iunning shoes. The seconu hikei laugheu anu saiu, "Why bothei changing out of youi boots.

You can't outiun a beai." The fiist hikei ieplieu, "I uon't have to outiun the beai, I only have
to outiun you."

1uu Befoie you ciiticize someone, walk a mile in theii shoes. Then when you uo ciiticize
them, you'll be a mile away anu have theii shoes.

1u1 A man on a business tiip is staying in a high-iise hotel with a bai on the top flooi.
Aftei checking in anu seeing his ioom, he ueciues to go upstaiis. Theie's only one othei
pation in the bai. The businessman oiueis a uiink anu then watches in suipiise as the othei
pation quickly eats an oiange, chugs his beei, anu jumps out the winuow.
A minute latei, the man ietuins. The businessman is shockeu to see him again eat an oiange,
chug his beei anu then jump out the winuow.
When the man ietuins a thiiu time, the businessman ueciues he can uo this, too. Be eats an
oiange, chugs his beei, then jumps out the winuow to his ueath.
The baitenuei tuins to the man anu says, "You know, Supeiman, you'ie a ieal jeik when
you'ie uiunk."

1u2 Bow many suiiealists uoes it take to change a lightbulb.
Two, one to uo it, anu anothei to holu the fish.

1uS As a funeial tiain passes by a golf couise, a golfei on one of the gieens stops,
stanus at attention with hat helu ovei his heait as the heaise goes by. Then he
goes back to lining up his putt. Bis playing paitnei iemaiks how that was the
nicest gestuie he'u evei seen, to show such iespect foi the ueau. The fiist
golfei sinks his putt anu says, "Well, she was a goou wife foi sixteen yeais."

1u4 A woman has twin boys anu gives them up foi auoption. 0ne goes to a family in Egypt,
anu is nameu "Amahl." The othei goes to a family in Spain anu is nameu "}uan." Yeais latei,
}uan senus a pictuie of himself to his biith mom. 0pon ieceiving the pictuie, she tells hei
husbanu that she wishes she also hau a pictuie of Amahl. Bei husbanu iesponus, "But they
aie iuentical twins. If you've seen }uan, you've seen Amahl.

1uS What uo you call a boomeiang that uoesn't come back.
A stick.

1u6 Nan walking uown the stieet meets a fiienu who has a lobstei tuckeu unuei his aim.
"Aie you taking that lobstei home to uinnei." he asks. "No," says fiienu, "he's hau his uinnei
anu now I'm taking him to the pictuies".

1u7 A man is sat at home watching T.v. when he heais a knock at the uooi. The man gets
up anu answeis the uooi, to his astonishment theie is a snail at the uooi. The snail says "can i
sell you some uouble glazing." To which the man ieplies "no" anu kicks him uown the stieet.
Two weeks latei theie is anothei knock at the uooi. The man answeis it anu it is the snail
again. The snail then say "what uiu you uo that foi then."