Option 3:

(At a Q&A session, slightly agitated lady raises her hand)

OK! I have a question! All right. Why did they even invent call I.D.? Huh? I
meanits likelikewho is this service helping? I mean, for centuries (pauses
and thinks about that) ok, maybe not centuriesbut, for likelike a lot, and a
lot of years, people answered the phone without knowing who it was, and as far as
I can tell, no one died from that. I mean, this whole obsession with needing to
know who is calling, likeALL THE TIME is justguysits so gross, guys. OK? I
mean you pick up the phone, you find out who it is, and THEN YOU KNOW!
(calming down) ok look, all Im saying isif a guy doesnt call me, Id like to
reserve the right to call him at 15 minute intervals until he picks up. But you know,
if he looks down and sees my number, hes going to think Im, like, a psychoor
somethingwhich Im not. (then, in true psycho manner) IM NOT!! (her phone
rings) Oh, its Daniel. Ha! Daniel!! As if Im gonna answer THAT!!