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10 Greatest Things about Insurance
Who doesnt love insurance? You? Thats probably because you didnt know how awesome
insurance really is, when you get to know it. Really. Im not just saying that. I would totally
think insurance was great even if it didnt pay my salary.
See for yourself.
10 Reasons to Love Insurance
1. The free stuff. Who doesnt need another coffee mug or keychain or flimsy rope
backpack? Insurance companies love reminding us about their existence by giving us
gear with their logos, and as a result, Ill never have to buy myself a stress ball again!
#winning
2. The anagrams. Did you know you can shuffle the letters in insurance to spell I race
nuns? Also Scar Ennui. If thats not an emo band waiting to happen, then Im not a
desperately bored office employee trying to make my job interesting.
3. The freedom it gives you. Light that candle. Ride that roller coaster. Run that red light.*
Whatever happens, youve probably got an insurance policy that can pay for the damage!
4. The sponsorships. Like the Cleveland Indians? How about Rascal Flatts? Or Antiques
Roadshow, the Olympics, NCAA sports, NASCAR, or the PGA Tour? You can thank
insurance companies for sponsoring these vital American institutions long after they
stopped being viable revenue generators on their own.
5. The art. The movie Philadelphia focused on the outcome of an EPLI case. Franz Kafka
worked as an insurance officer while he wrote some of his most Kafkaesque stories. And
in The Truman Show, Truman Burbank is an insurance salesman. Where would we be
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without these cultural touchstones, America? In a world where not everybody suspected
their life was secretly a TV show and all their friends were in on it, thats where.
6. Um jobs? About 1.5 percent of the U.S. workforce (thats 2.4 million people) is
employed by the insurance sector. I mean, paperwork doesnt just file itself, you guys.
7. The mascots. Flo, Mayhem, the Gecko if youve never enjoyed an ad with at least one
of these characters, then I would argue that you dont have a soul. And if thats the case,
please refer to #6, as there may be some opportunities for you.
8. Protection from death by excessive laughter. Who among us hasnt been kept awake at
night by this problem?
9. That just-got-insurance-so-am-catching-up-on-all-my-weird-symptoms feeling. You
know what Im talking about. That day the health insurance at your new job kicks in so
you can make appointments youve been putting off to check out that stiffness in your
jaw / full-body rash / night sweats and unexplained weight loss / severed fingers / West
Nile issue.
10. Butts. And legs. And mustaches. And being booooorrrrrn to ruuuuuuunnn. Celebrities
didnt get to the top by NOT buying bizarre insurance policies, and J. Lo, Heidi Klum,
Merv Hughes, and Bruce Springsteen all have coverage for their trademark assets.
Usually in the conclusion of a piece like this, Id reinforce why insurance is the greatest, but I
think Ive pretty much made my point already. In case there is still any doubt in your mind,
please read about Tom Jones chest hair insurance. Not because I think it will change your mind,
but because if you dont love insurance by now, I want you to have the image of a 74-year-old
mans chest hair right now.

*Editors note: dont run that red light.