1.It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?

The moon 2.I have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. A chick in an egg 3.What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall? Night and Day 4.I am six letters. When you take one away I am twelve. What am I? The word Dozens 5.I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I? Your fingernails 6.You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it? Your name. 7.The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Your lady friend's husband has it and she uses it. What is it? A Last Name 8.It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every space. What is it? The Letter E 9.I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I? A Windmill 10.What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows. What is it? A Mountain 11.What demands an answer, but asks no question? A Telephone 12.What goes around the world and stays in a corner? A stamp. 13.Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses? On a Map. 14.What can you catch but not throw? A Cold 15.I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I? A nose. 16. What's better than the best thing and worse than the worst thing? Nothing. 17. What is black when you buy it, red as you use it, and grey when you throw it out? Coal 18. The day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today? Friday 19. Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the refrigerator? Because it turns ice into mice! 20. If you took 3 apples from a basket that held 12 apples, how many apples would you have?

3 !!!. 21. Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France? Because he's still living! 22. Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days? Because they are not weekdays! 23. An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." 24. Why do we have two eyes, two ears and only one mouth? So that we can see and hear twice as much as we say. 25.Which month has 28 days? All of them! 26. How many letters are there in the English alphabet? 18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet" 27. If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be? Dead! 28. Why is the letter "T" like an island? Because it is in the middle of waTer! 29. What is the longest word in the English language? "Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters! 30. What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters? The "Post Office"! 31. What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter? Envelope! 32. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no-body to go with! 33. I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I? A liar! 34. What's worse than finding a maggot in an apple? Finding half a maggot! 35. Which bus crossed the ocean?

Columbus!