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Jokes Dat'Il Mke Ur Tummy PAIN ..!!! 1
Jokes Dat'Il Mke Ur Tummy PAIN ..!!! 1
PAIN…..!!!
1.
Ek choti si love story
Boy:-I Love u
2.
Do you know why a mother teaches her son to say F instead
of ma??
4.
1 Ladke ko kya chhiye????
1 Ladki jo Pyaar de!!!!!!
1 Ladki jo achha Khana banaye!!!!!!
1 Ladki jo Dilse use chahe!!!!!
Aur........
Aur............
Teeno ladkiya ek dusrese na mile! ! ! !
5.
You know y I prescribe Diabetes patients to regularly speak
truth.
…………kyunki sach kadwa hota hai !!!
6.
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and
he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies,he rushes over to him,
and asks for his autograph.Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap
and says,"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get
outta here."
7.
There were 3 ants in a line...1st ant says there r 2 ants
behind me, 2nd ants says der is 1 ant behind me n 3rd ant
says there are 2 ants behind me...y does d 3rd ant say
so...????
…….because she is lying.
8.
Laloo wants 2 bcum a model so he took some snaps with his
bufelloows
9.
What is d vector form of sridevi??!!
……TABU!!
10.
Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
…..To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff…..!!
11.
What is Malayali management graduate called?
……… Yem Bee Yae…!!!
12.
Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
13.(abhi)
if i have a crow
who is very soft and sweet
wat will i call him?
MI- CRO-SOFT..!!..lolzz…!!!
14.
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MARKETING {Mar-ke-ting(sound of a bell)
MS Dhoni....hehahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!
-once a man goes 2 a temple and prays
y?
here is d answer...
A: It was a copycat.