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Britneys Comeback Tour the media, has finally taken a toll on him. Justin,
alongside his team of Hollywoods most elite ge-
netics scientists and doctors, agree that both
The heavily influential singer, Britney Spears, Justin and the world would tremendously benefit
was once again found to be in back channel from two Biebers instead of just one.
talks with White House staff members. This alle-
gation comes off last years reporting of Spears - Reporter Belguin Catala
convening with seven major
oil CEOs in Dubai. Spears
sister, Jamie Lynn, had this
to say: We just want to get
her clean. We know how in-
ternational politics and power
Mariah Carey To Mars
struggles really mess her
up. Two years ago, Spears Pop super star, Mariah Carey, announced today
was found not guilty in a trial that she is in production with NASA to assemble
to determine if she had been a diva space shuttle that will take her to Mars.
funneling money and weap- The space shuttle named, MiMi, should be com-
ons in northern Tibet in order pleted by July 2018. The expected cost of shut-
to start a civil war. Prosecutors alleged jury tam- tle is estimated to be 1 billion dollars. Along with
pering in that all jury members received back- the space shuttle,
stage passes to Spears next concert. When Carey has re-
confronted by reporters inside the lobby of the quested NASA to
Chateau de Grande, Spears reportedly said develop inflatable
Oops, I did it again, before jumping out of a living quarters so
four-story window. when she arrives
to Mars she is
- Reporter Raymond Lantz able to move
freely on the plan-
et. When asked if
Bieber Fever she will be bring-
ing her twins, Roc
and Ro, Carey
The worlds hottest superstar, Justin Bieber, has stated that she
just announced to the world that he would be has not decided.
undergoing the highly danger- NASA has not yet
ous and very controversial pro- confirmed this in-
cedure of being cloned. Bieber formation but as
claims to understand the many soon as we hear from them we will update im-
risks and controversies sur- mediately.
rounded by the procedure, but
that due to the overwhelming
demand he faces daily from his - Reporter Jacqueline Schneider
record company, his fans and
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The Jessica
Fight
Jessica Simpson was spot- Miley Cyrus Mystery
ted at local Los Angeles
club "The Ink and Paint
Solved!
Club" having dinner with
friends when she got into a Since 2012, fans of young popstar Miley Cyrus
scuffle with Jessica Rabbit, have been wondering what turned her from a
who was performing at the sweet country girl to a crazy party animal. We
same club that very night. assumed it was just a phase, that she would
Apparently the fight began when Ms. Rabbit en- grow out of it, but experts say the answer lies in
tered the dining floor after her performance to her biology; her behavior was changed by a vi-
confront Ms. Simpson about a previous disa- rus. Doctors around the world studied the virus
greement the two had regarding an ex-lover. and named it Cyrus Fever. Symptoms include
Club-goers reported hair turning blonde, waking up to a trendy pixie
there was a lot of cut, change in clothing style, and loss of control
screaming and one of tongue muscles. Research hasn't yet found
person even pro- the cause of this virus, but confirm that it is con-
claimed a chair had tagious. Since the discovery of Cyrus Fever in
been thrown across the 2016, scientists had been working toward a
club. Ms. Simpson was cure. In 2017, Miley was injected with the curing
escorted out of the vaccine, and turned into a sweet girl again. An-
building, along with her other celebrity has been infected with Cyrus Fe-
girlfriends she'd been ver: Katy Perry. She is starting to show some of
having dinner with. We the symptoms, such as a blond pixie cut. The
could not reach her for cure seemed to only work on Miley, the original
comment. When asked host of the virus. Will this uncontrollable disease
about the debacle, Ms. Rabbit said, "I'm not
bad, I'm just drawn that way."