English humour

1 Work in pairs. Match the beginnings of the jokes (1-6) with their endings (a-f).
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1. Teacher: Joshua, this letter from your mother, it looks like your handwriting.
Pupil: ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................ .

2.

Teacher: Isabelle, you should have been here at 10 o'clock.

Pupil: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................... .

3. Pupil: Help, I've lost my memory.

Teacher: When did this happen?
Pupil: ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................... .
4. Teacher: You weren't at school last Thursday, Thomas. I heard you were out playing football all day.
Pupil: ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................ .
5. Pupil: Please Miss, there's something wrong with me, I can see into the future.
Teacher: That's incredible. When did your problem start?
Pupil: ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................. .
6. Teacher: Which country do you like the best?
Pupil: Kyrgyzstan.
Teacher: Can you spell it?
Pupil: ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................ .

a) I have changed my mind, Italy.

b) It started next Thursday.
c) That's because she borowed my pen.
d) That's not true Miss, I did not play football. I've got the cinema tickets to prove it.
e) Why, what happened?
f) When did what happen?