Two
Bears
in
an
airing
cupboard,
which
one
is
in
the
army
?
The
one
on
the
tank
!!
boom
boom
425
A
little
boy
mouse
goes
into
a
music
shop
and
asks
for
a
mouse-organ.
The
shopkeeper
says:
"That's
a
coincidence,
we
had
a
little
girl
mouse
in
here
yesterday,
asking
for
the
same
thing."
The
mouse
replies:
"That
must
have
been
our
Monica."
426
A
doctor
says
to
his
patient,
'I
have
bad
news
and
worse
news'.
'Oh
dear,
what's
the
bad
news?'
asks
the
patient.
The
doctor
replies,
'You
only
have
24
hours
to
live'.
'That's
terrible',
said
the
patient.
'How
can
the
news
possibly
be
worse?'
The
doctor
replies,
'I've
been
trying
to
contact
you
since
yesterday'.
427
What
do
baby
apes
sleep
in?
Apricots!
428
Two
hunters
were
walking
through
the
woods.
Suddenly,
a
naked
lady
stepped
out
of
the
brush
and
said,
"I'm
game!",
so
they
shot
her.
429
Man1
"My
wife's
gone
to
the
West
Indies."
Man2
"Jamaica?"
Man1
"No
she
went
of
her
own
accord":
430
How
do
you
keep
your
nose
from
running?
Teach
it
to
WALK!
431
What
can
you
eat
in
a
Cyber
Cafe?
Micro
Chips
432
A
young
karate
champion
joined
the
Army.
The
first
time
he
saluted,
he
killed
himself.
433
If
I
had
a
pet
newt
I
would
call
him
"Tiny",
because
he'd
be
my
newt.
434
If
corn
oil
comes
from
corn,
where
does
baby
oil
come
from?
435
A
piece
of
string
walks
into
a
bar
one
day
and
asks
for
a
beer.
The
bar
tender
says,
"I'm
sorry
but
we
don't
serve
string
in
this
bar."
The
piece
of
string
walks
out
and
returns
the
next
day
asking
for
a
beer.
No
luck.
The
bar
tender
turns
him
away
again,
"Sorry
but
we
don't
serve
string
in
this
bar."