My mouth dropped open. Oh my god, are you kidding me?

Eddie laughed, taking my hand in his. Pretty stupid, right?

I shook my head, rolling my eyes. Of course I will go to prom with you. I
said, pulling him into a hug.
I heard Spencer clear his throat behind us. Eddie let go of me and turned
around to face him, a bit annoyed. What?
He pointed at the camera.
Eddie sighed deeply. So there you have it, Napa Prep. Screw cliques,
screw popularity, who cares! Break the status quo and just do what makes
you happy. Im Eddie Michaels, and Im telling you to buy prom bids. He
cracked a smile. Because who know whats going to happen.
I smiled. Spencer shook his head, lowering the camera. Wow that was
beautiful, like Im talking some High School Musical level shit.
Eddie turned back to face me, still grinning.
Alright, hold on Troy Bolton, Ive got to talk to you in the hall for a
second. Spencer said.
Eddie sighed. Why?
He groaned. Will you just
Eddie looked back to me. I forced a small nod. He spun on his heel and
walked out after Spencer, leaving me alone in the room. I looked around at
everyone staring at me. I was very confused and nervous. Minutes seemed
like hours. No one said a word. I stood there in the room, not sure what to
do. Finally, the door opened. My eyes shot up. Eddie nodded and walked
quickly over to me.
Umm, Ill be back when class is over. He said, kissing me once.
He walked back to Spencer and cleared his throat.
Spencer sighed. He looked at his girlfriend, Emma, on the other side of
the room. He jerked his head towards me. I was confused. She raised an
eyebrow. He jerked his head again. She sighed deeply. She stood up and
walked over to me. I looked at her confused. I heard Eddie leave the
classroom.
I was on my own now.
Emma reached me and exhaled. Umm, hey Im Emma.
I nodded. Hi.
So youre Eddies big secret? She asked, a bit uninterested.
I nodded. I guess so.
She sat down and motioned for me to sit. I sat down at the desk and she
looked at me curiously. Why havent I met you before?
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 She nodded. Dont answer that. Its okay.
I forced a smile. Sorry.
You know what? I think that I like you Mallory. It is Mallory, right? I might
take you under my wing.
Okay? I said confused.
Im sure Eddie would like that.
I nodded. Of course.
You hear that a lot dont you?
More than you think. I said slowly.
She was silent for a second. Well, I think that Zach is just looking for
attention. I mean why else would he suddenly want to join the Air Force?
What? I asked confused.

Mal? Mal! I felt someone push me.

I blinked a few times. Yes? I asked.
Spencer was looking at me weird. Werent you listening? I was talking to
you!
Ive been doing that a lot lately, zoning out. I sighed. Sorry Spencer.
What were you saying?
We were in chemistry class. It was early June, aka get me out of here. I
was so close. Spencer adjusted his goggles on his face. I was saying how
annoying it was that Zach wants to join the Air Force. I mean come on! Hes
just trying to make me look bad!
Or maybe he wants to serve his country? I suggested.
Spencer sighed. Come on Mal. You are on my side here.
Okay Spencer. Tell me how you feel. I said, trying not to sound annoyed
as I moved the beaker from the hot plate.
He sighed deeply. Im lucky that I got into college and here Zach wants to
transfer to the Air Force Academy from Stanford! I mean is he trying to get
back at me for the time that I duct taped his legs together while he was
sleeping? But he cant because I only did that because he almost killed my
cat! Come on! He knows thats serious! He cant honestly assume that I
wont seek revenge after he just threw Wazzles into the pool without his life
vest on! And then he locked Meeko in the ball pit and it took me like an hour
to find him! It was justified! I promise!
All I can say is that its never dull. I tried to hide my smile. I think that
you are just reading too much into this Spencer. Maybe Zach just wants to
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wanted to be a pilot? I asked.
Spencer snorted. I dont give a damn about his childhood dream job! You
think I care? Come on Mal, its like you dont know me at all!
I looked down and held my hands up in surrender.
He lifted up his goggles. Quite frankly Im shocked.
I smiled. Sorry.
And if I didnt love ya so much, Id be super offended. He said, adjusting
his suspenders.
I looked at him. He was wearing a button down shirt tucked into khaki
shorts with boat dockers and suspenders. Oh and of course, a bow tie. How
could I forget it? He looked great.
Spencer, you look awesome.
He looked down at himself. You really like it? Emmas making me wear it.
It was weird at first but after a couple of days, I am really digging it!
I started to laugh. Oh so now youre into fashion?
Yeah! Anything to keep her happy.
I patted his shoulder. Youre a good boyfriend.
Thanks. He smiled, touching my hand.
He was silent for a second. You know, if you werent with Eddie, and I
wasnt with Emma, I would totally date you.
Yeah, pretty much my life now. I smiled. Ill be sure to tell Eddie that you
said that.
The bell rang. Spencer rolled his eyes. Hes not that scary Mal. I could
easily sic Fluffington on him and hed go down in a second.
I laughed. Thats because the cat weighs like 500 pounds.
Spencer grabbed his backpack. Hes my guard cat.
Oh, I see.
And hes not fat. Hes fluffy.
Of course. I smiled.
We walked to the door. He looked at me. Oh hey, I forgot to tell you.
Tonight a bunch of us are coming over to talk about the senior prank.
Great.
I scrunched my eyebrows. Why at my house?
Umm, well Eddie is the class president so
But what about your house? Its bigger.
Mal, my cats are at my house.
I sighed. Right, how could I forget?
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walked the other way towards psychology.
I smiled. Bye. I said, walking towards English.
I was used to the staring now. Especially after the partyyou know, the
one where I screamed at Lily and cause a huge scene?
After school, I walked out to Eddies car and met Sam there. I smiled. Hi
Sam.
He looked up at me from his phone. He pointed to his ears. I saw ear buds
from his phone in his ears. I cant hear you. He mouthed sarcastically.
I rolled my eyes and pulled one of the ear buds out of his ear. How about
now?
He grabbed his ear. Mal! Geez! Dont do that! Thats how a man loses his
hearing!
I looked up at him, raising my eyebrow. He sighed. Hi Mal. How are you?
Great! I smiled. And how are you?
Wonderful. He said sarcastically, putting his ear bud back in.
I saw Eddie walking towards me with Spencer. Spencer was talking about
something and kept pointing from Eddie to himself and motioning to the
suspenders.
I can only imagine.
When they stopped in front of us, I heard Eddie sigh, annoyed. Spencer, I
look fine. I dont need your stupid so-called fashion advice, which I will point
out, you have only had for like three days.
Sam looked at Eddie. Yeah, but you look like a tool. Here let me get you a
sweater to tie around your shoulders. That will really complete the look that
you are going for with those salmon-colored shorts.
I rolled my eyes. Eddie pointed at himself. Me? He asked confused.
Look at him! He said, pointing to Spencer.
Spencer sighed. Eddie, no one can bash the bow tie. Its impossible.
Eddie rolled his eyes and then looked at me. His expression softened.
Hey Mal. He said walking towards me and kissing me once.
I smiled. Hi.
Spencer cleared his throat. Speaking of ignoring girlfriends, anyone see a
red bug around here anywhere?
A gray truck rolled by slowly. The window was open. A kid with blonde,
shaggy hair popped his head out.
Pansy! He yelled.
Spencer pointed at him. Shut up Soup! He yelled back. I look good!
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are! Right where I left you!
Emma rolled her eyes. Get in. Youre lucky you look amazing.
Spencer shrugged. Cant argue with the facts!
Sam scrunched his eyebrows. Dude, wheres your car?
In the shop! Spencer said defensively.
Sam stepped back and raised his hands in surrender. Okay, it was just a
question.
Well, its none of your business!
I sighed.
Sam swallowed deeply. Geez, did it reek of cats too much?
Spencers expression hardened as he got into Emmas car. Nothing can
ever reek of cats too much.
Emma rolled her eyes and looked at us. Hi Eddie. Hi Mal.
I waved. Hey.
Well, well be over later.
Eddie nodded. Whenever.
Spencer pointed across Emma. Im holding you to that.
Emma pushed his hand down. Bye guys. She smiled.
They drove away leaving the three of us alone. Eddie punched Sam in the
arm. Sam grabbed his arm. Ow! What the hell!
Thats for calling me a tool. Eddie said as he got in the front seat.
I smiled and walked over to the passenger side. Sam sighed. Worth it.
He said under his breath.
We got in the car and drove to pick up Noah. After we picked him up,
Eddie drove us back to our house. Noah cleared his throat loudly as we
neared the house. We ignored it. He did it again. Sam sighed.
Is there something that you would like to share with us? Or do I need to
punch you in the esophagus to clear up your throat?
Noahs eyes widened.
Eddie sighed. Sam.
What? He asked annoyed.
Dont talk to your brother that way.
Okay Dad. Thanks for the tip.
Eddies expression hardened. Im not saying that because I want to act
like dad. Im saying it because
Sam cut him off. Youre the High King so I have to do what you say. He
mocked.
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 Noah cleared his throat again.
I sighed. What Noah?
Well, I just wanted to give you all the heads up that my birthday is
coming up in a few weeks and that its my ninth birthday in this life which is
extra special, but as you all know, I am not really nine years old so I will be
expecting some more mature gifts than just coloring books and tinker toys.
He said annoyed.
Yeah, still not used to this.
Sam sighed. Alright. I can probably get my hands on a Playboy or two.
He said slowly.
Eddie stopped him. No Sam. He looked at Noah through the rearview
mirror. Thanks for the heads up, Noah.
Noah nodded. Just trying to help! He said happily.
Sam snorted. Yeah help yourself to become the even more favorite child
in the family with your little Im only eight years old game. He said
imitating Noahs voice.
I cant help it if I look like Im eight years old! Its not my fault!
Whatever. Sam said putting his ear buds back in.
When we finally got home, we went inside and went about the normal
routine. We would hang out together, just the four of us, and talk about
Celestia for a solid two hours and then finally get around to doing some
homework. I know it sounds sad, but this is my favorite part of the day, when
we reminisce about those years that just seem like dreams now. Usually
around 5 oclock, we get around doing our homework. Mrs. Michaels isnt
usually home until 6 so that gives us a solid hour to get stuff done. Today all I
had was math. Thank god.
I grabbed my math book and a pencil. I walked from my room and into
Eddies room. I stopped in the doorframe. He was sitting at his desk with his
math book out. He turned around and put his pencil behind his ear.
Here to help? He asked.
I tried to hide my smile. You need it.
Take a seat. He said motioning to the ground next to his desk.
Wow, really?
I looked at him skeptically. He sighed deeply and stood up. He grabbed his
book and sat down on the ground next to his desk. I smiled and sat down at
his desk. He shook his head. Youre lucky that I love you.
Oh Im lucky? I replied.
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page 427. He said quickly flipping through his book.
I rolled my eyes and started to write down the problems. Honestly, it was
a joke. Learning. I had already lived an entire life. I did not need to relearn
math. Luckily, Eddie was a genius and I could just copy his answers.
All of a sudden, I heard a door slam and footsteps coming up the stairway.
Well, here we go. Spencer barged into Eddies room followed by Emma.
Sup! He cried.
I smiled. Hi.
Mal. He said as he bowed. He looked over at Eddie. Dude, Im not
bowing to you.
Ha, Eddies used to people bowing to him.
Eddie sighed, shutting his math book. Nice to see you too.
Dont worry. You dont have to acknowledge my presence. I feel very
welcome here already. Emma said as she sat down on Eddies bed.
I smiled. Hi Emma.
She smirked at me. Spencer sat down in front of her on the ground and
leaned back against her legs. She fixed his hair. He adjusted his bow tie.
Eddie sighed. Spencer, I must say, you look fabulous! He said sarcastically.
Thanks buddy! Spencer said happily.
Eddie rolled his eyes. Emma looked over at him. Shut up, Eddie. He looks
amazing.
Spencer nodded. Yeah shut up, Eddie. I look amazing.
I looked at him. You dont miss your hats, Spencer?
He sighed. Yeah, I guess Im still getting used to it.
Emma grabbed her purse. Here honey. Lets look through these
magazines to take our minds off of the dark days. She said pulling out some
fashion magazines.
Spencer nodded. Okay! He said taking a magazine.
Emma threw a magazine to me and I started to flip through it. I looked at
Eddie who was looking up at me like I was crazy. I offered the magazine.
Want to look at it together?
Eddie nodded. Thanks but pass. Id like to salvage the bit of manhood
that I have left. He said quickly, looking back down at the math book and
opening it again.
I started to laugh. Spencer gasped. Emma, check out this new Prada bag!
Its super cute! He said showing Emma the magazine.
She nodded in satisfaction.
Eddie looked at Spencer and scrunched his eyebrows. Who are you!

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 Spencer shook his head. Dude, you do not know what you are missing!
Hot chicks in skimpy clothes! Come on!
Emma hit him on the arm. Spencer cleared his throat. Umm, I mean,
elegant styling with a combination of modern style straight off of the runway.
Very avant-garde!
Do you even know what avant-garde means?
I tried to hide my smile and focus on my magazine.
Spencer ignored Eddie and kept reading. Every page he turned, I could
see a little more worry in his eyes. I knew that he was having a difficult time
acting like this, but was trying so hard for Emma. It was really cute.
After a little while, I heard Sams door swing open dramatically. Oh great.
He appeared in Eddies doorway stroking Bernie, his ferret.
Well, I was not aware that we had company over.
Eddie rolled his eyes. Go away.
Sam stepped forward. Hey Emma, may I just say that you are looking
particularly gorgeous today!
Emma smiled. Uh, thanks.
Spencer cleared his throat. Yeah Sam umm, just because I have turned
over a new leaf in my life that involves wearing a bow tie everyday, doesnt
mean that I cant still kick your ass for hitting on my girlfriend. He said not
looking up from his magazine.
Sam nodded. Point taken.
God that ferret still creeps me out.
We were silent for another minute. Just then, I heard Spencer exhale
deeply. He looked up at Emma. She looked down at him.
Whats wrong, Spencer?
Can I ask a question?
Sure.
He was silent for a second. Who actually buys this shit! He cried in
exasperation holding up the magazine. I mean, who wants their whole body
covered in feathers or to wear a box on their head?
Emma sighed. Spencer, if you are going to be fashion forward, you are
going to have to like this kind of stuff and maybe even trying wearing it in
the future. She was silent for a second. Here, look at this dress. Its made
out of cat hair! Couldnt you picture yourself wearing a suit like this?
Oh dear.
Spencers mouth dropped open. Its made out of cat hair!
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 Thats it. I cant do this.
What? Emma asked.
Spencer stood up suddenly. I cant do this. He said motioning to himself.
What do you mean? You look great!
Eddie smirked. He knew Spencer better than any of us.
Spencer shook his head. No Emma. I tried. I really did. And Im sorry but I
dont know the difference between vintage and retro. I dont know who Mary
Jane is. He said taking off his shoes and unclipping his bow tie. I dont know
what the deal is between a guy named Ralph and a girl named Lauren. He
said undoing his suspenders. I dont know what the hell a Gucci is and Im
sorry but its pronounced channel not Chanel. He said unbuttoning his shirt.
I am a man. I like monster trucks, not fashion shows and I wear white
because I want to get it dirty, not because it looks elegant and brings out my
tan. He said taking off his shorts. I cant even pronounce Dior and when
someone says corset, my mind automatically thinks stripper. Im sorry. Im a
dude. He said holding his arms out.
Well, there was Spencer, standing there in his boxers.
Emma tried to hide her smile. Im surprised that you actually lasted this
long. She said.
He looked at her sympathetically. You arent mad?
She shook her head. It wasnt really working for me anyway.
Eddie cleared his throat. Umm, can you put on some clothes please?
Spencer scrunched his eyebrows. Why? You guys have all seen me naked
before havent you?
I looked down.
He gestured to me. And Mal, there is a first time for everything.
I looked up at him. Spencer.
He cut me off. Dont my abs look amazing? He said touching his
stomach.
Just then, I heard footsteps coming up the stairway. I looked to the door. I
heard Mrs. Michaels in the hall. Eddie, sweetie, Im home. She started, but
she stopped suddenly in the doorway.
Spencer looked up at her. Um, hi Mrs. Michaels. He said innocently.
She blinked a couple of times. Uh, Spencer honey, what are you doing?
She asked confused.
Oh nothing, how are you?
Where are you clothes?
Oh, theyre around.

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 She nodded once. Okay, well maybe you should find them?
He nodded. That would be a good idea.
She tried to force a smile. Umm, I will be downstairs making dinner.
Spencers eyes lit up. Ooo! What are we having?
She blinked a couple more times. Chicken.
Delicious! He said excited.
She nodded. Okay. She said as she walked out of the room quickly.
Eddie sighed. Dude way to go. You freaked out my mom.
Yeah! But shes making chicken for dinner!
Did you ask if you could stay for dinner? Eddie asked.
Spencer was silent for a second. Umm, well I just assumed that, umm
okay. Ill go ask your mom. He said walking for the door.
Sam stopped him. Dude, put on a shirt.
Spencer pointed at the ferret and backed away. Get that thing away from
me.
Sam cocked his head. What you dont like Bernie?
Spencer shook his head. No, hes disgusting.
Well, maybe he feels the same way about you! Sam retorted.
I seriously doubt it. Spencer said walking to Eddies closet.
He started searching through Eddies clothes. Im going to borrow some
clothes, okay?
Eddie sighed. Go right ahead.
Thanks. Spencer said and he pulled on a t-shirt and some shorts. He
kept searching until finally he exhaled with relief. I knew that you had one
stashed in here somewhere. He said pulling out a flat-billed hat and putting
it on his head. Yes. He said under his breath.
Eddie rolled his eyes. I smiled. Spencer walked over and flopped down on
Eddies bed next to Emma. He started to move up and down on it. Ooo! Its
springy! Spencer said happily.
Sam cleared his throat. Yeah it gets pretty annoying at night.
Oh my god.
Eddies expression hardened and I felt myself start to get red. Spencer
looked over at Eddie proudly. Eddie, you dirty dog!
Emma rolled her eyes and hit Spencer in the arm. What? Spencer asked
defensively.
Like I said, pretty much my life now.

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After dinner, we went back upstairs and waited for people to get here so that
we could talk about the prank. Yay.
Emma was reading a magazine and Spencer was playing with his lacrosse
stick, which of course he had on him at all times. Eddie and I were talking
next to each other on the floor. Just then the doorbell rang. I heard Mrs.
Michaels from downstairs.
Can someone get that? She yelled.
Spencer looked at Eddie and I. Eddie sighed. Spencer, youre at my
house more than I am. Why dont you answer it? He asked.
Because, what if its somebody that I dont know? What if its a robber!
Spencer asked concerned.
I sighed. Its not a robber. I said, getting up.
How do you know?
I walked for the door. Because, robbers dont ring the doorbell. They
come crashing through living room windows. I smiled as I walked down the
hall to get the door.
I heard Eddie laugh behind me. I walked down the steps quickly and
opened the front door. I swallowed deeply, shifting uncomfortably.
Umm, hi Cody. Theyre upstairs.
He smiled and walked inside. You know Mallory, if we are going to be
friendswhich it looks like we are after that legendary stunt you pulled at
Spencers party last week, you are going to have to stop calling me Cody.
He put his hands in his pockets. The names Soup.
I nodded. Sorry.
He started to walk up the stairs. He looked back at me. Besides, Spencer
gets uncomfortable when people call be Cody. And we dont want that now
do we? He asked, coyly.
I smiled. Right.
He held his hand up to his ear. What?
I said right.
To who?
You.
And who am I? He asked.
I forced a smile. Soup.
There we go! He said as he walked up the rest of the stairs.
I heard Spencer from upstairs. Hey! Soup! He cried happily.
I rolled my eyes and walked up the stairs slowly. Noah opened his door as
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 He looked at me. Would it be too much to ask for you to get new friends
that arent so, He paused. Spencer?
I started to laugh and ruffled his hair. Sorry. We cant get him to leave.
Noah sighed. We can try.
I smiled and started to walk. Ill see what I can do.
If its any help, I know where the duct tape is in the garage!
I nodded. Thanks. I said as I walked into Eddies room.
I sat back down next to Eddie and he put his arm around me. We waited
for everyone else to get here. Sure enough about ten other people showed
up. After everyone else was here, we were all packed in Eddies room.
Spencer raised his lacrosse stick.
Okay, what the hell are we going to do to leave our mark on the school?
He asked.
Ugh, this was so not my scene.
People started suggesting things like bouncy balls, and letting loose
animals, or creating a maze of cars and toilet papering the school, but none
of them seemed to click. We sat there for a good hour still trying to think of
something legendary.
Finally, Soup sighed. We could set off all of our car alarms, all day. That
would be annoying! He suggested.
Everyone shook their heads. All of a sudden, Spencers eyes lit up. We
could hire a stripper for Wyatt.
Soup nodded. Nice one dude!
Emma shook her head. No.
Spencer looked at her innocently. Why not?
Because.
All of the girls nodded in agreement.
Aww, you girls are no fun. He whined, going back to lining up plastic
cups on Eddies floor.
Eddie looked at Spencer. Whatcha doin?
I dont know! Im bored!
Soup hopped up and walked for the door. Well, I have to pee.
Spencer stopped him. Hey dude, watch out for my cups!
Do you want me to pee in your cups?
Okay, I dont know what was acceptable back in Kentucky, but here in
America, we do not pee in another mans cups. Spencer said.
Emma rolled her eyes.
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 I dont know! Go around!
God, Spencer. Soup said annoyed as he hurdled the cups. You are
making this so much more difficult than it needs to be.
All of a sudden, Emma gasped. Thats it! She said happily.
Spencer looked around confused. What?
Your cups!
What about them? Spencer asked offended.
What if we lined up hundreds of cups and filled them up with water or
something in the school hallways?
Spencers eyes lit up. Yeah!
Eddie nodded. So then no one could get by without knocking over the
cups and spilling whats ever in them!
Well, it was a good idea.
Everyone nodded in agreement.
Spencer raised his lacrosse stick. Genius! He cried.
Emma nodded. I know.
Spencer smiled. And then, when everyone does finally get inside, we can
ambush them with squirt guns! He yelled.
Everyone was silent for a second and then they all started talking at the
same time. Everyone loved it. They would not shut up. Spencer finally got
everyone calmed down.
Okay, okay so heres the plan! We sneak into the school at night, line up
rows of Dixie cups in the hallways so that no one can get in. We lock all the
doors with bicycle locks so that no one can get in early and move the cups.
When people finally do get in, we ambush them with squirt guns. Got it?
Eddie nodded and grabbed a piece of paper and a pencil from his desk.
Okay so heres what its going to look like. He said as he started to draw.
I smiled. Everyone else looked at him like he was crazy.
Eddie looked up. What? He asked.
Spencer looked at him weird. Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Drawing a map. Eddie said like it was obvious.
I nodded. The battle mode is kicking in.
Why? Spencer asked.
So that we can have a visual. Look. If we have cups here, here, here and
here, then we can all hide in classrooms here and here, but it would be a
good strategy to have some seniors staged in the mobs of kids that are
going to be waiting outside the doors, that way we can get them from both
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forth our positions so that everyone knows whats happening and can
coordinate here. Eddie finished drawing an X on the map.
I smiled. Not bad.
Everyone seemed very confused. Spencers mouth dropped open. Dude,
where did all that come from?
What? Eddie asked confused.
This! Spencer said motioning to the map. And the military talk!
Eddie scrunched his eyebrows. Umm, I dont follow.
Damn right you dont. You lead bro! Spencer said saluting Eddie.
Emma rolled her eyes. Yeah, she does that a lot.
Soup walked back into Eddies room. So what did I miss?
Spencer pointed to the map in Eddies hands. That. He said
dumbfounded.
Soup raised an eyebrow. And what is that?
Eddie took a deep breath and explained it again. Soup nodded in
satisfaction. I can dig it, but you are missing one very important part of the
plan.
What? Eddie asked.
The bait.
Why do we need bait?
Come on dude! The bait lures in the prey. Havent you even been hunting
before?
Spencer cleared his throat. Here in America
Emma cut him off. Shut up, Spencer.
Soup looked at her. Thank you, Emma.
She nodded.
Soup looked back at Eddie. You need someone who will stand by the
main entrance and stop people from coming in early, but will keep them by
the door, acting innocently, like they have no idea what is going on.
Okay, so who is that?
It has to be someone that Wyatt would never expect. Someone that has
never done anything bad before so they couldnt be a suspect.
And that person is? Eddie asked.
Soup pointed at me.
The color drained from my face. I guess I should have expected that.
Eddie looked at Soup concerned. You cannot be serious.
Why not? Shes perfect for it! Soup whined.
Spencer cleared his throat. I agree. Its brilliant.

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 Eddie shook his head. No.
Spencer looked at me. Its Mals decision.
I looked at him. Could I do this? This wasnt really me. Should I?
Please. Spencer mouthed pleadingly.
I swallowed deeply. Uh sure.
Yes! Spencer cried happily. This is perfect.
Everyone started talking at the same time again. They were all excited
well freaking out is a better way to put it. Me? I thought this was all childish.
And I was worried about what I just got myself into.
Eddie looked down at me. Mal, you dont have to.
I smirked. More like you dont want me to.
Yeah, this is serious.
Eddie, Im not going to die. I promise.
Someone else can do it.
I thought that you wanted me to be more social. I challenged.
Eddie was silent for a second. Mallory.
Stop being overprotective.
Hey, hey wait a second. Spencer cried.
We all stopped talking and looked at him.
Does anyone have keys to get into the school? He asked.
We were all silent. Ha, that would be a problem.
Just then, Eddie sighed. I got that covered. He looked to the door.
Sam! He yelled. I know youre listening. Get in here.
We waited a few seconds until he appeared in the doorframe. Yes? Did
someone call for me? He asked innocently.
Eddie rolled his eyes. Can you get us a set of keys to the school?
Can I? Or will I? He asked.
Eddie sighed again. Will you please get us a set of keys to the school?
I might be able to pull some strings. When do you need them by?
Tomorrow night.
Sam snorted and started to walk back to his room. Please, dont insult
my skills like that.
So is that a yes? Eddie called after him.
Ill see what I can do.
Everyone looked back at Eddie. He sighed. Ill make sure that he gets
them. He said slowly.
Spencer nodded. Okay, so heres the plan, He paused. In English. He
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us keys. Tomorrow night we will all meet at the school, discretely and dont
park in the lot. We dont want the fuzz to find us. He said looking at Soup.
Soup nodded. I can jack a police radio so that we can track them.
Spencer continued. Fantastic. Ill send out a message explaining
everything to everyone. Everyone bring squirt guns. We can coordinate
further from there. Done? Okay, lets go home. Spencer said standing up.
I could tell that Eddie wasnt satisfied with the length of the explanation
you know, he likes to be briefed for hours if possible.
Everyone left leaving Soup, Spencer, Emma, Eddie and I alone. Spencer
nodded. Alright, were the coordinators. Tomorrow night we are going to the
store and buying all of the Dixie cups that they have. Im riding with Soup
and well grab his truck and come to your house Eddie.
Emma cleared her throat. Listen, umm, Im going to pass on that
adventure. Okay? Good.
But, but Emma! Spencer whined.
What! I dont care about this stupid prank!
Emma! Spencer cried, completely offended. This is important to me!
If Spencer only cared about school half as much as he did about this
prank, hed be a genius.
Emma sighed. Fine, I will meet you at the school. Deal?
Spencer nodded. Can you pick up my squirt gun from my house?
Emma rolled her eyes. Whatever. She said sarcastically. Lets go. She
said pulling Spencer towards the door.
Soup followed her. Spencer looked back at Eddie. Alright dude! Ill text
you! He said as they disappeared into the hall.
Eddie nodded. Goodbye. He said, a bit too eagerly.
I heard the front door slam. Eddie turned around to face me. Oh my
goodness. He said, rubbing his face with his hands. That was weird.
I smiled and grabbed my math book. Ive never been bait before. Its
kind of exciting.
Im serious about you not having to do it.
I looked up at him skeptically. Youre telling me that youve never used
bait when you fought in battles?
Eddie was silent. Okay, but that is beside the point. They were trained
soldiers who knew what they were doing.
I raised my eyebrow.
His eyes widened. No! I didnt mean it like that. I was just saying that
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 I cut him off. Eddie. Its fine. You know that its good strategy for me to
be bait. You just dont want me to because you think that its dangerous and
that I will get in trouble.
Yes. Exactly! He said.
I looked at him. Ill be fine. I said giving him a one-armed hug. Dont
worry too much, if thats even possible. I added as I walked back to my
room.
I took a shower and got ready for school tomorrow. It was getting late so I
said good night to Eddie and then I went to bed. The next morning, I got
ready for school and then I walked downstairs for breakfast. After the four of
us sat down with food, Mrs. Michaels cleared her throat.
I would just like you to keep in mind that whatever you are planning on
doing tonight should not include vandalizing or causing serious damage to
the school. She said slowly.
Eddie nodded. Its just a prank, mom.
And you are to use water, not something else that might ruin the floors.
She added.
Eddie scrunched his eyebrows. How did you
She cut him off and took a sip of her coffee. You have very loud friends
honey. She smiled.
Eddie sighed. I know.
She nodded. Okay, well Im going to work. I expect to see you all at
dinner tonight.
We nodded and said goodbye to her. We cleaned up our dishes and
headed to school. After we dropped off Noahwho was very sad that he was
not involved again because he loves being baitwe drove to the school.
Eddie stopped Sam before he left.
Hey, dont forget to get those keys. Let me know if you need help.
Sam snorted. Dude I can get them before lunch if you want, thats how
skilled I am. And you cant yell at me for being arrogant because you are the
most arrogant person that I have ever met in my entire four hundred years of
existence!
Eddie sighed. I get it. Go away.
He left, leaving Eddie and I alone. Eddie grabbed my hand. Well, lets go
see what everyone thinks of the prank.
I shook my head. Im sure Spencer is giddy.
He was last night at 3 in the morning.
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morning?
Eddie exhaled, rubbing his eyes. I dont know. Apparently he doesnt
understand the concept of sleeping.
I started to laugh. Spencer walked up next to us looking very disheveled.
He yawned. Dude dont you believe in sleeping?
Eddie scrunched his eyebrows. You were the one who wouldnt stop
texting me! He cried.
Thats because you kept texting me back!
I rolled my eyes. Geez, I thought that the only people you that were
supposed to text late into the night were your girlfriends.
Spencer shook his head. Emma gets mad at me.
I smiled. Why am I not surprised?
Spencer pointed at Eddie. And if this guy wants to talk to his girlfriend all
he has to do is walk down the hall. Mal, Eddie and I only have each other to
text! We need each other!
Eddie rolled his eyes and pushed Spencer away from him. Dude.
Oh dont even go there, Eddie. You know its true.
Eddie sighed. If I say yes, will you go away?
Fine! I will escort myself away, under my own free will! Spencer said
cockily as he started to walk in the other direction.
Eddie shook his head. Sometimes, I dont know about him.
I smiled. You know that you love him.
Love? Eddie asked.
I sighed. Well, not like me love, but like best friend love.
He nodded. Thanks for clearing that up. I had no idea.
I rolled my eyes. Spending too much time around Sams sarcasm lately?
Is he rubbing off on you?
Eddie snorted. The day that that happens is the day that I will officially
go crazy.
Officially? I joked.
He started to laugh and we walked to class.
The day was pretty normal. All of the seniors were keeping quiet about
the prank, but you could see it in everyones eyes that they were excited,
and yes about a prank. I dont know why.
After school, I waited for Eddie by his car. Sam walked up next to me.
I smiled. Hey! Did you get them?
He looked at me confused and pointed to his ears. I sighed deeply and
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 I looked at him. Maybe you should just turn down your music?
Ha, yeah right. He said sarcastically.
So did you get them?
Obviously. He said holding up the keys and jingling them.
How did you do it?
A magician never reveals his secrets!
I rolled my eyes. Gotcha.
Just then, Eddie and Spencer ran up to us. You got them? Spencer asked
excited.
Sam looked at them like they were stupid. What do you think?
Eddie took them from him and stuffed them in his pocket. Good. Okay,
Spencer. When are you coming over?
Soup and I shall make an appearance at your house in oh about, He
paused and looked at his phone. 7 hours.
Dear god.
So 10 oclock? Eddie asked.
Yes, praise 24-hour Walmarts. Spencer laughed.
I smiled.
Spencer nodded and looked at me. And how is our lovely bait doing this
afternoon?
Wonderful.
Great! Well I will see you two at 10. We watched as Spencer ran to
Emmas car and hopped in.
She waved at us through the sunroof. We waved back and then got into
Eddies car. Same old routine. We drove to pick up Noah. When he got into
the car, he looked at us through the rearview mirror.
So any chance that I can accompany you tonight?
Eddie looked at him sympathetically. Sorry bud. But you can pass on your
bait skills to Mal.
Yeah. Im starting to get a little nervous about this now.
Noah sighed. I guess. He looked at me. Okay Mal so while you are bait,
you are to play dumb. I know this will be a little hard for you. You are not
supposed to know what is going on. In essence you are to lie to the enemy.
I looked back at him. But Im not very good at lying.
Sam snorted. Thats for sure.
My expression hardened. Is that a bad thing?
He shook his head. No, He paused. Well, yes. He corrected.
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what to do.
Hey! But look at all the cool stuff I got because I lied!
Eddie sighed. And all of the allies that we could have had, but didnt
because you were being a dumbass.
Sam rolled his eyes and looked at me. He held up his ear bud. Now you
see why I play my music so loud? Its to avoid him criticizing my every
move!
I started to laugh. Noah cleared his throat. Well, getting back to the
original conversation, as I was saying, you just have to play innocent.
Ill try. I said.
He nodded. And when all else fails, just pretend that youre crazy and
dont know whats going on!
Sam snorted. Because she is so good at that.
I rolled my eyes. Shut up.
We drove the rest of the way home and when we got inside, I walked up
to my room. I set down my stuff and for the first time since we decided the
prank realized what exactly I was supposed to do. Could I really do that? I
pushed the thought to the back of my mind. I got everything ready for that
night and then did my homework. While I was finishing up my English, Eddie
walked in and fell down onto my bed. I didnt even look up from my book. I
smiled.
Do you need something?
No. He muffled.
I closed my book and turned around in my chair. Whats wrong then?
Nothing.
I sighed and sat down next to him on the bed. Then why are you lying on
my bed?
Because my idiot friend kept me up all night. He grumbled.
I started to laugh. I smiled and rubbed his back. Why dont you take a
little nap?
Im a teenager! I should be able to do this!
I wont tell anyone. I grinned.
He started to breathe deeply and within a couple of minutes he was
asleep. I smiled and went back to my book. When Mrs. Michaels called us in
for dinner, I turned back to Eddie. I saw Sam walk by my room. He stopped
and backtracked to my doorway.
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 Sam smirked. Perfect. Ill wake him up.
I pointed at him. Be nice.
Ill try. Sam mocked as he walked over to the bed.
He tapped on Eddies shoulder. Excuse me my king, I am sorry to bother
you, but Master Dell has arrived from the border with a very important
message for you. Sam said formally.
Oh dear.
I heard Eddie exhale deeply. Very well Chatura. I will be down in a
moment. He said dreamily.
Shall I send for Nicholas? Sam asked.
Please do. I would appreciate his presence if the matter is urgent.
Will do, my king. Is that all?
Yes, just let me get ready and Ill be down. Eddie said half asleep.
Sam smirked. Actually sir the message is not very long. I can read it to
you now, if you like. He suggested.
Go ahead. Eddie said quietly.
Sam inhaled sharply. Get your sorry ass out of bed now. Its time for
dinner. He yelled as he started to push Eddie.
I sighed.
Eddie shot up out of bed. What the hell! He asked angrily, rubbing his
eyes.
Just a little role playing to see if youve still got it.
Eddie pushed Sam away. Leave me alone. Go away.
Sam started to laugh evilly and went downstairs for dinner. Eddie looked
at me annoyed. I hate it when he does that.
I smiled. Me too.
He got up and we went down stairs together. After dinner, we got ready to
go and waited for Spencer to come over. We were watching TV when Spencer
called Eddies phone saying that he was outside waiting for us. I looked at
the clock. Well it was 11:15, close enough to 10especially for Spencer. We
grabbed everything that we needed and headed downstairs. Mrs. Michaels
told us to call her if anything went wrong.
I had her number on speed dial, especially with these idiots.
We walked outside and Spencer rolled down the window. Lets go! He
said pounding on the door.
Eddie rolled his eyes. We got in the backseat of Soups truck and drove to
Walmart. Spencer was seriously crazy the whole time. He would not shut up.
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 Okay, Eddie and Mal will get the cups. Soup and I will pick up some other
necessary items. Got it? Okay, break! He said quickly starting to run for the
doors.
Eddie cleared his throat. I hope you realize that you are paying for all of
this! He yelled after him.
Dont worry dude! Ive had a prank fund set aside for a long time now!
He called back.
Of course you do. Eddie said under his breath as we started to walk for
the doors.
We got our carts and split up. Eddie and I walked towards the cups. We
walked for a minute until finally I found the right aisle. Eddie walked behind
me and put his hands on top of mine. He leaned in close to me, resting his
chin on my shoulder.
You know, if you close your eyes, it almost seems like we are here
shopping for our family.
I smiled. Sam and Noah?
Not quite, I was thinking for Nicholas.
I smiled. I know. I cant imagine it.
If only they had Walmarts in Celestia. Eddie said jokingly kissing the top
of my head.
I started to laugh.
All of a sudden, I heard a loud voice coming down the aisle. PDA! He
yelled setting off a siren.
I whipped my head around to see Soup pushing Spencer around in a cart.
Spencer was holding a megaphone. He turned it on.
Keep it in the bedroom, folks.
They pulled up next to us and Soup stopped the cart. Eddie let go of me
and turned around. Seriously?
Have you located the Dixie cups yet? He asked through the megaphone
again.
Eddie pushed the megaphone down. Stop it. You are being obnoxious.
The cups are right there. Eddie said annoyed pointing to the shelves.
Spencer nodded. Good, take all of them.
Soup started to throw them to Spencer, who threw them in our cart. Eddie
sighed. So this is a necessary item? He asked pointing to the megaphone
skeptically.
I was thinking the same thing.
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troops?
Eddie rolled his eyes. Yes of course. How could I forget?
By the time that they had grabbed all of the bags of Dixie cups, both of
the carts were overflowing. There must have been like ten thousand cups.
Someone else was handling the water so after Spencer paid, we loaded them
into the bed of the truck. We got into the truck and Spencer exhaled deeply.
Okay, so we have cups. Eddie has the keys. Ive got bicycle locks and
Soup has the radio. Right?
Soup nodded. In the glove compartment.
Spencer opened the glove compartment and took out the radio. Okay
Soup youre in charge of this. If anything comes up, you let us know
immediately. Got it?
Soup nodded. Dude I do stuff like this all the time. Chill.
I know, but things are different in Kentucky.
Soup rolled his eyes. Right.
We drove to the school and parked in the back. A bunch of people were
already there with squirt guns and water. Soup stopped the car and hopped
out. Spencer got out his megaphone and stood in front of the car. Okay
guys, here is the plan. We will pass out cups and everyone split up into the
different entrances. Line up the cups in rows and then fill them with water.
Once you are in, you cant get out so bring everything with you. Eddie will
unlock all the doors. Got it? I will lock you in right before people get here.
Okay? I have already told a bunch of people to come to school at the normal
time to ambush people from the crowd. Cool? Lets do it.
All of a sudden, I saw a red Bug drive up. Emma stopped the car in front of
Spencer and got out. She sighed deeply and opened her trunk. About fifty
squirt guns spilled out. Spencers mouth dropped open.
Emma smirked. I figured you could use a little more fire power.
Spencer smiled and walked towards her. I literally cannot express how
much I love you right now. He said as he kissed her.
Everyone started to grab the squirt guns. The cups were distributed.
There were about a hundred of us there and there were probably nine
entrances to the school so it should work out well. I walked with Eddie as he
went around and unlocked all of the doors. Spencer walked up next to us
when we got to the main entrance.
Alright, Eddie. We got this one. He said as we went inside.
Spencer looked at me. Mal, this is where you are stationed.
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 That has a nice ring to it! Good one Mal! Did you here that Emma?
Emma walked by me. Thanks for that one Mal. She said sarcastically.
I forced a smile. Sorry.
Spencer slung two squirt guns around his back. Alright lets do this.
I rolled my eyes. Okay Ill help.
Spencer held out his hand. No Mal, you have to stay outside remember?
I sighed. Right.
So Eddie say goodbye and lets get to work!
Great. I have a feeling this was going to be dramatic. Eddie walked
towards me and looked down at me concerned. He touched my face and
started to say something, but I cut him off.
If you make this like one of your going away to battle speeches Im going
to punch you. I said quietly.
He smiled. Fine. He said as he kissed me. He let go of me. Ill be on the
other side of the cups.
I nodded as he walked to help Spencer set up the rows of cups. It was
working perfectly, but it was taking awhile. I did a couple of laps around the
school to check the progress of the other entrances. Surprisingly, it was
awesome. I always had to report back to Spencer the progress, because for
some reason he thought that he was in charge.
Finally by the time that they had filled up all the cups, it was easily 4 in
the morning. I was exhausted. I sat down next to the cups. Everyone had
gone to hide in the classrooms except for Eddie who refused to leave me
alone. He sat down on the other side of the cups away from me. He looked
up at me.
This is killing me you know.
I laughed. Oh stop being so dramatic.
This is like one of my nightmares that I used to have, you being so close
but me not being able to get to you.
I looked over at him. Thats what you dream about?
Yeah, I used to, not so much anymore.
I sighed. I used to dream about Nick.
You still dont?
No, I do. Its just not the same because I dont worry about him as much
now.
Eddie smiled. I know what you mean.
Because everything worked out. I finished.
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 I smiled. Missing your sword right about now?
These things are so crude. He said holding up the guns disgusted.
Can you imagine if Celestia had guns?
Yes, it would be called America and we would all be dead.
Well, thats a wonderful thought.
He started to laugh and I did too.
He rubbed his face. He had black paint under his eyes. He smeared some
of it. Damn. He said quietly.
I smiled. Spencers idea?
Who else? Eddie said annoyed. Its so childish.
Right because you werent doing it last fall for football.
That was literally like fifty years ago.
I started to laugh again. Right, I forgot.
We talked for a couple of hours until finally someone knocked on the door.
I whirled around and saw Spencer outside. He motioned for me to come to
the door. I looked back at Eddie who stood up too. He forced a smile.
See you on the other side.
I sighed. This ought to be interesting.
Youll do amazing, Mal.
I smiled. I hope so.
Eddie backed up and into the classroom. He waved his hand once. Love
you.
I waved back. I love you too.
I walked to the entrance and opened the door. Spencer held up the bike
lock. Okay, I am going to lock you out now. This is it Mal. He said locking
the doors with the lock. Show time.
I nodded. Ill try my best.
Just try to keep everyone waiting outside until a big crowd comes and
then you can let them figure out a way in. Got it?
I nodded. Yes.
Spencer gave me a hug. Make me proud.
I smiled. I will.
He nodded and climbed back through the window. He shut it behind
himself and just like that I was alone. I had my backpack with me because
the story was that I was trying to come to school early to finish up a lab in
the physics room, but I couldnt get in because the doors were locked.
Seemed good enough for me. I waited outside for about a half an hour until I
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 It was the janitor. Crap. What was I supposed to say?
He walked towards me slowly looking confused. When he reached me, he
sighed. Good morning.
I nodded. Hi.
Well, what do we have here? He asked looking through the doors at the
cups and at the lock.
I swallowed deeply. Umm, I dont know. I just got here a few minutes ago
to finish up a lab
He cut me off. Is this one of those senior pranks?
I shook my head.
Are you sure?
I dont know. I stuttered.
Mmhmm. He said skeptically.
I sighed deeply. If I say yes, will you bust us?
He was silent for a second. Whats in the cups?
Water. I replied.
He nodded. Alright Ill play along. No harm, no foul. Just a little water,
right?
I nodded.
He looked at the lock. You know that I can get this open easily right?
I sighed. You can?
But for some reason my cutters have gone missing! He said innocently.
It took me a minute, but then it clicked. He was playing along! I smiled.
Really?
He winked. Lets have a little fun with the administration, shall we?
I couldnt stop smiling. Okay.
Well, Im going to inspect the rest of the entrances on your
recommendation. He said as he started to walk down the sidewalk.
This is so great!
I tried to calm myself down as more cars started to pull into the parking
lot. All the teachers came up to me and demanded to know what was going
on when they saw the locks. I played innocent and they actually believed
me!
The janitor came back and explained the so-called situation to the
concerned faculty which only made it that much more believable. All the
teachers started to call the principal. Students started to line up behind the
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 Finally I saw Wyatt pushing his way through the crowd. When he reached
me, he looked out of breath.
Ms. Watson. What is going on? He asked urgently.
I tried my best to look innocent. I dont know Mr. Wyatt! I just came here
this morning to finish up a lab and all the doors were locked!
Wyatt sighed deeply. He looked through the entrance and saw the cups.
He looked back at me annoyed. And the cups?
I dont know, sir! I replied.
Are you sure? What about that boyfriend of yours, Mr. Michaels? He has
to have something to do with this!
I shook my head. I dont know. He was sleeping when I left this morning.
I said quickly.
Oh, I highly doubt that. Wheres Gary? Wyatt called looking around for
the janitor.
Gary appeared. Yes sir?
What is going on here?
I dont know! I just saw Ms. Watson waiting outside when I got here this
morning. Looks to me like we are in a bit of a pickle.
Well can you break these locks?
No can do, sir. I dont think I have the right tools, but I can try.
We spent the next half an hour watching as the janitor tried all these
different tools that werent obviously going to work, but were going to waste
time. There were hundreds of kids waiting outside and the teachers were
trying to control them. Wyatt was going crazy. It was hilarious.
He started to shake the doors. Thats it. I am calling the police. He
snapped.
I shook my head. No dont do that!
Why not Ms. Watson? Have anything to share with me? He asked.
Umm no, but you cant call the police. I stuttered.
And why not?
Umm, I started. I was looking around when all of a sudden, I saw Soup
waving to me from the roof. He gave me the thumbs up and I knew that it
was time. I looked down at my phone. 8 oclock. Right on schedule. I looked
around for Gary. We met eyes and I nodded. Gary winked.
He brought forward some industrial wire-cutters. Alright Francis. These
should do the trick.
Wyatt looked at him dumfounded. Why didnt you try these in the first
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 I forgot that I had them sir! Gary said as he cut the lock easily.
Wyatt pulled open the doors and people started to flood inside passed
me. They all stopped dead in their tracks at the cup line. Wyatt sighed.
This stupid prank has gone too far.
Oh dear.
He turned around. Alright listen up everyone. He yelled. When we get
passed these cups, I want everyone to proceed to class as scheduled.
There was murmuring among students. I saw some of the seniors in the
class start to smirk. Wyatt turned back around and started to pass cups back
into the crowd. When he got about halfway through the cups, the classroom
door burst open. Spencer, Eddie, Emma, and ten others emerged from the
room holding squirt guns.
Wyatts expression hardened. What are you doing?
Spencer held out one of his guns and took a deep breath. Now! He cried
as he started to spray the crowd.
All of the seniors in the crowd whipped out their guns and started to spray
everyone. There was screaming everywhere. Everyone was soaked. Wyatt
was pissed. Cups were being knocked over everywhere. It was awesome. I
heard other kids in the different hallways. The plan was working perfectly.
After about ten minutes, the crowd finally broke through the cup lines. I
watched as Spencer emerged from the other side of the crowd, still spraying
everyone.
My eyes widened as he aimed the gun towards me. I shook my head
quickly. No Spencer! I cried. But it was too late. I was soaked. The water hit
me and I fell over.
I heard Spencer next to me. Oh my god Mal! He cried, sliding down next
to me.
He was soaked too. I sat up slowly. He tried to wipe the water out of my
face, but I pushed his hand away. Why did you spray me?
Im so sorry! I was on a roll! Oh my god! Are you okay?
Yes.
You were amazing! I heard the whole thing! He paused. Oh my god! I
cant believe that I shot you! He cried.
All of a sudden, I saw Eddie push Spencer away from me, who yelped.
Eddie helped me up. You okay?
I smiled. Im fine Eddie.
He brushed the hair out of my face. Are you sure?
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I heard Spencer on the sidewalk. Ow.
I looked down. Are you alright Spencer?
No, I was meanly tackled to the ground.
Eddie sighed. You deserved it.
Hardly. Spencer said as he got up and brushed himself off.
Everyone was soaked. Just then, I heard Wyatt over the PA. All seniors
please report to the gymnasium, now. He said seriously.
Spencer sighed. Damn. He said under his breath. They caught us. He
looked back at us. Nobody say anything.
We nodded as we walked towards the gym. Spencer ran around telling all
the seniors to not say anything. He met back up with us and Emma and we
walked in together. We sat down together in the bleachers. Wyatt was
looking at all of us disgusted, soaking wet. Everyone was laughing. Well, the
prank was a success I guess. When everyone got settled, Wyatt cleared his
throat over the microphone.
Basically he lectured us for twenty minutes about all of the trouble that
we caused. Apparently, everyones electronics were ruined, the teachers had
to adjust their schedules for the delay, and the janitors had to clean up the
mess. He said how disappointed he was in our class and how we were
supposed to set an example for the underclassmen. I dont think that anyone
was listening.
Finally, he let us go. When the four of us were walking for the door,
Spencer looked at us. Success. He said proudly.
Just then, I heard Wyatt next to us. Mr. Michaels. He said angrily.
Eddie looked up. Yes, sir?
A word? He said motioning for Eddie to walk towards him.
Eddie sighed. Great.
Spencer started to laugh. Ha, sucks for you Mr. Class President. See ya
buddy. He said as he started to walk towards the door.
Wyatt cleared his throat. I wouldnt stray too far Mr. Mills. Youre next.
Spencer sighed. Shit. He said under his breath as he walked towards
Eddie slowly.
Oh great.
Emma grabbed my arm. Quick, lets go before he gets us too.
I looked back at Eddie. But what about
She cut me off. Its fine, Mal. Theyre good at talking their way out of
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 I nodded. Thats for sure.
We walked to class together and I suffered through class in agony until
finally it was time for lunch. I was praying to god that Eddie wasnt in trouble.
I ran from physics and towards the cafeteria.
Sam stopped me on the way. Nicely done Mal. Im proud.
I smiled. Thanks.
So how screwed are you guys?
I shook my head. I dont know. Im afraid that Wyatt is blaming Eddie. I
said quickly.
Finally, hes getting caught.
He will be in serious trouble.
Ehh, hell fine. Sam said as he kept walking down the hallway.
I sighed and kept walking to the cafeteria. I saw Eddie and Spencer
already at the table. I slid down next to Eddie.
What happened? I asked urgently.
Eddie sighed. Well hes pissed, but no one is taking the fall so he cant
blame anyone yet. He said that if someone doesnt come clean that hes
going to punish the whole class, so well see how this works out.
Spencer nodded in satisfaction. I still think that we made history and it
was totally worth it.
I smiled. You say that now.
Oh come on Mal. You have to admit that it was awesome.
I nodded. It was pretty sweet.
And you got to be a part of it!
I sighed. I guess I did! I said happily.
Soup sat down next to Spencer. Dude that was sick! He cried.
I know! Spencer yelled.
We ate our lunch together and all that everyone could talk about was the
prank. It was so cool!
After lunch Eddie and I went to math together. Potts seemed suspicious
but in the end, I think that he enjoyed the prank. After chemistry with
Spencer
who would not shut up about how awesome I wasI had English. Right
before the period was over, the teacher got a call that Wyatt wanted to see
me in the office.
Crap.
I gathered my stuff together slowly and headed down to the office. When I
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 Wyatt sighed deeply. Ms. Watson, I must say that I expected more from
you.
I scrunched my eyebrows. What?
You lied to the administration.
What? I asked again, slightly more urgently.
He crossed his arms. Now this is extremely unlike you but for some
reason you decided that it would be better if you aided your fellow seniors
and cohorts instead of the administration.
I swallowed deeply. Umm.
The bell rang.
Now, since no one is taking the blame for the damage, I have no choice
but to hold you responsible for all of the actions that occurred today.
The color drained from my face. What?
Yes, you were the only one who I saw on the scene of the prank and can
accurately prove had something to do with the planning of the prank.
Mr. Wyatt
And Im sorry, but unless something is done, you will be in a load of
trouble, like Im taking not graduating trouble.
I think a part of me died on the inside.
But, but I started.
I apologize Ms. Watson, but in the future you should think about the
consequences for your actions.
I couldnt speak. He stood up. That will be all. You may go now.
I stood up slowly and walked from his office, my face white. What just
happened! What is going on! Is he serious! This is so bad! I was walking
down the hall to the parking lot when I ran into Emma. She ran up to me.
Hey I was looking for you! When I didnt respond, she looked at me
concerned. Whats wrong?
I swallowed deeply. Wyatt is blaming me for the prank and says that
unless someone else takes the fall that I will be in serious trouble and wont
graduate.
The color drained from Emmas face. No. She said.
I nodded and my lip quivered. Yes. I managed.
No. She repeated as she grabbed my arm and pulled me out to the
parking lot.
We walked towards Eddies car where Eddie was talking with Spencer.
Sam was standing there listening to his music completely zoned out from the
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Emma pointed at him. What is your problem?
What? He asked confused, holding up his hands in surrender.
Tell him Mal.
I gulped. Wyatt is blaming me for the prank and says that unless
someone else comes clean that I will be in serious trouble and wont
graduate. I managed, trying to hold back tears.
The color drained from Eddies face. Oh my god, no. He said concerned.
I nodded. Eddie turned to Spencer. You need to come clean. Now. He
said seriously.
Spencer shook his head. Dude, are you freaking crazy! I cant do that!
Ive got the state tournament this weekend! I cant miss that!
Yeah but, Mallory is being blamed for something that you did!
Spencer looked at me. Im sorry, but uh, what about my cats!
I swallowed, completely freaked out. Spencer.
Eddie looked at him like he was an idiot. Spencer. Its Mallory. Its a little
bit more important that a lacrosse game, and your cats.
I know! But, but, but He started.
Eddie sighed. Fine, if you wont take the fall, then I will.
My eyes widened. What?
He looked at me. You are not getting in trouble for this.
No! He cant!
But Eddie what about
He cut me off. It doesnt matter. You are not getting in trouble for this.
He repeated.
The whole time, Sam was just staring at his iPod.
Spencer nodded. Okay, so its decided. Eddie, the whole thing was your
idea. Good! Lets go Emma. He said pulling her towards her car.
You are the worst friend ever! She cried.
I know Emma, but its Eddie, weve been best friends forever. We do
these kind of things for each other, right Eddie?
Eddie looked at him annoyed. No, I do these kind of things for Mallory,
not you.
Spencer nodded. Okay, good talk. Lets go, before he kills me. Spencer
said running to Emmas car.
Emma sighed. Sorry Eddie.
Eddie shrugged. Ill figure something out I guess.
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and drove to pick up Noah in silence.
Right before we got there, I put my face in my hands. This is so bad! I
cried.
Eddie shook his head. Its okay. Trust me, it will be fine. He said patting
my back.
But I dont want you to get into trouble!
Mallory, I will be fine. There are more important things. Calm down.
I shook my head. I am so sorry.
No, dont apologize, just calm down.
Eddie picked up Noah and we started to drive home in silence.
Noah sighed deeply. Alright, what bad happened now? He asked
annoyed.
Eddie looked at him. Nothing, the prank worked too well.
It did? Then why isnt anyone excited?
Because our principal thinks its Mals fault, which it isnt.
Noah nodded in satisfaction. Mal, were you too good at being bait?
I tried to force a smile. I guess so.
Noah looked back at Eddie. Well, what are you going to do?
Eddie sighed. I guess Im going to take the blame for her.
Oh how noble of you. Noah said sarcastically.
Sam snorted, but didnt say anything.
Eddie nodded. Well, it was kind of my fault and Spencer wont do it.
Why am I not surprised? Noah asked. He might get one of his cats
taken away!
Eddie smiled. I know.
We pulled into the driveway and went inside. I was exhausted. My mind
was drained. I managed to stumble through my homework and dinner, but
after dinner I hit a wall. I was going crazy. I was sure of it. I took a shower,
but that didnt help. I walked into Eddies room. He was sitting at his desk on
his laptop. He looked at me.
Hey.
I looked at him. Can you sit with me?
He forced a smile. Sure, whats wrong?
I lied down on the bed and he sat up next to me. I put my arms around
him. Eddie, you cant do it.
Its fine. He assured. You have to stop worrying about it.
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 Mallory, listen to me. I can handle it. He said, rubbing my arm.
I exhaled deeply. I told you pranks were a bad idea.
He snorted. When?
I was silent for a second. Well, maybe I didnt, but I was thinking it.
He smiled. Youre always right.
I know. I said, closing my eyes.
Are you tired?
Exhausted. I said quietly.
Well, why dont you take a nap?
I smirked. Because Im a teenager! I whined.
Eddie started to laugh. Dont worry, I wont tell anyone.
I know you wont. I said as I started to drift.
Before I knew it, I was asleep. It was a dreamless sleep, probably because
I was so exhausted. I finally woke up to an alarm. I shot up and looked
around dazed.
Good morning sunshine. Eddie said quietly, rolling over next to me.
I rubbed my eyes. What time is it? You were supposed to wake me up
from my nap so that I could go to sleep!
Eddie smiled. But you look so cute when youre asleep. I couldnt wake
you up!
I tried to hide my smile and hit him in the arm. Shut up.
Come on, its time for school.
I looked over at him. Your mom isnt mad that I slept in your room?
He shrugged. Eh, Ill deal with that later.
Eddie.
Mal, its fine! She understands everything! Calm down and go get
ready! He said reassuringly.
I nodded. Okay. I said as I walked back to my room.
I got ready for school and ate breakfast slowly. Sam was being strangely
quiet for some reason.
We drove to school and dropped off Noah. When we got to the high
school, everyone was in a daze. I didnt really know what was going on.
Everyone was whispering. It felt like before Eddie and I got together.
What a great feeling
I knew everyone had heard. And I knew everyone was okay with blaming
me. I knew I was still an outcast, no matter what Eddie said.
The whole day was a blur and I couldnt help but think about Eddie taking
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 After school, I waited outside the school for Eddie and Spencer to see
what happened. Sam was waiting by the car with his ear buds in so I let him
be. I saw Spencer walking towards me, but I didnt see Eddie. Oh god.
Spencer swallowed deeply when he reached me. Uh, hey Mal. He said
sheepishly.
I looked at him. Wheres Eddie?
Talking to Wyatt.
Oh my god. I said, putting my face in my hand.
Im sorry Mal! I really am!
Its okay. I mumbled.
No! I know its not! But you dont understand whats at stake for me
here! He whined.
Oh I think I do. I said slowly.
All of a sudden, I saw Eddie run towards us. My eyes widened. He reached
us out of breath.
I touched his shoulder. What happened? I asked confused.
Eddie shook his head. Someone, someone else took the fall. He
managed.
I looked at Spencer confused. He raised his hands. You know that it
wasnt me.
Emma? I asked.
Probably not.
Soup?
Spencer snorted. Yeah, right.
Eddie looked at him confused. Well, then who could it be then?
Just then, Sam cleared his throat. It was me.
What!
We all looked at him. What! Eddie cried.
Sam nodded and took out his ear bud. I told Wyatt that it was my idea. I
showed him the keys and that pretty much sealed the deal.
My eyes widened. But, but why would you I started.
Sam stopped me. What? Wyatt already hates me so I figured how much
worse could it get. I dont graduate for a couple more years anyway. He
shrugged.
Eddie shook his head. I cant believe you actually
He cut Eddie off. Yes, I actually stepped up and took the fall for
something that somebody else did! Are you going to criticize me about that
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Oh. Sam started. Well, thank you. He said somewhat confused.
Eddie nodded. I smiled. Spencer was still dumbfounded.
Sam cleared his throat. Yeah, I couldnt let Mal get in trouble and well
Eddie I couldnt resist how you would sacrifice yourself for her, so I had to
step in! He said sarcastically.
I knew hed been listening.
Eddie laughed. Spencer forced a nervous, but obnoxious laugh.
Sam turned to him. Now, you on the other hand are a jackass.
Spencer rolled his eyes. Okay, yeah I get it.
And you owe me for saving your butt.
Fine what do you want? He asked uninterested.
I want one of your cats.
The color drained from his face. What! He cried. No!
Nope you have to give me one or else Im ratting you out.
I, I, I cant choose between my cats! Spencer exclaimed.
Well, too bad.
Spencer was silent for a second. How about two hundred bucks?
Three.
Fine. Spencer said.
Deal. Sam said shaking his hand.
Wow. Sam cleared his throat. And for the record, I dont want any of your
cats, ever.
Spencer nodded. Good because you cant have them.
Just then, I saw Soup drive by in his truck. Pansy! He yelled out the
window towards Spencer.
Spencer raised his arms confused. Soup! Im not even wearing the
clothes!
Oh then maybe it wasnt the clothes! Soup cried as he drove away.
Soup! Spencer yelled angrily.
We all started to laugh. It never gets old.

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