CLIENT/SPOT: Zzzquil

WRITER: Moose Bland

LENGTH: 1 Minute
NOTES: WOMAN 1 sounds British and highly educated and calming.
WOMAN 2 sounds like a blonde, dingy sorority girl with very little to no education.
WOMAN 1:
At Zzzquil, were committed to help you get your zzs. So we created 1-8-5-5-ZQUIL, to gently bore you to sleep.
SFX:

DIAL TONE

WOMAN 1:

Press 1, for the infinite digits of pie.

SFX

NUMERICAL BEEP.

MAN 1:

3-POINT-1-4-1-5-9-2-6-5-3-5

SFX

NUMERICAL BEEP.

WOMAN 1:

Press 2, to hear what someone ate today.

SFX:

NUMERICAL BEEP.

WOMAN 2:

This morning, I thought I was going to have some cereal, but we didnt have any
milk so I thought Id have a banana because I already had a banana ready for my
cereal.

SFX:

NUMERICAL BEEP.

WOMAN 1:

Press 3 for a brief history of buckets.

SFX:

NUMERICAL BEEP.

MAN 1:

The bucket is a hollow vessel used to contain a variety of items and materials. It is
also sometimes referred to as a pail. Nobody is quite sure how it

SFX

VOICE FADES UNDER.

WOMAN 1:

1-8-5-5-Z-QUIL is brought you by the makers of Z-QUIL sleep aid. But please, do
not call while driving.

SFX:

MAN 1s VOICE FADES UP.

MAN 1:

The glass bucket never took off.