at IE ADEORY.Possibly the world’s most skilled mercenary, definitely the world’s most annoying, Wade Wilson was chosen for a top-secret government program that gave him a healing factor allowing him to heal from any wound. Now, Wade makes his way as a gun for hire, shooting his targets’ faces off wi his friends’ ears off. Call hit PLEASE TELL ME THERE ARE NO KIDS READING THIS. = ‘AM A BAD. INFLUENCEL FODDER FOR THE YOUNG "MINDS OF THE WORLD. ie 21 ANU LL ie wl lake Rea ele ae Ste aot Loa a ol ES col Riri artist etn Net ET UT) retreat ge cic ¥ ONS Dera ar atl Jordan D. White Ec uals editor Do Rooker) Trento Ea editor in chiet Siar eine Brenig (© 2016 Marvel Characters, Inc.All rights reserved. All characters featured in this issue and the distinctive names and Ikenesses thereof, and al related indicia are trademarks of Marvel Characters, Inc. No similarity between any ofthe names, characters, persons, and/or institutions inthis magazine with ‘those of any living or dead person or institution is intended, and any such similarity which may exists purely coincidental WWW.MARVEL.COMYou Bet, Bossy! I THOUGHT WE DON'T YOU. THINK THE NOTE PETER LEFT WAS. KINDA NUTS? WHO | /mayse HE GOES ALL THE Way | ( JUST NEEDS TO MEXICO FOR’ TIME FOR MEXICAN FOOD? HIMSELF, THE LAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN SOHARD WITH OUR ROOMIE PETER MISSING. HE'S ONLY BEEN GONE A COUPLE OF DAYs. IF HE WERE AN ‘ORDINARY OUDE, TMIGHT BE NERVOUS. BELIEVE ME, FOUR BUDDY HADN'T ‘BEEN BITTEN BY A. RADIOACTIVE SPIDER, 'TWOULO BE. ‘WORRIED. ‘BY THE WAY-- ‘SPEAKING OF PETER, THE NEW GUY SUBLETTING HIS ROOM IS, ‘A SUPER CREEPAZOID. TWAS GONNA ‘ASK HIM TO MOVE ‘OUT, UNLESS YOU WERE INTERESTED ]‘OH, ROBERT! THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HOME! WELL HELLO, I Whar Have WE HERE? my NAME'S: WADE. THE SINISTER SINIS SIX IS ATTACKINGMAYBE SPIDEY'S DISAPPEARANCE AND THis CRIME WAVE BY THE SINISTER SIX ‘ARE RELATED! WHAT IF THEY KIDNAPPED SPIDEY SO THEY COULD BE FREE ‘TO LAUNCH THEIR CRIME SPREE? VIGILANTES "ARE HERE! HERE COMES SPIDER-MAN AND. HIS AMAZING --WAIT. THAT'S NOT SPIDER-MAN! NO MATTER. TUL GUST ALERT ‘THE OTHERS, ) coup ser or /_ waver He gust SO MUCH He WENT TO ‘MEXICO. IKE His TOHAVE TO GET YOUR OWN MEANS ‘OF TRAVELING ‘AROUND, YOU CAN FLY, I'M GOING TO PUT YoU INA BLOCK OF ICE ‘AND THROW YOU IN THE OCEAN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SPIDER-MAN, YOU ‘OLD BUZZARD? THAVE NO ibeaWwnay_~ AND.KEEP YOURE TatkIne SOUR HET, XB0ur, tars, ORES AWWA WHAT HAVE YOU JERKS DONE (WITH SPIDEY? START TALKING! HOW DARE NO ONE SPEAKS "To DOCTOR OCTAVIUS LIKE THAT! YOU THERE, ELTON JOHN ON smite: ‘SPILL IT? AND WHAT KIND. OF TRICK IS THIS? YOU'RE SPIDER-MAN'S FRIENDS--YOU SHOULD KNOW "WHERE HE Is!Ky r| a Cr Aa ce IK A KHOR iS mere ay ( LET'S BIO-DO THIS BIO-THING, ‘BABY DOLL! WHIMSICAL IDOSYNCRATIC AFFECTATION, KETTLE-CALLING- No MORE OUTLANDISH THAN A FLOWING CAPE OR A SKIN- TIGHT RED BooYsuT THEORETICALLY SUPER-HEROIC PUSH-UP BRA ‘OR THONG. cA save-te- DAY-POOL, HAVE AN ‘APOPTOSIS--THAT 1S, PROGRAMMED. ‘CELL DEATH-- BIOGRENADE, SCAVENGED. FROM ANOTHER ‘ALM, FACTION== =-AND TUNED. TO THE EXPLOSIVE GROWTH HORMONE IN THE BIOKAISU'S ‘CELLS: --so You SHOULD ‘SURVIVE ITS. DETONATION.EVEN'CONSIDER THE "BOT WORD MECHAPHOBIC. Ec Biase ay iigetale gout cette telat Folica ity Becta oad ee a ieee pee ag ST BEETLE Pott alii) eeumeesrd Fuel Vere) f.1=0) Yj CM Vid EVV WOVAo aa wy GOTCHA, MY MECHAL ‘ALLY ON BOARD! Let's oer JAVELIN-ING. Gergen ad iat rarerteserd Falta Weald Pacing enone Dea ete a in Bateau Pree ents eet ‘SOMETIMES ‘A CIGARS Just GAR}SONTROL BIOCORE-- =-AS A FASTIDIOUSLY FASHIONABLE MECHA, DECIDED I SHOU! “THE FLESHY SPELUNKING. TOAN ORGANIC, NATURALLY. AV WATERSLIDE O1 DECOMPOSIN( ‘MEGAPLESH) yy {FOR MORE EADPOOL