10 reasons why Rahul Gandhi should be the

next Prime Minister

By Nirmalya 'Nemo' Dutta @nemothegreat1 | January 03, 2014 7:11 PM | 14 comments

Watching Manmohan Singh explain his governments
reforms, talk about corruption and also take down Modi in
the same robotic monotone was downright depressing.
Thankfully, he promised to pass on the baton. Now what we
need is a young hungry one who would lead us to glory and
who better than Rahul Gandhi, who has been tutored for
this spot since he was in his nappies. I mean imagine if we
ended up with Robert Vadra instead. So here are 10 solid
reasons we want Rahul baba to be the next PM:
Update: Bonus Reason: His amazing interview with Arnab
Goswami where he proves that womens empowerment is
the panacea for all of societys problems and referring to
oneself in the third person doesnt make you sound smarter!
1. He shares his name with SRKs most beloved characters

Rahul Naam to suna hi hoga. Who wouldnt want to
have that person as our PM? I mean does Arvind naam to
suna hi hoga or Narendra naam to suna hi hoga have the
same ring!
2. He will be a more vocal Prime Minister than Manmohan
Singh
We yearn to hear more from the head of our country. In 10
years, Manmohan gave three full-fledged conferences, three!
Hell, Narendra Modi and Arvind Kejriwal probably give
more press conferences in an hour! Anyway, we felt that we
needed a more conversational PM who would talk to us
from time to time and Rahul baba is perfect for that. Also
hes prettier to look at than that Kejriwal fellow with his
atrocious muffler and Modis beard.
3. He understands high-end physics and philosophy
We know he has been mocked for saying poverty was a state
of mind and hes not wrong. If someone like Tagore said it,
wed be praising him to the high heavens for saying
something intellectual but anything Rahul Gandhi says is
mocked. But geniuses were always mocked by their peers
and Rahul babas situation is just the same. And come on
how many politicians barring Kejriwal have a clue what
escape velocity means!
4. His name is Gandhi for Gods sake
Come on the mans surname is Gandhi. If theres one Indian
surname that people around the world recognise, its
Gandhi. In fact, with a little data fudging ala Modi we could
probably pass him off as Gandhis grandson or something.
5. Prime Ministership runs in his blood
His great grandfather was the Prime Minister, his
grandmother and father were ones as well! Politics is
probably embedded in his gene and he must have his
birthright.
6. He isnt always angry about everything like Arvind
Kejriwal
Its become the in-thing to be angry about everything ala
Kejriwal who probably cant get through breakfast without
finding five things to protest about. Although Rahuls
temper has been lost from time to time in the recent past, he
comes across a cool head.
7. He doesnt twist historical facts
Unlike Narendra Modi who keeps on making up stuff, Rahul
Gandhi has never, ever been accused of twisting historical
facts. In fact, hes pretty much likely that he has seen or
witnessed or heard about anything historical thats
happened in India.
8. He hasnt ever asked for giant statues
Mr Modi wants to erect a 182 m statue of Sardar Patel
which will be the tallest statute in the world. Come on is that
really a good use of resources when the nation has so many
pressing issues to deal with! Shouldnt we focus on stuff
thats really important like food or the latest Salman Khan
movie? Rest assured Rahul Gandhi will never bother with
such crass symbolism.
9. He will be able to converse with foreign leaders
Having studied abroad, Mr Gandhi will surely be able to
converse comfortably with foreign delegates and leaders
unlike others. When current BJP chief Rajnath Singh went
to the US and addressed delegates, no one could understand
a single word. We surely wont have similar problems with
Rahul.
10. He had hot girlfriends and is easy on the eyes
The rumour mills suggest that Mr Rahul Gandhi is quite
popular with the ladies. Who wouldnt want a PM who can
talk to the ladies? Would you rather have a engineer who
probably hasnt talked to a girl in his life or a celibate like
Mr Narendra Modi who promises never to marry. Not to
mention he has never been accused of using state resources
to stalk women!
And for all the ladies out there who are sick of looking at
politicians who look like their uncles or local goons or South
Indian heroes. The nations ladies have waited a long time
for a politician who is easy on the eyes and Mr Gandhi
surely fits the bill!
Modified Date: January 28, 2014 8:54 AM
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