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Pentagon Plumbing Newsletter - July, 2015 Edition PDF
Pentagon Plumbing Newsletter - July, 2015 Edition PDF
INSIDE THIS
ISSUE
SIX
FAMOUS PEOPLE
WE WISH WOULD
JUST GO AWAY
AND WHY THEY
PROBABLY WONT!
BRAIN COOTIES
URBAN LEGEND OR
SCIENTIFIC FACT?
CAN
WILD RICE BE
TAMED AND
TRAINED? WE
ASK THE EXPERTS!
PLUS
Hotel, he said.
And, he added, There
will be no kegs of bubble
bath dumped into the
fountains
at
Caesars
Palace. There will be no
barbershop
quartets
singing Barnacle Bill the
Sailor at any place on the
Strip at any time during
the nights activities.
County crews are busy
rolling up the lane
markings on Las Vegas
Blvd. between Charleston
and Hacienda. The white
stripes
have
become
popular
targets
for
souvenir hunters and in
the past have cost the
WALTER
CRONKITE,
DAVID BRINKLEY
ERIC SEVAREID AND
EDWARD R.
MURROW ON THE
BRIAN WILLIAMS
county
hundreds
of
thousand of dollars to
replace.
During the festivities, the
lane
markings
are
reportedly stored in a
fortified bunker at Nellis
Air Force Base and are
protected by crew-served
weapons
during
the
duration of their storage
there.
The markings will be
returned to their proper
places on Las Vegas Blvd.
as soon as the Strip is
cleared of all revelers and
it is safe for county road
(Continued
on page 2)
DEBACLE
ALL
THIS AND
MORE! RIGHT
HERE! RIGHT NOW!
IN THIS MONTHS
EDITION OF DOWN
THE DRAIN!
Unusual number of
drain
blockages
reported
WACKYBACK,
COLORADO
with
their
trash
compactors and are
attempting to flush down
their toilets chocolate chip
cookie wrappers, empty
cans of potato chips,
empty pizza boxes and
other items instead of
putting them in their trash
compactors.
A spokesperson for the
City of Wackyback said
their Department of Water
and Sewer has looked into
the problem but have
forgotten exactly what the
results of that inquiry
were.
The spokesperson also
said the City of
Wackyback
would
examine the problem
again as soon as they
could remember to do so.
In the meantime, local
plumbing companies are
reporting that while they
are happy with the
Ossified Petroleum
Jelly,
Inc.
experimenting with
flavors?
OSLO, NORWAY
Do cum ent s r e ce nt l y
released by LeakyLeaks
indicate that for the first
time in its history,
Ossified Petroleum Jelly,
Inc., makers of the
legendary plumbers putty
and popular sandwich
spread, are attempting to
create raspberry,- bananaand orange -flavored
versions of its product.
We do:
Repair &
Replacements
Water Jetting
Insurance Work
Remodels
Electronic Leak
Detection
Sewer & Drain
Cleaning
Water Heaters
Repiping
And so much
more!
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Call us today!
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Page 2
Adventures, letters,
The Birthday
Box
A life in the
day of a
plumber
By CHIP CARPENTER
Ace Master Plumber
To the Editor:
After readi ng t he
exciting conclusion of
Chip Carpenters latest
adventure in last months
edition of Down the
Drain, I feel compelled to
write, hoping you can
clarify something for me.
Just how did Vinnie
Lumbago make Madam
Blovotskys
house
disappear overnight? Chip
didnt say. and Ive
thought about it and
thought about it and tried
to figure it out, but I just
cant come up with a good
explanation.
Please help! This is
driving me crazy! I cant
sleep at night!
XXXXXX
Henderson, Nevada.
Sorry. We really have no
idea how Vinnie did it, but
perhaps, if hes reading
this, Vinnie will be kind
enough to enlighten us.
ed.
Country
increases
revenues, citizens of
Mother Country receive
more
services from
increased revenues.
Everybody happy!
Your decadent capitalist
government should try
plan like ours. Is very
efficient and gets rid of
many
government
probl em s, i ncl uding
problem of corruption in
government!
from page 1)
A special happy
birthday wish
goes out this
month from all
the crew at
Pentagon Plumbing
to
Any of our
faithful readers
who happen to
have a birthday in
July
Yaaaaaaay!
(Applause!)
So go celebrate!