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Red Group
4/27/16
When The Wells Run Dry
Open on tableau of person sitting on couch, watching TV (on the Promethean board)
Person switches between channels.
Person: hmmm, Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
Person watches for a few more moments.
Person: nah, I'm not really in the mood.
Person changes channels again.
Person: oh, The Voice? Wow, this person is terrible. Cmon, don't push the button! Aw
come on.
Person switches again.
Person: oh, the Flint press conference. Wow, this must be a really big issue.
Person yawns
Person pauses, then stretches
Person: Do I smell pizza? Mom what's for dinner?
Pauses
Person: yummm, I'm coming! There's nothing good on anyways.
Person leaves, tossing the remote on the couch.
Exit
Enter people from Flint news story, tableau.
Emergency manager: It is astounding to me that our city council voted to switch back to
the Detroit water. I mean, why would you want to voluntarily cost our city more money to
do something thats pointless?!
Interviewer 1: But isn't the Flint water unhealthy?
Emergency manager: That's absurd. The Flint water is up to all EPA standards and the
health codes set by the state of Michigan.
Person#2: um, I am a representative from the EPA, and I don't believe that that's true!
Emergency manager pauses for a second.
The Emergency manager: can someone take them out of here?
Security enters and escorts Interviewer #2, and Interviewer #1 out. As security is escorting the
press, they scream out.
Person#2: We are not paying for your poisonous water anymore! We have been poisoned
by policy. Our childrens lead levels have doubled thanks to your filthy water!
Security person comes back on and stands next to emergency manager.
Emergency manager pulls out two glasses of water, seemingly from nowhere. One is clear, one
is muddy brown. He holds them up next to each other.
Emergency manager: I can assure you that the two systems have the same quality water.
Here's a bottle from the Detroit system and here's one from the flint system. Now tell me
if you see a difference between these two! They're exactly the same!
Crowd murmurs uneasily
Emergency manager continues talking about how the two waters are the same.
Protesters 1,2, and 3 enter
Protester 1: If they're the same, why don't
you drink out of the Flint glass?