The

next day the piece of string returns to the bar, but before entering, he ties a knot in
himself and messes up his hair.
He enters the bar and asks for a beer.
"Aren't you a piece of string?" the bar tender asks.
"No," he replies, "I'm a frayed knot."


436 What was born to succeed?
A budgie with a blunt beak!

437 Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!


438 Doctor. Doctor. "I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
Doctor. "I've got some cream for that."


439 How much does a pirate pay to have his ear pierced?
A Buccaner (buck an ear)

440 A drunk was standing on a London Street corner shouting "It can't be done! It can't be
done!" Just ten, a Bobby aproached him and said: "What can't be done?"
The drunk answered, "Look, up there on that sign, it says 'DRINK CANADA DRY.' It just can't
be done ...It's too Bloody big!!!"


441 A mother & daughter go out looking for Barbie Dolls, but can't find any prices in the
shop, so they ask an assistant to help. "This is Single Barbie, she cost 20, and this is Married
Barbie, she costs 40, and this one is Divorced Barbie, she costs 250", says the assistant.
"Why so much for the Divorced Barbie?" ask the mother. "Well, with the Divorced Barbie"
says the assistant "You get the House, the Car, the Children......"

442 Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
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I hear the food is great, but the atmosphere is lousy.


443 A newly married man asks his wife,
"Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Darling," the woman replies sweetly, "I'd have married you no
matter who left a you a fortune."

444 Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
little,which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from
bad breath.
This made him what?