Gameshow

TEACHER
Welcome to the school of no choice.
Today we've been given the chance
to rack the brains of three silly
students to test their general
understanding of our basic
curriculum. Three silly students,
introduce yourselves!
MARIA
Hi, My names Maria. Im a media
student. My specialist subject is
media.
NIECHE
Hi, My names Niche. I'm a media
student. My specialist subject is
gaming.
KUSHAL
My Names Kushal,I'm a science
student. My specialist subject is
sport.
TEACHER
Now we know the contestants, lets
learn how to play the game. One of
you frustrating students will spin
the wheel. Whatever it lands on you
answer questions on the topic.
Couldnt be more simple then that!
Lets win you crazy kids some
money! 50 is on the line for each
of you, lets hope you did your
homework. Lets start round
one!Maria! Spin the wheel Moneys
the game, lets win you kids some
fame.

The WHEEL IS SPUN IT LANDS ON HISTORY.

TEACHER
Looks like we'll be making history
tonight. Maria feeling confident on
this topic?
MARIA
Replies

TEACHER
I'm sure you'll do fine, first
question, Remember this is for 50.
TEACHER
What were the modernised women of
1920's america called?
Flappers,Chicks, Mistresses or
Jazzers.
MARIA
Answers
TEACHER
Feeling confident? So you
answered......, the correct answer
was Flappers!
If the answer is right:
Well done Maria, that's 50 in your
bank, the answer was flappers.
Flappers often smoked, drank and
danced. I'm sure we have a few of
those in the audience tonight.

Audience clap.
TEACHER
Nieche, your turn to the podium.
This question is worth 50
Neiche stands at the podium.
TEACHER
Feeling Nervous?
NIECHE
A little bit I guess, as long as
it's science or games I'll sail
through.
Well
hope
have
this
Good

TEACHER
for the sake of your team, I
it is. Remember you already
50 in the bank.So if you win
you win 100 for your group.
Luck.

Wheel Spins, it lands on Movie.

TEACHER
Ouch, Movies not what you wanted.
Feeling confident?
NIECHE
Answers
TEACHER
Here's the question,What is the
longest lasting film franchise?
James Bond, Godzilla, Batman or
Harry Potter?
NIECHE
Answers
TEACHER
(If Answered correctly)
Well done! I was expecting you to
say James Bond! The first Godzilla
movie came out in 1954 and the most
modern adaptation came out in 2014.
TEACHER
(If answered wrong)
Well, you made a nuclear mess out
of that didn't you. The right
answer is Godzilla.
TEACHER
That's 50 left for your group. So
you're still doing well with 50,
Kushal you're up next.
Kushal moves to the podium.
TEACHER
What's the one set categories you
are dreading getting?
KUSHAL
Answers
TEACHER
Well let's hope for the sake of
your bank that you don't get it.
The Wheel spins
TEACHER
It's landed on game units, good
luck. The third question of the
round. What was in the top 10
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TEACHER (CONT'D)
anticipated games of 2016.
Dishonored2, Walking dead season
three or Skyrim Special edition.?
KUSHAL
Answers
TEACHER
Well done, you could've picked any
answer. They were all placed in the
top ten. You've now banked..
Audience claps
TEACHER
At the end of this round you've
secured,...... in the bank.
Congratulations to the three of
you.
TEACHER
On to round two. The money you've
secured is yours, from here on out
though if you get an answer wrong
you lose either a member of your
team or 100. The Team leader will
have to decided. If you end up with
no money you'll have to forfeit the
money you've earnt from the first
round .
Each question is worth 100.
Let's Play No Choice
Audience Claps.
TEACHER
Maria, your turn again. Are you
nervous?
MARIA
Answers
TEACHER
Well, let's hope for the sake of
the team that you get this one
right. Let's spin the wheel.
Wheel spins. It Lands on Music.
TEACHER
Ah, Music. What kind of music do
you listen to?

MARIA
Answers
TEACHER
Good taste. Now on to the question,
What is the best selling album of
all time? Was it, Thriller by
Michael Jackson, Back in Black by
Ac/Dc and The Dark Side of The moon
by Pink Floyd.
MARIA
Answers.
TEACHER
( If answered correctly)
I mean, what a thril-er of an
answer. The answer was of course
thriller by Michael Jackson.Michael
Jackson actually was thinking about
calling the album starlight, but
changed his mind. Good thing to,
other wise he might not have sold
that many. Congratulations you've
won 100, sit back down.
(If answered wrong)
I'm sure vincent price would've
been disappointed, the answer was
of course Thriller by Michael
Jackson. The infamous dialogue
piece was performed by the master
of horror himself, Vincent price.
If you have no idea who he is I'm
sure your parents will. Sadly you
haven't earnt the 100, sit back
down.
TEACHER
Let's move on to Nieche again.
Nieche did you know the answer to
the last question?
NIECHE
Answers
TEACHER
Well let's hope we don't land on
that again. Let's spin that wheel.
The Wheel spins and lands on English.

TEACHER
Let's hope you've brushed up on
your english lit skills. Here's the
question.
What era was of mice and men set
in? 1920's,1930's or 1880's.
NIECHE
Answers.
TEACHER
Well the flappers from the first
round won't be to impressed, it was
of course set in the 1920's.
(If answered correctly)
You really seem to know you're
stuff. You're safe for now nieche
with another 100 in the bank.
That's..... So far. Let's hope you
get to keep it.
(If answered wrong)
Well now, you've got the answer
wrong we have to take it over to
Maria to see what she says.
MARIA
Answers
TEACHER
(If kicked out)
It would seem you're (Long
Pause)excluded it was a good game
thank you for being here on the
show with us.
(If staying)
Well that's 100 lost. You now have
..... Left in the bank and all team
mates.
TEACHER
Let's move on to kushal and see
what he knows! What do you do in
college right now?
KUSHAL
Level 3 applied science.
TEACHER
Ah, a science geek. Exciting let's
hope for your sake something comes
up for you.

Wheel spins and lands on Movies.

TEACHER
It has landed on Movies again,is
Are movies one of your strong
points?
KUSHAL
Answers
TEACHER
Good Luck. In what Starwars movie
did Han solo say "Laugh it up
fuzzball"
Is it, Empire strikes back, Voyage
Home or Return of the Jedi?
KUSHAL
Answers
TEACHER
(If answered correctly)
Master Yoda Proud of you he is.
Empire strikes back is the second
film of the Starwars trilogy and
also the answer to the question.
Added 100 your bank there is.
TEACHER
(If answered wrong)
You are Beaten! Another quote from
the correct answer, empire strikes
back, it was the second film of the
franchise and grossed over $534
mill in the world wide box office.
Sadly you haven't earnt the
100,and you might've lost your
place. Let's talk to Maria.

MARIA
Answers
TEACHER
(If kicked out)
It would seem you're (Long
Pause)excluded it was a good game
thank you for being here on the
show with us.
(If staying)
Well that's 100 lost. You now have
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TEACHER (CONT'D)
..... Left in the bank and all team
TEACHER
At the end of that round, you've
won (this amount of money). You
also have(this amount of members)
left in your group.
TEACHER
How are you all feeling?
MARIA
Answers
NIECHE
Answers
KUSHAL
Answers
TEACHER
You're all doing fine.Let's move
onto the third round. This round,
each question is worth 200. Now
there are no choices,if you get the
answer wrong your out. The last man
standing can sacrifice all the
money or walk away with it all
Ending the show. Maria, it's your
turn again. You ready?

TEACHER
Let's spin that wheel.
Wheel spins lands on history.
TEACHER
What are you dreading to get about
history?
MARIA
Answers
TEACHER
For the sake of the group let's
hope the question isn't about that.
What was the shortest war in
history? 42 Days, 14 Days or 45
Minutes.

MARIA
Answers.
TEACHER
(If answered correctly)
I'm sure I've had longer arguments
with my girlfriend then the 45
Minute war, which you answered
correctly! The shortest war in
history was 45 minutes long and was
between the united kingdom and
Zanzibar in 1896. Congratulations
you've won 200 for your
group.Let's get Nieche back up.
(If answered wrong)
I'm sure we've had longer script
re-writes then the length of the
war. The right answer was 45
Minutes, between the UK and
Zanzibar in 1896. Should've known
the uk had something to do with it.
Sadly Maria you're out of the game.
Let's get Nieche back up.
Audience Clap.

TEACHER
Let's get that wheel spun. Niehce
are you ready?
NIECHE
Answers
TEACHER
Let's win you kids some money.
The Wheel Spins and Lands on Music.
TEACHER
In what year did Hey Ya, by the
outkast come out? 2003,2005 or 200?
NIECHE
Answers
TEACHER
(If answered correctly)
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TEACHER (CONT'D)
The song came out in 2003,in 2003
the london congestion charge was
enforced. I feel like some of you
are to young to understand that.
Just like the congenstion charge,
the moneys gone up!That's another
200 for the group
Audience laugh
(If answered wrong)
Don't try to fight the feeling,
because you were wrong. The song
came out in 2003, Harry potter and
the order of the phoenix book was
released. This was the fifth book
in the series. Just like the
phoenix you should fly on out of
here!
TEACHER
Let's bring kushal to the poduim.
Are you ready to win some big
bucks, let's change it up a bit.
This question is worth 300.
Spins the Wheel. It lands on media.
TEACHER
Kushal are you ready for a big buck
question?
KUSHAL
Answers.
TEACHER
Well good luck.
TEACHER
What celebrity posted a selfie on
twitter at the oscars in 2014,
which almost broke the internet?
Was it, Ellen degenress, Jennifer
lawrance and Brad pit.
KUSHAL
Answers
TEACHER
(If answered correctly)
It was the lovable tv show host
Ellen Degenress. She broke into the
industry through the sitcom named
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TEACHER (CONT'D)
Ellen. That's an extra 300 to
bank.
(If answered wrong)
All of those named were in the
photo, but only one posted it.
was of course ellen Degenress.
did lose the money but you did
your place in the game.

the

That
You
keep

TEACHER
On to the final round. All or
nothing. I will ask the remaining
few of you five questions together
with five seconds to answer each.
For every question you answer
correctly you win 100, each for
every answer you get wrong 200
will be taken away from you. The
questions are random, good luck.
Are you ready to start?
ALL
Answers
TEACHER
What year was the queens diamond
Jublie?
ALL
Answers
TEACHER
Did netflix work on the PS2?
ALL
Answers
TEACHER
When was the first lego movie made?
ALL
Answers
TEACHER
What was the first film made by
Walt Disney?
ALL
Answers.

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TEACHER
Final question. Who is Mark
Zuckenburg?
TEACHER
Let's see what answers you got
correct.
TEACHER(CONT'D)
The Queens Diamond Jublie was in
2010, celebrated by a concert
outside buckingham palace.
I assume the queen was tempted to
write noise complaints.
TEACHER
Netflix did work on the pS2 but
only in Brazil as a CD add on.
TEACHER
The first lego movie was about
Binicole,it was a straight to DVD
film. It came out in 2003.
TEACHER
Ah, This is a tricky one.The movie
was snow white and the seven
dwarves. Which makes Snow White the
oldest Disney Princess.

TEACHER
The internet after myspace is
facebook, created by Mark
Zuckenburg. At the end of that
round you have....... Questions
right and ..... Questions wrong.
That means you can leave here with
.... or, you can forfeit it. Double
or nothing, you have the choice
between two envelopes. You can
either stay for one more question
and possibly win an alternative
prize or double your money. Or you
can leave with the money you have,
your choice. What do you want to
do?
MARIA
Answers.

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TEACHER
Who is going to answer this final
question it can be any of you.
MARIA
Answers
TEACHER
(If says LEAVE) Thank you for
playing today round of NO Choice!
Get out of my class room! Next week
we will have the next load of
naughty kids. Thank you, behave and
goodnight.
(If they stay) You've decided to
stay, regretting it?
MARIA
Answers
TEACHER
Well here we go. What year did the
first silent film come out? Was it
1927,1923 or 1891.
Intense music
TEACHER
Do you think you have the answer?
PERSON
Answers
TEACHER
May we please have that answer.
PERSON
Answers
TEACHER
The answer was of course 1891, the
film was developed before the
talkie. Which is what we have now.
You've just won ...... to share
with your group. What are you going
to spend on it?
(If wrong) You've just lost all
your money. Or have you. We have
two envelopes for you to open, open
one with the money in it and you
for yourself get the original
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TEACHER (CONT'D)
earning of the game.
Opens small box with two envelopes.
TEACHER
Here are the envelopes.Pick one.
Person picks out envelopes.
TEACHER
What's in the envelope.
PERSON
Explains whats in the envelope.
TEACHER
Well here we go folks, giving money
to those or memes to those who have
no choice! See you next time on No
choice!