KHAMOSH AADALT JAARI HAI

Saamant : Aaaye.aaye.aaram se..yahaan se aaram

Aaye..aah.yeh hai hall

Lagta hai subah theek se saaf safai hui nai hai sham k show k liye

Main.kya hua ??

Banere ( checking her finger ) : Voh ungli kundi mein fass gayi

Saamant : inn kundi k sath yehi problem hai , theek se sarkti hi nai, aur agar aapne inne theek se nai
sarkaya aur darwaza ander se bandd kar diya toh jaanti hai kya hoga?
Banere: Kya ?

Saamant : satyanaash, phir toh yeh darwaza bahar se hi khulega, matlab hum ander walon k otoh
hogayi jailhuh..meri yeh ungli aisi khasi thi ism ek din k chaar dino tak sooji rahi lollypop ki tarah,
phir chaar ungliyon se hi kaam chalana pada
(banere se kehte huye) aap ungli choos lijiye aapko aaram hoga

Banere: arrey kuch nai huyakayi dino baad aaj bahot acha lag rha hai train se utarte hi
aachanak pata nai kyu but bahot acha lagane laga

Saamnat : hmm..

Banere: hum log kitni jaldi aa gaye naa ..

Saamant : han.mjhe itna tez chalne ki aadat nai hai..lekin aap toh jaise ghode par sawaar thi..

Banere ( haste huye) : mann kia k sab ko peeche chod bas chalti rahu tumahre sath

Samant: Kya ? mere sath??

Banere: haaaan.tum bahot Ache ho ..seedhe saadhe ..bhole bhale..arrey kahaan milte hai log
aajkal..haha..

Samant : jee main

Banere: aur yeh haal bhi bahot acha hai ..

Banere: aur yeh haal bhi bahot acha hai ..

Samant: yeh haal ?? arrey purana haiiss jagah ka iklota haal..

dekhiye naa.shadi vadhimeeting veeting..bhajan..vhajan..saare karekaram ka aayogan
yahi par hota hai

Banere: toh phir tumhari shadi bhi yahi hui hogi.

Samangt: nai..nai..meri shadi nai hui abi tak

Banere : oh..ho

Samant: nai nai ..matlab naukri naukri sab hai badiya hai bas.basnai hui

Banere :..achatoh phir yeh fugga kisliye

Samant: yeh..? yeh mere bhateeje k liye

 Usse yahan hypnotise ka show dikhane ko laya tha mohini vidya

Banere : oh..tph kaise karte hai voh log ..mohini vidya

Samant: voh ? ..aise haath ghumate hia..tchchutki bajate hai..aur bas hogya

Banere : toh..phiiiirtum mjhe hypnotise karo!

Samant: main?

Banere : haaaan.try karo !..ha..ha..haan

Samaant: nai..nai mjhse nai hoga

Banere : arrey..hahaacha main karti hu ..main tumhe hypnotise karti hu

( saamant sharmata hai )

Banere : arrey meri taraf dekho..aakhon mein aakhien daal kar dekho.yeeehaha( hasti hai ,,phir
chali jaati hai dur).kahaan reh gaye yeh log..kcuh na kuch khareed rahe hongepta hai yeh
log hamesha late hote hai aur main ghanti bajte hi class k ander.pichle 8 saalon mein maine
kabi kisi ko shikayat ka mauka nai diya

Saamant :aap kya teacher hai ?? ..college mein padhati hai ?

Banere : aarey nai bachon ko bache badon se bahot behtar hai ..ghmanadi toh nai haiunke
dimag mein gyaan ka bhoosa nai bahara hota hai ..aur bade..voh toh bhediye ki tarah noch kar
..gidad ki tarah bhaag jate hai .huhh..(khidki kholti haai)ab acha lag rha haibahot ach alga rha
hai..

Samamnt : jee aap baithiye naa.

Banere : arrey nai class mein khade ho kar hi toh padhati hu unhe main..sab par nazar rehti hai
meri..koi shararat karke toh dekhe.bahot pyaar karte hai bache mjhe.izzat bhi dete hai aur kyu
naa deinakhir main bhi toh unke liye kuch bhi kar sakti hu .unki favorite teacher hu main ..lekin
issliye kuch log jalte hai mjhse..management ne enquiry bhi bithai hai..aur bhi uss galti k liye ..jiska
meri padhai se koi sambandh nai .
.khoon paseena ek kar dia maine unn bachon k liye..phir bhala voh ek aarop mera kya bigaad
lega..? nikalana hai toh nikal deinmaine kabi kisi ka nuksaan nai kiaagar kisi ka nuksaan hua hai
toh voh sirf meravoh kon hote hai mjhe btane wale k mjhe yeh karna chahiye k mjhe voh karna
chahiye..arreeeymera vishwaas mera hai meri ichayein meri hai main jo chahungi voh
karungi..huhmeri yeh zindagi..huhmain.huh.

Samaant : Yeh log aaye nai abi tak..?

Banere : huh ?

Saamnat : main dekh kar aata hu

Banere :nai..! mjhe yahaan akele dar lagega

Samnat : toh phir nai jaata..aapki tabiyat toh theek hai naa?

Banere : * sings a poem dollhouse poem..same as book one *

Banere : Aaj yahaan kya hone wala jaante ho tum ?

Samant : haan ..haan

Banere : kya ..kya toh naam btaya tumne apna ?

Samant : haan..haan..samant..chorahe par poster laga hai Peoples progressive theatre ki

prastuti.sazaa ..braket mein courtroom drama aaj raat 8 baje

Banere : Tumne toh bade dhyaan se padha hailekin kuch matlab bhi samjhe k bas ratt liya

Samant : haan..haan..yehi koi court kacheri ka tamasha hoga..

Banere : han han..tamasha toh hoga..lekin hamara kaam tum logon ko jagana bhi hai..aur samjhenge
hamare chairman Mr Kashikar..bahot hi sidhaant vadi hai aur unke sath hain .Mrs kashikar..kamal
kid haram patni hai bechari..aur unke pati dev ..samaj seva mein itne vayast rehte hai ..k apne
budhape aur akele pan ko dur karne ki liye unho ne ek ladka pala hai

Samant: matllab ??? unke yeh nai hai ??

Banere ..yuu..huusko padhaya likhaya aur baad mein usko gulaam bna dia ..haha..uska naam hai
Balu Rokde

Samant : Balu..!

Banere ..huhu..aur phir unke sath hai ek aur.voh mote se !..

Samant : voh platform par jo beedi pee rahe they ..!

Banere : Haan vohi sukhatme ..chote mote vakeel hai .makhiyon par apni vakalat jhaate rehte
hai.lekin hamare tamashe mein aaj(someone tries to enter..sound of door opening ) * banere in
hushed voice * mjhe lagta hai voh aa gaye chalo ..chalojaldi aao

Sukhatme: isko zara sambhal kar le kar aayo..

Ponkshe : arrey yaar tum log..aaram seaaram se

Banere : Balu !!!!

Balu (rokde ) : haaaye .....!!

Ponnkse : kya hai ??????

Balu : lo..gir gya naa samaan !!

Balu : bas duniya bhar ki daant khao..galti meri nai hai toh bhi..!

Sukhatme : arrey banare tere dil mein choti si bachi basi hai malool hai ??

Banare : haha..ha..

Sukhatame : jis sirf zid pakad rakhi hai ..naa main badi nai houngi.

BAnere : arrey kya zaroori hai ..k har aadmi apna muh latkaye phire uss ponkshe ki tarah haan
??......dusron ki parvah kiye bina haso ..khelo ..koodo..naachoaapki zindagi..aapki apni hai

Sukhatme : hmmm

Banare : ab aap btayiye ..apni zindagi ka itna sa hissa bhi koi aapko dega ?? bolo saamnat dega ?

Samant : ..uu ..hu ..aap bilkul theek kehti hai ..tukaram maharaj ne bhi bilkul aisa hi kaha tha..
Banare : arrey tum tukaram maharaj ki chodo ..tum meri suno..main miss leela banare ..ek jeeti
jaagti mahila ..apne anubhav k aadhar par kehti hu..k aapki zindagi bahot keemti hai ..iska hare k pal

Ponkshe : kya hua ???

SUkhatme : kuch nai zindgi jee jaa rhi hai aur kya

Banare : ponkshe show sham ko hai ..aabi se nervous hone ki koi zaroorat nai hai

Ponkshe : tames naam ki bhi koi cheez hoti hai ..ridiculous

BAnare : ridiculous ..haha .

Sukhatame : arrey baanre tu kyu ponkshe ke piche har baar padi rehti hai ..kitna toh acha hai
bechara .aahhaha..( angadayi lete huye)

Banare : bechara ..

Sukhatame : arrey bhai ..suno.. kya naam hai tumahara

Samant : ji..samant..

Sukhatame : Samant beta isko zara bahar rakho ..vaise yeh hamare ponkshe sahib hai bade
kamal k actor hai ..yeh jab stage chadte hai toh audience sirf once more once more bolti
hai.inkoo once more ki inti aadatt padh gayi ..k inho ne higher secondary mein ek class mein do
baar once more kar diya tha ..

Everyone ( except ponkshe ) : lAughs

Ponskhe : Kya heehee.rokde !!..teri tarah kashikar bayi k daan par nai palta huscience mein fail
hua hut oh voh bhi apne baap k paise penonsense..

Banare : ( in ponkshes tone) ..nonsense !

Ponskhe : har baat mein bolna zaroori hai kya kabi kabi chup bhi reh liya karo

Banare : bachpan mein bahot hcup rehti thi..kuch nai bolti thi.but ab uska kota khatam ..ab jo
chahungi..jitna chahunngi bolungi..

Ponkshe : toh bolojitna bolna hai bolo..hum kon hai

Sukhatme : beedi pioge ( ponkshe se ) ??

Ponskhe : nai sahab

Banare : suno samant ither aayo..baitho..baitho..main tumhe ek maze ki baat batati hujab main
school mein thin aa..tum main school ki copyon par bade sundar se cover chada kar ..aur badi sundar
si handwriting mein yeh likhti ki the grass is green..the rose is red..this book is mine..till I am
dead.phir pta hai kya hua.?

Samant : tch

Banare : kitabien toh saari phatt phta gayibut main abi bhi hu.I am not dead

BAlu : kitni achi baat hai naa..

Banare : The grass is still green..rose is still red ..but I am not deaddead..dead.
Balu : Kitna acha hai.the grass is still green..

Banere : rokde

Balu : the rose is still red..

Banere :..rokde ..rokde ..yeh galat baat hai ..main bachon ko bhi school mein yehi kehti hu..k tum
likhne ki jaldi matt karo..pehle suno ..dhyan se suno..taki voh tumhare ander uttar jaye..tumahre
khoon mein mil jaye ..phir tum jaldi se samjh jaoge sab kuch ..haan ..?

Samant : hamre guruji bhi yehi kehte they..but yeh khoon vali baat unho ne btayi nai thi..

Banere : arrey .unho..

Sukhatme (kaatte huye) : arrey aisi bahot saari baatien hai jo tumhare guru ji ne btayi..lekin banre
tumhe bta sakti hai

Banare : haha

Sukhatme : btao banare kuch aur btao bhai

Banare : haha..umm..main tum logon ko ek kahani sunati hu

Sukhatame : sunao ..

Banare : Dhyan se suno

Banare : jungle mein ek bhediya thabahot hi khoon khaar kism ka

Ponkshe : Akela hi tha k biwi bache bhi they uske ??

Banare : ..nai sunani mjhe yeh kahani..huh..

Ponkshe : ..ahahahaha..

Banare :(mimicking ponkshe)hahahahmain tum logon ko ek kavita sunati hu..

anjaan khatro se bhari raah par..

anjaan khatro se bhari raah par..
badhte nirantar apne paaon

Leher k pcihe leher chale ..

Ye kaisa hod..ye kaisa daon..

Voh ghav jiska kaam hai risna

Voh Rista jaye voh rista jaye

Ladte hai hum aisi ladai.

Jiske ant mein haar hi paye

Vaarth hai Jeevan.yehi jaane karte har anuubhav seevkaar

Lekin ..

Maamla serius hota jaa rha hai ????

Sukhtame : nai..nai ..acha hai acha hai ..

Banare : main kuch mazedaar sa sunati hu.ummmmalad ka budha..

Karnick ( gate par aata hai swag k saath .) : ( *Claps on hearing the fun song ) lagta tha main bhatak
gya hu ..lekin main toh theek hi pahunch gya

Banare : oh fo..karnick

Karnick : yeh kya ho rha hai ?

Balu : kuch nai ho rha hai ..rung mein bhang ho rha hai

Banare : haaan !

Sukhatme : arrey banare achi bhali kavita suna rhi thi

Karnick : acha !

Sukhatme : bahot acha tha banare bahot acha

Banare : thank you

Sukhatme ( while yawning ) : karnick the great actor ..kis soch mein doob gaye tum ?

Karnick ..main toh voh theatre..

Sukhatme : nai ..btane ki zaroorat nai..btane ki bilkul zaroorat nai..mjhe puri tarah se malool hai
tumahri soch kya hai ..yehi soch rahe hon aa..k chota sa auditorium hai ..lekin intimate hai..aaj sham
audience aur tumhara kya connection baithne wala hai .yehi soch rha tha yeh !..bolo haan

Karnick : na..! balki main toh soch rha tha k yeh toh asli aadalat se bhi ekkis hai..

Sukhtme : arrey aadalat k baare mein tum kya jaante ho

Karnick : arrey jaanta naa jaanta..baat toh correct kahi hai maine

Banare : aaj ki aadalat toh bahot jamegi sham ko haanhaha

Balu : arrey aayi(mother) nai abi tak ..? .

Karnick ..hain ?

Balu ..aayi ? aayi ?

Kanrick : raste mein hain..kashikar ji unke liye gajra khareeed rahe they..main paan dabata chala
aaya

Banare : kitni sweet baat hai naatum logon ne Mr and Mrs kashikar k baare mein ek baat notice ki
hai ?

Ponkshe : Kya baat ?

Sukhatme : Arrey simple si baat hai

Banare: SUkhatme jis baat ka pta na hon aa uske beech bola maat karotoh jab bhi Mr kashikar ko
Mrs kahsikar k liye pyaar aata hai naa..voh unke liye gajra khareedte hai ..theek ?

Aur jab mrs kashikar ko unke liye pyaar aata hai ..toh voh unke liye ?????

Balu : Shirt ! Shirt khareedti hain..

Banare : haan

Karnick : mjhe naa yeh sab dikhava lagta hai..shak hotah ai kuch na kuch gadbad hai unke ander

Balu: aur mjhe toh lagta hai jo log modern theatre karte hai unke ander sabi kuch gadbad hai

Karnick :hehe..rokde jis cheez ka tujhe zara sab hi dhyaan naho uske baare mein chup rha
kar..bacha hai college par dhyan de..vaise main apni biwi k liye gajra Vajra nai khareedta..mann hota
hai naa ..tab bhi nai

Banare : main tumahri jagah hoti toh roz khareedti ..

Sukhatme : Arrey khareedne k liye hi sahi..shadi toh kar pehle ..

Banare : uff..

Ponkshe : arrey kyu marva rahe ho kisi gareeb bechare ko ..!

Banare: kya kaha..kya kaha ponkshe aapne ??

Ponkshe : maine kaha chai agar mil jaati toh acha hota nai ?

Sukhtame : acha ..jab platform par sab pee rhe they..tab nai pee gai tumse

Ponskhe : sab pee rhe the toh kya..mjhe ab chahiye..tumhari tarah advance booking karne ki aadat
nai mjhe

Sukhatme, banare : haha..acha !

Ponkshe : arrey suno bhai.kya naam hai tumhara ?

Samant : jee samant..yahin paas mein rhta hu

Ponkshe : arrey tum jahaan bhi rehte ho.yahaan chai milegi ?

Samant: haan milegi,lekin gud vali milegi

Sukhatme : Hmm

Banare: ek they Mr Hmm..lekin unki na koi Mrs Hmmmhahaha

Ponkshe : enough banare !! bahot hua bachpana

Kashikar : Ahem..(clearing his throat )..haan bhai sukhatme haal toh bahot badia hai

SUkhatme : haal toh acha hi hai

Samanat : ( pcihe se banare ko ) yehi hai voh jinka koi bacha nai hai ??

Banare :arrey ..hush..shh

Mrs Kashikar notices ..nd so does everyone : (Stares at Banare )

Sukhtame : arrey bai.gajra bada mehak rha hai aapka

Balu : haan badi achi khusbu aa rhi hai

Mrs Kashikar : aah..balu ..saaman sab aa gya naa??

BAlu : jee
Mr Kashikar : hamesha yehi bolte ho ..aur hamesha kuch na kuch bhool aate hovoh laye ho
..chokdaar ka daanda ?..ab mundi matt hilao..laye ho toh dikhao

Balu( dikhate huye ) : aapka dress bhi laya hu ..kabi kabi bhool jaata hu .hamesha nai

Mr: mera wig ?

Balu : voh bhi hai

Mr : Aur sukhatme ? aap layo vakeel ka gown ?..

Sukhatme : my lord voh toh main sapne mein bhi nai bhoolta aap ponskhe se puch lo voh toh nai
kuch bhool kar aa gaye

Ponkshe : main hamesha tyaar rehta hu sir ! yeh dekhi ..mere shoes..meri toursers..mere suspenders
aur yeh meri pipe ..yeh pipe naa hon aa toh katghade mein apni lines bhool jaata hu ..nervous ho
jaata hu naa

Mrs : arrey show se pehle tujhe rehersal karva dungi

Pnkse : arrey uski koi zarrorat nai hai ..yeh hai naa karnick..vaise aapka yeh..( action towards gajra )

Mrs : hmm..arrey voh banare gajra tere liye bhi laa rhi thi..lekin kya hua k..

Banare : gajra fuur karke udd gya ..ya phir chidya le kar udd gayihaha..vaise bhi mjhe gajra pasand
nai hota toh bhi kya main khud nai le sakti thi ?

Mrs : aur school kaisa chal rha hai tumahra ?

Banare : chalega kyu ..jahaan tha vahin hai

Mr : toh phir bachon ki raye kya hai ..judge ki kursi yahaan rakhi jaye k vahaan ??

Karncik : 100% vahaan..kyuki dekhiye yahaan darwaza bhi aapka karma ander hoga..aap entry bhi
vahin se lenge ..aur president Johnson yahaan khade honge aise

Mr : na..nonooJohnson ko yahaan khada karokyu jab main use baat karu ..toh..

Karnick ..nai nai ..dekhiye I object ..unki darshakon ki nigah se dekhe toh yahaan hi theek lagta hai

Sukhatme : ek baar aur agar isne darshakon ki nigah ki baat ki toh utha kar prosecute kar dunga
..arrey modern natak vale aadmi hoyeh darshak ki nigah kya hota hai..?

Karnick : yeh modern natak hota kya hai ..jaante bhi ho aap ? ? jab dekho yeh shabd fanekte rehte
ho modern natak ..modern natak ..dekhiye jab maine koi suggestion deta hu naa..toh khoob soch
samjh kar deta hu bas..

Sukhamte : beta yeh sochne samjhne ki baat tumhare bas ki nai hai isko faneko ..aur jayo
,,kurshiya lagvao

Karnick (balu se ) : dekh kya rha hai ..lga table .( mr K se ) this is not done

Balu : arrey samant ( table set karte huye) ..arrey voh sham ki train kitne baje ki hai

Samant : konsi train ??

Balu : vohi train jisse daalme sahab aane wale hai .

Samant : arrey jisse aap aaye uske baad koi train nai hai

Balu : huntoh phir damle saab kaise aaienge ? ..aayi ! ..daamle saab nai aaye abi tak ..

( concern on banares face )

Mrs : haan voh agli train se aainege

Balu : lekin saamnat toh keh rha hai k sham mein koi train nai hai

Mrs : lekin unho ne toh mjhse aisa kuch nai kaha kyu arrey banare teri baat huyi thi kya unse ??

Banare :Kinse ?/

Ponkshe : Daamle !

Banare : Nai toh

Ponskhe : Nai! ..inki baat nai hui

Kanricck : arrey yaar !! daamle saab nai aaienge toh naatak kaise hoga ??

Balu : par aayi meri koi galti nai hai ..maine unko khaat bhi sahi se likha tha aur pata bhi sahi likha
tha

Sukhatme : arrey koi problem nai hai !

Mr : problem kaise nai hai sukhatme ..hayain..!..yeh natak hai koi hasi Mazak nai hai we owe to the
people

Sukhatme : kya problem hai ..public prosector k sath defense lawyer bhi main hi bann jata hu..kay
dikat hai

Balu : arrey toh chautha gawah bhi toh..rawte toh flu mein pada hai main bann jaata hu chautha
gawah

Karnick haste huye : arrey tujhse nai hoga rokde

Balu: mjhe lines bhi yaad hai ..main kyu nai kar sakta ?

Karnick : arrey chokdaar ka role bahot important hota hai rokde har koi nai kar saka naa

Balu : toh main dono role kar leta hu naa ..sukhtme saab bhi toh do role kar rahe hai

Mr : nai ..tum nai

Balu : par mjhe ..

Mr : rokde !!

Mrs : balumana kia naa..

Sukhatme : arrey suno ..main ek suggestion du..chautha gawah mil gya hai humme ..kya naam hai
tumahara??

Samant : haa..samant

Sukhtame : haan tum banoge hamare chauthe gawah

Samant : huun..!
Mrs : haan yeh theek rahega ..kyu banare ??

Banare : haan mjhe pasand hai .mera matlab hai chauthe gawah k liye

Samant :par mjhe kuch nai aata .

Sukhatame : haan toh tyaar karva denge naa..kya dikat hai usme

Mrs : haan tune court toh dekh hoga ?

Smanat : tch..naa

Karnick : natak mein toh dekha hoga

SMANT : aise natak yahaan aate nai hai

Sukhatme : arrey natak nai dekha..bahot acha natakon mein jo court ki aisi taisi hoti hai ..voh toh
nai karoge tum.

Karnick :..aasukhatme ji aap har natakon k baare mein aisa nai keh sakte

Samant ( to kashikar ) : mjhse bnai hoga..mjhe dar lagta hai

Mrs : ek kaam karte hai iske sath ke rehearsal kar lete hai

Karnick : hana yeh rehearsal ka idea acha hai !!

Ponkonshe : haan yeh rehearsal ka idea acha hai

Samanat : haan phir main samjh lunga

Mr : Haan ..banare tumahre main speech se start karte hai

Banare : uff nai yeh Johnson wala play hum pichle 3 mahino mein 15 baar kar chuke hai ..han..abi
agar phirse karenge toh sham ka show toh bilkul hi dheela padh jaega

Sukhatme : haan bhai..main banare ki baat bilkul itefaaq rakhta hu ..ek hi cheez baar baar karo na
toh aadmi bore ho jaata hai ..monotony ho jaati hai ..kya hum log bhi jab court mein ek hi tarah k
case laddh laddh kar bore ho jate hai toh hum yaa toh rummy khelte hia ya toh patience khelte hai

Mr : Sukhatme ! ..ab tum humse yahan par patte khilvaoge ??

Sukhatme : oo nai kashikar sahabpatte nai khilvaounga ..main kya keh rha hu ..law college k dino
mein hum saare dost jab khaali rehte they ..toh ek khel khela karte theysaare dost mil kar ek dost
par ilzaam lagaya karte they ..voh kya hota hai nakli mukadma phir jo case bana hum usko ladte
they mukdme k tor pemere khayal se humko yehi khel khelna chahiye ..ab isme acha kya hai ..ek
toh khel ka khel ho jaega..monotony ki monotony nai hoga..ar phir bechare saamant k bhi samjh
mein aa jayega k kya karna hai hain ??

Karnick : haan vaise drama technique mein isse hum visual enactment kehte hai

Sukhatme : beta bahot simple sa khel hai issme bahot bada banana ki zarorot nai hai ..samjha na
isko !

Banare : arrey main toh langdi bhi khelne ko tyaar hu

Ponkshe : ok then we shall playarrey suno..kya naam hai tumhara ??

Samant : ji samant

Ponskhe : kone se jaa ke hamare do wills cigarette le aana ,,haan

Samant : aur kisi ko kuch chahiye ??

Mrs : kyu naa isse natak k kharche mein daal de..aakhir rehearsal toh hai

Mrs : aameetha paan..

Saamnt : aapko ?

Mr: masala pan

Saamnt : mere aane se pehle shuru matt karna

Banare : hahabechara kitna seedha hai ( ponkshe stares ) main tyaar ho kar aati hu

Karnick : sabka role raat wala hi rahega naajudge..vakil vagera vagera

Sukhatme : dekho bhai ..iss group mein sirf ek hi judge hai kashikar saab ..aur vakalat mjhe chod kisi
aurko aati nai..toh do role fixed haibaki tum log dekho kya karna hia

Mrs : lekin doshi karnick k ilawa kisi aur ko bnana

Kanrick : naa..naa..mrs kashikar uski koi zaroorat nai haihaan..hum log raat wala hi karenge ..hain

( ponkshe se bolte huye ab) ..acha sunn..uss din mjhe rokde kuch bta rha tha banare k baare mein

Ponskhe : kya ??

Karnick : arrey abi nai ..show k baad yaad dilana mjhe

Ponkshe : yaar bataana toh mjhe bhi kcuh hai

Karnick : kya ?

Ponkshe : baad mein btata hu ..

Ponkshe : vaise mrs kashikar aap sahi keh rhi thimukdma naya hai toh mulzim bhi naya hona
chahiye

Mr : yeh baat toh hai bhai ..variety mein maza aaiega

Mrs : bilkul !!

Mr : bilkul se kya matlab tumhara ..? toh tumko bhi variety chahiye kya ??

Mrs : arrey ..yeh ..

Mr : chup chaap baitho tum !

Shukatme : ek kaam karte hai ..rokde ko bna dete hai

Kanrick , ponkshe : nai..naimjhe rehne do main keh rha hu

Mr : mjhe apne mukdme ka Mazak nai banana hai , sukhatme ..mjhe bna de

Karnick, ponkshe : laugh

Karnick : yeh acha hai ..judge bhi aap..saala mulzim bhi aap
Rokde : mjhe mein kya kharabi hai

Mrs : kyu naa main bann jau..umm..agar aap kahe

Mr: nahi !..jahan chaar log jama huye..bas shuru hogai tumahri nautanki

*laughter : majorly sukhatme *

Mrs :acha nai banti baskhush!!

Mrs : inko toh bas..badd badd karte raho

Ponkshe: arrey aap bas ither aa kar baith jao ..bas kyu inti choti si baat ka bura maanti ho aap

*banare sings the song ..everyone notices *

Mrs : jab dekho bas

Ponkshe : arrey acha hai nai bane ..

Sukhatme : shhhh !!

*karnick and balu stop doing their work..everyone stops to notice banere singing*

* kashikar rolls eyes looking at sukhatme *

Mr : Miss leela Banare ek maha bhankar apraadh k tehat aapko giraftaar kia jaata hai

Banare : hasti hai

Mr : aur iss adalat k saamne ..bataur mulzim paesh kia jaata hai

Banare : aapne btaya tak nai haha..vaise mera maha bhayankar aprad kya hai ?

Mr : uumm..

Ponkshe : aap par ilzaam hai kuummhai k..mm

Banare :..aammm..ummmm

Sukhatme : nai ..nai

Ponkshe : haan..kya hai ilzaam ??

Banare : haan ..haan zor zor se hasne ka ilzaam lga dijye ..haha..

Mrs : kuch bhi matt bol banare

Karnick : case kuch conflict hona chahiye ..

Banare : bilkul

Mr : bhai main toh kehta hu ..jo bhi ilzaam ho samajic mahatav ka hona chahiye

Ponkshe : bhaisaab sabse pehle ilzaam hona chahiyeapraadh ka kya hoga

Samant : vaise do hafte pehle hamare gaon mein bail ( bullock) chori ho gya tha ..

Ponkshe : haan..aur banare bail le kar bhaag gayi

Mr : arrey bail koi samajic mahatav ka thodi hota hiaither paan lao..
Samant : nai toh phir ek aur apraadh hua tha ..do mahine ki baat hai ..ek aurat ne apna bacha gira
diavidhwa thi bechari

Sukhatme : maine ..bhroon hatya ka case than aa?

Samant : ..tch..tch ..case vase kuch nai huagaon walon ne maar diya use !

*stunted silence in the room*

Banare : kya ??? maar diya ??

silence

Ponkshe : aapraadh toh aisa kuch hona chahiye nai ??

Banare : nai ..! ..yeh kitna ajeeb aur ganda ilzaam hai.!!

Sukhatme : nai nai acha hai ..acha hai ..ilzaam yehi hona chahiye !

Banare : nai aur koi ilzaam laga dochori ..daketi..kuch bhi lga do

Mrs : yeh bhroon hatya vagera theek nai haikuch aur sochte hai ..!

Mr : tum chup raho ji ! yeh samajik mahatav ka maamla hai

Karnick : aur isme kafi conflict bhi hai ..

Banare : tum chup raho karnick !

Sukhatme: dekh..dekh ..bena jab tak ilzaam acha nai hoga naa ..mazedaar case nai banega ..case
strong nai banega yehi lagao..main keh rha hu ..yehi ilzaam hona chahiye yehi acha hai

Banare : sukhatme aap samjh nai rhe ho..

Sukhatme: lagao ..lagao

Banare : duniya mein koi aur ilzaam nai hia kya

Sukhatme : cheezien lagao

Banare: yeh kya baat yaar

Ponkshe : game hi toh hai ..tu kyu itna seriously le rhi hai

Banare : main kahaan seriulsy le rhi hai ..main toh bas keh rhi hu..k dusre bhi toh haazar ilzaam hai

Sukhatme : chal bhai..rokde kat ghara lagaya ??

*pan scene ..to be deleted *

Mr : mulzim miss mabanre , aap par jo bhroonhatya ka ilzaam lgaya gya hai ..aap use maanti hai ya
nai ?

Banare : aap par man koi bhi ilzaam lagau..aap use maanenge ?

Mr : order..order ..court ki maryada ka khayal rakha jaye..nai th samanat ko court ki karavi k baare
mein pta kaise chalega

Mrs : khel na banare ..khel hi toh hai

Banare : order order..court ki maryaada ka dhyana rakha jaye..aapka parivarr beech mein bol rha hai
..please use sambhaliye

Mrs :bas kar haan..bahot ho gya

Samant : yeh binare bai bhi kaamal karti hai

Ponskhe : bahot se maalon mein beta bahot se maamlon mein

Mr: mulzim benare ! court ki karvai mein bhaga daalne aur counsel ki insult karne k liye aapko
warning issue ki jaati hai

Banare : milard issi baat par aapko ek masala paan issue kia jata hai

Karnick : yehi..yehi hai mera matlab kamse kam iss samanat k baare mein toh sochiye ..miss
benare pls be seius katghare mein aa jaye aap

Benare : aap bilkul sahi keh rahe hai mjhe judge saab ka itna khayal nai rakhan chahiye tha
.yeh jo aarop aapne mjh par lagya naa..yeh bilkul galat hai..main jab ek cheenti ko bhi nai maar
sakti toh ..apni jaan ko kaise maarungi.

Mr : Miss benare katghare mein aaiye

Benare : uuu hu ..tch ( balu takes the witness box to her..she runs and avoids before getting
caught)acha ..acha ! .Balu !!!

Balu : yeh aap mjhe balu balu matt kahiye

Sukhatme : milord..maa..ek pavitar bhaavna ka naam hai .. .

Benare : waah ! ..aapko bada pta hai

Sukhatme: milord maam ki tulna bhagwan se ki jaati hai..sastron mein bhi kaha hai matrav devo
bhava

Mr : ( said something in Sanskrit..did not understand)

Mrs : haan haan..aur vandematarm bhi toh keh te hai

Benare : oh..yeh saari cheezien aapne schooli kitabon se churien hai

Sukhatme : main agar kam shabdon mein kahu..toh ek aurat kuch der ki premika ..aur Jeevan bhar
k liye maa hoti hai

Benare : kya baat kahi hai apane ..wah..wah ..!

Mr: order ..order

Sukhatme: maa kon hoti hai ..maa voh hoti hai ..jo apne bache ki rakhsha k liye saviem ki jaan ki
parva nai karti hailekin agar vohi maa apne hi haathon se apne bache ki hatya karti haitoh kya ??
kya daetava hai ek sabhae samaj ka ?? kya hum log khade ho kar tamasha dekhte rahe .???
Milordaaj ka mukdma ek sangheen apraadh se lipta hua hai..aur main iss mukdme ko saabit karne
k liye ..chaand gavahon ko bulana chahunga ..mjhe ijaazat di jaye..

Mr : gavahon ko bulaya jaye

Sukhatme : mere pehle gavh hai ..iss desh k mashoor scientistMr ponkshe ..
Ponskhe : mjhe kyu bula rahe ho

Mrs : waah !

Sukhatme : arrey tum eek line mein famous banaya chalo/

Mrs : chalo naa

Benare : chaliye ..chaliyeaaye

Sukhatme: mauka dekhte entry karo.Mr ponkshe haazir ho rhe hai..Milord Mr Ponkshe

POnskhe ..passes by Benare, Benare be like : hmmm:P..hehe

Ponskhe: main G.N. Ponkshe oxford English dictionary par haath rakh kasam let ahu ..k jo kahunga
sach kahunga ..sach k siva kuch nai kahunga

Mrs: balu ! gita kidhar hai..??

Balu : Haan bhool gya galti se aa gayi dictionaryab akela aadmi kitni cheezien yaad rakhe

Benare :bechara balu

Balu : mjhe bechara..vechara naa kahiye aap

Benare : laughs

Sukhatme: mr ponskhe , aapka naam

Ponskhe: abi th btaya aapko !

Sukhatme: nai ..nai court k record k liye aapna naam btaya

Ponskhe : Gopal Narayan ponkshe, baaki baatien sham ko btaunga

Sukhamte: aap mulzim ko jaante hai ?

Ponskhe : haan badi ache se

Sukhatme: inke social status k baare mein aap kya kahenge ??

Ponskhe : yeh teacher hai , padhati hai

Sukatme : teacher hai

Benare : hmmm..!

Sukhtme : inki shadi k baare mein aap kya kahenge shadi shudha hai,,ya kuvari haiI mean inke
marital status k baare mein kya kahenge aap

Benare : inka jo status hai..vahi mera status hai

Ponkshe : aap inhi se kyu nai puch lete

Sukhatme :nai nai ..,sawaal aapse kia gya hai ..toh jawaab bhi aap hi denge

Ponskhe : ab..duniya ki nzaron mein dekhine toh kuvari kahenge

Benare : aur aapki nazron mein ??

Mr : orderorder !..sukhatme you may continue main abi aaya

Sukhatme : arrey yaar

Benare laughs

Sukhatme : inki timing kamaal ki hai

Mrs ( to saamant ): yeh sab raat ko nai hoga haan

Sukhatme : chalo khair anywayMr ponkshe !

Ponskhe : Ji

Sukhatme : aapko kya lagta hai.mulzim ka jo chaal challan rha hai .vohi normal kuvari aurat ki
tarah rha hai ??

Ponkshe : ji yeh sab.

Benare : ab yeh kaise bta sakte hai k normal kuvari aurat ka chaal challan kaisa hota hai

Ponskhe : Thoda hatke rha hai sir

Sukhatme: hatke se aapka kya matlab ??

Ponskhe : nai matlab ..thoda too much rha hai ..

Sukhatme : nai nai hatke too much aise ..aap saaf saaf kahiye kehna kya cahte hain aap

Ponkshe : matlab khul kar kahoon toh..mardon k piche padi rehti hai yeh

Benare : haayeeeeee.reeeee.bechaare mard !!

Sukhatme : Arrey kyu kar rhi hai aisa,..court ki insult toh matt kar

Benare : court toh uss kamre mein gya hai uski insult iss kamre mein kaise ho sakti hai ??

Sukhatme : tujhe kuch kehna ..samjhana bekaar hai ponkshe yaar tum toh aa jao yahaan
par..tum toh seriously karo yaar

Ponkshe : haan..haan..aa rha hu

Sukhatme: ek aadmi serius nai reh sakta yahan par .anyways Mr ponkshe ..apko mulzim k chal
challan ki baare mein kuch kehna hai

Ponskhe : bahot si baatien kehni hai

Sukhatme : jaise ?

Ponkshe : jaise ..jaise jaise dimaag kharab hai inka ..kuch bhi bakti rehti hai..shjort circuit hai ..ek
baar inho ne meri shadi karvani ki bhi koshsih ki thi

Sukhatme : Mr ponskhe kay inka kisi shadi shuda mard ya gair shadi shuda mard..gaur se
suneaga..shadi shuda ya gair shadi shuda mard k sath koi khaas rishta rha ..?

Ponkshe : ab main

Benare : bilkul rha hai ..inn lawyer saab ka sath rha hai unn judge saab ka sath rha haiponkshe k
sath rha hai samant ka sath rha hai..aur uss balu k sath toh rha hi hai !!

Balu : main kya rha hu ..aap zyaada matt bolio ..bahot pachtaengi baad mein
Sukhatme : naaanaa.

Balu : pachatengi aap baad mein !!

Ponkshe : main keh rha hu koi isse seriously nai le rha aur kuch bhi bole jaa rha hi ..

Sukhatme : listen to melisten..listen to me !

Ponkshe : aur phir main kuch bol dunga phir toh sab sab khel khatam ho jayega ither

Sukhatme : listen to me ponkshe

Ponskhe : nai yaar

Sukhamte: sunno yaar ponskhe !

Ponskhe : nai yaar aise nai hota ..tum karlo naa yaar ..

Sukhatme : khel hi toh chal rha hai

Ponskhe : nao yaar yeh theek nai hai yaar..

Karnick : yaar hamare sitara grp k rehearsals isse zyaada seriously hote hai

Mrs : pareshan matt kar naa benare

Benare :arrey main kahaan pareshaan kar rhi hu.aur vasie bhi yeh log pareshan kar rhe hai
mjhemjhe nai khelna aapka yeh khel..aap log ladte rahio

Sukhatme : kya kar rhi hai benare

Karnick : agar aise hi rha naatoh yeh natak band pad jaega

Sukhatme : arrey tum kahaan jaa rhe ho yaar..karnick !

Samant : ab aage aur nai hoga yeh ??

Mrs : nainai ..jo kaam ek baar shuru kia use khatam karna hi hai.sukhatme !

Balu : kahaan jaa rhe ho aap

*Mr kashikar returns*

Mr : aaahmil gai kaan khudni ..mil gayi..sukhatme ..intezaar kis baat ka hai.?

Sukhatme : aapki kan khudni milne ka Milord !!

Mr : shuru karo

Sukhatme : Jimere agle gawah hai mister karnick.the great actoraaye mister karnick.either
seab..nai yeh sab hogyashapath vagera sab ho gai hai ..baki cheezien sham ko karenge

Karnick : Ask ! ..puchiye

Sukhatme: Mr karnick..aap actor hai .??

Kanrick : Ji.aur mjhe iss baat ka garv hai

Sukhatme : dekhiye court ko iss baat se koi matlab nai hai ..k aapko garv hai nai hai..I thinkwe will
stick to straight answers
Karnick : ji..

Sukhtame: Mr kanrick aap mulzim ko jaante hai ?

Kanrick ..yes sir ..I think I know this lady

Sukhatme : yeh kis tarah ka jawab hai think ka matlab kya hota hai bhai..

Kanrick : think matlab hai sochna ..ya vichaar karna ..shak hai toh dictionary hai

Sukhatme : nai dictionary dikhane ki zarrorat nai haimjhe dictionary mein pta hai kya likha hai ..aap
mjhe nischit taur par bateye aap mulzim ko jaante hai ..ya nai jaante hai

Karnick: sir badi dilchasp baat hai..jisse hum nishchit taur par jaante hai..usse hum asal mein nai
jaantetruth is stranger than fiction

Sukhatme : mr kanrick aap mulzim se kab mile aur kaise mile ??

Karnick : ji voh hamre theatre grp mein kaam karti hai vahi par mulakat hoagie hamari..

Sukhatme : kis tarah k natak hote hai aapke ?

Kanrick : ..ji ???

Sukhatme : aapke natak kis tarah k hiet hai Mr karnick ??

Karnick : zabardast !!

Ponkshe laughs

Sukhatme : Milord iss gawah ka ek-ek shabad bahot imp hai ..pls note kar lia jaye

Mr ( picking his ear with buds ) : hota rahega .age badho

Sukhatme : Mr karnick aapke natakon mein maa ki kya paribhasha hoti hai ??

Karnick : Arrey aaj kal k natkon mein toh voh hoti hi nai hai ..unme toh bas zindagi ki laachari aur
bekar ki baatien hoti hai ..jeevan ka koi arth naiiiiikoi udeshye nai.!!

Sukhatme : mr karnick mjhe ek cheez batiye ..k aapke liye maa ki paribhasha kya hai ??

Karnick :hmmmummmmhmm.jo bache ko janam deti hai vohi maa hai

Sukhatme : very good ..very good

Karnick : ji..

Sukhatme: jo bache ko janam deti hai voh maa hai..toh ek istri jo bache ko janam deti hai paalti
hai ..posti hai ..bada karti hai ..aur ek istri jo bache ko maar deti haiaap unn dono mein se kisko
maa kahenge ?

KArnick :dono ne janam dia ..? ..toh dono maa hui !

Sukhatme : arrey toh janam toh kutiya bhi deti hai

Karnick : arrey toh kutiya bhi maa hai naa(in comic tone ) maine kab sirf insano mein maa hoti hai..

*everyone laughs*

Benare : waah karnick wah

Sukhatme : karnick aaj pure form mein hai.mr karnick mera soch samjh k jawaab dejiye ga.aap
mulzim k chaal challan k baare mein kya kehna chahenge..?

Karnick: aaiss natak mein ya asal mein

Sukhatme : dekhiye aap court mein khade haiaapko jo kehna hai asal mein kahiye

Mr : dekhiye yeh baatien natak tak hi seemeet rahe toh behtar hoga

Kanrick : phir toh main inke baare mein kuch nai keh sakunga

Sukhatmme : kyu aap kuch nai jaante kya ?

Karnick : nai iss mukdme k silsile mein toh kuch nai

Sukhatme : acha ..chalo theek hai mjhe yeh btaiyekya kabi mulzim ko kabi kisi objectionable
state yani k kisi nazuk halat mein dekha hai ?

Karnick : umm

Sukhatme : mera jawaab aap sirf haan ya naa mein denge

Karnick: ji

Sukhatme : btaiye

Karnick : ummnaumm..haan

SUkhatme : ye kaisa jawaab hua bhai naa haan

Karnick: Naa mane maine nai dekha haan mane isne dekha hai ..iss rokde ne ..

Rokde : maine ?? nai maine kuch nai dekha hai ..

Sukhatme : aa.aap jaa sakte hai mr karnick..aapki gawahi khatam hui..aap jaa sakte hia

Karnick : acha kaam kia naa maine

SUkhatme : haan badiya..

Rokde :maine kcuh nai dekha

Sukhatme : Milord main chokdaar rokde ko katghare mein bulaana chahunga

Ponkshe ( karnick se ): kya dekha bhai rokde ne??

Karnick : arrey main toh Mazak kar rha tha yaartere baat ball mere paas aayi..maine usko paas
kardi

Sukhatme : Milord Chokdaar rokde ki gawahi iss mukade k liye kafi imp hai so pleae unko katgahre
mein bulaya jaye

Balu :nai maine kuch nai dkeha ..main nai aaunga

Mr: rokde !!

Karnick : ha..ha ..ghehe

Sukhatme : nai nai ghabrao nai .aao rokde aao ..katghare mein aaoisko beta dande ko udhar
rakh kar aaohmmhaan..aur thoda jaldi karoaaoo.nai uski zaroorat nai ..shapat vagera sab kuch
ho gai hai ..aaram se khade ho jao.hmm..haan..karnick ne
..gawahi mein aapka naam liya hai..toh aap court ko btaye k aapne kya dekha tha

Mrs : balu achi gawahi de daalacha kaam kia toh dobara chance milega

Sukhatme : mr rokde ..aap ghabriye matt aaram se shaanti ..sirf court ko itna btaiye ..k aapne
dekha kyat ha.

Balu :.nai..umm..nai

Sukhatme : aapne kasam khai hai k aap court mein sach bolenge .aap batiye court ko k aapne kya
dekha .arrey rokde..bhagwaan k liye btaye naak aapne kya dekha !!..........ARREY BOLTA KYU NAI
HAI K KYA DEKHA TUNE !!

Balu :NAINAIMAINE KUCH NAI DEKHAkcuh nai dekha mainehehe..

Mr : yeh shuru se aisa hai .lalluuu

Mrs :yeh chance tujhe doabara nai milegahar aadmi ko public mein bolne ki himmat honi
chahiyedarr matt bol..

Mr : haan bol balu bol

Mrs : sukhatme pucho usse

Sukhatme : haan main puch lungaaap..aap baith jaye .main puch lunga

Benare : haan balu bolaaee..uu

Balu : BAS BAHOT HOGYA AAPKA BAALU BAALUbaalu naam hai mera balu

Sukhatme: dekhiye mister rokde

BAlu : ek second main bta rha hu ..

Sukhatme : haan bataiye

Balu : bta rha hu main..abi kuch time pehle main unse milne gya tha..

Sukhatme: kinse milne gaye they..

Balu : tokiye matt ..bta rha hu daamle sahab se milne gya tha

Sukhatme : aap unke ghar gaye they ?

Balu : nai unke college k kamre meinsham ka time tha theek raat se pehle ka time tha.vahan
maine inko dekha mr damle aur yeh benare bai ..vahan baithi hui thiaab boliye ab nai bol rhi
aapab boliye..ab balu balu kariye aap..banaiye mera Mazak..ab nai awaaz niklegi

Sukhatme : mr rokde ..aap damle saab k kamre mein gaye..college mein unke kamre mein..raat hone
wali thi..vahan damle saab aapko dikhe aur benare dikhicorrect ??....uske baad aapne kya dekha

Balu : uskeuske baad

Mr : Sukhtme , mera khayal se maamla kuch personal ho rha hai .

Sukhatme: nai milord..nai milordjo ho rha hai ..voh mukdme ka hissa hai bas

Benare : yeh kya bakwaas hai .yeh kis tarah se mukdme ka hissa hai ??/
Mrs : tujhe kyu mirchi lag rhi hai ???

Benare : aap log mere personal life ko beech mein kyu ghaseet rahe hai??..main kisse milti hu..kise
nai milti hu..isse aap logon ko kya ??...vaise bhi daamle mjhe kha toh nai rha than aa baluuuuu!!

Balu : yeh kya kya boli jaa rhi hain

Sukhatme : dekh dekh benare ek min tum chup rahobenare.khel chal rha ..usko chalne de..kyu
kharab kar hi hai sab..rokde ..tum iski baat par dhyan matt dotum mjhe yeh btayotum daamle
saab k vahaan gaye..tumne vahan damle saab ko dekha ..aur isko dekha..phir iske baad ?

Balu : dono baithe huye dono kamre mein baithe theylekin mjhe bahot bada jhatka laga..raat
hone wali thi..phir yeh unke kamre mein baithi hui thi!!

Benare : main baithi hui thi balubhai mjhe baithna nai chahiye tha yeh toh badi galat baat kardi
maine

Balu : toh aapka cherha kyu utar gya tha mjhe dekh kab btaiye jawaab dijye ??....aur jab jab
maine damle saab paas gya huhamesha unho ne mjhe ander bulaya hai ..lekin uss dinuss din
unho ne mjhe bahar se hi bhaga dia

Benare : arrey bhaitumhe unho ne bahar se kyu bhagaya .yeh tum unse hi jaa kar puchna vaise
uss din tumhara chera uttar gya tha..mera chera bilkul vaise ka vaise tha..dekho dekho..abi bhi vahin
hai

Sukhatme: Milord ..iss baat ko note kia jayerokde ne vahan par jo bhi dekha ..uske baad jo bhi
huya ..unhe ne aage kyu nai dekha ..yeh voh jaane ..lekin jo kuch bhi usne dekha ..usse baat saaf ho
jaati hai ..k kamre mein chal kya rha tha

Benare : ..arrey kuch nai chal rha tha ..! kal ko aap mjhe principal k kamre mein baithe dekhenge
toh kahenge vahaan bhi kuch chal rha tha..

Sukhatme : Milord ..iss baat ko gawah k bayaan k taur par not kia jaye

Benare : ..hahadekhiye main 25 logon k sath uthi baithi hu..agar aapko chahiye ..toh main sabke
naam pate aapko de sakti hubade aaye aadalat chalne wale

Sukhatme : Milord isko bhi note kia jaye !

Benare : sukhatme ji..yeh jo mr samant hain naa yahan par..kuch der pehle main inke sath akele
yahin thi.aap kahe toh inka pta bhi le liye .dijiye dijiye aapka pta dijiye

Samant : nai..nai,.nai.yeh benare bayi toh mjshe bahot ache se baatien kar rhi thi..hum toh mohni
vidya..voh hypnotise vali baat kar rahe they.!!

Sukhatme : Milord ! yeh baat note ki jaye ..yeh dono mohini vidya kar rahe they iss baat ko note
kia jaye ..

Mr : lekin sukhatme tumhari yeh behas aadalat k daaire mein kaise aati hai

Karnick : aaaji naatak k daairye mein toh aati hai

Ponskhe : jab sab kuch khel maan kar chal rahe hai toh problem kya hai .sukhatme ji naatak badiya
chal rha hai..aap jamate raho

Sukhatme : (balu se) han bolo kya hai

Balu : ji su ..su ..

Sukhatme : haan theek hai beta jao

Samant ( karnick se ) : voh mohini vidya ka aisa vaisa kuch nai tha ..

Ponskhe : arrey Mazak chal rha haiaage dekh ..aage dekh

Karnick : rukiye matt !!...

Sukhatme : Milord ab iss mukdme mein main chothe gawah ko bulana chahungaMr Samant !!