Derick Pagan

ENG 214 1006-1007

4/2/2017

Hypnospider

Hypnospider was a creature that roamed the land of Junejune where all his friends such as
Rhynodog, Beesnees, and Flappyfry lived. They played all types of pranks on each other. Rhynodog loved
to poke his friends with the horns on the tips of his hooves and his tail would wag everytime he would
hear the screech that he got out of his torturous humor. Beesnees always liked to act like her legs were
broken just to see people come and give her all the attention she desired. Flappyfry was always hopping
around with his ears longer than his own body and would smack everyone with them with the whip of
his head. Hypnospider was the shorter one of the bunch so he would always get made fun of for his
height which wasnt something he grew too fond of. As they all grew older, they all would get taller; but
Hypnospider would remain the same height. The teasing never stopped, in fact it actually would get
worse every year of his life. He couldnt keep up with the others on anything really. While everyone was
running up boogersnot hill, Hypnospider was stuck in the hard chunky pieces left at the bottom of the
hill. Hypnospider even felt like his looks werent as terrible as theirs. Beesnees had a horrendous tail
that looked as if a cactus had a baby with a dung beetle and he thought it was the most awful thing in
his life; yet he longed to win her heart. Unfortunately, Flappyfrys fungus infested ears and mushroom
toe-jam was all Beesnees heart was stuck on. Hynospider thought that once he grew into his fart glands
he would finally be gross enough for Beesnees heart. But all he was left with was a smelly forehead.
Tired of being treated like a perfectly clean human, hypnospider left Junejune town in search for a more
terrible land to live in. Rhynodog felt that he needed to go with his friend because he felt he wasnt
getting any excitement around Junejune town either. So the 2 left Junejune and went on to see who
they could torment. They came across a land that wasnt too fond of newcomers and the creatures
attacked Hynospider and Rhrynodog. As they ran from the creatures, Hypnospider got one of his many
legs stuck in the blue mud that surrounded the land and couldnt find a way to escape. Rhynodog didnt
think twice and fled off to hide under a yellow water tree. As Hypnosider braced himself for the end of
his life, his eyes became so horrible to stare at, his glands produced the worst smell imaginable, his
forehead swirled the craziest swirl, and his mouth became the biggest abyss it had transformed all the
creatures into 1 eyed, 2 tentacled rodents, which became Hypnospiders slaves. He became the most
scary, most smelly monster that ever roamed the land of the yellow water trees. Rhynodog saw how
scary Hypnosider had become and tried to work his way into his heart but Hypnospider had
remembered when he was left for dead and devoured Rhynodog. Beesnees and Flappyfry heard that
there was a horrible creature somewhere so they went to the land of the Yellow water trees only to find
their friend Hypnospider. Beesnees ran to him and had said how hideous he looked and how she wanted
to be his demon queen; but he turned her away. Flappyfry even wanted to marry Hypnospider because
of how hideous he looked. But he remembered all the years of being neglected by them so he had them
casted away to the mountain of candy and rainbows for the rest of their lives where they shall have
nothing but joy and happiness.