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Introduction: When Shes Laughing....................6
Before We Get to the Funny Business................9
Why Setting the Right Expectation
Makes Humor So Easy...........................11
The Theory of Expectations Is Your
Secret to HUMOR............................13
What Your Humor Will Get Her to See In You.....15
Why Putting Her in Her Head is So Impor-
tant to Attractive Humor..........................17
Finally, Remember: Clowns Dont Get Laid!.....20
Audio Note: Introduction................23
4
Callback Humor Amplifies the Play-
ground Effect...........................141
Dumbing Your Humor Down to
the Playground Level.........143
Part 4 Templates and Examples....................146
Audio Note: Part 4.....................................147
Phase5:SexualizedHumor....................................150
The Perfect Combo: Sexual Statements
Mixed with Humor........................153
Sexual Priming: The Rejection-Proof Way
to Get In Her Pants...........................157
Part 5 Templates and Examples.............162
Audio Note: Part 5........................................163
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introduction:
When shes
laughing...
Humor alone will get you a laugh or two; humor in a
specific sequence will get you LAID as well
as prevent you from spinning your wheels...
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hey werent lying
What you may not know, however, is that ANY guy can get wom-
en laughing. And I mean, ANY guy. This isnt to say that every guy
is a comedianor even funny. You dont need jokes or elaborate
punch lines to women laughing their pants off (quite literally).
Before we can even delve into this course, first you MUST un-
derstand that comedyas you probably know itis almost
something entirely different from cultivating the ability to make
women laugh. Heres why:
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Thats why even guys who can tell funny jokes often dont
come across attractive (probably you know a guy whos hi-
larious yet women just dont seem to like him). On the oth-
er hand, youve probably seen a guy who can get away with
saying absolute to stupidity to women
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Before We Get to
the Funny Business
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here is a method to the madness of what some people
think of as being funny. Once you understand how
a humorous/flirty interaction is supposed to look, you
will begin to see them as I do, and the mystery will be-
gin to unravel itself.
There are loopholes that exist as well, and Ive identified them,
and I know precisely when to exploit those loopholes. The
techniques that Rob and I have discovered and the templates
we have assembled are going to crack this code that very few
men take advantage of and allow you to capitalize on what
we call the Theory of Expectations to make her horny with
humor.
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Having this understanding will put the odds back in your favor,
and give you the control so that you can consistently spark at-
traction in conversations.
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f youre anything like me, you can probably think back to a
time
...and then, weirdly, did you find yourself living up to her ex-
pectations?
Its like I let their image of me shape how I act. And soon
enough I become the shy guy.
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f youve accepted that self-fulfilling prophecies are real, if
you can relate to feeling pigeonholed as the shy or nice
guy, then it leaves you with TWO choices:
I dont know about you but I like to take every advantage I can
get when Im out there talking to girls!
So heres the thing the longer you wait to begin flirting with/
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joking around with women, the more resistance you are go-
ing to face when/if you do and so the harder it is going to be
to make the transition from friendly conversation to flirta-
tious conversation. In fact, you may never even get a chance
to start flirting because she might have already dismissed
you as another boring chump.
...so if she views you as the boring sort of guy she is going to
respond to you in a boring sort of way and give you NOTHING
to work with, hoping that you get the point and walk away.
(Thus living up to her expectations.)
However
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ltimately it all comes down to displaying to her that
you are the kind of guy who is comfortable and con-
fident joking around with hot girls.
The quicker she sees you as this sort of guy the easier the rest
of the conversation is going to go. And more importantly, the
easier it will be to take a conversation from friendly to laugh-
ing to sexual.
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Once you plant that thought her in mind the Theory of Ex-
pectation takes over and everything else becomes so much
easier. Its like you begin to swim with the tide instead of
against it.
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ave you ever been around someone who just seemed
to dictate the pace of a conversation? Or maybe
youve been in a situation where YOU dictated the
pace, a time when you immediately feel in control
of the conversation.
Acting this way is NOT bossy or rude. But it does get people to
feel as they need to live up YOUR standardsand not vice versa.
Even if you say something the other person doesnt necessarily
find funny, they will probably laugh anyway! Thats the feeling
you need to get women to feel around you. Because that feeling
almost always leads to attraction.
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Most guys allow this to happen because its easy and it feels
like the nice thing to do. Indeed, when women have you
stuck in your head, youre less likely to encounter friction or
have arguments.
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Finally, Remember:
Clowns Dont Get Laid!
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omen MAY love to laugh, but they DONT want
a clown or even an entertainer. Even the fun-
niest standup comedy routines can fail mis-
erably on a date... and sometimes EVEN IF a
woman is cracking-up laughing, shes uncon-
sciously losing respect and attraction for the same man whos
making her laugh!
Therefore, its crucial that you always remember the golden rule
of attractive humor:
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That means the subtext of the jokeor what the joke im-
plies is more important than how funny it is. Take, as an ex-
ample, two jokes:
Regardless if you find these jokes funny or not, there are two
very different subtexts in each joke. The subtext of joke A is
that you find dead babies funny. The subtext of joke B is that
you understand how men and women interact. In one joke,
you show your apathy and insensitiveness, whereas in the
other joke you demonstrate that you understand gender rela-
tions and social subtleties.
Most guys find dead baby jokes funny because its cool to
be apathetic and insensitive around other guysthats the
essence of being tough. Women dont find such qualities
endearing, however.
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Module 2
introduction
Introduction: The Why of Humor
Why we created this program
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dorphins
Most importantly Humor serves very specific functions
in various phases of a seduction. This is where most guys
blow it. They stick with humor that is only conducive to
one phase and serves only one purpose
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Cool Vulnerability
A specific type of humor were going to talk about that
creates a bond with her.
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phase 1:
Breaking Her
State
Used within the first few seconds of meeting a
girl; the first few minutes of a date; in a
first text message you send her....
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think we can all agree that women put up sort of a Bitch
Shield when they first begin talking to guy they are uncer-
tain about.
These women dont want to give off too much interest and
encourage him to keep talking, so often they will appear bitchy,
bored, tired, or uptight. It is your job to use bantering to break
through this shield.
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Phase 1
Also, dont dwell on the banter line. If she tries to pry or wants
you to explain more just let it roll off, give her a sly smile,
and change the subject.
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Phase 1
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ll humor comes from the unexpected. In fact, all the
humor formulas and templates in this course have
some element of the unexpected. If a girl can pre-
dict how a joke will end, she probably wont laugh.
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Phase 1
I
once asked an attractive woman I was dating, whod heard
every pickup line in the book, if there was such a thing as a
good pickup line. She said yes, but only if a guy is funny and
ironic about it. That way, it seems as if hes acknowledging
the awkwardness of it and, by doing so, makes it funny and
not awkward.
Its kind of like when someone says, Im going to tell you some-
thing but you cant get mad or I dont mean to sound racist,
but and then they say something that normally would have
been really offensiveyet its somehow less offensive because
they acknowledged it!
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Phase 1
And since most guys act this way, it sets up a GREAT opportu-
nity for humor. Not only is acting shameless unexpected/un-
predictable, but it also injects A LOT of healthy tension into the
interaction, which is what will get women laughing uncontrol-
lablyeven if what youre saying isnt objectively very funny.
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Phase 1
my friend and the girl said something like, Its girls night, I
cant talk to you!
The girl and her friend were like, What? What are you talking
about?
You also want to do things like connect the dots. For instance,
if she leaves something out, fill it in for her. Maybe shes telling
a story about a guy that she met off Match.com, and it didnt
work out. You can say, Yeah. So the sex got boring? or, No
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Phase 1
It may take some time, a little practice, and whole lot of hones-
ty, but if you can get yourself feeling comfortable about your
desire for women, you will keep them laughing while escalat-
ing the conversation toward sex.
One final point before we get into a few quick examples: feel-
ing comfortable about your desire for women DOES NOT mean
youre chasing them and kissing their ass. Absolutely not! Be-
ing honest with your desire doesnt mean constantly telling a
woman how beautiful she is, or how much you like her.
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Phase 1
Using Misinterpretation
the Right Way
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magine a woman showing up to a first date with a guy shes
met only once, very briefly, and whom she hardly remem-
bers. Imagine her walking into a colorful lounge and scaning
the room...
A man notices her, smiles, and waves. As shes making her way
over to him, she thinks, Oh God, I hope this guy isnt boring. I
really dont want to sit through an hour of bad conversation...
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Phase 1
While the comment was a bit edgy, the man sitting across from
the woman is someone VERY comfortable
around women. Hes a man who understands
how to attractively misinterpret something ... misinterpret her or
accuse her of some-
a woman says so that he can playfully get a thing-even in a joking
woman in a flirty/sexual mood without being way-she will immedi-
creepy or too obvious. ately feel a need to
respond
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Phase 1
Until you get comfortable thinking of your feet, you may find it
easier to use a formula to misinterpret things about a woman.
I like using templates because if Im in a jam or shes not giving
me much to work with, I can just use a template answer.
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layfully accusing a girl of something is great for so-
cial humor.
For example, you may say to a girl, Wow, youre EVIL! to which
shell usually retort, No Im not! Why do you think that?
Thats the perfect setup for SO MUCH social humor. For ex-
ample you could say
Yeah right! You are so evil. Ill bet your head twists around
like the Exorcist!
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Phase 1
You know youre doing it right if the girl plays along even if
she acts offended or indignant. She might say, What?! I didnt
say that! Why would you think that? but if shes saying it with
enthusiasm or a little smirk, shes enjoying herself.
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W
e hate canned pickup lines. Most are just not
funny. And the few that are typically DO NOT
contain the type of humor thats going to get
you laid because the subtext is all wrong. Pick-
up lines ooze with the subtext Im trying to
impress you (at best) or Im sleazy (at worst).
Yet there ARE times when having a few lines up your sleeve can
be extremely effective. One of those moments is when trying to
break a womans state. Breaking her state so she flirts with you
is CRUCIAL. Unfortunately, most guys strike out because theyre
either NOT using humor at all, or using the wrong type of humor,
to do that.
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like better. Point is: figure out a surefire to always spark a flirty
vibe, right from the start. Heres a flow chart that spells out
the formula to create a flirty vibe...
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Part 1: Breaking Her State
Unpr t y
ed ictabili >You have an accent! wheres it
from? Lemme guess. Guam
>___________ is EVIL!
>Whats new in _____(Ironic Place)__?
Radic
al Truth >Im going to flirt shamelessly
with you for the next 32 seconds...
>Im taking you on a speed date!
>...you cant really blame me...
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Part 1: Breaking Her State
sn
Misin i o
terpretat >If by ____ you mean ____, then yes!
>You are such a (badass/flirt/diva/nerd/
dork)!
>Ill bet you are (if she says, Im
wet...)
Pop C
ulture >Wait, Im calling a Zack Morris
timeout.
>I kissed a girland liked it!
>Bling, bling!
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Part 1: Breaking Her State
Incon
gruence >Its guys night out!
Youre going to be my new body-
guard!
>Stop staring at my man-cleavage!
S pec l s
i
ific deta >A girl drinking an Appletini WOULD
say something like that.
>Wear that dress you know I love!
>What are you doing at 8:03 tonite?
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Module 2
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Phase 1
PRO TIP: Well talk more specifically about going into a char-
acter in a later phase.. but something that will help is to put
yourself into a comedic character Barney from How I Met
Your Mother is an example
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Phase 2:
Establishing
Youre A Flirt
Maintained the first few minutes of the interaction; no
matter if this is your first time meeting her, or youve
hung out before, you should also re-establish yourself
as a flirt early in the conversation...
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aving a fun vibe is essential because its the ultimate
currency. Its why we go out to bars, clubs or pret-
ty much any place that we can go out to have fun.
Its how we choose our friends and even why people
drink or do drugsbecause they want to have fun and
are craving to be around people that allow us to have fun...
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f you learn to what women are saying and you get a feel for
bantering then youll see that women give you all the mate-
rial you can possibly need to get them laughing.
Here are a few quick lines to quickly get her to see you as a flirt.
The best way to deliver the lines is to exaggerate how little sense
she is making. This is a good time to be animated, and a slightly
childish.
Are you just making shit up as you go along?
Its a good thing youre pretty, because once the looks
go youll be in trouble...
Lets play a game. Its called how long can you hold your
breath.
Youre aware youre still talking right?
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Using Misinterpretation
to Set Up A Flirty Vibe
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n the last section, the idea of misinterpretation was intro-
duced as a great way to break a womans state. You can also
use misinterpretation to ensure she immediately sees you as
a flirt...
You need to get really good at listening to things she says that
you can use for misinterpretion material. The best kinds are sex-
ual misinterpretations, but you can also misinterpret her as be-
ing ditzy, a bad ass, sex crazed, trying to impress you, paranoid,
dorky, or even a cute little puppy dog.
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that you can use and reuse throughout your interaction or date.
You took what she said (being out with her girl friend) and
misinterpreted it as a lesbian relationship. You then exagger-
ated it by saying, Do you have more than one? Do they get
jealous? Finally, you made it absurd by saying, Im not going
to get jumped by ten jealous crazed softball players am I?
Later on, you can bring it back up, by saying, Im a little ner-
vous Im going to get beat up by your jealous softball-playing
girlfriend...
Misinterpret + Exaggerate
(or Absurd) X Repeat
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Phase 2
You can do this with just about any topic youre talking about,
just listen for opportunities...
For example, say youre talking to a girl and she says, Man, I
really need a drink. Well if she needs a drink, you can mister-
pret that as her being a raging alcoholic whos going to beat
her red-headed step child while streaking naked through Times
Square wearing only a cowboy hat.
Then you can just keep going back to it later, like if somebody
comes over to talk to you guys, you can say, You dont have
any step children do you? You better keep them away from
her.
Or maybe she says shes sick of guys. You can say something
like, You should draw a big smiley face on a pillow and carry it
around and then just scream at people how they dont under-
stand the love you feel. Either that or you can get some cats.
And then later, bring it up again. (But ONLY repeat these sorts
of teases if she laughed the first time!)
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Say youre talking to her and she calls you out on a pickup line
by saying, Oh thats a good pickup line. Heres how you
could speculate: Oh, are you saying that because no one usu-
ally talks to you? Cute.
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Or, maybe she says, For your information... you can finish it
by saying, ...That pet rock really was your best friend?
Another good one is when she says, I hate that... and you
finish with ...you cant wear pajamas to the bar and carry your
stuffed animal friends around.
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n order to put her in her head and get the upper hand, it re-
ally helps to bullshit her a bit. This is so great because it
shows her that youre in control of the conversation. Women
love guys who challenge them. Not in the, Im much smart-
er than you way, but in a way that keeps them on their feet.
You want her not sure if what youre saying is serious or if youre
messing around.
The great thing about that particular line is that it serves two
purposes. One, it tests her gullibility and lets you mess with her
a little bit, but you also get to see her reaction because, if youve
established yourself as a flirt and then you tell her that youre
married, theres SHOULD be a weird reaction from her. The more
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Phase 2
Another way to mess with her is to play dumb when shes ex-
plaining something. You can just keep saying, Can you repeat
that? and, at first, shes going to be thinking youre serious
and shes going to repeat it. Eventually shes going to catch on
and be like, You asshole.
This is what Rob calls the 3-step and spin move, which you
can use when a woman asks you interview-style questions.
Examples of an interview-style question is something like
where youre from or what you do for work. As tempting as it
may be to answer these questions with real, logical answers,
its your job as a man to make sure the conversation doesnt
get boring.
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That bring said, you also dont want to give answers that are
completely off-the-wall and only get her emotional. You want a
nice balance, which is 3 logical statements (3-step) followed
by an emotional joke or tease (and SPIN). The spin de-
pends on the humor element of unpredicability (mentioned in
the introduction). Here are some examples 3-steps and spins:
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Phase 2
Just be careful! If used too much it can come off as scripted and
try-hard. Keep her guessing (which keeps her in her head!) by
answering a few of her questions ONLY with emotional state-
ments or ONLY with logical statements. Remember: unpredi-
cability!
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O
nce you get in the habit of putting yourself on the
offensive with women, youre ALWAYS going to hit
some friction. She might say something nasty, tem-
porarily lose interest, or something might just go
awry for a moment. This happens to every guy in
every interaction...
This is huge. A big difference between guys who are good with
women and guys who are NOT is this: can he keep his cool in mo-
ments of emotional friction? When a womans behavior sudden-
ly becomes difficult does the guy make a big deal over it? Does
he get frantic? Or can he transform that moment into something
that will get her laughing?
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Phase 2
If she says your shirt looks terrible, you say it really does. If she
calls you immature or dumb, you say that you couldnt agree
more. No matter what she says, your response is that shes
absolutely right.
After you glide over the friction with an agreement, THEN you
state your REAL opinion in an absurd or light-hearted way. This
part might be a little tricky for guys who arent yet comfortable
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improvising on the spot. If that sounds like you, then you may
find it helpful to have a few go-to bumper statements up
your sleeve. Often guys who seem rock-solid confident (even
when a girl is acting like a complete bitch) maintain their cool
by having a few bumper statements in their back pocket to
use in common situations.
Weak.
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Part 2: Establishing Youre a Flirt
Shes n Y
o
Hitting >Did you put roofies in my drink?
> Stop undressing me with your eyes...
>Youre looking at me like a fat kid
looks at a cheeseburger!
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Part 2: Establishing Youre a Flirt
m e ss e r
ing with h >Now are you just making shit up
as you go along?
>Its a good thing youre pretty,
cause once the looks go youll be in
trouble...
cran li
ky or mean >I bet you have a real cute side
somewhere. You just dont show it!
>love it when you talk mean to me!
>Weve got Grumpy Smurf hEre!
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Module 2
Theory of Expectations
How we imagine someone to be is how well view them
If we think someone is funny we start laughing before
they finish the joke
The sooner she knows youre flirting, the more she be-
gins to take your jokes as flirting
Youre also establishing that you are socially intelligent
One well-timed banter line displays a ton more social in-
telligence than any story you tell or thing you brag about
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Mistakes to Avoid
Teasing vs. Being an asshole
Knowing when to drop the banter: Although you can
keep throwing the occasional banter or tease through-
out the night.. after establishing that youre flirting
youre ready to move to next phase (which involves less
teasing and bantering)
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Phase 3:
Rapport
through humor
Create rapport and bond with her, using a milder form of
humor; humanize yourself, share funny stories,
and get her investing...
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f a woman doesnt feel comfortable around you, she proba-
bly also will not feel comfortable sleeping with you. You can
get women laughing and even get them horny using humor,
but if you cant also get her to see you as a real person
then shes eventually going to stop laughing and leave...and
youre going to go home with a raging set blue balls (true story!).
Thats why its SO IMPORTANT you get her comfortable with you.
And an easy way to do that while also keeping the vibe fresh and
fun is to generate rapport through humor, which is Phase 3 of
the Make Her Horny with Humor course!
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Just think of guys you know who are usually called these names.
Often its because these guys act in a stereotypical way. If
youre acting like a stereotype, by definition, youre not be-
ing yourself because who you are is inherently unique and
non-stereotypical. Thats why youre going to see less turn-
key examples and lines in this section and more templates
and ways to convey YOUR stories and YOUR personality.
Still, on the audio and in this section youre going to get plenty
of examples. While you SHOULD pay attention to the concepts
and ideas the examples demonstrate, you SHOULD NOT recite
the examples as if they were scripts. If you do, you probably
will NOT get a good reaction from women because youre not
Bobby Rio or Rob Judge.
SHARED EXPERIENCES!
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B
efore we delve into to the techniques and templates
for generating humorous and attractive rapport with
women, you first need to accept a CRUCIAL attitude
that will make you unstoppable with women, some-
thing we call cool vulnerability.
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Not only is she going to feel really comfortable around you be-
cause youre keeping it real, shes also going to see how rock-
solid confident you are. A huge secret most guys never figure
out is that confidence is NOT revealed during high points. ANY
guy can appear confident when everything is going his way.
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While every other guy is busy uncool fronting, youre not afraid
to tell less unflattering stories because youre THAT sure of
yourself. Other guys might break into a cold sweat if a girl
heard about the time they got totally embarrassed, but you
not only TELL HERyou actually laugh over it!
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o generate REAL rapport during this phase, both you
and her are going to be speaking a lot longer to each
other. In the early phases of humor, the dialogue is
pretty punchy and back-and-forth. When its time to
generating rapport, however, youll give each other
more speaking time to tell more personal information and
deeper thoughts.
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Most likely you have stories for all these ideas and you can
safely bet the woman youre speaking with does, too. As such,
you will quickly and easily create a solid connection just by tell-
ing your story.
(And if you sprinkle some humor into the story, its going to
work like gangbusters!)
Some guys dont believe they can pull off telling a funny sto-
ry, but its easy if you know how to approach it. Its not like
youre delivering a best man speech or even a presentation at
workyoure simply reciting a personalthough humorous
and entertainingmemory.
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But dont get it confused! Funny stories are NOT jokes. They
just SHARE 3-act/step formula with jokes. The situation (act
1/beginning) > complication (act 2/middle) > resolution (act 3/
end) formula! More importantly, not EVERY funny story needs
a punchline (its only half a step afterall!). Most of your story
humor will come from quirky details, funny phrases, and unex-
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For example, you may be telling a first kiss story, and obvious-
ly you wanted your first kiss, but WHY did you REALLY want
that first kiss?
Maybe it was to impress your friends or to see what it
was like, or...
Maybe it was because you finally wanted to kiss your
crush, or...
Maybe it was during a Truth or Dare game and you
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Bland stories are about the obvious. GREAT stories (the type
that REALLY turn women on, captivate their attention, and
get them laughing uncontrollably) go a level DEEPER than the
obvious. You want the situations your stories set up to contain
LOTS of anticipation for whats going to happen next.
Thats why you want to give the situation of your story care-
ful attention and REALLY hone on and unexpected interesting
motivation!
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A story about a first kiss where you smooched your junior high
girlfriend at the end of a date isnt a story. Its simply a fact.
As you know, the ying and yang of a STORY is the CONFLICT
and CONSEQUENCE. The main character SHOULD encounter
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Again, the more time you think this over, the funnier your sto-
ries will be. If you think of a REALLY interesting, threatening,
and/or humorous confrontation, your story is going to kick
ass. But if your confrontation is obvious then your story will
probably be uninteresting and, unless you add some REALLY
humorous details, very unfunny.
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Really try to go back and get into your head at the time. Pin-
point the thoughts and feelings and fears and emotions you
felt when the moment was happening. Anything interesting
there? Hopefully the answer is yes!
Pro tip: sometimes listening to music that you liked during that
time in your life can trigger some material for your stories
try it!
Once you have your confrontation, hold onto it for the next
the section! Since this is the most important element of your
story (and the part that youre going to spend about 90% of
the time on when reciting), its CRUCIAL you dont just gloss
over the conflict or simply state it like a fact, e.g., I was really
nervous before my first kiss because I didnt know what to ex-
pect
Instead, to pack the most humor and emotion into your sto-
ries, pinpoint specific episodes, events, and scenes that SHOW
the conflict. WORK THE DETAILS!
For example, if you were really nervous before your kiss, using
a detail or two to highlight that will make your story pop. For
example, you might try to identify something that happened
as you prepared yourself for the unexpectedlike an event
or scenethat REALLY demonstrates that.
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Dont sweat over your ending too much though. Youre not
competing for some literary prize or trying to shock her with
a crazy twist or unexpected ending.
As you know, most of the heavy lifting of the story will take
place in the middle, the confrontation. Thats where youre
going to add your funny details. That being said, it does help if
your ending isnt COMPLETELY obvious. For example, Id prob-
ably rather hear the story about your first FAILED first kiss than
your actual first kiss because the failed first kiss is probably
funnier and more interesting.
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nce you have the backbone of your story mapped
out with our 3-step formula, its time to bring it
to life with funny and memorable details. This sec-
tion is chock-full of templates because we want to
make this as easy and turnkey as possible for you.
Still, you need to do your homework and brainstorm details that
really pop.
The more you tell your stories, the better your details will be-
come. Thats why once you have a few good stories, get your-
self in the habit of practicing them whenever you caneven if
your audience isnt a hot woman. The more you tell a story, the
sooner youll know which details work and which dont.
That being said, heres where add humorous details are to these
elements of your story:
Charactersthe BEST characters to detail are either part
of the conflict (e.g., a girls pissed off dad) or a catalyst
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Nowtime for templates! Here are some ways you can super-
charge your details so they get women laughing so hard, they
cant stop thinking about your stories (and, because of that,
cant stop thinking about YOU)
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uch of creating rapport through humor means
creating inside jokes between you and a girl.
Sometimes when youre interacting with a real-
ly funny or witty girl, shell establish some good
jokes but most of the time, it will be YOUR job to
create that vibe.
This is starkly different from the humor in some of the other phas-
es. Earlier in an interaction, when youre teasing and bantering
with her, a lot of the tension comes from a you versus her dy-
namic. You might joke that you and her will never get along, and
often that gets girls giggling and flirting.
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Later though, you NEED to shift gears and make it about you
AND her together (the next section, on Partners in Crime,
hammers this idea in, as well). Its really important to drop the
cockiness about yourself and instead get cocky about you AND
her together.
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When she answers, you can keep reminding her of your super
good-looking baby by name. Every time you do, shell be re-
minded of the bond you two have.
You can also use the situation to generate role plays on the
fly. And the formula is super simple:
So, imagine you and girl were chatting for a while, and you
wanted to go for a kissa way you might use a humorous role
play to do that would be:
Wow, youre awesome. In fact, youre so awesome, I
wish you were my first girlfriend so the bar high would
have been set high for all my future girlfriends. Like, I
wish we could just get in a time machine, go back to
the year 1986 where wed both be three-years-old and
then you could be the first girl Id ever ask on a date.
And our date would be so badass. Id pick you up on my
Big Wheels and Id ride you to the playground. Id totally
push you on the swing and then later, under the seesaw,
wed have our first kiss. Itd be so amazing, itd just be
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This role play may sound elaborate, and you might be thinking
that youd never be able to generate such role plays on the
flybut its easier than it seems. All you need to do is think
about specifics. The first time I ever said that role play (and it
was all improvised on the spot), I just started thinking about
things I did when I was kid. So I thought:
Big Wheels
G.I. Joes
The Playground
You can think out loud as you come up with these details. In
fact, thats part of the fun (and humor!) of role playing. Its even
better when she chimes in and adds her details and thoughts
because that reinforces the us vibe!
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I
discovered the Partners in Crime technique about ten
years ago when I was working in a restaurant. There was this
guy, Marty, who wasnt particularly cool or funny, but he had
women wrapped around his finger. The minute he showed
up for work, they would rush up to talk to him. He was al-
ways sleeping with a couple of them and I wanted to know what
he was doing.
In fact, he went on vacation this one time for a week, and while
he was gone, work just wasnt the same, and I realized that I
was missing Marty and so were all these other girls I was work-
ing with. I thought about it and I was like, If I didnt show up for
work one day, would the girls miss me?
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What kind of attitude did he have that created this sort of ad-
dictiveness and loyalty by all these girls?
What I found was that Marty created this vibe of you and me
against the world and thats sort of the vibe you want to keep
in mind:
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He just created this you and him against the world vibe and
thats one of the best ways to establish rapport through hu-
mor: make the inside jokes you guys share about you and
her against the world.
Maybe youre at a bar and you make a mission that the two of
you are going to steal shots and you make her the lookout, so
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now you are sort of combining against the bar, as the two of
you try not getting caught by the bartender or bouncer.
The mission could also be just some imaginary role play. For
instance, say the two of you are talking about Cavaricis. If
you grew up in the 80s, you know what Cavaricis are. Maybe
the two of you are talking about Cavaricis and how much you
used to like them. You can make it your mission and say, Lets
make it our mission to bring Cavaricis back, and you can sort
of role play out this idea of the two of you together making
this certain brand of clothing cool again, or this certain hair-
style. Whatever it is, you are looking to find something to be
your mission.
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For me, one of the things I hate is people who use finger quotes
or people who say things like LOL or BRB, they talk in text talk.
Those sort of things, I love when I talk to a girl and we both can
like rant about it. Thats another way to do the partners in crime
technique: find something the two of you can rant about.
You can also create the partners in crime vibe by using other
people as props. It could just be an unsuspecting person, may-
be theres a guy whose got a mullet standing by and the two
of you are singing 80s songs to see if you can get his atten-
tion.
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Another example was this one time when I was at a bar and
my crazy ex-girlfriend showed up. The girl I was talking to at
the time, I made it her job to hide me from my crazy ex. Just
fun things like that create that partners in crime mentality.
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W
hats so great about pop culture is that it con-
nects all of us and gives us cast of characters
we all know, moments we all remember, and
jokes (most of us) find funny. If you cant see
how this can generate instant rapport with a
stranger, youre just not thinking hard enough!
In fact, pop culture might the fastest, safest, and EASIEST way
to establish rapport with a girl you just met
With pop culture, you can draw from a wide range of topics both
you and a woman understand!
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Where are you from? What do you do? What did you
study in college?
ZzzzzZZZ Boring!
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The
Us-Vibe >We would spawn the most insanely
good looking offsping together!
>Were both smart people so...
>You like me, so obviously you
have good taste in men!
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ners-in-c >If any creepy girls hit on me to-
night, you have to protect me!
>Lets make Cavaricis cool again!
>Okay, youre in. I can show you the
secret handshake...
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Take Her Back to
the Playground
Get her to revert back to a school girl, laughing on the
playground with her crush; shes not thinking about work,
responsibilities, or repercussions of hooking up...
T
he expression take her to the playground sums up
a specific style of humor you will find very effective in
making women hornyespecially in the later stages
of a seduction. Ideally, you want to get her to feel as
if shes back on the playground with you, like two kids
in the fourth grade, teasing each other and just having fun.
While it may sound strange or even childish, when you take her
back to the playground you give her the opportunity to let her
guard down so she can really enjoy herself. In fact, this phase
comes AFTER rapport because a woman has to feel comfortable
around you BEFORE she can let herself go with playground hu-
mor.
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This is where you get her to revert back to a school girl, laugh-
ing on the playground with the guy she has a crush on. Shes
not thinking about work, responsibilities, or repercussions of
hooking up with you.
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W
hile no one likes a bully, stealing a few bully
moves and applying them in a good-natured
way will work wonders when taking her back
to her playground days.
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That said, youll see how well mixing in some playful bullying
works when youre trying to inject tension into your interac-
tions. Below were going to list and describe some easy ways
to flirt in a playfully bullying way. First though, lets define EX-
ACTLY what playful bullying entails so you understand the um-
brella under which all these tactics fall.
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Now that you understand the RIGHT way to apply this tech-
nique, lets move into some specifics. To begin, theres an old
expression that states, If it was fun when you were in a kid,
its fun today. That means things that were exciting and en-
joyable as a kid are fun when you bring them back. Some in-
stant ways to do this are:
Grab her hand and challenge her to a thumb-wrestling
match
Challenge her to a pillow fight
Challenge her to a few rounds of truth-or-dare
Try to teach her a secret handshake and joke about
how bad she is at it
After a high-five, tell her she needs to work on her
high-fiving skills
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All you have to do is take her hand and put it on the old guys
butt so that he turns around. It will drive most women crazy.
Just the other night I pulled this move and the girl said, I hate
youand thats exactly why I knew it worked. (A girl only
says, I hate you to a guy shes attracted to)
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G
ames not only are great for creating humorous mo-
ments with women, but they also really get women
feeling like you think theyre special. Before a wom-
an will sleep with you, she HAS to feel like you genu-
inely like her. Unfortunately, most guys dont know
how to do this. Making a woman feel special DOES NOT mean
acting like a wimp or kissing her ass. In fact, its actually better if
you DONT do that. Keep things subtle instead. Give her a feeling
of us-nessthat you and her together make a unique couple.
(Remember the us-vibe!)
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On the next page youll find 3 simple games you can use to
create conspiracies. Just to make the point of playing games
clear, allow me to explain with a story. One night, Id just met
a girl who was fun and outgoing. We started teasing one an-
other about who was more awesome. To settle our dis-
pute I suggested a challenge. I said, Im so awesome, I
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Yet, games dont even have to this complicated. You can just
play hot hands or truth-or-dare (as mentioned in the last sec-
tion). Another great game is mouse race, where you play the
three mice running and you draw on her arm and she tells you
to stop and you dont stop because one of the mice is deaf. It
gets her really mad and creates a playful vibe.
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game to play in bars because you can just point out strangers.
And it works even better when you play at a party where the
answers are more of a secret.
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A
nother aspect of playground humor that really works
well is the idea of repetition. Kids do this when they
are little, constantly repeating things over and over
again. Well, you can continue to repeat some things,
like a silly rumor or a false accusation, in order to
add that playground playfulness to your conversations.
So for the rest of the time that I knew this girl, I would always
go back to that little joke by saying things like, So who was the
eighth guy? and I would name them and try to guess who num-
ber eight was. It was just a funny thing that I always went back
to: that she slept with eight guys even though she swears she
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Or say youre talking to a girl and she moves the chair and it
squeaks and sounds like a fart, but you both know it was just
the chair. You can say, Did you just fart in front of me? Are
we that comfortable with each other where we can just fart
in front of each other? Most of the time, shell be like, Oh
no, and you can keep going back to it and repeating the ac-
cusation.
Maybe later on, somebody else comes into the group, you go,
Hey. This is Jessica. She may or may not have just farted in
front of me, so you might want to stay away from her. Youre
just bringing back the joke and repeating it for extra effect.
You can even use callback for the sort of silly humor that was
funny ON the (actualt) playground. Perfect example of that
silly sort of humor: the old Youve got something on your
shirt gag.
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owbrow humor is the dumber side of playground hu-
mor, which has you sort of playing the dumb guy. Ex-
amples of this are doing things like stating the obvious.
If you see a girl crying in the corner, youd say, Do you
think shes sad? Youre just basically saying something
thats stupid funny. Another example might be if a girl is really
short and you say, Youre kind of short. Youre just stating the
obvious, which, if done in moderation, is funny.
You can also describe things in absurd ways. For example, de-
scribing animals talking or people doing bizarre things. For ex-
ample, say youre talking about your dog, you might describe
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him like this: Yeah my dog is the best. Hes got a thing for dry
humping, especially dry humping pillows. He even has three-
somes. Hell take two pillows and go back and forth with them.
Then he smokes a cigar afterwards. Hes crazy.
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For starters, it gets girls to realize, Wow, this guy isnt trying
to impress me. While most guys scramble to impress at-
tractive women, shell see that your confidence and trust in
yourself allows you to just be yourself, even if sometimes
you come across dorky.
Not only that, when you act a little dorky it lets her see that
dorky side of herselfand you want to let out that side of her.
I know it might sound counter-intuitive that you want her to
show you her dorky side, but when you have a girlfriend or are
in any type of relationship, a lot of it IS her dorky side. When
youre lying in bed with a girl in the morning, a lot of the hu-
mor you and your girlfriend have is just being dorky to each
other
So when you allow a girl to act that way before shes your girl-
friend, it usually relaxes her and makes her almost feel like the
two of you are already together. Were all dorks at heart, but
we only let people close to us see that dorky side of our per-
sonalities.
Thats why when you mess up you advise you NOT to cover it
up. (In fact, make a joke about it!) Whether you mess up trying
to hit on her or you spill something on your shirt, dont try to
play off like some sort of wanna-be cool guy. Go with it and let
it reveal that dorky side of you and trust it will make you come
off MORE attractive.
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ful bullyi >I ordered you the worst glass
of scotch they had instead. hope
you like it!
>not so fast!
game
s with her >Thats it! Im challenging you to a
thumb wrestling match! Lets go!
>Ill bet I can get that guy to
high-five me before you can...
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Phase 5:
Sexualized
Humor
Great for staying out of the friend zone
and making an interaction very
sexual, very fast...
I
f youve ever tried to get sexual with woman and ended up
just coming off like a creepy pervert, this section will make
sure that never happens again. Using humor to smooth
things over is a great strategy for seamless sexual escalation.
I only learned this lesson through trial and error (and many
creeped out ladies!). Time and time again I saw the combina-
tion for sexy, non-awkward physical escalation was this:
Its very easy to bring up sex with a girl when shes giggling. If
youre having a serious conversation about that uncle you hated
growing up or about one of her ex-boyfriends who cheated, its
usually hard to bring up sex. But when youre laughing back-and-
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forth, shes giggling and youre just having this playful conver-
sation, its very easy to bring up sex. Its also makes going back
to your place easy, too, because its all under the guise of fun.
If youve been having fun with her all night, its a lot easier to
keep that momentum going and get her back because shes
just going to be like, Okay. Were just going to go back and
have some more fun. It doesnt trigger that alarm in her head
that tells her, Oh no! If I go back to his place, hes going to
put the moves on me, and I dont want to seem slutty.
Dont get me wrong, when shes having fun she still KNOWS
whats going on and what the deal is, but she allows it to hap-
pen because it doesnt seem weird, creepy, forced, and, most
importantly, youre doing it the right way.
If she jokingly hits you, whether its lightly slapping you or just
grabbing at you, thats another indication youre doing it right.
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not the best situation. When this happens, you usually should
have a comeback. Even something as simple as saying, You
keep that up, little girl, and youre going to get spanked.
Now that weve discussed why this works and what your goals
should be, lets talk about what sexualized humor actually
is...
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s guys, sometimes its hard for us to understand why
a woman wouldnt want to have sex with us if she
likes us. Thats because when were attracted to a
girl, wed have sex with herno questions asked.
In fact, theres really only 3 ways of categorizing
women: the 0, 1, and 2 system.
0 = Would not
1 = Would
2 = Wouldand would snap pictures
In other words, theres girl you wouldnt sleep with (0), girls you
would sleep with (1), and girls youd sleep withand be proud
of it (2). Thats all, folks! With women, however, its much more
complex and confusing. As you probably know, just because a
woman likes you doesnt mean shes ready to sleep with you. You
could be a 2 to a womana guy shed sleep with and show off
to her friendsyet she still may hesitate to go home with you.
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Most guys assume its up to the girl to get herself feeling sex-
ual. If you dont think youre one of these guys, ask yourself
this: what did you do with the last girl you hung out with that
got her feeling sexual?
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vibe going. (Unless you REALLY know what youre doing, us-
ing phase 5 strategies too early or too late will usually creep
her out.)
Although, if said at the right time, you can use sexualized hu-
mor on a girl you just met as well as your long-term girlfriend.
Just always stay creative with the details, which is the second
component of a successfully sexualizing your humor.
The details are where you can really amplify the humor, es-
pecially when applying humorous restraint. The more spe-
cific you are with explicit details, the more you can turn her
on. For example, notice how non-specific (and unfunny) this
statement is: Id really like to be fucking you right now, but
we cant because were in public.
A better way to say the exact same thing would be: I cant
stop thinking about how itd feel to be laying on my bed, you
on top of me, with my hand gently running down your back...
but Im going to try to stop thinking such things because there
are old ladies presentso I dont want to give myself a rag-
ing boner and offend someones granny. The details make
the statements more real, so they pack more of an emotional
punch as well as add more humor.
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exual priming is one of my FAVORITE tactics for getting
sexual. To understand how it works, imagine this: you
and a woman have been chatting for 30 minutes or so
and everything seems to be going well. Shes giggling
at your jokes, answering your questions with stories,
staring into your eyes, and maybe even peppering you with a
compliment here and there.
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invite her back to your place, and even when you guys start
fooling around!
You want to invite her back to your place and you want to
make it clear you have sexual intentions:
Wrong way: We could go back to my place where its
quieter and more intimate and I have condoms...
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You can just go out tonight and use these sexual priming ex-
amples and see them work for yourself
Shell know exactly what you mean if you say, Lets go cuddle
but they KEY DIFFERENCE is cuddle is a cute, good-humored
word. And especially adding things, Im calls dibs on the big
spoon keeps the proposition light and playful. Whereas us-
ing words like intimate and quiet make going back to your
place sound awkward and serious.
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Humo ra
rous rest >If we were alone, Id be on my
naughtiest behavior...but since its al-
most Christmas and I want to be on
Santas nice list, Im going to be a
good boy...
s e xu
al priming >You need a spanking!
>Why do I have a sneaking suspi-
cion that youre a great cuddler?
>Im not going to lie...Im pretty
damn excellent at spooning...
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