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The Heist - SE Pt. 2
The Heist - SE Pt. 2
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Booty Dew
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KEENAN
Hold up...I dont see Allison here.
DESI
We aint planning the prom
baybeeeee.
CEEZY
Yall need to shut the fuck up, for
real. Im tryna get this money.
KYO
Fuck up!
ZERU slams a fist on the table.
ASHPOLI
Was that supposed to scare us?
ZERU
Luke, give this nigga the present.
Aint got time for his bullshit.
LUKE nods and escorts ASHPOLI out.
ZERU (CONT)
Alright, so...the squads each got a
different task. If everybody pull
they weight, we gettin out of here
rich.
NERO
Alright, whos teamin up?
ZERU
We got Deek, Kyo, and Ash in the
first squad.
DEEK smirks. KYO shakes his head.
KYO
Really nigga? With the grodiest?
ZERU
Second squad is Desi, Keenan, and
Luke.
DESI rolls her eyes.
LUKE returns with ASHPOLI and sits him down. ASHPOLI looks
disturbed. LUKE nods to ZERU and hands him a remote device.
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ZERU (CONT)
Good job Luke. That bitch over
there reports to Deek and Kyo. Ash
Imma let you know now, when I
activate whats up yo asshole, you
are at my mercy. If you fuck up or
disobey whatever yo squad say, you
done.
LUKE
Good game nigga.
ASHPOLI
This is some bullshit.
ZERU
We got Domale, Kirby, and Raizek.
DOMALE
Aight thats cool.
KIRBY
Yay I get to have my pet!
RAIZEK
El oh el.
ZERU
Gauge, Naizo, and DC.
GAUGE
You wrong for that bruh.
NAIZO
Why we gotta be wit this retarded
ass nigga DC?
DC
Im killing both of you.
ZERU
Toji, TDub, and Nero.
TDUB
Maaaaaan.
TOJI shakes his head in silence.
ZERU
Maleek, JC, Ceezy, and Hellz is the
last squad.
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MALEEK
Man we all bouta die.
JCBAL
Speak fo yoself essay.
HELLZ
I aint dyin nigga.
ZERU
If Deek ass aint kill Lockem we
woulda had another squad. But
whatever, we can still make it. We
hittin the Federal Reserve. This
gone be a big one. Dont fuck up.
EVERYBODY begins rubbing their hands together like Birdman.
FADE OUT
EXT. FEDERAL RESERVE ROOFTOP - NIGHT
DEEK, KYO, AND ASHPOLI are on top of the roof in black
jumpsuits. They break open a security console before
hurdling up for the next step.
KYO
Alright, so we cut the silent alarm
in one minute, then regroup with
Desi squad.
DEEK
I aint doin shit nigga.
ASHPOLI
Then you aint gettin no money.
DEEK
Suck my dick.
KYO
Chill bruh damn, 30 seconds. Get
ready.
DEEK steps up to ASHPOLI.
DEEK
Nah bruh, tell this nigga to suck
my dick. You heard Zeru. If this
nigga disobey he gettin ganked.
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ASHPOLI
Chill out.
DEEK
Suck my goddamn dick nigga, this
aint no game!
ASHPOLI feels something heating up in his butthole, then
shakes his head. He starts crying, getting on his knees, and
unzipping DEEKs jumpsuit.
DEEK (CONT)
Blow my nigga Kyo too.
(to Kyo)
Come get some mah nigga. Fuck this
bitch nigga bruh.
KYO
I swear you grody bruh. Im cuttin
this alarm first. Might as well
since that nigga already startin.
KYO cuts the alarm, then heads over to DEEK and ASHPOLI.
ASHPOLI unzips KYOs jumpsuit as well, then performs
fellatio on both team mates.
DEEK
Say you a fuck nigga pussy boi.
ASHPOLI
Man cmon...chill out.
DEEK
Did I stutter? Where Zeru at wit
that remote?
ASHPOLI
...Im a fuck nigga pussy boi.
DEEK and KYO laugh and high-five each other. ASHPOLI cries
more.
DEEK
Lil bitch.
INT. FEDERAL RESERVE - LOBBY
DESI, KEENAN, and LUKE are at the entrance of the lobby.
LUKE sprays water around to reveal INFRARED LIGHT BEAMS
scattered around.
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LUKE
Alright, we gotta wait for Nero n
them to cut this off.
KEENAN
Aight. While we
waitin....shiiiiit, what them legs
do Desi?
DESI
Chill out. Im not Allison.
KEENAN
You can be my Allison for tonight
doe.
DESI
Id rather let Zeru have my booty.
KEENAN
Damn...thats cold.
INT. FEDERAL RESERVE - BATHROOM
TOJI and TDUB are climbing onto a sink to open a vent. NERO
is taking a heavy shit, farting and wheezing with laughter
in an attempt to cover it up.
TDUB
Swear that nigga Nero grody bruuuh.
TOJI
Fuck up nigga, swear you slow.
NERO
Alright so you know where you goin
when you get up in there right?
TOJI
On God bruh dont talk. Yo shit
already smell bad enough. Dont
need yo stank ass breath either.
TOJI breaks the vent cover open, then helps TDUB up inside
of the vent.
TOJI
Man you better know where you
goin.
TDUB
I gotchu bruuuuh.
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DC
When we get back to Zeru Im
reporting you both. This isnt
fair.
GAUGE
Really nigga? You bitchin over
being in the back seat? Rethink yo
life fuckboy.
DC
I deserve to be in front. I do more
than anyone else in this vehicle.
NAIZO shakes his head, sighing. GAUGE reaches for his
PISTOL.
GAUGE
Shut the fuck up, DC.
DC
No.
GAUGE
Bruh...shut the fuck up. Last
chance.
DC
Make me.
GAUGE points the gun behind him and SHOOTS at DC. DC ducks
down and SHOOTS back with his own pistol. NAIZO unholsters a
MAGNUM and fires behind him. EVERYONE in the vehicle is
shooting rounds.
They all miss every shot.
GAUGE
Now chill out fuck nigga.
DC
You missed. Stupid shit, you suck
ass. If youre gonna try to gank
someone, do it right. You shouldnt
even be getting paid with aim like
that.
GAUGE
You didnt hit nobody either nigga!
Fuck outta here!
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NAIZO
On everything, if you dont shut up
DC.
DC
What you gone do?
NAIZO gets out of the truck and opens the back door, jumping
in to GRAB DC. GAUGE pulls out his tactical knife and SHANKS
the restrained DC multiple times. DC CRIES before bleeding
out. DC DIES, then shits himself uncontrollably. The stench
FILLS the truck.
NAIZO gets back in the driver seat like nothing happened.
GAUGE
Bitch ass nigga. Nobody will miss
him. Leave that nigga stankin.
EXT. FEDERAL RESERVE BACKSIDE - NIGHT
We see MALEEK, JCBAL, CEEZY, AND HELLZ pacing around the
back of the building, impatient. They all have ASSAULT
RIFLES and TACTICAL GEAR on them.
MALEEK
The fuck is taking so long for the
signal, yo? Im tryna get in and
out this bitch like a train bein
ran on Geo.
JCBAL
Aye, just relax homes. We gone get
the money.
CEEZY
Maybe you can afford to bring the
rest of yo family here without
havin to float across the boarder
in a sleeping bag, poe ass beaner
fuckboy.
HELLZ
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
JCBAL points his RIFLE at CEEZY.
JCBAL
That shit aint funny vato. Dont
talk about my family yo.
CEEZY points his RIFLE at JCBAL and SHOOTS him in the head.
JCBAL DIES.
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CEEZY
Dickhead. Dont point a gun at a
nigga if you too pussy to shoot.
HELLZ
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
MALEEK
Chill bruh. We gotta stay focused.
CEEZY
Shut yo dry Q-tip head ass up
nigga. Lookin like Flocka without
his grill and dreads ass boy.
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LUKE
Im good man...Im good.
DEEK, KYO, and ASPHOLI enter. They all shake their heads
when they see DESIs body.
DEEK
The fuck happened to her?
KEENAN
She fell down some stairs.
DEEK
It aint even no stairs around here
dumb nigga, only elevators.
KYO
Yo...can I have her body? I mean,
since nobody else want to.
LUKE
Chill, I want it.
KEENAN
Both of yall grody as hell.
KYO
Like them heebie jeebies on yo neck
mah nigga?
LUKE gestures at KYO.
LUKE
Bruh, dont...KEENAN pulls out his PISTOL and SHOOTS KYO multiple times.
KYO hits the ground, but the shots hit his BODY ARMOR. DEEK
headshots KEENAN, and his head recoils. KEENANs life
flashes before his eyes, and he recalls memories of ALLISON
and their PROM playing over and over. KEENAN DIES.
DEEK
Bent that nigga neck like an L out
of NY.
DESI returns to life long enough to yell three words, then
DIES again.
DESI
HOOOOOO MY GOD!
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LUKE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DEEK
...That shit trippy as fuck. Did
Desi really just say that shit
while dead?
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NAIZO
Nah bruh, I want as much as I can
get. Lets just drive through that
shit and take everything in the
vault.
GAUGE
...You wild. We stayin right here.
NAIZO starts the truck and revs it up.
GAUGE (CONT)
I will stab you son. Dont be a
dickhead.
NAIZO
We out here!
NAIZO swerves out of the parking spot, flooring the gass
pedal to head for the entrance. GAUGE stabs NAIZO in the
neck. NAIZO DIES, but his foot stays on the pedal.
GAUGE
Fuck!
INT. FEDERAL RESERVE - LOBBY
A truck crashes through the entrance, speeding across the
lobby. KYO gets ran over by it as EVERYONE else jumps out of
the way. KYO DIES while fucking DESIs corpse.
LUKE
What the fuck yo?
GAUGE hops out of the passenger side, disoriented.
GAUGE
That nigga Naizo was a dickhead. He
just fucked all this shit up...we
gotta leave man. Cops gone be here.
DEEK
You sound dumb as fuck. Im gettin
this money.
LUKE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
EVERYBODY in the area looks at LUKE.
GAUGE
The fuck yo problem?
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DEEK
Yeah bruh, quit that screamin
shit. Random ass nigga...man, you
know what? You too random mah
nigga.
LUKE already knows where this was headed, and takes cover
behind a pillar. DEEK points his PISTOL at him.
DEEK (CONT)
Yeah nigga, you already know whats
up. Nigga out here random as hell,
too unpredictable. Come get this
gank nigga.
GAUGE
Man you need to chill wit the
ganks.
LUKE OPENS FIRE on DEEK from behind the pillar. DEEK runs
behind a desk, SHOOTING back. GAUGE takes cover near the
truck.
GAUGE (CONT)
I aint wit this gankin shit bruh!
Fuck all yall niggas, Naizo was
right!
INT. FEDERAL RESERVE - ELEVATOR
We see DOMALE, KIRBY, and RAIZEK all in the glass elevator,
watching the SHOOTOUT go down below. The elevator is heading
DOWN.
DOMALE
On God Im not goin down there. I
already know that nigga Deek on
some fuck shit.
KIRBY
Its alright, we gone make it.
RAIZEK nods in agreement with KIRBY.
DOMALE
Uh...you know how grody Deek is
right?
KIRBY
Nah he aint that bad, haha.
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DOMALE
Bitch you guessed it! Whoo!
RAIZEK turns around to baby slap DOMALE. DOMALE takes his
KNIFE out and STABS RAIZEK in the throat. RAIZEK DIES.
The elevator door OPENS to the sound of GUNSHOTS in the
lobby.
KIRBY turns around to stare at DOMALE.
DOMALE (CONT)
Bitch, I will shoot you. This shit
is already outta control. Its
every nigga and bitch for
themselves now.
KIRBY
Good luck.
KIRBY unzips her jumpsuit, revealing AMAZINGLY COMPACT lard
rolls. She stops sucking in, and her size multiples
instantly. The glass of the elevator SHATTERS. DOMALE is
BLOWN out of the elevator before he could draw his gun,
slamming into a wall.
The floor SHAKES violently as KIRBY enters the shootout
between LUKE and DEEK.
DEEK
The fuck? I thought Cherry died in
the first script?
LUKE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
INT. FEDERAL RESERVE - BATHROOM
We see TOJI waiting in the bathroom with a disgusted
expression. NERO is still shitting and wheezing with
laughter. The sounds of GUNSHOTS can be heard.
TOJI
Man...I knew this shit was gone
happen. We on our own now. Fuckin
dickheads bruh.
NERO
Long as we stay in here, we good.
TOJI
Im not stayin in here with yo
shitty ass.
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17.
LUKE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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GAUGE
Fuck niggas aint bout it now.
TOJI stands up before DEEK. DEEK GRABS TOJIs balls.
TOJI
Chill bruh! On everything you bein
a bitch! Fuck nigga!
DEEK
Nigga you should know how I get
down! I dont take Ls mah nigga!
Fuck outta here!
GAUGE makes it to the two. He points his SHOTGUN at them.
DEEK and TOJI back up, seperating.
GAUGE
Both of yall fuck up.
GAUGE is suddenly HEADSHOT by a sniper bullet. GAUGE DIES. A
man in a GAS MASK comes out from behind a pillar. This man
is ZERU.
ZERU
Yall retards failed. Now all of
yall are getting the gank.
DEEK
Fuck outta here, nasty nigga.
ZERU pulls out a plunger and runs at DEEK. TOJI KICKS DEEK
in the balls then RUNS, leaving DEEK vulnerable for ZERU.
ZERU VIOLATES DEEK with the plunger. DEEK now has an OUTIE
BOOTYHOLE.
ZERU chases TOJI.
TOJI pulls out his KNIFE and slashes at ZERU. ZERU jumps
back.
DEEK runs up behind ZERU and shanks him in the back multiple
times.
ZERU
You need to die. You the grimiest
piece of shit to walk this earth.
DEEK
And you the nastiest, fuck nigga.
ZERU DIES.
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