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JANUARY 19-25, 2014
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Afraid in
Safe City
Kolkatas womenfriendly reputation
takes a beating
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DIGITAL NATIVE
Nishant Shah on the rise of the
pesky listicle
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PRADEEP YADAV
TECH
MIND GAME/
IN THE STARS
Curl up with the crossword; find out
what the week holds for you p24
DOWN IN JUNGLELAND
Every house plays unwilling host to
an army of insects
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NEIGHBOURS
ENVY
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PHOTOS: VISHALSRIVASTAV
Neighbours Envy
The remarkable growth of Saifai, the ancestral village of Akhilesh Yadav in UP, in the last
two decades or so has left neighbouring villages feeling left out
BY RAMENDRA SINGH
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THE CONTRAST (Clockwise from top) Amitabh Bachchan Government Inter-college and
a sprawling building at Saifai; children cycle around on the only road that connects
neighbouring Nagla Nathu village to nearby areas
Yadav intervenes: Par humko Madhuri Dixit
aur Salman Khan dekhan ko kaise milte dadda? (But how would we have got to see
Madhuri Dixit and Salman Khan, grandpa?)
Two decades ago, Saifai was just like
their own village. Nagla Nathu got a primary school only in 2006 and a connecting
road only last year. Our village still does
not have a proper drainage system. The
streets become muddy in the rains. Even
the school isnt good, so most prefer sending their children to private schools in
neigbouring Karhal or Saifai, says Kamlesh
Yadav, a farmer from Nagla Nathu. His two
sons, one in Class 12 and the other an
undergraduate, are studying in private
institutions, but he expects them to work
at his farm after they finish their studies.
There are no jobs available without rec-
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behind. A building with white walls and a
red roof houses the employees of the Rural
Institute of Medical Sciences and Research.
A few yards away is the academic block. A
tar road from the academic block leads to
four blocks of buildings being developed as
hostels. Set up with an allocated fund of Rs
270 crore in 2005, the institute has been
constantly upgraded. It has a super specialty wing and a research organisation. The
paramedical college developed at a cost of
about Rs 300 crore is a recent addition. An
emergency trauma and burns centre is also
in the making at an estimated cost of
Rs 42 crore.
The Saifai airstrip, 10 km from the village,
helps the government fly in celebrities every
year for the Saifai Mahotsav. The previous
Mulayam government spent Rs 100 crore to
upgrade it to international standards.
Akhileshs cabinet took it forward, and handed it over to the Airports Authority of India
for the development of an airport. Crores
have been spent on maintaining the runway
lights and repairing its boundary walls.
The road which connects the village and
the airstrip is a cemented four-lane one. The
residents of nearby Odampur village say
two decades ago Saifai was the laggard, it
didnt even have a road. The villagers of
Odampur had pooled in to build a pucca
road and a primary school, says Pradeep
Mishra, a schoolteacher in Odampur.
Odampur still has that one primary
school, while Saifai has several schools and
research institutes, including the Amitabh
Bachchan Government Inter-College, which
was established in 1997 when Mulayam
was defence minister, and the Chaudhary
Charan Singh Post Graduate College.
Our village and Saifai used to be similar, but now there are huge differences. Not
a single resident of our village has a government job. The roads inside the village
havent been repaired for years, says Sintu
Mishra, a farmer in Odampur.
When SP first came to power in UP in
1993, Mulayam made small budget allocations for Saifai. Eventually, bigger projects
came in. The first area Mulayam, a former
wrestler, focused on was sports. He set up
the Chandgi Ram Sports Stadium named
after a Haryana wrestler and an international sports complex at a cost of Rs 58
crore. Akhileshs government sanctioned Rs
5 crore for a sports college last year. An allweather international-level swimming
pool at a cost of Rs 103.21 crore is also coming up. Saifai has a Sports Authority of
Indias training centre, too.
For children of Odampur, a small
uneven area outside the villages only school
doubles as a playground. This kharanja road
(brick pavement) was made over a decade
back and it has not been repaired since, and
there are no drains, says Darshan Singh, a
farmer. Odampur is one of the few villages in
this Yadav-dominated area that does not
have a single Yadav household.
GLITTER Salman Khan performs at the Saifai Mahotsav (top); the Saifai airstrip,
about 10 km from the village
Nem Singh Yadav, 82, a resident of
Saifai, says he has seen Saifai from the times
of angrezi shasan (British rule). Saifai was a
small village, which had only one primary
school. All houses were made of mud and
there were no pucca roads. Mantri (as
Mulayam is called in Saifai) did a lot for the
village. Now, all the houses, including
those of lower castes, are made of bricks
and cement, he says, basking in the sun
outside his house. One of Nem Singhs sons
works at the UP secretariat, another is in the
police and the third with the provincial
armed constabulary.
Amulya Gopalakrishnan
amulya.gopalakrishnan@expressindia.com
HIS LOK Sabha election has been shrunk to a personality contest between two or three individuals. We view public appearances by politicians like theatrical productions, analyse rhetoric, costume, body language, audience engagement.
And certainly, at least one political party would like us to
believe that the 2014 general election has a presidential cast. That
all the bewildering variables in our elections are made irrelevant by
the force of Narendra Modis personality.
Modi has few competitors in the charisma department. His
voice is a tuned instrument that dips conspiratorially, thunders in
defiance and shifts to a sincere, matter-of-fact tone when he is
doing the successful CEO routine. He seems to embody technocratic
efficiency, nationalism and machismo. Theres no doubt that he
answers to a deep need, after years of a namby-pamby UPA and
slowing growth, to surrender to a decider. This governments
inability to visibly take charge, or communicate its actions, has created this yearning for confident leadership.
But how far can charisma take you? Many of our most successful politicians have been inept public speakers, low-wattage personalities. Mayawati exerts great hold over voters, but is not credited with much in the way of rhetoric or stage presence. In 2004,
Sonia Gandhi, considered to have near-zero public appeal, won over
the extraordinarily popular Vajpayee. The late EMS Namboodiripad,
veteran Communist leader for over six decades, had a serious
speech impediment. When asked if he always stammered, he
answered: No, only when I speak. While individuals do become
the bearers of great hope in a presidential system, Barack Obama
being the obvious example, the kaleidoscopic complexity of a
parliamentary system like ours doesnt seem to oblige larger-thanlife leaders.
Whats more, politics is not a sound and light show, a matter of
merchandise and holography, it is what affects people in their lives,
or what resonates with their beliefs. A few of us might derive our
voting preference from who has the zingier line, but for more citizens, it is about the substance of their platforms.
Often, charisma is conferred in retrospect, after election victory
think of the changing assessments of Indira Gandhi or Margaret
Thatcher. Theres the famous story about the Kennedy-Nixon
debates of 1960, when those who heard the debate on the radio
thought Nixon had won, but those who watched on TV were persuaded by Kennedys appeal. But as many have pointed out, theres
more to that story Democrats had a clear majority in that period,
and the surprise was not that Nixon lost, but that he nearly won.
This runs counter to our intuitions. Most of us feel, at a gut level,
that personality matters. Politicians and their campaign managers
certainly behave as if it does. The consensus among political scientists, though, is that the impact of leadership on outcomes in a parliamentary system is highly uncertain. While voters are more familiar with leaders than with policies, they vote on the basis of a more
sophisticated calculus, based on personal experience and partisan
loyalties and simply cite the leaders name as shorthand. Personalities matter in indirect ways, in the way they influence parties and
governments and the occasional close contest, but it is not established that they count for any decisive advantage among voters.
But is a media-soaked 2014 different? If personal aura could carry
an election, it says something troubling about our emotional state, our
misguided expectations from politics. Those who trade on strength
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BY ANUSHREE MAJUMDAR
WITH AMRUTA LAKHE, PRAJAKTA HEBBAR AND PREMANKUR BISWAS
ILLUSTRATIONS BY PRADEEP YADAV
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vacant apartments in the colony. If it is important, she might even ask to see the floor plan;
and how many attached bathrooms did you
say the flat had?
Back at her office, Sen types up a report,
based on her conversations with the maid, the
security guard, the neighbours, sometimes
even the unsuspecting family, along with the
video she shot on her phone, in stealth mode.
Women want to know what kind of a house
the family lives in, the number of bathrooms,
the state of the house in general, how many
helpers they have. They want to know about
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lys background, financial stability, past marriages, drinking and smoking habits, past
affairs, even over-involved siblings, and can
cost anywhere from Rs 15,000 in Pune to Rs
25,000 in Mumbai to Rs 6,000-7,000 for a
days work in Kolkata and Rs 35,000 and
upwards in Delhi. Dilliwaale want to know
about a familys finances the most. That way,
they are very down to earth, says Kumar with
a smile. But Baldev Puri, chairman of AMX
Detectives and LDI, disagrees a wee bit.
Money is important, but since the families
can easily check that out by themselves, they
come to us for things like character and reputation, says Puri.
In the detective trade, one could devise a
drinking game around those two words:
character and reputation. They are the
bedrock, the foundation on which pre-mat
investigations, and, subsequently, marriages
are based on. Youll hear the words being
clucked on their tongues by the people in the
neighbourhood, the extended family, coworkers, and sometimes those who have two
coins to rub together and are looking for a
third. Look around you, your maid, the security guard, the night watchman, the maali,
the presswallah, the keepers and cleaners of
your home, those who control your sanity
and the timing of your morning ablutions
with the doorbell they are all vital sources
of information for anybody who comes
snooping, and perhaps is willing to pay for it.
Theyre the ones wholl talk about your character and reputation.
How does a detective identify a good char-
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Increasingly, sexual
orientation is also on the
checklist of pre-mat enquiries.
It wouldnt have crossed a
familys mind a couple of years
ago, but is an important
question they raise today
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BOOKS
PLAY BY
NUMBERS
British rationalist and author Simon Singh on tricks and
treatment, and the math behind The Simpsons
BY PRATIK KANJILAL
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BADGE OF HONOUR Singh with his parents after receiving the MBE in 2003 for services to
science, technology and engineering in education and science communication; (left) Singh
place to human-rated spacecraft as the most
sophisticated mode of travel. And in all that
time, Fermats Last Theorem remained
unsolved. Singh picked up the story at the
very end, with his first meeting with Wiles
for BBCs Horizon, the science programme
which he did at the time.
Big Bang (2004) dealt with the biggest
and most fundamental question in the sciences, which would naturally recurse the history of science. And now, The Simpsons and
their Mathematical Secrets uses the most popular and pervasive TV series ever to dive deep
into mathematics. Of course, the fact that The
Simpsons is math-rich is one of the worstkept secrets of pop media. Usenet used to
hum with Simpsons math gotchas, and true
connoisseurs had even started websites and
little directories. However, Singh is probably
the first fan to attempt a detailed listing of all
the math goodies in the Simpsons and Futurama, and to explain the arcane humour to
the layman.
An unconscionably large number of
Simpsons writers seem to have left behind
promising careers in mathematics, statistics
and computer science in order to do hyperliterate cartoons. They have littered the Springfield landscape with baggage from Harvard
and Stanford. Most of these mathematical
curiosities are visible only for a second, tantalising fans into connecting with each other
to confirm finding. But almost no number
seen on the show is non-significant. Many of
them are primes, on which all of mathematics rests, since all numbers are either primes
or their multiples. Syly, very slyly, the Simpsons writers are trying to teach the world
mathematics.
Besides, the people who have figured on
The Simpsons is an honour roll of the history
of the mathmatical sciences. They range from
Alcuin of York, perhaps the most interesting
thinker in 8th century Europe, to Stephen
Hawking, who actually appeared. One is persuaded that these figures deliver the real
payload of the Simpsons to the viewership. It
isnt the japes about Homers family, or the
jokes about Amanda Hugginkiss and the
fabled Russian thug Yuri Nator. It is science
and math straight up but sugar-coated, a prophylactic against the confusion and ignorance which turns us into unthinking consumers of pseudoscience.
A worthy project, and as Quixotic as the
best of them. Singh tells of a joke from Futurama a character sees the binary number
0101100101 written in blood and is bemused,
then sees it in a mirror and is spooked. He
tried it on students at a high school in the UK.
The joke bombed because not one student
could transform the binary mirror image,
1010011010, into the decimal 666 the
Number of the Beast from the Book of Revelations. We have more technology, more
resources in education than ever before, and
were going backwards? Singh asks. Maybe
mainstream education should consider using
clandestine teaching, Simpsons-style, to stem
the tide of ignorance.
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SPACES
BY PREMANKUR BISWAS
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How Safe in
Safe City?
Kolkatas reputation as a women-friendly place takes a
battering after many cases of violent crime
am groped in buses at times, says Das. Last
year, in a little talked-about incident, Rebas
friend was raped near the Satragachi flyover
when she stepped out alone early in the
morning to report for work.She was accosted by an unidentified man. He tried to
snatch her gold earrings. When she resisted,
he forced himself upon her and raped her,
says Das.
The citys women point to a greater hostility towards those who step out of conventional roles. Nowhere will you find the slotting of good victim and bad victim more than
in Kolkata. I was tagged a bad victim because
I partied and boozed. Therefore, I asked for
it, says Suzette Jordan, who was raped in a
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OUT OF THE BUBBLE For women in Kolkata, commuting during rush-hour in trains and
buses is as trying as in other cities.
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SURVIVAL
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FADING CULTURE A Parsi priest at an agiary offers prayers (above); an elderly Parsi on his
Luna at Navroze baug in Mumbai
and friends for phrases they had heard. But
when we broadened our research to the
entire community, we realised that we hadnt
heard many of them. Unfortunately, the next
generation will be worse off, says Marfatia.
That the language is getting lost in time
can be seen through Parsi theatre, which was
revolutionised when Adi Marzban created a
new idiom with his hilarious Gujarati plays
from the 30s through to the 80s. His plays
made keen observations about the community, while poking fun at it. Maneck Davar, owner of the publishing house Spenta Media,
remembers how there would be complete
silence in the baugs when Marzabans plays
were aired on AIR. Most Parsi plays now are
renditions of Marzabans scripts, but lack the
punch. Younger actors read from a Roman
script. You dont get the full impact of certain
gags, because the nuances of the language gets
lost. Its unfortunate that there are no new
writers, although some like actor Meherzad
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MEMORIES
Navroze baug
(above); Dolly
Dotiwala, Piloo
Wadia, Dadi
Sarkari and
Homi Tavadia
in a play by Adi
Marzban,
Maatidao ne
Udha Paaro
(courtesy,
Dolly & Bomi
Dotiwala,
Laughter in the
House: 20thcentury Parsi
Theatre by
Meher
Marfatia
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digital native
Nishant Shah
digitalnative@expressindia.com
internet (way too many videos of pandas making friends with wallabies on Vimeo these days), I appreciate the ability that listicles
have of reducing read-time and giving us tweet-sized nuggets of
wisdom. Bam! Our lives have changed!
And yet, as you look at these lists, you slowly start realising that
listicles are significantly empty. They try to pass on the banal, the
boring, the insipid and the extraordinarily common-sense as
knowledge, information and wisdom. I am randomly looking at the
last five listicles on my timeline 20 reasons why a 20-something
would never survive Hunger Games (right, because thats the message of the books get children to kill each other!), 31 insanely
clever ideas to remodel your new house (a lot of them using
chopped up coke bottles and toilet paper rolls for that intimate
ambience), 18 ways of discovering happiness through travel (my
first rule is be very rich), 25 universal horrors of hair removal (let
it grow! Let it grow! Let it grow!) and seven ways of making a to-do
list that works (get it? Get it? A list about making an efficient list.
May I please say #FacePalm?)
So, snide remarks aside (10 ways to let go of sarcasm?) what
does this mean for us? Why are listicles so popular? Why are the
tech-savvy, educated people online, who could be overthrowing
authority (all hail, Snowden) and feeding starving children in a poor
country of their choice why are they all spending the time with
listicles? I am proposing that the listicle is the final death of politics,
criticality and thought on the internet. We have already seen how
online conversations quickly devolve into an exercise in creative
name-calling and racist, bigoted bullying. The internet has already
shown us that all debates end in accusations of fascism (Godwins
law) and that anything that you say online is going to offend somebody who will then come back, like the ghost of Christmas past, and
haunt you. In the hostile space that the internet has become, not the
very least because everybody is not watching porn, searching for
pictures of animals, or pirating music and movies, we are all trained
to be the saints who were persecuted for their beliefs. There is no
such thing as a bad person on the internet. Everybody is smug, holier-than-thou, and even when wrong, are saintly wrong, and thus
martyrs. For a medium that was supposed to
encourage conversation, unless you are in the
company of people you know, the internet
has become a hunting ground, where the only
thing you can do safely is make a list. And
hence, the listicle.
True, once in a while, there are some really
cool listicles (though they might lead to mild
electrocution or house burning down, but hey,
no pain, no gain, right?) and they do help in
visualising and transmitting information very
fast. At the end of the day, listicles are the
space that conversations go to die. The listicle
is a safe, non-offensive, non-thinking information piece that tells us what we already know, confirms what we had
always suspected, and gives validation to the impressive schools of
thoughts like My grandmother says so and I have heard that. It is a
way by which we escape deep thought or engaged talk, basking in the
enchantment of our own brilliance, no longer in need of thinking
anymore, because look, look how beautiful our thoughts look in the
listicle, and look, how many people are sharing it! The listicle has
risen and it looks like it is just going to get more popular. Maybe it is
time to write a listicle about why we shouldnt be writing listicles.
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CINEMA
VASANT PRABHU
The Accidental
Filmmaker
The world of Delhis Lajpat Nagar, with its nuances and
quirks, has seeped into Vikas Bahls Queen
BY ALAKA SAHANI
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HERITAGE
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gression of my life. I dont see it as a remarkable step by any means, says Shamsi, as she
takes a break from the Sunday auction at the
oldest surviving auction house in India, The
Russell Exchange, in central Kolkata.
Sitting behind a stately mahogany table,
she points out at an old trench coat hanging
artistically on her wall, Its decorative, and
not for sale. As we sip steaming cups of
milky tea, Shamsi opens up about the fine
art of auctioneering, You should have seen
my father, who started this business in 1940.
He knew five different languages English,
Spanish, Urdu, Arabic and Bengali. But more
than anything else, he knew how to relate to
his customers, says Shamsi, the eldest
daughter of Abdul Majed.
I remember visiting auctions conducted by my father at different European consulates in the 1950s. The outgoing staff of
the consulates would sell off most of their
possessions before they left the city. I
bought a cutlery set for myself from one of
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TECH
Gamers Paradise
Has the best gaming tablet
just come out of India?
BY NANDAGOPAL RAJAN
DESIGN
There is not much to talk about design;
everything is what you would expect in a 7inch tablet. There are small grilles in the front
to accommodate the powerful speakers. The
plastic does not look or feel all that premium,
though the texture at the back gives it a good
grip. This will come in handy when you are
playing games with the tablet. A rubber finish
would have been ideal for this device.
The all-black body has a Xolo logo as well
as a chrome ring around the camera lens. The
one differentiator is a small groove on the
bottom where the stylus has been stowed
away. Yes, as the name suggests, this is a
note-taking tablet too. The tablet has a magnetic field in the bezel which attracted nearby small metallic objects. It is a bit awkward
and for me suggests poor production qualities. Since a lot of people are going to use this
for high-end gaming, there is a mini-HDMI
port,which is a welcome addition.
PERFORMANCE
This is where the Xolo Play Tegra Note really
stands out from the crowd. The tablets Antutu Benchmark score of 33805 was second
only to the Samsung Galaxy Note 3, and not
by much. Its Quadrant score (16698) was
many times more than the number 2, the
HTC One X. But these are just numbers, and I
had to experience this brute force in action.
I started with the graphic-heavy Iron
Man 3 game and was really impressed with
the processing power as well as the superb
JANUARY 19-25, 2014
Whats Inside
Android Jelly Bean 4.2 powered by
NVIDIA Tegra 4 mobile processor with
quad-core Cortex-A15 CPU and 72-core
GeForce GPU. Seven-inch HD IPS LCD
display (1280x800p) with micro HDMI
connector. Rear 5MP HDR and front
VGA webcam. 16GB internal storage
with microSD expandable up to an
additional 32GB.
Price: `17,999
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mind games
The problem posed to you last week
was from October 2010 issue of The
Bridge World magazine. This was
the second of the two problems in
the regular column Test Your Play.
The Bridge World is one of the oldest
bridge magazines. It was founded
by Ely Culbertson in 1929. Its current editor and publisher is Jeff
Rubens, with Michael Becker as
problem editor, and many other
contributing editors.
Rubber bridge;
Dlr: East; Vul: None
THE BIDDING:
EAST
SOUTH WEST
NORTH
3
pass
pass
pass
WEST
(YOU)
: Q 4 3
:10 9 6 3
: A K 10
: J 10 4
NORTH (DUMMY)
: 10 7 6
: Q 5 4 2
: 3 2
: A 7 5 3
THE BIDDING:
SOUTH WEST
NORTH EAST
1
3
pass
1 nt
4
-
pass
pass
pass
pass
pass
-
NORTH
: K Q J 9 6
: 5 4
: J 10 8 6
: 10 8
WEST
: 2
:A K 10 9 6 2 SOUTH
: Q J 9
: A
: Q 5 3
: A K Q J 3 2
: A K 5
: A 7 4
EAST
: 7 6 5
: J 8 5
: 7 5 4
: J 10 9 2
SOLUTION TO CROSSWORD
QUICK CLUES
ACROSS
1 Arguments
6 Arabs
9 Deeds
10 Tangerine
11 Determined
12 Beta
14 Seesaws
15 Samurai
17 Airless
19 Thrives
20 Been
22 Take the rap
25 Rationale
26 Shies
27 Stake
28 Surrounds
DOWN
1 Added
2 Great bear
3 Mistreated
4 Nitwits
5 Singers
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1939
NORTH
: K Q J 9 6
: 5 4
: J 10 8 6
: 10 8
SOUTH
: A
: A K Q J 3 2
: A K 5
: A 7 4
CROSSWORD
6 Amen
7 Alive
8 Scenarios
13 Amir Khusro
14 Scabbards
16 Reversion
18 Stalags
19 The rear
21 Extra
23 Pests
24 Bone
CRYPTIC CLUES
ACROSS
1 Lord Byron
6 Wiper
9 Radon
10 Sensitive
11 Ocean liner
12 Flog
14 Attests
15 Yanking
17 Forging
19 Breaths
20 Asks
22 Court cards
25 Clarionet
26 Volga
27 Doted
28 Paperback
DOWN
1 Largo
2 Red letter
3 Banana skin
4 Rustics
5 Nunnery
6 Waif
7 Phial
8 Reengages
13 Undercover
14 Affianced
16 Inter alia
18 Grown up
19 Burnt up
21 Krait
23 Shack
24 Find
1938
QUICK CLUES
ACROSS
1. ___ _ march on: get the better
of (5, 1)
4. Done or said heedlessly or
negligently (8)
10. Its capital is Tallinn (7)
11. __ _ expense (go all out) (5, 2)
12. Rajasthan desert (4)
13. An area bounded by a diameter and
a half-circumference (10)
16. Flew like an eagle (6)
17. A beneficiary of a will (7)
20. Gloomy, upset or cheerless (3-4)
21. Go backwards, retreat or ebb (6)
24. Excludes, banishes (10)
25. Fits snugly to _ ___ (1, 3)
27. Getting a single or a four (7)
29. Domain of an independent Muslim
chieftain (7)
30. Apprehension about what is going
to happen (8)
31. Lecture, sermon or homily? (6)
DOWN
1. Success is counted ___ by those
who never succeed... (8)
2. Lavish; wasteful (11)
3. ___ on ones feet: do well in the
end, luckily (4)
5. Attacked or assaulted (8)
6. Roots out or destroys
completely (10)
7. Easy on the ___ : pleasant to look
at? (3)
8. Ranges or extents (6)
9. Reveals as fangs (5)
14. Passport visa etc. (11)
15. Speak in indefinite terms, in a
way? (10)
18. Surrounds, beleaguers or invests (8)
19. Back out (6, 2)
22. Makes active or excited (6)
23. Adjourn or procrastinate (5)
26. Snap or snip, sting (4)
28. Saturns wife, sop anagram? (3)
CRYPTIC CLUES
ACROSS
1. In remorse, quells successor (6)
4. Weapon to intimidate, taking in
Diana and bandleader (8)
10. Liable to be in dead trouble after
conversion (7)
11. Gets a graduate to move about in
hot waters, generally (3-4)
12. Punches popular numbers (4)
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in the stars
BY
PETER VIDAL
aries
taurus
gemini
MAR 21-APR 20
APR 21-MAY 21
MAY 22-JUNE 21
The planets are still in a formation which encourages secrecy, but steer clear of people
who are determined to spread
rumours or go behind partners backs. Upheavals early in
the week could knock you off
course, but youll soon steady
your nerve. You should enjoy
your excellent social
prospects midweek.
cancer
leo
virgo
JUNE 22-JULY 23
JULY 24-AUG 23
AUG 24-SEPT 23
libra
scorpio
sagittarius
SEPT 24-OCT 23
OCT 24-NOV 22
NOV 23-DEC 22
capricorn
aquarius
pisces
DEC 23-JAN 20
JAN 21-FEB 19
FEB 20-MAR 20
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BIRTHDAYS
JANUARY 19
Secretive planetary aspects encourage you to keep yourself to
yourself, but family members
and partners will misunderstand
your intentions, unless you explain yourself properly. Over the
next 12 months set yourself one
task: to be much more confident.
JANUARY 20
There are few changes expected
today, although those of you determined to stay up late tonight
will begin to feel a change of
mood towards midnight. There
may soon be news of a delay in a
romantic ambition, and you
might have to pay for a dream
before it can come true.
JANUARY 21
You may be reluctant to share
your hopes. Perhaps the next
year will see a shift in your social
loyalties and a broadening of
your horizons. Your priorities
will shift constantly between the
need for hard, practical results
and the desire to let your imagination run riot.
JANUARY 22
You could be confused, but if so,
its only because youve not focussed clearly. On the one hand,
it is okay to think your wildest
thoughts, on the other, if youre
to put them into practice youd
do best to follow some conservative methods.
JANUARY 23
This is a bright moment, and
youre both big on ideas and full
of feelings. So, it seems that your
head and heart are both driving
you forward. If youre sure of
your needs and desires then
youll be a definite winner.
JANUARY 24
Use the day to improve your relationships with friends. Make the
most of any goodwill that comes
your way, exploiting offers of
help to the full. Dont turn down
invitations without considering
them properly.
JANUARY 25
Its a fine day for a birthday.
Work out your targets and resolve to achieve them as soon as
you can. Your favourite planets
are starting a set of new cycles,
pointing to both a week and a
year in which you should highlight lifes pleasures.
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down in jungleland
PHOTOS: THINKSTOCK
Ranjit Lal
ranjitlal55@gmail.com
RANJIT LAL
(Clockwise) The
lime butterfly, a
cockroach, and
ants
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sunbathing on my neck while I was in the pool. They loved the pool
too and would land on the water, legs splayed, and float implacably
towards you. The deadly metallic greeny-black spider wasp is
another ghoulish interloper and makes its appearance during the
monsoons. Itll catch tiny, anaesthetised spiders by the dozen in, say
a screw slot, lay an egg on one of them, seal up the slot with what
looks like white cement and whiz off. Its grub, when hatched, will
feast on fresh spider-meat, grow and eventually wriggle out of its
prison. I did some rough maths and calculated that at any one time,
there must have been at least 50,000 anesthetized, soon-to-be-eaten spiders in the complex where I lived, which is pretty much holocaust scale. But nature keeps everything balanced, so I guess there
must be plenty more.
Mosquitoes, of course, are the most unwelcome guests. They
lurk about on the plants outside the front door and in the garden,
and slip in when the doors are opened. Ive banned most plants in
the house for that reason. Perhaps the most welcome guest was
the caterpillar of the lime butterfly. Years ago, I saw one (and later
more) on the leaves of the Chinese orange plant just outside the
front door. I jam-jarred it and fed it; it duly pupated and then early
one morning, I watched as the gorgeous butterfly emerged, dappled
in black-and-lemon yellow, with crayon smudges of mauve and
orange. It crawled tiredly out on to a twig, hung its wings to dry. But,
alas, as it attempted to fly, it was brought down by the dog.
At the moment, Im waging another grim bathroom war. Some
months ago, a nasty looking black-and-red centipede was discovered, again on the potty lid. Its contract was terminated with
extreme prejudice. Now, just back from a short holiday, I was
informed that hundreds of baby centipedes crawled out of
the shower drain (again) during my absence, along with
an adult, seeking revenge no doubt. They were cleared,
but just yesterday, another lot emerged: tiny, filamentous
and moustachoed. Im showering with slippers on.
Enough! Wait for reptiles and mammals in
Homestay 2!
Ranjit Lal is an author, environmentalist and bird watcher. In this
column, he will reflect on the eccentricities and absurdities of nature
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