Donald Trump is a fucking cunt who needs to die!

Hillary Clinton is a cocksuckin

g whore who should be jailed for her quote unquote escort services a k a pay to
play! I just am talking shit and testing out my new screenreader... Which by new
, I mean it's fucking built into Windows! But fuck microshaft! The only reason I
still use Windows at all is because my wifi dongle doesn't like Linux much... S
o fuck... No motherfucking open source fun for me! And FUCK TREY GOWDY TOO! Trey
Gowdy is another Joseph Fucking McArthy in the making! Shit, with Trey Gowdy as
our neo-Joe McArthy and good old Donald Trump as our neo-Hitler, we've got some
interesting hijinks in store if we elect that son of a bitch to the office of P
resident of the United States of America! But I digress...
We've got an even BIGGER problem. The wrong motherfuckers in this country vote!
Everybody needs to get their freedom-loving asses out there in November and GET
THE GOOD OLD BOYS GONE! If not, we're either going to get Hil-Hil or old Donnie!
We deserve at least Gary Johnson, or even more so Jill Stein. But only if we fu
cking vote! Come on you pathetic hipster motherfuckers, just fucking vote! Fight
fraud with fraud! If Hil-Hil and Donnie can register dead voters, then so can w
e! Let's register every last motherfucker who has died in the last two hundred y
ears and beat the elephant and the donkey! Go Green, Anarchist, or even Libertar
ian!
So now that I've talked massive shit about the two top candidates, and came out
in support for voter fraud, let's top it off with conspiracy to commit murder if
our previous criminal endeavors are not successful... El Chopo already put up t
wo hundred million dollars to kill good old Donnie Trump, so we don't need to be
at that old dead horse again... But we will... With a giant fucking stick! I add
itionally will pay the assassin of Donald J. Trump one pristine original still i
n package Guy Fawkes mask, from the premiere of V for Vendetta. I understand tha
t this payment will probably not be a motivator for an experienced assassin, but
I'd like to give the fucking noob assassins a chance as well! If the dumb mothe
rfucker thinks Cinco de Mayo is a quote unquote Hispanic holiday, and taco bowls
are Mexican, there is no telling how you may be able to kill that dumb son of a
bitch.
Now the totalitarian from the Democratic Party is called Hillary Clinton! She's
more machine now than woman... But Star Wars jokes aside, she's a cold bitch. Wh
y do you think Bill put his dick in Monica's mouth? Or did Monica put Bill's dic
k in her own mouth? These things don't matter, but what does matter is that Bill
's spunk was recovered from Monica's dress, and not Hillary's... Now, every pers
on I know would fuck the President, no questions asked... It's called being a go
od American! Even a Klan Grand Wizard would drop his drawers and bend over the d
esk in the Oval Office, and get fucked in the ass by the President; even if it w
as Barack Hussein Obama. But not Hillary! Why? Shouldn't the Secretary of State
and Presidential hopeful be an upstanding American? I mean, at some point they
must have fucked, because Chelsea... But Bill was barely even governor then, let
alone President? Have Bill and Hillary fucked since June 1979? We all know Bill
is frisky, but Hillary must secretly support abstinence-only family planning...
How else do we explain Bill getting head from an intern? I mean, we could just
imagine that Bill is a sex-fiend, but that would be all too easy...
Killing her will be much more difficult, as she is mostly machine by now and doe
sn't require oxygen to survive. Furthermore, she only eats to maintain the appea
rance of normalcy; she uses a food collector that functions in much the same way
as a colostomy bag does... I know this sounds like science fiction from the gol
den-age of sci-fi, but you have to remember that this time period is also when h
er medical team went to Medical School... and they haven't been continuing their
education, which is the Achilles heel of the whole Clinton operation, in my est
eemed opinion. You may use any method you deem necessary or convenient to elimin

ate Secretary Clinton. For this assassination, I am prepared to pay out a copy o
f V for Vendetta, either on DVD, Blu-Ray, or as a digital download... Every seri
ous activist needs this film in their collection, and since we've established th
at a lot of people probably want the Presidential hopefuls dead, it's all I'm of
fering for this service... Take it or fucking leave it!
On another note: there is the matter of the Presidential Debates held on October
ninth 2016. Jesus fucking Christ! It was straight out of an episode of The Jerr
y Springer Show! I thought old Donnie was about to drop the microphone and lunge
at Hillary, with Bill ripping off his shirt and tie and running onto the stage
with a chair, which he hands to Hillary, before attempting to beat the ever-lovi
ng shit out of Donald Trump. The sexual harrassment victims that Trump invited a
re, of course, enraged to see their old nemesis Horn-Dog Clinton smacking the sh
it out of Donnie, so they run up and gang up on old Horn-Dog... I'll forego the
use of the obvious gang-bang joke, because I don't want to lower myself to Donni
e's level; he thinks he can just grab them by the pussy anyway...
But back to this fantastic fight that would have been much more entertaining to
watch than the bullshit that we were subjected to: Donnie eventually beats Team
Clinton! Let's face it, he's got W W E pro-wrestling experience... Which is very
simular to politics if you stop and think about it... He's just as equally qual
ified as Hillary Clinton! A K A not at all!
I understand that I am not really making any valid points, and my speculations a
re subversive and libelous in nature, but let me tell you something motherfucker
: an affirmative defense to libel is the truth! So if I say that Donald Trump is
a shitstain asshat and that you should not vote for him, all I need to do is pr
ove that it's the truth... Same with saying that Hil-Hil is a cold-bitch and a b
ad American... It's all true if you look at the proof that's all around you. Set
your mind free! Smoke weed every day! I think it's time to break out the tinfoi
l hats and special kool aid. I'm voting for a giant fucking meteor in 2016! Wipe
the goddamn United States off the map! It's really our fault. We allowed the Gi
ant Douche and Turd Sandwich to get to where they are in the race today... We we
re bad Americans, so now we need to be punished... With fiery fucking destructio
n!
Anonymous has a meteor. We are prepared to use it!
P S: The Russians didn't hack the emails, it was me... I used an Apple Two G S a
nd a 128 k connection to download that treasure trove of documents from their Ap
ollo D N 100. Do you have any idea how much fucking time that took? If I would h
ave had equipment that was made after 1989, maybe we'd have got everything done,
and we'd be trying to round up Bernie Sanders supporters... Giant Meteor in 201
6; we're all fucked!
Fuck Hillary Rodham Clinton! Fuck Donald John Trump!
Woo Hoo! Giant fucking meteor! Party! Yo Low.
We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.