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Introduction to Yellow Springs Foreword to Taurus Wonder

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Every year, it gets a little more difficult for me to visit my
fools because they have to say something. - Plato fictional village of Yellow Springs to see what story will
Many years ago at Christmas time, I wrote a very-short emerge, and this year, it has also been surprisingly hard for
story The Last Child In Line -- that I then used as a me to leave.
lengthier version of a holiday card. The first tale was based on Most years stories have involved a cast of many
a song I had heard (For Christmas, by Noel Paul Stookey, he characters, but this years tale focuses primarily on just two --
of Peter, Paul, and Mary fame). The next year, I wanted to including someone who has appeared only in the background
see if I could write a completely original tale. in several prior stories: Father Opus Magnus from St.
And so began 25 years in which an imagined community Wenceslas Roman Catholic Church. Perhaps a bit odd for me -
of Yellow Springs has been created, grown, and changed. - raised Protestant -- to share a story about a Catholic priest
Originally, I conceived of Yellow Springs as a bucolic, isolated, but Taurus Wonder is, in fact, non-sectarian. Still, Im at high
largely-homogeneous, two-dimensional community, but just risk of error, and I hope you will overlook the mistakes.
as I have changed and grown over the years, so has Yellow Everyone in Yellow Springs is entirely fictitious, although
Springs. Conestoga County has become a full, diverse, multi- they do seem very real to me. If, as you read, you think you
cultural and welcoming community of people who, like me, see someone you know well, thats not intentional on my
are just trying to figure it all out. part. There is, however, one true root of this years story,
Some years tales have been simple, syrupy stories, but which Ill share with you at the end.
others have explored themes such as adoption, childlessness, Best wishes to you amidst all you celebrate this season.
deafness, depression, dementia, fear, forgiveness, gay - Bill
marriage, grace, gratitude, hope, joy, justice and injustice,
organ donation, pregnancy, protest, reconciliation, 2017 William D. Kennedy
redemption, sadness, and the space-time continuum. wdkennedy415@gmail.com
After all these years, and as much as Id like to imagine
that my annual December story infuses the season with deep
meaning, I suspect it may just be that I am Platos fool,
writing merely because I have to say something.

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So which faith did they steal from this time?
It was a double-header: Methodists and Muslims.
Ahh. So theyre going alphabetically. Roman Catholic
will be soon. I better ask some ushers to watch the parking
lot during Mass.
Marcus continued reading, Islamic cleric Iman
Ibrahim said he wishes the thieves peace, while
Methodist Interim Pastor Justin Spire urged full
prosecution. Marcus looked up, asking I thought your
friend Geoffrey was the Methodist reverend.
His name is Godfrey, Father Opus corrected him,
and youre a few years out of date. Hes still here in town,
but he left the pulpit. He works for a Foundation now, the
Richman Group. Theyre the group that donated the
money to complete the bridge after your Party shut down
the government this fall, Father Opus said pointedly.
Sounds to me like the Government saved the taxpayers
some money, and you still get your little bridge! Marcus
bragged. But about your friend Godfrey are you
allowed to quit being a priest?
Hey, Opie you hear about these Prayer Prowlers? Father Opus shook his head in resignation. He wasnt
Marcus Magnus called to his cousin. a priest; he was a pastor.
Father Opus Magnus looked to see what was on the I thought youre a pastor.
Searchlights webpage. Yes! Did they catch them? he Father Opus sighed with strained patience. Im
asked hopefully. ordained as a priest, and my job is pastor. Honestly,
Almost, Marcus answered, reading, An alarm at Marcus, when did you last go to Mass,?? And yes,
one home in Westernville was activated, but with the Protestant clergy can choose other kinds of work.
bridge out, responding officers could not get to the You ever think about that? I mean, leaving the
remote location in time to catch the burglars. priesthood? asked Marcus with customary carelessness.
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Father Opus glared at his cousin without dignifying the design, Ediface Techs for construction, Ediface Inspects for
seemingly insulting query. Honestly, Marcus, the things review, and Ediface Insects for pest control on the wooden
you say! structure.
Marcus looked at his cousin dumbfounded. Father But the project did not remain a local effort. The
Commonwealth stepped in and everything went awry.
Opus threw up his arms, Sometimes I cant believe that
Demolition, environmental studies, litigation, and design
youre a public official! debates consumed years. Then came the funding debacle.
Marcus ignored the remark and turned back to his Fighting between the legislature and Governors office all of
perusal of the news stories. Hey! Im mentioned in an which were the same Party created gridlock, and the
article about the bridge. Quote, Officials will gather spending bill never passed.
tomorrow for the ribbon-cutting to officially open the Without the bridge, the County has been divided. Folks
new bridge over the Whiskywine Creek, reconnecting have had to drive all around up north by the Turnpike or all
Westernville with the rest of Conestoga County. Blah, the way around down south by way of the Lincoln Highway.
blah, blah about stuff no one is interested in -- and then, Both of the alternate routes tripled the travel time. The
heres the good part, Representing the Governor will be unbridged Creek has prevented most Westies from making it
former Yellow Springer, First Assistant Deputy Lieutenant eastward for shopping, events, and concerts. Likewise,
Governor Marcus Magnus. Easties have stopped heading west for Fair Days, games,
auctions, or horse-drawn tractor pulls.
Father Opus rolled his eyes. With Marcus, its always
In time, folks on both sides grew unfamiliar with each
about Marcus -- ever since the two of them were little boys
other. The Westies include mushroom farm workers, Amish,
living next-door each born the same summer, sons of and Leni-Lenape people with local roots going back 300 or
twin brothers who married twin sisters. Father Opus more years some of whom who didnt understand the
looked to see what Marcus was omitting from the news different accents and cultural values of the eastern side.
report. Oh, I see thats the story of the bridge being out, Easties are more suburban, and some viewed Westies as
as if anyone around here didnt know it." backwoods and backwards.

The old, single-lane, wooden, covered bridge over the In the kitchen of the Parish House, Father Opus said,
Whiskywine Creek had been blocked off for years after a truck Well, even if it took a ribbon-cutting for you to finally
accident. Back when the bridge was first damaged, no one come visit, Im glad youre here.
expected it would take very long to rebuild it. One stop
shopping is what the brothers at the Ediface Complex Awww see? You do miss me! Marcus grinned.
advertise: Ediface Wrecks for demolition, Ediface Specs for
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Its not that, Father Opus retorted. Its that I need Oh, how the cousins laughed at the memory of the
some help put up the Christmas Star! Lets get going before Grinch! Imagine a priest and a politician, laughing as
it gets dark! they drove through the woods, united in the joy of their
Every December, the St. Wenceslas parish illuminates common cultural heritage of watching forty-year old
the Lesser Valley with a Christmas Star -- a string of blue cartoon TV specials.
and white outdoor bulbs mounted on two-by-fours from
Felix Flegelhoffers Fair Value hardware store. When Almost there, Father Opus announced as they
properly constructed, the frame is shaped like a star with a bounced on gravel roads through pines and birches.
long descending isosceles spike. The temporary About time. This has taken forever!
astronomical illusion hangs from the side of the former fire
Itd been a lot shorter if the bridge were open, Father
lookout tower on the McGregor property, high above the
Opus reminded. Then he saw Martha McGregor ahead,
Whiskywine Creek, visible to nearly all of the eastern side
standing beside the road. There she is....
of the Valley.
Marcus saw an older, thin woman in an oversized, ratty
As Father Opus drove, he began singing, We Three
parka, standing next to some kind of odd, three-quarters
Kings of Orient Are He looked over his cousin
sized sculpture of an ebony, horned bovine.
expectantly, nodding for him to join in.
Father Opus rolled down the passenger side window
Eyes on the road there, Bing Crosby, Marcus rebuked
and leaned over to where Mrs. McGregor could see him.
him; when they were young, the cool kids never sang.
Hello, Martha! This is my cousin Marcus, back for a visit.
Father Opus crooned on, Oh-oh, star of wonder, star of Hes going to help me with the star.
bright, star with royal beauty bright, westward leading, still
Nice to meet you. Sorry I cant do it this year, Father.
proceeding, guide us to thy perfect light.
To Marcus, Mrs. McGregor explained, New hip. Just got it
As Father Opus began verse two, Marcus complained,
a few weeks ago. Theres only ten stairs up to the lookout
For the love of God, Dopus! he cried, referring to his station, but thats nine more than I can handle just yet.
cousin by a childhood nickname that he knew was
But I see youre up and about now, it looks like,
unwelcome, can you please stop singing that song??
Father Opus complimented.
Ha! Tis for the love of God that I sing it! Dont you
Getting better, thanks, Father. I went two weeks
remember Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the
without going for a walk with Buddy, but now Im more
small, Was singing! Without any presents at all!
mobile. This little fella and I have a walk we do every
morning. Its part of my physical therapy.
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It was at that moment when the statue next to Mrs. stepped to the Creek-side and opened the window above
McGregor moved. Marcus realized it was not a statue, and the oversized bicycle hooks that were screwed onto the
not a cow -- but a very real, living, breathing bull a strong outside wall. He showed Marcus how they used wire to
beast connected to Mrs. McGregor by nothing more than a fasten the star so the winds wouldnt dislodge it.
loose rope tied to an even looser collar. Marcus plugged it in. Hey it didnt light up.
Marcus made an exclamation that seemingly violated They dont keep the power on in here anymore, Opus
the Third Commandment regarding the Lords name. He explained, except during December, when the Power
hit the button to roll up the side window, but Father Opus Company donates the electricity for the star. I spoke with
stopped him. Calm down, Marcus! Youll frighten the them earlier today, and theyll turn on the electricity
bull! Buddy is her pet. sometime after midnight. But I checked all the bulbs before
Aww, dont worry about Buddy, Martha McGregor we left.
said. Hes well-behaved. Not even a yearling yet. You Marcus stepped through the floor panel and onto the
know the way up to the lookout, Father? stairs when he suddenly stopped. The bull! Marcus
I remember, thanks. exclaimed.
As they drove ahead up a winding gravel driveway, What?? Father Opus asked, but then he saw Buddy
Marcus remained incredulous. A pet bull? Ive heard of a the Bull -- four feet tall and four feet on the ground --
pit-bull, but can you have a full-grown pet bull?? standing at the bottom of the steps, looking up at them and
Apparently, you can, Father Opus continued as they the opening in the floor.
drove along the rutted driveway. She walks with him like Whats he doing here?!?
he was a dog. Rather amazing, I think. Hold on, he said, Oh, my Lord, Marcus look! Father Opus cried as he
throwing the pick-up into park and hopping outside, I looked out a window. Over there -- the gate! Its open! I
have to get this gate. didnt think to close it after we drove through. Buddy must
Soon, they drove out of the woods and into a small field have got out of his bullpen and followed us into the field!
near where the fire lookout cabin sat on stilts. Were Marcus shut the floor panel -- not at all sure whether
here, Father Opus said. bulls could climb steps. What do we do now?
The cousins snapped the light strands onto the boards, Father Opus reached for his cell phone. Ill call over to
then carried the wood frame up the steps to the access at the house. But Father Opus cell phone had no
panel in the underside of the tower. They pushed back on reception, not even one measly bars worth. Worse, neither
the hinge and crawled up into the cabin. Father Opus
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did Marcuss phone. No phone -- no Wi-Fi; thats western The cousins spent the first hour checking on the bull,
Conestoga County for you. but Buddy barely budged. And you, know, Marcus, after
Great, Marcus moaned. Now what?? dark, even if he moves away, we wont know where he is.
Father Opus opened the floor panel again. Shoo! he Can bulls see in the dark, like deer or raccoons?
called, but the bull did not shoo. Marcus opened a I dont know, Father Opus conceded, but they have
window and loudly yelled for help. eyes on the side of their heads, so I think they have a wide
Save your voice, Father Opus suggested. Were field of vision. I dont think we want to startle him by
miles from anyone. Lets just sit here, quietly -- maybe the trying to run to the pickup truck.
Buddy will lose interest and we can run over to the truck. Marcus grunted his agreement. They watched the sun
And if the bull stays at the bottom of the steps? paint the clouds a deep purple and red. For a while, the
Then, Father Opus responded with typical cousins just sat on the chairs -- not much to do, really,
sanguinity, we shall remain at the top, at least until Mrs. when youre stuck in a cabin on stilts.
McGregor looks for Buddy in the morning. At times, they peaked through the floor panel, but
The Magnus cousins settled in. The cabin was ten feet Buddy was still on guard. Once, Marcus used his cell
square with waist-high windows around all sides. Inside phones flashlight to peer down, only to find the baby
were two rustic, wooden chairs, four olive-green woolen bulls seemingly-raging red eyes glaring back. In the
Army blankets, and a cupboard cabinet. Lets see whats darkness, the cousins snacked on trail mix, and after a bit
in here, Marcus said hopefully. Great. A bag of trail of coaxing, Father Opus consented to wash it down with a
mix. parsimonious sip from a flask.
So we wont starve to death, Father Opus quipped. No sounds. No light. Just stillness and silence as the
suns rays grew thin.
Nor shall we die of thirst, Opie-Dopie, Marcus smiled
as he pulled a rectangular, silver-tipped, leather-covered So tell me more about the life-and-times of the First
object from his left parka pocket. Assistant Deputy Lieutenant Governor, Father Opus
asked. Marcus talked of cocktail parties, power-breakfasts,
Marcus! You a flask of alcohol to a star-hanging??
and he gave a political diatribe about how the opposing
Not not a flask Marcus smirked as he reached party was being obstreperous while his own majority
into his other pocket, two flasks! partys factions were each jockeying for more power.
Father Opus listened patiently, noting that for all of
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machinations of modern politics, not once did he say what Marcus broke the silence, asking, So, do you really
he was actually doing to perform the functions and believe everything that youre supposed to as a priest?
services of civil governance. Father Opus had his eyes shut, and for a moment, he
Father Opus laid one of the blankets on the floor and sat thought about faking being asleep. This was the kind of
down with his back against the wall. Come join me, he question that parishioners never asked you, and which,
said, spreading another two blankets on top of them and perhaps, you never asked yourself. The proper answer was
balling up the fourth as a pillow. He mused, This reminds yes, I do, but Opus was never good at lying. There are
me of when we used to camp out in the yard on summer things that I might feel better about if they changed, he
nights. said quietly. But I suppose its like your Party platform:
Marcus took a swig from his flask and handed the other you agree with most of it, but you sign up for all of it.
one to Opus. Hadnt thought of that in years. Marcus reached across and clinked his flask against the
That started them talking of their boyhood together in one on in Opus hand. Good point. Then he said, I
Yellow Springs laughing at memories of the games they dont know how you can sit in a confessional and listen to
used to play, kids they used to play with, and pranks that strangers brag about what theyve done.
Marcus pulled -- and always got away with. Its not bragging, Marcus.
You remember that time we pulled the pins from the It is when I go to Confession! Marcus laughed.
heavy door to the 8th Grade math class so it tumbled over Father Opus joked, Youre the reason they cant post
in the middle of a test? the Ten Commandments at the State Capitol -- if you ban
We?!? Father Opus protested, that was all you! lying, stealing, and coveting in a building full of
Yeah, well I told Sister Dorcas that it was your idea -- politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.
for a science experiment! Marcus laughed, even though he had heard that one
The cousins burst out in laughter again, as Marcus before: My cousin Opie: a priest who quotes George
yearned, Oh, Opie the things I used to do and then Carlin Im impressed.
blame you for!
Father Opus leaned forward and raised the floor panel The Magnus cousins lost all track of time. Was it 8:00 or
to look down, but they immediately heard the rumbling of after midnight -- who could tell? They were saving their
a baby bull snorting and stumbling to its feet. They sat cell batteries for an emergency which seemed reasonably
quietly for a while longer. The sun had set now, and the likely to occur, what with a thousand-pound brute
darkness made the mood more reflective. blocking their exit. The cousins sat huddled closely for
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warmth, alone in the cabin, ten feet off the ground in a fire or imagined because they both knew this full well, although
tower overlooking the Whiskywine Creek. neither ever talked about it -- because Opus loved Mary.
After a few more sips from the flask, Marcus nestled his But life is funny sometimes, and not always in the ha-ha
head onto his cousins shoulder and said softly, I havent way. After high school, Opus lived at home and studied
journalism at Oxthorn U. while both Marcus and Mary enrolled
always been very good to you, Opie. Im sorry.
at Agnus Dei in the City. Opus and Mary connected on breaks,
Despite the previous levity in the room, Father Opus and he visited her in the City. The torch he carried was still
was not unprepared for the admission. Quietly, he said, I burning brightly when he learned Marcus and Mary were
know. dating. And that they had gotten engaged. Opus was stunned.
Marcus could have been referring to any number of How could Marcus betray him like that? How could Mary have
obnoxious, thoughtless, self-serving acts like how he fallen for such a cad?
always tackled Opus extra-rough when they played pickup Opus couldnt wrap his head around it all. He retreated
football in the front yard, or how Marcus scissored a big into a month of reflection, prayer, and meditation from which
he emerged to enter seminary to become a priest. That fall,
hole in the back of Opus Altar Boy robe, or the time he
Marcus suddenly broke off the engagement and bolted from
substituted Crest toothpaste for Opus Brylcreem hair gel. the County, beginning a life of law and politics from which he
Marcus could even have been referring to thousands of rarely returned. He never spoke to Opus about what had
things he had said even now, in their adult years -- that happened with Mary. Marcus folks moved away, and in the
were intended and usually succeeded in raising his twenty-plus years since that time, Marcus managed to keep
own profile at Opus expense. But somehow, sitting in the his infrequent visits with Opus short and superficial.
cold, still darkness, Opus just knew what that Marcus was Mary went on to earn her Ph.D. in perioperative nursing.
talking about was Mary. She married a literature professor at Oxthorn U. an agnostic
of Protestant descent. They moved away, but she came to
Mary Margaret Mooney grew up with the Magnus cousins. Mass at St. Wencies one last time, sitting in the back pew
They were childhood friends, although Mary was always a before receiving Holy Communion from Father Opus.
closer friend to Opus than Magnus. In High School, Marcus
tried to impress Mary with his abundant and popular I knew you were in love with her, Marcus admitted,
prowesses, while Opus would make her laugh as they shared without even uttering Marys name.
a quiet confidence between themselves. Mary talked to Opus
about anything and everything -- of hopes and dreams, of True. Pause. Silence. Were you?
plays and books and songs. She even talked to him about Evidently, my dear cousin, I was more into the chase
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worse -- part of why I chased her to begin with was apologize for how badly I treated her. It was unforgivable,
because I knew you wanted to. but, incredibly, she said she forgave me. Go figure.
Opus knew that. He had known all along thats what A gracious woman, Opus uttered.
happens when youre raised as twins with your cousin, And, Opie, I know I always knew how badly I had
twin sons of twin brothers and twin mothers. You just behaved. I just didnt like facing it.
know things between each other. But he had been waiting None of us do, Opus agreed.
a long time to hear Marcus admit it.
And I am decades late in apologizing to you, too.
Marcus continued, And then, the more I got to know Marcus continued, describing himself via colorful
her well, then I just didnt care about anything other adjectives and nouns. He concluded with, This is why Ive
than being with her. stayed away so much. I think he paused, I think Ive
Quiet. Stillness. been afraid to have this conversation. I knew how hurt you
Finally, Opus asked, So whyd you break up? were when I dated Mary, and more so when you saw that I
I was scared! Marcus confessed easily. I didnt hurt her.
deserve a girl as good as her. She wanted a good, steady Another pause. More silence.
and monogamous man. And I knew I wasnt any of those Arent you supposed to tell me what to do now? Like
things. some penance or something, Marcus asked.
After more time, Opus said, She was really hurt. This isnt a confessional, Opus said plainly. Then he
I know, Marcus said disgustedly. And the crazy took a sip from his flask. Quietly, he said quietly, To
truth is: Mary is the only woman Ive ever really, truly answer your earlier question: yes I did once think about
loved. leaving.
Me, too, Opus conceded. The priesthood, you mean? Because of Mary?
Yeah, but my list of candidates is a lot longer! It was while I was in seminary, before I took my vows,
Marcus tried to joke. but after you broke up with her. I thought about pursuing
You have battered the Commandments, Opus her and going back to being a journalist or something
acknowledged. anything, just to be with her.
The quiet returned. You woulda been good together, Marcus guessed.
Eventually, Marcus added, I went to her once it was Maybe. Maybe not. But instead, I took my vows and
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something else but Id have become someone else, too -- Bull, heading away from the fire tower steps. The cousins
and I have been me, now, for a very long time. And Im heard footsteps, then the floor panel opened, giving way to
okay with that. Police Chief Miranda Wright and two officers.
Silence. Stillness. Thanks, Father, Chief Wright said after introductions
Then Opus heard Marcus clink their flasks again. To were made. Wheres the stuff?
Mary, Marcus toasted quietly. What stuff? Marcus yawned, still cringing at the
To Mary, Opus barely whispered, then took a sip. approach of day.
Quiet. Peace. Stillness. Silence. Up there, Father Opus pointed at an opening in the
As Marcus closed his eyes one last time, unable to resist ceiling where a panel had been moved away. If you stand
sleep, he asked, You remember whats carved on the back on a chair, you can look inside. To Marcus, he explained,
outside wall of the chapel at Cardinal OMeara? he asked, the power came on in the middle of the night. With the
referring to their high school. glow of the lights, I had trouble sleeping. I noticed that
panel in the ceiling. I thought there might be something up
Its still there, Opus answered. From the Jewish
there we could use, so I stood on the chair and looked.
prophet Micah, Opus recited, What doth the Lord require of
thee? Chief Wright asked, And thats when you found the
Prayer Prowlers cache of stolen property?
Marcus finished, But to do justice, to love kindness, and
to walk humbly with thy God. Then, before falling asleep, Opus shrugged, as if anyone could have done so. To
he murmured, Stay humble, Opie. Marcus, he said, Can you give me a hand with the star
again?
You, too, Marcus, Father Opus said gently, you,
too. Did it fall down overnight?
No, Chief Wright answered, grinning at Father Opus.
Your cousin here-- she nodded re-shaped the lights
The sun was peaking over the eastern horizon the next
into the shape of a 9-1-1! Someone saw it and called us.
morning when Marcus heard his cousin urge, Wake up!
Thats how we knew to come out here now.
We have company!
Marcus was cold and stiff and sore and could barely
arise, but he saw that Father Opus had already been on his At noon that same day, officials gathered to cut the
feet. Marcus looked out the window and saw Mrs. ribbon on the new bridge. Chief Wright pulled in just
McGregor walking calmly, side by side with Buddy the before the ceremony was about to begin. She found Father
Opus and Marcus. Weve recovered everything the
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victims reported, plus some other items they hadnt know Im going to weave this into my Christmas Eve
noticed were missing. We got fingerprints and some DNA, homily.
too. We know who did it, and our officers are on the way Oh? Godfrey inquired, and what might be the
out to get them. All thanks to you, Father, she tapped message?
Father Opus, who blushed. Im not sure. Maybe something about the healing
Mayor Ruth Ann Remington gave opening remarks to power of confession -- of getting things off your chest. Or
the assembled dignitaries, the crowd to welcome our about how we have to take every opportunity to build
special guest, a former Yellow Springer, First Assistant bridges to the people we dont really know or understand
Deputy Lieutenant Governor Marcus Magnus! or agree with.
Marcus stepped to the podium, but not in the Godfrey nodded. Not bad. Or, he winked, maybe its
photogenic, tailored suit and overcoat that he had brought that you discover precious and valuable treasures at
with him to Yellow Springs. Instead, he was scruffy-faced, Christmas if you can just put up with a little bull.
wearing the same jeans, sweater, and parka that he wore in
the fire tower. Before last night, he would never had
appeared in public so disheveled, but today, he just didnt
care about being the handsome, chisel-jawed politico.
Today, he was just Father Opus cousin.
May this modern feat of Colonial engineering,
Marcus said as he raised the ribbon-cutting scissors, help
us to bridge the gaps between the citizens of this great
County. Then, sounding far more local than political, he
added, God knows, we can use more bridges between
people these days.

That night, Father Opus met his pal Godfrey Swench for
bread, cheese, and holiday schnapps at Harry Cs pub. He
talked about the past 24 hours, saying that the overnight in
the overlook had inspired him. Im not quite sure how,
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The Extra Point
As I mentioned in the Foreword, everyone in Yellow
Springs is a figment of my tortured little mind. But I did have
an adventure somewhat similar to Marcus and Father Opus. I
was on the roof of a small, one-story farm house removing
leaves and branches for a community service project in
college. When I looked down, I saw a bull standing loose in
the backyard where our ladder was! My work-partner and I
hadnt seen the beast when we ascended, nor had the half-
blind, near-deaf octogenarian woman on whose roof we were
working mentioned the presence of the beefy brute! Every
time my we tried to descend the ladder to exit, the bull trotted
over, and wed scamper back up.
Eventually, we pulled up the ladder and moved it to
where we could safely descend. Turned out the bull or
maybe it was a steer (because he wasnt at all aggressive)
he was, indeed, the womans pet, and every day, she put a
rope on him and took a walk along the rural roadway out in
West Buffalo Township, Union County, Pennsylvania.

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