The Deadly Derek and Jay

Written by: Jeroen Kuiper

EXT. STREET. DAY.
Five men are walking on the pavement, Derek Musto, Jay Vellet,
Bob leason, Andrew Hendrix and Peter Roose. Derek Musto and Jay
Vellet are walking up front. Derek Musto begins to talk as he
lights a joint.
Derek Musto
You know when I was in the Third grate of middle-school, there
was this smoking hot girl. With a great ASS, not a Saggy or a
FLAT ass. NO, a great fucking round ass.
He stops talking and starts smoking his joint. Just as Bob
Leason (the fat and short retard) wanted to ask a question
Derek continues talking.
Derek Musto
She also had the greatest tits you can imagen. she had a great
ass and a great set of tits. There was only one drawback.
There is a moment of silence.
Jay Vellet
What was the drawback?
Derek takes his joint out of his mount and says.
Derek Musto
She was a total bitch, If you said something wrong to her shed
be looking at you whole day like you took a fish out of a pond
and shouted to death.
Andrew Hendrix
What was here name?
Derek inhales one last time from the joint, throws it away and
says.
Derek Musto
Hannah
Bob Leason
Like Hannah Montana?
Derek grabs Bob and throws him against a car thats parked next
to the pavement. Dereks keeps his hand around Bobs neck. As
he shouts.
 Derek Musto
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID BOBBY, YOU FAT MISERABLE MISTAKE. WHY
THE FUCK WOULD I HAVE BEEN IN THE SAME FUCKING CLASS AS HANNAH
FUCKING MONTANA!
Bob Leason
I..I.I dont know. Maybe you didnt make it to the fourth year.
Derek Musto
What?... Do I look like a FUCKING twenty year old too you?
Bob leason
NO, Im sorry.
Derek releases Bob and cleans his hand on his coat.
He starts to walk away while the rest stands still.
Suddenly Andrew sees something.
Andrew Hendrix
Was that a nascar driving down the road?
Derek begins to get even more moodier.
Derek Musto
OOOH shut the fuck up Andrew, everybody knows you have an
obsession for nascar which is fucking retarded obsession cause
nascar is for hillbillies WHO have nothing better to do than
look at their own SHIT.
IF you were into Formula 1 I wouldnt be so fucking anode
because Formula 1 ISNT ONLY DRIVING CIRCLES.
Andrew Hendrix
Well sorry Derek but I really thought I saw a nascar.
Derek Musto
We WILL address this matter some other time cause were here.
everybody grab youre shit, were going in.
Everyone takes their gun out of their coats as they walk into a
shady club.

As they walk in Peter Roose says something to himself.

 Peter Roose

That mans really having a bad trip.

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