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Robert J. Scherrer
Department of Physics and Astronomy, Vanderbilt University, Nashville, TN 37235
I. INTRODUCTION
FIG. 2: Geometric distortion produced by the leakage of π This investigation clearly opens up an entirely new di-
into a higher dimension. rection in the study of the time variation of fundamental
constants. The next obvious possibility is the investi-
gation of the time variation of e. Following this, there
brane embedded in a 5-dimensional bulk. In this case, is a plethora of other constants that could be exam-
“slices” of π can leak into the higher dimension, resulting ined: the Euler-Mascheroni constant γ, the golden ratio
in a value of π that decreases with time. This leakage into φ, Soldner’s constant, and Catelan’s constant.
a higher dimension results in a characteristic geometric More speculatively, one might consider the possibility
distortion, illustrated in Fig. 2. Such “leakage” has been that the values of the integers could vary with time, a re-
observed previously in both automobile and bicycle tires. sult suggested by several early Fortran simulations. This
However, it is clear that more controlled experiments are possibility would have obvious implications for finance
necessary to verify this effect. and accounting.
It might appear that the observational data quoted in
the previous section suggest a value of π that increases
with time, rather than decreasing as our model indicates. Acknowledgments
Since our theoretical model is clearly correct, this must
be attributed to 4000 years of systematic errors.
Now consider the cosmological consequences of this A number of colleagues were kind enough to comment
time variation in π. The Friedmann equation gives [13] on the manuscript. For some reason they did not want
me to use their names, so I will identify them by their
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8πGρ initials: S. Dodelson, A.L. Melott, D.N. Spergel, and T.
= , (1) J. Weiler.
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[3] R.J. Scherrer, MNRAS, 210, 359 (1984). [12] And who isn’t?
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