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so he can replace her
and live her life.
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Luke.
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So they can only be for Haley?
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Of course not. Haley isn't
the only hottie living here.
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I washed the car in my cheer
shorts the other day.
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I definitely felt eyes on me.
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Has it ever occurred to you that
those flowers could be for me?
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- What do you mean?
- I mean, like, from my boyfriend.
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What?
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You have a boyfriend?
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And you thought
my thing was crazy.
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Alex, you have a boyfriend?
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You can't just
drop that and leave.
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Honey, it is so exciting.
Why didn't you tell us?
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Because I knew
you'd get all weird
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and ask a million
stupid questions.
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What does he look like?
How did you meet him?
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Okay, I'll show you a photo.
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Well, I would, but now
my phone's not working.
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Oh, here he is.
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In the supermarket flyer?
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That's him pondering
the pork chops?
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What's to ponder?
They're $4.59 a pound.
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I don't understand.
Why is he in this?
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He's a model, mom.
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Oh, wait, wait.
Your boyfriend's a model?
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Well, how did you meet him?
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There's not much crossover
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for a national honor society
student and a pork model.
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Well, actually
it's a really long story. I...
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Oh, well -- it's him.
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Hey, hold on.
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This is terrific news.
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I can't believe she
didn't tell us about him.
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Oh, that's what you can't believe?
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What do you mean?
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Phil, it is a little weird.
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I mean, suddenly
she has this boyfriend.
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Alex has great news
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and her own mother and
sister don't believe her?
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I want to.
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Well, I do believe her.
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I'm gonna tell her to invite
this boyfriend over for dinner,
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and I'll be serving a big,
old platter of "I told you so."
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Oh, great.
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Maybe you could also serve
unicorn burgers and magic beans,
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and I'll invite my boyfriend, Bigfoot!
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Still better than Dylan.
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Okay. I got a surprise for you.
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It better not be another baby.
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Is there something fun
behind the couch?
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An Edgar Vanderkoff
hand-crafted blanc de blanc sofa.
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It was a wedding gift
to ourselves.
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Plus, we're showing Lily
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that we trust her enough to
let us have one nice thing.
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When you think
about it like that,
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- it's really a gift for Lily.
- Yeah.
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Okay, whoa.
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We only get on this couch
when we know we're not dirty.
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That's why we got her the couch.
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To teach her about respect.
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Legs a little wider please.
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Is that a cookie
in your back pocket?
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- Yep.
- Okay.
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Bup-up-up!
Hey, nice and slow.
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Watching that.
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But now that I got you here,
what do you think?
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That you wore cargo shorts
to my middle-school graduation,
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but you're putting on a bow tie
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for some dog's birthday party.
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It's all good fun.
The Birnbaums can't have kids.
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They like to do it up
big for Buster.
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I had my fifth birthday
in a break room
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of a Der Wienerschnitzel,
but good for Buster.
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Why are you so cranky?
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This kid at school ripped
me off for 40 bucks
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in a pyramid scheme.
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some of these guys
are single in the group.
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What a surprise.
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Manny, we won't be late.
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I left dinner for you and Joe,
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but don't eat the deviled eggs
that are in the refrigerator
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because they're
for tomorrow's picnic.
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What picnic -- somebody's
cat going to college?
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No, some of Gloria's friends
are getting their green cards.
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It's actually a nice group.
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Yes, they're very decent,
hardworking people.
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Jay met them at Mirabelle's
fake wedding.
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Zooboo!
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No, you've already watched
"Zooboo" six times today.
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We're gonna watch
a classic movie
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right here on the big screen.
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You better let him
watch his show.
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If not, he's gonna freak out.
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Yesterday I turned it off,
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and he bit through
one of the pool balls.
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Hey, Mitchell.
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Hi, uh, um...
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B... Renda.
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Yes, you thought I wasn't
gonna remember, didn't you?
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So, how's your first week been?
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I'm getting a divorce.
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Oh. God.
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Um... well, I did ask, so...
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It's really hard to be alone,
you know?
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Yeah.
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Hey, you know who else
who stays late is, um, Stacey.
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- 14 months.
- Oh, gosh.
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Well, sometimes it's good to
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get in and out fast,
though, huh?
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We haven't had sex
in 14 months.
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We were married 20 years.
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Well, that's a nice,
round number.
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Yeah.
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My restless leg syndrome,
like that's a reason to leave?
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Well, you know,
everybody has -159
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especially after all
my -- my new friend
at work Brenda, right?
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Who?
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That's right -- the pretty one.
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Uh, so, she and her husband are -177
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are going through
some problems at home,
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and she was wondering
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if she might be able
to stay at our house.
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Oh, my gosh.
Yes, of course.
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Oh, shoot and darn it!
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I thought we had something.
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Mitchell, I know
what you're doing.
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Ahh, there's no way
we can reschedule, huh?
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Fight your instincts.
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This is a chance for you to
show some real compassion.
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- I need a Zoloft.
- Okay. Okay.
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Well, I agree with all that,
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but I -- I am being nice!
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Okay? I -- I-I-I talked to her.
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I-I asked her if there was
anything I could do to help.
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But I -- I didn't mean it.
Nobody ever means it.
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Mitchell, you want this
growth in your life.
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That's why you asked her.
You're just scared.
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No, no, it was a completely
hollow offer and -196
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yeah, that -- that's right.
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Okay, George and Wendy Hollowoffer.
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Dinner at 7:30.
Okay, bye-bye.
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You need this, and
I need something nice
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to write about you
in our Christmas letter.
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I love you, too. Goodbye.
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So... bad news, huh?
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Well, only if you hate home cooking.
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- You're the best!
- So -205
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I think you got
some of my Zoloft.
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That's okay. I could use it.
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Bark Mitzvah -what a concept.
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Beagles and lox, dog briskets.
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Whoever's in charge
of the wordplay, bravo.
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Is this for dogs or for people?
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I hope it's for people.
I've had four of them.
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- Are you having fun?
- Ay, yes.
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Before today, I had never
seen a gravy fountain.
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Oh, Gumdrop, look!
Stella's here!
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Everybody, let's get a picture.
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Pupparazzi! How great is that?
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Everybody squeeze in.
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Be careful of her cysts.
She'll nip you.
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O-okay.
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Okay, one more.
Doodles blinked.
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Now, really get tight this time.
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No! No, no, no!
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- Enough. Enough.
- Oh, Gloria -- Gloria.
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Gloria, honey, I -- listen.
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I-I know you're not
a dog person.
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- Okay, um...
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In fact, Cam, what are -255
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what are we doing
in the living room, here?
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You know?
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Yeah, oh, you know what?
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We haven't even given Brenda
a tour of our Ga-- uh, garage.
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- Our -- Our garage.
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Oh, no. I don't like garages.
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That's where Doug kept
his precious sailboat.
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No eating on the boat.
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No drinking on the boat.
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All because the one time
I went on the boat, I spilled.
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- Well, guess what. Boats go like this.
- Oh, geez.
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You know?! And I'm like...
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Who -- who loves a thing
more than a person?
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A monster.
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Have we shown you our shed?
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There's a shed.
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He knew what he was getting
into when he married me.
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I'm a little messy.
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Well, guess what, Doug!
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Life's a little messy.
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Okay, my sinuses leak,
my -- my ears run,
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and I have hyperactive
sweat glands, but...
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You know what?
I do need a refill.
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Yeah.
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Well, I'm not surprised.
She's losing a lot of fluids.
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We can work this out!
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I'm -- I'm -- I'm gonna
regret that, aren't I?
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Uh, I was hoping you could
throw this away for me.
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Yeah. Sure.
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So, honey, we've been talking,
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and we want to meet
your boyfriend.
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You just missed him.
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He was here?
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He just left. This is his cup.
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Oh, look at that.
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Oh, it looks like "Alex."
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His name is Alec.
The "C" just got smudged.
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Honey, his name is Alec.
But the "C" got smudged.
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of trying to find a
common interest with you.
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It's hard.
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You don't like golf or scotch
or Eisenhower documentaries.
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It's true. I don't like Ike.
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But the people in this party,
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they are so obsessed with dogs.
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Even the punch bowl was
in the shape of a toilet.
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Well, it's not like Jay
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doesn't get out of his
comfort zone for you.
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He's going to your
green-card picnic tomorrow.
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You're right.
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He even bought star-spangled
sombreros for everybody.
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It's the wrong country.
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He never listens,
but -- but he's sweet.
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You know what?
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I should go back to that party.
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You guys want to come?
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Might as well.
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They had a pretty good
spread at Buster's bris.
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Okay, let's get
this woman into bed
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and, in the morning, out of
the house as fast as we can.
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Honestly, I don't know
how straight guys do it.
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Probably without those
hand gestures.
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So, nice bath?
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Oh, yeah, the best.
I'm so ready for bed.
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Okay. Ooh, by the way,
I left a ring in there.
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Oh, well, we'll get at it with
some bleach in the morning.
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No, no, no, my wedding ring.
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I just don't feel like
wearing it anymore.
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Oh, well, goodbye,
bad memories,
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hello to our guest couch,
the cloud.
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That's a small cloud.
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Oh, you know what? It's deceptively comfy.
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- I sleep on it all the time.
- Oh.
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- Yeah, if I don't beat him to it first.
- Really?
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Oh, okay. All right.
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So, there you are.
371
00:12:49,325 --> 00:12:50,497
Okay. Okay, yeah.
372
00:12:50,498 --> 00:12:52,485
I'm not -- I'm pretty sure
this isn't gonna work.
373
00:12:52,486 --> 00:12:53,726
No, no, this will be fine.
This will be fine.
374
00:12:53,727 --> 00:12:55,516
This is what I always do.
It's not a big deal.
375
00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:57,217
Just make this up nice for you.
376
00:12:57,218 --> 00:12:58,615
There we go. Okay.
377
00:12:58,616 --> 00:12:59,633
See you in the morning.
378
00:12:59,711 --> 00:13:01,425
Yeah, but my -- my head's -379
00:13:01,433 --> 00:13:02,991
- Oh.
- What we were thinking?
380
00:13:02,992 --> 00:13:03,722
- Here. Come on.
- There it is right there.
381
00:13:03,723 --> 00:13:05,692
- There you go. Okay. Night-night.
- Night-night.
382
00:13:05,693 --> 00:13:06,693
Hey, guys.
383
00:13:07,566 --> 00:13:08,711
Here's an idea.
384
00:13:08,712 --> 00:13:11,322
What if I just slept on your
couch in the living room?
385
00:13:17,633 --> 00:13:18,207
I'm shaking.
386
00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:19,496
Why? Problem solved.
387
00:13:19,497 --> 00:13:21,836
No, she's making
401
00:13:56,262 --> 00:13:57,646
I didn't do much. I just -402
00:13:57,647 --> 00:13:58,722
Ruined my plan, that's all.
403
00:13:58,723 --> 00:13:59,648
I wanted her to leave!
404
00:13:59,649 --> 00:14:00,351
What?
405
00:14:00,352 --> 00:14:01,932
She was supposed
to storm out of here.
406
00:14:01,933 --> 00:14:03,916
And after,
I go home and say,
407
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:05,930
"maybe we should do
some things separately."
408
00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:08,160
I was gonna use
her bailing out of this
409
00:14:08,161 --> 00:14:11,065
as a chip to get out of that
stupid picnic tomorrow.
410
00:14:11,066 --> 00:14:12,235
But now I've got no chip.
411
00:14:12,236 --> 00:14:14,087
Hey, how about next time
you devise a plan
412
00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:16,250
to avoid expressing
a feeling, clue me in.
413
00:14:16,251 --> 00:14:18,387
You can't be clued in.
You're a patsy.
414
00:14:18,388 --> 00:14:20,952
Hey, um, there was talk
of an ice-cream bone?
415
00:14:20,953 --> 00:14:23,984
I made that up, too.
Use your head!
416
00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:27,192
Hey, honey, you alone?
417
00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:30,034
Do you see anyone else in here?
418
00:14:30,297 --> 00:14:31,436
Do you?
419
00:14:32,059 --> 00:14:35,223
Sweetheart, your father and I
think we owe you an apology.
420
00:14:35,344 --> 00:14:36,264
For what?
421
00:14:36,285 --> 00:14:37,628
Well, this morning
when we didn't think
422
00:14:37,629 --> 00:14:38,548
the rose could be for you,
423
00:14:38,549 --> 00:14:40,469
it seemed like maybe
it hurt your feelings.
424
00:14:40,470 --> 00:14:41,689
I guess. A little.
425
00:14:41,690 --> 00:14:44,119
I am so sorry
to make you feel bad.
426
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,437
And it is completely believable
427
00:14:45,438 --> 00:14:47,047
454
00:15:32,326 --> 00:15:33,326
Yeah.
455
00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:35,520
Teddy Keyes.
456
00:15:37,445 --> 00:15:39,333
And what do we know
about this young man?
457
00:15:39,334 --> 00:15:41,161
He's new to our school.
458
00:15:41,162 --> 00:15:45,093
He works at some mattress
store -- Mattress King.
459
00:15:45,094 --> 00:15:46,436
And he's a bit of a bad boy.
460
00:15:46,437 --> 00:15:48,326
He had a little problem
with shoplifting.
461
00:15:48,327 --> 00:15:50,110
He spent some time in juvie.
462
00:15:50,111 --> 00:15:51,639
But, you know,
he's not really my type.
463
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:52,486
He's just a rebound.
464
00:15:52,487 --> 00:15:54,152
So I guess it doesn't
really matter.
465
00:15:54,659 --> 00:15:55,958
Why am I even
talking to you guys?
466
00:15:55,959 --> 00:15:57,130
Leave!
467
00:15:58,813 --> 00:15:59,959
Get out!
468
00:16:03,514 --> 00:16:04,747
Did you see the look in her eyes?
469
00:16:04,748 --> 00:16:06,524
Like she believed
everything she was saying.
470
00:16:06,525 --> 00:16:08,701
That's terrifying. Like
this guy I knew in college.
471
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,601
He was always telling me
about these "crazy parties"
472
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:11,383
that were "full of women."
473
00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:12,439
But when I'd ask him
where they were,
474
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,224
he'd give me a fake address.
475
00:16:14,487 --> 00:16:16,280
Makes me wonder what
else she's making up.
476
00:16:16,281 --> 00:16:18,505
I have never met that
girl she tutors in math.
477
00:16:18,506 --> 00:16:19,788
Esther Choi? Me neither.
478
00:16:19,789 --> 00:16:21,131
Because she doesn't exist!
479
00:16:21,132 --> 00:16:22,828
There is not an
Esther Choi on earth
480
00:16:22,829 --> 00:16:23,863
who needs math tutoring.
481
00:16:23,864 --> 00:16:25,241
She needs help, Claire.
482
00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:26,036
What do we do?
483
00:16:26,037 --> 00:16:27,787
I mean, should we send her
back to that therapist?
484
00:16:27,788 --> 00:16:29,061
The one we've never met?
485
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,742
No! Wait!
486
00:16:30,743 --> 00:16:32,089
Don't open it! Move away!
487
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:33,853
It's for me! Move!
488
00:16:37,109 --> 00:16:39,081
Damn. You look hot.
489
00:16:39,543 --> 00:16:40,918
The roses are from you, Teddy?
490
00:16:40,919 --> 00:16:43,399
Yeah, I met a guy in juvie
who works at the cemetery.
491
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,080
They got flowers
all over the place.
492
00:16:45,306 --> 00:16:46,823
Oh, I also got you this.
493
00:16:47,477 --> 00:16:48,835
Sweet. Let's go.
494
00:16:48,836 --> 00:16:49,775
My other one of these cracked,
495
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,119
so you can use this one.
496
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,120
Okay.
497
00:16:53,129 --> 00:16:55,261
Yes! Our little girl isn't crazy!
498
00:16:55,262 --> 00:16:56,244
Teddy's real!
499
00:16:56,245 --> 00:16:58,805
- Real freaky!
- I'm going!
500
00:17:03,187 --> 00:17:04,426
Cam, you're snoring.
501
00:17:04,427 --> 00:17:05,725
What? Sorry.
502
00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:08,761
Was that me?
503
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:10,394
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
504
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,481
What is she doing out here?
505
00:17:12,482 --> 00:17:14,851
- Well she has that restless leg.
- Both of them?
506
00:17:14,852 --> 00:17:16,476
Oh, my gosh,
get the ice cream!
507
00:17:17,608 --> 00:17:18,898
What do we do?
Should we wake her up?
508
00:17:18,899 --> 00:17:20,327
And say what?
509
00:17:20,412 --> 00:17:22,304
"Would you mind terribly
getting off our couch?
510
00:17:22,305 --> 00:17:23,498
You seem to be glazing it."
511
00:17:23,499 --> 00:17:25,026
Do you have a better idea?
512
00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:26,850
Okay, okay,
go around the back.
513
00:17:26,851 --> 00:17:28,401
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
514
00:17:28,774 --> 00:17:30,622
We'll get this underneath her.
515
00:17:30,871 --> 00:17:33,391
Once, I helped a sow give
birth to nine baby piglets
516
00:17:33,392 --> 00:17:34,302
on our living room floor.
517
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,459
Didn't get a drop of
nothin' on the linoleum.
518
00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:38,219
We're gonna get back to why
the sow was in the living room.
519
00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:39,911
Lady Di's wedding.
It was beautiful.
520
00:17:39,912 --> 00:17:40,855
Cam, she's gonna wake up.
521
00:17:40,856 --> 00:17:42,372
Oh, please, she's got
enough pills in her,
522
00:17:42,373 --> 00:17:43,968
she's gonna rattle
like a maraca.
523
00:17:43,969 --> 00:17:44,969
Roll!
524
00:17:46,075 --> 00:17:48,147
Doug, no, I don't wanna.
525
00:17:48,971 --> 00:17:50,180
Okay, okay, what do I do?
What do I do?
526
00:17:50,181 --> 00:17:51,414
You come back around this way.
527
00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:52,643
No, Doug.
528
00:17:52,644 --> 00:17:55,104
Now, what we're gonna do
is I'll push her this way
529
00:17:55,105 --> 00:17:56,242
and pull the blanket.
530
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,946
- Okay, I got to pull her?
- Okay.
531
00:18:00,882 --> 00:18:02,122
I'm losing her. I'm losing her.
532
00:18:04,812 --> 00:18:06,684
This could work, too.
It's fine.
533
00:18:10,782 --> 00:18:12,378
What -- what happened?
534
00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:13,423
You were having
a really bad dream,
535
00:18:13,424 --> 00:18:15,956
602
00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:39,623
I know. I know.
603
00:20:39,624 --> 00:20:40,968
It really makes you
worry about the world
604
00:20:40,969 --> 00:20:42,111
we're sending Lily out into.
605
00:20:42,112 --> 00:20:44,275
Well, there's so much pressure
on girls to be perfect.
606
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:45,340
- You ready?
- Yep.
607
00:20:46,605 --> 00:20:47,326
The thing is, Cam,
608
00:20:47,327 --> 00:20:49,192
all we can do is instill
our beliefs in her
609
00:20:49,193 --> 00:20:51,170
and hope that she
makes good choices.
610
00:20:51,171 --> 00:20:52,063
Calming mister?
611
00:20:52,064 --> 00:20:53,488
It does feel nice
to talk about it.
612
00:20:53,489 --> 00:20:54,984
No, this is a calming mister.
613
00:20:54,985 --> 00:20:56,776
- I just bought this.
- Oh, god, yes.
614
00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:57,776
Let's try it.
615
00:20:57,777 --> 00:21:05,827
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