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To the best of my knowledge no one has ever seen the Orchid Bug but
Ive been bitten by it and Ive seen the debilitating effects of its bite on
many people over the years. If you love orchids youve been bitten too
but do you remember just when it got you. I do- and while it was more
years ago than I really care to think about, I remember the occasion
vividly.
I was sixteen, had not long had my drivers licence (you could get them at
that age then) and was seriously mad keen on fancy pigeons. Id received
an invitation to visit Gordo, a breeder of quality Fantails and Jacobins
who lived at Coromandel Valley in South Australias, Adelaide Hills and
while he was in his late thirties our love of the pigeons seemed to
transcend the age barrier.
Youthful enthusiasm had seen me arrive fairly early and by 8.45am we
had a team of fantails in the show pens going over their finer points,
parentage, progeny and future prospects. Gordos house was on a sloping
site that ran down to a small watercourse and the pigeon loft was on the
southern boundary closet to the watercourse.
The loft was in shade and it was a bit on the cool side for me although
Gordo was right at home in shorts and a T shirt but the opposite side of
the gully was bathed in bright morning light. A simple barbed wire fence
separated the two properties.
The northern gully face above the watercourse was scarred by a gravel
track that wound its way up the slope.It had rained the night before and
the ground was a little soggy underneath. Little rivulets of water ran
down the track and coated the grasses with glistening dewdrops.
I remember we had the tail of a bird spread when I heard the crunch of
heavy footsteps on gravel. Looking across to the gully, an attractive
honey blonde woman wearing a cream coloured mini skirt and heavy
black rubber gumboots came walking down the track. On her hip she
carried a large pot with green strappy leaves and half a dozen lolly pink
sprays of flowers arched up and out of the foliage. Bouncing in the
sunlight and contrasted against the cream of the womans dress the
effect was dazzling and the whole effect seemed to positively glow in the
morning light. In a strange way the rough utility of her gumboots just
seemed to enhance the look.
That was the moment, right there that the orchid bug got me. Whats
zat I asked, somewhat gobsmacked.