Hall Drive, Bishopton, Nr Glasgow. Renfrewshire. PA7 5NW F www.marhall.com F Tel: 0141 812 9999
If youarea dessert lover, thenyoull bein your element at Mar Hall. SWING OF THINGS: Stunning views greet golfers. Mar Hall aims torecreatethe opulenceof 19th centuryGothic mansions SPA STAY WAS MAR-VELLOUS Bishoptons Mar Hall has a top reputation which is well-deserved, writes the Teles BILLY BAIN SPECIAL TREAT: Billy and Lynsey loved Mar Halls spa treatments and relaxation rooms. OCEAN FRESH: Seafood is a speciality. A S I kissed her wee bald head goodbye, the forlorn stare in my baby daughters eyes penetrated layers of guilt never faintly tickled before. Having ofoaded our mewling ball of curiosity with my parents, Lynsey and I were racing towards Bishopton and attempting to swallowaway the pulsating tumours of remorse in our throats. On paper, it looks far fromadmirable. We had barely managed two months of parenthood before abandoning our child for the sirens song of an opulent hotel break. There was no way of seeing our actions other than a drowning couples selsh scramble towards the fading light of a half-remembered surface, breaking though the black torrent to gasp some precious air into our aching lungs. Or maybe we just needed a few hours unbroken sleep. Our destination was Mar Hall the well-known Renfrewshire-based haven of visiting celebrities, weddings, foodies and lovers of spa luxury. The estate is a hidden hideaway which reveals its majesty in the heart of grim mundanity namely three minutes motoring off the M8. Parking my decrepit Peugeot next to this orid manor was a spit in the face of architect Robert Smirke and its imposing stature certainly had me questioning my worthiness in the face of such opulent splendour. Fortunately, the breathtaking surround of the rolling Kilpatrick hills emanated powerful amnesiac qualities, working to dimthe relentless pound of everyday reality to a near undetectable pulse. This ve-star rated golf and spa palace is located on the 240-acre Earl of Mar estate, which has an enduring and fascinating history. Mar was one of the seven ancient Pictish kingdoms, while the title Earl of Mar is the oldest regal title in Britian. Were talking the real-life Game of Thrones -without the dragons but with more than a touch of the magic. Far back in the misty murks of 14th century Renfrewshire, there was a grand aristocratic castle built on this land several references are made in the record books of Mary Queen of Scots and Robert the Bruce having visited. In 1828, a lavish gothic mansionhouse was commissioned by the well-heeled Earl of Mar at the stupendous cost at the time of 50,000. Earl Green opposed to Earl Gray. Halfway through the First World War in 1916, the house was taken over as the headquarters of Erskine Hospital established for the care of servicemen, mostly shipped back fromthe horrors of the Somme. It later became known as the Princess Louise Scottish Hospital for Limbless Sailors and Soldiers. A major buy-out and 10mrefurbishment followed just over a decade ago, reinventing the building and elevating it to its current well-kent status as the west of Scotlands premiumluxury hotel and spa. Mar Hall aims to recreate the classic opulence of 19th century Gothic mansions, boasting period antique furniture, apintings, tapestries, sumptious drapes and soft furnishings and does so with casual aplomb. Cowering like ants, we entered though the cavernous reception hall where literally thousands of blushing brides have ushered themselves towards a lifetime of grim acceptance, comprimise and conformity. Or everlasting joy with their soulmate. The delightful Hanifa on reception offered us some refreshing drinks while our room was being prepared, chatting knowledgeably about what we could expect fromour planned spa treatment and meal. In no time at all, friendly staff member Andrewwhisked us to our roomwhich we entered with genuine awe dawning on our faces. However, it would not matter which of the 39 sumptious bedrooms and suites you select they are all breathtaking. The colour schemes are tranquil and soothing, with our roomboasting a magnicent viewinto the rolling courtyard gardens through the huge draped bay windows. A four- poster king dominated the room, with thick brocade drapes over each post, bedspread and cushions. A glossy gleaming palace of a bathroom awaited, complete with traditional claw-foot tub, power shower and a sizable window offering stunning views over the entire estate. Just make sure the blinds down when youre in the shower to avoid embarassment or arrest. Accomodation at Mar Hall covers the entire spectrumof size and taste fromclub, classic to deluxe rooms, and most important of all your name is digitally rendered on the tvs screensaver. Just incase you forget after a refreshing evening in the hotels Spike Bar. Its well known that Mar Hall offers exceptional relaxational and beauty treatments, and it wasnt long before Lynsey and I stopped tripping over each others jaws and made off to the spa annex for well-earned pampering session. Guests certainly make the most of the relaxation rooms whilst on a spa package or break, taking advantage of the specialist Decleor facial and body treatments. Patrons can also enjoy a light bite in the Spa Caf, all in the comfort of a uffy bathrobe and slippers. And face covered in mud if you so wish. Leisure facilities include a 20m swimming pool, sauna, steamroom and recently refurbished gymnasium. Staff say they aimto restore balance to mind, body and the soul whether you believe you have one or not, theyll nd it and rub it anew. The dried fruit nibbles, dark roomscattered with therapists couches and whale mating ambience whispering through hidden surround speakers could calmthe Hulk himself. As an idiot abroad to spa treatments, masseuse Lisa recommeded I try the deep tissue option off the sizeable list of options, each sumptuously-written description sounding as soothing and mindmelting as the next. What followed was an hour of what was the most welcome abuse of my body Ive ever experienced. It was a minor revelation that an elbowdriven hard down the entirety my spine several times could leave me feeling like I could do a cartwheel for the rst time since 1994. I didnt attempt it but I could have. Lynsey also enthused about her Decleor body treatment, but chose a rather more gentle rubdown which left her feeling refreshed and ready fordinner. Mar Hall not only exists as a luxury spa resort but also houses a world-class restaurant in the formof the opulant Cristal eaterie. This is, of course, if you nd your way from the nearby Spike Bar, where an aperitif can be enjoyed next to a roaring replace with the bar menu offering a sizable selection of gin, vodka and whisky and real locally-brewed ales. These venues are all by the way of the Grand Hall, which is beautifully furnished with French-style Louis XIV chairs and low coffee tables, with a magnicent wall-hung tapesry dominating the eyeline. This is the main epicentre of the house, where guests can pore over the morning papers with a freshly-brewed coffee or enjoy freshly-baked scones with clotted creamat high tea with friends. A highly efcient maitre-de spotted us loitering around the entrance and guided us to our table, knowledgably introducing us to the wine selection which had an array of options for every taste and budget. An impeccably-mannered waiter then offered us a selection of freshly-baked bread rolls, a choise of parmesan, oat, black olive and onion. It would have been rude not to try all four varieties, each as moreish as the next. Froma small but perfectly formed menu, I opted for the chicken and Stornoway black pudding parfait, which was certainly a sizeable portion and served with a lovely brioche toast. The savoury saltiness of the brittle, perfect pudding danced riotously with the sweetness of the brioche like the simple folk on the lower deck of the Titanic. An incredible taste experience and the chef should take considerable pride in his work for balancing these strong avours. For my main, I couldnt resist the description of lemon Dover sole on the menu, a buttery, shallot- scattered Prince of the sea, its grimnal destiny to end up on someones dinner plate. Delicate, rich akes slid off the tiny bones with ease and little effort fromthe cutlery melting in the mouth upon contact. I can assure the shs family that it was a dignifed, if not desirable fate. He or she was polished off to the degree that only a cartoon-style skeleton was left on the dinnerplate and very little else. The dauphinoise potatoes and honey-coated root vegetables were also wonderful, fresh and perfectly cooked, washed down with a heady nip of 12-year-old Ardbeg whisky providing a rush of heady exhilaration to the tastebuds. It didnt take much convincing to try a desert. The Tia Maria hazelnut parfait was soon brought to the table, very light but boozy enough to enrich the bitter avours and also give the avours a second wind on the pallette. Lynsey had honed straight in on the creamy butternut squash and sun-blushed tomato risotto with trufe oil and aged parmesan to start. Still riding a wave of deep satisfaction fromthe appetiser, she followed this up with a succulent breast of free range corn-fed chicken with glazed root vegetables, cont rattes potatoes and creamy girolle mushroomsauce. A masterpiece of a plate, it had me leering enviously despite being more than satised by my own choice. The raspberry and coconut tart was also too enticing to resist for Lynsey. The light crumbly pastry with lovely tangy sorbet proved too overwhelming for my eyes and I was forced to sample a spoonful to my tongues everlasting debt. If you are a dessert lover, then youll certainly be in your element at Mar Hall. The fresh air, massage oils and gastronomic indulgence will surely give all patrons of the hotel a ne nights rest and healthy appetite for breakfast and at Mar Hall, they take this meal very seriously. Much too rarely do wee see kedgeree on a menu but here you can savour this delectable Indian/ Scottish dish. Otherwise, youll nd all the usual offerings of fresh croissants, pastries, juices, yoghurts and eggs with locally-sourced sausage and bacon. A wonderfully thick and wholesome porridge impressed and smoked haddock or kippers are also on the menu. Its certainly an experience to savour and comprehensively fulls its purpose to refuel the body for the day ahead or the dreaded journey back home. A quick iPad facetime chat with baby Robyn had her assuring us with a fewgurgled vowel sounds that it was time to come home and be parents once more. Although she had behaved, missing each other had been mutual. It was a welcome return to planet Earth froman opulent, marvellous disreality. Newly calm, serene demeanours chimed with our fully recharged bodies to walk with a bounce in our steps to my clapped-out Peugeot, nowparked between a shiny Jaguar and new Merc. We felt absolutely reinvigorated and eager to grab the challenges of parenthood by the horns. But next time, well bring the wee one with us. The Mar the merrier.
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