Professional Documents
Culture Documents
by
Keith Kjornes
Steve Smith
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LEGEND
Ten years from now...
CARNEY
Gleason?
GLEASON
You're late.
CARNEY
I'm your liaison, the name's
Carney.
GLEASON
You been briefed?
CARNEY
Yes, sir.
GLEASON
So you know what we're doing
here?
GLEASON
This ain't like the video's
kid.
CARNEY
I suppose it isn't.
GLEASON
They showed you the videos,
right? You know what we're
dealing with here?
CARNEY
The Governor told me to follow
your lead.
GLEASON
See that you do.
CARNEY
We are now moving up the drive
to the house.
Gleason gives him a look as they head for the front door.
GLEASON
Marvel. You ready? It's
started. Henry Meadow's place.
(and)
You heard me right. Just get
here.
CARNEY
Marvel and his fire team have
been summoned.
GLEASON
Who are you talking to?
CARNEY
I'm in direct contact with the
Governor.
GLEASON
You are, huh?
GLEASON
Your guy's a real pip, there,
peg-leg. But we have to remain
quiet--
(for Carney)
-- and keep our fucking mouths
shut. So if it's okay with
you, your Honor, we're gonna
leave you outside.
Feeding sounds.
CARNEY
Oh, Jesus--
GLEASON
It ain't like the videos, is
it?
CARNEY
Oh, Jesus--
CARNEY
Oh My God!
CARNEY
Henry Meadows-- oh my God--
GLEASON
Now all we have to do is find
his wife and other daughter.
Eight Ball 6
Carney follows.
They both turn and face the brightly lit open garage.
CARNEY
That the daughter?
CARNEY
You-- saved--
GLEASON
He's got more.
CARNEY
More?
(gets it)
The videos-- she's a donor,
right?
GLEASON
Yeah, she's a donor.
Carney stares at the young girl, then her mother on the ground.
MARVEL
Man, this is cold.
GLEASON
Kind'a makes you wonder if we're
gonna have jobs come Monday,
now the boss is dead.
Eight Ball 8
MARVEL
Locor's a big company, they
always have jobs for guys like
us.
(to Carney)
Who's this?
GLEASON
Marvel-- this is Carney, the
Governor's man.
MARVEL
My tax dollars at work.
Marvel uncorks the hand held video camera from his backpack.
GLEASON
One downstairs, three up, two
in the garage.
MARVEL
The whole family?
GLEASON
And the butler.
MARVEL
Jeez--
(to his crew)
Come on, let's get this done.
CARNEY
Wait a minute-- you're-- you're
gonna burn them?
CARNEY
There was never any mention of
burning them.
GLEASON
You'd be surprised what they
don't tell you, Carney.
CARNEY
Where's your car?
GLEASON
Took a cab.
Carney drives.
GLEASON
Should have seen it coming.
Old man Meadows was trying to
shut down funding. He turns up
as the first victim.
CARNEY
I'm going to have to stop.
GLEASON
Of course you are.
GOVERNOR
The Meadows family?
CARNEY
Wife, two daughters, one son.
GLEASON
Don't forget the butler.
Eight Ball 10
GOVERNOR
Jesus!
GOVERNOR
"And seeing the corruption he
had become, he surrendered to
the fires of Gabriel."
GLEASON
Morning news will say a freak
electrical fire swept through
the million dollar home--
GLEASON (V.O.)
-- of Locor Industries president
and CEO Henry Meadows last night,
killing him and his family.
GLEASON
And the butler.
GOVERNOR
Yes, Mr. Gleason. Yes, it will.
To protect him. Even though
he's responsible for all of
this.
GLEASON
All your talk ain't helping me
find Redmond Gates.
GOVERNOR
If he stays in Los Angeles.
GLEASON
He will.
GOVERNOR
How can you be so sure?
(MORE)
Eight Ball 11
GOVERNOR (CONT'D)
(before he can answer)
Oh, I forgot, you worked for
him, you know the man. You
know how he thinks. You even
know what he's doing.
GLEASON
Yeah. I do. And I'll tell you
something, peg-leg. He reminds
me of you. A Bible quoting son
of a bitch.
GLEASON
(doubles down)
There's fourteen million souls
to be saved in L.A. and he ain't
gonna pass that up. He's been
feeding this Eight Ball myth
into the drug scene for three
months. Dealers and addicts
are primed for the next new
high.
GOVERNOR
If this goes bad--
GLEASON
Too late.
GOVERNOR
(to Carney)
I want you to remain in contact.
GLEASON
I ain't got time for play by
play. You wanna know what's
going on, get in the car with
us.
GOVERNOR
(to Gleason)
We only have two days.
(MORE)
Eight Ball 12
GOVERNOR (CONT'D)
(into phone)
Go--
(listens-- then to
Gleason)
Found him.
CARNEY
We're too late, aren't we?
GLEASON
What he does takes less than
twenty minutes. Yeah, we're
too late.
CARNEY
Leaving us to clean up his mess.
BOUNCER
And where the hell you goin',
white bread?
GLEASON
Over there--
GLEASON
I'm looking for this guy.
SHITBIRD
Beat it, asshole.
GLEASON
Sorry pal--
CARNEY
(to the other guard)
GET OUTTA HERE AS FAST AS YOU
CAN!
Gleason and Carney move through the door to the back room.
Eight Ball 14
CARNEY
Once they're bit--
GLEASON
-- they're infected.
Skanks and Scum bail for the doors-- Eight Ball eyes!
GLEASON
Redmond Gates! Where is he?
DYING MAN
Son bitch--
GLEASON
Tell me where he is and I'll
kill him for you.
DYING MAN
Bastard lied to me...
GLEASON
Yeah...
Sirens outside.
Carney moves across the way, toward a bed against the wall.
CARNEY
Donor.
CARNEY
How could-- someone-- knowingly
create-- something like this?
GLEASON
I think they said that about
the atom bomb.
(then)
Let's go.
Armored cops rush in-- night sticks and plastic zip cuffs.
MARVEL
This is how it starts.
CARNEY
How what starts?
MARVEL
The end of the world, man.
Gleason and Carney wait, Carney still feels the horror of it.
CARNEY
What did he mean, you only got
two days?
Marvel opens his camera-- they move into the back room.
CARNEY
There's more to this, isn't
there?
Outside, a fire truck arrives, all diesel fumes and red lights.
CARNEY
Torching the bodies as a
precaution--
(Gleason ignores
him; Carney grabs
his arm to turn him
around)
God damn it, Gleason, there's
more to this!
GLEASON
I worked with Gates for two
years. And that scares your
boss, the Governor! Because he
thinks I'm still working with
him.
(backs off)
That's why you're here. To
make sure I stay on the side of
goodness and light.
CARNEY
What did he mean we only have
two days?
JOYCE (O.S.)
Let go of me!
MARVEL (O.S.)
Gleason!
Gleason and Carney both turn-- club doorway filling with smoke.
She still has her VIDEO CAMERA-- and Carney snatches it.
JOYCE
Give me that!
MARVEL
Found her inside-- with that!
Eight Ball 18
CARNEY
Joyce Norton, Buzz Kill News
Dot Com--
CARNEY
Muckraking tabloid internet
news! Melt that.
JOYCE
That's private property!
CARNEY
Lost in the fire.
MARVEL
She was shooting video with the
place burning down around her.
They come over-- Carney takes Joyce and hands her off.
JOYCE
You can't do this!
CARNEY
Sure I can-- arrest her--
JOYCE
On what charge?
CARNEY
Solicitation!
JOYCE
BULLSHIT FASCIST!
GLEASON
Hold it.
GLEASON
I'll take her.
CARNEY
She's nothing but trouble--
GLEASON
Why's she here?
Eight Ball 19
GLEASON
How'd you know to be here?
Carney follows.
GLEASON
(to the counter man)
Can you get Buzz Kill News on
this thing?
JOYCE
Eight Ball--
JOYCE
On the street, it's called Eight
Ball. It's new and it's
dangerous and they say it's the
biggest high since crack cocaine.
INTERVIEW A
Man, it's fucking cool!
Eight Ball 20
INTERVIEW B
I heard it lasts like, all night!
INTERVEIW C
I know this one dude, he like,
ya know, got into this shit and
it fucked him all up!
INTERVIEW D
My brother died on that stuff--
INTERVIEW E
It's awesome, bitch! AWESOME!
JOYCE
Eight Ball has been on the wish
list of every dealer and addict
in Los Angeles since the news
of it spread across the net
just a few months ago. But
what is it? Where does it come
from? And what does it do?
(punchline)
I have met a man who promises
to answer all those questions.
GLEASON
(mutters)
Gates...
TV-- interview--
REDMOND
Joyce Norton?
JOYCE
And you are?
REDMOND
The Avenging Angel-- sowing the
seeds of man's salvation against
the oppression of the Devil.
--when half the crowd in the pizza joint cheer and agree.
Eight Ball 21
TV-- interview
JOYCE
What exactly is Eight Ball?
REDMOND
Words, dreams, hope-- it is all
it promises to be. But let me
show you what it does. Let me
show the world what Eight Ball
can do.
JOYCE
Why can't you show me now?
REDMOND
You're so beautiful-- and young--
and I could show you, but you
wouldn't thank me if I did. I
need you to spread the word--
to let them know what's coming.
JOYCE
But--
TV-- and the car speeds off-- bad video as she shoots it.
JOYCE
Wait! Wait!
JOYCE
And that was the Avenging Angel,
with the promise and hope of
Eight Ball. Stay tuned, hackers
and slackers, for when I find
out the truth, so shall you.
I'm Joyce Norton and this is
Buzzkill News dot com!
Gleason grabs her by the arm and drags her through the crowd.
BIG BRUISER
You trying to silence the press,
asshole?
Carney follows.
Eight Ball 22
Across the street, the REAL firemen spray the consumed club.
JOYCE
Let go of me!
GLEASON
How did you know to be here?
JOYCE
I don't have to --
With that, Gleason swings her against the side of the car.
GLEASON
Redmond Gates told you to be
here, didn't he? He called
you?
(Joyce gasps)
What did he tell you about Eight
Ball?
JOYCE
I'm-- gonna sue-- you--
GLEASON
I'll get a good lawyer. Now
what did he tell you?
JOYCE
That it was the most contagious
drug in the universe and was
now for sale.
Gleason pats her down, spins her around-- finds her phone.
GLEASON
This restricted call-- it's
him, isn't it?
GLEASON
What else did he tell you?
Locor Industries, maybe?
CARNEY
Whoa-- that's plenty! She doesn't
need to know all of this!
Eight Ball 23
GLEASON
She already does.
JOYCE
Locor Industries developed Eight
Ball! He said it made heroin
and cocaine look like powdered
sugar!
CARNEY
That's all lies. There is no
Eight Ball--
JOYCE
Then why is that club burning?
I mean, who the hell are you
people?
GLEASON
Look at them. They're eating
it up.
JOYCE
The people have a right to know.
GLEASON
People will believe whatever
you tell them. Repeat the lie
often enough, it becomes truth.
JOYCE
Redmond Gates told me--
GLEASON
Redmond Gates lied to you.
Locor didn't develop Eight Ball.
(off her look)
He did.
Gleason turns on her-- and she reads his face-- and damn if
he isn't telling the truth.
GLEASON
I know because I helped him do
it, God damn my soul to hell...
CARNEY
We're losing control of this--
Eight Ball 24
GLEASON
You lost control when Gates
jumped the reservation, Carney.
CARNEY
We can contain this--
GLEASON
That's the trouble-- your boss
thinks he can contain it-- limit
the political fallout. He didn't
tell you why this has to be
done in two days, did he?
GLEASON
What about you? You want the
truth about Eight Ball?
GLEASON
Or is that what you're selling--
a bigger paycheck and better
ratings?
JOYCE
I want the truth.
CARNEY
You wouldn't know it if it bit
you on the ass!
GLEASON
Neither would you!
(laughs)
Neither did I-- at the start.
Gates created Eight Ball-- by
accident. And now he's primed
to turn it loose. And when he
does, the whole world goes to
hell.
GLEASON
Can you get another camera?
Eight Ball 25
JOYCE
Why?
GLEASON
You want the story-- I'll give
it to you.
CARNEY
Wait a minute--
GLEASON
I'll give it to both of you.
CARNEY
(quiet)
The Governor told me specifically--
GLEASON
-- to follow my lead.
CARNEY
Gleason--
GLEASON
You know where I live?
(Carney backs off)
When you were briefed on all of
this, did they give you my
address?
CARNEY
Yeah.
CARNEY
Look, man--
GLEASON
Keep her close, Carney-- Gates
trusts her-- we need that right
now. And make sure she gets
another camera. We're going to
need that as well.
GLEASON
Audrey.
JOYCE (O.S.)
Eight Ball--
(and)
Eight Ball--
(again)
Eight Ball--
(more)
Eight Ball.
JOYCE
Eight Ball--
JOYCE
Eight Ball--
Gleason takes the remote from her, offs the big screen.
AUDREY
They know.
GLEASON
They don't know anything.
AUDREY
Is that the official company
line?
Gleason takes the remote from her, turns the screen off.
Audrey starts to cry, and Gleason lifts her from the sofa.
AUDREY
They're talking about it.
GLEASON
They don't know anything.
AUDREY
YOU PROMISED ME!
AUDREY
You said you'd protect me.
GLEASON
Audrey, please.
GLEASON
I can't keep doing this!
But she doesn't hear-- instead she finds it-- the vial!
She has it in her fingers-- he snatches it back--
GLEASON
This stuff is killing you!
AUDREY
I've already died once, Jack--
you killed me--
GLEASON
This is killing us both!
AUDREY
Give it to me!
Eight Ball 28
GLEASON
Audrey--
AUDREY
You rescued me from him-- you
saved me -- you promised me
life--
GLEASON
I never wanted it this way--
AUDREY
It's the only way we have.
AUDREY
Jack--
GLEASON
(hesitant)
Audrey--
She guides his hand-- moves the vial to her other eye--
Tears drain down his cheeks-- Plan B plays across his face.
He drops the gun, lunges to the bed, one hand clamps her mouth!
GOOSE
(sees Carney)
Who's that?
CARNEY
I'm a friend.
GOOSE
You can't-- wait a minute--
JOYCE
It's okay, he's with me.
CARNEY
(looks around)
This is it?
GOOSE
Hey!
JOYCE
I need another camera, Goose.
GOOSE
Another-- camera?
CARNEY
This is BuzzKill News dot com?
GOOSE
Buddy, we're one of the top
news sources in the city!
CARNEY
More's the pity.
GOOSE
(to Joyce)
Who is this fascist?
JOYCE
Just get me a camera, will ya?
GOOSE
You think these things grow on
trees?
CARNEY
We're kind of in a hurry.
GOOSE
How do I know she hasn't been
brain washed with this new Eight
Ball drug you Nazi's are pushing?
CARNEY
Are you for real?
GOOSE
We didn't give you this
internship to sell out to the
first fascist you came across!
JOYCE
Well if you don't want the story,
I can always take it--
GOOSE
What story?
JOYCE
Goose-- get me a camera.
AUDREY
Oh, God-- oh--
GLEASON
Audrey--
GLEASON
When I stop Gates-- it will be
the last of--
GLEASON
The last of everything.
His trained hand slips to the floor-- where the gun lays.
AUDREY
Please-- Jack-- if you love me--
AUDREY
You promised me.
Gleason backs off, pulling the gun free from her hands.
GLEASON
No-- stop-- Audrey--
GLEASON
Don't go out.
AUDREY
I never go out...
AUDREY
(small)
I love you
The back door to the truck opens-- the Governor glares out:
GOVERNOR
You missed him at the nightclub.
GLEASON
Is that a question?
GOVERNOR
Where's Carney?
GLEASON
Running an errand. You weren't
all the way truthful with your
watch dog, now were you,
Governor?
GOVERNOR
Let me spell this out for you,
Gleason. Make sure we're all
on the same page. I've put my
ass on the political line for
Locor-- with Henry Meadows dead,
this whole cluster fuck's gonna
blow up in my face-- unless you
can get a handle on this Gates
thing. Meadows said you were
the best man for the job--
Eight Ball 34
GLEASON
I'm the only man for the job.
Because you know when I find
him, I'm going to kill him.
GOVERNOR
Your boss filed a report with
Homeland Security when Gates
went missing. Spelled it all
out-- even to the final solution.
GLEASON
Yeah, I know-- two days.
GOVERNOR
Not anymore. Your forty-eight
hour incubation period has
shriveled down to thirty. The
Feds got the four one one on
Eight Ball and they're nervous.
GLEASON
I can't move any faster than
the leads we get from your
people!
GOVERNOR
Every available snitch, sneak
and narc is crawling the gutters
looking for your guy. You know
what Homeland'll do if they
think this thing is about to go
contagious?
GLEASON
Don't worry, peg-leg. I'm sure
you'll be in the clear.
GOVERNOR
Clock's ticking, Gleason.
GLEASON
Yeah.
(then)
Oh, shit.
Eight Ball 35
GLEASON
(into phone)
We're on our way.
JOYCE
Got it--
GLEASON
In the back.
She crawls over the seats as Gleason stretches into the car.
CARNEY
Was that the Governor's
motorcade?
GLEASON
Yeah. We got a dead one.
GLEASON
Yeah.
PATROLMAN
Found her about a hour ago.
(sees Joyce and the
camera)
What's she doing her?
GLEASON
She's with me.
PATROLMAN
I was told no press, not even
the fake shit from the internet.
GLEASON
You leave that to me, okay?
(he glances down the
street)
There's a crowd gathering.
Take care of them.
PATROLMAN
But--
CARNEY
The Governor would take it as a
personal favor.
PATROLMAN
I didn't even vote for the
asshole.
GLEASON
You keep the camera on me.
Turn it on.
CARNEY
What the hell are you doing?
Gleason walks her out into the street, where, ahead of them:
GLEASON
You want the truth about Eight
Ball, don't you?
CARNEY
We need to clear this with the
Governor.
Eight Ball 37
GLEASON
Really. What about Homeland
Security?
(off Carney's startled
look)
Something else you don't know
about.
GLEASON
(to Joyce)
I said turn that on.
She fumbles it, unable to keep her eyes off the corpse.
JOYCE
Oh my God...
GLEASON
This is Eight Ball.
JOYCE
Did she overdose?
GLEASON
It doesn't kill. Not on it's
own.
Gleason crouches with compassion next to the dead girl--
GLEASON
The most addictive drug in the
world and you can't overdose
it. You can use it and use it--
but it won't kill you. It'll
just make you wish you were
dead.
(looks up)
Come on, get closer--
MARVEL
What the hell is this?
GLEASON
Any questions?
JOYCE
Questions-- ?
GLEASON
You're the reporter, you want
the truth. Ask me something?
JOYCE
What-- what killed her?
GLEASON
This did. She's a donor.
JOYCE
A what?
GLEASON
She gave her life for Eight
Ball.
JOYCE
(hard look)
What's a donor?
DIVA
Redmond Gates!
Eight Ball 39
REDMOND
Do you have my money?
DIVA
Come on inside.
REDMOND
Do you have my money?
DIVA
Yeah, I got yer fuckin' money.
DIVA
Have you got the goods?
REDMOND
First the money.
DIVA
Happy?
REDMOND
Do you have a girl?
DIVA
Man, I got girls all over the
place-- if that's your thing.
REDMOND
Maybe I didn't make myself clear,
Diva.
DIVA
Man, I'm just fuckin' with you!
I got a girl. Just like you
asked for.
REDMOND
Shall we get started, then?
DIVA
"Shall we get started then."
You mean we get to watch?
REDMOND
It is most imperative you watch.
Or else your money will be ill
spent.
DIVA
Okay, motherfuckah, come this
way.
DIVA
(pissed)
You ain't touched this, have
you?
BIG THUG
No, Diva, we ain't--
REDMOND
Stand her up, please.
DIVA
You heard the man, get that
bitch up here!
Eight Ball 41
Big Thug grabs the girl, jerks her shakily to her feet.
DIVA
She good enough for you?
REDMOND
She'll do fine.
DIVA
FUCK ME!
REDMOND
I promised you something special,
Diva.
DIVA
What the fuck is that shit?
REDMOND
Hold her head. I'll show you.
DIVA
Hold still, you bitch!
REDMOND
Watch carefully.
Eight Ball 42
DIVA
Motherfuckah...
The second drop of black grease leaps toward the weepy flesh!
REDMOND
Let her go, please.
REDMOND
It'll pass. Cut her loose,
please.
REDMOND
The drug has taken hold of her
nervous system.
BIG THUG
No shit...
DIVA
My God--
REDMOND
Eight Ball is all that I promised
and more, is it not?
DIVA
It is that.
REDMOND
But there is more to come.
REDMOND
Observe.
DIVA
Eight ball.
REDMOND
(mutters)
Infinity...
(then)
Wait for it.
No one moves--
REDMOND
Turn her over, now-- quickly!
Diva backhands Big Thug into action.
DIVA
You heard the man!
Roll her face down, her body quivers like a bow string.
REDMOND
You've got twenty to thirty
seconds.
Redmond peels back the shirt from the base of her spine.
Eight Ball 44
REDMOND
During peak intensity, Eight
Ball flows into the spinal cord
and exponentially replicates
itself. Within a few moments,
the white blood cells will attack
and destroy it.
REDMOND
But during this time, this magic
moment, you can harvest new
Eight Ball from the spinal fluid--
REDMOND
-- and have a never ending supply
of the drug.
DIVA
You mean I can make new shit?
REDMOND
I believe that is exactly what
I mean.
(holds the plastic
mini vial in his
other hand)
If I may--
REDMOND
You have enough there for a
dozen or more hits.
DIVA
And when I run low--
REDMOND
Use girls, the younger the
better. They have the right
chromosome makeup.
Eight Ball 45
DIVA
What if I don't have a girl?
REDMOND
Man or woman, young or old.
Your mileage will vary.
DIVA
Oh, shit...
REDMOND
Yes, one of the regrettable
side effects. Every donor dies.
SCRAWNY THUG
Who gets to go first, boss?
DIVA
(looks at the dead
girl)
Get rid of that.
REDMOND
More than you know, my dear.
DIVA
Which'a you hoes is first?
REDMOND
I need a ride back to my car.
Eight Ball 46
DIVA
Word on the street is there's a
lotta people looking for you.
If this shit does what you say
it does--
REDMOND
The user will experience
heightened sexual and tactile
pleasure beyond the ability of
the nervous system to comprehend.
After that, they will be
permanently addicted.
DIVA
No rehab on this shit, right?
REDMOND
I need a ride back to my car.
DIVA
Yeah, man. It was a good deal,
I'm happy.
(nods)
Take the man back to his car.
Marvel and his team burn the corpse of the Asian girl.
CARNEY
(to Gleason)
What are you doing?
GLEASON
Telling the truth. This may be
the only chance I get, Carney.
Let it happen. Judge for
yourself.
CARNEY
The Governor--
GLEASON
Get your head outta his ass,
will ya? You got family, don't
ya? People you love?
(reads his face)
Hear it all. Then judge for
yourself.
JOYCE
This is-- this--
GLEASON
Too much?
(yeah)
I know the feeling, kid.
Marvel and his fire team approach.
MARVEL
(nods at Joyce)
What the hell's going on?
GLEASON
Everyone seems to be asking me
that tonight.
MARVEL
We're up against the most
dangerous shit I've ever seen--
(looks back at Gleason)
-- and the world's being saved
by a fucking psycho like you.
Eight Ball 48
GLEASON
History is made by psychos,
Marvel.
MARVEL
Makes me wanna quit the human
race.
JOYCE
Why do you burn them?
CARNEY
Circus night-- the word's
spreading.
GLEASON
You didn't think it would?
JOYCE
You told me you're not cops.
CARNEY
We're using the police to try
and get one step ahead of Gates.
GLEASON
Whores, grifters, bangers,
thieves-- anyone needs a get
out of jail free card is out
looking for Redmond Gates
tonight.
JOYCE
What did you mean earlier--
about Gates? About you helping
him?
GLEASON
I was head of security for Locor.
JOYCE
Big drug company-- Henry Meadows,
modern day robber baron who
marks up his pharmaceuticals
while the poor die in the
streets.
GLEASON
I shot Henry Meadows dead three
hours ago. Shot his wife dead
and his fourteen year old son.
CARNEY
Meadows put us on the trail of
Gates when he stole Eight Ball
from the lab.
GLEASON
So Gates infected him with it.
Used his daughter as a donor.
JOYCE
Why are you telling me this?
GLEASON
You wanted the truth, didn't
you? Or do you only want the
truth that fits your template.
Every rich man stole it from
the poor, every big corporation
oppresses the workers.
(then)
Gates used you and BuzzKill to
advertise Eight Ball. He called
you.
(MORE)
Eight Ball 50
GLEASON (CONT'D)
Because he knew you'd run the
story-- not the truth-- but the
lie.
GLEASON
Evil rich, big drug--
GLEASON
I'll skip to the good parts.
CARNEY
You can't show her that-- that's
classified.
GLEASON
Peg leg tell you that?
CARNEY
God damn it, Gleason--
GLEASON
Did he tell you why we burn
them? Did he tell you why we
only have two days to find Gates?
Why Homeland Security is riding
his ass?
NARRATOR (V.O.)
It was space probe ICE44 on
it's return trip from the frozen
wastes of IO, the fifth moon of
Jupiter, that the alien substance
was first discovered.
JOYCE
(sits)
Oh my God...
NARRATOR (V.O.)
The unique DNA of this alien
bacteria led many to believe
that it held magical powers.
Upon further research, it was
discovered that various strains
could be codified to--
JOYCE
Alien bacteria?
NARRATOR (V.O.)
A tragic lab accident brought
forth the real power of the
alien bacteria. Working with a
microscopic amount, scientist
Michael Phelps accidentally got
some in his left eye.
DOCU-- an OLDER SCIENTIST, rationalizing:
OLDER SCIENTIST
It appears the bacteria traversed
the optic nerve to the brain.
Up to this point, on all test
animals, the alien life form
never survived the modifications
we were--
GLEASON
It's fragile. Any attempt to
work with it resulted in failure.
JOYCE
That's a good thing, right?
Eight Ball 52
OLDER SCIENTIST
Direct application to the eye,
cornea and tear ducts is the
only way to introduce the
bacteria to the human host--
CARNEY
Introduce? Wait a minute, what
is this?
GLEASON
They didn't show you this part,
did they?
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Mysterious light patterns in
the iris of the eyes trace a
pair of spinning white circles.
JOYCE
(whispers in awe)
Eight Ball.
JOYCE
My God-- Meadows was making a
weapon!
GLEASON
Meadows didn't know--
CARNEY
Gates.
GLEASON
He discovered that for about
thirty seconds, the spinal fluid
(MORE)
Eight Ball 53
GLEASON (CONT'D)
of the host human is rampant
with the replicating bacteria.
If you tap that spinal fluid--
from the base of the spine--
JOYCE
-- you get more drug.
GLEASON
It's not a drug.
OLDER SCIENTIST
The successes have been trivial
compared to the side effects.
JOYCE
Side effects?
OLDER SCIENTIST
In fact-- the side effects have
been--
(removes his glasses;
terrified)
-- frankly, quite terrifying.
Gleason knows why only too well-- waits for the other shoe.
UNIFORM
Said it's what you were looking
for.
GLEASON
Cease fire, God damn it!
COMMAND
What's she doing-- ?
GLEASON
Forget her, talk to me.
COMMAND
Place belongs to a drag hooker
named Diva. We got some wild
call about twenty minutes ago
saying people were getting
killed.
More roars and wails from inside; makes your skin crawl.
COMMAND
Looked like that Eight Ball
shit, so I called for you.
He eyeballs Joyce.
COMMAND
Now what's she doing here?
GLEASON
Pull all your men back.
COMMAND
Do what?
Eight Ball 55
GLEASON
Two blocks ought to do it.
COMMAND
Two blocks? Are you fucking
kidding me?
GLEASON
You want your picture taken?
(to Joyce)
Turn that on.
COMMAND
Now wait a fucking minute?
GLEASON
Anybody gets by us, you shoot
them down. LOOK AT ME-- forget
her! Don't be a hero. Don't
arrest them or read them their
rights, just shoot them down
and wait on my fire team.
COMMAND
I heard you were burning the
bodies.
GLEASON
Scare ya? Huh? It better.
COMMAND
Fuckin' cowboys--
(then)
PULL BACK! EVERY ONE-- PULL
BACK!
GLEASON
Did you call Marvel?
CARNEY
He's on his way.
GLEASON
(to Joyce)
You asked about the side effects.
GLEASON
The high lasts for about four
minutes.
GLEASON
The side effects last for the
rest of your short, miserable
life.
CARNEY
You know, they're not going to
let her keep that tape.
GLEASON
They will if we don't tell them.
GLEASON
Let's go.
Two HALF HUMAN ALIENS feed off a dead girl on the floor.
JOYCE
Oh, sweet Jesus!
GLEASON
The alien bacteria starts a
rapid domino effect through the
genetic makeup of the host--
Gleason advances-- the two half human aliens look up and snarl:
GLEASON
Resulting in these two seriously
fucked up motherfuckers right
here!
GLEASON
The alien organism senses
survival and takes over the
host-- feeding it-- keeping it
alive--
CARNEY
Wish I had a flashlight.
Two jump out of a side bedroom-- Carney drops them both.
GLEASON
Stay with me-- here--
She turns, fights for control-- and she screams again as:
GLEASON
(looks at Joyce)
You okay?
JOYCE
I'M NOT OKAY! WHY THE FUCK YOU
KEEP ASKING ME THAT?
GLEASON
Just keeping score.
GLEASON
(to Joyce)
You want to keep going?
JOYCE
Is there more?
GLEASON
Oh yeah.
JOYCE
Oh, God--
GLEASON
Another side effect is the alien
organism can hide.
GLEASON
She might look human, she may
even think she's human--
JOYCE
No-- God, no!
CARNEY
Gleason-- what are you--
GLEASON
The alien survival instinct
kicks in and flees the genetic
imprint.
SLUT
Help me-- please--
JOYCE
(crying)
Oh, Jesus--
GLEASON
It lets the human out--
GLEASON
But they're permanently infected--
permanently addicted.
CARNEY
Gleason--
Gleason looks at Joyce and Carney-- tears roll down his cheeks.
GLEASON
They can fool you, Carney.
They can love you and lie to
you, but deep inside, they're
not human. Not anymore-- the
alien lives, and plots and plans
and prepares.
Drops her onto the corpse-- pushes her face into the gore--
GLEASON
And with the smell of blood--
genetic coding that goes back a
thousand millennia triggers--
GLEASON
And in the end-- don't be fooled.
GLEASON
Any questions?
GLEASON
Come out and show me the whites
of your eyes.
DIVA (O.S.)
I GOTTA GUN! I'LL KILL YOU
DEAD!
GLEASON
We got guns, too.
DIVA (O.S.)
You cops?
CARNEY
You better hope so.
The door opens-- and it's Diva-- gun shaking before her.
DIVA
I'M FINE! I WASN'T BITTEN! I
DIDN'T TRY THE SHIT!
GLEASON
Where is he?
DIVA
That motherfucker sold me some
bad shit--
DIVA
You ain't got no call to--
GLEASON
Where is he?
DIVA
HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW!
GLEASON
One more time--
DIVA
He had me to pick him up! Made
me take him back--
Eight Ball 62
GLEASON
WHERE?
DIVA
Union Station! Jesus! He didn't
tell me it'd do this shit!
(see Joyce and the
camera)
How's my hair?
GLEASON
Turn that off.
DIVA
What you gonna do?
MARVEL
I hope you know what you're
doing--
A SCREAM!
CARNEY
Run!
DIVA
NO SHIT!
GLEASON
Get in the car!
CARNEY
FINISH IT!
FLAME THROWER
MARVEL'S DEAD!
CARNEY
FINISH IT, GOD DAMN IT!
Eight Ball 64
Raw flames eat the sides of the house, smash out windows.
COMMAND
Of all the fucking--
GLEASON
Let it burn to the ground!
COMMAND
YOU FUCKING LUNATIC!
COMMAND
What the fuck is all this?
GLEASON
Do yourself a big favor. Let
it burn all the way down to the
ground. Every stick.
GLEASON
No.
CARNEY
Let's get outta here.
Carney in-- car on-- burns rubber as the house blazes away.
Eight Ball 65
Establish.
SEELY
Ever since the directive, we
record everything. I can go
back four years of nothing but
parking lots and trash cans.
CARNEY
(spots something)
Back this up.
GLEASON
Hold it.
Freeze.
SEELY
That your man?
GLEASON
Yeah.
SEELY
So they bring him back, right?
Eight Ball 66
GLEASON
Said they did. Let's see if we
can get a plate off his car.
Carney follows.
SEELY
Here he is.
JOYCE
What's your part in all this?
JOYCE
Doesn't this affect you?
CARNEY
That's a stupid question.
She rinses more-- angry and pissed as she thinks about it.
JOYCE
You guys find life on another
planet, proof we're not alone,
and what do you do with it?
Turn it into a weapon! You
rich people take everything
that's good and wonderful and
turn it to shit!
Eight Ball 67
CARNEY
I'm not rich. I'm a guy doing
a really dirty job, which
includes killing people who
have become infected-- poisoned--
by some thing I don't really
know anything about but really
scares the living shit out of
me.
JOYCE
(sarcastic)
You're scared--
CARNEY
The Governor said we had two
days. I don't know what that
means. What I do know is we
have less than a day since he
said that-- and yeah-- I'm
scared.
CARNEY
What happened?
GLEASON
Where's your camera?
JOYCE
In the car.
CARNEY
Did you get a plate?
GLEASON
No--
(to Joyce)
Time for you to post a Buzzkill
update.
Eight Ball 68
ELFEGO
Redmond Gates, so we finally
meet.
REDMOND
Do you have my money?
ELFEGO
Come in, sit down, I can give
you whatever it is you want.
REDMOND
I want my money.
ELFEGO
You are a very popular man, so
my friends tell me.
ELFEGO
One hundred thousand dollars.
But you don't touch it until--
REDMOND
Do you have the girl?
ELFEGO
Man, I'm trying to be cool with
you--
REDMOND
I don't care about your fucking
cool. What I care about is my
fucking money. For that I will
impart upon you knowledge of
the universe, the knowledge of
Eight Ball. I will show you
how it works, I will show you
how to make more.
REDMOND
I will help you touch the face
of God.
(now)
Do you have the girl?
ELFEGO
I have the girl.
REDMOND
This is her?
ELFEGO
You said the younger the better.
(then)
Nothing you do to her will be
worse than what she is now.
ELFEGO
She is my sister.
REDMOND
Okay.
REDMOND
One drop in each eye will start
the process.
ANXIOUS THUG
You need to see this!
Eight Ball 71
ELFEGO
We're busy!
ANXIOUS THUG
It's about him!
ELFEGO
Okay, okay-- what is it?
JOYCE
BuzzKill News Dot Com exclusive,
as we promised yesterday, an
update on Eight Ball, and this
man--
TV-- image of Redmond; Gleason's picture:
JOYCE (V.O.)
Redmond Gates. A fraud and a
liar-- Eight Ball isn't a drug,
a new high, a promised mind
blowing experience-- it's a
poison, a death sentence!
REDMOND
That's a lie!
JOYCE
I met Gates, a weasel of a man
who decided certain types of
(MORE)
Eight Ball 72
JOYCE (CONT'D)
people shouldn't share this
planet with the rest of us, a
self appointed avenger against
the drug dealers and addicts of
the world.
Just like that, he's not the coolest man in the world.
JOYCE
Eight Ball has a one hundred
percent death rate. I took
these pictures less than six
hours ago--
ELFEGO
I brought you here to bring joy
to my little sister--
REDMOND
It's a lie, Elfego, a lie to
stop me.
ELFEGO
TURN THAT SHIT OFF!
ELFEGO
What this woman says is a lie?
Eight Ball 73
REDMOND
I can prove it to you. I will
use it on myself.
REDMOND
Prepare to see the face of a
vengeful God--
BLAM!
A small ratty car with a goth Latina behind the wheel stops.
REDMOND
Hello there, my pretty!
Goose and his team drink energy drinks and eat chips.
GOOSE
(covert)
I can't believe you sold out.
JOYCE
Goose--
GOOSE
They're pigs, like all the other
pigs. I started Buzzkill to
pull back the curtain of
oppression and expose these
Nazi's for what they truly are!
JOYCE
If you'd seen what I saw last
night--
GOOSE
You saw what they wanted you to
see. You heard what they wanted
you to hear. Now they come in
here and force you to spew the
lies they want you to--
CARNEY
Why don't you shut up?
GOOSE
This is my place, Hitler, I can
say what--
GLEASON
Let me ask you something, son.
You really think I'm a Nazi?
GLEASON
Show some back bone, stand up
for the oppressed.
GOOSE
Yeah! Yeah, I think yer a Nazi!
GLEASON
A Hitler?
GOOSE
Yeah.
Eight Ball 76
CARNEY
A fascist? A Stalin, a killer
of truth, peddler of the Big
Lie?
GOOSE
All of that!
GLEASON
And if I killed you, right here,
right now, I'd walk away a free
man. Protected by the system
and the corrupt body politic.
Is that it?
GOOSE
You own the courts, the cops,
the politicians, big oil, all
the land, all the old media--
GLEASON
A simple yes or no.
GOOSE
Yes! You God damn right I do!
GLEASON
Then why are you still alive?
Why haven't I killed you by
now?
(off Goose's eyes)
I'm serious. In a country where
fruit cakes like you get to say
the dumbest fucking shit-- why
do you always say the dumbest
fucking shit?
JOYCE
How long are we going to wait?
GLEASON
As long as it takes.
CARNEY
And what if he doesn't call
her?
Eight Ball 77
GLEASON
He will.
JOYCE
When he sees that update, he'll
know I've betrayed him--
GLEASON
Yeah-- that's why he'll call
you.
GLEASON
Go ahead.
JOYCE
Joyce Norton.
REDMOND
Let me talk to Gleason.
Intercut:
JOYCE
Who?
REDMOND
This would be so much easier if
you quit FUCKING WITH ME AND
PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER ON THE
PHONE!
GLEASON
Redmond.
REDMOND
You lied to them. You and that
tart reporter who I thought
would spread the word--
Eight Ball 78
GLEASON
She saw the truth and embraced
it.
REDMOND
After everything we've been
through, you and I.
GLEASON
That's what keeps me going.
REDMOND
God has given me this task and
has delivered this divine
instrument into my possession.
GLEASON
Stop with the shit--
REDMOND
She embraced the truth. Will
she embrace the apocalypse?
GLEASON
Tell me where you are so I can
come and kill you, you fucking
lunatic!
REDMOND
You haven't told her, have you?
About the Final Solution. About
fourteen million dead and dying
within the next six weeks--
GLEASON
I'm going to find you--
REDMOND
Jack-- I'm betting I get there
before you do.
GLEASON
REDMOND! REDMOND!
GLEASON
You son of a bitch!
GLEASON
Oh, shit--
CARNEY
What is it? Gleason!
GOOSE
I'M CALLING THE POLICE! YOU
POINTED A GUN AT ME!
AUDREY
I'm coming!
Redmond Gates!
REDMOND
Audrey, my love...
She screams-- tries to close the door--
REDMOND
We haven't much time.
REDMOND
Later, my dear.
AUDREY
Red, please-- I remember-- I
remember all those things-- I
know what you like--
AUDREY
Red-- please--
REDMOND
Fix this and you shall have all
you crave.
REDMOND
Save my life and I will save
your soul.
AUDREY
Yes...
GLEASON
AUDREY!
CARNEY
Who's Audrey?
GLEASON
He's got her.
CARNEY
Got who? Gleason?
REDMOND (O.S.)
My test subject is a young lady
we'll call Audrey X.
Carney follows.
REDMOND
Last week, this girl tried to
kill herself. She was saved
from the brink of death by quick
thinking doctors. Locor has
paid her to participate in this
clinical study.
AUDREY
(out of it)
Yeah-- paid me--
Eight Ball 83
JOYCE
Oh. Jesus...
CARNEY
She's infected?
REDMOND
In this heightened sexual state,
every nerve pulsing with the
alien bacteria, even pain is
translated as pleasure.
REDMOND
Within four minutes, the alien
bacteria takes over, mutating
the host human into the first
level of something-- beyond
human.
REDMOND (V.O.)
We were soon discover that after
a full mutation, there was still
more to learn.
REDMOND
What would a second dose of the
alien bacteria do, now that the
first has begun this
transformation?
REDMOND
The life force of this organism
is in a constant fight for
survival--
REDMOND
It was then we discovered a
second dose-- and further,
regular doses of the alien
bacteria-- resurrected the
original host-- held the alien
force in abeyance--
REDMOND
And that this resurrection is
beyond anything human, it dwarfs
any form of human perception.
It is beyond human.
(Messianic)
It is Jesus like!
TV--
REDMOND
But the human host has to be
dosed with the bacteria on a
regular basis. Without Eight
Ball-- at least once a week--
she will desiccate, dry up--
and become even more dangerous.
REDMOND
Is it not possible this is the
apocalypse, where all shall die
in the rapture, where all pain
becomes pleasure and all be
reborn?
(then)
Is this at once our destruction
and our redemption?
JOYCE
He's insane.
GLEASON
This is as far as you go, Miss
Norton.
JOYCE
I didn't come all this--
GLEASON
He left that video for me. I
know where they are.
JOYCE
He can't think that Eight Ball
will wipe out the human race!
How hard can it be to find them?
When your eyes go fucking black
and you gotta lizard tongue and
you try to eat people, I mean,
it sort'a stands out!
GLEASON
It's not that simple.
JOYCE
IT IS THAT SIMPLE!
GLEASON
Stay here, post your story.
JOYCE
I can follow you.
CARNEY
But you won't.
Joyce stabs the USB stick into the player on the TV.
JOYCE
Goose, it's me-- I'm going to
send you a picture. I need you
to tell me where it is.
GOVERNOR
Carney!
GLEASON
It's me.
Intercut:
GOVERNOR
Tell me you got him.
GLEASON
Here's the plan, and it might
save you a whole lot of bad
press.
GOVERNOR
I'm listening.
GLEASON
I think I know where he is. If
he's there, I'll wring his
chicken neck and dump his head
in your lap. If he ain't, well,
who knows, another sleepless
night.
GOVERNOR
I heard about Marvel. I've got
another burn team if you need
them.
GLEASON
Lucky me.
He hangs up.
Carney looks over, doesn't ask.
GOVERNOR
He says they're closing in on
Gates.
HONCHO
It's been almost forty eight
hours. You and I both know
what happens to Eight Ball after
forty eight hours.
GOVERNOR
They've been burning--
HONCHO
It was never certain they could
get it all and you know it.
GOVERNOR
You kill a whole city because
you're not certain?
HONCHO
The president will make that
call, not me.
GOVERNOR
I'll have something to say about
that!
HONCHO
No. You won't.
Gleason and Carney crawl out the car into the rain.
CARNEY
What is this place?
GLEASON
The original research facility.
We did Eight Ball here.
CARNEY
Something else nobody told me.
They reach the doors-- Gleason swipes his card on the lock.
It buzzes green and thunks open-- Carney swings the door open.
GLEASON
Same key you got.
Gleason and Carney step back and fire into the locks.
GLEASON
What's the phrase you hear all
the time--
Eight Ball 91
CARNEY
Too damn easy.
GLEASON
That's the one.
GOOSE
I'm telling you, this is the
older campus-- shut down six or
seven months ago.
(then)
I'll text you the address.
She stops-- restrains her terror and gets out of her car.
JOYCE
Joyce Norton at the old,
abandoned Locor Research facility
in the low foothills.
JOYCE
And the door is locked.
JOYCE
SHIT!
THE LOUD METAL DOOR CLANGS like shots fired in the night.
JOYCE
(whispered)
Man, I've done some dumb things
in my life--
JOYCE
(whispered)
And I don't know why I'm
whispering, except-- maybe--
I'm scared shitless.
JOYCE
Oh, God--
REDMOND (O.S.)
God, indeed!
REDMOND
What do you think of my harvest?
REDMOND
Some of the truth Gleason didn't
bother to share with you.
REDMOND
Alien bacteria, trapped in a
dead host, pulls back from the
tissue as the flesh grows cold.
REDMOND
Ever wondered why they burned
them after they killed them?
JOYCE
Because they're not dead. They
come back. Like Audrey.
REDMOND
You know my Audrey?
REDMOND
The one's that don't come back,
like our friend there-- grow
dry and desiccate.
Redmond gets closer-- Joyce knows she has no place to run.
REDMOND
After forty eight hours, the
alien bacteria goes airborne.
That amazing survival instinct
converts to a microscopic
particle, lighter than air.
REDMOND
My human seed pod snaps open to
release the spores. They drift
like pollen, riding the breeze
like the smells from a bakery,
a barbecue or a brush fire.
Eight Ball 95
REDMOND
Soon, everyone is breathing it,
and the dry spores work faster--
killing-- incubating-- mutating--
bringing you back to life as it
did with our poor Audrey!
JOYCE
Oh, Jesus--
REDMOND
Once it spreads, it's as
contagious as the common cold.
REDMOND
I am God's Messenger and shall
deliver his word of resurrection
to the world.
REDMOND
Time to open the door to
everlasting life!
GLEASON
REDMOND GATES!
REDMOND
Gleason-- I knew you you'd come
back to me in our cathedral of
discovery.
REDMOND
You waited too long, old friend.
GLEASON
Where's Audrey?
CARNEY
Take your shot, Gleason.
REDMOND
By all means, take your shot.
CARNEY
What are you waiting for?
GLEASON
Where's Audrey?
REDMOND
In a room full'a glass filled
with Eight Ball airborne, by
all means, take your shot!
He begins to understand--
CARNEY
Airborne?
REDMOND
He never told you. He always
liked to keep his little secrets.
GLEASON
You talk too much.
REDMOND
You're wasting your time!
CARNEY
Airborne-- that's why you burned
them.
GLEASON
Yeah--
(into phone)
Governor. Can you track this
phone?
REDMOND
You can't stop the hand of God!
GLEASON
(into phone)
Well, send in the clowns. Make
it big and do it fast.
REDMOND
IT'S TOO LATE!
GLEASON
One last time-- where's Audrey?
REDMOND
Waiting for you, right through
that door.
CARNEY
We gotta get outta here!
REDMOND
Too late for that!
(MORE)
Eight Ball 98
REDMOND (CONT'D)
Too late for everything! FEAR
GOD AND GIVE GLORY TO HIM FOR
THE HOUR OF HIS JUDGMENT IS
COME!
THREE SHOTS drive AUDREY BACK into the room she came from!
REDMOND
Looks like Audrey finally went
bad on you, Gleason!
CARNEY
Gleason--
GLEASON
You better get out of here.
Suddenly--
JOYCE
Carney!
He looks--
CARNEY
MOVE! NOW!
JOYCE
No, this way!
Carney and Joyce snake through the door and are gone!
Gleason sits-- NAILS EACH EIGHT BALL ALIEN as they rush in!
All three drops and writhe, shrieking.
CARNEY
MOVE!
JOYCE
CARNEY!
CARNEY
I SEE THEM!
They leap to the hood of the car.
JOYCE
Are you fucking crazy?
CARNEY
No, but it helps!
He kicks out the back glass-- air sucks out the smoke.
GOVERNOR
Gates.
CARNEY
Dead as hell.
HONCHO
Eight Ball.
CARNEY
I don't know. If that's all
there was, it's gone now.
(then)
How about a ride back to town.
HONCHO
Are you absolutely positive?
CARNEY
No. For all I know, you got
some frozen away somewhere.
(turns to the Governor)
-- and I'll bet you they do--
(back to Honcho)
Gleason said he'd get Gates and
he did. End of story.
HONCHO
Where do you think you're going?
GOVERNOR
Carney, you work for me, you do
what I tell you.
CARNEY
I quit.
JOYCE
I can never tell this story,
can I?
CARNEY
What do I care? No one's paying
me to stop you.
JOYCE
Not that you would.
CARNEY
Anyway, you lost your camera.
JOYCE
Redmond Gates had a God complex
and thought he was doing humanity
a favor by killing it.
CARNEY
Or Redmond Gates tried to
facilitate an alien takeover of
the planet earth. But he was
kind to his mother.
(looks at Buzz Kill)
There'll be a new crisis tomorrow
and then one after that. And if
there isn't, you can always
make one up. Doom and gloom
and we're all about to die.
(drinks his coffee)
Right after this commercial.