Josie's on a vacation far away . Come around and talk it over.

So many
things that I wanna say. You know I like my girls a little bit older. I just
wanna use your love tonight. I ain't got many friends left to talk to
.Nowhere to run when I'm in trouble. You know I'd do anything for you.
Stay the night but keep it undercover. I just wanna use your love tonight.
What the hell? Oh, man. Not another one. I shouldn't have been looking
for my ChapStick, buddy.
You're just stunned, I think. Yeah. I mean, you got the wind knocked out of
you.
I did that on a jungle gym. Had the wind knocked out of me too. I'll give
you a couple seconds.You'll be fine. Maybe you just need a little... You
want mouth-to-mouth, man?
Maybe that'll help. I just... I don't want you to bite my mouth. There you
go. That's helping.
Okay, come on.Let's walk it off, man. Get up on all fours. You can...
Attaboy! Run!
Look at you go! There you go! Got a good gait. Yes! Where are my
chicken sandwiches, Larry? Come on, let's go. Somebody get these. Oh,
my God. Tammy, get over here.
You're late again. Do you own a watch much? I know I'm late. A deer
jumped out of nowhere. You look like crud. Oh, my God. Get off the floor.
Tammy, my office. Now.
I'm coming, Keith. God. Tammy, do you know how I got to where I am?
Sucking dick and kissing ass? Excuse me, Keith. We need some more
ketchup.
Okay. English, though, Javier.This is America. - It was English.- That wasn't
English.
- Is that blood? A deer hit my car on the way in. - You should maybe see a
doctor.- No kidding. Okay, thanks, Javier. That's great advice. See you
later.
Tammy, I'm terminating your employment at Topperjack's. You've gotta be
shitting me.
No, I'm terminating your employment. I need your badge. What ba...? You
mean my name tag? - Yes, exactly. I need your badge back.- It's not a
badge. It's a name tag, and you made me buy it with my own money.
That's company policy. I need it back.
Well, I need you to stop sweating through your shirts and grossing
everybody out.
It is hot. And when it's hot, people sweat. - Not like that. Not like that. It's how it is.
- That shit's medical.- Listen! Tammy, you have already been fired. I have
already terminated your employment. You are at least 40 seconds
fired...so please exit the Topperjack's. Fine. You know what? I'm gonna
give you this.- I got it here.
- It's your middle finger.- No. Poom. Read between the lines.

I knew that you were gonna do it, so it's not as good. - I get it, Tammy.Poom. You get that?
- What is that? - A little version of this. Hey, don't let a deer hit you on the
way out.
You dick. You know what? Don't let these ketchup packets get stuck in
your gross armpits.
- You'll have to buy new shirts, you dick.- Those are Topperjack's supplies.
You are no longer an employee of Topperjack's.- Yeah, that shit's
contaminated now!
For overtime due, Keith. Overtime due. - Tammy, just get out. - Enjoy the
special sauce.
Do not touch the Tower Deluxe burgers. Those buns are still good. Just
change the hats.
- Yeah, that's what I thought. - I'm calling the police! Uh, just thought you
should know that the meat here is real shitty. - That's the truth. - That's
not true.
That's not chicken. I don't know what it is, but it's not bird.It's 110
percent chicken.
Bird doesn't come out of squeezy tubes. My gut fear, it's mostly dick and
beak.
- She's disgruntled. - You know what? - Aah, my elbow! Later, loser. A little
help! Come on!
Yeah, karma. Yeah, we'll see. God. Hey, Greg. I'm home. Think your
ringer's off. I've been calling you. That asshole Keith fired me.
Can you believe that shit? Like, who would wanna work there? How much
I feel. Feel for you, baby. What's going on here? Wow, you're home so
early. - I'm sorry you got fired. - Shut up, Missi. Why are you in my house
making my husband dinner?
Uh, actually, I made her dinner. You're gonna get your ass kicked.
You hungry? You wanna eat my fist for din...? I am so sorry, Tammy. You
startled me.
Keep your dirty fingers out of my mouth. You scratched my tongue. I'm
leaving you, Greg.
I'm taking the household money and getting out of here. You have to
cheat with the neighbor? You can forget about me feeding your stupid
cats, Missi.
- I'm divorcing you, and I'm suing you, bitch. - For what? For being an
asshole. That's what I'm suing you for. Why is there only $63 in here,
Greg? Whatever. I'm keeping all of it.
I'm fine. I feel great. Pervs. You two deserve each other. Just don't touch
anything.
And don't let her touch my underwear. You know, you never made me
dinner. Not even once. And it smells really good too. Yeah, I'll see you in
court!
I hope you both choke on your shitty dinner! Missi Jenkins is a whore!
And I kicked her ass! Kicked her stupid ass. Don't call me, Greg, when she
dumps you!

Because I won't call you back! No fucking way! I'm gonna be too busy
fucking models and shit! Mom, open the door! Greg's cheating on me,
Mom. What a jerk, right?
I went home after a shitty day, and Greg and Missi Jenkins...are having,
like, a really romantic dinner at our dining room table. And Greg made it.
Okay, then I'm sorry. That's terrible. I'm not exactly thrilled about it
myself. I just need to borrow your car. Why? Where's yours? Mine is
smoking on Highway 13 because a deer jumped out in front of me. Can I
just have your car so I can get out of this shitty town?
I will drive you to work. I'm not giving you my car. I don't need you to
drive me to work, okay? Keith fired me. Little prick. - Are we really gonna
do this again, Tammy? - What?
Every time something bad happens, you throw a fit...say you're leaving,
you never get
more than 10 miles outside of town...you start feeling sorry for yourself,
and you come back and throw another fit. - That's not true. - It's a
pattern. It's not a pattern.
- It is. - That's not even what a pattern is. A pattern is a thing that comes
in pairs of two.
You just don't know science. A pattern is a series of things or events..
that repeat themselves on and on, sometimes into infinity. That's what a
galaxy is. It's not a pattern.
If you don't wanna help me, just give me the keys to Dad's truck. - No.
Absolutely not. - Fine. Then I'm gonna take Grandma's car. - No, you're
not. She is old and not well. - Then she doesn't need a car. Right? You
answer that. - Don't go. Tammy. - Grandma, I need your car keys. Yep, I
heard everything, and I am ready to go. I'm taking your car. I'm not taking
you. - You're not getting my car unless you take me. - No. - What, you
packed a bag? - Yeah.
Wait a minute. No one is going anywhere. I am. I'm just not taking this
asshole with me.
Hey. You're not exactly my first choice for a traveling companion
either...but you're the best bet I have to get out of this stupid house. I'm
sorry, Deborah, but it is a stupid house. And I hate it. I love you, but I am
not gonna die in this house alone.
You're not gonna die here alone. You're gonna die here with me and Don.
- That's a very shitty thing to say.I meant it in a good way. - What's a good
way? - Oh, my God. Never mind. Your doctor says you have to take it
easy.Dr. Lansing is an imbecile. Do we have a deal? No offense, but no
fucking way. I have $6700 in cash.Bullshit. Prove it.
Yeah. That's gonna do it. - Mom. Tammy. - You snooze, you lose. This is
ridiculous.
Don't call me at 2 a.m. looking for a ride. - Yeah, I won't. - Mom. Please
tell me you have your pills. - Oh, Deborah, unclutch. - Goddamn it. I'm
gonna call Brookview.

- I swear to God. - You do what you need to, baby. Not a good idea.It's a
little swollen. It's okay. What's Brookview? It's an old folks' home. Like a
prison for old people.Horrible place.
I don't know where I'm going. I've always wanted to go to Niagara
Falls.That was a stop sign. Yeah, I'm aware of that. I know that. All right,
do you think we could just try to be pleasant? What do you say? - How
about a beer?- No.- Um, whiskey.- Jesus, no.
You're pregnant. I'm driving a car, Grandma. Do you see what I'm doing?
Just because you can't see through your Magoo goggles...doesn't mean
I'm not doing what I'm doing. All right. I'm sorry. Sorry. You know what?
Screw it. Give me a beer.
Oh. Yes. Okay, here you go. One little beer can't hurt, right? - Lock the
door. - Spin it, spin it, spin it. I got it. I'm sorry you're so tasty, cows. I'm
gonna fuck you up between two sesame buns. Whoa! That's a bump. Aah!
I stuck the landing! You wanna go ride a cow?
- Where the hell are we? - Shh, shh, shh. Come here.
When I was a young girl, I used to feed deer.. right out of my hand at my
grandparents'
cabin. And there was this one deer... Hyah! Hyah! Get out of here!
You never did appreciate nature. Not when it totals my Corolla. How the
hell did we even get in here? - You know what? - What? I think this is some
X-Files shit. - For sure. - I don't know. -You know what? If we die out here,
we're just raccoon food. - It's not funny. I saw that on a show. - Let's go.
Get in the car. We're going home. - Home?
You're always talking about how much you wanna get out of that town...
and we finally are out of it. And then one little thing happens, and you
just wanna just run on back?
I'm not surprised. You always were a quitter.Yeah? Really? Does a quitter
do this?
- Aah! God, I got it stuck. - It's all right. Go ahead. Push. - That's it. Little
bit more.- It's crushing it. - That's okay. Crush it. You got it. - I am not a
quitter! - You're a doer. - I am a doer. That's it. That's it. You got it. You got
it. - Do it. Do it. There you go . I am not a quitter!
Sorry about that! You should wear a helmet. FYI. - "Mark Twan National
Forest."
- Where are we? - We're in Missouri. We went in the wrong direction. And
you do know who Mark Twain is, right? I know who he is. He's a good guy.
- Tammy, listen up.- What?
Well, you're at a crossroads, right? You could change the trajectory of
your whole life.
You've got time. I've got money. You don't wanna go back to that town.
You deserve to have a little fun. There's no alcohol on the dock. It's my
juice.One hand! - Well, that's not safe.- No. I am ripping shit up! Enjoy my
spray! Because I'm spraying you! Slow down!
Look at that. She is so brave. Coming in hot! I am coming in smoking hot!
Might be too hot! Throttle's jammed! Too hot! You scared the shit out of
me. I can't believe this. Aw, shit. I lost my glasses. Shit. Are you kidding?

Forty-eight hundred dollars? Is that your scam? Huh? You like taking
money from little old ladies? You break it, you buy it. You're lucky I don't
call the police. That machine malfunctioned on me. You're gonna be
hearing from my lawyer. All right, just stop it, Tammy. Here you go,
$4800. Don't give him cash. Put it on your card and dispute it later. I do it
all the time. I don't believe in credit cards. Cash is real.
You should be charging shit like crazy, because you're old. - By the time
they come to get it, you might not... - Go in the car. - ...still be here. You
could be dead. - Get in the car.
- I'm trying to help you with your business.- Get in the car. She's an idiot.
Muscle shirts are for muscles. I said I'm sorry about the 4 grand. Four
thousand 800 bucks.
Pay you back. There we go. Thirty bucks of gas, and we won $10. Ooh,
halfsies.
Hey, hang on, I wanna clean out the junk in this...On the floor. Wait a
minute. There's garbage all over the floor. You're taking your old-people
pills and stuff, right?
Yeah. I don't need them, but, um, I'm taking them. Wait a minute, let me
get up all this junk. We should frame this. Okay, come on, get in. - I have
to pee.
- Why didn't you go at the gas station? - I'm gonna pull over. You can go in
the woods.
- Oh, no. No way. So why do you wanna go to Niagara Falls, anyway?
Well, I was supposed to go with my daddy. He was gonna take me when I
was about 8 or 9.
But he got too busy working. And then he got too busy getting sick and
dying.
- So I never did get to see it. - Oh. And now... some 60-odd years later...
I'm gonna get to see Niagara Falls with you, with my granddaughter.Don't
you think
that's pretty special? I think so. Are you sitting on a couch or a toilet?
Because this is like a therapy session. Hey! Come here! Look at this
thing.- Do you believe that? - No.- Right?
It's amazing. America, huh? It says he carved it with a chainsaw.- Do you
believe that?
- I do.I can't believe that's possible. You do that with a chainsaw... and
create that kind
of artwork, the end. You just... I think you should just slam that chainsaw
down and be like:
"Look What I did." Yeah, it's... It's cool. It's okay.- I like it. - "Okay"? It's
majestic.- Heh.
- It's not "okay."I mean, that is super cool. You're just jealous. - Oh, please.
- What've you ever done that's that cool? - Uh...
- Nothing. Short list. I watched Neil Armstrong walk on the moon.
- Wait, on his bike? - That's Lance. I don't care which brother it is. That's
still lame compared to this. Boo. I had a six-month relationship with one of

the Allman Brothers. Right. Yeah, me too. Heh.- Bullshit. - Watch your
language. It happened. Did you really have an
affair with Gregg Allman? No. With Duane. Who? Duane Allman. The
brother.
- Did you at least get to meet Gregg? - Of course. I got to meet him a lot.
I was on the bus for most of their first tour. I have to say that's, like,
one of the coolest things...anyone in our family has ever, ever, ever
done... like, going back to when we were cave people. Probably is,
actually. I never thought of it that way.
I got to run to keep from hidin' - Remember that? - That's good. And I'm
bound to keep on ridin' - And I've got one more - One more. Silver dollar.
And, like, he goes low. I ain't gonna let 'em catch me, no . Go low.
Midnight rider - Get your chin out. You do it...- Rider
- Not, like, in a weird way.- Rider - And I got one more silver dolla - One
more silver dollar
Little lower. You're off. Listen. Let you, no . Not gonna let 'em catch the
midnight rider
- That's it. Better. Better. - Der-ner-ner der-ner-ner, bom . You know, one
time, I got
fingered by Boz Scaggs.No, it's okay. It turns out it wasn't actually Boz
Scaggs.
- It's a good bird. Yeah. Sweetie, it's a great bird. Yes, we're here. We
found it. Yep, we're here. You know what? I can smell it from the parking
lot. I think you're right. She says this is the best BBQ in the city. Then let's
have dinner and get off the phone. Oh, no, sweetie. We can't. Thanks. We already checked in to a hotel. - Give me my phone. Bye.
- We'll see you tomorrow. - Love you. Bye. - Don't hit me.- Give me my
phone.
- We're not going to see Lenore . Because hanging out with an old lesbian
is not my idea of a good time. Oh, don't be silly. She's an amazing
woman.She's remarkable.
She just lives life. She just grabs it by the horns.I mean, you could learn a
lot
from her. If you paid attention.- Are you...? - What?- Don't do that.
What are you, gay for Lenore? You love her so much? She is my cousin.
451
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,420
My God. Would it be so
terrible if I were gay?
452
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:34,700
I don't care if you're gay...
453
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,580

Can we please just stop

talking about your twang?
454
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,003
- I'm very proud of my twang.
- Ugh!
455
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,620
Mm, mm. I am loving
this brisket. How's yours?
456
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,620
It's really good. I love the bark.
457
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,700
- And I would know because I'm a bark shark.
- Mm.
458
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,660
Sittin' on his mama's knee
459
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,580
There are some juicy-looking
gentlemen in here tonight.
460
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,340
- Ha, ha.
- I think we might just get lucky.
461
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,420
- I might.
- You might.
462
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,020
Don't know about you.
It'd show Greg, wouldn't it?
463

00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,740

Yeah.
464
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,580
Ah. You know what?
It's too easy for me.
465
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,180
I mean, I can go out there,
and I can get any guy in this room.
466
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,900
- Really?
- I don't know what it is.
467
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,290
But guys have always been drawn to me.
Kind of like flies on shit.
468
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,520
You might in the future
wanna say "bees to honey."
469
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,610
Why?
470
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,980
What is this power? I would like to
see this power in action right now.
471
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,860
- Yeah? You ready?
- Yes.
472
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,620
All right. You better get a
notebook out and a sharp pen.

473
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,580
- This is gonna be a goddamn clinic.
- I can't wait. You show me, girl.
474
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,620
- Pay attention.
- Uh-huh.
475
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,220
Go ahead.
476
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,643
I got two. I got two.
477
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,809
You wanna buy me a drink
and slide some parts around?
478
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,460
I'm sorry. What?
479
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:06,180
- Like that? Is that what you want?
- I, um...
480
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,091
- What?
- Unh.
481
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,660
Wrong answer.
482
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,403
You wanna buy me some
drinks and get up in this?
483

00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,527

I'm gonna pass, but thanks.
484
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,940
Well, fuck you, and fuck you too.
485
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,602
Poom! Fuckers.
486
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,540
Stupid.
487
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,220
I think they were together.
That must be why.
488
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,900
Oh. Now, that makes sense.
489
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,460
You can't work your
magic on that, right?
490
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,700
I mean, I'm magic, but not...
491
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,340
It's cool. I didn't get...
492
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,340
Hey, I'm cool with
your lifestyle choice.
493
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,660
- Yeah. Gay it up.
- What?

494
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,620
I didn't know.
495
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,860
Here you go.
496
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,900
- Thanks.
- To your honey.
497
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,860
- Oh. Hoo.
- Mm, mm, mm.
498
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,860
Now, let's turn your
honey back to the music.
499
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,860
"Turn my honey."
500
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,460
Mm.
501
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,246
I just got that.
502
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,780
I just got "bees to honey."
503
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,100
It does sound better
than "flies on shit."
504
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:21,020
- Yeah.

- Because "flies on shit" would...

505
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,420
- Mean you're...
- Yeah. All right.
506
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,340
I'm gonna keep that cataloged
because I use that a lot.
507
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,420
- Okay.
- Whoo!
508
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,540
Mm, mm, mm.
509
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,840
I like your hat!
510
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,500
When he was a new baby boy
511
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,780
Sittin' on his mama's knee
512
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,523
He picked up a hammer
And a little piece of steel
513
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,220
Three o'clock.
514
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,940
Got something on the radar at 3...
515

00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,540

That's 9.
516
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,860
- Where are you putting your 12?
- Straight ahead.
517
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,488
Look at 3. Three, 3, 3.
518
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,380
Oh, boy.
519
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,500
He's coming over. He's coming over.
He's coming over.
520
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,420
- All right.
- Hi there.
521
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,780
A little birdie told me you
might need some more beer.
522
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,420
Well, that's one smart little birdie.
523
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,401
You two sisters?
524
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,260
No. She's like 100.
525
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,447
- Ow.
- I'm Earl, and this is my boy.

526
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,620
Howdy. I'm Pearl,
and that's my Tammy.
527
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,300
- Hey.
- Hey.
528
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,380
- Oh. Good grip. Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
529
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,900
What's your name, Good Grip?
530
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,940
- I'm Bobby Tillman.
- Yeah, you are. Huh.
531
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,700
Yeah, I am.
532
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,486
Yeah, you are.
533
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,660
What do you do for a living?
534
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,500
I run my dad's farm.
535
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,020
- Cool.
- Right.
536

00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,620

Hey, Connie, can you bring
some shooters over here?
537
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,202
This lady would like
to get intoxicated.
538
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,451
- That'll work, won't it?
- Oh.
539
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,860
So farm, huh?
540
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,420
Yep.
541
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,220
- Dancing juice. That's what we need.
- Thank you.
542
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:11,088
Hey, babe, here I am
I'm a man on the scene
543
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,980
I can give you what you want
But you've got to come home with me
544
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:19,220
I have got some good old lovin'
And I got some more in store
545
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:23,300
When I get through throwin' it on you
You've got to come back for more

546
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:27,580
Boys and things that come by the dozen
That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin'
547
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,220
Hey, little thing, let me light your candle
'Cause, Mama, I'm so hard to handle, now
548
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,688
- It gets around
- Whoo!
549
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,846
All right.
550
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,500
Ha-ha-ha. All right. Thank you very much.
We're gonna take a little break.
551
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,740
One more time!
552
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,780
That was amazing.
553
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,220
Whoo!
554
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,420
We gotta take a break!
555
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,140
Whoo!
556
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,380
Oh, my God.

557
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,900
Ha, ha. Oh!
558
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,129
You need a cool-off. Right?
559
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,780
I am so sweaty. I was
ripping it up out there.
560
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,940
Everybody was kind of really
just working as a unit.
561
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,900
I kept calling you in.
Did you see me?
562
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,860
- You looked great out there. Yeah.
- Oh.
563
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,580
- Well, I can move.
- Yeah.
564
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,969
Ha, ha. You're so bad.
565
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,300
- Dad.
- Mm? What? What?
566
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,780
Don't you think it's time to go?

567
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,140
Well, look, Bobby,
let's not be rude, okay?
568
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,130
I haven't finished my drink yet.
569
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,220
Now that's gonna take
a little bit of time.
570
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,860
I'm going to the bathroom.
571
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,060
When I come back, we're leaving.
I don't care if you finish your drink.
572
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,460
Ooh.
573
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,980
I'm gonna go pick up that
hint he just dropped.
574
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,963
Hey, is this the bathroom line?
575
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,500
Um, what are you doing?
576
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,162
Just wondering where
your wife is tonight.
577
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,563

- I'm not married.

- Let's light this candle.
578
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,820
Whoa. Okay. All right. Come on. I do
not want your tongue in my mouth.
579
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,260
Then where do you want it, man?
580
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,060
No, I'm gonna go to
the bathroom. You just...
581
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:21,131
- You're welcome.
- Okay.
582
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,802
Not a chance.
583
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,849
Good set, man.
584
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,100
Thanks a lot.
585
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,100
Just ditching me in there.
586
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,940
Can't find my grandma anywhere.
Do you know where she is?
587
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,180
I do, unfortunately.

588
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,365
Oh! God! Hey!
589
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,980
- Just go away. We're fine.
- God.
590
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,740
I think she took my keys.
591
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,811
Did you take my keys, Grandma?
Are you kidding me?
592
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,500
Come on.
593
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,340
Dad. Cut it... Oh, man.
594
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,660
- Ee!
- Oh, my God.
595
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,891
- Oh!
- I don't wanna know what that was.
596
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,561
Ugh.
597
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,060
That's a shitty way to end the night.
598
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,005
You're telling me.

599
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:21,723
Sorry I, you know, made that...
600
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,129
little pass at you...
601
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,321
- ...in there.
- "Little pass"?
602
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,180
- Tsk.
- That was kind of aggressive.
603
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,860
Damn it, I'm saying I'm sorry.
604
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,820
No, it's okay. I was flattered.
It was just surprising.
605
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,606
You know.
606
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,020
Honestly, for the night as a whole...
607
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,729
it wasn't the worst
thing that happened.
608
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,530
Do I say "thank you" to that?
609
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,220

- Yeah, there's a compliment in there.

- In there somewhere.
610
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,846
Oh, God. Don't look.
611
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,300
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
- I just told you not to look. Why did you look?
612
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,620
I tried to save you from that.
613
00:34:55,720 --> 00:35:00,205
Because by saying it,
it's like an invitation to look.
614
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,340
It's like if somebody says,
"Does this smell weird to you?"...
615
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,020
and they put it out,
you lean in and you smell it.
616
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,340
You don't smell it.
617
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,780
But you do. You lean
in and you smell it.
618
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,580
I would not smell something if
somebody told me not to smell it.
619
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,900

- I can guarantee you that.

- I don't think that's true.
620
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,420
- Dad. All right, enough!
- We're only at first base.
621
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,420
Oh, boy, here comes second.
622
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,764
Dad, this is not fair to Mom.
Come on, man.
623
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,460
- "Mom"?
- It's complicated.
624
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,380
Yeah, you think? I think so.
625
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,380
- Hey, Grandma!
- Sorry, nobody's home.
626
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,380
- That asshole is married!
- Come on, Dad.
627
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,724
- He's married!
- Sorry, darling, the inn is closed.
628
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,500
I'm sorry, but he is an asshole.
629
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,900

I agree. He's a little bit

of an asshole. I can't...
630
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,380
Will you do me a favor?
631
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,900
My mom is home alone and she's sick,
and I need to get back with her.
632
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:53,121
So do you have like a pen or
something I could borrow real quick?
633
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,967
Yeah, I think so.
634
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,340
All right. Look. If they come out
of there at a certain point...
635
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,820
just give me a call and
I'll come pick him up.
636
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,660
Here.
637
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,650
Thank you.
638
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,681
I knew you were into me.
639
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,171
I got your digits.

640
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,460
Sorry, that was stupid.
That was dumb.
641
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:15,940
All right, Tammy.
642
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,300
Thanks for holding down the fort.
I appreciate it.
643
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,406
Yeah, I'll watch him.
644
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,860
Appreciate it.
645
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,340
- Thanks.
- Good luck.
646
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,207
Thanks. Bye, Bobby.
647
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,460
Bye.
648
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,060
Oh! Yes, Earl.
649
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,500
You know who she fucked?
Duane Allman.
650
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,940
Yeah, she fucked the

wrong Allman Brother.

651
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,100
Enjoy that.
652
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:49,060
- It's 119, Grandma. I said it. 119, 119.
- 119. 119.
653
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,500
Could you not do...?
Can I just have my shit back?
654
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:55,500
No, no. Come on. A gentleman
always carries a lady's things.
655
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,380
- Oh, bingo. 119. You're right. 119.
- Yeah, great.
656
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,540
So you wanna come in for, um...
657
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,660
- ...some color TV or sex?
- Yeah. Mm.
658
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:09,060
No. We had a deal.
659
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,820
Yeah. Bullshit.
Don't you dare. Don't you dare.
660
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,300
You are too old to be this strong.

661
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,980
Open this door, Grandma. Goddamn it.
662
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,660
Hey, Tammy.
663
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,460
- We need some ice, baby. Okay?
- Yeah. Fuck you, Earl.
664
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,660
- Fuck you.
- Aw. Ow.
665
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,003
- Come on.
- Oh. Aah!
666
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,440
Oh, shit.
667
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,180
I gotta...
668
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,569
I gotta pee.
669
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,881
All right. Let's go for B2.
670
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,140
You piece of shit.
671
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,287
I paid for you.

672
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,766
Come on, you tasty motherfucker.
673
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,420
Yeah, now who wins?
674
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,160
Me.
675
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,925
Tammy?
676
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,801
Hey, Tammy.
677
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,611
Tammy.
678
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,243
Tammy, what are you doing out here?
679
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,700
Oh.
680
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,123
They wouldn't let me in the room.
681
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,089
You slept outside?
682
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,060
Oh, my God. Here, let me
help you up. Come here.
683

00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,820

- Thanks.
- Yeah. Of course.
684
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,845
Oh. You're all dirty.
685
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,571
She took my keys...
686
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,380
and I just didn't want them driving
off and doing something stupid.
687
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,201
That's why I gave you my number.
You should have called me.
688
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,020
Oh, I didn't think you meant that.
689
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:21,491
I said it. I meant it. Okay?
690
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,540
All right, Dad, come on. We gotta go.
691
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,180
I'm sorry about all this.
692
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,940
Well, I mean, you didn't do it.
693
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,140
I'm the one who's supposed to
be keeping him out of trouble.

694
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:34,540
I don't think you're very good at it.
695
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:40,001
- Ha, ha. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm tired.
- No, I think you might be right.
696
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,180
Oh, God.
697
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,420
Tammy, what are you doing out here?
698
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,968
All right. Let's go, boy.
699
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,567
Dad. Truck's this way.
700
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,564
Gotcha.
701
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,489
- Well...
- Well.
702
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,324
I guess this is goodbye again.
703
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,180
Yep.
704
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,967
I'll take care of that one.
You take care of that one?

705
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,524
Okay.
706
00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:16,530
- See you, Bobby.
- See you, Tammy.
707
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,407
Thanks again.
708
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,845
Yep.
709
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:45,480
- Get that out of your way. Sure.
- I am so hungry. Thank you. Mm.
710
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:49,780
It's been such a long time since
I've had a good servicing.
711
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,740
You know what I mean? Ha, ha.
712
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,811
Pass me the ketchup. Please.
713
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:58,206
You know, I didn't bring you
on this trip to babysit you.
714
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,180
You are on this trip because of me.
715
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:05,140
Because of my car and my money. What's

left of it. So you just watch your mouth.

716
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:08,780
Yeah, I'm too busy watching you screw
crusty old men in dirty hotel rooms.
717
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:12,180
Oh, God, here we go. You gonna
blame me for everything, like always?
718
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,380
I do. I blame you for shoving me
out of a hotel room last night...
719
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,260
and letting me sleep
outside like a dog.
720
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,420
You're on your second Bloody Mary.
It's not even 10 a.m.
721
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,260
This is vegetables.
722
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:26,700
I blame you for packing up your shit and making
me come home from school when I was 10...
723
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,660
and finding an empty room,
that's what I blame you for.
724
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:33,460
You know how shitty that was for
a little kid? You left me all alone.
725

00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,180

- Your parents were there.
- It's not the same.
726
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,967
You were my best friend,
and you just left me.
727
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,980
I'm probably gonna need a tetanus shot
because I got nipped by a raccoon last night.
728
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,900
All right. Tammy, I know I've done
some wrong things in my life...
729
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,540
but you don't know everything.
730
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,620
I know I don't need you,
and I don't need your money.
731
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,700
- But I'm gonna take your car.
- What?
732
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,740
- Let's see how you like getting left.
- Don't you leave me here.
733
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,020
You cannot leave me here.
You come back here.
734
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,340
All right, now sit down.

735
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,491
Anybody wanna screw my grandma?
Just get her a drink.
736
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,900
- Hi, Mom.
- Tammy, put Grandma on.
737
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,100
Uh, she's in the bathroom right now.
738
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,180
Tammy, she left all
of her pills here.
739
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,820
High blood pressure, heart,
everything. She's diabetic.
740
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,580
She cannot go unmedicated.
741
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,340
Do you understand what I'm saying?
742
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,300
- I get that.
- Listen to me.
743
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,007
She thinks she can handle it,
but she can't.
744
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,740
- Tammy.
- Yeah, I know she can't.

745
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,180
- Bye, Mom.
- I don't think you do, because you...
746
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,820
Tammy. Don?
747
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,970
Shit.
748
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,609
You gotta be kidding me.
749
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,020
One. Two.
750
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,648
One.
751
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,681
- Two.
- I told you you can't drink in here.
752
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:43,100
- One. Two.
- I'm calling the cops.
753
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,660
- You don't have to call the cops. I got her.
- Oh. Well.
754
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,400
Look who came back.
755
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,180
Yeah. I came back.

756
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,180
- You did it, huh?
- What?
757
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,740
Drunk by 11.
758
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:59,005
Mm. Ah. What do I win?
759
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,491
Car ride with me.
760
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,740
Come on. I'm pretty
sure you've had enough.
761
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,220
You know, this is real cherry.
762
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,020
And guess what my secret
ingredient is. Try some.
763
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,580
Is it whiskey?
764
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,500
No. It's whiskey. Ha-ha-ha.
765
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,540
- All right. Let me just...
- No.
766
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,220

- Let's go.
- This is mine.
767
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,260
- I need my beer.
- You got beer?
768
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:22,820
Yeah. I got beer.
769
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,820
- They're still in the store.
- Bye.
770
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,580
Okay, we're leaving right now.
771
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:30,607
- Just get the drunk out of here.
- You know what?
772
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,660
- All right. Watch it.
- Oh, hey.
773
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,340
- Hi. Thanks for the beer.
- What?
774
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,420
Yeah, nice try.
I'm not buying you beer.
775
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:42,420
No, you don't have to. I already bought it
for them because these are my new friends.
776

00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,260

This is Jesse. And the girl.
777
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,380
And we have an arrangement...
778
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,885
where I'm getting them the beer, and
they're gonna give me a ride out of here.
779
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,980
How? On their bikes?
780
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,820
The fucking old lady promised
us a beer, so give it to me.
781
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,420
Don't swear in front of my
grandma, you piece of shit.
782
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,380
Hey, you're being a real bitch, lady.
783
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,060
Don't say "lady." I'm not
that much older than you.
784
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,740
What do you care? If you don't give
us beer, we're gonna turn to drugs...
785
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:12,820
I hope you do drugs. I want you to do
bath salts and then eat her face off.
786
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,380

- Just give it to me.

- No!
787
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,900
- I'll take that.
- Cool it, Jesse.
788
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,300
Don't shake the beer. It's gonna explode.
I thought you were cool. Stop it, Jesse.
789
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,340
- I'm not afraid to hit a girl.
- Neither am I.
790
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:28,407
Get off me! Get off me,
you fucking rat!
791
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:30,380
Yeah, nice jeans shorts.
792
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,420
Oh, fuck. The cops!
793
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,220
Hey!
794
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,371
Don't. That's my grandma's beer!
795
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,731
Oh, God. I'm sorry!
796
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,660
- I'm sorry. That...
- Uh-uh.

797
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,260
Put your hands up.
798
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,940
All right. All right.
799
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:54,001
Get your hands up.
800
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:59,086
Two pens. One half-eaten Roles.
One lighter.
801
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,500
Hairbrush. One necklace.
802
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,980
Two bags of trail mix.
803
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,260
Forty-two dollars and...
804
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,220
10, 20...
805
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,644
23 cents. Sign here.
806
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,011
Yeah.
807
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,500
- What are you doing?
- You were snoring and then you stopped.

808
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,460
I just wanted to check and see
if you were still breathing.
809
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,060
I'm sorry.
810
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,780
Well, keep your fingers
out of my nose.
811
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:47,523
No, I mean I'm sorry
for landing us in here.
812
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,660
Well, it's not like you're the
worst person in the world.
813
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,561
I mean, you're close, but...
814
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,171
I cheated on Greg.
815
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,044
With the ice-cream man.
816
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:12,260
You had intercourse
with Jerry Miller?
817
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,620
No. I didn't do it With him.
818
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:17,805

I just let him play with my boobs.

819
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,081
You didn't do it for the
free ice cream, did you?
820
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,045
Not at first.
821
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,460
I don't know why I did it.
822
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,780
I think at first,
I just wanted attention...
823
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,601
and then I kind of got
hooked on Klondikes.
824
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,850
I don't know.
825
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,881
Maybe I'm the worst
person in the world.
826
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,804
Oh, I don't think that.
827
00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:46,849
What's worse than Jerry Miller?
828
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,060
I tried to sleep with your father.
829

00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,700

What?
830
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,487
I tried to sleep with your father.
831
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,540
Ew.
832
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,940
Nothing happened.
Don was a perfect gentleman.
833
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:06,206
He put me back to bed before your mother
got home. Nothing happened. Nothing.
834
00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:11,660
Look, I was not in my right mind for
many years because of the drinking...
835
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,500
and when I realized that I'd
stepped over the line...
836
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:19,500
where I was actually thinking of sleeping
with my own daughter's husband...
837
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:24,608
well, then I just didn't know
what could happen and...
838
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,329
That's why I left.
839
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,420

Oh, my God.
840
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,380
- Grandma.
- No, don't. Ow. They're fine.
841
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,700
- My God, they look really bad.
- They're fine.
842
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,540
- Tammy Banks?
- Yeah.
843
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:46,020
- Let's go. Bail's been posted.
- Okay. Let's go.
844
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:50,220
Yeah. I bailed you out, but I'm
gonna stay a little bit longer.
845
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,404
Just there's a little, um...
846
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,660
small glitch.
847
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,605
Let's go.
848
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,140
We're charging her with
possession of oxycodone.
849
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:03,100
Well, she's got prescriptions

for everything. She's old.

850
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,620
She had 32 oxycodone pills,
and they were not prescribed to her.
851
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:09,043
Judge set her bail at $3000.
852
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,980
We don't have that kind of money.
Jesus, she needs to get out of there now.
853
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,100
You know she's got diabetes
and probably tons of other shit.
854
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,900
I've got diabetes.
Glen's got diabetes.
855
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,300
Diabetes is a very
manageable condition.
856
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:25,460
I don't give a fuck about Glen.
I'm sorry. I don't. I don't know you.
857
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,660
My grandma needs to
get out of there now.
858
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,685
Then you better get $3000.
859
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,849

- How am I supposed to do that?

- It's not my problem, lady.
860
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,420
- Yeah, thanks a lot.
- You're welcome.
861
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,460
- I didn't mean "thank you."
- I didn't mean "you're welcome."
862
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,964
You're done here.
You better leave while you can.
863
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,980
- Yeah, she did. Yes.
- She did?
864
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,260
- Hello?
- Hey, it's me.
865
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,140
Do we have, like, a Christmas account
or a savings account with...?
866
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,726
Is she there?
867
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,890
Uh, yeah.
868
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,289
Okay, bye.
869
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,340

How much?
870
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,820
- Sixteen hundred dollars.
- What?
871
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,420
No, I'm not gonna fund
your spring break.
872
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,420
Why hasn't your grandma
called me back?
873
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,340
Could you just trust
me for once, okay?
874
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,260
Can I just have the money?
875
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,060
What's wrong? Is it Grandma?
876
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:48,180
- No. I told you she was fine.
- Oh, God.
877
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:49,980
I told you this was a bad idea.
878
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,900
But you didn't wanna listen to me.
I hate to say it, but...
879
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,540
I told you so.

880
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,340
I know you're right. But I
know how to fix this now.
881
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,500
How are you gonna fix it?
882
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,140
Hello? Tammy? Tammy?
883
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:06,644
I gotta go. I know what I'm gonna do.
884
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,049
I can do this.
885
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,180
Be a bad-ass.
886
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,604
I am a bad-ass. I'm a bad-ass.
887
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,247
Aah. My finger.
888
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:28,970
Freeze. Nobody move.
889
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,300
- Shit. Don't move.
- Okay.
890
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,961
Don't move.

891
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,449
Unh. Dang it.
892
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,928
Don't even think about it.
893
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:48,020
I'm gonna need you to
put all the cash in a bag.
894
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,780
- Okay.
- Hey, you. Get out here.
895
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,020
Keep your hands where I can see them.
896
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,580
Hey, just make it...
I only need 1600, really.
897
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,620
- You don't want all of it?
- No, just 1600.
898
00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:01,380
My grandma's still got 1400.
899
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,740
- Just make it 1650. Round up.
- Okay.
900
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,940
You, give me some pies.
Give me some of the good pies. Hey!
901

00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,340

- What?
- Jesus.
902
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,780
I said, give me some of those pies.
903
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:15,020
Take them from the back so they're fresh.
All right, you, go to the other register.
904
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,060
- Get the higher bills. Go.
- Okay, okay.
905
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:18,740
Reach to the back, man.
906
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,322
Don't give me shitty pies.
You'll regret it.
907
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,122
No screwing around.
908
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,900
I got you both covered. All right?
909
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:31,220
But excuse me.
That's your finger, though.
910
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,500
Is it? Is that just my finger?
911
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,620
I'm not sure. Is it?

912
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:37,980
Shut up.
913
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:41,020
I would... For your
own sake, don't get sassy.
914
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,060
- Okay. Sorry. Yeah.
- Okay?
915
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,020
- Just get pie. You want some pies?
- I like pie.
916
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,820
Well, get a pie out for
you, get a pie out for...
917
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:52,300
If you change your attitude,
I'd like to give you some pies. On me.
918
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,340
No, thanks. I don't care for them.
919
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,180
Goddamn it. What did
we just talk about?
920
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,620
I have a gun on you.
I offered you pie.
921
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:02,380
He likes pies.

He's got a gun to his face.

922
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:06,020
Anything I say, he's gonna like.
I ask you. You want some pies?
923
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,980
I like pies.
924
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,140
Come on, that's what
I'm talking about.
925
00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:12,380
I feel like we're
getting somewhere...
926
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,780
and under different circumstances
this would probably work out.
927
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,740
We'd probably be, you know, good pals.
Like, see movies and, you know.
928
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,140
- Yeah.
- Like, find a hot tub or...
929
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,563
I have one at my apartment complex.
930
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,300
Oh, man.
931
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,500
Okay. That would be...

932
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:31,731
Fingers crossed we meet up again.
933
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,620
- Yeah.
- All right.
934
00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:35,900
Put a stack of pies
for her, a stack for me.
935
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,860
- I think this is all of it.
- Just get over there.
936
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,647
- Go. Don't walk right toward the gun.
- Sorry.
937
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,540
Put pies in there. Put them in.
938
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,740
Don't creep up on me like that.
939
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:47,620
Larry, seriously.
940
00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:49,900
- You like apple?
- I do like apple.
941
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,580
But don't make me... I don't wanna
have to choose between you.

942
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,180
Choose Larry.
943
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:59,140
Larry, she's telling
me to take you out.
944
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,740
It's just, you're so
much older, you know?
945
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,380
- Oh, my gosh.
- I'm a veteran.
946
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,020
- That's amazing.
- Yeah.
947
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,260
I'm gonna have to
put you in the cooler.
948
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,540
Come on, let's go.
Today. Get your pies.
949
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:12,900
Let's go.
950
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,927
Larry, it's a real honor.
I wanna thank you for your service.
951
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:18,500
Here.

952
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,980
Don't know if it's a blanket or
a towel, but it'll keep you warm.
953
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:26,405
I'll call the cops in 10 minutes
and let them know you're in here.
954
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,885
Damn it.
955
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:39,330
Shit. Come on.
956
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,804
Oh...
957
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,810
Come on.
958
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:17,380
Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
959
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:18,980
Oh.
960
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,300
Ow.
961
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,100
Where do I go to bail somebody out?
962
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:34,806
- Name?
- Tammy?

963
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,850
- Where have you been?
- What?
964
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,420
- Uh, never mind. Yeah.
- Okay.
965
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:44,001
Let's go.
966
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:49,700
- Well, slow down, slow down.
- Okay, I'm sorry. Okay?
967
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,220
How did you even get out?
968
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:52,500
Well, I called Earl...
969
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:56,460
and he very generously had Bobby
wire the bail money to the station.
970
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,610
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
971
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:03,380
What are you doing with oxy?
I mean, whose pills are those?
972
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:06,580
Well, they're mine.
My foot was hurting...

973
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:11,340
and my pills weren't working, so I
asked the Robinson boy if he had any.
974
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,980
- Eugene? Eugene's a drug dealer.
- Uh-huh.
975
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,740
Oh, no.
976
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:19,580
Yeah, he stands on the street and
sells drugs in little sandwich bags.
977
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:22,020
- Did you think he was a pharmacist?
- He's organized.
978
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:23,700
Yeah, so was Hitler.
979
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,220
--courthouse grounds over
the next two years...
980
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,300
and upgrade those grounds throughout.
981
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,580
In other news, there was a robbery
at the Oaktree Topperjack's.
982
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:35,620
Two employees were held at gunpoint.
Michelle Li joining us live at the scene.

983
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:36,780
Oh, shit.
984
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:40,940
Authorities are describing this
person as 5'2", white, female.
985
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:45,540
The robber had a navy T-shirt featuring
a bear with "Mahalo" written on it.
986
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,460
The robber was last seen driving...
987
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,460
an older-model Cadillac,
hauling a Jet Ski.
988
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,060
The suspect made off with $1600...
989
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:56,325
- That's quite a coincidence. Huh?
- ...and 13 signature pies.
990
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,580
Yeah, and she was super bossy.
991
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:03,340
But she did give us pies,
so that was cool.
992
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,490
We're certainly glad
that you're sa...
993

00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,140

What have you done?
994
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:12,610
Sit down. Right now. Sit down.
995
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,564
Well?
996
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,340
- Well, your feet were really puffy...
- Yeah.
997
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:23,060
...and they looked really messed up.
998
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:27,724
I didn't know how else to
get that kind of money.
999
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,460
And I was afraid if I didn't
get you out of there...
1000
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:34,726
something bad was
gonna happen to you.
1001
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:39,450
And I just always screw stuff up,
and I didn't wanna...
1002
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,220
- I didn't wanna screw that up.
- Oh, sweetie.
1003
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,140

My sweet, sweet, sweet girl. Oh.

1004
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,005
I'm sorry.
1005
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,620
Look at me. You have to
take that money back.
1006
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:58,408
If you don't take it back,
I'm gonna turn you in myself.
1007
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,321
You gotta take the money back.
1008
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,689
You gotta take the pies back.
1009
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:07,820
All right?
1010
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,980
I can't really take
all the pies back.
1011
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,740
Why not?
1012
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,420
Oh, okay.
1013
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:17,208
- I kind of got into them.
- Okay.
1014

00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:21,008

You're more bad-ass
than I ever thought.
1015
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,580
I think you take after
your grandma after all.
1016
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:27,570
Hmm?
1017
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,660
All right.
1018
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:31,260
- We'll fix it tomorrow.
- Yeah.
1019
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,489
We'll fix it.
1020
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,140
- I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
1021
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,220
- I'm not wearing it.
- I just made it for you.
1022
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:44,260
It's full of grease. Look at this.
1023
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:48,460
- Can you put it on before someone sees us?
- You realize how much it clogs your veins...
1024
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,780

- Put it on. You're killing me.

- All right.
1025
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,740
You have to argue about everything.
1026
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,368
Oh, that's kind of calming, actually.
1027
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,940
Just throw the money through the
window and we'll get out of here.
1028
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,569
All right. Fine. Here we go.
1029
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:11,100
- Oh, God. No, I'm returning it.
- She's returning the money.
1030
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,340
- I'm returning the money to you.
- I'm calling the police.
1031
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:17,060
Oh, no. We're gonna need more pies.
1032
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,820
I'm not robbing you.
I'm giving it back.
1033
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,740
God, stop freaking out. Stop crying.
1034
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,500
I'm returning this to you.

1035
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:29,561
Listen carefully.
Keep the car running.
1036
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,620
No, just relax. It's okay.
Everything's normal. It's cool.
1037
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:41,180
My, uh, bandit partner, she just
accidentally robbed you last night.
1038
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,740
She didn't really mean it.
1039
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,460
And here's the money back.
No hard feelings.
1040
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:47,166
Are you the grandma?
1041
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,180
Look right here.
1042
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:54,889
None of this happened.
None of this happened.
1043
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:58,980
Just relax. None of this happened.
1044
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,940
Oh. What are you doing?
1045
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:03,900

You said "Come a-running."

I said "Keep the car running."
1046
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,940
- You need to be more articulate.
- I have a bag on my head.
1047
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:10,660
And by the way, why does mine have no
expression and yours has a smiley face?
1048
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,980
It's not smiling.
I'm showing tiger teeth.
1049
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,340
Oh, I thought it was a
mustache and a smile.
1050
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,140
- Just go. Go, go.
- Come on, let's get out of here.
1051
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:20,722
Don't be a hero!
1052
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:24,340
- Hey.
- Hey. Where's Larry?
1053
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:27,900
- He has the day off. He's pretty shaken up.
- Oh.
1054
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,300
Just tell him hi.
1055

01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:30,881

Okay.
1056
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:35,180
Watch the curb, watch the curb.
1057
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:40,100
Oh, Jesus, she's crying up a storm.
Somebody go hug her.
1058
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,940
It's okay, Kathleen.
1059
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,329
Oh, my God! Ha-ha-ha.
1060
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:54,980
Niagara Falls, here we come!
1061
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:58,700
Not in this car. We're gonna go
down straight and then take a right.
1062
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,884
- What?
- Yeah.
1063
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,860
Oh, Lenore.
1064
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,660
- Hey.
- Hey. It's been too long.
1065
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:20,900
Too long. Sweetie, you look so great.

1066
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,900
Aw. It's great to see you.
1067
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,700
- Come here.
- Aw. Is this little Tammy?
1068
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,220
Look at you.
1069
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:34,220
Oh. Darling, last time I saw you,
you were knee-high to a grasshopper.
1070
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,940
- Yeah, I'm taller.
- Yes, you are.
1071
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,100
- You don't remember me, do you?
- No, I do.
1072
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,500
- You wanna see some ID? Family album?
- Ha, ha.
1073
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,540
- She got a sense of humor?
- Yes. Sometimes.
1074
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,420
- Oh, darling. How's your mom?
- Good, I think.
1075
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:49,460
You know, not real thrilled
with us at the moment.

1076
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:51,420
Yeah, Pearly filled me in.
1077
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,380
You knocked over a Topperjack's?
1078
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,940
- Grandma.
- Lenore's cool.
1079
01:02:57,040 --> 01:03:00,046
That the vehicle you
perpetrated your crime with?
1080
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:01,900
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1081
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,260
This is what we're gonna do.
Get in there and take everything out.
1082
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,980
Clean everything out of it,
all the evidence, okay?
1083
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:09,340
You're on the lam.
1084
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:12,260
You're a fugitive from justice.
Think about it that way.
1085
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,300
- Jesus.
- And we'll pull that trailer off.

1086
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:17,580
- And I'll pop those plates, okay?
- Okay, what do you want me to do?
1087
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:21,460
Oh, honey, why don't you hunker on back
down there in that RV, put your feet up?
1088
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,500
- I got this covered.
- Okay.
1089
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,740
- Alrighty.
- All right.
1090
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:27,241
Ow.
1091
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,260
Four dollars a gallon.
1092
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,460
Thanks, Obamacare. Ugh.
1093
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:37,260
- I don't think this is such a good idea.
- I do.
1094
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,860
You wanna go to prison
for robbing a store?
1095
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:42,260
Well, I returned the money.

1096
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,060
Well, I'm not a lawyer...
1097
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:47,860
but I don't think you want the
police getting ahold of this car.
1098
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,684
Shit.
1099
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,340
I wouldn't stand there if I was you.
1100
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,460
Oh, man.
1101
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:03,820
Oh, my God.
1102
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,288
- Buckle up.
- Oh, my God.
1103
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,089
Oh, holy shit.
1104
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:43,282
Oh, I am so happy
every time I come here.
1105
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,100
Susanne.
1106
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,660
- Hi.
- Hi, Pearly.

1107
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,340
Oh, it's so good to see you.
1108
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:52,140
So good to see you.
1109
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:53,340
Isn't that precious?
1110
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:54,500
Yes, I do remember you.
1111
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:56,500
Hey, Tammy.
I haven't seen you in ages.
1112
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,540
- Welcome, welcome.
- Thanks.
1113
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:02,140
- Holy shit, you guys are loaded.
- Tammy, that is so rude.
1114
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:05,860
Oh, what? This is like
Falcon Crest shit and stuff.
1115
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:07,780
I thought you owned a pet food store.
1116
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:09,980
Yeah, well, I own 22 of them.
1117
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:11,300

- No.
- Yeah.
1118
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:14,780
- Wasn't it, like, Martha's or Mabel's?
- Merlin's.
1119
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,380
- Why Merlin's?
- Because I dig wizards, man.
1120
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,380
- Oh, my God, I do too. I love wizards.
- Get out of town.
1121
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:23,460
I like them because they can
blow shit up with their fingers.
1122
01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:27,140
Tammy, have you ever been to
a lesbian Fourth of July party?
1123
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:30,530
- Not that I know of.
- Well, they are fun. Come on, Penny.
1124
01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:34,180
So let's hear this again.
I'm fascinated.
1125
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:35,900
I just... I meant it...
1126
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,820
I meant it as a compliment.
I said you were super hot.

1127
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,700
You know what I mean.
1128
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,900
When I think of what
a lesbian looks like...
1129
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:47,529
- I think of somebody who looks more like...
- Like me?
1130
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:51,340
- Ha, ha.
- Personally, I prefer the term "labisian."
1131
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,540
- We should talk about that shirt.
- Yeah, okay.
1132
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,820
- I love this shirt.
- I know, but it's time to give it a little break.
1133
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:02,140
- What are we gonna do for the party?
- Please don't wear that shirt to the party.
1134
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:03,980
Uh-oh. You're gonna doll me up...
1135
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:07,580
and then I'm gonna have to be beating
the ladies off with a lesbian stick.
1136
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:15,249
This is the time

1137
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:19,243
This is the time
Now it's time to go
1138
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:24,060
Mm. There you are. Look at you.
Oh, my gosh. Wow.
1139
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:26,660
You look so softened.
1140
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:30,540
Oh. I don't know. Susanne made
me put on Lenore's shirt.
1141
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:33,100
It actually looks
better on you than her.
1142
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:36,046
Look at you. Oh, my gosh.
1143
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,445
So nice.
1144
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:40,780
Well, thanks.
1145
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:42,500
Hey, I don't wanna be a bummer...
1146
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:45,980
but I just wanna say something
in a super-loving way...
1147
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,448

but could you not get

shithouse tonight?
1148
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:53,367
Oh. Sure. Easy-peasy.
1149
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,420
- I mean it.
- Okay.
1150
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:58,460
- So you wanna dance?
- No, they'll probably think we're a couple.
1151
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,100
- Oh, it's too late for that. Ha, ha. Come on.
- Ha, ha.
1152
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,460
- Look at you. I love it.
- Really?
1153
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,020
I can't do nothin, girl
Without somebody gawkin'
1154
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:15,220
I used to think that it was me
But now I see it wasn't
1155
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:18,166
Pearly! Pearly! Pearly!
1156
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:21,940
- Oh, I need your help with something.
- Is something hurting?
1157

01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:25,140

No, no, no. Oh, my gosh,
you're a little sweaty, huh?
1158
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:28,020
- I'm killing it on the dance floor.
- I know, you're dancing hard.
1159
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,522
Well, let's just try to glow less.
1160
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:32,860
Cool off. Oh, my goodness.
1161
01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:35,362
Look who it is.
1162
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:38,020
Hey, Tammy.
1163
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,820
- What are you guys doing here?
- Pearl invited us.
1164
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:44,500
Pearly, where's the dance floor
and the bar? Not in that order.
1165
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:46,380
- This way, baby.
- Grandma.
1166
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:49,565
- Sweetie, have fun. Bye.
- See you later, son.
1167
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,500

Well, that was fast.

1168
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:57,980
I gotta say, your mom and dad have
gotta have a real weird setup...
1169
01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:00,323
- ...because I don't get it.
- Heh.
1170
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:03,620
They've actually been
separated for a long time.
1171
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:05,940
And she's been sick
for quite a while...
1172
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:08,860
and he still takes care of her...
1173
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,140
so it's kind of complicated.
1174
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:13,860
Yeah. It's probably complicated.
1175
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:18,081
- Anyway...
- Kind of spiffed up, aren't you?
1176
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:22,260
I just put on, like,
a shirt and pants. I'm not...
1177
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:24,100
Maybe a little aftershave?

1178
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,100
Is that what I'm kind of smelling?
1179
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,340
I put on some cologne.
1180
01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:34,260
- You put on man perfume to come and see me?
- No, I didn't put on ma...
1181
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:35,580
Hmm? Ha, ha.
1182
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:38,220
- I think you did.
- Come on. I'm gonna get you a drink.
1183
01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:41,660
It's kind of a vanilla.
Like a little...
1184
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:43,820
It's not vanilla, it's regular.
It's just...
1185
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,460
- I don't know.
- Come on.
1186
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:48,380
I know. I know what it is.
You smell like a cookie.
1187
01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:50,140
Shut up. I don't smell like a cookie.

1188
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:51,780
- I think you do.
- Come on.
1189
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:53,780
Now you shouldn't even get into
1190
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,700
Yeah. Oh.
1191
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:59,900
Oh. Oh, oh, oh.
1192
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,209
Yeah.
1193
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:09,740
How you gonna do it
If you really don't wanna dance?
1194
01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:11,540
- Does that smell weird?
- No.
1195
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,140
- I told you.
- Oh! You made me smell it.
1196
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:16,820
- I told you.
- Why did I do that?
1197
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:20,780
Because I told you, if somebody
says, "Does this smell weird?"...
1198

01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:23,500

- I don't wanna hit anybody.
- What was that?
1199
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:26,380
It's a dog cookie. Ha, ha.
I mean, a dog biscuit.
1200
01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:29,100
You tricked me, Tammy.
1201
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:31,284
It's because I'm tricky.
1202
01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:35,740
I actually don't think you're tricky.
You're kind of a straightforward person.
1203
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:38,820
It's one of the things
I like about you a lot.
1204
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:40,765
Oh.
1205
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:53,140
Thanks for bailing my grandma out.
1206
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:54,780
It was really nice.
1207
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:57,681
Of course. But, I mean,
anybody would have done it.
1208
01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:00,780
No, not really.

1209
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:02,940
They wouldn't have. So it was...
1210
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:04,646
Thanks.
1211
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:07,489
Thanks.
1212
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:09,485
Well, I'm glad I could help.
1213
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:16,180
I like your hair like this,
by the way. It's nice.
1214
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:20,100
I don't know. Susanne did
this weird clampy thing.
1215
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,940
No, it's pretty.
1216
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:24,540
You look really pretty.
1217
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:26,371
Thanks.
1218
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:36,291
I know this is stupid,
but I'm still married.
1219
01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:42,084
And it's a shitty marriage...

1220
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:46,420
and it's over, but it
wasn't all Greg's fault.
1221
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:49,002
I was kind of an awful wife.
1222
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:54,420
- You know, I just don't wanna add to the...
- No, it's okay.
1223
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:56,940
- It's, you know... I'm sorry.
- No. Don't.
1224
01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:59,420
You're right. I didn't
mean to, you know...
1225
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:01,331
Anyway.
1226
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:05,460
You know, I get it.
1227
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:09,860
You know, you get a little taste
of Tammy, and then you...
1228
01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:12,660
kind of come clamoring back for more.
1229
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:14,860
- You get it? Really? Ha, ha.
- Yeah.

1230
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:18,011
I'm like a Cheeto.
You can't eat just one.
1231
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:23,140
Tammy, that's Lay's potato chips.
That's not Cheetos.
1232
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:25,780
No, not for me. I love a Cheeto.
1233
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:27,740
Tammy, Bobby. Come on, you two.
1234
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,140
You're gonna wanna see this. Come on.
1235
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:32,020
- Oh, all right.
- Okay.
1236
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:34,460
- Come on. Chop-chop.
- We're coming.
1237
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:36,700
Get your asses down here.
1238
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,780
Hey, what did you
do with the Jet Ski?
1239
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:41,020
Viking burial. It's trashed.
1240
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:42,700

Viking burial.
1241
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,220
Viking burial!
1242
01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:55,500
Okay. Would you like to do
the honors? It's your craft.
1243
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:58,140
Yeah, but you love
blowing shit up, so...
1244
01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:00,860
Yeah, I do. God help me,
I do so love it.
1245
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:02,220
- Go, baby.
- Get on, Lenore.
1246
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:03,820
The tribe has spoken.
1247
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:06,180
Although we did not
have the opportunity...
1248
01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:09,940
to feel your mighty engines
thrum between our thighs...
1249
01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:13,540
we salute your watery prowess...
1250
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:16,441
and we commend

your spirit to Valhalla.

1251
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:20,180
- Valhalla!
- Valhalla!
1252
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,740
Go, baby. Go, baby. Go, baby.
1253
01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:35,860
- Viking burial!
- Viking!
1254
01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:38,761
Viking burial!
1255
01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:43,580
Oh, lesbians! Attention, everybody.
1256
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:46,100
- Oh, shit, Grandma.
- Hi, my name is Pearl Baizen.
1257
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:47,420
Excuse me.
1258
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:52,209
And I wanna take this opportunity
to thank my cousin Lenore...
1259
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:56,260
and the beautiful Susanne
for this kick-ass party.
1260
01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:59,540
Yeah! Yeah.

1261
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:02,060
Mm, mm, mm.
1262
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:05,580
And I just wanna say
happy Fourth of July!
1263
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:09,220
Amen, Pearl. Amen.
1264
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:11,860
All right, enough of that.
Seriously, folks.
1265
01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:14,900
I wanna give a little
birthday gift to America.
1266
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,529
I don't know how old America is
right now, but I just wanna say...
1267
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:21,540
happy birthday, America.
1268
01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,220
- Beep.
- Shit.
1269
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:27,602
- Do it again!
- Yes.
1270
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:32,180
- Those are beauties. Really beauties.
- Let's go. You're done.

1271
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:33,540
You're done. You're drunk.
1272
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:36,460
What the fuck did you do?
Go get me another drink right now.
1273
01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:38,260
You said you weren't gonna drink.
1274
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,660
I said I wasn't gonna drink.
Get me a drink. Come on.
1275
01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:44,580
May I introduce my granddaughter,
Hamburger? What are you doing?
1276
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:48,380
Cheeseburger, sorry.
She's actually Cheeseburger.
1277
01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:51,260
Hey, hey, hey. What? What?
1278
01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:53,220
- Don't tell me what to do.
- Just get off the...
1279
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:56,087
I don't want some fat loser
telling me what to do.
1280
01:13:56,960 --> 01:14:00,220
You're just being an asshole because
you're drunk, and it's not okay.

1281
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:01,780
Hey, we're all drunk, Tammy.
1282
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,260
- She didn't mean anything by it.
- I absolutely do mean it.
1283
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,860
I totally understand.
I don't blame Greg.
1284
01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:10,300
I would leave her too. I mean,
I wouldn't want anything to do with her.
1285
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:13,420
Look at her. Come on,
everybody, people. Oh...
1286
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:16,651
Look at that. Ugh. What?
1287
01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:18,940
What?
1288
01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:22,171
At least I didn't try to fuck
my daughter's husband.
1289
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,180
- How'd you know about that?
- Fuck you.
1290
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:26,681
What?
1291

01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:29,060

- Always something with her.
- You fucking drunk.
1292
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:33,020
- Okay. We're having fun.
- All right, let's get the party going.
1293
01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:36,020
- Why's everybody being so quiet?
- We gotta go. Here we go.
1294
01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:39,780
What? What? All right.
What did I say? What did I say?
1295
01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:42,700
Thank you, Sanne, everybody. Whoa.
1296
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,220
There you are.
1297
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:53,247
I've been looking all
over creation for you.
1298
01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:59,840
Quite a show you two put on.
1299
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,660
I didn't start anything.
1300
01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:06,289
Well, you sure finished it,
though, didn't you?
1301
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:11,180

What was I supposed to do? Just stand

there while she said shitty things to me?
1302
01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:14,570
- It's not fair.
- What the hell does fair have to do with it?
1303
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,700
I got a big news flash
for you, Tammy.
1304
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:20,620
Life isn't fair. You're gonna have to scrape
and claw for everything you want...
1305
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:22,500
just like the rest of us.
1306
01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:26,980
You know, for years you've been bellyaching
and complaining about how your life sucks...
1307
01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:30,060
but you haven't done one
single thing to make it better.
1308
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,060
It isn't magic, you know.
1309
01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:35,340
You can't just bitch and moan
and expect shit to change.
1310
01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:37,700
You think this house just
fell on my head one day?
1311

01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:39,980

I had to work hard.
1312
01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:44,180
You know, gay hasn't always
been in fashion, my friend.
1313
01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:46,603
Susanne and I...
1314
01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:52,490
If you had any idea how
hard we had to work...
1315
01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:57,889
We didn't have anything handed to us.
1316
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:02,008
You need to grow up, honey.
1317
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:05,060
You don't know anything about me.
1318
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:07,483
You're not that mysterious.
1319
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:09,500
Dogs are mysterious.
1320
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,860
Ooh. Cats.
1321
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:13,260
Birds.
1322
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,762

Fish. Fish are the most mysterious.

1323
01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:18,602
And I've made a mint,
thank you, Jesus.
1324
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,804
But we're not mysterious.
1325
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:24,460
Look, you know...
1326
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:28,260
she shouldn't have said all those
ugly things. I agree with you.
1327
01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:30,380
But she's drunk.
1328
01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:32,620
She won't remember it tomorrow.
1329
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:34,220
Yeah, she's always drunk.
1330
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:36,245
She's an alcoholic, Tammy.
1331
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,180
She's sick.
1332
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:41,300
You need to focus on getting
your shit together.
1333
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:47,204

Why don't you figure out what it is that

you really want and just go after it?
1334
01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:49,723
Maybe you can help her out.
1335
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:55,900
I'm gonna go blow up some fireworks.
1336
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:02,260
Suzanne
1337
01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:07,220
Takes you down to
that place by the river
1338
01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:09,768
Suzanne
1339
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:17,340
- Hey.
- Oh!
1340
01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:18,900
- Oh, God.
- Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
1341
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:23,820
- Why you coming at me, like, out of the dark?
- I was... I'm sorry, I was just checking on you.
1342
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:26,060
It looked like you were
having a hard time out there.
1343
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:27,340
Oh.

1344
01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:31,020
She kind of told me I was an asshole
and to get my shit together.
1345
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:32,660
Jesus, that's a little harsh.
1346
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:35,420
I'm not so sure that
she wasn't right.
1347
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:40,740
Can't exactly keep complaining about
my life and not doing anything about it.
1348
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:43,740
Yeah, but you had a hard night
with your grandma and everything.
1349
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:45,940
- Yeah, that was great.
- Yeah.
1350
01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:51,780
Heh. I don't know. I'm the one that let her
walk off to the bar with Earl. I don't know.
1351
01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:55,020
I shouldn't have brought
Earl here. I knew it.
1352
01:17:55,120 --> 01:17:56,760
But I wanted to see you.
1353
01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:01,807
Heh. Yeah, because

I'm such a great catch.

1354
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:03,580
No, it's not that you're a catch.
1355
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:05,740
I mean, I'm not saying
you're not a catch.
1356
01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:10,300
Just, you know, my life's boring,
and you're a very not-boring person.
1357
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:12,980
And, you know, I... it's...
1358
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:17,700
Wow. You're kind of super
bad at compliments.
1359
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:20,780
Like, it's kind of amazing, really.
1360
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:26,860
I'm doing my best, but I
think you know what I meant.
1361
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,646
I know what you meant.
1362
01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:35,220
I don't know. I don't
really think that now...
1363
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:40,380
is kind of a great moment for
either one of... You know.

1364
01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:43,780
You've got your dad
you're chasing after.
1365
01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:46,362
And I don't even have a car...
1366
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:50,328
or, you know, a job.
1367
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:55,820
You know, I don't think...
1368
01:18:55,920 --> 01:19:00,500
that putting two messes
together is gonna somehow...
1369
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:03,162
make an unmess, you know?
1370
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,728
I guess I just think you're wrong.
1371
01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:11,700
Probably.
1372
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,646
I usually am.
1373
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:18,020
Well...
1374
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:20,300
I should probably get out of here...

1375
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:23,340
because my dad is now starting...
1376
01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:26,127
to flash his breasts to the lesbians.
1377
01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:30,540
Huh. Oh, God. Yeah.
1378
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:35,250
- That's probably your cue.
- So... Yeah.
1379
01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:39,880
- I guess we're goodbye-ing again.
- Yeah.
1380
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:46,700
- Just wanted to mix things up a little.
- All right.
1381
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:53,528
I still think you're wrong,
I gotta say.
1382
01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:59,570
I can't hear you.
Lenore's blowing shit up.
1383
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,260
- Morning.
- Morning.
1384
01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:17,740
Morning.
1385

01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:19,380

Quite a party, huh?
1386
01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:21,220
'Twas, indeed.
1387
01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:23,380
Oh. I'll get in on that.
1388
01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:25,540
Thanks for the
ass-kicking last night.
1389
01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:27,530
No problemo.
1390
01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:30,602
- Where's Grandma?
- Outside.
1391
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:34,642
Maybe I'll bring her a cup.
1392
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:39,971
Can we call a truce, or do we
have to actually fistfight?
1393
01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:44,567
Grandma, I brought you some coffee.
1394
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:48,380
Hey.
1395
01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:50,689
Hello?
1396

01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:55,620

Grandma, I brought you some coffee.
1397
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,884
Grandma?
1398
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:01,980
Grandma?
1399
01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:04,323
Grandma? Grandma.
1400
01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:06,820
Grandma. Grandma.
1401
01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:10,140
Come on. Shit. Come on, wake up.
1402
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:12,260
Grandma, wake up!
1403
01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:15,843
Wake up! God.
1404
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:20,407
I'm so sorry.
1405
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,443
I'm so sorry.
1406
01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:28,365
Shit.
1407
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:33,804
Hey!

1408
01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:37,940
- She's not breathing. She's dead.
- What?
1409
01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:39,540
- Oh, my God, what?
- She's dead.
1410
01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:41,020
Oh, Robin, call 911.
1411
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:44,020
- She's dead. She's not breathing at all.
- You can't be serious.
1412
01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:45,220
What's happened?
1413
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:47,980
She's not breathing, and I
just let her drink all night.
1414
01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:50,860
- No, no, honey. It's not your fault.
- It is my fault.
1415
01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:53,620
Tammy, it's not your fault.
Oh, my God. What happened?
1416
01:21:55,480 --> 01:21:57,450
Pearl! Oh, my God!
1417
01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,860
Oh, God! Oh, my God, Pearl!
1418

01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:02,964

Pearl!
1419
01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:06,380
What the fuck?!
1420
01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:08,460
- What the fuck?
- What happened?
1421
01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:10,420
Go get her.
1422
01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:12,660
- Oh, my God.
- She's not dead.
1423
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:14,060
- on, my God.
- What?
1424
01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:17,540
- Sit. Okay, okay.
- I think she passed out.
1425
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:19,660
- What were you thinking?
- What?
1426
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:22,700
You weren't breathing.
We all thought you were dead.
1427
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:26,300
You are gonna clean your shit up.
You're gonna stop all this drinking.
1428

01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,380

Do you hear me? You look terrible.
1429
01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:31,180
Well, my feet...
I don't feel so good.
1430
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:32,860
Goddamn it, Pearly.
1431
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:35,761
Nobody should die in a lawn chair.
1432
01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:40,580
All right. All right,
don't shake her, don't shake her.
1433
01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:42,100
Don't bounce her so much.
1434
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:45,100
Remember, she's not taking all of her
pills she's supposed to be taking.
1435
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,409
Okay. Thank you, ma'am.
1436
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:51,540
Did I flash my boobs last night?
1437
01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:53,540
- Yeah. You did.
- Did I?
1438
01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:56,020
Yeah. You were throwing
them around last night.

1439
01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:59,260
Beep, boop. All the way. Yeah,
Earl has them all over Facebook.
1440
01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:02,260
They look good. I mean...
1441
01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:04,060
Oh, my God.
1442
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:06,540
Oh, my God, I was mean...
1443
01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:08,804
Oh, I was mean to you.
1444
01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:11,740
I called you Cheeseburger.
Oh, my God.
1445
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:14,860
- It's okay.
- Pearly, we'll be right behind, okay?
1446
01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:16,820
- It's okay. It's okay.
- Oh, no.
1447
01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:19,402
- We'll follow, okay?
- Yeah.
1448
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:24,121
Oh, shit.
1449

01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:26,820

Hey, officers.
1450
01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:30,220
Ambulance got here first,
but she's gonna be okay.
1451
01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:33,100
So don't worry about it.
Thank you, though.
1452
01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:36,700
Ma'am, we got reports that someone was
burning a Jet Ski on the lake last night.
1453
01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:38,620
- You see anything?
- Oh.
1454
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:43,820
Uh, it's super uncool.
I would never burn a watercraft.
1455
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:45,340
- Oh, no.
- No.
1456
01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:46,620
No?
1457
01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:49,380
We've also been tracking
a 2004 Cadillac de Ville...
1458
01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:52,884
towing a Jet Ski that was involved
in a robbery. Anything on that?

1459
01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:55,220
Uh...
1460
01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:57,180
You know, uh... Ooh, wow.
1461
01:23:57,280 --> 01:24:01,890
That's a Hawaiian bear shirt.
You don't see a lot of those around here.
1462
01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:04,620
You probably see quite a few.
1463
01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:06,540
You're gonna have to
come with us. Let's go.
1464
01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:08,420
- Oh. Come on, man.
- Let's go, ma'am.
1465
01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:10,820
Stand back, ladies. Right this way.
1466
01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:12,500
I'm going with...
1467
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:14,980
- I bet you see a lot of bear shirts.
- No, no, ma'am.
1468
01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:18,420
- Constant.
- Ma'am. Get...
1469
01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:20,340

- Are you serious?

- Ow. There was a bee.
1470
01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:22,780
- There's no bees here, ma'am.
- There was a bee.
1471
01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:24,884
You can't run from the law.
1472
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:31,740
Tammy Banks.
1473
01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:33,890
On the gate.
1474
01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:40,740
See you later.
1475
01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:43,163
I hope not.
1476
01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:48,220
Hey, Dad.
1477
01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:51,220
Tammy. You rehabilitated?
1478
01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:55,441
- I guess.
- Then let's go home.
1479
01:24:58,480 --> 01:25:00,300
Wherever that is.
1480
01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:03,420

Yeah. I'm not too happy with Greg.

1481
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:05,340
Yeah, me either.
1482
01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:07,569
Look, um...
1483
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:12,281
you want me to take care of that
wiggly little motherfucker for you?
1484
01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:15,921
- What? - I'll go over there
and kill him for you right now.
1485
01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:20,180
I'm old. I don't care
if I go to jail.
1486
01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:22,284
They got magazines
in there, don't they?
1487
01:25:22,480 --> 01:25:23,980
Oh.
1488
01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:28,121
I thought you were serious
for a minute. Heh...
1489
01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:30,100
You're kidding, right?
1490
01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:32,260
Jesus, Dad.

1491
01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:34,620
You know we're at a prison. Okay?
1492
01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:39,140
I do not want you to
hurt Greg in any way.
1493
01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:41,483
God.
1494
01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:49,049
You know, Grandma told me
that she made a pass at you.
1495
01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:53,321
Heh. Oh, yeah, well, she used to
hit on everybody all the time.
1496
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,340
You know the ice-cream
guy, Jerry Miller?
1497
01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:59,810
He was the only one who went for it.
1498
01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:03,740
Oh, God.
1499
01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:06,820
Let's roll. Mom's waiting.
1500
01:26:06,920 --> 01:26:08,970
Oh, God.
1501
01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:19,700
You don't have to go

in there right now.

1502
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:22,123
Now's a good a time as any.
1503
01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:34,740
- Hey, Tammy.
- Hey, Greg.
1504
01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:35,980
Come on in.
1505
01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:37,561
- Really?
- Yeah.
1506
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:51,161
Well, see you kind of made
yourself at home, huh?
1507
01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:54,449
Bold.
1508
01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:56,964
Uh...
1509
01:26:57,160 --> 01:27:02,220
Just wanted to, you know,
let you guys know that I'm okay.
1510
01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:03,820
You know? With me.
1511
01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:07,460
Not so much what
you guys did that's...

1512
01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:10,820
I mean, you know,
that's really between you...
1513
01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:12,860
and that guy upstairs.
1514
01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:15,900
But I think he frowns on adultery.
1515
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:19,085
I'd say that, so I think
you burn, actually.
1516
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:24,404
So I'm just gonna get my stuff.
1517
01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:30,007
I, uh... I folded your clothes.
1518
01:27:47,240 --> 01:27:50,300
- So glad you're home.
- Thanks for letting me stay here.
1519
01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:52,290
Oh, yeah.
1520
01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:54,060
You look good.
1521
01:27:54,160 --> 01:27:55,340
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1522
01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:58,260
- Prison agree with me? Heh.

- Heh. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.

1523
01:27:58,360 --> 01:28:00,444
Think it kind of did.
1524
01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:04,020
I got your room all set up so...
1525
01:28:04,120 --> 01:28:05,460
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1526
01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:08,420
Oh, God. I'm not bunking
with Grandma, am I?
1527
01:28:08,520 --> 01:28:11,660
- No. Heh. She's at Brookview.
- What?
1528
01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:13,900
Did you lock her up?
That is bullshit!
1529
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:16,180
- Give me your car keys, Dad.
- Tammy, wait!
1530
01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:19,650
- I'm gonna remember that when you get old.
- Tammy.
1531
01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:23,971
Hey!
1532
01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:28,300
- Hey, super-old guy, where's Pearl Baizen?

- What?
1533
01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:30,370
Oh, God.
1534
01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:35,161
Come on, man.
1535
01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:40,460
Grandma.
1536
01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:41,740
Tammy!
1537
01:28:41,840 --> 01:28:44,220
I didn't know you were coming.
Come here, give me a hug.
1538
01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:46,340
Look at you.
It's worse than I thought.
1539
01:28:46,440 --> 01:28:50,561
Why do you have to go so fast?
All right, everybody. I'll be back.
1540
01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:53,340
I got the car. Let's go.
1541
01:28:53,440 --> 01:28:56,100
- Goddamn it. Ooh.
- I'll get the door.
1542
01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:58,980
You could've killed me.
What are you thinking?

1543
01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:01,860
Just stop. Do you hear me?
1544
01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:05,300
Oh, my God. You can still walk.
1545
01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:08,300
Of course I can walk. I was
teaching an exercise class.
1546
01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:09,980
Why were you sitting in a wheelchair?
1547
01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:12,180
Because most of them
are in wheelchairs.
1548
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:14,540
Well, why didn't you tell
me you were in here?
1549
01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:16,700
I didn't wanna make you jealous.
1550
01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:19,580
I mean, you were in jail,
and I'm at this cool place.
1551
01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:21,300
And my AA meetings are here.
1552
01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:26,860
I made friends, and I'm seeing
this 84-year-old from Philly.
1553
01:29:26,960 --> 01:29:29,601

He was a hockey player,

so he seems younger but...
1554
01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:34,361
We've been going kind of slow,
and this might be the weekend.
1555
01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:36,161
Ugh.
1556
01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:39,580
You look good.
1557
01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:41,620
Thanks. You look great.
1558
01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:42,940
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1559
01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:45,380
I was afraid to eat
the meat in jail, so...
1560
01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:47,291
- That's a good call.
- Yeah.
1561
01:29:49,240 --> 01:29:52,940
God. I am so sorry.
So sorry about everything.
1562
01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:54,780
I'm sorry.
1563
01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:57,660
I was a total jerk to you, and I

should've taken better care of you.

1564
01:29:57,760 --> 01:30:00,140
No, it wasn't your job
to take care of me.
1565
01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:02,642
Little bit, it was.
1566
01:30:02,880 --> 01:30:05,740
No, I love you so much. I really do.
1567
01:30:05,840 --> 01:30:07,380
Well, I'm pretty great.
1568
01:30:07,480 --> 01:30:09,882
You are really great.
1569
01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:12,331
I love you too.
1570
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:18,700
We're gonna spend tonight at
Lenore's and get up early...
1571
01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:22,300
- ...and drive straight to Niagara Falls.
- Call me when you get to Lenore's.
1572
01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:25,041
- All right, I will, Mom.
- Don't forget.
1573
01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:28,291
- Mom, I've got it, okay?
- Okay, great.

1574
01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:32,761
- Stay hydrated.
- All right.
1575
01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,900
Ah. Okay.
1576
01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:39,620
- Well, thanks for fixing up my car, Dad.
- Oh, not a problem.
1577
01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:43,966
- Just don't rob anybody in it.
- I'm not gonna rob anybody in it.
1578
01:30:46,360 --> 01:30:48,020
Let's light this candle.
1579
01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:51,660
Let's go, woman.
1580
01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:54,083
- I got it.
- You're strong.
1581
01:30:55,520 --> 01:30:56,900
Ooh.
1582
01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:59,528
Dukes of Hazzard-style.
1583
01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:08,220
Lenore stocked up the RV,
so we're all good to go.
1584
01:31:12,080 --> 01:31:13,580

Oh, God. It's Jerry Miller.

1585
01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:16,780
Ladies. Who wants a bone cone?
1586
01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:19,362
- Go, go. Just go.
- Okay.
1587
01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:21,764
Ugh.
1588
01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:26,900
So, what do you think, Grandma?
It's a good day to go to Niagara Falls?
1589
01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:28,140
I'm ready.
1590
01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:33,771
My daddy always said that Niagara Falls
is the closest thing to heaven on earth.
1591
01:31:57,640 --> 01:32:00,691
Oh!
1592
01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:29,446
Sorry.
1593
01:32:33,160 --> 01:32:35,369
What are you doing here?
1594
01:32:56,960 --> 01:32:59,420
So how'd you know to come
here to Niagara, anyway?
1595

01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:00,860

A little birdie told me.
1596
01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:03,567
- Is the bird named Pearl? Ha, ha.
- Yes.
1597
01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:07,020
So, what's going on with you,
Tammy? What's next?
1598
01:33:07,120 --> 01:33:10,420
Thinking about getting my
own place in Louisville.
1599
01:33:10,520 --> 01:33:12,445
- Really?
- Yeah.
1600
01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:15,887
- Interesting.
- Yeah, it is. Isn't it?
1601
01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:18,100
Get myself a sweet little place...
1602
01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:22,660
and, you know, maybe you can
come over and watch a movie.
1603
01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:25,940
Do you guys feel how the
falls are charging the ions?
1604
01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:27,860
- It's incredible, right?
- Yes.

1605
01:33:27,960 --> 01:33:30,380
- Romantic.
- Yeah, it is.
1606
01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:35,780
Oh. Well, my daddy was right.
It's beautiful here.
1607
01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:38,362
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
1608
01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:43,780
You think I should try to rent a
barrel and try to shoot the falls?
1609
01:33:43,880 --> 01:33:46,420
I think we should just
look at them, maybe.
1610
01:33:46,520 --> 01:33:47,980
- Yeah.
- Really?
1611
01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:50,260
I don't know. I got a good feeling.
1612
01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:52,660
I feel like I've been
thinking about a course...
1613
01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:55,700
and if I just shoot out into
the middle soft spot there...
1614
01:33:55,800 --> 01:34:00,260
it'll probably just pillow-carry me right
over that Canadian lagoon over there.

1615
01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:04,048
I think if anyone could
do it, it would be you.
1616
01:34:06,160 --> 01:34:07,580
Oh! Oh.
1617
01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:10,700
I thought I saw the Cheetos.
It's not them.
1618
01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:12,929
You guys wanna get Cheetos?
1619
01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:20,340
- Hey, man. How you doing?
- Hey. Good.
1620
01:34:20,440 --> 01:34:22,820
- What can I get for you?
- I'm gonna have the iced tea...
1621
01:34:22,920 --> 01:34:25,527
and then the full rack
of the pork ribs.
1622
01:34:27,360 --> 01:34:30,220
The full rack,
that's a lot of sodium.
1623
01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:31,980
You wanna think about going half?
1624
01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:35,300
Oh. Uh, no, I'm gonna
get the full rack.

1625
01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:36,700
I'm gonna say no.
1626
01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:39,500
I'm gonna say let's, together,
make a better choice.
1627
01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:43,780
How about salmon? Give you a little cup
of BBQ sauce on the side to spice it up.
1628
01:34:43,880 --> 01:34:47,900
- Better choice, still got zip.
- I'm just gonna do the ribs.
1629
01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:49,765
How's your cholesterol?
1630
01:34:50,120 --> 01:34:54,260
- It's a concern. It's up there, but...
- Oh, Jesus.
1631
01:34:54,360 --> 01:34:57,180
- I'm gonna take away the barbecue sauce.
- Oh, man.
1632
01:34:57,280 --> 01:35:00,060
All right? Poom.
You're gonna thank me later.
1633
01:35:00,160 --> 01:35:03,260
- I'm gonna fill that up for you.
- Can I...?
1634
01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:05,660
I can't believe you're

leaving me for that dick.

1635
01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:09,380
That dick is gonna have his own franchise in
three goddamn years. What are you gonna do?
1636
01:35:09,480 --> 01:35:11,020
Come on, shake a tit.
1637
01:35:11,120 --> 01:35:14,140
- Happy hour's over in 20 minutes.
- Aah!
1638
01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:17,060
- That's how it's done.
- This is BS.
1639
01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:19,900
This is a huge mistake.
1640
01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:22,740
You have got to stop
yawning so much, Charlotte.
1641
01:35:22,840 --> 01:35:24,446
- Are you Keith?
- I'm Keith.
1642
01:35:26,240 --> 01:35:28,881
- Aah!
- Poom!
1643
01:35:29,880 --> 01:35:32,169
Help me, Charlotte.
1644
01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:36,460
You were right.

This hot tub is awesome.

1645
01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:38,500
Right? Yeah.
1646
01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:42,820
- So how you liking Louisville?
- I love it. I love where I live, where I work.
1647
01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:44,765
I love the man I lay with.
1648
01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:47,050
- It's A-okay with me.
- Great.
1649
01:35:48,080 --> 01:35:51,940
Hey, Larry, this sangria is awesome.
1650
01:35:52,040 --> 01:35:55,340
Thank you. The secret's in
the maraschino cherries.
1651
01:35:55,440 --> 01:35:58,900
Oh. I see you got a couple of
maraschino cherries yourself.
1652
01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:01,209
- Oh! Ha, ha.
- Oh!
1653
01:36:47,160 --> 01:36:48,300
Pew.
1654
01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:49,740
Pew, pew, pew.

1655
01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:53,500
Pew, pew, pew. Pew. Pew.
1656
01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:56,060
Hey, don't let a deer
hit you on the way out.
1657
01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:58,847
You dick. You know what?
1658
01:36:59,560 --> 01:37:03,380
You are no longer an
employee of Topperjack's.
1659
01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:09,848
My secrets! My secret!