Phrases for sex (funny)

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Antonella:
Adam and Eve'ing It
Baking cookies
Baking the bean
Balling
Banging
Bashing the Beaver
Being in a woman's Beef
Being up to one's Balls
Being Up to ya nuts in guts
Beast with two Backs
Beating cheeks
Beating someone up with an ugly stick
Boffing your Brains out
Boinking
Boom-booming
Bone Dancing
Boning
Bonking
Boofing
Bopping
Bouncing the bearded clam
Breeding
Buffing the beaver
Bumping and grinding
Bumping Bellies
Bumping Uglies
Bumpin' fuzzies
Bumpin' uglies
Burying the Baby leg
Burying the Bone
Burying the Weasel
Burying the weenie
Bush patrolling
Buttering the muffin
Buzzing the Brillo
Buzzing the honey hole
Chopping
Cleaning her pipes
Cleaning the carpet
Coming together

Cooping the chicken

Crackin'
Crashing the custard truck
Crawling across the floor like a water spider
Creaking bed syndrome
Creamin'
Cutting the mustard
Dancing the Buttock jig
Dancing the matrimonial polka
Dancing the mattress jig
Diddling
Dipping the gravy boat
Dipping your wick
Diving in the Dark
Diving for pearls
Doing a lewd infusion
Doing a load of laundry
Doing Dirty working at the crossroads
Doing it
Doing some Bed-pressing
Doing some ladies' tailoring
Doing some Muff Diving
Doing some Nose painting
Doing some One Armed Banditry
Doing some Rump work
Doing som Up Hill Gardening
Doing the Act of Darkness
Doing the Backseat mambo
Doing the Backstroke
Doing the Bad thing
Doing the Bed Boogie
Doing the Four-Legged Fox Trot
Doing the Funky Chicken
Doing the chores
Doing the deed
Doing the Featherbed jig
Doing the Four-legged frolic
Doing the Hokey-pokey
Doing the Horizontal bop
Doing the Horizontal exercises
Doing the Horizontal hula
Doing the Horizontal Jog
Doing the Horizontal mambo
Doing the Horizontal polka
Doing the Horizontal tango

Doing the Humpity Dumpity

Doing the Humpty Dance
Doing the Humpty Dumpty
Doing the Mattress Dance
Doing the Mattress mambo
Doing the Mommy-daddy Dance
Doing the Nasty
Doing the Naughty
Doing the tube snake boogie
Doing the Tubesteak fandango
Doing the Ugly
Doing the Wild thing
Doona Dance
Drilling for oil
Drilling for Cervix
Drilling the Ditch
Driving home
Eating cauliflower
Eating hymeneal sweets
Eating at the Y
Enjoying a flesh session
Exchanging Bodily fluids
Feeding the Dummy
Feeding the kitty
Feeding the muffin
Filling the cream Doughnut
Finding a Hot Dog in a jungle
Fitting end to end
Fitting her clap flap
Five knuckle shuffle
Fixing her plumbing
Flopping in the hay
Fornicating
Fraternizing
Genital exercise
Getting a Belly full of marrow pudding
Getting a rock off
Getting a shove in your Blind eye
Getting Beef in yo taco
Getting Carpet Tunnel Syndrome
Getting creamy
Getting down
Getting Funky
Getting horizontal
Getting into someone's pants

Getting it on
Getting Jack in the orchard
Getting jiggy
Getting parallel
Getting some Front Door action
Getting some stank on the hang low
Getting oats
Getting stretched
Getting your cane waxed
Getting your chimney swept out
Getting your end wet
Getting your hair cut
Getting your jollies
Getting your leather stretched
Getting your lizard drained
Getting your nuts cracked
Getting your oil changed
Getting your rocks off
Gettin' some of that slippery action
Getting busy
Getting your freak on
Giving a hole to hide in
Giving a woman a shot
Giving hard for soft
Giving her a hosing
Giving her a pat
Giving her the Business
Giving her the high hard one
Giving juice for jelly
Giving kitty a taste of cream
Giving someone a stab
Giving someone the works
Giving the Dog a Bone
Giving it up
Giving her the high hard one
Glazing the Donut
Going at it
Going Belly-to-belly
Going fishing
Going like a rat up a Drainpipe
Going spelunking
Going to town
Goosing
Greasing
Greasing the monkey

Greasing the pole

Greasing the wheel
Greasing the axle
Grinding your tool
Growling at the Badger
Hammering
Hauling your ashes
Having
Having a Bit of curly greens
Having a Bit of fish
Having a Bit of giblet pie
Having a Bit of pork
Having a Bit of split mutton
Having a Bit of sugar stick
Having a Bit of summer cabbage
Having a Bit of the cramstick
Having A Bit of the old in & out
Having a hot roll with cream
Having a joy ride
Having a nooner
Having a piece of tail
Having a poke
Having a Quickie
Having a root
Having a squeeze and a squirt
Having a turn on your Back
Having an Uppy Downy
Having Nookie
Having one's way with
Having some Afternoon Delight
Having the Beasty rendezvous
Heading South
Hiding the salami
Hiding the sausage
Hiking the South Rim
Hippity Dippity
Hitting it
Hobblin'
Hooking up
Hopping
Hopping on the good foot
Horizontalize
Hosing
Humping
Impaling

Introducing Charlie
Jabbing
Jazzing
Jigging
Jiggling
Juicing
Jumping Bones
Katydiddling
Knocking Boots
Knocking mops
Lancing
Laying some pipe
Laying cable
Lying feet up
Lifting a leg on someone
Lighting the lamp
Linking it
Losing the match
Making Baskets
Making ends meet
Making grass sandwiches
Making her grunt
Making it
Makin' Bacon
Making Babies
Making Magic
Making the sign of the Two-backed Beast
Making whoopee
Mingling limbs
Mixing your peanut Butter
Mounting
Nailing
Nibbling
Nipping the bean bag
Packing the frank
Painting the Door
Parallel parking
Parking (the car, the bus, the Audi)
Parking the Beef Bus in tuna town
Parking the pink Plymouth in the garage of love
Parting the Pink Sea
Passing the gravy
Peeling your Best end
Performing Carnal gymnastics
Phallicizing

Picnicking in the lawn

Planting a man
Planting your seed
Playing at in-and-out
Playing at tops-and-bottoms
Playing cars and garages
Playing Doctor
Playing Hanky panky
Playing hide the hot Dog
Playing hide the weenie
Playing hide the salami
Playing on the hair court
Playing pickle-me, tickle-me
Playing the slots
Playing the squeezebox
Playing tiddlywinks
Playing post office
Plooking
Plowing
Plug and playing
Plugging
Pocketing the stake
Poking in the whiskers
Poking
Poking the pie
Polishing the Jewel
Popping it in
Popping one off
Porking
Pounding
Pounding the porch
Pounding the puppy
Praying with the knees upward
Probing the membrane
Professional wrestling
Pumping
Punching the chipmunk
Putting the Bee in the hive
Putting the Boots to someone
Putting the Devil into Hell
Putting your root Down
Putting your snake in the grass
Puttin' sour cream in the Burrito
Puttin' the candle in the pumpkin
Putting the Devil into Hell

Putting the "Lew" in Lewinsky

Putting the Puppy in the Dog House
Ramming
Ravishing
Rear attack
Receiving a guest in the foyer
Riding someone
Riding the hobby horse
Riding the Baloney pony
Riding the pink pony
Riding the pony
Riding the skin Bus into Tuna Town
Ringing her Bell
Rocking
Rocking it
Rocking off
Rocking the casbah
Rogering
Rolling in the hay
Rolling the cigar
Romping in the hay
Roughin' up the suspect
Rubbing Bacons
Rubbing one out
Rump splitting
Running the naked Wheel Barrow Race
Saucing the clam
Sawing off a chunk
Schlopping
Schtupping
Screwing
Scrogging
Scrumping
Sewing wild oats
Sexercizing
Shagging
Shaking a skin coat
Shaking the sheets
Shooting the moon
Shooting your wad
Shucking the oyster
Sinking it in
Sinking the Bismarck
Sinking the soldier
Skinning back a freak

Slamming
Slapping skin
Slapping meat
Slicking Willie
Sliding down the banister
Slipping someone the hot Beef injection
Slipping someone the tube steak
Soaking the sheets
Sowing your (wild) oats
Spankin' the cat
Spawning
Spearing the Bearded clam
Spelunking
Splitting the uprights
Stabbing the trout
Star-gazing on your Back
Stirring the cauldron
Storming the trenches
Straightening the meat curtains
Stretching leather
Stroking the newt
Stuffing the Beaver
Stuffing the taco
Stuffin Martha's muffin
Sucking the sugar-stick
Sweating the sheets
Sweaty rompin'
Sweetening the pot
Swiping the V-card
Taking
Taking a Belly-ride
Taking a turn in the stubble
Taking it to the car wash
Taking the starch out of someone
Taking a Break
Taking it downtown
Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist
Taking the flesh Boat to tuna town
Tearing off a piece
Telling a Bedtime story
Threading the needle
Throwing a leg over
Throwing another log on the fire
Throwing the meat at her
Tossing The Salad

Trading a Bit of hard for a Bit of soft

Training through a tunnel
Trimming the Buff
Varnishing your cane
Visiting the Netherlands
Walking the Dog
Wallpapering the closet
Watering the lawn
Waxing the pole
Wetting the hose
Wetting your wick
Whitewashing
Winding the Kinetic watch
Winding up your clock
Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
Working the hairy oracle
Yodeling in the valley
Yodeling in the gulley
Zallywhacking
Ziggy-wiggling
Zoinkering
Zwooshing the swoosh