THE MASTER OF CEREMONIES

Written by
Daniel Gold
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EXT. DOWNTOWN STREET - DAY
RORY DIXON, 31, Jaywalks across a busy street.
RORY (TO A CAR)
Excuse me.
He approaches a swarm of young fans waiting outside the rear
entrance of a TV studio - think Much Music building. Girls
scream, cameras snap.
Rory stands facing their backs, looking bored.
INT. TV STUDIO - CONTINUOUS
CHARLOTTE WELLS, 37, frantically navigates her studio.
Headset on, ready to go.
CHARLOTTE
Has anyone heard anything yet?
She walks too fast to catch anyones answer. She makes a bee
line for a door across the room and barges into...
INT. GREEN ROOM - CONTINUOUS
19 year old pop sensation KYLE ROTH sits on the couch buried
in his phone. His ASSISTANT scrolls through motorcycle models
on an Ipad, desperately trying to get his attention.
CHARLOTTE
Were live in 7. Can I get you
anything?
KYLE
I usually like to meet the guy
interviewing me...
CHARLOTTE
Were working on that. Youll love
him, Im sure.
EXT. TV STUDIO - CONTINUOUS
Rory stands at the back of the crowd, unmotivated. There is
no way to get to the stage door without pushing through the
throngs.
A GIRL in the back of the crowd turns to him, confused.
GIRL
Shouldnt you be like, in there?
RORY
I absolutely should.
GIRL
Could I come in with you? I know
everyone says this but Im actually
Kyles biggest fan. Ive been
writing him letters since...
The girl keeps talking as Rory receives a text.
It READS: YOURE LATE. TODAY IS A BIG ONE.
He writes back: IM OUT BACK. CROWD BLOCKING THE DOOR.
Rory puts his phone back in his pocket as Charlotte blasts
through the stage door, igniting more excitement from the
mob.
CHARLOTTE
Clear a path please! Excuse me!
They make a path - their eyes fixed on the door hoping to see
their hero. Rory makes his way through the part in the crowd.
He approaches Charlotte at the front.
RORY
Thanks.
CHARLOTTE
Straight to make up, then straight
to sound, then straight to your
chair.
RORY
Whats this kids name again?
CHARLOTTE
That had better be a joke. Were
live in 5.
INT. STUDIO - SHORTLY AFTER
The taping is live, and Rory has the studio audience wrapped
around his finger.
2.
RORY
Alright ladies, the time has
finally come. The moment is now.
You guys ready to bring out Kyle
Roth???
They go apeshit.
RORY (CONTD)
Make some noise for the one the
only Kyle Roth!!!
Kyle comes out and the place goes wild. He gives a cool
handshake to Rory and they sit together on high stools before
the audience.
RORY (CONTD)
Welcome back! Youve have a busy
year my brother!
KYLE
Dont I know it - So good to be
home! What up ladies!
Cue more freak outs.
INT. CONTROL ROOM - CONTINUOUS
Charlotte watches with her arms crossed. Rorys good. Really
good.
CHARLOTTE
I cant stay mad at you Rory Dixon.
RORY (O.S.)
Alright were going to take a
commercial break but when we get
back, one lucky lady in this room
is getting an original Kyle Roth
sweatband-
KYLE (O.S.)
-Wore it last night!
RORY (O.S.)
Stick around yall!
INT. STUDIO - LATER
Everyone is closing down for the day. Sound and camera guys
pack up.
3.
Rory sits on his high stool and dials his girlfriend, Abby.
He gets an answering machine. Charlotte approaches as he
leaves the message, waiting for him to finish.
RORY
Hey babe are you still downtown?
You wanna eat? I wanna eat. Some
kind of like, something Asian.
Something with noodles, for sure.
OK bye.
Rory looks up at Charlotte.
CHARLOTTE
Another close call with Rory Dixon.
RORY
Im sorry Charlotte, I didnt
realize he was such a big deal. I
would have been here earlier.
CHARLOTTE
What kind of excuse is that?
RORY
Could todays taping have gone much
better?
CHARLOTTE
If this were some other job youd
be a hell of a lot more scared of
me.
RORY
This isnt some job. And bosses
arent like that anymore.
Instilling fear is unprofessional
these days.
CHARLOTTE
So is being smug and tardy.
Tomorrow we have Salt. E Language
here and I want you here at 1PM
sharp. Why dont you read up on him
in the meantime.
She turns around and heads for the exit.
4.
RORY (YELLING TO HER)
What are you doing for dinner? Im
in a noodle mood. Like some kind of
Asian noodle.
Charlotte ignores him. Rory hops off the stool.
DUNCAN, the 22 year old intern catches Rory on the way out.
Duncan is chubby and nervous. A real fish out of water.
DUNCAN
Oh hey um, hey Mr Dixon.
RORY
Whats up Duncan. And call me Rory,
please.
DUNCAN
Was that your girlfriend you were
talking to? 1
RORY
No that was...that was your boss.
Charlotte.
DUNCAN
No no I mean, before. On the phone.
Come on, Duncan! Be specific!
RORY
Oh! Yes. I was leaving her a
message. Why?
DUNCAN
Well. Um. I saw her yesterday on
the Salt. E Language video shoot.
She was -
RORY
She was doing costumes, I know.
Were interviewing him tomorrow.
DUNCAN
Yeah well. I um. I just think you
should like, know. Uhhh. Come on
Duncan, spit it out loser!
RORY
Jesus man, take a breath. What are
you trying to say?
DUNCAN
Here, just... Just watch.
5.
Duncan hands him his phone, pressing play on a video.
THE VIDEO:
RORYS GIRLFRIEND ABBY AND THE RAPPER SALT. E. LANGUAGE IN
WHAT APPEARS TO BE A WARDROBE FITTING ROOM. SHE IS SITTING ON
HIS LAP AND GIGGLING, TYPING ON HER PHONE AT THE SAME TIME.
THE VIDEO IS FILMED SECRETLY THROUGH THE RACKS OF CLOTHING.
Rory scrolls to about halfway through the video.
ABBY STANDS BEHIND HIM, BOTH HANDS DOWN THE RAPPERS PANTS.
SHE IS FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING HIM LIKE SHES PLAYING TUG OF
WAR.
Rory hands the phone back to Duncan.
RORY
What the fuck...
DUNCAN
I thought you should...see it
RORY
I gotta go.
DUNCAN
Im sorry Mr. Dixon. Er - Rory.
Rory is already gone.
EXT. RORYS HOUSE - EVENING
Rorys car screeches into the driveway, knocking over a
garbage bin.
INT. RORYS KITCHEN - EVENING
Rory paces his kitchen, fuming. Abby is nowhere to be found.
He tries her cell again, no answer.
He opens his liquor cabinet. Scans it. Sighs.
INT. STUDIO - DAY
The show is live and Rory is on his stool looking noticeably
worse. Bags under his eyes, slouching. Its not good.
6.
RORY
Well, well, well, ladies and
gentlemen. Its a special day.
INT. CONTROL ROOM - CONTINUOUS
Charlotte is fixated on a monitor, nervous.
CHARLOTTE
Whats up with him?
INT. STUDIO - CONTINUOUS
RORY
Enough of this jibber jabber folks!
Lets bring him out. You ready?
The crowd goes wild.
RORY (CONTD)
Alright then. Joining us live in
studio. The man himself. Salt E.
Language.
The rapper enters and cheers ensue, despite the piss-poor
introduction.
SALT. E LANGUAGE
WHAT UP EVERYBODY!
RORY
Oh please. Sit down. Jesus.
Salt. E Language pretends not to pick up on Rorys rudeness.
He sits.
RORY (CONTD)
So.
SALT. E LANGUAGE
Good to be back. Good to be back.
You look good Rory D! Much love.
RORY
Heard you shot a music video this
week.
7.
SALT. E LANGUAGE
Yeahhhhhh man we been out here
shooting the video for my new
single faithful featuring Olivia
Vance and Tatooed Twink you know
how it is.
RORY
You meet anyone else on the video
shoot?
SALT. E LANGUAGE
Sure, boss. Everyone was mad
friendly. A good time had by all,
namsayin?
INT. CONTROL ROOM - CONTINUOUS
CHARLOTTE
Rory where are you going with this?
INT. STUDIO - CONTINUOUS
RORY
Oh I know what youre saying Salty.
I know what youre saying. A good
time had by all, folks! He had a
really good time!
SALT. E LANGUAGE
Yeah man. Why dont we talk about
something else?
RORY
Sure! How about the wardrobe girl
who jerked you off between the
racks?! Was she being Faithful!?
INT. CONTROL ROOM - CONTINUOUS
Charlotte springs into action.
CHARLOTTE
Cut his mic, Cut his mic. Jesus
Christ Rory.
The technician does as instructed.
CHARLOTTE (CONTD)
Cut everything. Go to commercial.
8.
INT. STUDIO - CONTINUOUS
The studio audience is silent, baffled.
Salt. E Language has left the stage, avoiding conflict.
Rory is rambling with abandon.
RORY
Salt. E Language ruined my life,
everybody! He stomped on my
beautiful life. His penis made
contact with BOTH of my
girlfriends hands and also with my
heart. He fucked me in the heart.
A girl in the front row yells to him
GIRL
Just STOP TALKING Rory! Stop!
RORY
Ill never stop, girl in the front
row. Im unstoppable! What kind of
stupid name is Salt. E Language
anyway? You have to be retarded-
Charlotte rushes the stage and pulls Rory off of it. She
whispers to him.
CHARLOTTE
For the love of god Rory, stop.
An AUDIENCE COORDINATOR springs to action.
COORDINATOR
Alright everybody THANK YOU for
coming out and being a part of
Total Live Now but its looking
like thats a wrap for today! We
have two exits...
INT. PRODUCERS OFFICE - SHORTLY AFTER
Charlotte and the EXECUTIVE PRODUCER sit across from Rory.
RORY
How bad is it. Really, though.
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
How can I put this.
Beat.
9.
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER (CONTD)
You will never be on TV again.
Another beat.
RORY
Well put, I suppose.
Charlotte is tearing up.
CHARLOTTE
Im so sorry, Ror.
RORY
Hey, now. There, there.
CHARLOTTE
Whyd the helld you have to go and
do this? I really loved working
with you!
RORY
I guess I have some personal things
I need to like...deal with.
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
Sorry it had to end this way, Rory.
But youve embarassed-
RORY
- I know, I know. Spare me. Ill go
now.
Rory gets up to leave and Charlotte follows after him.
INT. OFFICE HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS
Charlotte catches up with Rory.
CHARLOTTE
Is it true? What you said?
RORY
Yup. Both hands.
CHARLOTTE
How do you know, though?
RORY
Duncan the intern. Caught it on
video.
10.
CHARLOTTE
Oh god.
RORY
Yeah.
CHARLOTTE
Well, if theres anything I can do
for you. If you need company or, or
something. Im still your friend.
Charlotte gives Rory an awkward hug. He doesnt return it.
EXT. PARKING LOT - DAY
Rory heads to his car.
Duncan the intern comes out the back door, trying to catch up
with him.
DUNCAN
Rory! Rory wait!
RORY
Duncan I really dont want to -
DUNCAN
-I just quit.
RORY
What do you mean - why?
DUNCAN
I just felt weird about it all. I
got you into this - I feel like I
gotta help you out.
RORY
All due respect but I dont need -
or want your help.
DUNCAN
Um, ok. I guess... I guess thats
fine. But heres my number and
email address. I guess like just in
case or whatever.
Duncan hands him a crumpled piece of paper.
RORY
OK man. Thanks.
11.
DUNCAN
Keep - keep your head high! And
forget about the twitter thing.
Its just a stupid website.
RORY
Wait what twitter thing?
DUNCAN
Salt. E Language said some nasty
things about you. You lost some
followers.
RORY
How much is some?
DUNCAN
Like... 50, 000.
RORY
Duncan. You chubby angel of death.
INT. RORYS BEDROOM - NIGHT
Rory enters his bedroom and investigates his bed. His side is
intact - night table still a mess.
Abbys side is bare. The night table is empty, as is the
closet next to it. Abby is gone.
RORY
(whispering)
the fuck is happening...
EXT. RORYS BACK PORCH - NIGHT
Rory opens the door holding a barbecue lighter, an uncooked
steak and a beer.
Before turning on the barbecue, he notices the commotion
going on in the backyard next door.
The neighbors are holding an event. Upon closer inspection,
Rory discovers it is a Bar Mitzvah for their son.
Around a hundred people are gathered under a large tent.
Mothers, fathers and their children dance in front of the
small stage, complete with strobelights, a DJ, an MC and his
two backup dancers.
12.
Rory lights the barbecue and throws his steak on it as he
closely inspects the next doors happenings - particularly
one of the sexy young backup dancers.
This welcome and bizarre distraction from the chaos puts a
small smile on Rorys face, before he realizes that they can
see him too, and many are staring.
Rory puts his head back down and flips his steak.
EXT. BAR MITZVAH TENT - CONTINUOUS
The party is bumping. Thirteen year olds in light-up
necklaces run around and cause a ruckus. Parents drink wine
at their tables.
The MC, RAJ, is running the show. He wears a blazer with
nothing underneath, and is decked out in faux-jewellery, He
hollers out dance instructions on the microphone.
RAJ
We gonna sliiiiiide to the left!
He and his dancers sliiiiiiide to the left.
RAJ (CONTD)
We gonne sliiiiiide to the right!
They sliiiiiide to the right.
RAJ (CONTD)
Now freeze! And get low, low,
low....
Out of the corner of his eye, Raj spots Rory at the barbecue.
He takes the microphone away from his face and whispers to
one of the dancers.
RAJ (CONTD)
Is that Rory Dixon?
INT. RORYS LIVING ROOM - LATER
Rory sits on his couch with his laptop, rather drunk. He
googles himself.

He finds a news article titled:
VJ Rory Dixon fired after on-air fued with Salt. E Language
(and yes the language was salty!)
13.
He opens another: 22 GIFS of Rory Dixons on air freakout!
Rory chugs the rest of his beer.
There is a knock at his door.
INT. RORYS DOORWARY - CONTINUOUS
Rory swings open the door to reveal Raj.
RORY
Youre the DJ from the thing next
door right?
RAJ
Im the MC, homes. My DJ is Fresh
Francis. Hes out loading the
truck.
RORY
Oh.
(pause)
How can I help you?
RAJ
I heard you had a rough day, boss.
Can I come in?
RORY
Um.
Raj lets himself in and starts walking through the house.
RAJ
We have a lot in common, man. Both
in the biz.
RORY
What biz?
RAJ
The P.A.E biz! Personality-As-
Entertainment. We make a living
through our natural energy,
charisma, whatever you wanna call
it bro.
RORY
I mean I guess. Kind of different
ends of the scale, though.
14.
RAJ
Oh Im sorry to have offended you,
Mr. Bigshot. I forgot youve been
around celebrities! You get to ask
them what theyre up to. Youre an
inspiration to us all.
RORY
Hey man youre in my house.
RAJ
Last year I did a Bat Mitzvah and
Tony Hawk was doing tricks on a
halfpipe, ok? I can play too.
RORY
What do you want, man?
RAJ
Youre up here talking about we on
two sides of a scale, pretty sure
your goofy ass just FELL OFF the
scale. Youre looking up at the
scale going Hey yo! Hey boss? Can
I come back up on the scale so I
can weigh Raj back down?
RORY
Are you Raj?
RAJ
Listen man I came over because I
think I can help you out. Just
trying to be a good guy, bro.
Sorry.
RORY
I really dont think you can be
much help to me right now.
RAJ
Im doing another one of these
tomorrow. You got nothing going on.
Come make an appearance. Celebrity
guest.
RORY
No way, man.
15.
RAJ
Ill give you half my earnings for
the night. Just to show up and
wave, Jesus Christ.
RORY
What do you pull in, Raj?
RAJ
Thats a personal question man.
Very personal. Whats wrong with
you?
Rory doesnt respond.
RAJ (CONTD)
Usually about a G a night. So come
show up for five minutes and Ill
give you 500 fuckin dollars ok?
Raj heads for the door and opens it. He faces Rory.
RAJ (CONTD)
OK?
Rory looks past Raj to the truck on the road. The sexy backup
dancer emerges from it, notices Rory and smiles. Rory takes a
swig of his beer.
ACT 2
EXT. TEMPLE BETH SOLOMON - EVENING
Rory approaches the modest suburban temple. He sighs.
RORY
The fuck is happening...
INT. TEMPLE BETH SOLOMON - CONTINUOUS
Rory enters the party room and the celebration is already in
progress.
Rory stands by the door, taking in the action. The whole
thing is very foreign to him.
From the stage, Raj notices Rorys entrance.
16.
RAJ
Yo yo yo Fresh Francis stop the
music. I have some very important
information to share with you all
tonight. Raj got something up his
sleeve, yall. We have a little
surprise for you this evening. With
us tonight, to celebrate Hayleys
becoming a woman, is our celebrity
guest, VJ Rory Dixon!!!
A spot light shines on Rory. He squints.
A handful of girls squeal.
RAJ (CONTD)
To complete this transition to
womanhood, Rory is going to share a
dance with the lady of the evening.
RORY
(to himself)
Im doing what?
RAJ
Come on down here Rory, dont be a
stranger!
Rory slowly approaches the now empty dance floor, awkwardly
waving at the crowd as he does.
RAJ (CONTD)
Fresh Francis, hit em with
something romantic!
A cheesy slow song plays, 13 year old HAYLEY nervously
giggles.
Time for Rory to man up.
RORY
Mazel Tov on your big day, Hayley.
HAYLEY
I dont know how to slow dance. Im
sorry. Im sorry.
She starts walking away. Rory grabs her by the wrist.
RORY
Where are you going? Dont be
nervous. Let me show you.
17.
Carefully and adorably, Rory instructs young Hayley how to
slow dance. Kids and parents alike pull out their phones and
start recording.
Rorys discomfort subsides as he gives Hayley a twirl and
then dips her.
Sexy backup dancer watches in admiration. At least hes won
her over.
EXT. TEMPLE BETH SOLOMON - LATER
The crew loads up the truck after the event.
Raj approaches Rory with a wad of cash.
RAJ
800 for you my friend. We were
tipped handsomely.
RORY
Oh. Nice. Thanks, Raj,
RAJ
So what do you think? Wanna keep
doing this with me? Youre a hot
topic right now - we could make a
lot of money.
RORY
I really appreciate it Raj, but I
dont really think this is for me.
It was cute tonight as like, a one
off. But...I cant be doing this
all the time.
RAJ
Well thats just too fuckin bad
because Ive booked another event
and told them it includes a visit
from celebrity guest Rory Dixon. So
youre in it at least for one more,
bro.
Raj gives him the invitation with the events information.
Its a sweet 16.
RORY
No way dude. You cant do that shit
without asking me. Im out. Im
done.
18.
RAJ
Rory Dixon thinks hes hot shit,
eh? Youre making the biggest
mistake of your life.
Rory starts walking away.
RORY
Ive already done that, Raj. Thats
what landed me at Hayleys Bat
Mitzvah.
RAJ
(to himself)
Son of a bitch.
INT. RORYS BEDROOM - MORNING
Rory wakes up to the buzzing of his phone. He has a text from
Charlotte.
It reads: WHOS THE LUCKY GIRL? OR I GUESS SHES A WOMAN
NOW
Under the text is a link, which Rory proceeds to open.
It is a video from the night before, on a gossip website.
THE VIDEO:
Footage of Rory dancing with Hayley from the night before.
The video cuts to interview footage with Raj.
RAJ
I was just trying to throw an event
and in walks Rory Dixon. I was like
Bro werent you just fired
yesterday? Get out of here man, you
use bad language. But instead he
just grabbed the bat mitzvah girl
and started dancing with her.
Like...what?
REPORTER
Well there you have it folks, a
first hand account. What was Rory
Dixon doing at a private event to
which he was not invited? Are we in
for another celebrity meltdown? How
much farther off the rails can this
guy fall? -
Rory stops the video.
19.
RORY
Come on, Raj!
Rory rolls over and notices the Sweet Sixteen Invitation out
of the corner of his eye.
In italicized print, the invitation specifies: with an
appearance from Rory Dixon.
Rory mulls this over.
RORY (CONTD)
Youre not who they want to see,
Raj.
INT. RORYS KITCHEN - MORNING
Rory takes the crumpled piece of paper and smooths it out.
He starts to dial Duncans number.
INT. DUNCANS BREAKFAST NOOK - CONTINUOUS
Duncans buzzing phone interrupts his eating a large bowl of
cereal.
He answers the phone, mouth still full.
DUNCAN
This is Duncan, young media
professional.
INT. RORYS KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS
RORY
Hey Duncan. You still out of a job?
DUNCAN (O.C.)
Hi Rory! Well, Im pursuing
various, um-
RORY
-great so youre free this week.
INT. DUNCANS BREAKFAST NOOK - CONTINUOUS
DUNCAN
I mean, I guess. Did you get your
show back or something?
20.
INT. RORYS KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS
RORY
Not quite. Were starting our own
show.
MUSIC IN...
INT. EQUIPMENT DEPOT - DAY
A large warehouse.
Rory and Duncan pick out 3 large transparent cubes with
lights inside them. They assemble them next to each other.
They hop on and start jumping around.
This will be their stage.
Rory hands his credit card to the SALES REP.
INT. RORYS LIVING ROOM - DAY
Rory sits beside Duncan as he creates a post on Craigslist.
IT READS:
Are you trying to get into the DJ game? Do you want to play
for more than 100 people a night?
Rory adds an additional line:
Do you want a local celebrity as a boss?
EXT. DANCE STUDIO - DAY
Rory and Duncan peer inside the window of a hip hop dance
class, trying to pick out their dancers.
As dancers start to leave after the class, Rory approaches
them with his offer.
INT. RORYS DOORWAY - DAY
Rory gets a large package delivered to his door.
He opens up the box and pulls one of the hundreds of T-Shirts
hes had made.
21.
In a crazy looking font, they read RORYS RAGERS
ACT 3
EXT. GOLF CLUB - NIGHT
Rory, Duncan, their new DJ and their TWO NEW DANCERS unload
their equipment from a cube van.
INT. GOLF CLUB - NIGHT
Duncan assembles the lights and builds the stage.
Rory paces the space, getting himself psyched up.
Everybody is wearing a Rorys Ragers shirt.
The DJ puts his equipment together. One dancer stretches. The
other is nowhere in sight. Rory approaches her.
RORY
Wheres your friend?
DANCER
She just texted me. She says her
cat has to go in for surgery or
something. Cant make it. Shes
really really sorry.
RORY
Cat surgery?
The BIRTHDAY GIRL and her MOTHER enter the room.
BIRHTHDAY GIRL
There he is!
MOTHER
Ooh lets go say hello!
They approach Rory.
RORY
You must be Kat! And this must be
her lovely mother. Can you believe
it? 16 years flies by, doesnt it?
Mother blushes.
MOTHER
You took the words from my mouth,
sir!
22.
(MORE)
And if I may say, I think its great
that youre doing this. I mean I
know youve had a stressful week or
so, what with the television
meltdown and-
RORY
I can assure you theres nothing to
worry about. Kats special night is
going to go off without a hitch.
MOTHER
I have total faith - after I saw
that video of you dancing with the
little girl on her Bat Mitzvah - we
got all choked up! Its wonderful to
have you here.
RORY
And Im happy to be here. So Kat,
what kind of music are you and your
friends into? My DJ is the best,
and he-
Raj has entered with his two dancers and DJ Fresh Francis.
The confusion on his face says it all.
RAJ
WHAT IS RORY DIXON DOING AT MY
PARTY?
RORY
Im sorry...your party?
RAJ
(to mother) Mrs Wilson we spoke on
the phone last week. Im who you
booked to play Kats party.
Mother is confused.
MOTHER
But you...You promised Rory Dixon.
And...here he is.
RAJ
I am MCing tonights party. Not
Rory.
Rory steps toward Raj
MOTHER
No, thank you. Were fine with
Rory.
23.
MOTHER (CONT'D)
(MORE)
(to Rory)
Who is that man?
RORY
He was my booking agent, but he
gets a tad jealous sometimes. Im
terribly sorry - Ill get him out
of our hair.
He looks over at Raj and his gang.
RORY (CONTD)
RAJ! SHOO!
Raj storms off.
EXT. GOLF CLUB - SHORTLY AFTER
Raj furiously loads equipment back in his truck.
Rory comes out and makes a bee-line for his favourite sexy
dancer.
RORY
I never learned your name
MADISON
Its Madison.
RORY
Madison. Were short a dancer,
Madison. I think youd be perfect.
MADISON
Youd let me work tonight?
RORY
I think youre perfect for Rorys
Ragers. Unless your allegiance lies
with this fucknut.
Raj takes notice.
RAJ
Stop talking to my dancer, Dixon!
RORY
He seems a little possessive.
Needy. Clingy, even.
24.
MOTHER (CONT'D)
MADISON
Rescue me, Rory Dixon.
RORY
On one condition.
MADISON
Yeah?
RORY
You have a drink with me after the
party.
MADISON
Or we could just spike the punch at
this sweet 16.
RORY
Youre bad, Madison.
MUSIC IN...
INT. GOLF CLUB - NIGHT
The party is raging and it is a wild success.
Rory takes pictures with the kids,
dances on the stage,
gives out prizes,
jumps up and down in the middle of the dance floor.
Duncan attempts to get in on the dancing fun, only to get
uncomfortable stares from 16 year old girls. He sulks back to
his place in on the side.
On the other side of the back window, Raj pushes his head
against the glass, observing in fury.
EXT. GOLF CLUB WINDOW - CONTINUOUS
Raj leans against the glass.
RAJ
Youre finished, Dixon. Your life
is over...
OFF RAJ
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END OF EPISODE
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