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Pentagon Newsletter 2 February 2016
Pentagon Newsletter 2 February 2016
February 2016
Plumbing
news from
around the
world
Attempt will be made
to take water from
Arctic to Michigan
INSIDE
THIS ISSUE
WHAT
DOES THE
DISCOVERY OF
PLANET 9 MEAN FOR
YOU? WE ASK THE
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THE WIT
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FRIDAY OUR
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BUYING
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THE HAZARDS AND
PITFALLS!
WHAT
SHE REALLY
MEANS WHEN SHE
SAYS A
BEGINNERS GUIDE!
PLUS
WIENERS
BEANS
ON TOAST!
TOAST
ON FIRE!
(Continued on page 2)
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Adventures, letters,
A life in the
day of a
plumber
By CHIP CARPENTER
Ace Master Plumber
A special happy
birthday wish
goes out this
month from all
the crew at
Pentagon Plumbing
to
Kimberly Stokely,
whose presence in
our office makes
everyone smile!
You rock, girl!
Now go celebrate!
Yaaaaaay!
Investigation into
Down the Drain
offices vandalism
continues
By Marlow Archer
Crime Beat Reporter
According to an
individual associated with
the Special Task Force
investigating the break-in
and vandalism of Down
the Drains offices last
September, a credible tip
has been received naming
the perpetrator of that
terrible crime.
Our informant would not
name the individual
suspected, but would only
say it was former
employee who was in
search of her last
paycheck and who
became frustrated after
being unable to locate it.
Down the Drains policy
has always been to release
the paycheck of a former
employee as soon as
possible, and as Bella
Donna Lovelace was the
only employee to have left
our employ prior to the
break-in, we are confident
the task force is on the
right track at last.
As of this writing, all
local, state and national
law enforcement agencies
are searching for our
former gossip columnist.
The Guru
The Birthday
Box
Says
concocted the diary to
bolster a copyright claim
he had filed on the words
Valentines Day, which
claim the copyright office
denied, much to the
chagrin of Mark as he
watched as hundreds, then
thousands of printers
began printing their own
Valentines Day cards.
Eventually the small
printing company of Hall
and Mark went bankrupt,
unable to compete with
larger printing companies,
but their contribution to
romance survives to this
day.
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My
My God,
God, its
its full
full of
of pink!
pink!