Man is certainly stark mad: he cannot make a worm, yet he will make gods by the dozen.

-- Michel de Montaigne
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears
this is true.
-- James Branch Cabell
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A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy
-- Joseph Campbell
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He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
-- William Drummond
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I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.
-- Unknown
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Glyme's Formula For Success: The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,
you've got it made.
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2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
-- unknown
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If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough
-- Albert Einstein
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After every 'victory' you have more enemies.
-- Jeanette Winterson
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Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves.
-- Henry David Thoreau
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If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history
teaches us.
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Pain is certain, suffering is optional.
-- Buddha
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Seek simplicity but distrust it
-- Alfred North Whitehead
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Thyme's Law: Everything goes wrong at once.
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Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
-- Michael O'Donohugh
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Woodward's Law: A theory is better than its explanation.
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Ryan's Law: Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an
expert.
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Goebel's Law Of Useless Difficulty: Just because it's hard Doesn't mean it's worth the effort.
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Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will
cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
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May you get to heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead
-- Irish Blessings
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Peer's Law: The solution to a problem changes the problem.
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Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
-- Confucius
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Acton's Law: Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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To use the term blind faith, is to use an adjective needlessly.
-- Julian Ruck
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Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill
everyone, and you are a god.
-- Jean Rostand
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"Support your local Search and Rescue unit
-- get lost."
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The reasonable man adjusts himself to the world, the unreasonable one persists in trying to
adapt the world to himself; therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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"Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will
-- at the worst possible moment."
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Deadline-Dan's Demon: Every task takes twice as long as you think it will take. If you double the
time you think it will take, it will actually take four times as long.
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Thank God I'm an atheist.
-- Luis Bunuel.
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You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter
who does it or says it.
-- Malcolm X
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Rule Of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem it always helps you to know
the answer.
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Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
-- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
%Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going
on. This person must be fired.
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Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order,
because it is better organized.
-- Terry Pratchett (Interesting Times)
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