There’s a kiss 2 say I luv u, there’s a kiss 2 say its true, But the kiss I

luv
the best is the one I got from u!

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv
tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
exercise

Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the

cream.Handle me
gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b

friends
KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE
ELSE=...lets
not get carried away!

Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r

tasted.kisses
spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated

Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u

are.bundles of joy
sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1

Thought of u 2day,dats not new,thought of u yesterday + da day b4 2,

ill think of u
2mor + my whole life thru & ill think of u 4eva coz i think da world of
U

I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as
u.I'd stand
and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment
with u.

A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i

always will.uve
filled a space no one can fill!
Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur
fine.d only thing
u aint is mine!

i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style.Wot can i

say?ur 1of a
kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!

As I lie awake in my bed.All sorts of thought run through my head,Like

why do I love
u as much as I do.den I realise its because u r u!

there was an headcount of angels in heaven,pandemonium strucked

discoverin dat an
angel is missin,pls call heaven &tell dem ure safe wit me,my sweet
angel

I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out
from all the rest
cos he knew id luv you the best!

I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your

happy
smile.Your loving face No1 will ever take your place

Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im

all alone.i
can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos
babes i want u!

If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv

u.Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my

heart!

Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis

is
becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my
eyes i c u!
Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may
keep.may
all of ur dreams and wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better
friend like u!

Somewhere, Some1 Dreams Of Ur Smile & Finds Ur Presence In Life

So
WorthWhile.So When ur Lonely,Remembr Its True dat Some1,
SomeWhere,Is
Thinkin Of U

sum friends e worth bein thrown,sum r good 2keep,sume r 2 b

treasured 4ever;i think
u r the one 2 be thrown in the treasure box 2be kept 4ever

wherever you go, whatever you do, you know ill always be there for
you, so if youre
alone, theres no need to fear, just give me a call and u no ill be here!
x

On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and fink of u, a

silent nite, a silent
tear, a silent wish,dat u were here!

dnt snd any msgs,i dnt wnt 2 c u,2 hear ur voice,2 think of u,2 keep in
touch wid u!!coz
da doctor advised me 2 keep away from sweets :)

stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines
have2 ends, life
has1 end, but i hope our friendship has no end

Although its quite a statement, Well it happens 2 b true. The best

friend i ever had, Im
glad 2 say its u!

Smiles 'n' Tears, Giggles 'n' Laughs, Late nite calls 'n' Cute fotographs,
ill b rite here till
da day of ma death best friends forever till ma very last breath!!

The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know
whichever way
the road may bend u wil always be my best friend
when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u
& i will b there.

i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b
apart.i luv u 2 pieces
n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me.

Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot
prints in ur
heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of

forgiveness & hugs.
Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can
go.A friend is honest-
A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!

A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN

DA HEART.'FORMATS'
UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA
HEART

"In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always
be there 4 u.Im no
angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8."

ur a mate wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be

told.ur sum1 2b talked
bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u

A gun can kill some1.fire can burn some1.wind can chill.anger can
rage till it tearz u
apart.but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart

There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d
gift of a wonderful
friend like d friend dat i have in u!

Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is
worthwhile.so wen
ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.
like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent
rite..if hugz were
water id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.

R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva
met ur d 1 i wont
4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!

God in heaven God above please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a
smile:-) sealed with
a kiss.i love my friend whos reading this xx

A very special m8 of mine.in my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy

smile makes my life
feel worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u!

Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin
brings sun.Wen life gets
tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!

Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes &
snuggle up tight im
wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel

whole.U'll always b my
closest friend.u'll b in my heart 2 the very end.

Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b

reached.where it
began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!

Friends r angels that come from above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen

u r lonely sad n
blue remember ill be there for u!

I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute

beautiful
& adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own
REFLECTION
Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u
are.bundles
of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1

Smiles 'n' Tears, Giggles 'n' Laughs, Late nite calls 'n' Cute fotographs,
ill b rite
here till da day of ma death best friends forever till ma very last
breath!!

I can't txt u roses or fax u my heart, id email u kisses but we'd still be
apart. I luv
u 2 pieces n just wish u'd c, dat I care 4 u so much cus u mean d
world to me

Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good

wiv ur mouth
& also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!

friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can
feel its true
warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore

arse
(_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend... Brave,Intelligent, Gentle,Polite,

Energetic,
Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.

He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when

downloading. Since
he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she
screamed yahoo!

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be
cool to have
a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you
look hard!

T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on

everyone
except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not
even a network

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday.

Thursday.
Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!

i think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.…….
Nice Ass!!!!!!!

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you
cuddled it,
you cuddled me instead

baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but i

always tell them i dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location

in a girls destination. do u get my explanation or do u wanna
demonstration?

I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!

Do you like maths? if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs
and we can multiply!

I'm like a rubrix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins!

Of all the babes ur my selection. please dont giv me a rejection.my

teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas
could I meet U between the holidays?

north 2 north south 2south my best direction is mouth 2mouth

I was nervous at first, it was big & long &went straight up, Ihad to try
it... i eased myself onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i love
escalators now

From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the

way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen
mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed

& had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not

eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think
of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even
lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant
lose wot u don't have!

I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing
when you fell of a cliff!

It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we
can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of
tea!

Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i

wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u
stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid
lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT
URS?

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its

hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d
other shoe madam

Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on

me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i
put my PYJAMAS?
I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy
liquid, as it thrust
in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur

totally satisfied
lovingly urs TOILET!!!!

I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me

nighty.Dont be
mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my
bed

Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at
the sea I c u...
well get out of my way!

Sardar sharab peeta ro raha tha.

Sharab wala : kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar : aur kiya karon? Main jis larki ka naam bhulana chata hoon.
Us ka naam yaad he nahi aa raha.

wife: ap apne frend ki wife k janaze pe nahi gaye.

hus: kis muh se jau ?
vo mujhe tisri biwi k janaze pe bula raha hai or mai use ek bar bhi
bula nahi paya

Shadi ke 2nd day beti ma se- aaj meri inse ladai ho gyi.
Ma- koi baat nai, shadi ke baad ladaiyan hoti rehti hai
Beti- wo to thik hai par LAASH ka kya karu?

A girl comes late to class.

Proff-y r u late?
Girl-sir ek ladka mera pichha kar rha tha.
Prof-To late kaise ho gai ?
Girl-sir ladka bahut slow chal rha tha.good night

Girl:How Much You Love Me?

Boy:Like SHAJAHAN
Girl:Then When Will You Build TAJMAHAL?
Boy:Already Purchased Land; Now Waiting For Your Death.
WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To
Kya Hota?'
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!

Boy Friend:
Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?
Girl Friend:
Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->

kid. mom i want baby brother

Mom- ur dad is overseas when he comes back we will talk over it.
Kid. why dont u just surprise him?

In this world, every wife is a mistress to her husband. One hour of Miss and 23 hours of
stress

Teacher:give me d name of a place

which is made by a man bt he cant go there
Student:Ladies Toilet

Friendship SMS
LAW OF FRNDSHIP:
nvr mk ur frndz feel alone whil u r on earth...
distrb dem as much as u cn..let dem feel ur presence!
show dem u r DAMN ALIVE:-)

The relation betwwen one heart with another is called love.But the
relation betwwen heart n heart beat is called friendship

If friends were flowers I would not pick U ! I'll let u grow in the garden
and cultivate u with love and care so i can keep u as a friend
forever....

Friendship is a foundation of love, Love is organisation of Life, Life is

a distribution of feelings, Feelings are construction of Friendship