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NOVEMBER 7, 2015
BEHIND
THE
LINES
Rajshri Rais analysis of reality
checks across the border 03
z Meena Menons account of
what its like being an Indian
journo in Pakistan 11
z
MURALI
KRISHNAN:
Will IPL
fizzle
without the
Pepsi pop?
18
KRISH
WARRIER:
The long and
short of ads 38
BIKRAM
VOHRA:
Playboy
and the
age of
innocence
34
MAYA
KRISHNA
RAO:
Why I Rage
30
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EDITORS NOTE
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Editors Note
Hassan Nisar,
commentator
berates his
countrys
leadership and
bemoans the
failure of Pak as
a corrupt state,
in comparison to
India.
Khurram
Dastgir, minister
acknowledges
Modis
commercial
success in the
US and the
growing power
of Indias middle
class.
Najam Sethi,
journalist
says Pakistan
started the wars
in Kashmir,
Siachen and
Kargil and that
we lost all four
wars against
India.
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VOLUME. IX
ISSUE. 03
Editor
Rajshri Rai
Managing Editor
Ramesh Menon
Deputy Managing Editor
Shobha John
Executive Editor
Ajith Pillai
Associate Editor
Meha Mathur
Deputy Editor
Prabir Biswas
Art Director
Anthony Lawrence
Deputy Art Editor
Amitava Sen
Graphic Designer
Lalit Khitoliya
Photographer
Anil Shakya
News Coordinator/Photo Researcher
Kh Manglembi Devi
Production
Pawan Kumar
C O N
LEDE
11
SPORTS
How
18
Damaging
Is the Pepsi
Pull-out?
MURALI KRISHNAN
examines the long-term
impact of Pepsis
withdrawal from IPL
T E N T S
BOOK REVIEW
Champions
of a Hindu
India
24
Its my Life
TV REVIEW
New Wine in
Old Bottle
30
TRENDS
Playboy and Me
38
AJITH PILLAI
reviews the
gripping book,
Gita Press and
the Making of
Hindu India, by
Akshaya Mukul
EDITORS PICK
ADVERTISING
41
Mixed Signals
42
Governance
AGRICULTURE
34
MEDIA MONITORING
R E G U L A R S
Edit..................................................03
Grapevine........................................08
Quotes........................................10
Media-Go-Round............................23
As the World Turns.........................29
Web-Crawler....................................33
Design............................................46
Breaking News...............................48
Vonderful-English............................54
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Grapevine
Food Diplomacy
resident Pranab
Mukherjee has
confounded the Israelis.
He tried practicing some
food diplomacy with
them but it left a sour
taste in the mouth of all.
Addressing the Knesset
while in Israel, he said:
Indians enjoyed the taste
of Humus. Humus is a
he PM has gone on
record to say that
Punjab Chief Minister
Prakash Singh Badal is
the Nelson Mandela of
India as he has spent
nearly two decades in jail
only because of political
differences. But the
South Africans are not
too happy over this.
Their Father of Nation
Silent Modi
Faulty Stars?
Ramdevs Business
Acumen
Sweet Notings
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U O T E S
Chitra
Subramaniam,
founder, First Post
Rajdeep Sardesai,
consulting editor,
India Today Group
Will tweet much less now. Have
learnt my lesson. I wish you all
friends, the very best. Life is too
short, this country too great.
Sagarika Ghose,
consulting editor,
TOI Group
Good move @PMOIndia to declassify Netaji files. History must be
based on primary sources not
rumour and memory....
My name is Naseeruddin
Shah and I believe thats
why I was targeted. It
really pains me to say
this. I have never been
aware of my identity
until now.
Actor Naseeruddin Shah, on
him being trolled for his positive
remarks about Pakistan, in
India Today
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Shekhar Gupta,
editorial adviser,
India Today Group
#DanceBars ban was UPAs stupidest obsession & good SC has
stayed it. Funny, though, this is
one UPA law that BJP govt also
backs #BansUnite
Lata Mangeshkar,
playback singer
Namaskaar, If you have the power
to make someone happy, do it.
The world needs more of that.
Lede
Working in Pakistan
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Lede
Working in Pakistan
PERILOUS BEAT
(Above) Blast at a
vegetable and fruit
market in Islamabad
on April 9, 2014
BRAVEHEART
(Left) Mama Baloch
led a 3,000km march
from Quetta to
Islamabad to highlight
the killing of young
men, including his
own son, by security
agencies in
Balochistan
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Lede
Working in Pakistan
regular updates and SMSes, I hit a wall with requests for interviews of the president, the prime
minister, the interior minister and the national
security advisor. They seemed happy to talk to Indian TV anchors but were very reluctant to grant
me an interview.
ENDANGERED MINORITY
I also felt that coverage from Islamabad had to go
beyond the usual political news and interviews
and tried to do stories which reflected the situation
there. I did meet some Hindus from Islamabad
and Rawalpindi who often supported other minorities on several issues. They were demanding a
temple in Islamabad and a crematorium. That was
the time when many Hindus were moving out
from Sind province to India and there was fear of
persecution, trauma and forced marriages as well.
However, I couldnt travel to those areas and
while I didnt meet anyone who wanted to leave
Islamabad from the Hindu community, there were
reports of temples being attacked in other areas.
While the Shias, Christians and Ahmadis were
constantly terrorized, one acquaintance pointed
out that the most endangered minority in Pakistan
was the secular brigade.
The media too was under constant fire and the
Express group was often targeted, with some of
their staff being killed and their office in Karachi
fired at. It was the attacks on Raza Rumi, a journalist, writer and TV anchor (his driver was
killed), and Hamid Mir from Geo TV which really
ENDANGERED MINORITY
(Top) A small church in
Islamabad;
(Above) A Christian
family residing in a
slum
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Lede
Working in Pakistan
subversive role, with Pakistan threatening to produce evidence to the United Nations. Quetta is out
of bounds for journalists and you need special permission to visit it. Even Carlotta Gall who reported
for The New York Times writes about how she was
manhandled by security forces during a visit.
LIFE OF FEAR
The slums of Islamabad reminded me of Mumbai.
Thats where many Christians lived and I did a
story on tented camps where Christians fleeing
persecution had set up home in filthy, stinking
conditions. I met Ahmadis living in fear and attended protests by Shias who were constantly
bombed in Balochistan and elsewhere. A constitutional amendment declares Ahmadis non-Muslims and their mosques cannot be called mosques
but places of worship. It was with great difficulty
that I ventured near one, secured by barbed wire,
with no signs of it being a sacred place.
After the bombing of a church in Peshawar, I
visited some churches in Islamabad where there
was much fear and insecurity. One of the priests
told me that they could not even afford a razor
COMMON LINKS
Cricket is a
favorite past-time
in Pakistan too
November 7, 2015 17
LOSING SHEEN?
Fizz
T
Gone
King XI
Punjab's GJ
Maxwell plays
a shot
against Royal
Challengers
Bangalore
during a IPL-7
match (2014)
at Bangalore
PULLOUT IMPACT
Pepsis exit will not only hit IPL but could also
have a collateral impact on the media which
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Currently, Paytm, the mobile commerce platform, is the title sponsor for all domestic and international cricket matches to be played in India
till 2019, bagging more than a `200-crore deal as
BCCIs title sponsor for a period of four years. It
was eyeing the IPL but the deal did not work out.
Incidentally, Pepsi had paid a whopping `396
crore ($60.8 million) for the five-year IPL title
sponsorship in 2012. That was almost double of
what DLF had paid for the previous five-year period. But Brand IPLs reputation took a serious
walloping after the 2013 spot-fixing scandal that
led to a committee appointed by the Supreme
Court to suspend two teams.
And along with the suspensions in July this
year, the committee imposed a life ban on tainted
co-owners Gurunath Meiyappan and Raj Kundra for betting in matches. That, by itself, would
have been a cause for action and for the tournament to be red-flagged as their conduct was
Hounded by Controversy
POOR LEADERSHIP
(Above L-R) Former BCCI president
N Srinivasan refused to deal with
the betting controversy in IPL;
Global chairman, PepsiCo, Indra
Nooyi wants a clean image for Pepsi
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Former International
Cricket Council
president Ehsan
Mani insists that
Pepsis severing of ties
with IPL is a blow to
BCCIs reputation.
He compares the
issue to the recent
FIFA scandal.
EDIA-GO-ROUND
Does Pepsi ad
mock FTII protest?
PeeCee nominated
Lookout notice
Googles goof-up
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Book Review
Gita Press and the Making of Hindu India
Charioteers B
of the
Rashtra
INDIAN IDOLS
Kalyan depicts Hindu
gods on its covers
RURAL LEAP
(Above) In 2013, there were
89.6 million households
with TV in rural India, much
more than the 77.7 million
urban households
RIGHT ASSOCIATIONS
(Clockwise, from top left)
Eminent liberal minds wrote
for Kalyan, including MK
Gandhi, Rabindranath
Tagore, Munshi Premchand
and Dr BR Ambedkar,
seeing it as a right
vehicle for communicating
with people
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Book Review
Gita Press and the Making of Hindu India
columns of the journal several decades ago. Incidentally, cow slaughter and untouchability were
among the several issues on which Gandhi had
differences with Poddar.
According to Mukul, the Gita Press was initially started as a counter to what was happening
within the Marwari community. Westernization,
both Poddar and his fellow founder Goyandka
believed, was taking younger members of
the community down the wrong path and away
from the core values of Hinduism. They were
marrying outside their castes and indulging in
EMOTIVE ISSUE
(Above) Cow protection and
worship, espoused in Kalyan,
remains an important plank of
right-wing parties in India
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Book Review
Gita Press and the Making of Hindu India
RIGHT PATH
The founders of Gita Press
were keen that Marwari
youth retain Indian values
HuffPost
takes a hit
Foxy image
wins prize
body of its Arctic cousin after a fatal attack in Canadas Wapusk National Park.
The competition was organized by
Londons Natural History Museum.
The photograph, though depicting
the brute force of nature, mesmerizes
with its symmetry of heads, bodies
and tails and even the expressions on
the faces.
The Junior Wildlife Photographer of
the Year went to 14-year-old Ondrej
Pelnek from the Czech Republic for his
image, Fighting Ruffs. The birds are
waders and are known for their rough
behavior during courting. This year
there were 42,000 entries from
100 countries.
US scribe
convicted in Iran
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Editors Pick
Maya Krishna Rao
What could be a
better way to
protest against
the growing
imbalance than
award-winning
writers of the
country
returning their
State Awards?
E
INDIA UNDONE
Mohammad
Akhlaqs killing
puts a big
question mark
on the countrys
liberal ethos
everywhere in the world. The point is the general environmentit is about a whole atmosphere that seems to
be manipulated by some machinery. Terrible statements
and vicious attacks, typically aimed at inflaming passions
between Hindus on the one side and Muslim and Christians on the other, are everyday occurrences. Dalits, adivasis and women are often particularly singled out. Those
involved are from the broad Hindutva stream. Anyone
can make that out. But more worryingly, there are ruling
party MPs, and ministers.
Both from goon squadswho enjoy protection from
the governmentand from within the government of
today, there has been a steady, continuous, threatening
move to redefine who makes a good Indian. Its not
enough to be simply Indian anymore. On the one hand,
women are reminded that they are not Indian enough
unless they follow a dress and behaviour code, Hindu
women are extolled to produce 4 -10 children to solve the
menace of rising numbers in the minority communities
and, on the other hand, the Culture Minister, Mahesh
Sharma promises to cleanse every area of public discourse that has been Westernised and where Indian culture and civilisation need to be restoredbe it the history
we read, our cultural heritage or our institutes that have
been polluted over years.
So much so that even the first citizen like the late President of India, APJ Abdul Kalam needed a good chit from
Sharma. Referring to the late President he described him
as someone who was a humanitarian and a nationalist,
despite being a Muslim. It was a BJP minister who appealed to Parliament to throw out the word secular from
the preamble of the Indian Constitution. These are only
some examples from the last few months.
A BLIND EYE
Prime Minister Narendra Modis response has usually
been to turn a blind eye, to remain silent for long periods
or to choose to attack pseudo-secularists for polarising
politics when he should actively reining in, with a firm
hand, all those within and without the government who
whip up an ethos of intolerance, who humiliate, rape and
kill in the name of Hindutva. A government with 282
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Editors Pick
Maya Krishna Rao
Author Nayantara
Sahgal returned her
Sahitya Akademi
Award in protest
against the unmaking
of India. She pointed
to the killings of MM
Kalburgi, Govind
Pansare, Narendra
Dabholkar and
Mohammad Akhlaq.
A well-known man of
letters, Ashok Vajpeyi,
former chairperson of
Lalit Kala Akademi,
joined the protests by
fellow-writers and
returned his Sahitya
Akademi award,
saying, Its high time
that writers take a
stand.
Twitters
verdict on
Prez debate
Silver lining
in Syria
Todies
give it back
Twitter followers.
Sanders gained 35,163 new
followers during the 150-minute
debate. Meanwhile, the other four
Democrats gained a combined
total of just 23,219 new followers
led by Hillary Clinton (left), who
added 13,252 new followers.
In the second Republican
debate, Carly Fiorina gained
22,000 Twitter followers and her
poll numbers reflected a similar
jump, as she rocketed from fringe
candidate to second place.
Murder
caught on
video
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Trends Playboy
Nude Photos
With Playboy deciding to stop publishing nude photos, what does it mean
for its reader? Heres an account of an impressionable 12-year-old boy who
chances upon this mag and the impact it left on him
BY BIKRAM VOHRA
There is a
deluge of smut
and sleaze that
makes its way
into the minds
of a 12-yearold today. It
has no class,
its just
undressed
bodies and
makes you feel
unclean.
GRAND LIFE
Playboy founder Hugh
Hefners manion in Los
Angeles where he held
his lavish parties
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Trends Playboy
Nude Photos
THE SHIFT
The first issue of
Playboy, after the
change in its policy
The interviews
in Playboy
were of such a
high standard
that they
began to be
seen as the
finest in the
world.
Presidents,
actors,
singers,
writers, celebs
jockeyed to be
presented in
between
gatefolds.
fiscating the copies from passenger luggage and outwitting ingenious hiding places.
In fact, the primary function of false bottom
suitcases was for one to buy the latest copy of Playboy and conceal it under the official workload in
that niche. Many a copy bought at Heathrow has
been left behind in the seat pocket as the plane
glided into an Indian airport.
It is no wonder Rock is on life support. What
chance has the bunny got against such shotgun
blasts of porn given for free?
For sure, the purists will never opt for mass and
explicit net fare and shall continue to seek the relatively slick and highbrow visuals in Playboy but their
numbers are few and dwindling.
And they are not going to be Playboys target audience any more. Starting its next issue, Playboy will
meekly surrender to the mass taste for sexual material by calling off its celebrated Centrefold, its stable
of Playboy bunnies and its famous monthly Miss series that created the most coveted annual calendar.
It is sad but we wouldnt hold out for Rocks recovery. The cheeky rabbit with the James Bond
savoir-faire has lost his raison detre and its a pity because, dammit, we loved the quality of the articles,
didnt we?
So, thanks dad, for the gift of honesty, for not letting on that your son had discovered half your cache
and thanks Playboy, for some great reading...oh,
okay and super pictures.
And Mum for knowing that boys will be boys.
And not throwing them away.
WHAT PIZZAZZ
The Playboy jet, with
Rock the Rabbit on
its tail
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Advertising
Copywriting
IT IS THE MESSAGE
The headline for the
famous Volkswagen
ad was just a word: Lemon
o, when it comes to headlines, whats the bottom line? Write the shortest headline possible
that also convincingly conveys a unique benefit to the readerwhich, in turn, will spur them to
read the body copy.
The headline for a famous Volkswagen ad was
one word: Lemon.
Another headline, for Zippo lighters, again
was a single word: Matchless. So dont say it
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Advertising
Copywriting
SUBSTANTIAL READING
(Above) The Mauritius
Tourism ad by Alok Nanda
has a long body copy
Write the
shortest
headline
possible that
also conveys
a unique
benefit to the
reader,
which, in
turn, will
spur them to
read the body
copy.
TV Review
Bigg Boss
Double
Trouble
T has all the boredom that characterized the last few seasonshost
Salman Khan sleepwalking through
the show, inmates routinely bitching,
bizarre tasks being performed to
earn the weekly grocery and the tedium of cooking
and cleaning in the same living area. Yet, Season
Nine clicks. Perhaps the new elementDouble
Troubleinfuses life after a few seasons of misses.
Remember the aviation theme that crash-landed
after a few days last year or the hellish experience
of the Jannat and Jahannum theme in Season Six?
The inaugural episode of Season Nine required
contestants to choose their partners for the season.
It brought out their whims and fearsmade clear
by the rejection of Prince, the rustic Roadies winner, by four contestants. It was a regular mix of
small-screen actors, models and foreign beauties
trying to get a foothold into India. Rimi Sen of
Hungama, Baghban and Kyonki fame and Aman
Yatan Verma of Khul Ja Sim Sim and casting couch
fame, upped the participants profile.
The contestants are supposed to do every chore
as a pair. They eat together, with even their plates,
spoons and bottles being joined and even sleep on
joined beds. So what if their real-life partners in the
same show are going through hell. At least model
Keith SequeiraRaymonds Complete Manis
fine with his girlfriend, Rochelle Rao, being com-
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16.11%
28.92%
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GEN
OBC
OTHERS
65.84%
9.46%
54.95%
BJP
RLSP
LJP
HAM
10.40%
10
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ABP
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NDTV
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ISSUES IN BIHAR
Murder over
beefpolitical face-offs
10.40%
INDIA TV
15.60%
AAJ TAK
13%
ABP
15%
ZEE NEWS
15%
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Amitava Sen
Old heroes are still in media, but media gave space to new political heroes as well. Coverage given to new political heroes
by prime channels (in percentage)
V/S
14%
8%
12%
3%
11%
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Its a naked quest for supremacy between the Western Block and Russia in the
Middle East once again, and the artist has depicted it literally. If you go by the
illustration, the poker-faced Putin has already done the Check-Mate act
vis-a-vis Obama.
Dont fret. This is only Portuguese street artist Sergio Odeiths 3-D art, giving
the impression that the creepy crawly is bursting forth from a wall. The
aggressiveness of the creature is contrasted with the warm flow that emanates
from the choice of colors.
A New York School of Visual Arts student, 24-year-old Leah Foster, has
actualized our childhood dream of mountains of cakes. These 10-feet pillars
have thousands of cup-cakes stacked one above another in no particular
color order. But can you eat the cakes and have the pile-up intact too?
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Governance
Agriculture
BUSTING A MYTH
(Below) Chemical
farming in India has
only enhanced the
production of rice
and wheat
GO ORGANIC
In fact, the report also says that the representative
of the ministry of agriculture admitted candidly
before the committee that despite the benefits of
organic farming, the programs for promoting it
have been disjointed, lacking in inter-departmental integration and not able to achieve the envisioned outcomes.
The committee has, therefore, recommended
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Governance
Agriculture
History tells
us that before
the Green
Revolution
changed
things
dramatically
in the 1960s,
our framers
confirmed to
the principles
of organic
farming.
SLOW POISON
(Top) The use of
chemical fertilizers on
fruits and vegetables
has affected our
health adversely
(Above) Organic
farming nourishes
humans, animals,
birds and millions of
micro-organisms
fertilizers.
It has also recommended certification, market
promotion, production and patenting of bio-molecules and setting up a regulatory regime for their
production, storage, transportation and application and ensuring adequacy of green manure.
Further and more importantly, considering the
tremendous benefits of organic farming, including
its great employment potential, the committee has
pushed for the implementation of the National
Mission on Sustainable Agriculture through a single nodal ministryagriculture ministryby
procuring suitable integration of different implementing departments or organizations and all allied schemes pertaining to organic farming.
HIGH DEMAND
(Left) The current global
trade in organic food is
likely to touch $100 billion
(Below) India needs to
take proactive measures
for shifting to organic
farming
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English is one of modern Indias 22 official languages, and is widely learned as the second language in
most countries. Enjoy it and avoid falling into some common error traps. BY MAHESH TRIVEDI
REFLECTING MOODS
All torn up
Crying the blues
Singing the blues
Down in the dumps
Down in the mouth
Got the blue devils
Have the blues
Have the blahs
In the doldrums
INSEPARABLE PAIRS
Ways and means
In the dumper
How about...
Make sure...
If I were you...
Shouldnt we...
I wonder if...
Suppose we...
BAKERS DOZEN
Gods child an idiot
Natures garb
nudity
rum
Sheriffs hotel ...prison
Bakers dozenThirteen
Gunners daughter a flogging
Introducers feesa bribe
Monkeys business mad business
Montezumas revenge diarrhoea
Kings Charless head an obsession
Ladys man a man who delights women
Little boys room a lavatory of exclusive
male use
Nelsons blood
AMERICANSPEAK
Biscuitgun
Bitchunpleasant girl
Bodacious..impressive
Bling-bling.showy jewellery
Bugged outupset
Happeninexciting
Pig..police officer
Straight.fine, okay
Wazzup?.whats up?
YoHi