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WHO

IS

SHE? Blon

Fel

Fotch

Pasameer-Day Slitheen disguised

herself as MI5 member Margaret

when

her whole family

tried to destroy the Earth. Then
she became mayor of Cardiff
and tried to blow that up too.
Blaine,

WHAT'S SHE LIKE?

Big,

mean,

green and farted a lot, she had

a rather silly sense of humour.
But under all the evil she was just
lonely

and craved a second chance

WHAT'S SHE GOOD AT?

She had huge slashing
claws, great strength,

poisonous breath and the

poison darts,

ability to fire
all

of which

made

a formidable foe.

Blon

OF THE COOLEST EXTERMINATOR

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RELIVE THE DOCTOR'S ADVENTURES

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EPISODE 3

THE Uffllt
corp
encounter walking
time and

Which episode

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Victorian Cardiff

this?

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dead bodies
undertaker whose

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discover

got
the TARDIS

was talking about.

Cardiff
HWden underneath
space,
and
huge tear in time
in the Earth's
a' gap

crust,

like

which

is

full

of energy.

What does GwynethDad

mean about Roses
in heaven?
waiting for her
died when
Rose's Dad
small baby.
she was a
Why do the

Gelth turn red?

their
They're showing

true

evil colours!

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2.

Remove

the bonus cards

then shuffle your
deck.
Place your deck
face down
all

and put a counter

on the start
3 Draw the
top card and
use
-

it

4.

to decide your
route.

Discard your card

Mow

it's

your friend's turn.

times you
spot a ghost during

In Victorian

Dickens' stage show.

Look at your card number to
see what happens next.

You

arrive at

Mr

Sneed's house, but

will

5500 OR LESS

he

let

you

You wake up in a
room with dead bodies.

in?

your green FEAR FACTOR

over 5000?

Is

Look at your red AGILITY

4500 move on
under 4500 miss a go.

score: over

VM

kZM

As others hold a
seance you run away.
If your

You realise you've

been following the

wrong

vehicle.

Miss a go while you

retrace

your steps.

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Reunited with your ^^M^fc

companion you have to Y>*

decide what to do next.

Look at your green SPECIAL

ABILITIES score to decide.

Mr Sneed
tries to shut the door in
face, but eventually

your

you get through.

All this takes time.

Miss a

You hold a
seance and decide to
rift, but
goes wrong.

bridge the

Look at your red

INTELLIGENCE.

it all

-^^^

under
4500

jH

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A

rating

red INTELLIGENCE
is over 6000 you
how to defeat
the Gelth.

realise

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know your
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Slitheen?

What was the name of the disguisedwho was mayor of Cardiff?

Slitheen
a)

David Blaine

hi
b)

Marnare)
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Margaret Blaine
Tony Blair

c)

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do disguised Slitheen suffer frorff?

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a) Yodelling
b)

Burping

c)

Farting

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When the

into Big
a)

Slitheen crashed a-spaceship

Ben what was the

A sheep
c) A horse
b)

What food can destroy

a)

cream

Salt

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What planet

a Slitheen?

Vinegar

b) Clotted
c)

pilot?

pig

are the Slitheen from?

a) Jupiter

b)

Mars

c)

Raxacoricofallapatorius

Which of the following weapons

does a female Slitheen NOT have?

55
a)

Poison dart

b)

Heat vision

c)

Poison breath

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themselves as human
beings, wearing suits
made from their victims'
skins. Because they are so
they have to use fat peop

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The Slitheen's
sense of smell is
so good that they
can smell human

hormones. This

The average

comes into play

during the hunt.

Slitheen is ov<
eight feet tall
(but rarely sta

up

straight).

The

Fel

Fotch Pasameer-

Day branch of the

Slitheen family once
disguised themselves
as members of the UK

The Slitheen's massive claws

are easily capable of shredding
a wooden door, though they're
not up to sheets of metal.

government.

Slitheen smell like

bad breath.

Us

1
If

the Slitheen returned

home they would be

dissolved in a cauldron
of boiling acid.

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You
Daleks! The

Doctor's greatest enemies,

hideous mutants inside

almost indestructible
armour. They think they're
the greatest race in the

Three Dalek
operators and

universe and plan to

exterminate
everyone else.

their 'rides'

me
o

Making a Dalek move around

s
smoothly

isn't

that easy.

It's

on

casters, a bit like a shopping trolley and

you're inside, sitting on a seat with your
feet on the ground. When you want to

move you have

DO NOT TOUCH

DALEK
IT IS

NOT A TOY!

to shuffle your feet as if

you're trying to scoot around
the place on an office chair.
That's not too bad - though
at 10 stone a Dalek's no
lightweight -the real problem
is

seeing where you're going.

You look out through a tiny

space in the front about the size
of a letterbox, so you can't see
anything to your left or your
right. When you want to go
through a door, you just have to
aim for the middle and hope for the
best. Get it wrong and you'll be
banging into the walls, which frankly
makes you look pretty stupid and not
at all scary. Get it right, and you'll glide
through like a deadly killing machine.

HOW

DID

YOU DO? LOOK

AT PAGE 23 FOR

THE ANSWERS

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Take 3 felt tip pens (black,
light green and dark
green) and fill in this grid
to reveal one of the
Doctor's enemies. The
number in each square
refers to the colour you
need to use to fill it:
1

- light green

^] 2 dark green
'~2 3 - black

->

B
2

3 3

2
1

4 2
1

Which path should you follow to get your hands

on the super-rare scratch 'n' sniff Slitheen?

Take a close look at the diagram below,

you draw four lines that link the matching
shapes? The lines don't have to be straight bi
they can't cut through any other line or shape,
or go outside the rectangle.

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When
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LOOK

you,

REALLY
ALIEN

Which of your
do

people meet
what do they

notice first?

characteristics

people usually
notice?

Ana

MY HEAD IS A
STRANGE SHAPE

WANT TO KNOW

ALL ABOUT THEM

What do you
think about people

Are you any

good with modern

who spit in

your

'

Do you have

riots of secrets or

face?

you

technology?

tell

do

everyone

everything?

I'M

MYSTERIOUS

Does your
''body have a kind of
i blue look to it?
Looks-wise,
is

your skin smooth

or

more

like

'

Do you look your

age and can people
usually guess

old

crocodile?

'Are you a good

actor and always
take the lead role
school plays?

Do you always
do as you're told,
or are you a bit of ^
a rebel?

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SPIT IN THE

FACE OF ORDERS!

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you are?

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Prime Ministers after the Slitheen wiped

The

This schoolboy helped the Doctor escape the Krillitanes

he set off the

fire

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GSM

when

alarm, deafening the bat-like creatures.

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infiltrated

skinsuits but found

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Street dressed

far'
hard to stop
p farting!

When Redpath went

didn't expect her to

to see his Granny in a funeral parlour B

move, or to turn him into a Gelth zombie!

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themselves as human
beings, wearing suits
made from their victims'
skins. Because they are so t
they have to use fat people
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