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I have good news and bad news. Let's start with the good news:
Scientists have discovered an orange mushroom in recent Hawaiian lava flows that can induce instantaneous orgasms in women just
from the odor it gives off. That's right, fellas. You can get your girl to bust nuts all over the place just by having her sniff this thing.
This orgasm triggered by fungus, or "fungasm," is due in part from hormones in the mushroom that are close in similarity to the same
ones picked up by our own neurotransmitters. Basically, the smell of this shroom makes the female body think it's having sex. Imagine
walking into a sorority house with your pockets filled with these mushrooms.
Take your time, I'll wait. Really let your mind paint that picture, and enjoy it while you can. Because here comes the bad news:
The orange mushroom smells orgasmic to women and literally caused nearly half of the volunteers for the study to climax. Unfortunately, it
smells like week old horse shit to men. In the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms, the discoverers of the orange fungus, John
C. Holliday and Noah Soule, concluded that all the male test subjects were repulsed by the fetid smell.
So if you're bad in bed and need a little bit of help, go find these mushrooms and hide a bunch of them under your bed. Then grab a
clothes pin for yourself. Thank me later.
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Patrick Everdell
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Patricia Howard
SEE MY POST ABOVE^^^
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Sid Hanson
Maui High School
Reborn Zepfan
Works at Self-Employed
But works?
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Diego Plazas
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Susan Garrard
A good man won't need to use these
and women should have them anytime
they want.
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Matt Gertsch
If a woman has a good man,
she doesn't need them.
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Dan Fitzgerald
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so true susan
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