried xabo
ut xVeronica xand
Ti..any, xand xRonnie xsays, xNo. xTheyre xjust xhaving xa
therapy session somewhere on the beach. Theyll be back
soon.xI dont like the way he emphasizes the word therapy,
as xif xtherapy xwere xsome xsort xof xridiculous xidea, xbut xI
dont say anything.xAfter xwe xdry xo.., xwe xall xlie xdown xon xthe xblanket
Ronnie and Emily in the shade, and me in the sun. I doze
off pretty quickly.xWhen xI xopen xmy xeyes, xRonnies xface xis xnext xto xmine;x
hpxsss
hes xsleeping. xI xfeel xa xtap xon xmy xshoulder, xand xwhen xI
roll xover, xI xsee that xEmily xhas xwalked xaround xtheblanket. She smiles at
me and says, Pap.x
Let xDaddy xsleep, xI xwhisper, xand xthen xpick xher xupand carry her down to the
water.x
For a while we sit and dig a small hole in the wet sand
with xour xhands, xbut xthen xEmily xstands xand xchases xthefoam of a receding
wave, laughing and pointing.x
Want to go swimming? I ask her, and she nods once,
so xI xscoop xher xup xinto xmy xarms xand xbegin xto xwade xout
into the water.x
The surf has picked up some and the waves have a lotmore xheight, xso xI xquickl
y xwalk xpast xthe xbreakers xto
where the water is up to my chest. Emily and I begin to
..oat over the swells. As the waves grow in size, I have to
jump xand xkick xreally xhard xto xkeep xboth xof xour xheads
above water, but Emily loves it and begins squealing and
laughing and clapping her hands every time we ..oat up.
This goes on for a good ten minutes, and I am so happy;
I kiss her chubby cheeks over and over. Something about
Emily xmakes xme xwant xto x..oat xover xwaves xwith xher xfor
the rest of my life, and I decide that when apart time isx
done, xI will xmake xa daughter xwith xNikki ASAP, xbecause
nothing xhas xmade xme xeven xclose xto xthis xhappy xsinceapart time began.x
The swells get even bigger. I lift Emily up and put heron xmy xshoulders xso xsh
e xwill xnot xhave xher xface xsplashedx
sg
_
[
[
sg
p
g
g
sj
sg
_
by\
the\
waves,\
and\
her\
squeals\
seem\
to\
suggest\
that\
she
likes being so high in the air%
We float up%
We float down%
We are so happy%
We are so, so happy%
But then I hear someone screaming%
Pat! Pat! Paaaaaaat!"
I\
turn\
and\
see\
that\
Veronica\
is\
running\
very\
quickly
down the beach, with Ti..any trailing far behind. I worry
that\
maybe\
something\
is\
wrong,\
so\
I\
start\
to\
make\
my
way in%
The\
waves\
are\
pretty\
big\
now,\
and\
I\
have\
to\
take
Emily down from my shoulders and hold her against my
chest\
to\
ensure\
her\
safety,\
but\
soon\
we\
are\
able\
to
negotiate our way back to Veronica, who is now running
into the surf%
When\
I\
get\
closer,\
Veronica\
seems\
to\
be\
very\
upset.
Emily starts to scream and reach for her mother%
What\
the\
hell\
are\
you\
doing?\
Veronica\
says\
to\
me
when I hand Emily over to her%
Im just swimming with Emily, I say%
Veronicas\
screaming\
must\
have\
woken\
up\
Ronnie,
because he has run down to meet us. What happened?"
You\
let Pat\
take\
Emily\
out\
into\
the\
ocean?\
Veronica
says,\
and\
by\
the\
way\
she\
says\
my\
name,\
its\
obvious\
sh^
sxsxdxhxwxshxsxsxsxsxsh
does xnot xwant xEmily xto xbe xleft xalone xwith xme, xbecause
she xthinks xI xam xgoing xto xhurt xEmily xsomehow, xwhich xis
unfairespecially xsince xEmily xonly xstarted xcrying xwhen
she heard Veronica screaming, so really Veronica was the
one who upset her own daughter.xWhat did you do to her? Ronnie says to me.xNothing,
I say. We were only swimming.xWhat were you doing? Veronica says to Ronnie.xI must of
fallen asleep, andxJesus Christ, Ronnie. You left Emily alone with him?xThe xway xV
eronica xsays xhim, xEmily xcrying, xRonniex
accusing xme xof xdoing xsomething xawful xto xhis xdaughter,
the xsun xburning xmy xbare xchest xand xback, xTi..any
watching xnowsuddenly xI xfeel xas xthough xI xmight
explode. xI xde..nitely xfeel xan xepisode xcoming xon, xso
before xI xblow xup, xI xdo xthe xonly xthing xI xcan xthink xof: xIx
start xrunning xdown xthe xbeach xaway xfrom xVeronica xand
Ronnie xand xEmily and xthe xcrying xand xthe xaccusations. xI
run as fast as I can, and suddenly I realize that now I am
crying, xprobably xbecause xI xwas xonly xswimming xwith
Emily and it felt so right and I was trying to be good and
thought xI was being good and I let my best friend down
and xVeronica xscreamed xat xme xand xits xnot xfair xbecause xI
have xbeen xtrying xso xhard xand xhow xlong xcan xthis xfucking
movie xlast xand xhow xmuch xmore xdo xI xneed xto ximprovex
myself andxTiffany passes me.x
j
s[
[
She runs by me like a blur%
Suddenly, only one thing matters: I need to pass her%
I start running faster and catch up to her, but she picks
up\
her\
speed\
and\
we\
run\
side\
by\
side\
for\
a\
time\
until\
I
..nd\
that\
gear\
women\
do\
not\
have,\
and\
I\
blow\
by\
her
and\
maintain\
my\
man\
speed\
for\
a\
minute\
or\
so\
before\
I
slow\
down\
and\
allow\
her\
to\
catch\
up\
with\
me.\
We\
jog
side\
by\
side\
on\
the\
beach\
for\
a\
long\
time,\
neither\
of\
us
saying a word%
What\
feels\
like\
an\
hour\
passes\
before\
we\
turn\
around,
and\
what\
feels\
like\
another\
hour\
passes\
before\
we\
see
Ronnie\
and\
Veronicas\
umbrella,\
but\
before\
we\
reach
them, Tiffany veers into the ocean%
I follow herrunning directly into the wavesand the
salt water feels so cool on my skin after a long run. Soon
we\
are\
in\
too\
deep\
to\
stand,\
and\
Ti..anys\
head\
is
..oating\
over\
the\
waves,\
which\
have\
calmed\
down
considerably.\
Her\
face\
is\
a\
little\
tan\
and\
her\
hair\
hangs
dark\
and\
wet\
and\
natural\
and\
I\
see\
freckles\
on\
her\
nose
that were not there earlier that morningso I swim over
to her%
A\
wave\
lifts\
me\
up,\
and\
when\
I\
come\
down\
over\
the
other\
side,\
I\
am\
surprised\
that\
our\
faces\
are\
very\
close.
For\
a\
second\
Ti..any\
reminds\
me\
so\
much\
of\
Nikki,\
I
worry\
we\
might\
accidentally\
kiss,\
but\
Ti..any\
swims\
a
few\
feet\
away\
from\
me\
before\
this\
happens,\
and\
I\
am
thankful%
hxHer xtoes xcome xup xout xof xthe xwater, xand xshe xbegins xto
float, facing the horizon.xI xlean xback, xstare xat xthe xline xwhere xsky xmee
ts xwater,
allow my toes to rise, and ..oat next to Ti..any for a long
time, neither of us saying anything.xWhen xwe xwalk xback xto xthe xblanket, xEm
ily xis xsleeping
with xa x..st xin xher xmouth, xand xVeronica xand xRonnie xarex
lying down, holding hands in the shade. When we stand
over xthem, xthey xsquint xand xsmile xat xus xlike xnothing xbad
had happened earlier.xHow was your run? Ronnie asks.xWe want to go home now, Tiffany
says.xWhy? xRonnie xsays, xsitting xup. xWe xhavent xeven
eaten our lunch. Pat, you really want to go home?xVeronica says nothing.xI xlook
xup xat xthe xsky. xNo xclouds xat xall. xNothing xbutx
blue. xYeah, xI xdo, xI xtell xhim, xand xthen xwe xare xin xthe
minivan driving back to Collingswood.x
A Hive Full of Green BeeP
Ahhhhhhhhh!T
I sit up, my heart pounding. When my eyes focus, I see
my dad standing at my bedside with his hands above his
head; hes wearing his number 5 McNabb jersey^
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! he continues to scream, until I get
out of bed, raise my hands, and say Ahhhhhhhhhh!T
We do the chant, spelling the letters with our arms and
legs. E!-A!-G!-L!-E!-S! EAGLES! When we ..nish, instead
ofB
sayingB
goodB
morningB
orB
anythingB
else,B
myB
father
simply jogs out of my room^
IB
lookB
atB
theB
clock,B
andB
itB
readsB
5:59B
a.m.B
TheB
game
startsB
atB
oneB
oclock.B
IB
promisedB
toB
joinB
JakesB
tailgate
partyB
byB
ten,B
whichB
givesB
meB
twoB
hoursB
toB
liftB
andB
an
hourB
to runsoB
I lift,B
and Ti..anyB
is outsideB
at 8:00 a.m.
just like she said she would be^
We do a short runmaybe only six or seven miles^
After a shower, I put on my Baskett jersey and ask my
mom for a ride to the PATCO station, but she says, YouM
[
Taj
a
driver is waiting for you outside. Mom kisses me on the
cheekB
andB
handsB
meB
someB
money.B
HaveB
fun,B
andB
dont
let your brother drink too much.T
Outside, I see Dad in his sedan; the engine is running. I
getB
intoB
theB
carB
andB
say,B
Dad,B
areB
youB
goingB
toB
the
game?T
IB
wishB
IB
could,B
heB
says,B
andB
thenB
weB
backB
outB
ofB
the
driveway^
TheB
truthB
isB
thatB
myB
fatherB
isB
stillB
servingB
aB
self-
imposedB
banB
andB
isB
thereforeB
notB
allowedB
toB
attend
EaglesB
games.B
InB
theB
earlyB
eighties,B
DadB
gotB
intoB
aB
..ght
withB
aB
DallasB
CowboysB
fanB
whoB
daredB
toB
sitB
inB
theB
700
Level,B
whichB
wereB
theB
cheapB
seatsB
atB
theB
Vet,B
whereB
the
die-hard Eagles fans sat^
TheB
storyB
IB
heardB
fromB
myB
since-deceasedB
uncleB
was
this.
When the Cowboys scored a touchdown, this Dallas fan
jumpedB
upB
andB
beganB
cheeringB
realB
loudly,B
soB
people
startedB
throwingB
beersB
andB
hotB
dogsB
atB
him.B
TheB
only
problem was that my dad was sitting in the row in front
ofB
thisB
DallasB
fan,B
soB
theB
beerB
andB
mustardB
andB
food
rained down on Dad too^
Apparently,B
DadB
lostB
it,B
attackedB
theB
DallasB
fan,B
and
beatB
himB
withinB
anB
inchB
ofB
hisB
life.B
MyB
fatherB
was
actuallyB
arrested,B
convictedB
ofB
aggravatedB
assault,B
and
incarceratedB
forB
threeB
months.B
IfB
myB
uncleB
hadntB
made
theB
mortgageB
payments,B
weB
wouldB
haveB
lostB
theB
house^
ga]
[
a
DadB
didB
loseB
hisB
seasonB
ticketB
andB
hasB
notB
beenB
toB
an
Eagles game since.
JakeB
saysB
weB
couldB
getB
DadB
in,B
sinceB
noB
oneB
actually
checks IDs at the gate, but Dad wont go back, saying, As
longB
asB
theyB
letB
theB
opposingB
fansB
inB
ourB
house,B
IB
cant
trust myself.T
ThisB
isB
sortB
ofB
funny,B
becauseB
twenty-..veB
yearsB
after
DadB
beatB
theB
hellB
outB
ofB
thatB
DallasB
fan,B
heB
isB
justB
aB
fat
oldB
manB
whoB
isB
notB
likelyB
toB
beatB
upB
anotherB
fatB
old
man,B
letB
aloneB
aB
rowdyB
DallasB
fanB
withB
theB
gutsB
toB
wear
a Cowboys jersey to an Eagles game. AlthoughB
myB
father
did hit me pretty hard in the attic just a few weeks ago
so maybe he is wise to stay away from the games^
WeB
driveB
overB
theB
hospital-greenB
WaltB
Whitman
Bridge,B
andB
heB
talksB
aboutB
howB
thisB
justB
mightB
beB
an
importantB
dayB
inB
EaglesB
history,B
especiallyB
sinceB
the
GiantsB
wonB
bothB
gamesB
lastB
year.B
Revenge!B
heB
keeps
yelling indiscriminately. He alsoB
tells meB
I haveB
to cheer
realB
loudlyB
soB
EliB
ManningwhoB
IB
knowB
(fromB
reading
theB
sportsB
pages)B
isB
theB
GiantsB
QBwillB
notB
beB
ableB
to
talkB
orB
hearB
duringB
theB
huddles.B
ScreamB
yourB
goddamn
lungsB
out,B
becauseB
youreB
theB
twelfthB
man!B
DadB
says.
TheB
wayB
heB
talksB
atB
meneverB
reallyB
pausingB
long
enough for me to say any-thingmakes him sound crazy,
IB
know,B
evenB
thoughB
mostB
peopleB
thinkB
IB
amB
theB
crazy
person in the family^
WhenB
weB
areB
stopped,B
waitingB
inB
lineB
toB
payB
thF
W[
aga
bridge toll, Dad quits his Eagles rant long enough to say,
ItsB
goodB
thatB
youB
areB
goingB
toB
theB
gamesB
withB
Jake
again.B
YourB
brothersB
missedB
youB
aB
lot.B
YouB
doB
realize
that,B
right?B
YouB
needB
toB
makeB
timeB
forB
familyB
noB
matter
whatB
happensB
inB
yourB
life,B
becauseB
JakeB
andB
your
mother need you.T
ThisB
isB
aB
prettyB
ironicB
thingB
forB
himB
toB
say,B
especially
since he has hardly said anything to me since I have been
homeB
andB
neverB
reallyB
spendsB
anyB
timeB
withB
meB
orB
my
motherB
orB
JakeB
atB
all,B
butB
IB
amB
gladB
myB
fatherB
isB
..nally
talkingB
toB
me.B
AllB
theB
timeB
IB
haveB
everB
spentB
withB
Jake
orB
himB
hasB
alwaysB
revolvedB
aroundB
sportsmostly
EaglesandB
IB
knowB
thisB
isB
allB
heB
canB
reallyB
a..ord
emotionally, so I take it, and say, I wish you were going
to the game, Dad.T
MeB
too,B
heB
says,B
andB
thenB
handsB
theB
tollB
collectorB
a
five^
AfterB
takingB
theB
..rstB
o..-ramp,B
heB
depositsB
meB
about
tenB
blocksB
awayB
fromB
theB
newB
stadiumB
soB
heB
canB
turn
aroundB
andB
avoidB
tra..c. YoureB
onB
yourB
ownB
coming
home,B
heB
saysB
asB
IB
getB
out.B
ImB
notB
drivingB
backB
into
this zoo.T
IB
thankB
himB
forB
theB
ride,B
andB
justB
beforeB
IB
shutB
the
door,B
heB
raisesB
hisB
handsB
inB
theB
carB
andB
yells
Ahhhhhhhhh!B
soB
IB
raiseB
myB
handsB
andB
yell
Ahhhhhhhh!B
AB
groupB
ofB
menB
drinkingB
beersB
outB
ofB
a
nearbyB
carB
trunkB
hearB
us,B
soB
theyB
raiseB
theirB
handsB
an\
aj
a[
aaa
yellB
Ahhhhhhhhhh!B
MenB
unitedB
byB
aB
team,B
weB
allB
do
theB
EaglesB
chantB
together.B
MyB
chestB
feelsB
soB
warm,B
andB
I
rememberB
howB
muchB
funB
itB
isB
toB
beB
inB
SouthB
PhillyB
on
game day^
AsB
IB
walkB
towardB
theB
westB
LincolnB
FinancialB
Field
parkingB
lotfollowingB
theB
directionsB
myB
brotherB
gave
meB
onB
theB
phoneB
theB
nightB
beforesoB
manyB
peopleB
are
wearingB
EaglesB
jerseys.B
EverywhereB
green.B
PeopleB
are
grilling,B
drinkingB
beerB
fromB
plasticB
cups,B
throwing
footballs, listening to the WIP 610 pregame show on AM
radio,B
andB
asB
IB
walkB
past,B
theyB
allB
high-..veB
me,B
throw
meB
footballs,B
andB
yell,B
GoB
Birds!B
justB
becauseB
IB
am
wearingB
anB
EaglesB
jersey.B
IB
seeB
youngB
boysB
withB
their
fathers. Old guys with their grown sons. Men yelling and
singingB
andB
smilingB
asB
ifB
theyB
wereB
boysB
again.B
AndB
I
realize I have missed this a lot^
EvenB
thoughB
IB
doB
notB
wantB
to,B
IB
lookB
forB
theB
VetB
and
onlyB
..ndB
aB
parkingB
lot.B
TheresB
aB
newB
PhilliesB
ballpark
too,B
calledB
CitizensB
BankB
Park.B
ByB
theB
entranceB
ripplesB
a
hugeB
bannerB
ofB
someB
newB
playerB
namedB
RyanB
Howard.
AllB
ofB
thisB
seemsB
toB
suggestB
thatB
JakeB
andB
DadB
werent
lying when they said the Vet was demolished. I try not to
thinkB
aboutB
theB
datesB
theyB
mentioned,B
andB
IB
focusB
on
enjoying the game and spending time with my brother^
IB
..ndB
theB
rightB
parkingB
lotB
andB
beginB
toB
lookB
forB
the
green tent with the black Eagles ..ag ..ying from the top.
TheB
parkingB
lotB
isB
fulltentsB
andB
grillsB
andB
parties
everywherebutB
afterB
tenB
minutesB
orB
so,B
IB
spotB
mZ
j
a
brother.
JakesB
inB
hisB
numberB
99B
JeromeB
BrownB
memorial
jersey.B
(JeromeB
BrownB
wasB
theB
two-timeB
ProB
Bowler
defensiveB
tackleB
whoB
wasB
killedB
inB
aB
carB
crashB
backB
in
1992.)B
MyB
brotherB
isB
drinkingB
beerB
fromB
aB
greenB
cup,
standingB
nextB
toB
ourB
friendB
Scott,B
whoB
isB
manningB
the
grill.B
JakeB
looksB
happy,B
andB
forB
aB
secondB
IB
simplyB
enjoy
watchingB
himB
smileB
asB
heB
throwsB
anB
armB
aroundB
Scott,
whomB
IB
haventB
seenB
sinceB
theB
lastB
timeB
IB
wasB
inB
South
Philly.B
JakesB
faceB
isB
red,B
andB
heB
looksB
aB
littleB
drunk
already,B
butB
heB
hasB
alwaysB
beenB
aB
happyB
drunk,B
soB
IB
do
notB
worry.B
LikeB
myB
father,B
nothingB
makesB
JakeB
happier
than Eagles game day.
When Jake sees me, he yells, Hank Basketts tailgating
with us! and then runs over to give me a high ..ve and a
chest bump.
WhatsB
up,B
dude?B
ScottB
saysB
toB
meB
asB
weB
too
exchangeB
highB
..ves.B
TheB
bigB
smileB
onB
hisB
faceB
suggests
thatB
heB
isB
happyB
toB
seeB
me.B
Man,B
youB
really areB
huge.
What have you been liftingcars? I smile proudly as he
punchesB
myB
arm,B
likeB
guysB
doB
whenB
theyB
areB
buddies.
ItsB
beenB
yearsIB
mean,B
umhowB
manyB
monthsB
hasB
it
been?B
HeB
andB
myB
brotherB
exchangeB
aB
glanceB
thatB
IB
do
not miss, but before I can say anything, Scott yells, Hey,
all you fat-asses in the tent! I wanna introduce you to my
boyJakes brother, Pat.T
TheB
tentB
isB
theB
sizeB
ofB
aB
smallB
house.B
IB
walkB
througR
.
aaag
theB
slitB
onB
oneB
side,B
andB
aB
hugeB
..at-screenB
televisionB
is
set up on milk crates stacked two by four. Five really fat
guysB
areB
seatedB
inB
foldingB
chairs,B
watchingB
theB
pregame
showallB
ofB
themB
inB
EaglesB
jerseys.B
ScottB
rattlesB
o..B
the
names.B
AfterB
heB
saysB
mine,B
theB
menB
nodB
andB
waveB
and
then go back to watching the pregame show. All of them
haveB
handheldB
personalB
organizers,B
andB
theirB
eyesB
are
rapidly moving back and forth between the small screens
inB
theirB
handsB
andB
theB
largeB
screenB
atB
theB
farB
sideB
ofB
the
tent.B
AlmostB
allB
haveB
earpiecesB
in,B
whichB
IB
guessB
are
connected to cellular phones^
AsB
weB
exitB
theB
tent,B
ScottB
says,B
DontB
mindB
them.
TheyreB
allB
tryingB
toB
getB
last-minuteB
info.B
TheyllB
beB
a
little more friendly after theyve placed their bets.
Who are they? I ask^
GuysB
fromB
myB
work.B
ImB
aB
computerB
techB
nowB
for
Digital Cross Health. We do websites for family doctors.T
HowB
areB
theyB
watchingB
televisionB
outB
hereB
inB
the
parking lot? I ask^
MyB
brotherB
wavesB
meB
aroundB
toB
theB
backB
ofB
theB
tent,
pointsB
toB
aB
smallB
engineB
inB
aB
squareB
ofB
metal,B
andB
says,
Gas-poweredB
generator.B
HeB
pointsB
toB
theB
topB
ofB
the
tent,B
whereB
aB
smallB
grayB
plateB
isB
perched,B
andB
says,
Satellite dish.T
What do they do with all this gear when they go into
the game? I ask^
Oh,B
ScottB
saysB
withB
aB
laugh.B
TheyB
dontB
havF
Q
}
[
[
[
]
.
a
tickets.T
JakeB
poursB
aB
YuenglingB
LagerB
intoB
aB
plasticB
cupB
and
handsB
itB
toB
me,B
andB
IB
noticeB
threeB
coolersB
loadedB
with
beer cans and bottles, probably four or ..ve cases. I know
theB
plasticB
cupB
isB
toB
keepB
awayB
theB
police,B
whoB
can
arrest you for having an open beer can in your hand but
notB
forB
holdingB
aB
plasticB
cup.B
TheB
bagB
ofB
emptiesB
just
outsideB
theB
tentB
suggestsB
thatB
JakeB
andB
ScottB
areB
way
ahead of me^
AsB
ScottB
..nishesB
grillingB
breakfastthickB
sausagesB
and
eggsB
scrambledB
inB
aB
panB
heB
hasB
placedB
overB
theB
gas
..amesheB
doesB
notB
askB
meB
manyB
questionsB
aboutB
what
IB
haveB
beenB
upB
to,B
whichB
IB
appreciate.B
ImB
sureB
my
brotherB
hasB
alreadyB
toldB
ScottB
allB
aboutB
myB
timeB
inB
the
badB
placeB
andB
myB
separationB
fromB
Nikki,B
butB
IB
still
appreciateB
ScottsB
allowingB
meB
toB
reenterB
theB
worldB
of
Eagles football without an interrogation^
Scott tells me about his life, and it turns out that while
IB
wasB
inB
theB
badB
place,B
heB
marriedB
someoneB
named
Willow,B
andB
they actually now have three-year-old twins
named Tami and Jeri-Lyn. Scott shows me the picture he
keepsB
inB
hisB
wallet,B
andB
theB
girlsB
areB
dressedB
alikeB
in
littleB
pinkB
ballerinaB
out..tstutus,B
tightstheirB
hands
stretchedB
upB
overB
silverB
tiaras,B
pointingB
towardB
heaven.
My tiny dancers. We live on the Pennsylvania side now.
Havertown, Scott says asB
he loadsB
a halfB
dozen sausages
onto the top rackB
of theB
barbecue, where they will keep
warmB
whileB
theB
nextB
batchB
cooks.B
IB
thinkB
aboutB
EmilZ
[
b[
ab
and me ..oating over the waves only the day before, and
againB
IB
promiseB
myselfB
IllB
getB
busyB
makingB
myB
owndaughter just as soon as apart time is over^
I try not to do the math in my head, but I cant help it.
IfB
heB
hasB
twinsB
whoB
areB
threeB
yearsB
oldB
andB
heB
was
marriedB
sometime afterB
IB
lastB
sawB
himbut beforeB
his
wifeB
gotB
pregnantitB
mustB
meanB
thatB
IB
haveB
notB
seen
ScottB
forB
atB
leastB
fourB
years.B
NowB
maybeB
heB
knockedB
up
his girlfriend and then married her, but of course, I cant
ask that. Since his daughters are three, the math indicateshe and I have not tal
ked for at least three or four years^
MyB
lastB
memoryB
ofB
ScottB
isB
atB
theB
Vet.B
IB
hadB
soldB
myseasonB
ticketB
toB
ScottsB
brotherB
ChrisB
aB
seasonB
orB
two
before,B
butB
ChrisB
oftenB
wentB
awayB
onB
business
conferences and allowed me to buy my seat back for the
fewB
homeB
gamesB
playedB
whenB
heB
wasB
outB
ofB
town.B
I
cameB
upB
fromB
BaltimoreB
toB
seeB
theB
EaglesB
playB
Dallas;B
I
dontB
rememberB
whoB
wonB
orB
whatB
theB
scoreB
was.B
ButB
I
rememberB
sittingB
inB
betweenB
ScottB
andB
JakeupB
inB
the
700B
LevelwhenB
DallasB
scoredB
aB
rushingB
touchdown.
SomeB
clownB
behindB
usB
stoodB
upB
andB
beganB
cheeringB
as
heB
unzippedB
hisB
jacket,B
revealingB
aB
throwbackB
Tony
DorsettB
jersey.B
EveryoneB
inB
ourB
sectionB
startedB
booing
andB
throwingB
foodB
atB
thisB
DallasB
fan,B
whoB
smiledB
and
smiled^
JakeB
wasB
soB
drunkB
heB
couldB
hardlyB
stand,B
butB
he
chargedB
afterB
thisB
guy,B
climbingB
upB
overB
threeB
rowsB
of
people.B
TheB
soberB
Dallas fanB
shovedB
JakeB
awayB
easilyX
.
j
[
[
[
J[
[
[
a
but when Jake fell back into the arms of drunken Eagles
fans,B
aB
cryB
wentB
up,B
andB
theB
TonyB
DorsettB
jerseyB
was
forcibly removed from the visiting fans back and ripped
into many pieces before security arrived and threw out a
dozen people^
Jake was not thrown out of the game^
ScottB
andB
IB
wereB
ableB
toB
getB
JakeB
upB
andB
awayB
froY
theB
mayhem,B
andB
whenB
securityB
arrived,B
weB
wereB
inB
the
mensB
roomB
splashingB
waterB
ontoB
JakesB
face,B
tryingB
to
sober him up^
InB
myB
mind,B
thisB
happenedB
lastB
year,B
maybeB
eleven
months ago. But I know if I bring up this incident now as
we are grilling in front of the Linc, I will be told that the
memoryB
occurredB
moreB
thanB
threeB
orB
evenB
fourB
years
ago,B
soB
IB
doB
notB
bringB
itB
up,B
evenB
thoughB
IB
wantB
to,
because I know Jakes and Scotts responses will help me
..gure out what the rest of the world believes about time.
AndB
also, notB
knowingB
whatB
theB
restB
ofB
theB
world
believesB
happenedB
betweenB
thenB
andB
nowB
isB
terrifying.
Its better not to think too much about this.
Drink some beers, Jake says to me. Smile. Its game
day!T
So I start drinking, even though the little orange bottles
thatB
myB
pillsB
comeB
inB
haveB
stickersB
forbiddingB
meB
to
drink alcohol^
AfterB
theB
fatB
guysB
inB
theB
tentB
areB
fed,B
weB
eatB
o..B
paper
plates,B
andB
thenB
Scott,B
Jake,B
andB
IB
beginB
throwingB
thF
[
[
}
J[
[
j
]
g
football around^
InB
theB
parkingB
lotB
peopleB
areB
everywhere,B
notB
just
tailgating, but roaming. Guys selling stolen or homemade
T-shirts,B
momsB
paradingB
aroundB
littleB
girlsB
iN
cheerleading out..ts who willB
do aB
cheer if you donate a
dollarB
toB
theirB
localB
cheerleadingB
boosterB
club,B
crazy
bums willing to tell you o..-color jokes for free food and
beer,B
strippersB
inB
shortB
pantsB
andB
satinB
jacketsB
handing
outB
freeB
passesB
toB
theB
localB
gentlemensB
clubs,B
packsB
of
little kids in pads and helmets collecting money for their
peeweeB
football teams,B
collegeB
kidsB
handingB
outB
free
samplesB
ofB
newB
sodasB
orB
sportsB
drinksB
orB
candyB
orB
junk
food,B
andB
ofB
courseB
theB
seventyB
thousandB
otherB
drunken
EaglesB
fansB
justB
likeB
us.B
Basically,B
itsB
aB
greenB
football
carnival^
By the time we decide to have a catch, Ive had two or
three beers, and Id be willing to bet Jake and Scott have
eachB
hadB
atB
leastB
ten,B
soB
ourB
passesB
areB
notB
allB
that
accurate.B
WeB
hitB
parkedB
cars,B
knockB
overB
aB
fewB
tablesB
of
food,B
beamB
oneB
orB
twoB
guysB
inB
theB
back,B
butB
noB
one
cares,B
becauseB
weB
areB
EaglesB
fansB
inB
EaglesB
jerseysB
who
areB
readyB
andB
willingB
toB
cheerB
onB
theB
Birds.B
EveryB
so
often,B
otherB
menB
willB
jumpB
inB
frontB
ofB
oneB
ofB
usB
and
interceptB
aB
passB
orB
two,B
butB
theyB
alwaysB
giveB
backB
the
ball with a laugh and a smile.
IB
likeB
throwingB
theB
footballB
withB
JakeB
andB
Scott
becauseB
itB
makesB
meB
feelB
likeB
aB
boy,B
andB
whenB
IB
wasB
a
boy, I was the person Nikki fell in love with^
b[
p
But then something bad happens.
JakeB
seesB
himB
..rst,B
points,B
andB
says,B
Hey,B
lookB
atB
the
asshole.B
IB
turnB
myB
headB
andB
seeB
aB
bigB
manB
inB
aB
Giants
jersey,B
maybeB
fortyB
yardsB
awayB
fromB
ourB
tent.B
HeB
is
wearingB
aB
red,B
white,B
andB
blueB
hardB
hat,B
andB
theB
worst
partB
isB
thatB
heB
hasB
aB
littleB
boyB
withB
himB
whoB
isB
also
wearingB
aB
GiantsB
jersey.B
TheB
guyB
walksB
overB
toB
aB
group
ofB
EaglesB
fansB
whoB
giveB
himB
aB
hardB
timeB
atB
..rstB
buV
eventually hand him a beer^
Suddenly my brother is walking toward this Giants fan,
soB
ScottB
andB
IB
follow.B
MyB
brotherB
startsB
chantingB
asB
he
walks,B
Asshole!B
Asshole!B
Asshole!B
WithB
every
syllable, he throws his index ..nger at the hard hat. Scott
isB
doingB
theB
sameB
thing,B
andB
beforeB
IB
knowB
it,B
weB
are
surroundedB
byB
twentyB
orB
soB
menB
inB
EaglesB
jerseysB
who
areB
alsoB
chantingB
andB
pointing.B
IB
haveB
toB
admitB
itB
feels
sortB
ofB
thrillingB
toB
beB
partB
ofB
thisB
mobunitedB
inB
our
hatred of the opposing teams fans^
WhenB
weB
reachB
theB
GiantsB
fan,B
hisB
friendsallB
Eagles
fanslaugh,B
andB
theirB
facesB
seemB
toB
say,B
WeB
toldB
you
this would happen. But instead of acting remorseful, the
GiantsB
fanB
putsB
hisB
handsB
upB
inB
theB
air,B
asB
ifB
heB
hasB
just
performedB
aB
magicB
trickB
orB
something;B
heB
smilesB
widely
andB
nodsB
hisB
headB
likeB
heB
isB
enjoyingB
beingB
calledB
an
asshole.B
HeB
evenB
putsB
hisB
handB
toB
hisB
ear,B
asB
ifB
toB
say,B
I
cantB
hearB
you.B
TheB
kidB
withB
him,B
whoB
hasB
theB
same
paleB
skinB
coloringB
andB
..atB
noseprobablyB
hisB
son
looksB
terri..ed.B
TheB
littleB
guysB
jerseyB
hangsB
downB
toB
hiP
.
gjag
knees,B
andB
asB
theB
assholeB
chantB
intensi..es,B
theB
kid
holdsB
onB
toB
hisB
fathersB
legB
andB
triesB
toB
hideB
behindB
the
big mans thigh^
MyB
brotherB
transitionsB
theB
crowdB
intoB
aB
GiantsB
suck
chant, and more Eagles fans come to join in. We now are
at least ..fty strong. And this is when the little kid breaks
into tears, sobbing. When we Eagles fans see that the kid
isB
reallyB
upset,B
theB
mobB
chucklesB
andB
respectfully
disperses^
JakeB
andB
ScottB
areB
laughingB
asB
weB
walkB
backB
toB
our
tent,B
butB
IB
dontB
feelB
soB
great.B
IB
wishB
weB
didB
notB
make
thatB
littleB
kidB
cry.B
IB
knowB
theB
GiantsB
fanB
wasB
stupidB
to
wearB
aB
GiantsB
jerseyB
toB
anB
EaglesB
game,B
andB
itB
isB
really
hisB
ownB
faultB
thatB
hisB
sonB
wasB
madeB
toB
cry,B
butB
IB
also
knowB
thatB
whatB
weB
didB
wasB
unkind,B
andB
thisB
isB
theB
sort
of behavior Nikki hates, what I am trying.
IB
feelB
hisB
handsB
explodeB
throughB
myB
back,B
andB
I
stumbleB
forwardB
andB
almostB
fallB
down.B
WhenB
IB
turn
around, I see the big Giants fan. He is no longer wearing
his hard hat; his son is not with him.
You like making little kids cry? he says to me^
Im too shocked to speak. There were at least ..fty men
chanting,B
butB
heB
hasB
singledB
outB
me. Why?B
IB
wasntB
even
chanting.B
IB
wasntB
evenB
pointing.B
IB
wantB
toB
tellB
himB
this,
butB
myB
mouthB
wontB
work,B
soB
IB
justB
standB
thereB
shaking
my head^
IfB
youB
dontB
wantB
aB
problem,B
dontB
wearB
aB
GiantP
Q
aaj
aaa
jersey to an Eagles game, Scott says^
ItsB
justB
badB
parentingB
toB
bringB
yourB
sonB
downB
here
dressed like that, Jake adds^
TheB
mobB
quicklyB
formsB
again.B
AB
circleB
ofB
green
uniformsB
surroundsB
usB
now,B
andB
IB
thinkB
thisB
GiantsB
fan
mustB
beB
crazy.B
OneB
ofB
hisB
friendsB
hasB
comeB
toB
talkB
him
down.B
TheB
friendsB
aB
smallB
manB
withB
longB
hairB
andB
a
mustacheandB
hesB
wearingB
anB
EaglesB
shirt.B
ComeB
on,
Steve.B
LetsB
go.B
TheyB
didntB
meanB
anything.B
ItB
wasB
justB
a
joke.
What the fuck is your problem? Steve says, and then
shoves me again, his hands exploding through my chest^
AtB
thisB
pointB
theB
EaglesB
fansB
beginB
chanting,B
Ass
hole! Asshole! Asshole!T
SteveB
isB
staringB
intoB
myB
eyes,B
grittingB
hisB
teethB
soB
the
tendonsB
inB
hisB
neckB
bulgeB
likeB
ropes.B
HeB
alsoB
lifts
weights. His arms lookB
even biggerB
than mine, and he is
taller than me by an inch or two.
IB
lookB
toB
JakeB
forB
help,B
andB
IB
canB
seeB
thatB
heB
looksB
a
little worried himself^
Jake steps in front of me, puts his hands up to suggest
thatB
heB
meansB
noB
harm,B
butB
beforeB
heB
canB
sayB
anything,
theB
GiantsB
fanB
grabsB
myB
brothersB
JeromeB
Brown
memorial jersey and throws Jake to the ground^
IB
seeB
himB
hitB
theB
concretemyB
brothersB
hands
skidding along the blacktopand then blood is dripping
from his fingers and Jakes eyes look dazed and scared^
]
[
J[
[
[
[
My brother is hurt^
My brother is hurt^
MY BROTHER IS H.
RT^
I explode^
The bad feeling in my stomach rockets up through my
chest andB
intoB
myB
handsandB
beforeB
IB
canB
stopB
myself,
ImB
movingB
forwardB
likeB
aB
MackB
truck.B
IB
catchB
Steves
cheekB
withB
aB
left,B
andB
thenB
myB
rightB
connectsB
withB
the
south side of his chin, lifting him o.. the ground. I watch
him ..oat through the air as if he were allowing his body
toB
fallB
backwardB
intoB
aB
pool.B
HisB
backB
hitsB
theB
concrete,
his feet and hands twitch once, and then hes not moving,
theB
crowdB
isB
silent,B
andB
IB
beginB
toB
feelB
soB
awfulso
guilty.
Someone yells, Call an ambulance!T
AnotherB
yells,B
TellB
emB
toB
bringB
aB
blue-and-redB
body
bag!T
ImB
sorry,B
IB
whisper,B
becauseB
IB
..ndB
itB
hardB
toB
speak.
Im so sorry.T
And then I am running again^
IB
weaveB
throughB
theB
crowdsB
ofB
people,B
acrossB
streets,
aroundB
cars,B
andB
throughB
hornsB
blaringB
andB
cursing
driversB
screamingB
atB
me.B
IB
feelB
aB
bubblyB
feelingB
inB
my
midsection,B
andB
thenB
IB
amB
pukingB
myB
gutsB
outB
ontoB
the
sidewalkeggs,B
sausage,B
beerandB
soB
manyB
peopleB
are
yellingB
atB
me,B
callingB
meB
aB
drunk,B
sayingB
thatB
ImB
aN
g[
ag[
ag[
a
asshole; and then Im running again as fast as I can, down
the street away from the stadiums^
When I feel as though I am going to throwB
up again, I
stopB
andB
realizeB
ImB
alonenoB
moreB
EaglesB
fans
anywhere.B
AB
chain-linkB
fence,B
beyondB
itB
aB
warehouse
that looks abandoned^
I vomit again^
OnB
theB
sidewalk,B
outsideB
ofB
theB
puddleB
IB
amB
making,
pieces of broken glass glint and sparkle in the sun^
I cry^
I feel awful^
I realize that I have once again failed to be kind; that I
lost control in a big way; that I seriously injured another
person,B
andB
thereforeB
ImB
neverB
goingB
toB
getB
NikkiB
back
now. Apart time is going to last forever because my wife
isB
aB
paci..stB
whoB
wouldB
never wantB
meB
toB
hitB
anyone
underB
anyB
circumstance,B
andB
bothB
GodB
andB
JesusB
were
obviouslyB
rootingB
forB
meB
toB
turnB
theB
otherB
cheek,B
soB
I
know I really shouldnt have hit that Giants fan, and now
ImB
cryingB
againB
becauseB
ImB
suchB
aB
fuckingB
wastesuch
a fucking non-person^
IB
walkB
anotherB
halfB
block,B
myB
chestB
heavingB
wildly,
and then I stop^
DearB
God,B
IB
pray.B
PleaseB
dontB
sendB
meB
backB
toB
the
bad place. Please!T
I look up at the sky^
[
I see a cloud passing just under the sun^
The top is all electric white^
I remind myself^
Dont give up, I think. Not just yet^
Pat! Pat! Wait up!T
IB
lookB
backB
towardB
theB
stadiums,B
andB
myB
brotherB
is
runningB
towardB
me.B
OverB
theB
nextB
minuteB
orB
so,B
Jake
getsB
biggerB
andB
bigger,B
andB
thenB
heB
isB
rightB
inB
frontB
of
me, bent over, huffing and puffing^
Im sorry, I say. Im so, so sorry.
For what? Jake laughs, pulls out his cell phone, dials
a number, and holds the small phone up to his ear.
IB
foundB
him,B
JakeB
saysB
intoB
theB
phone.B
Yeah,B
tell
him.T
Jake hands me the phone. I put it up to my ear^
Is this Rocky Balboa?T
I recognize the voice as Scotts^
Listen,B
theB
assholeB
youB
knockedB
outwell,B
heB
wokF
up and is super pissed. Better not come back to the tent.
Is he okay? I ask^
You should be more worried about yourself.
Why?T
WeB
playedB
dumbB
whenB
theB
copsB
showedB
up,B
andB
no
oneB
wasB
ableB
toB
identifyB
youB
orB
yourB
brotherbutB
ever
since ..ve-o left, the big guys been searching the parkin]
{
bg]
j
a]
ag
lot,B
lookingB
forB
you.B
WhateverB
youB
do,B
dontB
comeB
back
here, because this Giants fans hellbent on revenge.
IB
handB
theB
phoneB
backB
toB
Jake,B
feelingB
somewhat
relievedB
toB
knowB
IB
didB
notB
seriouslyB
hurtB
Steve,B
butB
also
feelingB
numbbecauseB
IB
lostB
controlB
again.B
Plus,B
ImB
a
little afraid of the Giants fan.
So,B
areB
weB
goingB
homeB
now?B
IB
askB
JakeB
whenB
he
finishes talking to Scott.
Home?B
AreB
youB
kiddinB
me?B
heB
says,B
andB
weB
start
walking back toward the Linc^
When I dont sayB
anything forB
a long time, my brother
asks if Im okay^
Im not okay, but I dont say so^
Listen, that asshole attacked you and threw me to the
ground. You only defended your family, Jake says. You
should be proud. You were the hero.T
EvenB
thoughB
IB
wasB
defendingB
myB
brother,B
evenB
though
I did not seriously hurt the Giants fan, I dont feel proud
atB
all.B
IB
feelB
guilty.B
IB
shouldB
beB
lockedB
upB
againB
inB
the
badB
place.B
IB
feelB
asB
thoughB
Dr.B
TimbersB
wasB
rightB
about
methatB
IB
dontB
belongB
inB
theB
realB
world,B
becauseB
IB
am
uncontrollable and dangerous. But of course I do not say
this to Jake, mostly because he has never been locked up
andB
doesntB
understandB
whatB
itB
feelsB
likeB
toB
loseB
control,
andB
heB
onlyB
wantsB
toB
watchB
theB
footballB
gameB
now,B
and
noneB
ofB
thisB
meansB
anythingB
toB
him,B
becauseB
heB
has
neverB
beenB
marriedB
andB
heB
hasB
neverB
lostB
someoneB
likF
ba[
a
NikkiB
andB
heB
isB
notB
tryingB
toB
improveB
hisB
lifeB
atB
all,
becauseB
heB
doesntB
everB
feelB
theB
warB
that goesB
onB
inB
my
chestB
everyB
singleB
fuckingB
daytheB
chemicalB
explosions
thatB
lightB
upB
myB
skullB
likeB
theB
FourthB
ofB
JulyB
andB
the
awful needs and impulses and
OutsideB
theB
Linc,B
massesB
formB
thickB
lines,B
andB
with
hundredsB
ofB
otherB
fans,B
weB
waitB
toB
beB
frisked.B
IB
dont
rememberB
beingB
friskedB
atB
theB
Vet.B
IB
wonderB
whenB
it
became necessary to frisk people at NFL games, but I do
not ask Jake, because he is now singing Fly, Eagles, Fly
with hundreds of other drunken Eagles fans^
AfterB
weB
areB
frisked,B
weB
climbB
theB
stepsB
andB
haveB
our
ticketsB
scanned,B
andB
thenB
weB
areB
insideB
ofB
Lincoln
FinancialB
Field.B
PeopleB
everywhereitsB
likeB
aB
hiveB
full
ofB
greenB
bees,B
andB
theB
buzzB
isB
deafening.B
WeB
oftenB
have
toB
turnB
sidewaysB
justB
toB
squeezeB
betweenB
peopleB
asB
we
walkB
theB
concourseB
toB
getB
toB
ourB
section.B
IB
followB
Jake,
worryingB
aboutB
gettingB
separated,B
becauseB
IB
wouldB
be
lost for sure^
WeB
hitB
theB
mensB
room,B
andB
JakeB
getsB
everyoneB
inside
toB
singB
theB
EaglesB
..ghtB
songB
again.B
TheB
linesB
forB
the
urinalsB
areB
long,B
andB
IB
amB
amazedB
thatB
noB
oneB
peesB
in
theB
sinks,B
becauseB
atB
theB
VetatB
leastB
upB
inB
theB
700
Levelall sinks were used as extra urinals^
WhenB
weB
..nallyB
getB
toB
ourB
seats,B
weB
areB
inB
theB
end
zone, only twenty or so rows up from the field^
How did you get such good tickets? I ask Jake^
]
]
[
J[
I know a guy, he replies, and smiles proudly^
Scott is already seated, and he congratulates me on my
..ght,B
saying,B
YouB
knockedB
thatB
fuckingB
GiantsB
fan out
cold! which makes me feel awful again.
JakeB
andB
ScottB
high-..veB
justB
aboutB
everyoneB
inB
the
section,B
andB
asB
theB
otherB
fansB
callB
ScottB
andB
myB
brother
by name, it becomes obvious that they are quite popular
here^
WhenB
theB
beerB
manB
comesB
around,B
ScottB
buysB
usB
a
round,B
and I am amazed toB
..nd aB
cup holder in the seat
inB
frontB
ofB
me.B
YouB
wouldB
neverB
seeB
suchB
aB
luxuryB
item
at the Vet.
JustB
beforeB
theB
EaglesB
playersB
areB
announced,B
clips
from the Rocky movies are shown on the huge screens at
eachB
endB
ofB
theB
..eldRockyB
runningB
byB
theB
oldB
NavZ
Yard,B
RockyB
punchingB
sidesB
ofB
beefB
inB
theB
meatB
locker,
RockyB
runningB
upB
theB
stepsB
ofB
theB
artB
museumand
JakeB
andB
ScottB
keepB
saying,B
ThatsB
you.B
ThatsB
you,
untilB
IB
worryB
thatB
someoneB
willB
hearB
them,B
understand
thatB
IB
justB
foughtB
theB
GiantsB
fanB
inB
theB
parkingB
lot,B
and
tell the police to take me back to the bad place^
WhenB
theB
EaglesB
startingB
lineupB
isB
announced,
..reworks explode and cheerleaders kick and everyone is
standingB
andB
JakeB
keepsB
onB
poundingB
myB
backB
withB
his
handB
andB
strangersB
areB
high-..vingB
me,B
andB
suddenlyB
I
stopB
thinkingB
aboutB
myB
..ghtB
inB
theB
parkingB
lot.B
IB
begin
toB
thinkB
aboutB
myB
dadB
watchingB
theB
gameB
inB
ourB
familZ
aj
[
[
]
g[
a
roommyB
motherB
servingB
himB
bu..aloB
wingsB
andB
pizza
andB
beers,B
hopingB
theB
EaglesB
winB
justB
soB
herB
husband
will be in a good mood for a week. I again wonder if my
dad will start talking to me at night if the Eagles pull out
aB
victoryB
today,B
andB
suddenlyB
itsB
kicko..B
andB
IB
am
cheeringB
asB
ifB
myB
lifeB
dependsB
onB
theB
outcomeB
ofB
the
game^
TheB
GiantsB
scoreB
..rst,B
butB
theB
EaglesB
answerB
withB
a
touchdownB
ofB
theirB
own,B
afterB
whichB
theB
wholeB
stadium
singsB
theB
..ghtB
songpunctuatedB
byB
theB
EaglesB
chant
with deafening pride^
LateB
inB
theB
..rstB
quarter,B
HankB
BaskettB
getsB
hisB
..rsV
catchB
ofB
hisB
NFLB
careeraB
twenty-..ve-yarder.B
Everyone
inB
ourB
sectionB
high-..vesB
meB
andB
patsB
meB
onB
theB
back
becauseB
IB
amB
wearingB
myB
o..cialB
HankB
BaskettB
jersey,
andB
IB
smileB
atB
myB
brotherB
becauseB
heB
gaveB
meB
suchB
a
great present^
The game is all Eagles after that, and at the start of the
fourth quarter the Eagles are up 247. Jake and Scott are
soB
happy,B
andB
I amB
beginningB
toB
imagineB
the
conversationB
IB
amB
goingB
toB
haveB
withB
myB
fatherB
whenB
I
getB
homehowB
proudB
heB
willB
beB
ofB
myB
yelling
whenever Eli Manning was trying to call a play^
But then the Giants score seventeen unanswered points
inB
theB
fourthB
quarter,B
andB
theB
PhiladelphiaB
fansB
are
shocked^
In overtime, Plaxico Burress goes up and over SheldoN
[
gaS
BrownB
inB
theB
endB
zone,B
andB
theB
GiantsB
leave
Philadelphia with a win^
It is awful to watch^
OutsideB
ofB
theB
Linc,B
ScottB
says,B
BetterB
notB
comeB
backto the tent. That asshole will be there waiting, for sure.T
SoB
weB
sayB
goodbyeB
toB
ScottB
andB
followB
theB
massesB
tothe subway entrance.
Jake has tokens. We go through the turnstiles, descend
underground,B
andB
pushB
ourB
wayB
ontoB
anB
alreadyB
packed
subway car. People yell, No room! but Jake mashes his
bodyB
inB
betweenB
theB
otherB
bodiesB
andB
thenB
pullsB
meB
in
too.B
MyB
brothersB
chestB
isB
againstB
myB
back;B
strangersB
are
smashedB
againstB
myB
arms.B
TheB
doorsB
..nallyB
close,B
andmy nose is almost touching the glass window^
The smell of beer resurfacing through everyones sweatglands is pungent^
I dont like being this close to so many strangers, but Idont say anything, and soo
n we are at City Hall^
After we exit the train, we spin another turnstile, climbupB
intoB
centerB
city,B
andB
beginB
walkingB
downB
Market
Street, past the old department stores and the new hotelsand The Gallery.
YouB
wannaB
seeB
myB
apartment?B
JakeB
asksB
whenB
wegetB
toB
theB
EighthB
andB
MarketB
PATCOB
stop,B
whichB
is
whereB
IB
canB
hopB
aB
trainB
overB
theB
BenB
FranklinB
BridgeB
to
Collingswood^
gIB
doB
wantB
toB
seeB
JakesB
apartment,B
butB
IB
amB
tiredB
and
anxiousB
toB
getB
homeB
soB
IB
canB
doB
aB
littleB
liftingB
beforebed. I ask if I might see it some other time^
Sure,B
heB
says.B
ItsB
goodB
toB
haveB
youB
back,B
brother.
You were a true Eagles fan today.T
I nod^
TellB
DadB
theB
BirdsB
willB
bounceB
backB
nextB
week
against San Fran.T
I nod again^
MyB
brotherB
surprisesB
meB
byB
givingB
meB
aB
two-armed
hugB
andB
saying,B
IB
loveB
you,B
bro.B
ThanksB
forB
gettingB
myback in the parking lot.T
IB
tellB
himB
thatB
IB
loveB
himB
too,B
andB
thenB
heB
isB
walkingdownB
MarketB
StreetB
singingB
Fly,B
Eagles,B
FlyB
atB
theB
top
of his lungs^
I descend underground, insert the ..ve my mother gavemeB
intoB
theB
changeB
machine,B
buyB
aB
ticket,B
stickB
itB
into
theB
turnstile,B
descendB
moreB
stairs,B
hitB
theB
waiting
platform,B
andB
beginB
toB
thinkB
aboutB
thatB
littleB
kidB
inB
the
GiantsB
jersey.B
HowB
hardB
didB
heB
cryB
whenB
heB
realizedB
his
father had been knocked out? Did the kid even get to see
theB
game?B
AB
fewB
otherB
menB
inB
EaglesB
jerseysB
areB
sitting
on the chrome benches. Each nods sympathetically at me
whenB
theyB
seeB
myB
HankB
BaskettB
jersey.B
OneB
manB
atB
the
farB
endB
ofB
theB
platformB
yells,B
GoddamnB
fuckingB
Birds!
andB
thenB
kicksB
aB
metalB
trashB
can.B
AnotherB
manB
standing
nextB
toB
meB
shakesB
hisB
headB
andB
whispers,B
GoddamN
aa[
a
fucking Birds.T
When the train comes, I choose to stand just inside the
doors,B
andB
asB
theB
trainB
slidesB
acrossB
theB
duskB
sky,B
over
theB
DelawareB
River,B
acrossB
theB
BenB
FranklinB
Bridge,B
I
lookB
atB
theB
cityB
skyline,B
andagainIB
startB
toB
think
about that kid crying. I feel so awful when I think about
that little kid.
IB
getB
o..B
theB
trainB
atB
Collingswood,B
walkB
acrossB
the
open-air platform and down the steps, stick my card into
the turnstile machine, and then jog home^
MyB
motherB
isB
sittingB
inB
theB
familyB
room,B
sippingB
tea.
Hows Dad? I ask^
She shakes her head and points at the TV^
The screen is cracked so that it looks like a spiderweb.
What happened?T
YourB
fatherB
smashedB
theB
screenB
withB
theB
reading
lamp.
Because the Eagles lost?T
No, actually. He did it when the Giants tied the game
at the end of the fourth quarter. Your father had to watch
theB
EaglesB
blowB
theB
gameB
onB
theB
bedroomB
television,
Mom says. Hows your brother?
Fine, I say. Wheres Dad?T
In his office.T
Oh.T
Im sorry your team lost, Mom says, just to be nice, U
Q
aajb
know^
ItsB
okay,B
IB
answer,B
andB
thenB
goB
downB
intoB
the
basement, where I lift weights for hours and try to forget
aboutB
that littleB
Giants fanB
crying, butB
I stillB
cant get the
kid out of my mind^
For whatever reason I fall asleep on the rug that covers
partB
ofB
theB
basementB
..oor.B
InB
myB
dreamsB
theB
..ght
happensB
againB
andB
again,B
onlyB
insteadB
ofB
theB
GiantsB
fan
bringingB
aB
kidB
toB
theB
game,B
theB
GiantsB
fanB
bringsB
Nikki,
andB
sheB
tooB
isB
wearingB
aB
GiantsB
jersey.B
EveryB
timeB
I
knockB
theB
bigB
guyB
out,B
NikkiB
pushesB
throughB
theB
crowd,
cradlesB
StevesB
headB
inB
herB
hands,B
kissesB
hisB
forehead,
and then looks up at me.
JustB
beforeB
IB
runB
away,B
sheB
says,B
YoureB
anB
animal,
Pat. And I will never love you again.T
IB
cryB
throughB
myB
dreamsB
andB
tryB
notB
toB
hitB
theB
Giants
fan every time the memory ..ashes through my mind, but
IB
cantB
controlB
myB
dreamB
selfB
anyB
moreB
thanB
IB
could
controlB
myB
awakeB
selfB
afterB
seeingB
theB
bloodB
onB
Jakes
hands^
IB
wakeB
upB
toB
theB
soundB
ofB
theB
basementB
doorB
being
closed, and I see the light streaming in through the small
windows over the washer and dryer. I walk up the steps,
and I cannot believe the sports pages are there^
IB
am veryB
upset aboutB
the dreamB
IB
had, butB
I realize it
wasB
onlyB
aB
dream,B
andB
despiteB
everythingB
thatB
has
happened,B
myB
fatherB
isB
stillB
leavingB
meB
theB
sportsB
pageP
[
[
[
]
a]
after one of the worst Eagles losses in history^
So I take a deep breath. I allow myself to feel hopefulagain and start my exerci
se routine^
Sister Sailor-Mout`
ImY
atY
theY
CrystalY
LakeY
DinerY
withY
Ti..any;Y
wereY
inY
the
sameY
boothY
asY
lastY
time,Y
eatingY
ourY
single-servingY
boxY
of
raisin bran, drinking hot tea. We did not say anything on
theY
walkY
here;Y
weY
didY
notY
sayY
anythingY
whenY
weY
were
waitingY
forY
ourY
serverY
toY
bringY
theY
milk,Y
bowl,Y
andY
box.
ImY
startingY
toY
understandY
thatY
weY
haveY
theY
typeY
of
friendship that does not require many wordsC
AsY
IY
watchY
herY
spoonY
theY
brownY
..akesY
andY
sugared
raisinsY
intoY
herY
pinkY
lips,Y
IY
tryY
toY
decideY
whetherY
IY
want
to tell her about what happened at the Eagles gameC
ForY
twoY
daysY
nowY
IY
haveY
beenY
thinkingY
aboutY
that
little kid crying, hiding behind his fathers leg, and I feel
soY
guiltyY
aboutY
hittingY
theY
bigY
GiantsY
fan.Y
IY
didY
notY
tell
myY
mom,Y
becauseY
theY
newsY
wouldY
haveY
upsetY
her.Y
Me
fatherY
hasY
notY
talkedY
toY
meY
sinceY
theY
EaglesY
lostY
toY
the
Giants,Y
andY
IY
dontY
seeY
Dr.Y
Cli..Y
untilY
Friday.Y
Plus,Y
Im
startingY
toY
thinkY
Ti..anyY
isY
theY
onlyY
oneY
whoY
might
understand,Y
sinceY
sheY
seemsY
toY
haveY
aY
similarY
problec
_
ll
andY
isY
alwaysY
exploding,Y
likeY
onY
theY
beachY
when
VeronicaY
slippedY
andY
mentionedY
Ti..anysY
therapistY
in
front of meC
IY
lookY
atY
Ti..any,Y
whoY
isY
sittingY
slouched,Y
bothY
elbows
onY
theY
table.Y
ShesY
wearingY
aY
blackY
shirtY
thatY
makesY
her
hair look even blacker. She has on too much makeup, as
usual. She looks sad. She looks angry. She looks di..erent
fromY
everyoneY
elseY
IY
knowsheY
cannotY
putY
onY
that
happyY
faceY
othersY
wearY
whenY
theyY
knowY
theyY
areY
being
watched. She doesnt put on a face for me, which makes
me trust her somehowC
Suddenly Ti..any looks up, stares into my eyes. Youre
not eating.z
ImY
sorry,Y
IY
say,Y
andY
lookY
downY
atY
theY
goldY
sparkles
in the tables plastic coatingC
PeopleY
willY
thinkY
ImY
aY
hogY
ifY
theyY
seeY
meY
eating
while you watch.z
SoY
IY
dipY
myY
spoonY
intoY
theY
bowl,Y
dripY
milkY
ontoY
the
sparklyY
table,Y
andY
shovelY
aY
smallY
moundY
ofY
milk-soaked
raisin bran into my mouthC
I chewC
I swallowC
Tiffany nods and then looks out the window againC
SomethingY
badY
happenedY
atY
theY
EaglesY
game,Y
IY
say,
and then wish I hadntC
IY
dontY
wantY
toY
hearY
aboutY
football.Y
Ti..anyY
sighs.Y
a
j
_
l[
hate football.z
This really isnt about football.z
She continues to stare out the windowC
IY
lookY
andY
con..rmY
thatY
thereY
areY
onlyY
parkedY
cars
outside, nothing of interest. And then I am talking: I hit
aY
manY
soY
hardliftingY
himY
upY
o..Y
theY
groundY
evena
thought I maybe killed him.z
She looks at me. Ti..any squints and sort of smiles, like
she might even laugh. Well, did you?z
Did I what?z
Kill the man.z
No. No, I didnt. I knocked him out, but he eventually
woke up.z
Should you have killed him? Tiffany asksC
I dont know. I am amazed by her question. I mean,
no! Of course not.z
Then why did you hit him so hard?z
HeY
threwY
myY
brotherY
downY
toY
theY
concrete,Y
andY
my
mindY
justY
exploded.Y
ItY
wasY
likeY
IY
leftY
myY
bodyY
andY
my
bodyY
wasY
doingY
somethingY
IY
didY
notY
wantY
toY
do.Y
AndY
I
haventY
reallyY
talkedY
aboutY
thisY
withY
anyoneY
andY
IY
was
hoping you might want to listen to me so that I couldz
Why did the man throw your brother to the ground?z
IY
tellY
herY
theY
wholeY
storystartY
toY
..nishlettingY
heX
knowY
IY
cantY
getY
theY
bigY
guysY
sonY
outY
ofY
myY
mind.Y
Im
stillY
seeingY
theY
littleY
guyY
hidingY
behindY
hisY
fathersY
leg;
l[
[
[
_
[
;
ImY
seeingY
theY
littleY
guyY
crying,Y
sobbing,Y
soY
obviously
afraid.Y
IY
alsoY
tellY
herY
aboutY
myY
dreamtheY
oneY
where
Nikki comforts the Giants fanC
When I finish the story, Tiffany says, So?z
So?z
So I dont get why youre so upset?z
ForY
aY
secondY
IY
thinkY
sheY
mightY
beY
kiddingY
me,Y
but
Tiffanys face does not crackC
ImY
upsetY
becauseY
IY
knowY
NikkiY
willY
beY
madY
atY
mW
whenY
IY
tellY
herY
whatY
happened.Y
IY
amY
upsetY
becauseY
a
disappointedY
myself,Y
andY
apartY
timeY
willY
surelyY
be
extendedY
nowY
becauseY
GodY
willY
wantY
toY
protectY
Nikki
untilY
IY
learnY
toY
controlY
myselfY
better,Y
andY
likeY
Jesus,
NikkiY
isY
aY
paci..st,Y
whichY
isY
theY
reasonY
sheY
didY
notY
like
meY
goingY
toY
theY
rowdyY
EaglesY
gamesY
inY
theY
..rstY
place,
andY
IY
dontY
wantY
toY
beY
sentY
backY
toY
theY
badY
place,Y
and
God, I miss Nikki so much, it hurts so bad andz
FuckY
Nikki,Y
Ti..anyY
says,Y
andY
thenY
slipsY
another
spoonful of raisin bran into her mouthC
I stare at herC
She chews nonchalantlyC
She swallowsC
Excuse me? I sayC
TheY
GiantsY
fanY
soundsY
likeY
aY
totalY
prick,Y
asY
doY
your
brotherY
andY
yourY
friendY
Scott.Y
YouY
didntY
startY
theY
..ght.
You only defended yourself. And if Nikki cant deal wit`
y
_
[
_
[
kg
[
j
that,Y
ifY
NikkiY
wontY
supportY
youY
whenY
youY
areY
feeling
down, then I say fuck her.z
DontY
youY
everY
talkY
aboutY
myY
wifeY
likeY
that,Y
IY
say,
hearing the sharp anger in my voiceC
Tiffany rolls her eyes at meC
I wont allow any of my friends to talk about my wife
like that.z
Your wife, huh? Tiffany saysC
Yes. My wife, Nikki.z
YouY
meanY
yourY
wife, Nikki,Y
whoY
abandonedY
you
whileY
youY
wereY
recoveringY
inY
aY
mentalY
institution.Y
Why
isntY
yourY
wife, Nikki,Y
sittingY
hereY
withY
youY
rightY
now,
Pat?Y
ThinkY
aboutY
it.Y
WhyY
areY
youY
eatingY
fuckingY
raisin
branY
withY
me?Y
AllY
youY
everY
thinkY
aboutY
isY
pleasing
Nikki, and yet your precious Nikki doesnt seem to think
about you at all.Y
Where isY
she? Whats Nikki doing right
now? Do you really believe shes thinking about you?z
Im too shocked to speakC
FuckY
Nikki,Y
Pat.Y
FuckY
her!Y
FD
CKY
NIKKI!Y
Ti..any
slapsY
herY
palmsY
againstY
theY
table,Y
makingY
theY
bowlY
of
raisinY
branY
jump.Y
ForgetY
her.Y
ShesY
gone.Y
DontY
youY
seW
that?z
Our server comes over to the table. She puts her hands
onY
herY
hips.Y
SheY
pressesY
herY
lipsY
together.Y
SheY
looksY
at
me.Y
SheY
looksY
atY
Ti..any.Y
Hey,Y
sisterY
sailor-mouth,Y
the
server saysC
WhenY
IY
lookY
around,Y
theY
otherY
customersY
areY
looking
at my foulmouthed friendC
This isnt a bar, okay?z
Ti..anyY
looksY
atY
theY
server;Y
sheY
shakesY
herY
head.Y
You
know what? Fuck you too, Ti..any says, and then she is
striding across the diner and out the doorC
Im just doin my job, says the server. Jeez!z
ImY
sorry,Y
IY
say,Y
andY
handY
theY
serverY
allY
theY
moneyY
I
havethe twenty-dollar bill my mother gave meY
when I
saidY
IY
wantedY
toY
takeY
Ti..anyY
outY
forY
raisinY
bran.Y
IY
asked
for two twenties, but Mom said I couldnt give the server
fortyY
dollarsY
whenY
theY
mealY
onlyY
costsY
..ve,Y
evenY
afterY
I
toldY
MomY
aboutY
overtipping,Y
whichY
IY
learnedY
from
Nikki, as you already knowC
The waitress says, Thanks, pal. But you better go after
your girlfriend.z
Shes not my girlfriend, I say. Shes just a friend.z
Whatever.z
Tiffany is not outside of the dinerC
I look down theY
street andY
see her running away from
meC
When I catch up to her, I ask whats wrongC
She doesnt answer; she keeps runningC
AtY
aY
quickY
pace,Y
weY
jogY
sideY
byY
sideY
backY
int\
ukj
k
Collingswood,Y
allY
theY
wayY
toY
herY
parentsY
house,Y
and
then Ti..any runs around to the back door without saying
goodbyeC
The Implied Endin`
ThatW
nightW
IW
tryW
toW
read TheW
BellW
JarW
byW
SylviaW
Plath.
Nikki used to talkW
about howW
important PlathsW
novel is,
saying,W
EveryW
youngW
womanW
shouldW
beW
forcedW
toW
read
TheW
BellW
Jar.W
IW
hadW
MomW
checkW
itW
outW
ofW
theW
library,
mostlyW
becauseW
IW
wantW
toW
understandW
womenW
soW
IW
can
relate to Nikkis feelings and whatnotl
TheW
coverW
ofW
theW
bookW
looksW
prettyW
girly,W
withW
aW
dried
rose hung upside down, suspended over the titlel
PlathW
mentionsW
theW
RosenbergsW
executionW
onW
theW
..rst
page, at which point I know Im in for a depressing read,
becauseW
asW
aW
formerW
historyW
teacher,W
IW
understandW
just
how depressing the Red Scare was, and McCarthyism too.
SoonW
afterW
makingW
aW
referenceW
toW
theW
Rosenbergs,W
the
narratorW
startsW
talkingW
aboutW
cadaversW
andW
seeingW
a
severed head while eating breakfastl
TheW
mainW
character,W
Esther,W
hasW
aW
goodW
internshipW
atW
a
NewW
YorkW
CityW
magazine,W
butW
sheW
isW
depressed.W
SheW
uses
fakeW
namesW
withW
theW
menW
sheW
meets.W
EstherW
sortW
ofW
hasW
a
nsq
np
ssp
s
boyfriendW
namedW
Buddy,W
butW
heW
treatsW
herW
horriblyW
and
makesW
herW
feelW
asW
though sheW
shouldW
haveW
babiesW
andW
be
aW
housewifeW
ratherW
thanW
becomeW
aW
writer,W
whichW
isW
what
she wants to bel
EventuallyW
EstherW
breaksW
downW
andW
isW
given
electroshockW
therapy,W
triesW
toW
killW
herselfW
byW
takingW
too
manyW
sleepingW
pills,W
andW
isW
sentW
toW
aW
badW
placeW
likeW
the
one I was inl
EstherW
refersW
toW
aW
blackW
manW
whoW
servesW
foodW
inW
her
badW
placeW
asW
theW
Negro.W
ThisW
makesW
meW
thinkW
about
DannyW
andW
howW
madW
theW
bookW
wouldW
makeW
myW
black
friend,W
especiallyW
becauseW
EstherW
wasW
whiteW
andW
Danny
says only black people can use controversial racial terms
such as Negro.w
AtW
..rst,W
evenW
thoughW
itW
isW
reallyW
depressing,W
thisW
book
excitesW
meW
becauseW
itW
dealsW
withW
mentalW
health,W
aW
topicW
I
amW
veryW
interestedW
inW
learningW
about.W
Also,W
IW
wantW
toW
see
howW
EstherW
getsW
better,W
howW
sheW
willW
eventuallyW
..ndW
her
silverW
liningW
andW
getW
onW
withW
herW
life.W
IW
amW
sureW
Nikki
assigns this book soW
that depressedW
teenage girlsW
will see
theres hope if you just hold on long enoughl
So I read onl
EstherW
losesW
herW
virginity,W
hemorrhagesW
duringW
the
process, and almost bleeds to deathlike Catherine in A
FarewellW
toW
ArmsW
andW
IW
doW
wonderW
whyW
womenW
are
alwaysW
hemorrhagingW
inW
AmericanW
literature.W
ButW
Esther
lives,W
onlyW
toW
..ndW
thatW
herW
friendW
JoanW
hasW
hungW
herselfl
[
j
p
n[
..n]
n]
g
_
p
_
p
l
EstherW
attendsW
theW
funeral,W
andW
theW
bookW
endsW
justW
asW
she
stepsW
intoW
aW
roomW
fullW
ofW
therapistsW
whoW
willW
decideW
if
Esther is healthy enough to leave her bad placel
We do not get to see what happens to Esther, whether
sheW
getsW
better,W
andW
thatW
madeW
meW
veryW
mad,W
especially
after reading all nightl
AsW
theW
sunW
beginsW
toW
shineW
throughW
myW
bedroom
window, I read the biographical sketch at the back of the
book and ..nd out that the whole novel is basically the
storyW
ofW
SylviaW
PlathsW
life andW
thatW
theW
authorW
eventually
stuckW
herW
headW
inW
anW
oven,W
killingW
herselfW
justW
like
HemingwayonlyW
withoutW
theW
gunwhichW
IW
understand
is the implied ending of the book, since everyone knows
the novel is really Sylvia Plaths memoirl
IW
actuallyW
ripW
theW
bookW
inW
halfW
andW
throwW
theW
two
halves at my bedroom walll
Basementl
Stomach Master 6000l
Five hundred crunchesl
WhyW
wouldW
NikkiW
makeW
teenagersW
readW
suchW
a
depressing novelT
Weight benchl
Bench pressl
One-hundred-thirty-pound repsl
Why do people read books like The Bell JarT
WhyT
WhyT
WhyT
ImW
surprisedW
whenW
Ti..anyW
showsW
upW
theW
nextW
dayW
for
ourW
sunsetW
run.W
IW
dontW
knowW
whatW
toW
sayW
toW
her,W
soW
IW
say
nothinglike usuall
We runl
WeW
runW
againW
theW
nextW
dayW
too,W
butW
weW
dontW
discuss
the comments Tiffany made about my wifel
An Acceptable Form of CopinR
In the cloud room, I pick the black recliner because I am
feeling va vlittle vdepressed. vFor va vfew vminutes vI vdont vsay
anything. vI vam vworried vthat vCli.. vwill vsend vme vback vto
the vbad vplace vif vI vtell vhim vthe vtruth, vbut vI vfeel vso vguilty
sitting vthereand vthen vIm vtalking vat vCli.., vspilling
everything in a wild slur of sentences: the big Giants fan,
the vlittle vGiants vfan, vmy v..st..ght, vthe vEagles vloss vto vthe
Giants, vmy vfather vsmashing vthe vtelevision vscreen, vhis
bringing vme the vsports vpages but vrefusing vto speak vwith
me, vmy vdream vabout vNikki vwearing va vGiants vjersey,
Ti..any saying Fuck Nikki but still wanting to run with
me vevery vday; vand vthen vNikki vteaching vSylvia vPlath vto
defenseless vteenagers, vmy vripping The vBell vJar vin vhalf,
and vSylvia vPlath vsticking vher vhead vin van voven. vAn
oven? vI vsay. vWhy vwould vanyone vstick vtheir vhead vin an
oven?vThe vrelease vis vpowerful, vand vI vrealize vnow vthat
somewhere in the middle of my rant I had begun crying.
When I ..nish speaking, I cover my face, because Cli.. isv
iiyvii
my therapist, yes, but he is also a man and an Eagles fan
and maybe a friend too.vI start sobbing behind my hands.vAll vis vquiet vin vthe
vcloud vroom vfor va vfew vminutes, vand
then vCli.. v..nally vspeaks, vsaying, vI vhate vGiants vfans. vSo
arrogant, valways vwanting vto vtalk vabout vL.T., vwho vwas
nothing vbut va vdirty vrotten vcokehead. vTwo vSuper vBowls,
yes, vbut vXXV vand vXXI vwere vsome vtime vagomore vthan
..fteen vyears vhave vpassed. vAnd vwe vwere vthere vjust vtwo
years ago, right? Even if we did lose.vI am surprised.vI was sure Cli.. was going
to yell at me for hitting the
Giants fan, that he would again threaten to send me back
to vthe vbad vplace, vand vhis vbringing vup vLawrence vTaylor
seems so random that I lower my hands and see that Cliff
is standing, although he is so small his head is not much
higher than mine, even though I am sitting down. Also, I
sort of vthink he just vimplied that the Eagles were vin the
Super vBowl vtwo vyears vago, vwhich vwould vmake vme very
upset vbecause vI vhave vabsolutely vno vmemory vof vthis, vso vI
try to forget what Cli.. said about our team being in the
big game.vDont vyou vhate vGiants vfans? vhe vsays vto vme. vDont
you just hate em? Come on now, tell the truth.vYeah, vI vdo, vI vsay. vA vlot. vSo vd
o vmy vbrother vand
father.vWhy would this man wear a Giants jersey to an Eaglesv
ywviwivy
game?vI dont know.vDid he not think he would be mocked?vI dont know what to say.vEvery
year vI vsee vthese vstupid vDallas vand vGiants vand
Redskins vfans vcome vinto our house wearing vtheir vcolors,
and vevery vyear vthese vsame vfans vget vmanhandled vby
drunken Eagles fans. When will they learn?vI am too shocked to speak.v
Does vthis vmean vCli.. vis va vseason-ticket vholder? vI
wonder, but do not ask.vNot vonly vwere vyou vdefending vyour vbrother, vbut vyou
were defending your team too! Right?vI realize that I am nodding.vCli.. vsits vdo
wn. vHe vpulls vthe vlever, vhis vfootrest vcomes
up, vand vI vstare vat vthe vwell-worn vsoles vof vhis vpenny
loafers.vWhen vI vam vsitting vin vthis vchair, vI vam vyour vtherapist.
When vI vam vnot vin vthis vchair, vI vam va vfellow vEagles vfan.
Uvnderstand?vI nod.vViolence vis vnot van vacceptable vsolution. vYou vdid vnot
have to hit that Giants fan.vI nod again. I didnt want to hit him.vBut you did.v
yvvI look down at my hands. My fingers are all squirmy.vWhat alternatives did you h
ave? he says.vAlternatives?vWhat velse vcould vyou vhave vdone, besides vhitting vth
e
Giants fan?vI vdidnt vhave vtime vto vthink. vHe vwas vpushing vme, vand
he threw my brother downvWhat if he had been Kenny G?vI vclose vmy veyes, vhum va vs
ingle vnote, vand vsilently vcount
to ten, blanking my mind.vYes, the humming. Why not try that when you feel as
though vyou vare vgoing vto vhit vsomeone? vWhere vdid vyouv
learn that technique?vIm a little mad at Cliff for bringing up Kenny G, which
seems like a dirty trick, especially since he knows Mr. G
is vmy vbiggest nemesis, but I remember vthat Cli.. vdid not
yell at me when I told him the truth, and I am thankful
for vthat, vso vI vsay, vNikki vused vto vhum va vsingle vnote
whenever I o..ended her. She said she learned it in yoga
class. And whenever she hummed, it would catch me o..
guard. vI vwould vget vreally vfreaked vout, vbecause vit vis
strange to sit next to someone who is humming a single
note vwith vher veyes vclosedand vNikki vwould vkeep
humming that single note for such a long time. When she
..nally stopped, I would be grateful, and I also would be
more aware of her displeasure and more receptive to her
feelings, vwhich vis vsomething vI vdid vnot vappreciate vuntilv
iwiviviivii
recently.vSo thats why you hum every time someone brings up
KennyvI vclose vmy veyes, vhum va vsingle vnote, vand vsilently vcount
to ten, blanking my mind.vWhen I ..nish, Cli.. says, It allows you to express you
r
displeasure vin va vunique vway, vdisarming vthose varound
you. vVery vinteresting vtactic. vWhy vnot vuse vthis vin vother
areas of your life? What if you had closed your eyes and
hummed when the Giants fan pushed you?vI hadnt thought of that.vDo you think he wou
ld have continued to push you if
you had closed your eyes and hummed?vProbably vnot, vI vthink. vThe vGiants vfan
vwould vhave
thought vI vwas vcrazy, vwhich vis vexactly vwhat vI vthought
about Nikki when she first used the tactic on me.vCliff smiles and nods at me wh
en he reads my face.vWe vtalk va vlittle vabout vTi..any. vHe vsays vit vseems v
asv
though vTi..any vhas vromantic vfeelings vfor vme, vand vhe
claims vshe vis vmost vlikely vjealous vof vmy vlove vfor vNikki,
which I think is silly, especially since Ti..any never even
talks to me and is always so aloof when we are together.
Plus vTi..any vis vso vbeautiful, vand vI vhave vnot vaged vwell vat
all.vShes just a weird woman, I say in response.vArent vthey vall? vCli.. vreplies, va
nd vwe vlaugh vsomev
vyv?vivivw
because women truly are hard to figure out sometimes.vWhat vabout vmy vdream? vMe
vseeing vNikki vin va vGiants
jersey? What do you think that means?vWhat vdo you vthink vit vmeans? vCli.. vasks,
vand vwhen vI
shrug, he changes the subject.vCliff says Sylvia Plaths work is very depressing t
o read,
and that his own daughter had recently su..ered through
The Bell Jar because she is taking an American literature
course at Eastern High School.vAnd you didnt complain to administration? I asked.vAb
out what?vAbout vyour vdaughter vbeing vforced vto vread vsuch
depressing stories.vNo. Of course not. Why would I?vBecause vthe vnovel vteaches vki
ds vto vbe vpessimistic. vNo
hope vat vthe vend, vno vsilver vlining. vTeenagers vshould vbev
taught thatvLife vis vhard, vPat, vand vchildren vhave vto vbe vtold vhow
hard life can be.vWhy?vSo vthey vwill vbe vsympathetic vto vothers. vSo vthey vwill
understand that some people have it harder than they do
and vthat va vtrip vthrough vthis vworld vcan vbe va vwildly
di..erent vexperience, vdepending von vwhat vchemicals vare
raging through ones mind.vI vhad vnot vthought vabout vthis vexplanation, vthat vr
eadingv
iivi
books like The Bell Jar helped others understand what it
was like to be Esther Greenwood. And I realize now that
I have a lot of sympathy for Esther, and if she were a real
person vin vmy vlife, vI vwould vhave vtried vto vhelp vher, vonly
because vI vknew vher thoughts well enough vto vunderstand
she vwas vnot vsimply vderanged, vbut vsu..ering vbecause vher
world vhad vbeen vso vcruel vto vher vand vbecause vshe vwas
depressed, due to the wild chemicals in her mind.vSo youre not mad at me? I ask whe
n I see Cli.. look
at his watch, which signifies our session is almost over.vNo. Not at all.vReally? I
ask, because I know Cli.. is probably going
to write all my recent failures down in a ..le as soon as I
leave. vThat vhe vprobably vthinks vhe vhas vfailed vas vmy
therapistat least for this week.vCli.. vstands, vsmiles vat vme, vand vthen vlook
s vout vthe vbay
window at the sparrow washing in the stone birdbath.vBefore vyou vleave, vPat, vI
vwant vto vsay vsomething very
important to you. This is a matter of life and death. Are
you vlistening vto vme? vBecause vI vreally vwant vyou vto
remember this. Okay?vI vstart vto vworry vbecause vCli.. vsounds vso vserious, vb
ut vI
swallow, nod, and say, Okay.vCliff turns.vCliff faces me.vHis vface vlooks vgrave,
vand vfor va vsecond, vI vam veryv
ivy
nervous.vBut then Cli.. throws his hands up in the air and yells
Ahhhhhhhhh!vI vlaugh vbecause vCli.. vhas vtricked vme vwith vhis vfunny
joke. I immediately stand, throw my hands up in the air,
and yell Ahhhhhhhhh!vE!-A!-G!-L!-E!-S! vEAGLES! vwe vchant vin vunison,
throwing our arms and legs out in an e..ort to represent
each letter with our bodies, and I have to sayas stupid
as vit vmay vsoundchanting vwith vCli.. vmakes vme vfeel va
whole vlot vbetter. vAnd vjudging vby vthe vsmile von vhis vlittle
brown vface, vhe knows the value vof vwhat he is vdoing vfor
me.v
Balanced Very Carefully, As If the WholG
Thing Might Topple When the Heater VentR
Begin to Blow Later This FalD
FromI
theI
basement,I
II
hearI
myI
dadI
say,I
ItI
goesI
righT
here,I
onI
thisI
table.I
ThreeI
setsI
ofI
footstepsI
areI
movinZ
acrossI
theI
family-roomI
..oor,I
andI
soonI
II
hearI
something
heavyI
beingI
setI
down.I
AfterI
..fteenI
minutesI
orI
so,I
the
soundsI
ofI
collegeI
footballI
explodeI
throughI
theI
..oor
abovebigI
bandsI
playing,I
drumsI
galore,I
..ghtI
songs
beingI
sungandI
II
realizeI
myI
fatherI
hasI
replacedI
the
family-roomI
television.I
II
hearI
theI
deliverymenR
footstepsI
exit,I
andI
thenI
DadI
increasesI
theI
volumeI
soI
I
canI
hearI
everyI
playI
callI
theI
commentatorsI
make,I
eveE
thoughI
II
amI
inI
theI
basementI
andI
theI
basementI
doorI
iR
shut.I
II
dontI
followI
collegeI
football,I
soI
II
dontI
reallL
know the players or the teams being discussedu
I do some curlsI
and simplyI
listen, secretlyI
hoping DaH
^
iD
l comeI
downI
intoI
theI
basement,I
tellI
meI
aboutI
thG
new television, and ask me to watch the game with himu
But he doesntu
Suddenly,I
maybeI
aI
halfI
hourI
afterI
theI
deliverymeE
leave,I
theI
volumeI
isI
turnedI
down,I
andI
II
hearI
MomI
ask,
What the hell is this?v
ItsI
aI
high-de..nitionI
televisionI
withI
surroundI
sound,v
my father repliesu
No, that is a movie screen, andv
Jeaniev
Dont you Jeanie me.v
II
workI
hardI
forI
ourI
money,I
andI
II
wontI
haveI
yoO
telling me how to spend it!v
Patrick,I
itsI
ridiculous.I
ItI
doesntI
evenI
..tI
onI
theI
end
table. How much did you pay for that?v
Never mind.v
YouI
smashedI
theI
oldI
televisionI
justI
soI
youI
couldI
buL
a bigger one, didnt you?v
JesusI
Christ,I
Jeanie.I
WillI
youI
pleaseI
stopI
bitchingI
aT
me for once?v
Were on a budget. We agreedv
Oh. Okay. Were on a budget.v
We agreed thatv
WeI
haveI
moneyI
toI
feedI
Pat.I
WeI
haveI
moneyI
toI
buy
Pat a new wardrobe. We have money to buy Pat a homG
}
P
gym.I
WeI
haveI
moneyI
forI
PatsI
medications.I
WellI
then,
theI
wayI
II
seeI
it,I
weI
haveI
moneyI
forI
aI
newI
fuckinZ
television set too.v
I hear my mothers footsteps exit the family room. Just
beforeI
myI
fatherI
turnsI
upI
theI
gameI
again,I
II
hearI
heK
stompI
upI
theI
stepsI
toI
herI
bedroom,I
whereI
II
knowI
shG
will cry because my father has cursed at her againu
And its my fault their money is stretchedu
I feel awfulu
I do sit-ups on the Stomach Master 6000 until it is time
to run with Tiffanyu
WhenI
II
..nallyI
goI
upstairs,I
II
seeI
thatI
DadsI
televisioE
set is one of those new ..at-screen models they advertised
whenI
weI
watchedI
theI
EaglesI
playI
Houston,I
andI
itI
is
literallyI
almostI
theI
sizeI
ofI
ourI
dining-roomI
table.I
Its
huge; only the center third rests on the end table, making
itI
lookI
asI
ifI
itI
isI
balancedI
veryI
carefully,I
asI
ifI
theI
wholG
thingI
mightI
toppleI
whenI
theI
heaterI
ventsI
beginI
toI
blo^
later this fall. Even still, while I do feel bad about Mom,
II
haveI
toI
admitI
thatI
theI
pictureI
qualityI
isI
excellentI
and
theI
speakersI
setI
upI
onI
standsI
behindI
theI
couchI
..llI
thG
houseI
withI
sound,I
makingI
itI
seemI
asI
thoughI
theI
collegG
football game is being played in our family roomand I
startI
toI
lookI
forwardI
toI
watchingI
theI
EaglesI
onI
theI
new
set, thinking the players will almost appear life-sizeu
II
standI
behindI
theI
couchI
forI
aI
second,I
admiringI
mL
fathersI
newI
television,I
hopingI
heI
willI
acknowledgeI
mL
presence.I
II
evenI
say,I
Dad,I
didI
youI
getI
aI
ne^
television?v
But he doesnt answer meu
He is mad at my mom for questioning his purchase, so
now he will sulk. He will not talk to anyone for the rest
of the day, I know from experience, so I leave the house
and find Tiffany jogging up and down the streetu
Tiffany and I run together, but we do not talku
WhenI
II
returnI
home,I
Ti..anyI
keepsI
joggingI
withouT
even saying goodbye, and as I jog up the driveway to thG
back door, Mothers car is goneu
The Pat Bo_
ByW
11:00W
p.m.W
myW
motherW
hasW
notW
returnedW
home,W
andW
I
startW
toW
worryW
becauseW
everyW
nightW
atW
10:45W
p.m.W
Im
supposedW
toW
takeW
pillsW
thatW
helpW
meW
sleep.W
ItW
isntW
like
Mom to foul up my medication schedulee
IW
knockW
onW
myW
parentsW
bedroomW
door.W
WhenW
noW
one
answers,W
IW
pushW
theW
doorW
open.W
MyW
fatherW
isW
sleeping
withW
theW
smallW
bedroomW
televisionW
on.W
TheW
blueW
glow
makesW
hisW
skinW
lookW
alienheW
sortW
ofW
looksW
likeW
aW
big
..sh in a lit aquarium, only without gills, scales, and ..ns.
IW
walkW
overW
toW
myW
dadW
andW
shakeW
hisW
shoulderW
lightly.
Dad? I shake him a little harder. Dad?\
WhaddyaW
want?W
heW
saysW
withoutW
openingW
hisW
eyes.
HeW
isW
lyingW
onW
hisW
side,W
andW
theW
leftW
sideW
ofW
hisW
mouthW
is
smashed into the pillowe
Moms not home yet. Im worried.\
He doesnt say anythinge
Where is she?\
Still, he does not say anythinge
S[
[
[
Im worried about Mom. Do you think we should call
the police?\
IW
waitW
forW
aW
reply,W
butW
onlyW
hearW
myW
fatherW
snoring
softlye
AfterW
turningW
o..W
theW
television,W
IW
leaveW
myW
parents
bedroom and go downstairs to the kitchene
IW
tellW
myselfW
ifW
DadW
isntW
worried,W
IW
shouldntW
beW
either.
ButW
IW
knowW
itW
isntW
likeW
MomW
toW
leaveW
meW
aloneW
without
tellingW
meW
whereW
sheW
willW
be,W
especiallyW
withoutW
talking
to me about my medicationse
IW
openW
theW
kitchenW
cabinetW
andW
takeW
outW
theW
eight
bottlesW
ofW
pillsW
thatW
allW
haveW
myW
nameW
printedW
onW
the
labels.W
SoW
manyW
long,W
depressingW
drugW
namesW
areW
onW
the
labelsW
asW
well,W
butW
IW
onlyW
knowW
theW
pillsW
byW
theirW
colors,
so I open all the lids and look for what I neede
Two white-and-reds for sleeping, and also a green one
withW
aW
yellowW
stripe,W
butW
IW
doW
notW
knowW
whatW
theW
green
one with a yellow stripe does. Maybe antianxiety? I take
allW
threeW
pillsW
becauseW
IW
wantW
toW
sleep,W
andW
also,W
IW
know
thatW
is whatW
Mom wouldW
want meW
to do.W
Maybe Mom is
testingW
me.W
SinceW
myW
fatherW
talkedW
downW
toW
herW
earlier
today,W
IW
reallyW
wantW
toW
pleaseW
MomW
evenW
moreW
thanW
on
regular days, although I am not sure whye
I lie in bed wondering where Mom could be. I want to
call her cell phone, but I dont know the number. Maybe
sheW
hadW
aW
carW
accident?W
MaybeW
sheW
hadW
aW
strokeW
orW
a
heartW
attack?W
ButW
thenW
IW
thinkW
aW
policeW
o..cerW
orW
Z
r[
t[
p
Bu[
[
[
p
p
g
r
hospitalW
doctorW
wouldW
haveW
calledW
usW
byW
nowW
ifW
anyW
of
thoseW
thingsW
hadW
happened,W
becauseW
sheW
wouldW
certainly
haveW
herW
creditW
cardsW
andW
licenseW
onW
her.W
MaybeW
sheW
got
lostW
whileW
driving?W
ButW
thenW
sheW
wouldW
haveW
usedW
her
cell phone to call home and would have told us she was
runningW
late. MaybeW
she gotW
sick ofW
Dad andW
me and ran
away?W
IW
thinkW
aboutW
thisW
andW
realizeW
thatW
excludingW
the
timesW
whenW
sheW
teasesW
meW
aboutW
Ti..anyW
beingW
my
friend,W
IW
haventW
seenW
myW
motherW
laughW
orW
smileW
inW
a
veryW
longW
timeinW
fact,W
ifW
IW
reallyW
thinkW
aboutW
it,W
IW
often
seeW
MomW
cryingW
orW
lookingW
likeW
sheW
isW
aboutW
toW
cry.
Maybe she got sick of keeping track of my pills? Maybe I
forgot to ..ush one morning and Mom found some of my
pillsW
inW
theW
toiletW
andW
isW
nowW
madW
atW
meW
forW
hidingW
pills
underW
myW
tongue?W
MaybeW
IW
haveW
failedW
toW
appreciate
Mom just like I failed to appreciate Nikki, and now God
is taking Mom away from me too? Maybe Mom is never
coming home again and|
JustW
asW
IW
startW
toW
feelW
seriouslyW
anxious,W
asW
ifW
IW
might
need to bang the heel of my hand against my forehead, I
hear a car pull into the drivewaye
When I look out the window, I see Moms red sedane
I run down the stairse
ImW
outW
theW
doorW
beforeW
sheW
evenW
reachesW
theW
back
porche
Mom? I saye
Is-jus-me,W
sheW
saysW
throughW
theW
shadowsW
inW
thV
jj
[
g
j
[
t
drivewaye
Where were you?\
Out.W
WhenW
sheW
entersW
intoW
theW
whiteW
circleW
castW
from
the outside light, she looks like she might fall backward,
so I run down the steps and give her a hand, bracing her
shouldersW
withW
myW
arm.W
HerW
headW
isW
sortW
ofW
wobbly,W
but
she manages to look me in the eyes; she squints and says,
Nikki-sa-fool tave let you getta-way.\
HerW
mentioningW
NikkiW
makesW
meW
feelW
evenW
more
anxious, especially what she said about my getting away,
because I have not gotten away and would be more than
willing to go back to Nikki now or whenever, and it was
me who was the fool, never appreciating Nikki for what
sheW
wasallW
ofW
whichW
MotherW
knowsW
soW
well.W
ButW
IW
can
smellW
theW
alcoholW
onW
herW
breath;W
IW
hearW
herW
slurring her
words, and I realize its probably just the alcohol talking
nonsense. Mom does not usually drink, but tonight she is
obviously drunk, and this also makes me worrye
IW
helpW
herW
intoW
theW
houseW
andW
sitW
herW
downW
onW
the
couchW
inW
theW
familyW
room.W
WithinW
minutesW
shesW
passed
out colde
It would be a bad idea to put my drunk mother in bed
withW
myW
sulkingW
father,W
soW
IW
putW
anW
armW
underW
her
shouldersW
andW
anotherW
armW
underW
herW
knees,W
liftW
herW
up,
and carry her to my bedroom. Mom is small and light, so
itW
isW
notW
hardW
forW
meW
toW
carryW
herW
upW
theW
stairs.W
IW
getW
her
into my bed, take off her shoes, throw the comforter oveg
[
[
g
[
g
[
p
r[
g
q
r
herW
body,W
andW
thenW
goW
toW
getW
aW
glassW
ofW
waterW
fromW
the
kitchene
BackW
upstairs,W
IW
..ndW
aW
bottleW
ofW
TylenolW
andW
tapW
out
two white pillse
IW
pickW
myW
mothersW
headW
up,W
getW
herW
intoW
aW
seated
position,W
shakeW
herW
lightlyW
untilW
sheW
opensW
herW
eyes,W
and
tell her to take the pills along with the glass of water. At
..rstW
sheW
says,W
JusW
lemmeW
sleep,W
butW
IW
knowW
from
collegeW
daysW
justW
howW
muchW
thisW
pre-bedW
waterW
and
headacheW
medicineW
canW
reduceW
theW
morningW
hangover.
FinallyW
myW
motherW
takesW
theW
pills,W
drinksW
halfW
aW
glassW
of
water, and is back asleep in no time at alle
I watch her rest for a few minutes, and I think she still
looksW
pretty,W
thatW
IW
reallyW
doW
loveW
myW
mom.W
IW
wonder
whereW
sheW
wentW
toW
drinkwithW
whomW
sheW
drankW
and
whatW
sheW
drankbutW
reallyW
IW
amW
onlyW
happyW
thatW
sheW
is
home safe. I try not to think about her downing drinks at
some depressing bar, with middle-aged men all around. I
tryW
notW
toW
thinkW
aboutW
MomW
bad-mouthingW
myW
fatherW
to
oneW
ofW
herW
girlfriendsW
andW
thenW
drivingW
homeW
drunk.W
But
its all I can think about: how my mother is being driven
toW
drinkhow ImW
drivingW
myW
motherW
toW
drink,W
andW
my
father isnt helping much eithere
After grabbing my framed picture of Nikki, I climb the
stairs to the attic, set Nikki up next to my pillow, and get
intoW
myW
sleepingW
bag.W
IW
leaveW
theW
lightsW
onW
soW
IW
canW
fall
asleepW
lookingW
atW
NikkisW
freckledW
nose,W
whichW
isW
exactl`
[
g
p
p
_
c[
what I doe
WhenW
IW
openW
myW
eyes,W
KennyW
GW
isW
standingW
overW
me,W
his
legs bridging my body, a foot on either side of my chest;
theW
sexyW
synthesizerW
chordsW
areW
softlyW
lightingW
the
darknesse
TheW
lastW
timeW
Mr.W
GW
visitedW
myW
parentsW
atticW
..ashes
throughW
myW
headmyW
fatherW
kickingW
andW
punchingW
me,
myW
fatherW
threateningW
toW
sendW
meW
backW
toW
theW
badW
place
soW
IW
closeW
myW
eyes,W
humW
aW
singleW
note,W
andW
silently
count to ten, blanking my minde
But Kenny G is undauntede
TheW
sopranoW
saxW
entersW
Mr.W
GsW
lipsW
onceW
moreW
and
SongbirdW
takesW
..ight.W
IW
keepW
myW
eyesW
closed,W
humW
a
single note, and silently count to ten, blanking my mind,
butW
heW
continuesW
toW
blowW
hisW
horn.W
TheW
littleW
whiteW
scar
aboveW
myW
rightW
eyebrowW
startsW
toW
burnW
andW
itchW
asW
the
melodyW
..uttersW
towardW
climax.W
Desperately,W
IW
wantW
to
poundW
theW
heelW
ofW
myW
handW
againstW
myW
forehead,W
but
insteadW
IW
keepW
myW
eyesW
closed,W
humW
aW
singleW
note,W
and
silently count to ten, blanking my minde
Just when Kenny Gs smooth jazz seems unconquerable
|
Seven, eight, nine, tene
Suddenly silencee
WhenW
IW
openW
myW
eyes,W
IW
seeW
NikkisW
stillW
face,W
heg
{
tcr
freckledW
noseIW
kissW
theW
glass,W
feelingW
soW
relievedW
that
KennyW
GW
hasW
stoppedW
playing.W
IW
exitW
myW
sleepingW
bag,
look all around the atticmoving a few dusty boxes and
otherW
items,W
searchingW
behindW
hangingW
rowsW
ofW
out-of
season clothesand Mr. G is gone. Ive defeated him, I
whisper.W
HeW
didntW
makeW
meW
punchW
myW
forehead,W
and
\
I see a boxW
marked PatW
and begin to experience that
badW
feelingW
IW
sometimesW
getW
justW
beforeW
something
unpleasantW
isW
aboutW
toW
happen.W
ItW
feelsW
asW
thoughW
IW
have
toW
goW
toW
theW
bathroomW
veryW
badly,W
evenW
thoughW
IW
knowW
I
donte
TheW
boxW
isW
atW
theW
farW
endW
ofW
theW
attic.W
ItW
wasW
hidden
underW
aW
braidedW
rugW
IW
movedW
whenW
IW
wasW
searchingW
for
KennyW
G.W
IW
haveW
toW
navigateW
myW
wayW
backW
throughW
the
mess I made during my search, but soon I reach the box.
IW
..ipW
openW
theW
..apsW
atW
theW
top,W
andW
myW
Collingswood
HighW
SchoolW
soccerW
jacketW
isW
onW
top.W
IW
takeW
itW
outW
ofW
the
boxW
andW
holdW
theW
dustyW
thingW
up.W
TheW
jacketW
looksW
so
small. Id rip the yellow leather sleeves o.. if I tried it on
now,W
IW
think,W
andW
thenW
setW
theW
relicW
downW
onW
another
nearbyW
box.W
WhenW
IW
nextW
lookW
intoW
theW
PatW
box,W
IW
am
shockedW
andW
scaredW
intoW
rearrangingW
theW
atticW
soW
itW
looks
exactly how it was before I began searching for Mr. Ge
WhenW
theW
atticW
isW
restored,W
IW
lieW
inW
myW
sleepingW
bag,
feelingW
asW
ifW
IW
amW
inW
aW
dream.W
SeveralW
timesW
duringW
the
nightW
IW
getW
up,W
moveW
theW
braidedW
rug,W
andW
lookW
inW
the
Pat box again, just to make sure I had not hallucinatek
[
_
jj
[
[
ug
[
up
t
before.W
EveryW
time,W
theW
contentsW
condemnW
MomW
and
make me feel betrayede
Moms Handwriting EmergeQ
TheR
sunR
burstsR
throughR
theR
atticR
windowR
andR
landsR
on
myR
face,R
warmingR
it,R
untilR
IR
openR
myR
eyesR
andR
greetR
the
dayR
withR
aR
squint.R
AfterR
aR
kiss,R
IR
returnR
NikkiR
toR
my
bedroomR
dresserR
andR
..ndR
myR
motherR
stillR
asleepR
inR
my
bed.R
IR
noticeR
thatR
theR
glassR
ofR
waterR
IR
leftR
herR
isR
noW
empty,R
andR
IR
amR
gladR
toR
haveR
leftR
itR
there,R
evenR
ifR
IR
aO
mad at Mom nowj
As I descend the staircase, I smell something burningj
When I reach the kitchen, my father is standing in front
of the stove. He is wearing Moms red apronj
Dad?:
WhenR
heR
turnsR
around,R
heR
hasR
aR
spatulaR
inR
oneR
hanV
andR
aR
pinkR
ovenR
mittR
onR
theR
other.R
BehindR
him,R
meaZ
hissesaR
thickR
riverR
ofR
smokeR
..iesR
upR
intoR
theR
exhausZ
fanj
What are you doing?:
Cooking.:
gj
Cooking what?:
Steak.:
Why?:
Im hungry.:
Are you frying it?:
Im cooking it Cajun style. Blackened.:
MaybeR
youR
shouldR
turnR
theR
burnerR
down?R
IR
suggest,
butR
heR
returnsR
toR
hisR
cooking,R
continuingR
toR
..ipR
the
sizzlingR
cutR
overR
andR
over,R
soR
IR
goR
downR
intoR
the
basement to begin my workoutj
The fire alarm goes off for fifteen minutes or soj
WhenR
IR
returnR
toR
theR
kitchenR
twoR
hoursR
later,R
theR
pan
he used is blackened and still on the now greasy stove; a
plateR
andR
utensilsR
areR
inR
theR
sink.R
DadR
isR
watchingR
ESPN
onR
hisR
newR
television,R
andR
hisR
surroundR
soundR
speaker
systemR
seemsR
toR
shakeR
theR
house.R
TheR
clockR
onR
the
microwaveR
readsR
8:17R
a.m.R
MyR
motherR
hasR
forgottenR
my
meds again, so I take out my eight bottles, remove all the
caps,R
andR
searchR
forR
theR
rightR
colors.R
SoonR
IR
haveR
aR
hale
dozenR
pillsR
linedR
upR
onR
theR
counter,R
andR
IR
con..rmR
that
theR
colorsR
areR
whatR
IR
takeR
everyR
morning.R
IR
swallowR
all
ofR
myR
pills,R
thinkingR
maybeR
myR
motherR
isR
testingR
me
again, and even though I am technically mad at her, I am
alsoR
nowR
veryR
worriedR
aboutR
Mom,R
soR
IR
climbR
theR
steps
to my room and see that she is still sleepingj
Downstairs, I stand behind the couch and say, Dad?:
g
e]
ButR
heR
ignoresR
me,R
soR
IR
returnR
toR
myR
basementR
gym
andR
continueR
myR
workout,R
listeningR
toR
theR
ESPN
commentatorsR
recapR
theR
collegeR
gamesR
andR
forecastR
the
upcoming NFL action. Their voices arrive crisply through
theR
..oorboardsR
above.R
IR
knowR
fromR
readingR
theR
paper
thatR
theR
EaglesR
areR
favoredR
toR
winR
overR
SanR
Francisco,
whichR
makesR
meR
excitedR
toR
watchR
theR
gameR
withR
my
father,R
whoR
willR
beR
inR
aR
greatR
moodR
ifR
theR
EaglesR
are
victorious,R
andR
thereforeR
heR
willR
alsoR
beR
moreR
likelyR
tN
speak with mej
Midmorning, Mom descends, which is a relief, becauseIR
was startingR
toR
worryR
thatR
sheR
wasR
reallyR
sick.R
IR
am
ridingR
theR
bike,R
andafterR
..ndingR
theR
PatR
boxR
last
nightI just continue pedaling when Mom says, Pat? I
doR
notR
faceR
Mom,R
butR
usingR
myR
peripheralR
vision,R
IR
see
thatR
sheR
isR
showered,R
herR
hairR
isR
done,R
herR
makeupR
is
applied, and she is wearing a pretty summer dress. Mom
alsoR
smellsR
reallyR
nicelavender.R
DidR
youR
takeR
your
pills last night? she asksj
I nod oncej
What about this morning?:
I nod againj
Dr.R
PatelR
toldR
meR
IR
shouldR
haveR
allowedR
youR
toR
take
controlR
overR
yourR
medsR
whenR
youR
..rstR
cameR
home,R
that
thisR
wasR
aR
stepR
towardR
independence.R
ButR
IR
wasR
beingR
a
momR
whenR
youR
didR
notR
needR
meR
toR
beR
aR
mom.R
So
congratulations, Pat.:
[
j
CongratulationsR
isR
aR
strangeR
thingR
forR
herR
toR
say,
especially since I have not won a prize or anything, but I
am really only thinking about what happened last night,
why Mom came home drunk. So I ask her, Where were
you last night? Did you go out with friends?:
K
sing the corner of my eye again, I see her look down
atR
theR
oldR
brownR
rugR
beneathR
us.R
IR
appreciateR
your
puttingR
meR
toR
bedR
lastR
night.R
TheR
waterR
andR
theR
Tylenol
helped.R
ItR
wasR
aR
bitR
ofR
aR
roleR
reversal,R
eh?R
Well,R
I
appreciate it. Thanks, Pat.:
I realize she has not answered my question, but I dont
know what to say, so I say nothingj
YourR
fatherR
hasR
beenR
aR
bearR
lately,R
andR
ImR
simply
tiredR
ofR
it.R
SoR
ImR
makingR
someR
demands,R
andR
thingsR
are
going to change a little around here. Both of my men are
going to start taking care of themselves a little more. You
needR
toR
getR
onR
withR
yourR
life,R
andR
ImR
sickR
andR
tiredR
of
the way your father treats me.:
SuddenlyR
IR
forgetR
allR
aboutR
theR
PatR
boxR
andR
faceR
my
mother as I continue pedaling. Are you mad at me? Did
I do something wrong?:
ImR
notR
madR
atR
you,R
Pat.R
I amR
madR
atR
yourR
father.R
He
andR
IR
hadR
aR
longR
talkR
yesterdayR
whenR
youR
wereR
running.
ThingsR
mightR
beR
aR
littleR
roughR
aroundR
hereR
forR
aR
few
weeks,R
butR
IR
thinkR
wellR
allR
beR
betterR
forR
itR
inR
theR
long
run.:
AR
wildR
thoughtR
leapsR
intoR
myR
headR
andR
terri..esR
mej
_
g_
]
Q
h]
]
eQ
ej
Youre not leaving us, Mom, are you?:
No.R
ImR
not,R
MomR
says,R
lookingR
meR
inR
theR
eyes,
whichR
makesR
meR
believeR
herR
oneR
hundredR
percent.R
I
wouldR
neverR
leaveR
you,R
Pat.R
ButR
I amR
goingR
outR
today
becauseR
ImR
doneR
withR
EaglesR
football.R
YouR
twoR
areR
on
your own for food.:
Where are you going? I ask, pedaling faster nowj
Out,R
MomR
says,R
andR
thenR
kissesR
theR
littleR
whiteR
scar
on my sweaty forehead before she leavesj
IR
amR
soR
nervousR
aboutR
whatR
MomR
hasR
toldR
meR
thatR
IR
do
not eat anything allR
day, butR
simply drink my water and
doR
myR
routine.R
BecauseR
theR
EaglesR
areR
playingR
atR
4:15,R
I
getR
inR
aR
fullR
workout.R
TheR
wholeR
time,R
IR
secretlyR
hope
my father will come down into the basement and ask me
to watch the 1:00 NFL game with him, but he doesntj
MidafternoonR
IR
climbR
upR
outR
ofR
theR
basementR
and
stand behind the couch for a secondj
Dad? I say. Dad?:
He ignores me and keeps watching the 1:00 game, and
I dont even look to see who is playing, becauseR
I am so
nervous about what Mom told me. I put on my trash bag
andR
hopeR
Ti..anyR
isR
outside,R
becauseR
IR
couldR
reallyR
use
someone to talk to. But after I stretch for ..fteen minutes,
Ti..anyR
doesntR
show,R
soR
IR
runR
alone,R
thinkingR
itR
funny
thatR
whenR
IR
wantR
toR
runR
alone,R
Ti..anyR
isR
alwaysR
theref
_
h]
g
]
Q
Q
Q
h]
]
but today she is notj
IR
amR
veryR
hungry,R
andR
theR
painR
inR
myR
stomach
increasesR
asR
IR
run,R
whichR
IR
relishR
becauseR
itR
meansR
IR
am
losing weight, and well, I feel as though I might have put
onR
someR
extraR
fatR
inR
theR
pastR
week,R
especiallyR
after
drinkingR
beerR
withR
JakeR
lastR
weekend.R
ThisR
remindsR
me
that I have not spoken with Jake since the Eagles lost to
theR
Giants,R
andR
IR
wonderR
ifR
heR
isR
comingR
overR
todayR
to
watchR
theR
gameR
withR
DadR
andR
me.R
SinceR
theR
painR
haQ
sharpened,R
IR
decideR
toR
runR
fartherR
thanR
usual,R
pushing
myself. Also, I am sort of afraid to go home, now that my
mother has left me alone with my father for the day, and
IR
amR
notR
sureR
whatR
sheR
meantR
byR
changesR
anyway.R
I
keepR
wishingR
Ti..anyR
wasR
runningR
withR
meR
soR
IR
might
talkR
toR
herR
andR
tellR
herR
howR
IR
feel,R
whichR
isR
aR
strange
desire since she usually never says much in response, and
theR
lastR
timeR
IR
triedR
toR
talkR
toR
herR
aboutR
myR
problems,
she started cursing very loudly in a public place and said
someR
reallyR
awfulR
thingsR
aboutR
Nikki.R
Still,R
IR
amR
starting
toR
feelR
asR
thoughR
Ti..anyR
isR
myR
bestR
friend,R
whichR
isR
sort
of strange and scaryj
At the end of my run, I jog down my street, and Jakes
silverR
BMWR
isR
nowhereR
toR
beR
seen.R
MaybeR
heR
tookR
the
train in from Philadelphia, I think. I am hoping not to be
leftR
aloneR
withR
myR
fatherR
forR
theR
game,R
butR
somehowR
I
know this is exactly what is going to happenj
WhenR
IR
enterR
theR
house,R
myR
dadR
isR
stillR
aloneR
onR
th]
couch, wearing his McNabb jersey now and watching th]
_
]
[
_
Q
]
s]
_
[
he
endR
ofR
theR
1:00R
game.R
AR
smallR
collectionR
ofR
beerR
bottles
stand at his feet like bowling pinsj
Is Jake coming over? I ask my father, but he ignores
me againj
K
pstairs, I shower and put on my Hank Baskett jerseyj
WhenR
IR
reachR
theR
familyR
room,R
theR
EaglesR
gameR
isR
just
comingR
on,R
soR
IR
sitR
downR
atR
theR
endR
ofR
theR
couchR
my
father is not occupyingj
What the hell is that noise? Dad says, and then turns
down the volumej
IR
realizeR
myR
stomachR
isR
makingR
crazyR
gurglingR
noises,
butR
IR
say,R
IR
dontR
know,R
andR
DadR
turnsR
upR
theR
volume
againj
JustR
asR
IR
hadR
hoped,R
theR
newR
televisionR
isR
an
experience.R
TheR
playersR
warmingR
upR
onR
theR
..eldR
look
life-size, and the sound quality makes me feel as though I
amR
inR
SanR
Francisco,R
sittingR
onR
theR
..fty-yardR
line.
RealizingR
thatR
myR
brotherR
isR
notR
goingR
toR
makeR
itR
by
kicko.., when a commercial comes on, I jump to my feet
andR
yellR
Ahhhhhhhhh!R
butR
DadR
onlyR
looksR
atR
meR
like
heR
wantsR
toR
hitR
meR
inR
theR
faceR
again.R
SoR
IR
sitR
downR
and
do not say anything elsej
TheR
announcersR
stateR
thatR
DontR
StallworthR
wasR
aR
late
scratch,R
soR
IR
startR
toR
hopeR
BaskettR
willR
getR
aR
fewR
more
ballsR
thrownR
hisR
way,R
sinceR
theR
EaglesR
numberR
one
receiver is out of actionj
TheR
EaglesR
setR
upR
aR
niceR
driveR
andR
scoreR
onR
theirR
..rsZ
h]
[
eQ
s]
]
]
Q
]
h]
s
possessionR
withR
aR
shovelR
passR
toR
Westbrook,R
atR
which
point my fathers emotions morph. He reaches across the
couchR
andR
repetitivelyR
clapsR
hisR
handR
againstR
myR
thigh,
sayingR
overR
andR
overR
again,R
TouchdownR
Eagles!
TouchdownR
Eagles!R
IR
startR
toR
feelR
hopefulR
forR
myR
dadf
butR
whenR
theR
EaglesR
kickR
o..,R
heR
resumesR
hisR
negative
waysR
andR
says,R
DontR
celebrateR
tooR
much.R
Remember
whatR
happenedR
lastR
week.R
AndR
itR
isR
almostR
asR
ifR
heR
iQ
talkingR
toR
himself,R
remindingR
himselfR
notR
toR
beR
overld
hopefulj
TheR
defenseR
holdsR
strong,R
andR
tightR
endR
L.R
J.R
Smith
scoresR
aR
touchdownR
withR
onlyR
aR
fewR
minutesR
leftR
inR
the
..rstR
quarter,R
makingR
itR
130.R
EvenR
thoughR
theR
Eagles
haveR
blownR
bigR
leadsR
before, itR
seemsR
safeR
toR
sayR
the
BirdsR
areR
theR
superiorR
teamR
today.R
MyR
thoughtsR
are
con..rmedR
afterR
AkersR
hitsR
theR
extraR
pointR
andR
myR
father
jumps up and startsR
singing Fly,R
Eagles, Fly. So I jump
upR
andR
singR
withR
him,R
andR
weR
bothR
doR
theR
chantR
atR
the
end,R
spellingR
theR
lettersR
withR
ourR
armsR
andR
legs:R
E!-A!-
G!-L!-E!-S! EAGLES!:
BetweenR
quarters,R
myR
fatherR
asksR
meR
ifR
IR
amR
hungry,
and when I say yes, he orders us a pizza and brings me a
Bud from the refrigerator. With the Eagles up 140, he is
allR
smiles,R
andR
asR
weR
sipR
ourR
beer,R
heR
says,R
NowR
allR
we
need is your boy Baskett to get a catch or two.:
AsR
ifR
myR
fathersR
wordsR
wereR
aR
prayerR
answered,
McNabbsR
..rstR
completionR
inR
theR
secondR
quarterR
isR
to
Baskett for eight yards. Dad and I cheer so loudly for th]
;
Q
]
]
g_
sj
g
he]
Q
h]
undrafted rookiej
TheR
pizzaR
arrivesR
duringR
halftime,R
andR
theR
EaglesR
are
up 243. If only Jake were here, my father says. Then
this day would be perfect.:
MyR
dadR
andR
IR
haveR
beenR
soR
happyR
thatR
IveR
forgotten
JakeR
isR
notR
withR
us.R
WhereR
isR
Jake?R
IR
ask,R
butR
Dad
ignores the questionj
InR
theR
thirdR
quarterR
theR
SanR
FranciscoR
runningR
back
fumbles on the Eagles one-yard line and defensive tackle
MikeR
PattersonR
picksR
upR
theR
ballR
andR
runsR
towardR
the
oppositeR
endR
zone.R
DadR
andR
IR
areR
outR
ofR
ourR
seats,
cheering on the three-hundred-pound lineman as he runs
the whole length of the ..eld, and then the Eagles are up
313j
SanR
FranciscoR
scoresR
aR
fewR
touchdownsR
lateR
inR
the
secondR
half,R
butR
itR
doesntR
matter,R
becauseR
theR
gameR
is
basicallyR
outR
ofR
reach,R
andR
theR
EaglesR
winR
3824.R
AtR
the
conclusion of the game, my father and I sing Fly, Eagles,
FlyR
andR
doR
theR
chantR
oneR
lastR
time,R
celebrating the
EaglesR
victory,R
andR
thenR
DadR
simplyR
turnsR
o..R
the
televisionR
andR
returnsR
toR
hisR
studyR
withoutR
evenR
sayin[
goodbye to mej
The house is so quietj
MaybeR
aR
dozenR
orR
soR
beerR
bottlesR
onR
theR
..oor,R
the
pizza box is still on the co..ee table, and I know the sink
isR
stackedR
fullR
ofR
dishesR
andR
theR
panR
inR
whichR
Dad
cookedR
hisR
breakfastR
steak.R
SinceR
IR
amR
practicingR
bein[
ehQ
]
ss]
.@
eg
geg
kind,R
IR
..gureR
IR
shouldR
atR
leastR
cleanR
upR
theR
familyR
room
soR
MomR
wontR
haveR
toR
doR
it.R
IR
carryR
theR
BudR
bottlesR
out
toR
theR
recycleR
bucketR
byR
theR
garageR
andR
throwR
awayR
the
pizzaR
boxR
inR
theR
outsideR
garbageR
can.R
BackR
inside,R
aR
few
used napkins are on the ..oor, and when I reach down to
pick up the mess, I spot a crumpled ball of paper under
the coffee tablej
IR
pickR
upR
theR
ball,R
uncrumpleR
it,R
andR
realizeR
itR
isR
not
oneR
butR
twoR
piecesR
ofR
paper.R
MomsR
handwriting
emerges. I flatten the papers out on the coffee tablej
Patrickf
IR
needR
toR
tellR
youR
IR
willR
noR
longerR
allowR
youR
to
disregardR
theR
decisionsR
weR
makeR
together,R
norR
willR
I
allowR
youR
toR
talkR
downR
toR
meR
anyR
longerespeciallyR
in
frontR
ofR
others.R
IR
haveR
metR
aR
newR
friendR
whoR
has
encouragedR
meR
toR
assertR
myselfR
moreR
forcefullyR
inR
an
e..ortR
toR
gainR
yourR
respect.R
KnowR
thatR
IR
amR
doingR
thisR
to
save our marriagej
Your optionsF
1.R
ReturnR
theR
monstrousR
televisionR
youR
purchased,
and everything will go back to normalj
2.R
KeepR
theR
monstrousR
television,R
andR
youR
must
agree to the following demandsF
A.R
YouR
mustR
eatR
dinnerR
atR
theR
tableR
withR
Pat
and me five nights a weekj
]
]
[
e]
j
B.R
You must go on a half-hour walk with either
Pat or me five nights a weekj
C.R
You must have a daily conversation with Pat,
duringR
whichR
youR
askR
himR
atR
leastR
..ve
questions and listen to his replies, which you
will report to me nightlyj
D.R
YouR
mustR
doR
oneR
recreationalR
activityR
a
weekR
withR
PatR
andR
me,R
suchR
asR
eatingR
atR
a
restaurant, seeing a movie, going to the mall,
shooting baskets in the backyard, etcj
Failure to complete either option 1 or 2 will force m]
to go on strike. I will no longer clean your house, buy or
cook your food, launderR
your clothes,R
or shareR
your bed.
K
ntilR
youR
declareR
whichR
optionR
youR
wishR
toR
take,
consider your wife on strikej
With best intentionsf
Jeani]
ItR
doesR
notR
seemR
likeR
MomR
toR
beR
soR
forcefulR
withR
Dad,
and I do wonder if her new friend coached her through
theR
writingR
ofR
theR
two-pageR
letter.R
ItR
isR
veryR
hardR
forR
me
toR
pictureR
DadR
returningR
hisR
newR
television,R
especially
afterR
watchingR
theR
EaglesR
winR
onR
theR
newR
set.R
His
purchase will be considered good luck for sure, and Dad
will want to watch next weeks Eagles game on the same
televisionR
soR
heR
willR
notR
jinxR
theR
Birds,R
whichR
iQ
]
]
Q
Q
h]
h]
;
Q
_
_
s
understandable. But the demands Mom madeespecially
theR
oneR
whereR
DadR
hasR
toR
talkR
toR
meR
everyR
nightalso
seemR
incrediblyR
improbable,R
althoughR
IR
doR
thinkR
it
wouldR
beR
niceR
toR
eatR
dinnerR
togetherR
asR
aR
familyR
and
maybe even go out to a restaurant, but not to the movies,
sinceR
IR
amR
nowR
onlyR
willingR
toR
watchR
theR
movieR
ofR
my
own lifej
Suddenly I need to speak with my brother, but I do not
knowR
hisR
phoneR
number.R
IR
..ndR
theR
addressR
bookR
inR
the
cabinetR
above theR
stoveR
andR
placeR
aR
callR
toR
Jakes
apartment.R
AR
womanR
picksR
upR
onR
theR
thirdR
ring;R
heX
voice is beautifulj
Hello? she saysj
I know it is not my brother on the other end, but I still
say, Jake?:
Who is this?:
ItsR
PatR
Peoples.R
ImR
lookingR
forR
myR
brother,R
Jake.
Who are you?:
I hear the woman cover the phone with her hand, and
thenR
myR
brothersR
voiceR
comesR
throughR
loudR
andR
clear:
DidR
youR
seeR
thatR
ninety-eight-yardR
fumbleR
return?R
Did
you see Patterson run?:
IR
wantR
toR
askR
aboutR
theR
womanR
whoR
answeredR
my
brothersR
phone,R
butR
IR
amR
aR
littleR
afraidR
ofR
..ndingR
out
whoR
sheR
is.R
MaybeR
IR
shouldR
alreadyR
know,R
butR
forget
somehow. So I simply say, Yeah, I saw it.:
FrickinR
awesome,R
dude.R
IR
didntR
knowR
aR
defensiv]
eQ
]
ej
g
]
]
Q
e
tackle could run that far.:
WhyR
didntR
youR
comeR
overR
andR
watchR
theR
gameR
with
Dad and me?:
Truthfully?:
Yes.:
I cant lie to my brother. Mom called me this morning
andR
toldR
meR
notR
toR
come,R
soR
IR
wentR
toR
aR
barR
withR
Scott.
She called Ronnie too. I know because Ronnie called me
toR
makeR
sureR
everythingR
wasR
okay.R
IR
toldR
himR
notR
tN
worry.:
Why?:
Should he be worried?:
No,R
whyR
didR
MomR
tellR
youR
andR
RonnieR
notR
toR
come
over?:
SheR
said itR
would giveR
you aR
chance toR
be alone with
Dad.R
SheR
saidR
itR
wouldR
forceR
DadR
toR
talkR
toR
you.R
SoR
did
he?:
A little.:
Well, thats good, right?:
I found a note from Mom to Dad.:
What?:
I found a note from Mom to Dad.:
Okay. What did it say?:
Ill just read it to you.:
Go ahead.:
]
j
I read him the notej
Shit. Go Mom.:
YouR
knowR
heR
wontR
beR
takingR
theR
televisionR
back
now, right?:
Not after the Birds won today.:
Yeah, and Im worried that Dad wont be able to meet
the demands.:
Well,R
heR
probablyR
wont,R
butR
maybeR
hellR
atR
leastR
try,
right? And trying would be good for himand Mom.:
Jake changes the subject by mentioning Basketts catch
inR
theR
secondR
quarter,R
whichR
turnedR
outR
toR
beR
hisR
only
catch of the game. My brother doesnt want to talk about
ourR
parentsR
anymore.R
HeR
says,R
BaskettsR
comingR
along.
Hes an undrafted rookie, and hes getting catches. Thats
huge.R
ButR
itR
doesntR
feelR
hugeR
toR
me.R
JakeR
saysR
hes
lookingR
forwardR
toR
seeingR
meR
nextR
MondayR
night,R
when
theR
EaglesR
willR
playR
theR
GreenR
BayR
Packers.R
HeR
asksR
me
toR
haveR
lunchR
inR
theR
cityR
beforeR
weR
tailgateR
withR
Scott
and the fat men, and then we hang upj
Its getting late, and my mother is still not homej
IR
beginR
toR
worryR
aboutR
her,R
andR
soR
IR
doR
allR
theR
dishes
by hand. For a good ..fteen minuteswithR
steel woolI
scrubR
theR
panR
myR
fatherR
burned.R
AndR
thenR
IR
vacuumR
the
family room. Dad had splattered some pizza sauce on the
couch,R
soR
IR
..ndR
some cleaningR
sprayR
inR
theR
hallR
cabinet
and do my best to remove the staindabbing lightly and
then wiping a little harder in a circular motion, just lik]
h]
[
]
_
]
Q
e
it says on the side of the bottle. My mom comes home as
I am on my knees cleaning the couchj
DidR
yourR
fatherR
tellR
youR
toR
cleanR
upR
hisR
mess?R
MoO
asksj
No, I sayj
Did he tell you about the letter I wrote him?:
Nobut I found it.:
Well,R
thenR
youR
know.R
IR
dontR
wantR
youR
toR
doR
any
cleaning, Pat. Were goingR
to letR
this place rot until your
father gets the message.:
IR
wantR
toR
tellR
herR
IR
foundR
theR
PatR
boxR
inR
theR
atticf
howR
hungryR
IR
wasR
today,R
thatR
IR
reallyR
dontR
wantR
toR
live
inR
aR
..lthyR
house,R
andR
IR
needR
toR
takeR
oneR
thingR
atR
aR
time
..ndingR
theR
endR
ofR
apartR
timeR
..rstR
andR
foremostbut
MomR
looksR
soR
determinedR
andR
almostR
proud.R
SoR
IR
agree
toR
helpR
herR
makeR
theR
houseR
..lthy.R
SheR
saysR
weR
willR
be
eatingR
takeout,R
andR
whenR
myR
fatherR
isR
notR
home,
everythingR
willR
beR
asR
itR
wasR
beforeR
sheR
wroteR
theR
note,
butR
whenR
myR
father isR
home,R
weR
willR
beR
slovenly.R
IR
tell
MomR
thatR
whileR
sheR
isR
onR
strike,R
sheR
canR
sleepR
inR
my
bed,R
becauseR
IR
wantR
toR
sleepR
inR
theR
atticR
anyway.R
When
sheR
saysR
shellR
sleepR
onR
theR
couch,R
IR
insistR
sheR
takeR
my
bed, and she thanks mej
Mom? I say when she turns to leavej
She faces mej
Does Jake have a girlfriend? I askj
]
eeg]
Ij
Why?:
IR
calledR
himR
today,R
andR
aR
womanR
answeredR
the
phone.:
MaybeR
he doesR
haveR
aR
girlfriend,R
sheR
says,R
andR
theU
walks awayj
The indi..erence Mom shows regarding Jakes love life
makesR
meR
feelR
asR
thoughR
IR
amR
forgettingR
something.R
If
JakeR
hadR
aR
girl friendR
MomR
didR
notR
knowR
about,R
she
wouldR
haveR
askedR
meR
aR
millionR
questions.R
HerR
lackR
of
interest suggests that Mom is keeping another secret from
me,R
maybeR
somethingR
largerR
thanR
whatR
IR
foundR
inR
the
Pat box. Mom must be protecting me, I think, but I still
want to know from whatj
The Asian Invasio\
AfterW
aW
relativelyW
shortW
workoutW
andW
anW
evenW
shorter
andW
silentrunW
withW
Ti..any,W
IW
hopW
aW
trainW
t_
Philadelphia.W
FollowingW
JakesW
directions,W
IW
walkW
down
MarketW
StreetW
towardW
theW
river,W
turnW
rightW
onW
Second
Street, and follow the road to his building/
WhenW
IW
reachW
theW
address,W
IW
amW
surprisedW
toW
..ndW
that
JakeW
livesW
inW
aW
high-riseW
thatW
overlooksW
theW
Delaware
River.W
IW
haveW
toW
giveW
myW
nameW
toW
theW
doormanW
andW
tell
himW
whoW
IW
amW
visitingW
beforeW
heW
willW
letW
meW
inW
the
building.W
HesW
justW
anW
oldW
manW
inW
aW
funnyW
costume,W
who
says Go Eagles when he sees my Baskett jersey, but my
brotherW
havingW
aW
doorman isW
sortW
ofW
impressive,
regardless of the mans uniform/
AnotherW
oldW
manW
wearsW
aW
di..erentW
sortW
ofW
funny
costumeW
inW
theW
elevatorheW
evenW
hasW
onW
oneW
ofW
thosV
brimlessW
monkeyW
hatsandW
thisW
manW
takesW
meW
toW
the
tenth floor after I tell him my brothers name/
TheW
elevatorW
doorsW
open,W
andW
IW
walkW
downW
aW
bluV
[
_
o_
_
,
[
]
[
_
[
u
hallway on a thick red carpet. When I ..nd number 1021,
I knock three times/
WhatsW
up,W
Baskett?W
myW
brotherW
saysW
afterW
heW
openY
theW
door.W
HesW
inW
hisW
JeromeW
BrownW
memorialW
jersey
because its game day again. Come on in.T
ThereW
isW
aW
hugeW
bayW
windowW
inW
theW
livingW
room,W
andW
I
canW
seeW
theW
BenW
FranklinW
Bridge,W
theW
CamdenW
Aquarium,
andW
tinyW
boatsW
..oatingW
onW
theW
Delaware.W
ItsW
aW
beautiful
view.W
IW
immediatelyW
noticeW
thatW
myW
brotherW
hasW
aW
..at-
screenW
televisionW
thinW
enoughW
toW
hangW
onW
theW
wallW
likeW
a
pictureandW
itW
isW
evenW
biggerW
thanW
DadsW
television.W
But
strangest of all, my brother has a baby grand piano in his
living room. Whats this? I ask/
CheckW
itW
out,W
JakeW
says.W
HeW
sitsW
downW
onW
theW
piano
bench, lifts the cover o.. the keys, and then actually starts
playing. I am amazed that he can play Fly, Eagles, Fly.
HisW
versionW
isntW
veryW
fancy,W
justW
aW
simpleW
chord
progression,W
butW
itsW
de..nitelyW
theW
EaglesW
..ghtW
song.
WhenW
he beginsW
to sing,W
I singW
along withW
him. When he
..nishes,W
weW
doW
theW
chantW
andW
thenW
JakeW
tellsW
meW
heW
has
beenW
takingW
lessonsW
forW
theW
pastW
threeW
years.W
HeW
even
plays me another song, which is very unlike Fly, Eagles,
Fly.W
ThisW
nextW
songW
isW
familiarsurprisinglyW
gentle,W
like
aW
kittenW
walkingW
throughW
highW
grassandW
itW
seemsW
so
unlikeW
JakeW
toW
createW
somethingW
thisW
beautiful.W
IW
actually
feelW
myW
eyesW
moisteningW
asW
myW
brotherW
playsW
withW
his
eyes shut, moving his torso back and forth with the swad
ofW
theW
piece,W
whichW
alsoW
looksW
funnyW
becauseW
heW
iY
_
,
[
_
o_
g
au
wearing an Eagles jersey. He makes a couple of mistakes,
butW
IW
dontW
evenW
care,W
becauseW
heW
isW
tryingW
veryW
hardW
to
playW
theW
pieceW
correctlyW
forW
meW
andW
thatsW
whatW
counts,
rightE
When he ..nishes, I clap loudly and then ask him what
he was playing/
Pathtique.W
PianoW
SonataW
numberW
8.W
Beethoven.W
That
wasW
partW
ofW
theW
secondW
movement.W
AdagioW
cantabile,
Jake says. Did you like it?T
Very much. Truthfully, I am amazed. When did you
learn to play?T
WhenW
CaitlinW
movedW
inW
withW
me,W
sheW
broughtW
her
piano, and shes sort of been teaching me all about music
ever since.T
I start to feel dizzy because I have never heard mention
ofW
thisW
Caitlin,W
andW
IW
thinkW
myW
brotherW
justW
toldW
meW
she
lives here with him, which would mean my brother is in
aW
seriousW
relationshipW
IW
knowW
nothingW
about.W
ThisW
does
not seem right. Brothers should know aboutW
each others
lovers. Finally I manage to say, Caitlin?T
MyW
brotherW
takesW
meW
intoW
hisW
bedroom,W
andW
theresW
a
big wooden poster bed with two matching armoires that
look like guards facing each other. He picks up a framed
black-and-whiteW
photoW
fromW
theW
bedW
standW
andW
handsW
ia
toW
me.W
InW
theW
photo,W
JakesW
cheekW
isW
smashedW
againstW
a
beautifulW
womans.W
SheW
hasW
shortW
blondW
hair,W
cutW
almost
like a mans, and she is very delicate-looking, but pretty/
[
[
,
[
[
o_
,
g
.
SheW
isW
inW
aW
whiteW
dress;W
JakeW
isW
inW
aW
tuxedo.W
Thats
Caitlin,W
JakeW
says.W
SheW
playsW
withW
theW
Philadelphia
Orchestra sometimes and doesW
a lotW
of recordingW
in New
York City too. Shes a classical pianist.T
Why have I not heard about Caitlin before?T
Jake takes the portrait from my hands and stands it u
onW
theW
dresser.W
WeW
walkW
backW
intoW
theW
livingW
roomW
and
sitW
downW
onW
hisW
leatherW
couch.W
IW
knewW
youW
wereW
upset
aboutW
Nikki,W
soW
IW
didntW
wantW
toW
tellW
youW
thatW
IW
wasW
becauseG
ImG
yourG
fucked-upG
friendG
whoG
doesG
notG
buy
cardsG
orG
wrapG
presents.G
AndG
IG
knowG
itsG
moreG
thanG
a
month late, but anyway :
SheG
takesG
o..G
herG
gloves,G
undoesG
aG
fewG
buttons,G
and
pulls my present from the inside pocket of her coat#
IG
takeG
itG
fromG
herG
hands,G
aG
collectionG
ofG
tenG
orG
so
heavilyG
laminatedG
pagesmaybeG
fourG
byG
eightG
inches
eachG
andG
heldG
togetherG
byG
aG
silverG
boltG
inG
theG
topG
left
corner. The cover reads,
SKYWATCHER6
CLO8
;
CHAR$
An easy to useZ
durable identifying charP
for all outdoor enthusiastO
You were always looking up at clouds when we used
toG
run,G
Ti..anyG
says,G
soG
IG
thoughtG
youG
mightG
likeG
toG
be
able to tell the difference between the shapes.:
WithG
excitement,G
IG
rotateG
theG
coverG
upwardG
soG
IG
can
readG
theG
..rstG
heavilyG
laminatedG
page.G
AfterG
readingG
al\
]
g
aboutG
theG
fourG
basicG
cloudG
shapesstratus,G
nimbus,
cumulus,G
andG
cirrusafterG
lookingG
atG
allG
theG
beautiful
picturesG
documentingG
theG
di..erentG
variationsG
ofG
theG
four
groups,G
somehowG
Ti..anyG
andG
IG
endG
upG
lyingG
onG
our
backsG
inG
theG
middleG
ofG
theG
exactG
soccerG
..eldG
IG
usedG
to
play on when I was a kid. We look up at the sky, and its
a sheet of winter gray, but Ti..any says maybe if we wait
longG
enough,G
aG
shapeG
willG
breakG
free,G
andG
weG
willG
be
ableG
toG
identifyG
theG
singleG
cloudG
usingG
myG
new
SkywatchersG
CloudG
Chart.G
WeG
lieG
thereG
onG
theG
frozen
groundG
forG
aG
veryG
longG
time,G
waiting,G
butG
allG
weG
seeG
up
in the sky is the solid gray blanket, which my new cloud
chartG
identi..esG
asG
aG
nimbostratusaG
grayG
cloudG
mass
fromG
whichG
widespreadG
andG
continuousG
rainG
orG
snow
falls.:
AfterG
aG
time,G
Ti..anysG
headG
endsG
upG
onG
myG
chest,G
and
myG
armG
endsG
upG
aroundG
herG
shouldersG
soG
thatG
IG
am
pulling her body close to mine. We shiver together alone
on the ..eld for what seems like hours. When it begins to
snow,G
theG
..akesG
fallG
hugeG
andG
fast.G
AlmostG
immediately
theG
..eldG
turnsG
white,G
andG
thisG
isG
whenG
Ti..anyG
whispers
theG
strangestG
thing.G
SheG
says,G
IG
needG
you,G
PatG
Peoples;G
I
need you so fucking bad, and then she begins to cry hot
tearsG
ontoG
myG
skinG
asG
sheG
kissesG
myG
neckG
softlyG
anY
sniffles#
It is a strange thing for her to say, so far removed from
aG
regularG
womansG
IG
loveG
you,G
andG
yetG
probablyG
more
true.G
ItG
feelsG
goodG
toG
holdG
Ti..anyG
closeG
toG
me,G
andG
[
uI]
I
remember what my mother said back when I tried to get
ridG
ofG
myG
friendG
byG
askingG
herG
toG
goG
toG
theG
dinerG
with
me. Mom said, You need friends, Pat. Everybody does.:
IG
alsoG
rememberG
thatG
Ti..anyG
liedG
toG
meG
forG
many
weeks; I remember the awful story Ronnie told me about
Ti..anysG
dismissalG
fromG
workG
andG
whatG
sheG
admittedG
tI
inG
herG
mostG
recentG
letter;G
IG
rememberG
justG
howG
bizarre
myG
friendshipG
withG
Ti..anyG
hasG
beenbutG
thenG
I
remember that no one else but Ti..any could really even
come close to understanding how I feel after losing Nikki
forever.G
IG
rememberG
thatG
apartG
timeG
isG
..nallyG
over,G
and
while Nikki is gone for good, I still have a woman in my
armsG
whoG
hasG
su..eredG
greatlyG
andG
desperatelyG
needsG
to
believeG
onceG
againG
thatG
sheG
isG
beautiful.G
InG
myG
armsG
isG
a
woman who has given me a Skywatchers Cloud Chart, a
woman who knows all my secrets, a woman who knowO
just how messed up my mind is, how many pills Im on,
andG
yetG
sheG
allowsG
meG
toG
holdG
herG
anyway.G
ThereO
something honest about allG
of this,G
and IG
cannot imagine
anyG
otherG
womanG
lyingG
inG
theG
middleG
ofG
aG
frozenG
soccer
..eldG
withG
meinG
theG
middleG
ofG
aG
snowstormG
even&
impossiblyG
hopingG
toG
seeG
aG
singleG
cloudG
breakG
freeG
ofG
a
nimbostratus#
NikkiG
wouldG
notG
haveG
doneG
thisG
forG
me,G
notG
evenG
on
her best day#
SoG
IG
pullG
Ti..anyG
aG
littleG
closer,G
kissG
theG
hardG
spot
betweenG
herG
perfectlyG
pluckedG
eyebrows,G
andG
afterG
a
deep breath, I say, I think I need you too.:
AcknowledgmentM
SpecialR
thanksR
toR
theR
kin,R
friends,R
mentors,R
andR
professionals
whoR
helpedR
meR
alongR
theR
wayR
andR
madeR
thisR
readR
possible:
Sarah Crichton, Kathy Daneman, Cailey Hall, and everyone else
atR
FSG;R
DougR
Stewart,R
SethR
Fishman,R
andR
everyoneR
elseR
at
SterlingR
LordR
Literistic;R
Al,R
DadR
Dog,R
Mom,R
Meg,R
Micah,R
Kelly,
BarbR
andR
Peague,R
JimR
Smith,R
BillR
andR
MoR
Rhoda,R
Peruvian
ScottR
Humfeld,R
CanadianR
ScottR
Caldwell,R
TimR
andR
Beth
Rayworth,R
MyfanwyR
Collins,R
RichardR
Panek,R
RachelR
Pollack,
BessR
ReedR
CurrenceR
(B),R
Du..y,R
Flem,R
Scorso,R
HelenaR
White,
TheR
WMsJeanR
Wertz,R
WallyR
Wilhoit,R
KalelaR
Williams,
KarenR
Terrey,R
BethR
Bigler,R
andR
TomR
LgerDaveR
Tavani,R
Lori
Litchman,R
AlanR
Barstow,R
LarzR
andR
Andrea,R
CoreyR
andR
Jen,R
Ben
andR
Jess,R
UncleR
Dave,R
AuntR
Carlotta,R
UncleR
Pete,R
andR
my
grandparents, Dink and H
A NOTE ABOH
T THE AH
THOJ
MatthewB
QuickB
hasB
livedB
hisB
wholeB
lifeborn,
raised,B
andB
educatedinB
andB
aroundB
theB
CityB
of
BrotherlyB
Love,B
exceptB
whenB
heB
didB
hisB
M.F.A.B
inB
New
EnglandB
andB
separationB
anxietyB
producedB
thisB
book.B
He
isB
anB
avidB
EaglesB
fanB
andB
livesB
withB
hisB
wifeB
inB
South
JerseyaB
..fteen-minuteB
driveB
fromB
LincolnB
Financial
Field. Go Birds! This is his first novelU