Here is the question ..haanh..

Do u know what is sarcasm ..?

(look at the response)

we use sarcasm everyday in our daily lifebt we dont take it when a comedian does itright ?

This has happened many times ..now..i guess

Now d question has come to: who deserves what ?

My name is sagar Sharmand let me tell u guysI m not from UP..bt my surname reflects that

And I want to be a stand up comedianbt I dont know Marathi..

So..i am not going to perform in Bombay..

Oh sorry..mumbai..

We want to change our name from Gurgaon to Gurugram.

People used to call it GudGaonnot GurGaon..nd dats what hurted more..

Because in slang language GUD means GAYnd u can not have a GUDGRAm I mean gay village in a
country where being homosexual is a crime

Bt we cant accept to change our mindset..becuase changing mindset means being progressive..

Bt if u hv progressed already , why do u need politicians?

A comedian makes a video nd an FIR is filedhe is threstened to death..

A politician threaten a citizen to death..video goes viral..nd politician gets more votes ..

Or party buys more vote for him

Bt somehow he managed to get famous and deserving now

My problem is with the authority guys

Authority to get offended..one person asked me..what caste u are..nd I was likebrahmin..
Then y dont u vote BJP ..because they are gonna give u the Ram Mandir

Nd I was like..i understand from where u come..in orange clotheskhakhi half pants..

Need of progress is derdey need to update themselves from half pant to full atleast..

They are exposing themselves in group

What if girls get excited to see them like dis and may be may be girl can rape also..

Yesterday I swiped my card in ATM machine

There was this popup

This card is not acceptable

IT HAPPENS WITH COMEDIANS EVERYTIME

U JUST PASS A JOKE..

AND EVERYONE COMES OUT

UR THOUGHT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

Bt the funny part is , ATM machines give u money alsobt politicians TAKE MONEY..

Recently , Islamic council in pakistan proposed a bill

A husband should be allowed to lightly beat his wife if she denies to follow her command

And all husbands got confused..

Not that it is right or wrong..but bhenchod kon si wali ko maru ?

I asked many feminist about this ..how do they feel

About this..nd their reply were awesome..

One of them said..

I will cut the handnd rest wil allah take care

What tther fuck ?

I meanu can not involve allah everywhere..

I m sure smtimes ..allah or God whosever is der..may get pissed off..

Hrithik comes out nd says

I will have an affair with POP rather than kangana..

Nd community goes mad..

Our pop is nt gay

Bt POP didnt give any reaction ..

Hrithik was waiting..

Smday he will come out and say

Aaila ..hrithik..

Girls are a more hypocrite than we male are actually

After a hot streamy intimate physically attached in one bad session

(I m trying not to say sex on stage)

So after this session

She asked me..pani he kya tere room pe ?

I said yes

Nd den she asked..

Mineral ?

I ws lykjust few minutes before u had mine in ur mouthu licked those liquefied fingers of my hand
from ur holeu just fucking smooched for 20 long minutesnd now u want mineral water ??

Mobile phones and washrooms have a great connections.

Bande ke hath me mobile aur doosre hath me

Wo busy he twitter aur facrebook pe..

even they swipe right on tinder while peeing..

Because jis chiz ka koi output hi nahi ana use isi time me karte he right
Wo ese hi khada he..

Use idea hi nai he uska tank khali ho chukka he..wo abhi bhi hath me pakad ke ese hi khada he..

Piche log wait kar rahe he..line lagi he..

Par wo phir bhi khada he

Wo waha se tab hat ta he..jab uski BUZZ feed list ka articlke khatam ho jaye..

And everyone starts saying like

Bhae..kitna ?

And den he realizes ..nd says ..oh ..i ws just reading this article on buzzfeeed..

10 things you should not do in washroom

Nd u know what ..first is not to interrupt anyway

Even I became a world class player of FIFA 16 in washroom only..

Girls are juz freakig out ..why he is talking abt guys washroom only

Because I have never been to a girls washroom

Juz kidding..i have been der too for different reasons

Out of curiosity..

Der is no suspense abt what girls do in washroom apart from the actual thing

They adjust their hair.i mean ..hair at every possible place in their body..

Bt they never go alone to the wwashroomright ?

Girls dont do anything alone..they juz cant(stop)

Yeah ..dat was it..i hv done my feminism of jokes

I hate people saying I have hydro phobia..

What do u mean by that ?

Paani se dar ?

Mujhe paani se dar nahi lgta..usme doob jane se lagta heu fucking need to learn swimmingthats
wateru drink

Still u have fear of water..to tu doob ke mar jaa sale