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makes the frogs Violence in Fiction DO People didnt look at the full
story and pointed out the fact
that Moore enjoyed playing
Where people took ICP
seriously!
The two shooters didnt even
listen to Marilyns music. The

gay?!?! wore trench coats because Why have I put

NOT cause Violence in video games. However, he
was 18 years old, so of
One of the most devastating
tragedies of American history
they were the trench coat
mafia. pictures of Alex
By Jeff
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no
way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too
small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee,
Real LifeFACT!!! course he enjoyed video
games.
is the Columbine High
School massacre where on
April 20 1999, students Eric
This didnt stop people. In an
interview, Manson said that
Jones
of course, flies anyway because bees don't care
Its not just video games that Harris and Dylan Klebold being blamed for Columbine
what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh,
Turns out what happens in fantasy land, get the blame thrown at murdered twelve students nearly ruined his career. He
Everywhere?
black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry!
Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second.
Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is them, music is another and one teacher at claimed that he had to pursue
happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for
those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're
stays in fantasy land. media that has been under a Columbine High School in legal action against those who Honestly I dont know what
very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. microscope for a long time. Columbine, Colorado. were so avidly associating his Im doing please help
Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got
lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! Especially in the 90s where name with the Columbine
We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop
flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is acts like Eminem, Marilyn People noticed that both shooting. I'M A PIONEER. I'M AN EXPLORER. I'M A
that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. HUMAN, AND I'M COMIN'. I'M ANIMATED.
Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school,
three days high school. Those were awkward. Three
Manson and Rage Against students were dressed in I'M ALIVE. MY HEART'S BIG, ITS GOT
days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked the Machine (to name a trench coats, and were However, people dont just HOT BLOOD GOIN' THROUGH IT FAST. I
around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, LIKE TO FIGHT, TOO! I LIKE TO EAT! I
Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. -
few) raised to mainstream angry. So people put two listen to music and then decide LIKE TO HAVE CHILDREN! I'M HERE. I
Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the
funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting
success through challenging and two together and put the to commit mass murder. The GOT A LIFE FORCE. THIS IS A HUMAN.
someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such THIS IS WHAT WE LOOK LIKE, THIS IS
a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of
the social norm. Due to their blame on Marilyn Mansons main factor which contributed WHAT WE ACT LIKE. THIS IS WHAT
the way. I love this incorporating an amusement
park into our day. That's why we don't need
explicit lyrics involving violent music because they were to this act was bullying. The EVERYBODY WAS LIKE BEFORE US.
vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the
THIS IS WHAT I AM. I'M A THROWBACK.
circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. -
acts, people saw them as a dressed similar to a Marilyn shooters were considered to I'M HERE. I GOT THE FIRE OF HUMAN
We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students,
faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean
Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class threat. It came to the point in one of his videos. have suffered from 4 years of LIBERTY. I'M SETTIN' FIRES
EVERYWHERE, AND HUMANS ARE
of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And
begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick
relentless bullying and TURNING ON EVERYWHERE.
ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up!
Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside
(according to their classmates)
the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A
little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of
were considered to be the
Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it!
Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have
losers of the losers.
worked your whole life to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our
valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our
top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected,
Both shooters suffered from
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this
soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow
psychological issues as well.
you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my
cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right.
Eric was classified as a clinical
You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to
improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees
psychopath and Eric was
are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What
do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have depressive. Harris had
our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does
that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that masterminded the whole event, Death Grips
hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan For years and years people This claim has been spread A $600 million lawsuit was filed he was considered to have a
anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee
jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small have been trying to blame the around for years, especially against Rockstar Games,
job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose messianic-level superiority Yeezus Review
carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for
the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your
media for corrupting our feeble with the release of games such Take-Two Interactive, Sony complex and had hoped to Hi everyone, Anthony Fantano here, the internet's
life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll
be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't
minds. Seeing how we are as Doom, Mortal Kombat and Computer demonstrate his superiority to busiest meme nerd. And it's time for a review of the
new /mu/ meme, "When msuic become the
had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just
work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my
constantly exposed to the GTA. However during 2003 the Entertainment, GameStop, the world, whereas Klebold avocado" /mu/ is a 4chan-based memecore
mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say
that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to
media, it seems like the lizard game GTA Vice City spiked a and Wal-Mart, claiming that was severely depressed,
imageboard that's been releasing a steady stream of
memes since their formation in mid 2006. In the
have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to
make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could people at the illuminati can bit of controversy after Devin Moore frequently played Vice having repeatedly documented early years, the board's style was rooted in the
they never have told us that? Why would you classic 4chan style, but in recent years the board
question anything? We're bees. We're the most now easily pump us full of Moore committed a disgusting City and that his experience his desires to commit suicide developed a style influenced more directly by fellow
perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think 4chan outfits /s4s/ and /b/, as well as sites like
maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? propaganda and their act of violence. with the game led him to due to his lack of success with tumblr. /mu/'s meme output over the years has never
Give me one example. I don't know. But you know really achieved widespread commercial acclaim, but
what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal messages, and this has commit the crimes. The the girls in his school. One of their self-contained, post-irony influenced style has
Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it
become more apparent during Devin was apprehended on plaintiffs' attorney, Jack attracted a devoted cult-following over the years,
out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never
seen them this close. They know what it's like
the main reasons Dylan took particularly in recent years with memes like "JERdk"
outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - the rise of violence in video suspicion of stealing a car, he Thompson, claimed the and "le meme toad" which showcased a definite
Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're
part in the massacre was to movement towards a more passive-aggressive,
monsters here is unbelievable. " Is this what nature games and movies. then stole a police officers gun graphic nature of the game post-ironic style. /mu/'s memes have been on a
intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke commit suicide. steady decline so far this year, in my opinion.
machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? and shot two police officers caused Moore to commit the Especially with their last full-length meme, "women
Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white
man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the Blaming these media for and a dispatcher. He later fled murders. The human brain has yet to be
are a meme", which proved to be their blandest and
species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free most conventional effort so far, /mu/ has really fallen
these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the causing violence seems like an the scene in a police cruiser. fully explored by scientist due under the radar, in recent months. But this latest full-
bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds length meme is... it's definitely the return to form that
in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you easy scape goat, especially in However, Moore later told to its complex structure and a lot of people have been waiting for. This meme to
could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what
this means? All the honey will finally belong to the the new age of media. Now Devin was later apprehended detectives that the real reason me feels like /mu/ going back to its roots and
bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the workings, but if there is creating some heavy, post-ironic, trap-influenced
time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of this may be hard to believe, and told police "Life is a video he shot the officers was meme material. There are some heavy /s4s/
nature Benson You'll regret this Barry how much something scientist know for influences on this thing, especially elements like
but the human brain isnt as game. Everybody's got to die because he didnt want to go to "making no fucking sense" which really feel like
certain, its that when you are /mu/'s efforts at experimenting with a dank,
stupid as you think. If you read sometime. This shook jail. He was later sentenced to shitposting style, but in many ways it takes the basic
inspired to do something that formula and pushes it in new, ambitious directions. I
a book about someone who everyone, and soon every the death penalty via lethal youve seen on TV or a movie, think it's the most exciting meme to come out of /mu/

shoots someone else in the
face, your brain doesnt look at
the book and say you know
what you should do? You
should kill everyone.
brain dead Christian
conservative blamed the game
for this disgusting waste of life.
injection. in a while. I'm feeling a light to decent 8 on this
there are many other social meme, tran-
and environmental factors that -SITION if you've given this meme a look, what did
contribute to your decision. you think of it? Did you love it? Did you hate it?
Why? What do you think I should review next? And
that's it. Anthony Fantano, /mu/, the avocado,
forever