Andrew Schwefler

A gracious and great gift I am

Tis I, Andrew - the amazing
Marvelous, Miraculous Man
1998 I was Born
When winters wrath - was with us still
Born was a beautiful baby
My father from this very land
My mother from a distant land
Met and made a perfect person

I, a master in martial arts

Bearing a 3rd degree black belt
Fear my fie ry fist of pain
Welder of the spinny weapons
And the breaker of wooden boards
Finisher of a Spartan Race
Fearless and Fear some I finished
Drenched in tired juice and done
Survivor of AP Comp Sci
I am a true a success magnet
Now face it, you wish you were me