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DirectfromsomeofRedditsfinestladies,anonexhaustivelistoftheweirdthingswehaveallengaged
infromtimetotime.

1.itsjill
Doshowermathwhenyouwakeuptoseehowlongyouhavetosleepandifitsevenworth
showeringorgobacktobedandputyourhairinabunforwork.

2.klcna
WhenhairsfalloutintheshowerIdontwanttoclogthedrainsoIputthemontheshower
wallanddoalittleswirlsotheyareneatandreadytobeputinthegarbagewhenImdone.

3.bekahrama
Laughedorcoughedsohardwhenyoureonyourperiodandmorebloodorabloodclot
comesout.Thenyouhavetodoaquickwaddlewalktothebathroomcauseyoufeellike
youjustturnedonthefaucet.

4.cupcakegiraffe
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Whenyouthinknobodyislooking,youreadjustyourbra,stickyourhandin,pullemup
oneatatime,straightenthebandandstraps,andaddanextrasqueezetomakesure
everythingisinitsplace.

5.circus_snatch
Sitinastrangepositionwhenfarting,sothefartbubbledoesnotgoupthecooter.

6.MoreNutella
Triedonashirtthatwastoosmall,thenstartedtopanicinthedressingroomafterrealizing
howrestrictiveitiswhenyoucantgetitbackoffovertheboobs.
Startthinkingthatyoueitherhaveto1.buytheshirtandliveinitnow,or2.theyregoingto
havetousethejawsoflifetoremoveit.

7.flying_pekinese
Aftershaving,wearsilkyorsatinyPJs.

8.femmenon
Irollaroundinmybedgoing,SMOOOOOOTH!

9.JMango
Openmymouthreallywidewhileputtingmascaraon.Also,redoingupdos30timeseven
thoughImprettysureitlooksthesameeverytime.

10.wadyflamers
Kegels.Kegelsinmeetingsatwork.Kegelsinthemovietheatre.Kegelsatdinnerwith
friends.Kegelseverywhere.Ifyouretalkingtome,andImsitting,Iamdefinitelykegeling.

11.Drenken
InstantlyeverygirlwhoreadsthisdoesaKegel.

12.amandalauren
Gotonallfoursinfrontofamirrortoseewhatdoggystylelookslikefromthedudes
perspective.
Notbad.
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13.antichrist_superstar
Whenyouwearatightpairofpantsandthereistheseamthatcreatesalittlebulgerightin
thecrotch,whenyousititpressesagainstyourvaginanicely,soyouwigglebackandfortha
bittoenjoyit.Icantbetheonlywomenthathasfeltitorenjoyedit.

14.febreeze358
Donthaveatamponwhenyoustartyourperiodfolduptoiletpaper,placeinthemiddle
ofunderwear,struggletopulluppantswithoutdislodgingthepadding,walkunnaturallyin
anattempttonotmessupthepaperfailure.Justfailure.Bloody,shreddedpaperinyour
underwearwhenyougethome.

15.fandabidozichu
Cupshowerwaterinmyboobiesthenunleashthewatertorrentonmywalls/toes.

16.KlaireBop
Spending30minsinfrontofthemirrortryingtogetthecateyeliquideyelinerjustright.
SofarIveneversucceeded.

17.Waitwhatnow
Placehandsincrotchforwarmth.

18.thenewchornogrophers
Thatamazingback/stomachscratchwhenyoutakeyourbraoffafteralongday.Bestfeels
ever.

19.reighbooker
Istickmyhanddownmypantsallthetimewatchingtv,playingonthecomputer.Itsnot
sexual,IjustholdmyladywhileIwatchNetflix.

20.rcmeadows
Measuretoseeifourhaircancoverourboobs/nipplesinaplayboymannerwhenjustdown.
Wealldoit,Iamsureofit.

21.sociallyawkwardjess
Wemasturbatetofallasleepquicker.Butonceyouhaveoneorgasmyourelike,ohwait,I
canhaveanother.Sobeginsaviciouscycle.

22.KMKSouthie2001
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Enjoytherushoffreedomandlackofconstrictionthatcomesfromtakingonesbraoffat
theendoftheday.Befree,mytitties!

23.RosieJo
SometimesIlookdownatmynipplesandthinktheyretoosoftandbigsoIflickthemto
makethemsmallandpointy.

24.scoopl
DoublecheckedtomakesureIdidntaccidentallyputintwotampons.Letmedieof
embarrassmentnow.

25._dreamline
Whentryingtopoopinpublicwetrytopretendwerenotinthestallandactdeadsilentif
someonecomesin.Wewontpoopuntiltheyveleftthebathroom.Iftheycametopoop
thereisusuallyapoopstalemate.Nobodywinsinapoopstalemate.
Inothersituationsinapublicwashroom:keepingtheflusherhelddownwhiletakinga
tremendousdumptoavoidsmellandnoise.Dontdenyyouhaventdonethis!

26.goatcheese
Purposelydontshavevagwhengoingouttoavoidahookup.

27.iamseriously
Theperiodcheck.Whenyouresittingdown,youaccidentallydropsomethingandwhile
yourebendingovertopickitup,yousneakapeekbetweenyourlegstomakesureyoure
notleaking.
Also,indiscriminatelydoingthecheckforANYfellowfemalewhoasks,regardlessof
whotheyareevenyourworstenemyorsomeoneyouvenevermetbefore.

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P.Rose 5daysago

IdoalmostALLoftheseonaregularbasis

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Deana 2monthsago

#2isNOTbizarre.I'dsayit'sactuallyagoodidea,ANDanefficientwaytokeepthetubtidy
andthedrainclogfree.

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JuliaLange ayearago

Ishouldretitlethis27thingsIdoonadailybasis
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RileyDiAdams ayearago

i'veneverdone#12buti'mgonnanow.
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Ashley ayearago

IsitonthecouchinmyundiesandputmyhandundermyboobwhileIwatchTVormess

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IsitonthecouchinmyundiesandputmyhandundermyboobwhileIwatchTVormess
aroundonthecomputer...don'tjudgeit'sniceandwarmthere:D
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CarsonReneSpencer ayearago

Yougotmewiththekegel.Definitelydidoneafteritwasmentioned.Number11gotme.
5

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GuiltyAsCharged ayearago

Number13.Forsure.Iattemptedthetoiletpapertampontoday.Fail.

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nyahaha ayearago

icanrelatetoeverythingexceptusetampons.Iusesanitarynapkins.
2

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Eee ayearago

Puttoiletpaperinthetoiletsowhenyougoapooitdosentmakea"plonk"sound
5

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AnnaLim ayearago

Usedmyhairasdentalfloss
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Ree ayearago

Guiltyascharged.Nofucksgiveneither.
5

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danishwannabe92 2yearsago

#2and#4aremylifestory.IswearIsubconsciouslydo#4andnotrealizeI'minpublic.And
everythingelseonthislistisperfect.

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Irmarie 2yearsago

myboyfrienddoes#17.Hestickshishandsinmycrotchforwarmth.Nothingsexual,he'sjust
benefitingbystealingmybodyheatlolandItotallyholdmycrotchwhenIsleep.Itcalmsme
4

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drippingcandywet>Irmarie 2yearsago

iplaywithmycuntwhenimdrivingitcailmsme.....imashiydriver...
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Hahahathepoopstalemate!
Iswearthere'ssomuchnonverbalcommunicationgoingonintheladiestoilets.Ihavebeen
knowntousethehanddryerforwaylongerthannecessarybecauseIknowsomeonewantsto
peebutcan'tbecauseoftheawkwardtinkle.
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MeoW 2yearsago

#19SAMES
Idon'tcarewhatyouthink,Iamnotmasturbating,justchillin
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Vtrt 2yearsago

Thesecondpartof25isacardinalruleofdoing#2sinbathroom.Leavenoevidence.
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Oncealady 2yearsago

Youknow,thisisthemostdisgustinginvasionofprivacyanyonehasyetconcocted.Thereare
somethingsonedoesn'tdiscussinpublicmuchlesswiththemassesontheinternet.So
muchforthefemininemystique.
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Katy>Oncealady 2yearsago

There'slikeamillionarticlesthattalkaboutwhatweirdthingsmendo,butheavenforbid
anarticlepopupaboutweirdthingswomendo.Allyoureallysucceededindoingwith
thiscommentisadmityoudothesethings.Lol.
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salroka>Oncealady 2yearsago

Ohmyfuck!Womenarepeople???Notmysteriousdecorativesexobjects??NOWAY.
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jjavuhrums>Oncealady 2yearsago

getoverit.theinternetisabigplace.
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NymAsari 2yearsago

Thisisactuallythemostaccurate"whatwomendo"articleIhaveeverread!!Literally,crieddue
tolaughingsomuchatnumber3!!
AMAZING!!
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JohnnyBoy 2yearsago

Boysputtheirhandsontheircrotchforwarmthtoo,Idoitallthetime.EveryboyIknowdoesit.
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Boysputtheirhandsontheircrotchforwarmthtoo,Idoitallthetime.EveryboyIknowdoesit.
Thatssomethingweirdeveryhumandoes...hm.
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Oregon 2yearsago

Beentheredoneallthese.Manyprudesonhereuncomfortablewithbeingnaturalwiththeir
body.ALLOFTHISISNATURAL!!
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FondaDicks 2yearsago

Ihavedoneitall.GoodthingI'mpostingasaguest.Mwahaha.

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phoenix 2yearsago

HAventdonehalfthethingsinthisarticle.Butiknowplentyofpeoplewhodothesethingssoi
guessimjustweird.
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nicky 2yearsago

21Idefinitelydoallthetime.IcantsleepuntilIdoit
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Bethanyg216 2yearsago

#21mademelaughsohard.IthoughtIwastheonlyonewhodidthis.Loveit!
4

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Rebecca 2yearsago

Bestkeptsecretever:girlsaren'tflowers.Butwedosmellbetterthanyou,andweare
probablymorebeautiful=P
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JustinWondga 2yearsago

Fascinatingandveryfunny.MenandWomenaresoverydifferentyetsoverysimilar.....
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BJC 2yearsago

Ihavedone95%ofallthethingsonthelist!Thiswasabsolutelyhilarious!Foreverywoman
whocommentedandsaidyouhaven'tdoneit,youaremorethenlikelylyingtoyourself.Andif
youhaven'tI'msureyoutriedsomeofthesethingsafterreadingthisarticle.Ifyoudidn'tlike
whatwaswrittenthenjustclosethebrowser!Haveaniceday.:)
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Itisinterestingthatwomenareassillyasmen.
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TW 2yearsago

Yetanotherarticlewhereyouassumethatbecauseyoudo/experiencethesethingsallwomen
must.Igotalaughoutofacouple,buthonestly,mostofthemwerethingsIwouldnevereven
considerdoing.
Ihavenorespectforauthor'swhocontinuouslydeemthat'allpeople'havedonethingsorall
situationsinrelationshipsarethesame,whenyou'reclearlybasingeverythingyouwriteoff
yourownexperiences.
I'dhavealotmorerespectforyourarticlesifyouledinwiththepremisethatthesearebased
offyourownexperiences.
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Nooneaskedforyourrespect>TW 2yearsago

Icompletelyrelatetoalmostallofthese.Justbecauseyoucan'tdoesn'tmeanyouneed
tobashontheauthor(eventhoughthisarticleisjustacollectionofcommentsinthe
firstplace).Ithinkyou'reprobablytheexceptionhere,nottherule.
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ashley92>TW 2yearsago

Actually,Ithinktheseare"comments"madefromdifferentwomen,notdirectlyfromthe
author.So,yourreplydoesn'treallyapplytothisarticle.
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Hadtopickaname 2yearsago

Thisisstupid.Noonedoeslikeanyofthis.
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AdrianGoleby>Hadtopickaname 2yearsago

LIKEANYOFTHISORANYOFTHIS?!HOLYSHITWHATARESIMILES?!
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namebecauseihadto 2yearsago

Sotrueeeee!!!!
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OrganicWithAttitude 2yearsago

I'msorry,thisisbullshit.Ihaveneverdonemostoftheseandnotshavingyourcrotchtoavoid
ahookup?Everheardofjustsayingno?Justbecauseyouhaveabaldcrotchdoesn'tmean
youHAVEtohavesexwithsomeone.Oh,andFYInotALLwomenevenshavetheircrotch...
soyeahyoushouldprobablynotsaythatALLwomendothisstupidshit.
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soyeahyoushouldprobablynotsaythatALLwomendothisstupidshit.
SomeofthesearesostupidandshallowthatIfindithardtobelievethatanywomanhasever
donethemandknowforafactthatnotALLwomendothisshit.I'vebeenawomanallmylife
andI'veneverevenconsidereddoing90%ofthose.
#12,seriously?Youmustbequitethevainlittlecupcaketodothat,thethoughtofdoing
somethinglikethatwouldneverevencrossmymind.Idon'twanttoknowwhatIlooklikefrom
behindandtruthfullymostguysprobablycouldn'tcarelesseitheraslongasyoudon'tmake
themwanttothrowupsinceitmeanstheirgettingsome.
Sittingwithmyhanddownmypants,nope,sorrynotaguy,don'tfeeltheneedtomakesure
mycrotchisstillthereonaconstantandregularbasis.SomuchBSinthisarticleIalmostneed
hipwaders.
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anon.>OrganicWithAttitude 2yearsago

Youareaviciouswoman.
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Whocares>OrganicWithAttitude 2yearsago

LOLwow,you'reagiantravingdouchearen'tyou?
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G.T.>OrganicWithAttitude 2yearsago

Iagreewithyouandsodomanyothersonandoffthisforum.Somepeoplemaylaugh
andthinkthatthisiscuteandfunny,butthatprettymuchsaysallthatyoualready
knew.Youcan'tmakeasilkpurseoutofasow'sear.
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BarmyLass>OrganicWithAttitude 2yearsago

Wow,calmdownlittlemisspissypants.It'safunnyarticle.Chillthefeckout.Ifyou
don'tagreewithit,eitherdon'treaditorrollyoureyesandclosedownyourbrowserlike
therestofus.Justbecauseyouareclearlynotadventurousanddon'thavefunwith
yourbodydoesn'tmeantherestofusdon't.Oratleast,wecanlaughatitinsteadof
becomingpersonallyaffronted.
Seriously,diditmakeyoufeelbettertothrowatantrumontheinternetoverasillyarticle
thatmaybeahundredpeoplehaveread?Goodjob,youreallymadetheworldabetter
placebyspeakingforwomeneverywhere.
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JaimeNennig>OrganicWithAttitude 2yearsago

Someone'sonetheirperiod.Takeafewdeepbreathssweetheart.Noteveryonesafraid
oftheirownbody

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TaraLohman 2yearsago

Oh,forcryingoutloud,nooneshavestheir"vag."Yourvagisinternal,ifyoutriedtoshaveit
you'dcutyourcrotchout.Learnthecorrectnameforthehairypart,ladies!!!!!!!!!!!
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DonGuild>TaraLohman 2yearsago

Manywomenshavetheirvaginalarea,youarewrong,especiallyyoungwomenwho
wereveryskimpybathingsuits,theydon'twantpubichairstickingout.Alsoitisnot
somethingyouneedtodoyourself,Yourpartnerwouldbehappytohelp.
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Blergh>DonGuild 2yearsago

Vaginainternal.Labiaexternal(thepartthatgrowshair).WhileIthinkTarais
kindofmakingabigfussoversomethingtrivial,youneedtobrushuponyour
anatomybeforetryingtotellsomeonethey'rewrong.
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DonGuild>Blergh 2yearsago

Ihappentoknowthefemaleanatomyverywell,thanyou,Ifyouhavea
brainIthinkyouunderstand,thatIamsayingthatmanywomendonot
wanttohavepubichairsneakingoutfromaroundaskimpysuit.Ithat
clearenoughforyou.
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Whocares>DonGuild 2yearsago

jesuseveninyoursecondexplanationyousoundliketwit..youdonot
growhair..INTHEVAGINA...isTHATclearenoughfor...YOU???Or.
does.it.need.to.be.broken.down.more?
regardlessweallknowwhatTarawasimplyingbut,holyfuckingshit
Don.
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lolling>Whocares 2yearsago

"holyfuckingshitDon"I'mdyinglmao
Butseriously,Don,somebody'salreadytriedtofillyouin.
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