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There is statistical evidence
of missing ballots in Nevada.
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- Where?
- I do not know.
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- How many?
- I do not know.
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<i>- Are you sure?</i>
- Absolutely.
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People are really loving
you and Charlie Baird.
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<i>The President is tweeting.</i>
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I just direct messaged Charlie.
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Can I really blame another country
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for something they didn't do?
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It's been the cornerstone
of American foreign policy
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since the Spanish-American War.
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We really ought to get someone in court
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<i>who can stall 'til we find the ballots.</i>
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<i> I've got it covered.</i>
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I have just been informed
that uncounted ballots
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have been discovered.
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The deadline will be extended.
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The Chinese government announced a ban
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on all foreign adoptions
by American citizens.
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- Mike! Mike!
- Call my wife.
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And to the American
people who supported me
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with a majority of the popular vote,
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I promise you, this amazing
clean energy joint venture...
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You know, Wendy and I have
been meeting with surrogates.
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She is so excited about my sperm
being in another woman. It's weird.
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For the winds of economic change...
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they are a-blowing.
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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- Madam President.
- Thank you very much.
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Why is my hair all spinning around
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and these things, like
you, are doing nothin'?
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Apparently they shut the turbines off
if the wind speeds are too high.
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Is it too late to turn
them into oil derricks?
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Ma'am, I just got some really sad news.
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- Your mother's in the hospital.
- What?
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- It looks like a stroke.
- Again?
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We can 86 the meet-and-greet
with the engineers.
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- That's no problem.
- Why?
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Because you need to rush
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- Yeah.
- All right. Okay. I'm...
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- sync and corrections by Caio -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Mike: <i>I hope Mee-Maw's okay.</i>
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She's been at death's
door like five times,
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- but she always bounces back to life.
- Gary:<i> It's true.</i>
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She's like that guy... that guy...
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- Lazarus.
- Rasputin.
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She seemed sweet when she
visited the White House.
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Really? Let me tell you something.
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After I lost my first
election for state senate,
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Mother says to me, "Well,
it's not your fault.
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It's just your toothy smile."
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Oh, my God. I love your smile.
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That's not the point.
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Looks weirder if you
don't show your teeth.
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I just cannot believe
that has is happened
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in the middle of all of this.
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I know. I know. I'll tell you,
when my mom got ovarian cancer...
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Oh, call Kent.
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And that is why we have to stop
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this reckless meddling in
the electoral process.
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Stick to the legal deadline
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and certify the count as it stands.
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Thank you, Your Honors.
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May it please the court,
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there are many things that
we could all stand here
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and debate for hours on end.
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Is the sky blue? Is water wet?
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But isn't it far worse to
adhere to an arbitrary deadline
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rather than counting every valid vote?
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Dan: Jesus, an electoral protest?
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Wait a second, that's the O'Brien
nimrod from the recount table.
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A fake protest. That is classic O'Brien.
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It's such a scumbag move.
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<i>...ho, ho, this
endless recount's got to go.</i>
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<i>Hey, hey, ho, ho...</i>
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Yep, I'll raid petty cash.
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Mike: <i>Ma'am, you have to see
this dumb O'Brien tweet.</i>
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"Another day wasting taxpayer dollars.
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Meyer plus windmills
cost money, do nothing."
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Well, that's on you, isn't it?
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See if you can spin something
right today, okay?
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- God.
- Ma'am, Amy's calling.
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Ame, hi. What's going on?
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Ma'am, I'm so, so sorry.
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- What? What happened?
- What?
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<i>Your mother. I read on HuffPo
that she was in the hospital.</i>
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Amy, I thought you were
talking about the recount.
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Don't ever,<i> ever</i> scare
me like that again.
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- I'm sorry.
- <i>Just do whatever it takes</i>
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<i>to get these ballots counted, okay?</i>
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My mother's gonna be fine. I gotta go.
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- God, we just...
- Okay.
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Oh, wow. Everyone's here.
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This is your temporary mobile oval.
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I'm sorry, is there a kettle
or clothing steamer in here?
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- No.
- Okay, this is gonna be quite the day.
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So where's my mother?
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- She's down the hall to the right.
- Okay.
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- And Andrew's here.
- What?
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- What?
- <i>At Catherine's request.</i>
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But I made sure he had nowhere to sit.
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You are good people, Sue.
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Andrew.
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Wow, hi. You got here quick.
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Catherine called me. You were away.
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Yeah, serving the country.
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- I'm sorry about your mother.
- Thank you.
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Oh, this is Monica.
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A pleasure to meet you, Madam President.
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My thoughts are so with you right now.
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Thank you so much.
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- You brought a date.
- I don't know her.
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Monica and I are seeing one another.
She's part of my life.
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- Oh.
- She writes books on homemaking.
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- Blogs about entertaining.
- I<i> do</i> know her.
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She does some of the
local morning shows.
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- WBAL has her on during the holidays.
- Oh, my God.
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Okay, sweetie, the president does not
want to hear my resume right now.
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She's a smart one. You can maybe
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- <i>Thank you.</i>
- You're welcome.
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I just want to say my wife is
obsessed with your spiced eggnog.
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- We drink it year-round.
- It makes a really yummy ice cream.
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- Shut up.
- Yeah.
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- Hi, sweetie.
- Hi, Mom.
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Oh, Catherine, this is...
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- Hey, Cat.
- Thank you so much for coming.
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You two know each other?
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We've all been hanging out a bunch.
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Yeah, Monnie gave me this sweater.
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No, I definitely didn't
give you that sweater.
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- Not that color.
- No, I didn't.
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I'm sorry, I think she's
talking about me.
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She calls me "Monnie."
Sounds like "mommy."
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Mm-hmm. Well, okay.
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- I can't take this music, okay?
- Yeah, please.
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I mean, the campaign's over. I don't have
to pretend to like country music anymore.
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This is Tim McGraw. It's
Mee-Maw's favorite song.
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What? No. Mee-Maw's favorite song
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is whatever is playing in the
background at Neiman Marcus.
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Please turn it off, okay?
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Mom, you should say hi to her.
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Honey, if I wanted to talk
to an unconscious person,
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I'd book myself on Charlie Rose.
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What happened to her nails?
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Looks like she's been diggin'
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Why are you even worried
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That is so<i> not</i> important.
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- Catherine, Mother loves her hands.
- Yeah.
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She always wore dishwashing
gloves when she gave me my bath.
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Which is why I don't do dishes.
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I just now realized that.
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Hello, Madam President.
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I'm Dr. Mirpuri.
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- Dr. Mir...
- Mirpuri.
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"Mir-piri." Okay. How is she doing?
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I'm afraid it's quite dire.
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All brain function has ceased.
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So she's not gonna bounce back?
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I'm afraid she'll need
to stay on life support
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until she expires.
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Did you still want to do her nails?
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- Oh, yes, I do.
- Okay.
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Wendy: <i>No, we're not hiring that woman.</i>
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It was just a cold sore, honey.
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I don't want to pay 40
grand for a herpes baby.
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- Oh, hey, Debralee?
- Yes, hi.
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Mike, yes. Nice to meet you.
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Wendy.
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Debralee. Hi, Wendy.
So nice to meet you.
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- You want anything?
- I'm good. Thank you, though.
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I just had a kombucha on my way over.
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- Okay, so I'll just dive on in...
- That'd be great.
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and give you guys a
little background on me.
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You already know I've carried
three babies to term.
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Keep everything organic.
I exercise every day.
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I don't drink or smoke and I never have.
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That's amazing.
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I mean, that's exactly
what we're looking for.
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Praise Jesus.
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<i>Are y'all Christians?</i>
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Yes. Mm-hmm, yes.
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I mean, a lot of people think
that I'm Jewish, but that... no.
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What church y'all go to?
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- Our Lady...
- Of the Holy Womb...
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- ...of the Holy Womb.
- ...Womb of Jesus.
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It's a small congregation,
but it's fierce.
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It's holy.
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Okay, Emily's working on her nails now.
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- Good. Dark?
- Excuse me, Madam President.
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Your mother was a bit vague on the DNR.
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- So it will come down to you.
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- Praying for a miracle.
- Please don't.
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Well, Dr. McCurry...
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- Mirpuri.
- Yes, that's what I said.
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So what does that entail, you
know, the pulling of the plug?
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What we're talking about requires
removing the ventilator tube.
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And then as her organs begin to fail...
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Okay, I'm gonna have to sit
down for just a minute,
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if that's all right.
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We would be tracking her vitals...
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It's okay, Catherine. It's okay.
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Oh, wow, that is loud, honey.
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That's loud.
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Oh, "Stephen Hawking" here is
indisposed, so I'll just...
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- Marjorie, can you help me with this?
- Yes, ma'am.
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Doctor: <i>I just want to
assure you, Madam President,</i>
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we would do everything in
our power to ensure...
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Yeah, just a sec. Something's
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- I'm sorry, didn't mean to intrude.
- No, no, no.
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I chose a parabolic path
deliberately out of earshot.
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It's fine.
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What's up?
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I just needed to get a break from
the Hindu Grim Reaper out there.
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I don't know if this
provides any solace,
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but ever since your mother's
health setback was announced,
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there has been an
outpouring of support...
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Oh.
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...that has driven up your favorables.
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I'm talking about pulling
the plug on my mother here.
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How is half a percentage
point in the polls
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- More like double digits.
- Really?
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Mm-hmm.
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But just out of curiosity,
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if I were to, you know...
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uh, would that end?
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There is a possibility
of a shorter-lived,
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but numerically greater outpouring...
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if you will, a "death bump."
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- Really?
- Really.
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Well, that is some wild and heavy stuff.
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Indeed.
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Yeah. I got some real
soul-searching to do.
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Now, I have been in
Washington a long time
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and I thought I had seen everything,
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but the insensitivity
shown by Senator O'Brien
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clearly demonstrates that this man does
not possess the judgment and dignity...
243
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True statesman right there.
244
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Okay, so now what I need
is a quiet place to think
245
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that doesn't have Mike's
stupid face in it.
246
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I can turn around, ma'am.
247
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There's a chapel on the fourth floor.
248
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We can make sure it's
cleared out for you.
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Okay, yeah.
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- Ma'am?
- What?
251
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Those we have loved cannot be lost
252
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because they are always a part of us.
253
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Thank you, Ben, and whoever
wrote those words.
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- Look what I found.
- Too late.
255
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- Of course.
- I recognize those words.
256
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They were in the card your wife sent
me when my cat Fibonacci passed.
257
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I found them soothing.
258
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Hey, hey, ho, ho.
259
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<i>This endless recount's got to go.</i>
260
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- God, that's a great chant.
- Just catchy.
261
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Jesus, lose the fucking badge, man.
262
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Jesus Christ. All
right, show me the art.
263
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We got "Count Totes the Votes."
264
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What is that? What's "totes"?
265
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Totes, like all. Count all the votes.
266
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You guys have one job to do,
that is to rally the crowd
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with your pro-POTUS signs and get
your camera-unfriendly faces on TV.
268
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Yes.
269
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You can't put a Jonah
Ryan on TV like that.
270
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18 to 34-year-old women are
gonna be distracted by that.
271
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The only thing that women
18-34 are gonna do
272
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when they see you on camera
is file a restraining order.
273
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So make some fuckin' noise, dummies.
274
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What the fuck are you smiling at?
275
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I'm just happy to be here.
276
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Unbelievable.
277
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What do we want? To get
the votes counted.
278
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When do we want it? Hopefully
before the deadline.
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- Selina: <i>Do you pray?</i>
- Gary:<i> A lot.</i>
280
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What do you pray for?
281
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You, you know...
282
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Hmm.
283
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Do you want... you maybe want to try it?
284
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Sure.
285
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You know, what the hell?
We're here, right?
286
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- Okay, all right.
- Yeah.
287
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Okay.
288
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God, I...
289
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I... I just... I'm...
290
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"O Lord God, it's me, Selina."
291
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O Lord God. It's me, Selina...
292
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Grant me wisdom and strength.
293
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Give us Your comforting presence...
I've got it now.
294
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,998
- I've got it.
- Okay, yep.
295
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Lord God, please ease my
mother's pain and suffering.
296
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Yes, Lord. Yes, Lord.
297
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Ease her passing. Ease it all.
298
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- Yes.
- Ease it down the...
299
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- Mmm.
- the...
300
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Lord, let her daughter,
Thy humble servant,
301
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be the first woman elected
President of the United States.
302
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Please, this is so much to bear.
303
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,559
Oh, it is, Lord. It is.
304
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- Hear my prayer.
- Hear her prayer.
305
00:13:01,398 --> 00:13:03,948
- Lift me up.
- Lift her up, Lord.
306
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:07,201
No, I mean actually lift me up 'cause
my heel is stuck in this thing.
307
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Yeah, I got it.
308
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Um, okay, just so you know,
309
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after the ventilator is removed,
310
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- there might be some coughing.
- Oh.
311
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,164
It's reflexive. It's not
a sign that she's aware
312
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- or suffering in any way.
- Okay.
313
00:13:22,585 --> 00:13:25,253
Okay, why don't I give you
a moment to say goodbye?
314
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:28,589
Oh, you mean now? What...
315
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,241
Well, that's much better.
316
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Well, Mother...
317
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I just want you to...
318
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those you loved cannot be lost
319
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because they are always a part of you.
320
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So...
321
00:14:23,646 --> 00:14:26,197
Okay.
322
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- Ma'am?
- Yeah?
323
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,235
Sorry, it can wait till later.
324
00:14:31,321 --> 00:14:32,954
- No, no, come in.
- <i>You sure?</i>
325
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,155
Yeah, come in.
326
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:38,159
Yeah, Doctor Mir...? Can... yeah.
327
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,711
Okay, Nicole, you can
go ahead and begin.
328
00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:42,914
Ma'am, I don't really think
we should be here for this.
329
00:14:42,999 --> 00:14:44,832
No, no, you've got to stay.
You're gonna stay.
330
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,418
Doctor: <i>Okay, she's just
gonna remove the ventilator.</i>
331
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<i>Okay.</i>
332
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:59,180
What...?
333
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:02,233
So in your experience,
334
00:15:02,352 --> 00:15:05,987
how long does this sort
of thing carry on?
335
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,239
- Usually minutes.
- Okay.
336
00:15:08,358 --> 00:15:10,775
- I have seen hours.
- Huh?
337
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:12,777
Days are very rare.
338
00:15:12,862 --> 00:15:14,195
Oh, well, that's not gonna work
339
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:19,534
because for me with
my schedule and life.
340
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,369
Jesus Christ.
341
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:25,957
Turn that off.
342
00:15:28,878 --> 00:15:32,380
Okay, no...
343
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:35,766
Um, she's gone, Madam President.
344
00:15:35,885 --> 00:15:37,885
- Yeah, okay.
- My condolences.
345
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:41,439
- Can I just have a moment?
- Yes, of course. Absolutely.
346
00:15:54,904 --> 00:15:56,621
Well, why don't you check your phones?
347
00:15:56,739 --> 00:15:59,707
Sounds like you shoplifted
a bunch of vibrators.
348
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,460
Kent: <i>The Nevada State Supreme Court</i>
349
00:16:02,579 --> 00:16:05,496
issued a temporary
stay of certification.
350
00:16:05,582 --> 00:16:08,249
The count will continue.
351
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:11,719
- Oh, my prayer worked, right?
- Maybe.
352
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,671
Wow, you wanted help
from above, here it is.
353
00:16:13,756 --> 00:16:15,890
Yeah. It's fantastic.
354
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,227
Mom? What's going on? What's
everyone cheering about?
355
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,729
- Is Mee-Maw better?
- Catherine.
356
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,397
I thought you were here.
357
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,649
No, I went to get coffee.
358
00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:26,267
I asked if you wanted anything.
359
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,936
No, I didn't hear you say that.
360
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,522
She's gone?
361
00:16:31,608 --> 00:16:33,608
You pulled the plug without me?
362
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:37,495
It wasn't a plug. It was a
ventilator tube that they just...
363
00:16:37,614 --> 00:16:40,414
Oh, darling.
364
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,200
Oh, honey, no, no, no, no.
365
00:16:42,285 --> 00:16:44,502
Mee-Maw didn't know you
weren't here, honey.
366
00:16:44,621 --> 00:16:46,704
She's brain dead.
367
00:16:46,789 --> 00:16:49,207
Baby doll, she was brain dead.
368
00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:51,792
We got good news
369
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,595
about Nevada.
370
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,048
Wait, what?
371
00:16:57,133 --> 00:17:00,268
We got good news from Nevada.
372
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,192
Mom?
373
00:17:11,648 --> 00:17:14,815
- I'm gonna step outside.
- Okay.
374
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,455
Mother would never let
me use the good piano.
375
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:25,326
I always had to take my lessons
on the shitty upright in the den.
376
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,079
Oh, you know what?
377
00:17:28,164 --> 00:17:30,798
That would be a good
story for the eulogy.
378
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,251
Mom, why would you want to paint
Mee-Maw in such a negative light?
379
00:17:33,336 --> 00:17:35,836
Oh, Catherine, Thomas fucking Kinkade
380
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,005
couldn't paint Mee-Maw
in a positive light.
381
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,174
Oh, my God.
382
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,176
- You never knew Daddy.
- Gary: Oh.
383
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,763
He was so sweet. Mee-Maw
blamed me for his death.
384
00:17:45,848 --> 00:17:47,431
What?
385
00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:50,184
I think that's probably
your interpretation of it.
386
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,070
Oh, Catherine, you have no idea
387
00:17:53,189 --> 00:17:55,273
what it was like to be the only daughter
388
00:17:55,358 --> 00:17:57,408
of a pathological narcissist.
389
00:17:57,527 --> 00:18:00,995
I mean, all this woman did was
criticize me or ignore me.
390
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,531
I'm gonna go to bed.
391
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,199
Selina: <i>Okay, 'night.</i>
392
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,702
- The pillows are not for sleeping.
- Gary: Mm-mm.
393
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,921
Sue: <i>Ma'am, your mother's attorney
George Huntzinger is here.</i>
394
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,873
Okay. Uncle George.
395
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,759
- Selina.
- Oh!
396
00:18:14,877 --> 00:18:16,377
Or should I say Madam President?
397
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,045
Oh, my goodness.
398
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,547
I'm so happy to see you.
399
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,932
You know what? You were
always my favorite
400
00:18:22,051 --> 00:18:23,467
of all of Mother's lawyers.
401
00:18:23,553 --> 00:18:25,303
- You're too kind.
- No, it's true.
402
00:18:25,388 --> 00:18:27,855
So we need to get you the keys
403
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,890
to Mother's summer house
for the appraisers.
404
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,642
Right over here? Yeah.
405
00:18:31,728 --> 00:18:33,561
She was the most darling woman.
406
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,946
Yes, she certainly was in a sense, yeah.
407
00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:37,815
- Here's the key, sir.
- There we go.
408
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,900
Ma'am, we really need to
return to funeral planning.
409
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,902
- Yes.
- So many people outside.
410
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,455
I feared I might have to start
driving over them to get in here.
411
00:18:44,574 --> 00:18:46,657
Really? Protesters?
412
00:18:46,743 --> 00:18:49,043
This country's just lost
its sense of decency.
413
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,995
- Well, they're animals.
- No, no. Heavens, no.
414
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,831
- They're well-wishers.
- Really?
415
00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:55,666
Yeah.
416
00:18:55,752 --> 00:18:57,752
People are wishing me well?
417
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:01,305
Well, of course they are.
You're in mourning.
418
00:19:01,424 --> 00:19:03,591
Oh, right. Yeah.
419
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,760
Oh.
420
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,429
Thank you so much. You're too kind.
421
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:09,680
I appreciate it.
422
00:19:09,766 --> 00:19:11,432
Oh, my goodness. I feel like a bride.
423
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,852
A sad bride because, of course,
this is a day of grief.
424
00:19:14,937 --> 00:19:18,939
Her brain was quite damaged
for quite a long time.
425
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,941
I love<i> you.</i>
426
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:24,662
There are so many friendly
and diverse faces here.
427
00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:27,081
And I wish that Mother were alive
428
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,950
to see this on her property.
429
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,585
Woman: <i>O'Brien.</i>
430
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,121
Ms. Brookheimer, how goes the count?
431
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:37,625
Oh, it's great if you want a bloated
booze bag to be our next president.
432
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,961
- O'Brien.
- So O'Brien's a lush?
433
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,680
Did Eleanor Roosevelt eat pussy?
434
00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:44,932
Oh! Oh, Jesus.
435
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,102
Oh, God, I'm sorry. It's the way
we talk in the White House.
436
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,970
I'm not even aware I'm doing it anymore.
437
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,139
Wow. I mean, you seem so...
438
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:54,692
- and then... whew.
- Hey, it may not even be true.
439
00:19:54,811 --> 00:19:57,645
Did she eat pussy or did she just fingerbang
her way down Pennsylvania Avenue?
440
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,363
Fuck my mouth. I'm doing it again.
441
00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:03,150
Jiminy Cricket. Wow.
442
00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:05,653
Mike: <i>Damn it. Apparently
our born-again surrogate</i>
443
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:09,156
is super against DNR, so when
POTUS pulled the plug on MOTUS,
444
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,325
she started having second thoughts.
445
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:15,496
Did you explain to her that there is no
scientific evidence of a higher power?
446
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,466
How long has this yogurt been in here?
447
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,917
Make yourself at home, Mike.
448
00:20:20,002 --> 00:20:22,002
Don't eat the bananas. They're wax.
449
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,088
- Copy that.
- Shit news from Nevada.
450
00:20:24,173 --> 00:20:24,965
What?
451
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:27,365
The new votes are tilting
heavily toward O'Brien.
452
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:30,761
Apparently most of them
are military absentees.
453
00:20:30,847 --> 00:20:35,349
Of course. Fort Dutton.
It all makes sense.
454
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,268
No, no, no. That doesn't make any sense.
455
00:20:37,353 --> 00:20:39,904
Nevada is my state. I'm
gonna be president.
456
00:20:40,022 --> 00:20:42,773
I'm gonna be the first
elected lady president.
457
00:20:42,859 --> 00:20:45,576
I'm gonna have a lovely inauguration.
Billy Joel is gonna sing.
458
00:20:45,695 --> 00:20:48,779
So you guys have to stop the recount.
459
00:20:48,865 --> 00:20:50,865
- I'm sorry, what?
- Stop the count.
460
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,117
- Shut up, Gary. Ma'am, we can't.
- I don't care.
461
00:20:53,202 --> 00:20:56,571
The train has very publically left the
station and derailed at high speed.
462
00:20:56,596 --> 00:20:57,718
You got to stop the count.
463
00:20:57,831 --> 00:20:59,814
Ma'am, this would look
like a size-14 flip-flop.
464
00:20:59,876 --> 00:21:02,042
- <i>We really can't...</i>
- I don't give a fuck!
465
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:05,045
You're gonna cancel this recount
like Anne Frank's bat mitzvah.
466
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:08,382
Yeah, I'm on it, though I think
the DJ already spent the deposit.
467
00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:12,136
I'm on it right... yeah, Amy. Yeah.
468
00:21:12,221 --> 00:21:14,855
I'm tired of losing things!
469
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,725
We would like to file
a motion to exclude
470
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,727
all pending ballots from the recount.
471
00:21:21,731 --> 00:21:24,365
Ms. Collins, you do realize
that what you're saying
472
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,535
is in diametric opposition to the
case you presented yesterday?
473
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:31,872
If the deadline has passed, why is
the recount allowed to continue?
474
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:35,960
Objection, Your Honor.
The count must continue.
475
00:21:36,078 --> 00:21:38,496
Did we tell "Huey, Dewey, and Rapey"
476
00:21:38,581 --> 00:21:42,049
that it's "Stop the Count" now
and not "Count Every Vote"?
477
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,251
Shit.
478
00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:47,471
Count every vote.
Count every vote.
479
00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:50,508
Count every vote. Count every vote.
480
00:21:50,593 --> 00:21:52,593
Doesn't he work for O'Brien?
481
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,813
No. Jesus. Come on, Richard, no.
482
00:21:55,932 --> 00:21:58,933
- Count every vote!
- Dan: Jonah!
483
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,985
- Count every vote!
- Richard!
484
00:22:01,103 --> 00:22:03,103
Stop protesting, you idiots!
485
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:07,608
Count every vote! Count every vote!
486
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:10,945
Maybe I'll get assassinated.
487
00:22:15,284 --> 00:22:17,785
Selina, Selina, Selina.
488
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,871
- What?
- Life takes so many turns.
489
00:22:20,957 --> 00:22:21,624
Yeah.
490
00:22:21,649 --> 00:22:23,648
I just want you to know
where I'm coming from.
491
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:27,127
- All right.
- Monica, she's sweet,
492
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,463
she's lovely, she's short-term.
493
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:32,683
She's something to get me through
the long nights for now.
494
00:22:32,802 --> 00:22:35,803
Andrew, you know that we're
at a funeral, right?
495
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:38,355
- We're not at Club Med.
- In here...
496
00:22:38,474 --> 00:22:40,057
it's always been you.
497
00:22:40,142 --> 00:22:42,059
Wow. Wow.
498
00:22:42,144 --> 00:22:44,862
In a church.
499
00:22:44,981 --> 00:22:47,448
- Madam President.
- Oh, Tom.
500
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,700
- I'm so sorry for your loss.
- Thank you very much.
501
00:22:49,819 --> 00:22:51,785
Thanks for being here, Tom.
I appreciate it.
502
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,904
I see that Charlie Baird is here.
503
00:22:53,990 --> 00:22:56,073
Yes. Yeah, he flew in this morning.
504
00:22:56,158 --> 00:22:59,326
So who's fisting the American
economy while he's here?
505
00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:01,161
Really, Tom?
506
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,130
My apologies, Madam President.
507
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,999
- God.
- Charlie.
508
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,550
- Tommy.
- Yeah?
509
00:23:06,669 --> 00:23:08,385
- Ma'am.
- Oh, hang on two seconds.
510
00:23:08,504 --> 00:23:10,337
- Hi.
- Hi.
511
00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:12,172
- Hi, Gary.
- Hi.
512
00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:15,843
Wow, your ex, not afraid to
mix business with mourning.
513
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:18,012
Oh, yeah. How soon after meeting you
514
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,097
did he ask you to invest
in his latest venture?
515
00:23:20,182 --> 00:23:22,349
- 17 seconds. I timed it.
- Really?
516
00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:26,186
Some can't-lose scheme about the
third largest hotel chain in Brazil.
517
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:28,022
- "Can't lose."
- Can't lose.
518
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:30,524
Got to see if I still have my wallet.
519
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,359
- Ma'am, sorry to interrupt.
- Yeah?
520
00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:34,111
- The eulogy is all set.
- Okay.
521
00:23:34,196 --> 00:23:36,497
- And I added the good piano anecdote.
- Perfect.
522
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,249
- I don't know if that was the best...
- No, it works.
523
00:23:39,368 --> 00:23:41,118
Andrew.
524
00:23:41,203 --> 00:23:43,454
Can anybody get in on this Brazil thing?
525
00:23:43,539 --> 00:23:44,922
I got a baby to pay for.
526
00:23:45,041 --> 00:23:47,091
Please let me play the Tim McGraw song.
527
00:23:47,209 --> 00:23:48,592
Okay? I have it all cued up.
528
00:23:48,711 --> 00:23:49,877
Seriously, Catherine,
529
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,929
this is a funeral, not a NASCAR race.
530
00:23:52,048 --> 00:23:53,681
I don't have the time
for this right now.
531
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,312
When do you have the
time, then, Mom? When?
532
00:23:56,337 --> 00:23:57,058
Shh.
533
00:23:57,083 --> 00:23:58,626
Okay? Because<i> you</i>
don't like Tim McGraw,
534
00:23:58,721 --> 00:24:00,971
then nobody is supposed
to like Tim McGraw.
535
00:24:01,057 --> 00:24:03,223
Catherine, you are forbidden
536
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:06,393
from saying the words
"Tim McGraw" ever again.
537
00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:08,612
Unbelievable. Mee-Maw
was so right about you.
538
00:24:08,731 --> 00:24:11,031
- What is that supposed to mean?
- Pardon me, ma'am.
539
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,897
Pardon me. Could I
borrow you for a minute?
540
00:24:12,922 --> 00:24:13,405
What?
541
00:24:13,430 --> 00:24:15,487
I've just been kibitzing
with the Qatari ambassador,
542
00:24:15,571 --> 00:24:19,073
Mohammed bin Nasser bin
Khalifa Al Jaffar.
543
00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:20,574
Please don't have him
sign the guest book.
544
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,626
Yeah, he comes bringing
a message from China.
545
00:24:22,745 --> 00:24:24,411
Why would China go through Qatar?
546
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:26,046
Qataris love to insert themselves.
547
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,582
- They're wet-fingered.
- They're into ass play?
548
00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:33,087
No, they have a gift for sensing
prevailing political winds.
549
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:34,922
I'll bet they're into ass play, too.
550
00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:36,757
Those people that you bring in,
551
00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:39,727
as they bring in people,
you get a piece of that.
552
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,228
I get a piece of that.
553
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:44,181
In perpetuity.
554
00:24:44,266 --> 00:24:47,267
- Madam President.
- Mr. Ambassador.
555
00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:49,353
So I understand you
have a message for me.
556
00:24:50,006 --> 00:24:52,382
What I say to you is in the
strictest of confidence.
557
00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:52,984
Mm-hmm.
558
00:24:53,008 --> 00:24:55,242
The sanctions you have threatened
against our friends in China
559
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,361
may undermine their very fragile economy
560
00:24:57,446 --> 00:24:59,246
at a most inopportune moment.
561
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:03,834
But in exchange for easing
the economic pressure,
562
00:25:03,953 --> 00:25:08,455
they would be open to indirect talks.
563
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:12,126
What is on the table?
564
00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:13,677
Oh, everything.
565
00:25:13,796 --> 00:25:16,547
From climate change to human rights.
566
00:25:16,632 --> 00:25:18,048
We shall be in touch.
567
00:25:18,134 --> 00:25:20,884
Thank you, Ambassador Al...
568
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:23,887
Okay.
569
00:25:25,307 --> 00:25:27,558
Well, that was mysterious, right?
570
00:25:27,643 --> 00:25:29,610
- Ma'am. They're ready for you.
- Yeah?
571
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:30,978
Let's get this show on the road.
572
00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:33,397
Priest: <i>We are gathered together today</i>
573
00:25:33,482 --> 00:25:36,316
to remember the life of
Catherine Calvert Eaton.
574
00:25:36,402 --> 00:25:39,536
This China thing is like
legacy material, right?
575
00:25:39,655 --> 00:25:43,157
Nobel Peace Prize material.
576
00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:52,166
What?
577
00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:54,418
I'll tell you after.
578
00:25:54,503 --> 00:25:56,086
Tell me now.
579
00:25:56,172 --> 00:25:58,839
Karen couldn't stop the count.
580
00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:01,008
We officially lost Nevada,
581
00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:03,343
so we're gonna have to
fight it out in Congress.
582
00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,979
- And...
- And what?
583
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,931
What else?
584
00:26:08,017 --> 00:26:11,652
With all the new votes
going to O'Brien, we've...
585
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,772
Kent.
586
00:26:14,857 --> 00:26:17,024
We lost the popular vote.
587
00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:18,992
Oh, God.
588
00:26:21,781 --> 00:26:23,280
Oh, wow.
589
00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:26,416
I'm so sorry, ma'am.
590
00:26:26,535 --> 00:26:28,202
Sorry for your loss.
591
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:29,920
Yeah.
592
00:26:30,039 --> 00:26:32,005
Okay.
593
00:26:34,677 --> 00:26:36,844
I grieve with thee.
594
00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:39,296
Oh, thank you, Kent.
595
00:26:39,381 --> 00:26:43,050
As we begin our service, we will
now hear from her daughter,
596
00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:45,219
President Selina Meyer.
597
00:26:55,231 --> 00:26:59,733
My mother had a good piano.
598
00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:04,988
I'm sorry.
599
00:27:05,074 --> 00:27:08,625
It's just all sort of
hitting me right now.
600
00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:13,413
I have lost...
601
00:27:15,501 --> 00:27:17,384
so much.
602
00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:25,309
I'm sorry. I can't. I can't.
603
00:27:25,427 --> 00:27:29,980
Catherine, play the Tim McGraw thing.
604
00:27:55,124 --> 00:27:59,376
Just not fair. This is just not fair.
605
00:28:24,153 --> 00:28:27,154
- A very moving eulogy.
- Oh, thank you, George.
606
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:30,157
When you feel up to it, you and
Catherine and I should sit down
607
00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:33,377
and discuss the estate and
how you fit into all of it.
608
00:28:33,495 --> 00:28:35,379
How I fit into the estate?
609
00:28:35,497 --> 00:28:39,499
It's not uncommon for an
inheritance to skip a generation
610
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:43,170
and your mother decided to leave the
bulk of her estate to Catherine.
611
00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:44,638
The bulk?
612
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,007
- It'll all be fine.
- Yes.
613
00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:49,760
- Great speech.
- Thank you.
614
00:28:49,845 --> 00:28:51,144
- Love that song.
- Okay.
615
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,897
Sorry about what I said earlier.
616
00:28:54,016 --> 00:28:56,233
That was the grief talking.
617
00:28:56,352 --> 00:28:59,320
- All right.
- Catherine, honey...?
618
00:28:59,345 --> 00:29:00,454
I need a tissue.
619
00:29:00,586 --> 00:29:02,945
- I don't have a tissue.
- Well, that's useless.
620
00:29:02,971 --> 00:29:04,524
- Ma'am
- Yes?
621
00:29:04,860 --> 00:29:06,625
I hated my father.
622
00:29:08,305 --> 00:29:09,563
Thank you, Tom.
623
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,719
To Congress we go?
624
00:29:12,305 --> 00:29:14,211
To Congress we go, yeah.
625
00:29:16,984 --> 00:29:19,304
Congratulations.