Homer Badman.

__________:You like sweets, kids? I know a place that's sweeter than

sweetness itself. In this sweet place, earthly doughnuts are _____ as poison.
You'd _______ them _____, you would.
I'm talking about the Candy Industry Trade Show.
__________: Bart, don't put the non-marshmallow pieces back in the box.
They go in the _________.
___________: Hey. Hey. I have asked you nicely not to _________ my
merchandise. You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again.
__________:Can I come to the candy show? Can I? - No, me.
_________: Why can't it all be _________________?
__________: How did you get tickets?
__________: But take one of the ________.
__________: Sorry, kids. But this the one event I want my darling wife by
my side.
________ :Take me,
___________: They hid them in every millionth Krusty Klump Bar and
Krusty Klump Bar with __________.
_________: You go, Mom. For the greater good.
__________: For the greater good.
__________: me, me.
__________: Marge, they can't carry enough candy. They have _______
little muscles. Not big, ________ ones like you.

Homer Badman Damn FDA.

BART: Why can't it all be marshmallow?
LISA: Bart, don't put the non-marshmallow pieces back in the box.
They go in the trash.
HOMER:You like sweets, kids? I know a place that's sweeter than
sweetness itself.
In this sweet place, earthly doughnuts are sour as poison.
You'd spit them out, you would.
I'm talking about the Candy Industry Trade Show.
LISA: How did you get tickets?
HOMER: They hid them in every millionth Krusty Klump Bar and Krusty
Klump Bar with almonds.
APU: Hey. Hey. I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise.
You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again.
Can I come to the candy show? Can I? - No, me.
Bart: Take me,
Lisa: me, me.
HOMER Sorry, kids. But this the one event I want my darling wife by my
side.
MARCH: But take one of the kids.
HOMER: Marge, they can't carry enough candy. They have puny little
muscles. Not big, ropy ones like you.
BART: You go, Mom. For the greater good.
LISA: For the greater good.
Homer, are all these pockets necessary? They wouldn't be if you would sit
in a hollowed-out wheelchair.
Well, that's the babysitter.
No one in town will sit for you two anymore.
I had to choose between a grad student at the university or a scary-looking
hobo.
Please, the hobo.
Please, the hobo.
The hobo.
Hi.
I'm Ashley Grant.

Ashley Grant. You gave a talk on women's issues at my school on how we

don't have to be second-class citizens.
Mom, how can you leave us with this maniac? Hurry.
If we're early, we can get a picture with the two surviving Musketeers.
There's also a baby somewhere upstairs.
So you're one of those "don't-call-me-a-chick" chicks, huh?
Sorry about my unenlightened brother.
He will make the next few hours a living hell.
Oh, I don't know.
See this, Bart? Disemboweler IV.
The game where condemned criminals dig at each other with rusty hooks.
Do a little housework and you can play for five minutes.
No way.
- Yes.
- See, Lisa? Males aren't hard to tame.
They all follow their video cartridges.
Mr. Goodbar to the front desk.
The front desk is looking for Mr.Goodbar.
I feel like a kid in some kind of a store.
Brilliant.
Exquisite.
You'll do well.
Give me those.
Well, as you can see, I have created a lemon ball so sour it can only be
safely contained in a magnetic field.
The candy, known as 77X42 - Where the hell is the candy? - I don't know.
Hey, sir.
Try our wax lips.
- It's the candy of 1000 uses.
- Like what? One, a humorous substitute for your own lips.
- Keep going.
- Two I'm needed in the basement.
You're gonna have to put some sugar on that celery or get out, ma'am.
Gummi bears.
Gummi calves' heads.
Gummi jawbreakers.
- What's that? - That is the rarest gummi of them all.
The gummi Venus de Milo, carved by gummi artisans who work
exclusively in the medium of gummi.
Will you two stop saying "gummi" so much? Must have rare gummi.
Distract the salesman.
No.