What is the difference between here and there?

Answer: The Letter T.

A few months have 31 days; a few months have 30

days. How many months have 28 days?

Answer: All months.

I have ocean but no water. Who am I?

Answer: A WORLD MAP

What happens to a man if he doesnt sleep eight days

continuously?

Answer: Nothing will happen as he sleeps at

night.

Q: Where can you find an ocean with no water?

A: On a map.
Q: What happens when you throw a white hat into the
Black Sea?

A: It gets wet.

Q: What goes up and down but never moves?

A: Stairs.

Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?

A : Rain

Q. What looks like half apple?

A : The other half.

If there are 6 apples and you take away 4, how many do

you have?

(The 4 you took.)

What can you never eat for breakfast?

 (Dinner)

What goes up and never comes down?

(Age!)

If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many

are there?

(12, fish dont drown!)

Does Britain have a 4th of July?

Yes they do, and a July 5th and a July 6th.

Question: Which letter of the English alphabet flies,

sings, and stings?

Answer: B (bee).

Question: Which one is correct? Penguins flies or A

Penguin flies
 Answer: Neither. Penguins dont fly.

Question: A man went outside in the pouring rain with

no protection, but not a hair on his head got wet. How
come?

Answer: He was bald.

Question: What looks like half an apple?

Answer: The other half.

What is full of holes but can still hold water?

A sponge.

When you have me, you immediately feel like sharing

me. But, if you do share me, you do not have me.

A secret.
What can you hold without ever touching or using your
hands?

Your breath!

Find Me! I start with 'P' and end with 'E', but I have
thousands of letters. Who am I?

Answer: Post Office

It is your possession and belongs to you. However, you

use it very rarely. What is that?

Answer: Your name.

Q: What starts with the letter t, is filled with t and

ends in t?
A: A teapot

Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?

A: He wanted to save time.
Q: What can't be used until it's broken?

A: An egg.

Q: What do you call a fish that only cares about

himself?

A: Selfish.